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[challenge entry] Jemlock and Horseville....

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Yes!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
# hahahah YAY!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
Marvellous!! *Click* :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:18, archived)
# LOOK AT US! OO A PLAYGROUND!
OH! I'VE POOED MYSELF!

/Jedward Twitter blog
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:18, archived)
# OMG I WENT TO THE OLYMPICS AND SAW THE TORCH AND EVERYTHING
DID I TELL YOU I WENT TO THE OLYMPICS? THEY HAVE TOYS AND FOOD AND FLAGS. I WANT A POO.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:20, archived)
# HAHA!
I'M ON NO. 1 AND JEMLOCK IS ON NO. 2
I'M GOING TO WEE ON IT
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:23, archived)
# I NEED A POO!!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Again?
Do you have bowel problems?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:26, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:34, archived)
# hahahahahahhahahahaha
"As you can see, Wenlock and Mandeville have big annoying horse mouths and eyes to represent the Paralympic Equestrian events."
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:01, archived)
# I like this.
I also seem to have clicked more entries in this week's Image Challenge already than in any previous one; it's going to be a good week.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# ahahahhahahhahahhahahhahh
winnage all the way :DDDDD
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 18:17, archived)
# "Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Cameron..."
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha! excellent :D
good nings b3ta!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Squeeze harder!
:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:15, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
I'm heard the Imperial March far too often the last week or so...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:34, archived)
# I always thought it was "scorcerer's ways"
I learned a new word today.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:02, archived)
# I did a Mohammed for May 20th

Happy Draw Mohammed Day, everyone!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Why can't he be angry?
Even Jesus got a little cross.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Haha!
officelollage
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:20, archived)
# Give me an S
Give me a P
Give me an A
Give me an N
Give me a G
What have you got?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:22, archived)
# GNAPSASM!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:24, archived)
# you nailed that one
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Spang.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:25, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# muhahaha!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Blimey!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:35, archived)
# fuck em!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:45, archived)
# mmm
bacon
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:36, archived)
# ALLAHU OINKBAR!
*burns own embassy*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:45, archived)
# K...
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# *smokes embassy*
I might do one later. I'm not planning on staying at work long today.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Ironically I'm smoking Mayfair today
and working in Mayfair

quite close to an embassy
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Bland, offensive, indistinguishable from each other and certainly not what we voted for


I suppose they captured the mood of the nation perfectly...


[edit] this has so far appeared in the Telegraph and teh Standard...

[edit2] Oh, and the daily mail now too
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1280010/Olympic-mascots-Wenlock-Mandeville-internet-viral-treatment.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:39, archived)
# spot on.
All hail the new politik.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:47, archived)
# bindun
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:47, archived)
# ah shit
serves me right for not checking every single news source every minute since the announcement
I'm pretty sure they planned it though
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Top marks for sarcasm
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Top marks for sarcasm
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# 5 minutes of clever people bitching and being sarcastic
love it.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:05, archived)
# hahah morning all
just seen the mascots.......fucking hell.What a load of shit!!!!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:55, archived)
# This. Times a billion.
It's Kang and Kodos, isn't it?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:03, archived)
# It's fucking embarassing.
I can't express the extent of my facepalm when I saw them
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:06, archived)
# The thing is, it's a bit of an unenviable task (bar the fucking huge wads of cash).
Anything you come up with is liable to be slated. But really?! Cyclops salt and pepper shakers?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:09, archived)
# the whole concept of olymic mascots is bent beyond words
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:11, archived)
# When the BBC lady (Jennie Bond?) was talking about them last night, she said getting the mascot right was "critical"
I've not come across this usage of the word "critical" before.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:15, archived)
# people may die
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
# I sincerely hope they do
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:18, archived)
# I like the miniature T1000 terminators idea.
They should've run with that.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:15, archived)
# True
But on the other hand there is always the keep it safe and simple. A cute waving animal seems to have worked for everyone else.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:12, archived)
# They're meant to be lumps of molten steel or something
Which sort of makes them miniature T1000 Terminators.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:08, archived)
# haha yes
that's who they remind me of!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:35, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
# the fact that one's blue and one's yellow enrages me.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 10:06, archived)
# The fact that Gordon Brown only had one eye makes my blood boil
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] POWER UP
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:27, archived)
# hehhehhehehh
I had to look that up, clearly I am not taking nearly enough performance enhancing drugs.
 
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:33, archived)
# So did I ;)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo...!!!! Also, I can't possibly be the first to notice something about these two....
It's the coalition mascots



And nings you lot!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:38, archived)
# mindpiss
see above
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:39, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:43, archived)
# they must've been idiots if they didn't notice that though
its even got the liberal logo all over Spandible or whatever his name is
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:46, archived)
# I didn't see them last night
so when I saw HappyToasts post of the CCTV cameras, I thought it was a comment on the government!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:48, archived)
# I did the same!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# STATION!!!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] mascot name is...

kaboom or mohammed
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 7:57, archived)
# don't ride the buses for a while, that's all I am permitted to say
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 7:59, archived)
# You just know its gonna happen
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:28, archived)
# pah
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 7:43, archived)
# OOOOOOMpah!
Question: should I replace my challenge entry with this version



or would that be considered poor form?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:02, archived)
# I think maybe I should
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:05, archived)
# Yes
Because it's fucking great and will get more clicks.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:26, archived)
# well alrighty then
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:28, archived)
# they also have long bony claws, but they are not in view.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:35, archived)
# Lesley Ash?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Theresa May.
Our new home(ophobic) secretary
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Got two for ya, Had to include lazors.
Photobucket

Photobucket
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 7:39, archived)
# nice lazors
it looks like they have boners as well, which is understandable
 
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 7:54, archived)
# Beautiful
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:28, archived)
# Mustafa Bindun
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 7:29, archived)
# NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 7:38, archived)
# Mo-hammered!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 7:15, archived)
# *burns embassy*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 7:34, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:30, archived)
# *makes a bacon sandwich*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 6:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:53, archived)
# I hate to think what they paid for this shit, a 3D modelling class at a community polytech would have done better
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 6:23, archived)
# ^ this
Mascot/logo design really is cushy work if you can get it. How much did these ones cost?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 6:27, archived)
# It's a sekrit.
The logo cost £400,000. All they're saying about these is that they cost "a few thousand pounds". They're supposed to raise 15 million in sales of T-shirts and plush toys, though.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 6:39, archived)
# how can they be plush toys when the characters are fucking METAL
they should be helium filled silvery balloon toys, cheap to produce, and all the more likely to burst or float away

...
PROFIT
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 6:43, archived)
# Then they should attach volcanic ash sensors to them
so when they do float off they'll still serve a purpose.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 7:08, archived)
# you see, we are FULL of good ideas
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 7:55, archived)
# god dammit Zykotik the Teaboy would have done better, and he'd have done it for a pat on the head and a biscuit
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 6:29, archived)
# ^this
it looked like something from a shit 1990's children's budget TV show.

I thought this description of the logo was equally applicable to the mascot design - www.b3ta.com/board/10055645
.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 7:51, archived)
# I fink da young will understand dem more better, innit?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 6:46, archived)
# you see, the public are idiots.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 6:49, archived)
# I'm going to start checking any random lumps I find now in case they exude rainbows
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 6:56, archived)
# This is very good
I'd tag it before it does the rounds on facebook
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:12, archived)
# Excellent
and so true
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 9:28, archived)
# so true
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# True
(, Sat 22 May 2010, 2:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:00, archived)
# heheheh
 
the W and M actually stand for Women and Men, so if you see these characters walking about, you are entirely justified in using them as urinals.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:27, archived)
# lolz
stupid fucking concept all round
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:32, archived)
# perhaps we could send them the feelers so they can have an awful song to go with it
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:33, archived)
# yess... IN LITTLE BITTY PIECES
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:35, archived)
# PORTABLE PISS MACHINES
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:35, archived)
# The W in the triangle looks like the all-seeing eye illuminati logo
Where's David Icke?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:37, archived)
# Olympics for some, miniature American flags for others.

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:47, archived)
# May 20th is draw Muhammad day
Muhammad says Yo!
Drawn in protest of religious thuggery and in support Matt Stone and Trey Parker and anyone else whose freedom of speech is silenced because of religious extremists.
this is my freedom of speech (albeit on facebook), and I won't relinquish it.
Draw Muhammad Day is May 20th and I encourage everyone else to contribute and exhibit their freedom of speech.


Click for bigger (70 kb)

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 4:42, archived)
# I'd rather draw a pretty flower though.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 4:44, archived)
# I may have this wrong
but I think some sects believe that any literal represenation of anything that appears in nature should be forbidden.
The Palace of the Alhambra is stunningly decorated but there wasn't one actual 'picture' of anything that I could see. It's all intricate geometric patterns and highly stylized writing.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:02, archived)
# most religions seemed to have through phases of iconoclasm
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:08, archived)
# That seems a pretty extreme case though.
They loved art and beauty and nature but they couldn't draw a flower.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:23, archived)
# Snottim nettik!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:27, archived)
# That gum you like is going to come back in style.
 

 
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 6:25, archived)
# true indeed
those old palaces and mosques are utterly beautiful. the Shah Mosque in Isfahan was jawdropping
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:24, archived)
# Yet geometric patterns occur in nature, e.g. snowflakes and petal structures
and "writing" occurs too in simulacra, e.g. the name of Allah appearing in an aubergine. Therefore they should be banned too.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 6:31, archived)
# Mohammed yo
piss on my tits you dirty prophet
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 4:45, archived)
# YO MOHAMMED WHAT IS UP
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 4:46, archived)
# Here is my picture of Moe and Hannah

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 4:48, archived)
# AS-SALAMU ALAYKUM!
 
they passed many happy years together, sadly without issue, as he kept eating their young.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 4:50, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:03, archived)
# SHEIK SHEIK SHEIK
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 4:50, archived)
# SHEIK SHEIK SHEIK YERBOUTI
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:23, archived)
# woo freedom of speech
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:02, archived)
# DEATH TO THE DEMON, TED PIKUL!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:29, archived)
# Note to self, I can't draw racoons for shit.

Horrible thing to hear after not being on for so long, but I have to make my gesture at least.
Jessie was lovely and bought my first set of icons for me as I was poor, so it's about time I returned the favour. If someone without icons can gaz me and I'll gladly purchase them for you, it's the least I can do.
I don't mean to bring down the mood of the board or anything, so I'll draw like.. I don't know, a dinosaur doing a shit or something.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:15, archived)
# That's a lully picture!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:17, archived)
# And it's a very sweet gesture to buy someone some icons.
I've taken my duck off for the week, cos it seemed a bit too cheery for the sombre mood.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:25, archived)
# It would be nice to donate the memorial icon
But it seems like it only goes into the account you're logged into.
I'll gladly gift the others though, it's what she did for me so it's fitting.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:26, archived)
# I'm still a bit numb about the whole thing
I had not spoken to her on the board for a while, but I will always remember her as being one of the loveliest people you could hope to meet
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:18, archived)
# I met her in London a couple of years ago, her and Kerry were just lovely, especially together.
It would have been great to go the Derby one, it's just sad and weird when stuff like this happens.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:24, archived)
# I can only imagine what Kerry is going through right now
but I hope that the way b3ta has responded is at least of some comfort to him
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:28, archived)
# I was sobbing quite a bit when I first heard.
Massive strange instant tears. I didn't even realise I was crying for a while. Now it just seems unreal. I keep half expecting someone to say; "Oops, we're really sorry, this got way out of control. She's actually fine. Sorry guys!"

On a more positive note it's reminded me what a lovely bunch b3ta is. When I moved to uni I ended up spending less and less time on here, mainly due to work and trying to befriend new 'real' people. The majority of those people turned out to be utter prats. Suddenly I remembered why I used to spend so much of my time here and why I didn't mind spending that bit extra on train fare to get to a bash. It's just a shame that it took something so tragic for me to realise.
Sorry for soppiness, it's late.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 4:00, archived)
# silly mister pineapple, cats don't play frisbee!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Well they can't if some cruel bastard has put them in
FUCKING MITTENS!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:27, archived)
# I am lightening the mood with lightenthemood.png
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:27, archived)
# Nothing cheers people up like explosive diarrhoea!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:28, archived)
# only if it's someone elses
:~)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:29, archived)
# PROLAPSE!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:28, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNG
TURNING BEANS INTO SMELLY MUD
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:33, archived)
# FLAMING DIARRHOEA!
 
this is what really killed them, asteroids? pish and tush
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:34, archived)
# Can imagine Mrs Dino coming home,
"darling, you've pebble dashed the cave......"
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:48, archived)
# I CALL IT DECORATING.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 4:43, archived)
# I deleted my last dinosaur.
It wasn't as good, or as shitting though D:
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 4:40, archived)
# This is lovely. :)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:39, archived)
# MrPineapple draws good.
It's nice :)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 4:35, archived)
# James Bond will return in The Spy With The Very Long Leg.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Maybe his leg had just grow?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:45, archived)
# Who can also be used as a table.*
Beautiful work.
*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Filmed in exotic locations like
Macaw^Hu!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:47, archived)
# have a spang, sir
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:57, archived)
# Why thank you!
*places it on the shelf next to the others*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 6:53, archived)
# arf!
also, lovely clone-stamp work. :P
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:48, archived)
# ahhhhh the Enigma of Roger Moore
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:55, archived)
# FOR YOUR LEGS ONLY
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:05, archived)
# THE SPY WHO LEGGED ME
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:11, archived)
# LEGFINGER
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:12, archived)
# FROM RUSSIA WITH LEG
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:14, archived)
# LEGS ARE FOR EVER
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:17, archived)
# ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET LEGS
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:18, archived)
# LIVE AND LEG DIE
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:20, archived)
# TOMORROW NEVER LEGS
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:21, archived)
# QUANTUM OF LEGS
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:22, archived)
# LEG OF SOLACE
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:27, archived)
# LEG NO
LIVE LEG LET DIE
DIAMONDS ARE LEG

or
DIAMONDS LEG FOREVER

LEG TO KILL
FROM RUSSIA LEG LOVE
LEG WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:28, archived)
# THUNDERLEG
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:31, archived)
# DOCTOR LEG
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:32, archived)
# OCTOLEGGY
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:37, archived)
# MOONLEG
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:39, archived)
# A VIEW TO A LEG
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:41, archived)
# A VIEW TO LEG KILL
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:42, archived)
# FOR YOUR LEG ONLY
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:43, archived)
# FOR LEG EYES ONLY
fuck it my internet has slowed to a crawl FUCK YOU COMCAST
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:44, archived)
# THE WORLD IS NOT A LEG
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:45, archived)
# The circle completeth
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:41, archived)
# For fucks sake Dot.....................................RUN!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:45, archived)
# QUANTUM OF INVISIBLE MORPHINE GUN
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:47, archived)
# LEG LEG LEG LEG LEG OF LEG
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:48, archived)
# I think I fatigued my neurons for recognising what legs are
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:53, archived)
# Legs are forever
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 4:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 5:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:05, archived)
# : )
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:05, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:07, archived)
# Haha
that's fucking great.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:31, archived)
# That's pretty much the plot of moonraker.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:51, archived)
# woo jollies
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 4:49, archived)
# That's no leg!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:06, archived)
# hehehe
closely followed by the new 007, James Pond

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:16, archived)
# Such a handsome fellow
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:20, archived)
# Was that before or after he was in Croakback Mountain?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Aaargh!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:26, archived)
# *prepares spanging pan*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:30, archived)
# that is truly awesome!!!!!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 11:55, archived)
# Too much rain

I like this.

I have since lighted up the front of her boot, as it seems a bit flat.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Lovely
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:37, archived)
# I like her hat.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Happy when it rains
:D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Wenlock and Catdeville
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:42, archived)
# hahaha
oh yes :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:48, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Hey Mu
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:52, archived)
# I don't like the tone of menace in your voice.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:53, archived)
# :( I have a sore throat, I can't help it.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:56, archived)
# I still haven't thought of anything good for you to draw me. Is there a time limit?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:59, archived)
# 2:05 am, May 20th.*
*No
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:00, archived)
# *Good. I've had a really busy week doing 10 til midnight shifts. When I do finally come up with something I want it to be absolutely magnificent.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Those two hour shifts are killers.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Hey, I didn't get a break today. I had to admit loads of patients and then I had to catheterise this guy and then I came home and made a pizza and OH MY GOD I HAVEN'T WASHED MY HANDS!
Thanks a lot Mu, you owe me a new pizza.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:17, archived)
# Wait, how is that my fault?
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:21, archived)
# If you hadn't made me realise this I could quite happily have eaten my pizza.
It is entirely your fault and I think you should apologise right now.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Nah, but I'll eat that pizza if you're not going to.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:25, archived)
# Fine. Enjoy your penis flavoured sainsbury's basics pizza.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Most of the penis flavour rubbed off from all the times you touched your face since you shoved the tube up his cock.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Well, now I've just rubbed my penis all over it.
Should probably have done that before I put all that tabasco on.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:37, archived)
# nothing like chili on your mucal surfaces
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:57, archived)
# A week ago my flatmate told me
how much he enjoys rubbing deep heat on his balls. Now, either he's even more fucked up than I thought, or it's a cunning plan to get me to try it then laugh at me as I run to the shower bow-legged and whimpering.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:02, archived)
# A little bit of warmth is quite nice down there.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:03, archived)
# A little bit, sure. Ginger, maybe.
But Deep Heat? That's gotta hurt.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:04, archived)
# I've never used Deep Heat, I don't know how warm it gets.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:06, archived)
# Burny fucking burny.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:08, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:05, archived)
# well it's very aerodynamic, but is it waterproof?
 
woo!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:07, archived)
# Sadly not.
Hence his expression.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHA - YES!
That will keep him warm in winter
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Yes. He should really have been the winter olympics mascot. He's gonna sweat like fuck in that thing.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:42, archived)
# He doesn't look too happy about it
:)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:17, archived)
# He's not. He's about to savage that child's hand.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Surely there'd be glee in that alone.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Hahaha,
kittens with mittens!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME?!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Oh my god, my cat was totally making too much noise all the time!
If only I'd seen this before I resorted to cutting his legs off.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Yeah,
but think of the fun you'd have missed out on if you hadn't
cut it's legs off.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:41, archived)
# True, the felinatio is awesome.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:43, archived)
# Genius!!!
I'm going to steal a cat, just so I can put it in Kitten Mittons!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:40, archived)
# WRONG.
Poor cat.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:59, archived)
# Think there's no answer? YOU'RE SO STUPID! THERE IS!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:03, archived)
# That cat is going to fuck your shit up.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:07, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:22, archived)
# ha
Finished product!(multiplied by number of cat's feet)
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:59, archived)
# *__* purrrfection!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:32, archived)
# For the mighty NINJ
im rather proud of my ninja bloke
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Awesome, I'm sure he'll love it.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:45, archived)
# That's impossible.
The blood!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh look kids, here come Hemlock and Mandible!
here come Hemlock and Mandible! 


THEY WOULD LIKE TO PLAY WITH YOU
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:25, archived)
# now *that* would be an olympics to remember
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I especially like mandible
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 1:44, archived)
# FUUUUGUGGGFFFYUUUUU
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:01, archived)
# awwww! yes children, go and play with them!
AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, DON'T COME BACK
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:01, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:07, archived)
# WE WANT YOUR TORSO
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:09, archived)
# THE WIDOWMAKER
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:11, archived)
# bonus still image:
 

 
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:29, archived)
# PARENTAL GUIDANCE RECOMMENDED
wOO!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Hah! Excellent.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:24, archived)
# oh yes!... :D
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 2:33, archived)
# See these mascots have character, integrity and an air of confidence.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:00, archived)
# Firm handshakes all round.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 8:30, archived)
# i like this
but can't think of anything suitably witty to add
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:00, archived)
# there's no joke in the first place, just a lovable pair of child-murdering demons.
 
SPOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTSSSSSS!
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 3:05, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking hell. I would buy this for somebody's kids.
(, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:41, archived)
# you bastard
I keep repeating
THEY WOULD LIKE TO PLAY WITH YOU
in my head
:(
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 19:58, archived)

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