The thick pastry edge was there so that it could be eaten without having to wash your hands first, thus saving the miners time in going up to the surface where the water was. *Might not be interesting.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:09,
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...they also contained a fruit desert in 1 half.
all in one meals ftw.
(Airman GabberLiving life like a 70's BBC presenter,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:11,
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Nope,
that's a 'Bedfordshire Clanger'.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:22,
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Aha!
A half-savoury, half-sweet pasty (similar to the Bedfordshire clanger) was eaten by miners in the 19th Century
(Airman GabberLiving life like a 70's BBC presenter,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:27,
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Well, anyway, I'd want a compartment for some crisps, a mint (or orange) club,
and a bottle of pop, or it's just not lunch.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:31,
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A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a bench.Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African- Americans in a predominating white patriarchal society. In fact he pointed out, some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society. After he left a Scottish man approached the couple and said. " Would you like to know what the painting is really about?" Now why would you know more that the curator they asked. Because I'm the one who painted it, he said There are no Africans at all, they're just three Scottish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch...
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:36,
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In that case, I'd recommend you avoid photoshop-based websites
or post some of the really great stuff you do in MSPaint.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:38,
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and they said it couldn't be done!
but after hours of toil I finally did it.
Unfortunately it took many hours because a 6 year old kept deleting my changes. I don't know where he came from, he isn't mine. I'm pretty sure about this because he has brown hair. I don't have brown hair and can't imagine I would ever make a small child with brown hair. Especially one who kept reverting my changes. There are a lot of children around for some reason. Sometimes they give me candy to dance. This works out well because I am saving all the candy so I have a big candy collection. One day my candy collection will be bigger than my coin collection which is worth 0.13c after tax. It was 0.14 but I swallowed a penny. Unfortunately this keeps happening to the candy as well.
(NudeAvengerlikes to eat rocks,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:47,
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"photoshop based websites"
Is that what b3ta is? Really? I mean, *really*?
Or is invoking Photoshop just a lazy way to bugger someone off?
Plenty of execrable Paint jobs have been posted to (well deserved) rapturous applause. IMHO it's evidence of care that counts.
That said, of course, I'd have to agree that home TOAPing is killing b3ta.
(RRNotis a miserable sinner,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:34,
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*Sits cross legged on floor and waits for magic to start*
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:30,
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Thank fuck you tagged it, eh
Wouldn't want it to get nicked for profit...
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:30,
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From profile:
my life can be summed up nicely in a word:
"almost"
. . .
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:32,
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i see what you did there
(benito vaselinino not that one,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:32,
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Well, it made me giggle.
But I am pretty fucking simple.
Hello again people! Don't worry, it probably won't be long before I spit my dummy out and never return again for a year.
(AzToTheRescueThe arsehole formally known as Az The S slur,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:34,
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(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:37,
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Mine also has an increasingly noisy system fan...
I'm wondering if it's getting ready for another yellow light of death. Given that sony charged me £125 to fix it the first time that happened, I'm not very happy about this.
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:39,
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hmmm I don't know as my psphat died last Nov from YLOD...out of knowhere *pfft dead*
I got a slim as a replacement which runs cooler and quieter... so much better.
it's something to do with overheating and the soldering that causes it
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:43,
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I'm thinking of getting a slim when I move to Holland.
I'm also hoping that there will be a slim 360 announced at E3 so I can trade up to something that is less likely to die every f'ing year.
This generation of consoles really are crap in terms of durability. My SNES still works perfectly!
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:47,
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I've heard Sony could announce psn+ at e3
which has a repair cover plan bundled into it
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:53,
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You can get insurance from them for £5 a month.
I might take it out just for the next six months to be on the safe side. It still feels wrong that I have to pay the manufacturer to protect me from their own failures.
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:55,
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when my ps3 died they didn't do that :(
the rumours must be true then
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:57,
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Been playing the increasingly ironically named Final Fantasy XIII?
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:48,
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I had an awesome customer service result from Microsoft (humm surprisingly NOT autocomplete)
I bought my 360 second hand getting on for 2 years ago. With the extended warranty they offer on red light of doom it was just within warranty when it melted. Completely free service - they emailed me a courier label, UPS picked it up from work, sent it off, they looked at it and decided to send me a brand new console rather than faff around fixing the old one.
Outcome - brand new 360, reset 1 year warranty, no money. Whoop whoop!
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:50,
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Mine is 3yrs and 1month old
so no warranty for me this time. Suddenly their crap design becomes my responsibility.
It is currently in pieces below my TV waiting for me to finish trying to fix it.
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:51,
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Gah!
Before I found out that it was still under warranty, I asked around here, and these guys seemed to come recommended by many b3tans...
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:04,
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^This
(Hitler's BarberSoylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:52,
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Was the same with the original xbox, Lots of people take the pish out of Microsoft, but credit where it is due with the Xbox warranty repairs.
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:41,
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ah ha ha ha *inhales iAir*
ha ha ha
(@><|= w0nu!)or cunt to my friends,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:08,
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Great stuff
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:12,
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Woo yay houpla
splendid work :)
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:46,
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Wait for it :)
(Hitler's BarberSoylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:21,
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You're a WUM.
/aicmfp
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:22,
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:s
Is WUM good? Or should I go wind up my clockwork head until it bursts? *sorry, I'm still noob
Edit: Found out what WUM means XD
(Hitler's BarberSoylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:26,
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scanners ftw!
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:22,
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Whato!
Where you upto on RDR? Level 31 here :)
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:24,
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What's the online game like?
Still ploughing through the 1P masterpiece. Just got Mehico boxed off last night :)
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:25,
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RDR is superb methinks :)
I cursed myself last night for slaying about 11 bears in a row and butchering them only to be knocked off my horse by bear number 12 and dispatched double-quick (I should really save more).
(Hitler's BarberSoylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:29,
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Not really bothered with that sort of behaviour as yet...
Word is you can carry on playing post-main-story-completion, so I'll save all that miscellaneous stuff until I'm fully tooled up :)
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:32,
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Good plan.
I reckon I get distracted too easily ;)
(Hitler's BarberSoylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:34,
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if you kidknap and hog tie any woman..stick her on the train tracks
you get a trophy when the train comes ;D
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:40,
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*Fires up the Xbox
(hopes it doesn't dishonour me too much)
(Hitler's BarberSoylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:51,
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I used the bint who tried to steal my horse :D
or wear a bandanna..you wont lose honour
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:59,
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you do carry on playing but...I won't spoil it though ;)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:45,
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not sure level 19 i think
not really played a lot online
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:38,
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I saw it for the first time
last week. The best bit is the first ten minutes.
(M3rxlikes the Asian ladies,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:28,
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just one more turn...
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:54,
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You do know why it's called a Smear Test, don't you?
Nobody would go for one if it was called a Cunt Scrape!
(roadieflipWho nicked the jokes from my lolly sticks?,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:55,
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Oh sweet bejeebus
(veekosI dont know why but you heartbeat offends me,
Sat 12 Jun 2010, 11:26,
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Hello
I start my new job today. hurrahs all round.
(WillwillwritehiswillAn arse like a slapped face.,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:14,
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hooooooooorah bloody rah!
whatcha doing?
I would be due to hand my notice in today, but conveniently I might be able to take redundancy instead - just hanging on another couple of days to find out!
This does bring up the question of why there is a delete button.
I'm not suggesting removing it, just that on clicking it people should be presented with a warning sign telling them how much people will hate them if they continue.
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:29,
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I think it should be disabled if there are any replies.
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:33,
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As I was saying
yesterday, I messed up a CFB and posted a massive picture once. I was then caught between deleting the thread and getting yelled at, or leaving up a massive pic and getting yelled at. What would be better?
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:39,
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Edit
:)
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:40,
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Only once ;)
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:41,
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yeah but you know there'll always be someone
who'll say "thanks it's already been cached so now you're making me download the picture TWICE you cunt"
The best is probably the one direct from the OS maps website. You could just download that, and then, using Google maps, just add pinpoints and labels using Publisher.
Oh, he's gone.
(Michael Elliscontributes nothing,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:13,
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Person getting dry bum-raped deletes thread in unexpected response shock!
/board is baffled by hamtouchery
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:15,
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:( I will never trust a librarian ever again.
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:16,
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At leat he's learned new ways of telling people to shush...
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:17,
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