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# Well I can't decide :o

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# UK Gold or Bravo?
Seriously though, hoho. Ver clvr.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Do drugs and trip out to the patterns.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# I quite want that carpet now....
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# arf!

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)
# ... and a bucket of vindaloo. Bucket.

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I've seen this before!
approximately 4 years ago!

hehehe
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# shh!
Mind you. The old school are still here. Flattered you remember it!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# I remember everything
EVERYTHING!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# even the Michael Winner
Cockmunching post?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# printed out
and stuck to my bedroom wall

It really confuses the Mrs
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# that
was officially one of the best ever things on b3ta
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)
# hahah
this is science
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# how else are you supposed to demonstrate your patriotism to other motorists / passers-by?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# By not driving like you took your test in Uganda?
Or Milan...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# On no, what have I done...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Why's he got a sword in his head?
Clumsy child.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# heh
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# hahahaha
this is almost as good as your username! :D
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# I think that is terrible of you...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:18, archived)
# All that talk about pasties before got me hungry.

I bloody love pasties, me.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# mmmm brain pasty.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# i think this might have put me off them for life
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Grum nyum nyoom nugmh mnum num noymn guuuuyymm ggrrrrnnnnnm.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# uck
nicely done
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Ban this sick filth!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# ^this :D
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Interesting* Trufax:
The thick pastry edge was there so that it could be eaten without having to wash your hands first, thus saving the miners time in going up to the surface where the water was.
*Might not be interesting.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# ...they also contained a fruit desert in 1 half.
all in one meals ftw.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Nope,
that's a 'Bedfordshire Clanger'.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Aha!
A half-savoury, half-sweet pasty (similar to the Bedfordshire clanger) was eaten by miners in the 19th Century
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Well, anyway, I'd want a compartment for some crisps, a mint (or orange) club,
and a bottle of pop, or it's just not lunch.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
#

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.
The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a bench.Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.
The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.
He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African- Americans in a predominating white patriarchal society.
In fact he pointed out, some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.
After he left a Scottish man approached the couple and said.
" Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"
Now why would you know more that the curator they asked.
Because I'm the one who painted it, he said
There are no Africans at all, they're just three Scottish coal miners.
The guy in the middle went home for lunch...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Nice.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:25, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# buk buk *boke*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Nicely.
I guess the chicks are like mini-kievs if you slice them open?

..ie either 1/2 frozen or full of molten lava. Or empty.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# fuck i want one of these.
right now.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
Clicks and throws up at the same time
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# :o

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Topiclols
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# "anyone gotta rag?.......a big fuck-off rag?" :)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Hi, it's Vince with ShamWow
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# haha....19.95 for 4
that's gonna beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# hahaha:D
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Heh
I saw it on LiveLeak this morning, couldn't resist.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# I havent posted anything for nearly a year... have a really old pearoast
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

yes I should have thought of something new to post in a year.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Vintage and brilliant :)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# *summons Prodge*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
#
^this
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# *awaits puff of smoke*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# RACIST
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Cyclist
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# LOLLYLOLS
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# is it just me...
..or does this young girl have a face that looks freakishly old?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Erm ... I'd keep that to yourself if I were you ...
/subjunctive
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# 'But her face looked over 16' isn't going to work in court.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I resent that statement.
She's not my type.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Fontlols
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I think she looks like Bjork.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# she reminds me of a serial killer
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I dunno, if you've got a winning formula why change it?
See you in another year, lollyhead.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# you're really spoiling us
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:43, archived)
# your mum called
she wants her ovum back
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Insult win.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# surprised nobody's cdc'd this yet
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Meanwhile down at the Premature Ejaculation Clinic...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# 10cc, Shirley?
"Ah go an then, ya sweet-talkin bastard."
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# arf
: )
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# ahahaha!
"push hard three times"
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# I'm finished before that :(
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# "cum early to avoid the queues"
splurt....:D
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# *knock knock*
"Come in."

"Too late."
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# heh heh
reminds me of this:

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# ahaha
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# heh heh
reminds me of this:

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Oh good god!
That took me way too long.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:52, archived)
# quick and shit


Oasis - the less aspirational years
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Crap


Oasis, not your pic, which I like.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Hahahaha! *clicketyclick*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Those receptionists are nearly doctors you know.

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Ahaha
It's also fun to announce it over the tannoy
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Hello, does anyone know an alternate link to the 'lady gaga video production class video' from the newsletter?
Has been killed off, for 'terms of use violation..' synopsis has me interested! Many thanks.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:04, archived)
# haha

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
# *points*
"that's him with the whatsits"
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# TOAP magic
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Wow!
Did you do that all by yourself?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# ROFLBOT, eh?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# not all of us can afford photoshop
You should see what I can do with MS PAINT!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:33, archived)
#
www.getpaint.net

Free and fab!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# In that case, I'd recommend you avoid photoshop-based websites
or post some of the really great stuff you do in MSPaint.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:38, archived)
# and they said it couldn't be done!
but after hours of toil I finally did it.

Unfortunately it took many hours because a 6 year old kept deleting my changes. I don't know where he came from, he isn't mine. I'm pretty sure about this because he has brown hair. I don't have brown hair and can't imagine I would ever make a small child with brown hair. Especially one who kept reverting my changes. There are a lot of children around for some reason. Sometimes they give me candy to dance. This works out well because I am saving all the candy so I have a big candy collection. One day my candy collection will be bigger than my coin collection which is worth 0.13c after tax. It was 0.14 but I swallowed a penny. Unfortunately this keeps happening to the candy as well.

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# "photoshop based websites"
Is that what b3ta is? Really? I mean, *really*?

Or is invoking Photoshop just a lazy way to bugger someone off?

Plenty of execrable Paint jobs have been posted to (well deserved) rapturous applause. IMHO it's evidence of care that counts.

That said, of course, I'd have to agree that home TOAPing is killing b3ta.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:34, archived)
# *Sits cross legged on floor and waits for magic to start*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Thank fuck you tagged it, eh
Wouldn't want it to get nicked for profit...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# From profile:

my life can be summed up nicely in a word:

"almost"

.
.
.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# i see what you did there
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Well, it made me giggle.
But I am pretty fucking simple.

Hello again people! Don't worry, it probably won't be long before I spit my dummy out and never return again for a year.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
# ....however
...that steak does look good!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Ooh I say...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Nice rack
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# pfff
poor Arnold Ridley - portrayed as a wobbly old man in Dad's Army yet he fought on the Somme
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Really?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# yup
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# At least he got to be famous.
The rest of us have to live in the knowledge that we will die un-famous
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Yeah, that's what Derrick Bird's twin brother thought for most of his life...
Who knew?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I'm dreading the day that a serial killer with the same name as me becomes famous
it will really confuse people
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] when he must have been in his 40s
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# WINNAR!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# would you like some of my sister Dolly's pineapple upside-down cake?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Ooh please!
:D
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Wood Eye?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# To be fair, I think I would.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# To be fair, I think you would too.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# BBC Fail
The BBC has dropped a fail bomb with its URL shortening:

www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/carrotsglazedwithcum_80467

CARROTS GLAZED WITH WHAT NOW, HESTON?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# glazed with a distinct lack of images.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:10, archived)
#
So this is No Image Monday? Thank god I'm still learning.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# No I do believe it's Read the FAQ Monday.
The very idea that there would ever be a day without images is heresy.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# we have /talk for that nonsense

and look how they turned out..
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# *sniffs*
smells like Tuesday but my calendar says Monday . . .


(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# rich 036 Fail
b3ta user rich 036 has dropped a fail bomb by posting an unamusing link on a messageboard meant for pictures

www.b3ta.com/board/10080658
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# ho ho ho!

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)
# la la laaaa, la-la la laaaa, la la la la-la-la la laaaaa
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# noob
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Nice.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Oh very nice :)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha!


(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:18, archived)
# hahah
good one
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# *watches*
*watches*
*watches*
*watches*
*clicks*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Ahahaha
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
bit big though, innit?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Ooo recursive fail :)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha
was gonna click but then forgot
was gonna click but then forgot
was gonna click but then forgot
was gonna click but then forgot
click :D
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# that's a gem
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# is that image mirrored?
I'm sure in the episode the door is on the right.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

Edit they've spotted it. That link 404s now :(
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# I guess they suddenly worked out why they were getting 1000s of hits on that URL...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# ah, /board - where /links posts appear 2 hours later
*relurks*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:16, archived)
# hahaahaha!
it might be on the wrong board, but it made me chortle.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:17, archived)
# ^ this
...but I did see it on /links first.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Hey, everybody! Look! It's half term!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
#

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Unfortunante?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 17:22, archived)
# You fucking knob.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Ahem
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Hahaha Fantastical!
:D
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# I like the bill gates bipedal bot :D
Nice one!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:28, archived)
# science fact from the future : D
lend us your time machine, go on..
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I call my time machine 'beer'
it makes the world go wibbly wobbly and everyone knows that's what happens when you travel in time.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# made my day!
:D
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha!
Braw!


(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# LOL PS3000HAZBETTERGRAPHIX1!!1
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Mine also has an increasingly noisy system fan...
I'm wondering if it's getting ready for another yellow light of death. Given that sony charged me £125 to fix it the first time that happened, I'm not very happy about this.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# hmmm I don't know as my psphat died last Nov from YLOD...out of knowhere *pfft dead*
I got a slim as a replacement which runs cooler and quieter...
so much better.

it's something to do with overheating and the soldering that causes it
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I'm thinking of getting a slim when I move to Holland.
I'm also hoping that there will be a slim 360 announced at E3 so I can trade up to something that is less likely to die every f'ing year.

This generation of consoles really are crap in terms of durability. My SNES still works perfectly!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
# I've heard Sony could announce psn+ at e3

which has a repair cover plan bundled into it
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:53, archived)
# You can get insurance from them for £5 a month.
I might take it out just for the next six months to be on the safe side. It still feels wrong that I have to pay the manufacturer to protect me from their own failures.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# when my ps3 died they didn't do that :(
the rumours must be true then
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Been playing the increasingly ironically named Final Fantasy XIII?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:02, archived)
# I decided to fix my own xbox 360
they just start to melt after a while
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# I had an awesome customer service result from Microsoft (humm surprisingly NOT autocomplete)
I bought my 360 second hand getting on for 2 years ago. With the extended warranty they offer on red light of doom it was just within warranty when it melted. Completely free service - they emailed me a courier label, UPS picked it up from work, sent it off, they looked at it and decided to send me a brand new console rather than faff around fixing the old one.

Outcome - brand new 360, reset 1 year warranty, no money. Whoop whoop!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Mine is 3yrs and 1month old
so no warranty for me this time. Suddenly their crap design becomes my responsibility.

It is currently in pieces below my TV waiting for me to finish trying to fix it.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Gah!
Before I found out that it was still under warranty, I asked around here, and these guys seemed to come recommended by many b3tans...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# ^This
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
#
Was the same with the original xbox, Lots of people take the pish out of Microsoft, but credit where it is due with the Xbox warranty repairs.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:41, archived)
# ah ha ha ha *inhales iAir*
ha ha ha
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Great stuff
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Woo yay houpla

splendid work :)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Wait for it :)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# You're a WUM.
/aicmfp
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# :s
Is WUM good? Or should I go wind up my clockwork head until it bursts?
*sorry, I'm still noob

Edit: Found out what WUM means XD
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# scanners ftw!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Whato!
Where you upto on RDR? Level 31 here :)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# What's the online game like?
Still ploughing through the 1P masterpiece. Just got Mehico boxed off last night :)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:25, archived)
# RDR is superb methinks :)
I cursed myself last night for slaying about 11 bears in a row and butchering them only to be knocked off my horse by bear number 12 and dispatched double-quick (I should really save more).
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Not really bothered with that sort of behaviour as yet...
Word is you can carry on playing post-main-story-completion, so I'll save all that miscellaneous stuff until I'm fully tooled up :)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Good plan.
I reckon I get distracted too easily ;)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# if you kidknap and hog tie any woman..stick her on the train tracks
you get a trophy when the train comes ;D
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# *Fires up the Xbox
(hopes it doesn't dishonour me too much)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# I used the bint who tried to steal my horse :D
or wear a bandanna..you wont lose honour
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
# you do carry on playing but...I won't spoil it though ;)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:45, archived)
# not sure level 19 i think
not really played a lot online
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I saw it for the first time
last week. The best bit is the first ten minutes.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# just one more turn...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:54, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# omg I'm bored .....did this to cheer meself up......soz FWM :)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:58, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha! marvelous!
*clicky*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh Jeremy!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# haha
very good
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# hehehe
I fed some carrots to some horses at the weekend. They all looked like Jeremy!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# I met a chap called Jeremy on Thurs
He does not look like a horse.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I NEED A POO! 8D
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)
# sausage dog FTW!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Even better with Fu Manchu-style moustaches...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# *glees*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Haha Jayzus!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# bum shuffle ftw
clicks :)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Yay!

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Spong eyes make me smile!
Woo1
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I is in yr house mawling yr babies
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Well done you.

*clcick*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# hahahahaharf!
this is straight up LOL!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# This is great!
I can't stop looking at it...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahaha...
He'd approve!! *Click* :)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Nyom nom nom
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# O_o
You misspelled "the"
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# O_O
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# The COFFEE fountain!
A novel new way to dink your morning coffee
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# haha
imagine all the option buttons though?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# *dink*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# BLOIK
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# mmmm cheese toastie
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha, *boik*, hahaha
*click*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Mmm, lunchtime!
*licks lips*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# I feel sick
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# *PTSD's*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# this
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I found a prawn in mine
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:44, archived)
# that's where the cat left it
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# in your sandwich or somewhere else? ;)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Well it tasted like a prawn!
...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Mmm. Crunchy
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Mmmm
with a side order of scampi flavoured fries
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:57, archived)
# oh for the love of
*hurl*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Oh. Oh!
Lunchtime b3ta perusal clickies
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Good grief!
*click*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:22, archived)
# One of my favourite jokes
What's the definition of disgusting?

Putting 9 oysters up an OAP's cunt and sucking out 10.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# jesus christ
this is so awesome
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Yuk
That's just disgusting. I hate cheese. Ahem.

(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:05, archived)
# You do know why it's called a Smear Test, don't you?
Nobody would go for one if it was called a Cunt Scrape!
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Oh sweet bejeebus
(, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Hello
Photobucket
I start my new job today. hurrahs all round.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# hooooooooorah bloody rah!
whatcha doing?

I would be due to hand my notice in today, but conveniently I might be able to take redundancy instead - just hanging on another couple of days to find out!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# also
is it thread-deletion day?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Every day is thread deletion day
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# of course it would be ironic if I deleted my thread above
not funny. just ironic.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# This does bring up the question of why there is a delete button.
I'm not suggesting removing it, just that on clicking it people should be presented with a warning sign telling them how much people will hate them if they continue.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# like this...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I think it should be disabled if there are any replies.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# As I was saying
yesterday, I messed up a CFB and posted a massive picture once. I was then caught between deleting the thread and getting yelled at, or leaving up a massive pic and getting yelled at. What would be better?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Edit
:)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Only once ;)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
# yeah but you know there'll always be someone
who'll say "thanks it's already been cached so now you're making me download the picture TWICE you cunt"

WE JUST CAN'T WIN
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# oh ity's all bollocks anyway
there's nothing in the rules stopping you posting 100 x 400Kb pics in one post.

It's just a stick to beat people with
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Ooh, there's an idea
I'm going to make a hundred 60x80 pixel pictures and save them as PNGs with an alpha channel and full RGB, and then post them all in one hit.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Safest option: Delete you b3ta account and burn your computer. Then noone can yell at you.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:43, archived)
# also - Stuart Cable RIP
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/10253098.stm

that's all I have to say on that
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Wow.
...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# who?
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Welsh drummer who looks too much like Ross Noble
who thought he was too big for The Stereophonics so left to fulfil a TV career which quickly went flat.

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Oh well he's famous now I guess
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# a bit like their singer then
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Apparently.
And was just in the middle of an amusingly-worded reply, too.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# same here.
that's what riles people up the most.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Post it anyway. I'll still read it
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Thought you might be referring to this:
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahaha what a pisser!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# pffft
poor bastards
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# hehe
that's a bit like saying "no you havent won the lottery, it's clearly just a fluke youve matched all 6 numbers"
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Indeed.

Not talking about your image, mind.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# tired egg is tired
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# There are loads of outline UK maps available
The best is probably the one direct from the OS maps website. You could just download that, and then, using Google maps, just add pinpoints and labels using Publisher.

Oh, he's gone.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Person getting dry bum-raped deletes thread in unexpected response shock!
/board is baffled by hamtouchery
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
# :( I will never trust a librarian ever again.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# At leat he's learned new ways of telling people to shush...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I suggest we carry on abusing him anyway
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Hahaha that's actually a great thread
and not just because I'm in it.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# How dare he, I spent many many seconds of my life drawing a picture, now lost
/feigned self-righteous anger blog
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Aw he spit his dummy
and threw his toys from the pram
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
# It would be great if when you Yawned
a big blurry purple word YAWN came out and floated gently to the ceiling.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:15, archived)
# lay off the brown acid
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
#
lay off take more
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I recommend he tries the adrenochrome

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:26, archived)
# it would be
alas
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:01, archived)

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