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# (practice sketch)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:08, archived)
# practice makes
blud!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Ha ha...chop de heads off!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:15, archived)
# this reminds me of Meng & Ecker
www.savoy.abel.co.uk/HTML/meng1.html

also, big likey
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:17, archived)
# ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Don't take this the wrong way
but this reminds me of Beavis & Butthead a bit. In a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:25, archived)
# LOL menstrual woman kills man
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:27, archived)
# whether she was menstruating or not is irrelevant
she sliced the cunt's head off because he was a dumbass

the punchline being a reference to a cliche related to ladies shopping habits

geddit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:02, archived)
# i like the logo
very um bongo
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:38, archived)
# I would tell her that I don't think pink is her colour...
But she'd shoot me,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:21, archived)
# It needs improvements all around...
...but fuck it..........filed under "crap".
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Don't be tough on it,
I was more commenting on her choice of sartorial pallette :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:26, archived)
# awww...bless!............:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:30, archived)
# I'd say your killing spree training is complete

top work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Now I'll go beat up some nerds or something...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:28, archived)
# It's what jesus did!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:38, archived)
# I'm ill today...so I hope this gif will cure me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:42, archived)
# It's the gif that brings redemption

Nothing serious I hope?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:53, archived)
# No...(I hope)...just a flu...
...If I'm not back by Friday, then I'm probably dead... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Well, hope you're feeling better soon

Eat some fruit or something, maaan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:14, archived)
# I could go for some nice juicy melons...(o)(o)....Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:19, archived)
# that am lully!
It reminds me of the moebius / heavy metal type stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:31, archived)
# The battle scene must've been awesome!..;) ...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:35, archived)
# you know - im actually going to click it!
I like it muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:39, archived)
# Too kind...too kind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Wicked !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Ummm Bacon.....



True story...
(Mr Wiki, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:03, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Why am I looking at pictures of your bacon? :D
Yeah it's all packaging thesedays.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:05, archived)
# mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:05, archived)
# but you have an extra "a"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:07, archived)
# do I win a prize?
\o/

although I suppose technically my extra 'a' is superfluous.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Super Fluffy Us?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:11, archived)
# we are, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:13, archived)
# wailaapoyb?
that's bollocks though! fucking morrisons!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:05, archived)
# lol
:D cheeky bastards
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:05, archived)
# ris
only kidding
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:06, archived)
# DWARF PIGS
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Thalidamide pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Thalpigomide?
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Bacon?
I don't get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Bacon!
Is it bacon day again yet?



/lolracism
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:11, archived)
# yee haa!
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/22536
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 0:35, archived)
# You can get some from Morrisons you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:12, archived)
# I know
I had some for my tea!

Not the posh stuff....'value' stuff but bacons is bacons.Nyom
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:17, archived)
# It's odd but I don't count bacon as an Evening / Tea time food
it's more a morning food only...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Yeah
but we had nothing in,so it was bacon,egg and chips!!!
Must be a Northern thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Shut up and eat it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Safety bacon!
Less fat less distance to reach.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:22, archived)
# FLIDBACONS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:40, archived)
# that happens when you open it from the wrong end
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:55, archived)
# :D ha ha....comply sheeples!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Fucking bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:01, archived)
# If it doesn't make sense, please consult the key
(Aphasian, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Nice!
...though I did have to think about the middle one
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:49, archived)
# What is the middle one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:51, archived)
# I CAPSLOCK you*


* may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:54, archived)
# I INS one up you
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:57, archived)
# I SHIFT your bowels

erm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Me too
I'm normally a PC user. Had to use one of those white shiny PCs the other day and that key as on it for some reason... And where was the Windows Button?
(Aphasian, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:51, archived)
# "White shiny PC" ha ha ha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:25, archived)
# vidi
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:54, archived)
# idibidibidi
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Ah bum.
It's an old one. I think someone pointed that out last time.
In my defense I'm not a Roman.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Romanes eunt domus!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:50, archived)
# I like this lots
I do.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:25, archived)
# the middle one is "I option you"?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:03, archived)
# uh oh
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Quick!
She's getting away!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:42, archived)
# ewwww apples.....
Whats that wonky loopy box supposed to be?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:42, archived)
# useful
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:46, archived)
# don't know what the middle one does
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Option is similar to Alt on a PC
actually it could be the Command key but I fairly sure that's "Cmd"

No it is the Command key
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:53, archived)
# I Apple you?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:25, archived)
# I would say that 'Enter' is actually at the bottom right of the numpad ... if I was being super anal
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)
# I may be misinterpreting these bizarre Appleian keys, but I read that as
I control you.
I option you.
I return you.

...You make no sense, sir.
(The Great British Troll, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Solid gold
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:18, archived)
# They're very clever
They can make their shadows go in the wrong direction!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Oops!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Opposing light sources etc.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:24, archived)
# very nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:19, archived)
# The symbolism of the dutch cyclist falling and the spanish one going past does not escape me

also, by some strange coincidence:

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Oof
And not just broken ego
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Running you over with bikes all over the world

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:32, archived)
# I'm amazed wipe outs like this don't happen more often
the proximity of the cars, bikes, and crowds etc
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:36, archived)
# I don't know if you follow it or not (I do a bit)
But on the Giro D'Italia stage that took place in Zeeland, the Netherlands this year, a whole platoon of them fell. On a straight asphalt road. With no side roads to be seen.

I think it's the nervousness and the stakes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Yeah you shouldn't eat too much steak if you're a cyclist
It ruins your sense of balance.
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:50, archived)
# is that someone running over gary glitter?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 12 Jul 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Took me a second
but I spotted em.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:14, archived)
# oh crap
what have I started?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:15, archived)
# It was inevitable.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:25, archived)
# 3. it was all a bad dream

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:32, archived)
# :)

RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Cheeky
I just posted v that as a reply when you put it ^ there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Oh well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:34, archived)
# BTW
www.b3ta.com/board/10121143
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:39, archived)
# *sigh* yep.

It was a foul game. I wasn't enjoying any of it.
The players are going to have a triumphant boat ride on the Amsterdam canals tomorrow anyway.

I'm going back to a state of football hybernation.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:42, archived)
# It was unfortunate
but somewhat inevitable play from the Dutch; you simply had to stop the Spanish getting into their passing game, and as the stalemate wore on, the hard tackles were bound to get more reckless.

I was chatting live with a mate from Barcelona on Facebook when they scored that goal, which was quite touching, last heard of announcing she was going to join in the party in the streets around her last night
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Well, during all the matches, a lot of partying was had by all
it was nice to see the country going absolutely bonkers over the course of weeks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Ahem
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Haha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:37, archived)
# I have drawn a thing of lots of things with faces on and stuff and junk and here I am posting it on the internet.

Before you ask, Yes. it tiles.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:06, archived)
# really nice!
Does it tile by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Don't make me bold that disclaimer.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Incredibly beautiful work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:10, archived)
# It's like having a HUGE katamari thrown at my face
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:10, archived)
# That's lovely
I'd love to use it as a wallpaper, if only it tiled
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:11, archived)
# if only eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:12, archived)
# This has brought me much happiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Looks rather attractive as my desktop.
Thanking you :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Squeeeeeeeee!
I think I see my new wallpaper :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:13, archived)
# But does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:14, archived)
# weee! ace tiling
that's a thing of purest win
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:14, archived)
# I don't believe you
I demand proof!

edit: hey, it does tile. you win this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:23, archived)
# That's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:31, archived)
# I bloody love it!
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:42, archived)
# awesome !
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:43, archived)
# this is glorious
how do we fp it?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Yay!

*oops*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:11, archived)
# brilliant, brilliant, just brilliant!
also how on earth did you make it tile you clever sod?!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Beautiful.
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 12 Jul 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Well done, Paul

(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:49, archived)
# someone should do one
Of Gazza and Booze!

What was PAul's answer by the way?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:50, archived)
# He motioned (by a primitive sign language) that....
The only way to win was not to play....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:51, archived)
#
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:58, archived)
# I think they would both have about the same Alcohol content.
Gazza's being possibly sligly greater!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:59, archived)
# But who will win
There's only one way to find out...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Poor Gazza, can't pass a ball
and god knows he could never pass a pub.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Haha.
I like Paul. He's having the time of his life.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Was
I just read he's retiring from his stint as a psychic
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:18, archived)
# SATIRE

I love this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:31, archived)
# To Thee Bum I Succumb


Click for bigger (152 kb)
When the obtuse seduce...
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:41, archived)
# .....0_o
Are we going with the American interpretation of "fanny" here?

Because from an English perspective, this gets a bit darker....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:42, archived)
# I read it in the Belgian interpretation

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:34, archived)
# You do know that fanny means something else over here don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:42, archived)
#
fanny here means bum/butt/booty/ass...there it means?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:46, archived)
# About 6 more years in prison......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:47, archived)
# And a signature on a register.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:49, archived)
# We've all been there.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:47, archived)
# (lmfao)
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:50, archived)
#
clunge or mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:48, archived)
# vagoo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Is that the blind cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:56, archived)
# janet
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:13, archived)
# I remember back in the late 60's / early 70's
some folk called grass 'fanny'. Just saying like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Are you refering to:-
a. CUNT
b. ARSE
?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:45, archived)
# c. Craddock
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:50, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:55, archived)
#
There was a young man called danny,
Who lived at home with his granny,
His hair was quite grey,
He really loved his clay,
But not as much as being a tranny.
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:00, archived)
#
There was a young chav from Vange
Chatted a girl up called Ange
She went white as a sheet
By the smell of his feet
So he shoved his boot up her flange.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:12, archived)
#
There once was man called Raoul
Who committed a murder most foul
The papers did gloat
About all they knew about Moat
That they made him throw in the towel
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:29, archived)
#
There was this thug called Moat
Held a swnoff gun to his froat
Surrounded by plod
The silly old sod
Fired it and blew off his boat
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:54, archived)
#
sounds like you know me pretty well. see you at the next tranny convention in august?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:24, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:29, archived)
# hell yeah look forward to it!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:47, archived)
# GeorgeMichaelStallone
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Stoney!
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:31, archived)
# GODDAMIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Rocky?
Nah, Skunk.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Yo . . . Adrphogfmian !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Looks a bit like Robert Downey Jnr.
Or is it just me?
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:52, archived)
# win
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:57, archived)
# awesome!
that's so freakily real yet not...


I once did a film about chatting to Stallone ;)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCNM5QH8soY
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 12 Jul 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Pheersum dragun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:12, archived)
# I cannot laugh at this until I know for certain that cat did not mind having its tail shaved.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:16, archived)
# What cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Dog, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:16, archived)
# If there's a dog about he better stay away from the dragon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Dragons do not count if you make them out of other animals. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:20, archived)
# *puts hamster, rubber Lizard from joke shop, and tube of Evostick down*
......oh
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:22, archived)
# TOP IDEA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:24, archived)
# I have no idea what you're implying.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:23, archived)
# No way
Look at those claws! clearly Cat. you done a wrong thing
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Hah
You've clearly not met our dog
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:38, archived)
# hehe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4kyaSzeD1I
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Eeek!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Jolly good. I condone this.
(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:33, archived)
# A tail of woe !
Smart !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Wasn't that a mmmmBanks book?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Feersum endjinn, I believe.
The title puts me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Not hs best, but still good.
(Spud Diechmann joined in!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Nicely Mu
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Am I
the only person on here with a real pet Dragon? Here he is, full of Dragony goodness in reception!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:32, archived)
# What the crivens!
It's part DR Who monster circa 1973, with a dash of Crack Fox from Mighty Boosh!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:36, archived)
# I wanted to fit a flamethrower,
but was told "maiming the public was not part of our Charitable Aims". Gits.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Ha ha
Typical wishy washy liberal health & saftey gone MAAAAAD I tells ya.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:41, archived)
# If he's just off downt shops
can he pick me up a wispa? Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Aaaargh!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Aww? He's a BIG SCARY DRAGON!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Don't know what you're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:46, archived)
# you should illustrate a book
make it sew!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:57, archived)
# x bum
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 18:58, archived)
# bye bye
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Yikes!!

Edit: So sorry, just as I posted, I thought "This rings a bell" then checked and I did it this February :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Then one with vader shadow!
Is it Bela Lugosi?

EDIT Oh =) You can always blame the heat. Was the last version good too?
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Bless!
It was almost identical :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:10, archived)
# :)
Think we've all done that one. But nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Only the shadow knows . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:12, archived)
# That sun will kill ya!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Nicely done that!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:05, archived)
# ah - you have drawn La Pieuvre!
it is often mistakenly thought that this card means a lovely seafood risotto in the literal sense, but no, drawing this card means you are certain to die in an accident involving a giant octopus!! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Or tickled to death by it's noodly appendage...
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:20, archived)
# ...the kraken sleepeth
etc

The psychic octopus makes me think of the tiny lol'thulhu make a sanity check plz, a small one
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Such a deal . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Does that
beat my two pairs?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:10, archived)
# It beats my flush !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] he's off back down....he don't like heights:(
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Fantastish!! *Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:27, archived)
# fantast'click'
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Gripping !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Hello from the future
This gets FP'd :) *clicks*
(Cloudane, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha:DD
(herman:D, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:40, archived)
# I don't like heights, either
Therefore I agree with the direction he's taken.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Mr Toad, I presume
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Why'd he go up there then?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] They seem to follow you about the room...
(twattybanjo, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:54, archived)
# goodness!
she so purdy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:56, archived)
# would
even today.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:56, archived)
# MMMmmmMMMmmmMMMmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:59, archived)
# they do, don't they?
bugger it, home time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Good heavens!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Abstinence makes the Jane grow Fonda !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:44, archived)
# We will never surrender.... the preciouuus
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:46, archived)
# This looks terrifyingly like my old geography teacher
who's favourite joke was:

'my wife and I are in the Iron and Steel Industry.

'She irons and I steal'.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:47, archived)
# My Physics A-Level teacher
was full of puns like that

if you had to reduce an equation to eliminate variable 'L' he'd say "get the L out of there" and such n such
or for variable 'R' "get your Rs out of there"
.
.
.
oh and he was a total pervert too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:57, archived)
# did he at least use lube?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:48, archived)
# that
is sinister as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# sinister
just the word
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:57, archived)
# FUCKING WOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TIPPETTYTOPDOPSHOPPERY!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Dear lord!
If only you'd been around to help Hitkler with his propaganda, the outcome of the war could have been very different
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)
# this is good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Cheers Smash!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Shitnuts!
No wonder Hitler was frightened.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:56, archived)
# V good :D
Click
(herman:D, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Cheers herman
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:02, archived)
# FUCK
that's really upsetting. Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:02, archived)
# "We shall fight them in the marshes..."
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Superb stuff
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Fankoo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:17, archived)
# top job!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Thank you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:44, archived)
# We likes it
We doesssss
(Cloudane, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:36, archived)
# that's really very very good ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Cheers me dears
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha....wow!!
I know a guy who looks like this FOR REAL!!!!!!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:58, archived)
# megawin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 19:15, archived)
# wow!! that's amazing!
top skills mate!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Cheers sirrah!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 7:18, archived)
# Its monday afternoon zzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Hah! Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:48, archived)
# pfft.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)
# sadly this was probably the actual title of the film for a while
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:07, archived)
# I think I might have mis-read the films title....


Click for bigger (184 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha I love the tag line.
also I have a question regarding ladybits...would b3ta put some sort of mad effort into fixing a bike for some chick that they liked in the hope of getting a blowie?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)
# i did think that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I've actually tried exactly this tactic
and got nothing for my troubles. Smash Monkey's answer below makes a lot of sense to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:47, archived)
# What, all of us together?
Sounds likely, yes.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I'm asking the collective mind.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Well,
It all depends on what kind of bike, where you are, and the calibre of the reward!?
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
# it's either a small framed GT MTB. or a small framed Apollo bit-of-crap-with-two-wheels
The caliber of the reward is a short, slightly overweight, Asian statistician that for some reason puts up with me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Push bikes
are in no way my forte. For that reason, I'm out.

(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:54, archived)
# your balls look like an udder.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# What a hurtful thing to say
But yes - yes they do.
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:59, archived)
#
and the pink thing on that image does, too!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:27, archived)
# you can if you want
but if she's asking you to fix stuff, she's just using you and you won't get any. if, on the other hand, you've offered to help, you're in with a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Cynical
maybe she's trying to lure him closer with manly tasks.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
#
lure him closer get stuff done for free
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Lure him
like the shy little animal that he is.
This doesn't quite hold up to scrutiny, does it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:44, archived)
# trust me, i know what i'm talking about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:44, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Learned the first point the hard way.
It just so happens I have 1 1/2 junk heap bikes cluttering up under my house, which wouldn't cost me that much (it would cost me my spare set of pedals and maybe a chain) to convert that into 1/2 a junk heap bike and I happen to know this chick that want's a bike for as little as possible...It at least solves a storage problem. Unfortunately I think my chances of porking her are rather small.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:45, archived)
# You could do it out of the kindness of your heart?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I have done many things out of the kindness of my heart.
It's about time I stopped, it only brings more requests.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:52, archived)
# it's not the size it's the method
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# well
as long as you're resigned to not getting to boink her, i suppose you could. just make sure you don't let her take the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:52, archived)
# If I don't pork her, and she does take the piss, I'll just offer to adjust the brakes.
Out of the kindness of my heart, of course.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Tell her to bring the bike round to your house
lock her in the cellar!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:25, archived)
# bike is already in my cellar, quite close to the so called fritzel room.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:28, archived)
# You lock up bikes in your cellar?
Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:35, archived)
# oh very much so
fix her bike
tile her kitchen
kill her parents
anything she wanted really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I've offered to blend her iphone.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I would say "Yes I will fix your bike"
But i want a blowjob first.

Because she may not pay if you fix it.

Then I wouldnt fix her bike, seems to much like hard work
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# If someone chick asked me to fix their bike, I'd probably just pinch the saddle.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Your sister's motorbike is broken?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:45, archived)
# only child and when I say bike I mean proper bike
not the thing that fat wankers get around on.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:46, archived)
# lol autism
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:56, archived)
# I'M NOT A FUCKING ASPIE!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:57, archived)
# I don't actually know what film this is from
but I mourn the incredibly witty reply I made to the question about the turkey baster that is no longer with us.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Pray, tell us your incredibly witty reply, Wasp Box.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Without the original question, it is nothing!
But it did involve marine mammals.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Ok, I'll se this one up for you...
"What has a turkey baster got to do with anything?"


(ps - the film is Inception)
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Lesbos and stolen sperm
It's a whodunnit about a whale and a Greek island.


it was better the first time, you had to be there, I didn't deliver it as well this time etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Arsier


Such lovely brown eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:31, archived)
# is that what I think it is?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)
# That depends
If you think it's a cross-section through a slightly melted Cadbury's Flake, you're wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
excellent, I award you a slightly rusty sheriff's badge
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Patience Caine...patience
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)
# crouching tiger, hidden tarsir
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)
# MY KUNG FU IS THE BEST
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# *flounce*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)
# That's what you think
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)
# MY BEARD SAYS PHOOOIE!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)
# hehehe
Kung Foo?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Go to your room
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)
# can i go to his room too?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:20, archived)
# EVERYONE can come to my room!
Or did you mean Mr Grohl's room?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:31, archived)
# i meant you room, of course
do you have beanbags?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:33, archived)
# I've got a beanbag!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)
# 0_0
do you have alcohol?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Yup.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I gotta clean my screen
I thought that was Robert Downey Jr.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:54, archived)

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