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# Only squares and round heads

no rectangles please.
(umbongotime meh.........., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:45, archived)
# You have
a somewhat cavalier attitude to roundheads.

I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:49, archived)
# What about wrecked angles ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:54, archived)
# And the tanned gents.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Rather acute !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Only when you look at it from the right angle !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:06, archived)
# I know that . . . I'm just being obtuse !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Hahaha......
Trust you to turn things completely round!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Hitler moustache in the middle....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Oblongs!
Surely it's not fucking rectangles but OBLONGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:10, archived)
# I was stung by a bee the other day...........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Happy bee wants his hunnee back...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:06, archived)
# he can have it for 51 quid
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Toot Sweet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:09, archived)
# I tried making my own honey and spent all week last week licking flowers and spitting into a jar
The wife refuses to eat it. Says, "it's not the same, you filthy cunt".

Fussy cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:11, archived)
# I dunno. I think your wife's pretty open-minded to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:13, archived)
# If she let you do that thing to her that we spoke about last month, I agree
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:15, archived)
# You're supposed to snort up the pollen . . . then blow your nose !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:14, archived)
# *forehead palms*
Oh lord, I have been stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:17, archived)
# I don't blame her.....
Aren't you meant to put the flowers inbetween your legs and keep it there till you get home, and then scrape it off into wax cartons or something...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:18, archived)
# I believe that's how vegemite is made
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:24, archived)
# I don't believe vegemite tastes that good..!
Are you from down under?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:27, archived)
# Absolutely not
Marmite all the way! Vegemite is like Marmite that hasn't been well.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Haha.... I'v never had vegemite......
And have marmite about once every ten years or so......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:37, archived)
# HAHA
did it have a froffy head?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:34, archived)
# I've seen this honey in the supermarket which costs like £15 or something
and it sells out really fast. What the fuck? It's supposed to have magic powers or some shit. Also I like your art.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Is that the bee Queen's fanny batter?
I think they call it royal jelly. But it's just fat bees' minge dew.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Is it Manuka?
That's an Aussie honey. It's usually really expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Honey is good for some stuff. It's naturally anti-bacterial and all that shit.
Good for spreading on cuts if you're out of savlon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:19, archived)
# hahaha...tell tale sign
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:50, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:11, archived)
# You're pushing it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Push it real good
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:31, archived)
# It is a bit of a pushy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:36, archived)
# push it!
AAAAAARRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!! SCOTCH BONNET JUICE IN MY FUCKING EYE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Tell him to aim over your shoulder next time!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:33, archived)
# it's burning like fuck!
my eye looks like it's been viciously knobbed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Pour milk into your eye?
*not sure if this will work*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:40, archived)
# way ahead of you
milk on tissue paper. it's not the first time i've been clumsy with the chillies :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Hot damn the pusher mang !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Maybe if she went on a magic carpet ride......
The cool air rushing by would sooth it....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:47, archived)
# The trick is finding the coolest air available ~~~>
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Quick.....
Clean it out with bleach ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:48, archived)
# i've run out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Sounds messy!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:51, archived)
# That must be seriously painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:48, archived)
# it is
but it's watering like mad now, which is helping
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:49, archived)
# I'm sorry . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:52, archived)
# fuck, it's not stopping
think i need an hour of the cold flannel treatment
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:56, archived)
#
what to do if you get hot peppers juice in your eyes?

simply take a dab of salt thru the mouth and it disappears in seconds;
the reaction of sodium entering your body helps the lacrimal of the eyes
to flush acids and contrarrest the burning sensation really quick. Note: do not put salt in the eyes)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Don't rub your eyes....... that pushes the little spikes in....
Open your eyes and put your head infront of a fan....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Dude, you're confusing chillis with jellyfish
That's the 5th time this week and I'm not eating any more of your tacos
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:10, archived)
# It's what the police tell the crims.....
On police camara action .... after they've spayed them with pepper spray!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:25, archived)
# hahahahha
Those kidders.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:31, archived)
# You have my sympathy
I have done something similar with oil from naga chillis...the phrase 'stings like fuck' doesn't even come close to describing the pain.

(Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Better keep shoving, ghost-faced child..
.. inexorable death awaits.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:41, archived)
# The chaotic other side must be kept at bay !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Pushing so hard....
His/her hands force there way out of the picture!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:50, archived)
# The force is bent with this one /\/\/\/
Φ
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Was he taught by.... Bent Kenobi!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:01, archived)
# He was taut alright !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:08, archived)
# I'd rather press.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Pressing is . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:44, archived)
# for every action.........:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:51, archived)
# There is an irresistible farce !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Golly rotating poochies noses!
Whatever next?
(whore-monger Thermal rotating gimbal sprockets !!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:17, archived)
# people responding to posts as a new thread?
whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:18, archived)
# People??
Why how kind of you sir/madam
(whore-monger Thermal rotating gimbal sprockets !!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Be fair, Whore-Monger's only been here 8 years!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Crikey! 8 years...........
yep sorry should have known better, won't happen again. Nice to be back in the land of the living..
(whore-monger Thermal rotating gimbal sprockets !!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Willkommen zurück mein herr!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:14, archived)
# ah, tuesday...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:18, archived)
# I see no humorous image before me
Begone foul spectre.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:20, archived)
# bwahahah you did something wrong
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:23, archived)
# TJ:
Come on London zombies!
b3ta.com/calendar/event/22675
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:25, archived)
# i really wish i could
but i can't :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:26, archived)
# That looks brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:31, archived)
# London?
If I want to see the walking dead covered in Blood, I'll visit Great Yarmouth on a Saturday night
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Brand new FAQ...check it out!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:38, archived)
# cor - look at the puppies on that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:40, archived)
# mmmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:00, archived)
# This has become a meme
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:43, archived)
# I think this was my best
but I'm done with it now.


(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Can it be a meme
when only one person is doing it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Too many puppies...
...TOO MANY PUPPIES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# *slap*

there's never enough puppies man!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Tell that to Les Claypool.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTOOX3eYnLM
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:53, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOdo7dhvSwg&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:58, archived)
# no, no, no! that's for cats!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:03, archived)
# *hiss*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
# that's the noise they make, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Poor little fluffy kittehs!
Incidentally, autocomplete suggested "Poor little fluffy crocodiles." Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:13, archived)
# i'd say that crocodiles aren't fluffy
except for the fact that i have a fluffy crocodile.
he's called susan.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Are you going to breed from him?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:16, archived)
# yes
i want 2 crocodiles, i shall call them susan and susan. i'll name them after each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Awesome! Bagsy one of their offspring.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:40, archived)
# you can have susan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:43, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:06, archived)
#


Click for bigger (174 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# This reminds me that it is a long time since I had a good port binge!
(and spang)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:20, archived)
# gah!
i fecking hate the stuff, too sweet and sickly, i'd rather just neck a bottle of red.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Then you would hate Christmas, here at Chutney Towers! We (+ guests) pile through crates of the stuff.
A good red wine is ace, but a glass of tawny and some Stilton on a slice of fruitcake is one of life's joys.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:27, archived)
# mmm....
stilton....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:29, archived)
#
fruitcake Battenburg
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# 0_0
noooooo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:33, archived)
# and some black tower
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Blue Nun!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:34, archived)
# White Lightning!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Cold Duck?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:37, archived)
# THUNDERBIRD, MOFO!
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:39, archived)
# *assimilates*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# gah!
had a 'men go on one room with port and stilton', 'women do the washing up' one year at in-laws and relatives, the room smelt of socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:36, archived)
# ew
what brand of washing-up liquid were they using?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:38, archived)
# You were smoking the wrong cigars!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:42, archived)
# no wonder toilet roll is always on offer at Xmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# I think
I could pretty much live on port and Stilton. NOM!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:21, archived)
# *facedesk*
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Cher this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:37, archived)
# that borg eyebrow takes 20 years off her
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Ris :(
Thought it was something to do with not "Cher"ing, but then saw the robot shrimp on her face.

Edit: Star Trek! :D Very nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Mr. Tree has turned over a new leaf. He's branching out and taking root in a new place.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:55, archived)
# What does he drive when it's raining?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:57, archived)
# He fucking loves the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:00, archived)
# A hard barkain!
*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Stick to the day job...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:06, archived)
# I've just twigged that this is a pun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I'm stumped...
...can't think of a single pun.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# not even acorny one?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Thinking up puns can be arbor.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Stop this now or I'll call the copse.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Oaky doke

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:33, archived)
# I pine for better jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:35, archived)
# You might try sprucing this photo up a bit.
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:53, archived)
# I'm not a sap...
...it's fine the way it is.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:42, archived)
# HaHa
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 3:54, archived)
# Is he on Root 66?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:58, archived)
# No silly it's a trunk road

EDIT Whoop whoop early beer tiem!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:59, archived)
# ^ This

*The beer bit that is...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# haha, he's grand
he'd better watch out for low bridges though!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:05, archived)
# He will get a nice trimming on top.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# hahahaha
this made me smile on this god awful day
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:06, archived)
# i've just got back from seeing the Gruffalo stage play at the Bristol hippodrome
it was excellent, i recommend it highly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# never been big on plays meself
cheers for the recommendation though dude
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:16, archived)
# That will
be just a stage you are going through.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Could have
scene that coming
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:20, archived)
# you're wing-ing it now
but then i'm just stall-ing for time to try and think of some word play.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
# They're acting silly.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Props for that one.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# They're easy to make-up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:33, archived)
# I think
it's curtains for this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:36, archived)
# That's a bit prompt
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:39, archived)
# (en)Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:37, archived)
# it's realy for kids and only lasts about an hour
but i won some free tickets so took my little one.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Since the Gruffalo arrived in our house,
I have been obliged to read it to my daughter at least twice a day.
And then we got the sequel....
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Glad I could help... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:36, archived)
# wood
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# knot
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:34, archived)
# I bough to your motoring tree !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:34, archived)
# He's long gone...you just sawdust.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# You're barkin' up the wrong tailpipe !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Looks like this thread is done...
...everyone got board.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Good . . . I'll leaf it alone . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Watch out for Marc Bolan!
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:06, archived)
# :'(
r.i.p.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Hahaha....
I wasn't expecting that!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:54, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
# JOY
also:GLEE :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:52, archived)
# It's a nice windy day.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:18, archived)
#
haha weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee goes the tree!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Very nice photo-synthesis!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Hello everyone....


Click for bigger (42 kb)
(Dillbox2010 Like a small town near you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:28, archived)
# been late for something recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Always
:(
(Dillbox2010 Like a small town near you, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Hello new person.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Hello new person
Pull up a kitten and 'shop a chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:32, archived)
# TJ: Following on from Poppets Photo of a drawing of a photo...
Poppets Post

I found this (The first one of a cat fucks your eyes up a bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:34, archived)
# The last one is great.
It's a really nice idea.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# a bit?
A BIT?

I've gone boss eyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Gimmicks sell.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Hello.
Wait either they're ignoring the calls or they're tracing the numbers, they can't do both. THEY ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE ACTIVITIES.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I can ignore a call
when I see the number - is that not mutually conducive?
(poocheim No al calcio moderno, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# To observe the number
it is necessary to perceive the call and act upon that perception, or to acknowledge that it took place in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:45, archived)
# If that doesn't convince you
I have a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
# "through reason or through force"
just like pinochet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Logic and landmines, rifles and rationale.
It's the yin and yang of persuasion.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Stop being so hard on the newbie...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Not So!
Oh no sir!
It is a well known fact that the 'CYBER POLICE' can 'BACKTRACE' everything.
U dun goof'd.
Consequences will ...blargh blargh bleurgh
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# "Jason's verdict was different.
'People wait for buses,' he said. 'Buses don't wait for people.'"
Magnus Mills - The Maintenance of Headway
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:46, archived)
# After using Mission Impossible style image enhancement algorithms
I see your problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:04, archived)
# * Starts singing (again)

♫ When I'm Licking Windows ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Excellent.
Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Sounds familiar.
Woo, welcome, etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Hello.....
haha ace....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Sorry, this was floating in my head:
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Herbie goes
postal?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# next week
Derryn Brown is: The Fucking Mentalist
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:24, archived)
# People hardly ever say "going postal" any more over here.
It was originally based on the fact that so many mailmen flipped and shot a bunch of people.
Now that absolutely everyone flips and shoots a bunch of people, we just refer to them by location: mall shooter, school shooter, that sort of thing.
I think you can tell a lot about a society from how its language evolves.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Probably never have anyone say
"Oh yeah, he went completely emo and slaughtered everyone in HMV... "
(Carlosfandango, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:47, archived)
# needs more emergency slides
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:20, archived)
# only after I take an emergency holiday
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:25, archived)
# herbie you complete and utter cunt...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Haha reminds me of this:
Pleeeaaasse tell Herbie you're SORRY!!!!!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:30, archived)
# hahah.
that's exactly what I was thinking ;)
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Fuck, Herbie.
Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Hahaha made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I'd watch this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] woo

www.b3ta.com/board/7160832
(1.618..., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 18:06, archived)
# fuck yes!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Oh, I say! A pun?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Or maybe a Spoonerism.
Who can say?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Well, actually, I can.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Go on?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Well, it is both.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# How's that?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Well, it is a pun
of the Spoonerism.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Fag.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Troll.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Nob.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQoAUI84amI&LordManley=Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Well I don't want to fuck up the chevron
but I have to comment on your pic because it is good.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:35, archived)
# thanks
thought he fitted in quite well there
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I didn't want to comment
but I did love it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Required!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:27, archived)
# llort will
fuck it up
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:27, archived)
# He will?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Chevron!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Why bother?
someone will fuck it up anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# why be so provocative?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Why so pessimistic?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Pessimism is only
lazy optimism.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# *completes chevron*
EDIT: oh bugger! sorry . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Haha!
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Thank you,
not all my own work though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Oh! If only DTH could complete this chevron for me
all would be lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Woo!
*looks forward to whore of farts*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# My next door neighbour Mary
Dont like Spoonerisms just 'cos her second name is Hinge
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Hen of tarts?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Hot from The Hat of His Holiness
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:53, archived)
# haha pope
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:54, archived)
# LOLpope
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:57, archived)
# NAZI-PAEDO PMSL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Condoms cause AIDS ROFLs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:02, archived)
# mmm popecorn
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Aww fcuk it.
I'm feeling queasy after googling pictures of feet calluses so can't be arsed finishing this monstrosity.


(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:10, archived)
# pork nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:34, archived)
# 'Corns' - Warts on feet. Lovely things.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
# That's quite nasty :/
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:10, archived)
# TOAB


Click for bigger (329 kb)
Text On a Board lols. I was at the Big Chill this weekend and this wry one amused me. There's another comedy signage pic on my review
which I'll be a good boy and stick on links for fear of turning this Tuesday even more excitable.
(Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:47, archived)
# dick
www.pown.it/?uid=109
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Hahah!
I prefer 108 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:54, archived)
# indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:56, archived)
# 92 WTF is up with that :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:16, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:58, archived)
# The Boomtown Cats.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# October 2008?
I HAVE TRAVELLED IN TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Place a bet on a coalition government in 2010
It's a dead cert
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Can you imagine the odds I'll get?
Come 2010, I shall be rolling in cash while I cry into the bones of our once proud education system!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Bet on Paris winning the 2012 olympic bid and
then MAKE SURE THE FUCKERS GET IT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I'm only in 2008
I'm not in the miracle business!

I am also supportive of the London Olympics
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:10, archived)
# *blinks*
well you did vote Boris in . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# *fumes*

*waits patiently with a selection of mouldy fruits*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Jesus it's all a bit fierce today innit
Are we really saying NO unshopped at all in whatever circs unless it's a photo of a drawing of a photo of a drawing...

But to the res: no idea what the 2008 date stamp on the sign was about but the phote was taken last Friday.
(Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I just wanted to shout I HAVE TRAVELLED IN TIME
you can post what you like, any amusing photo/drawing/spunk stain is fine by me, the main remit of this site is to be entertaining.

Mind you, real photo sunday is shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Wrap yourself in a curtain-cape
to swish around as you cry out then for full effect.

Fair do's though but I did exercise some discretion, it's not a disseminated (sounds a bit rude)
pic, just a snap I took at the weekend with some funni werds on. That is all, no RIS ness but
some people (including self) have missed their sleep it would seem.

Real photo Sunday just reflects the general timbre of Sunday's themselves I guess.
(Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Sunday's what?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:42, archived)
# *swishes*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:55, archived)
# B&
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:03, archived)
# spooky
the one at the back looks bigger
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:24, archived)
# DO NOT QUESTION THE WAYS OF VIMOD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:25, archived)
# yes, DO NOT!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:28, archived)
# But he was so young, so innocent...a good natured baby.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
the family from hell
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:40, archived)
# BUSEY! Stop pulling stupid faces
you'll mess up the photo.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
# The kids all look like Scott Mills.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# EXTREME B&ING!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:52, archived)
# last one, should have kept this and the last one for another day, but fuck it...
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:54, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:24, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)
# WHy am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Hazzar for the Wanky Balls Festival.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:34, archived)
# you are either bob & roberta smith
or you've done something a bit wrong here.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:44, archived)
# 80 's fantasy flicks rule
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# norks of a gods ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
# *Nostalgia overload*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Crikey
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Needs more breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# aarg!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:18, archived)
# *hurriedly replies, to say woo! before prodge sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
# don't be a dick
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:23, archived)
# you really are a miserable sod. I clicked it and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:24, archived)
# good for you
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:38, archived)
# yes, that's why I clicked it.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:53, archived)
# SOCK!
SOCK COCK
COCK Woo! Look at the pretty birdie...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Sock's i'll :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)
# You have a nail on the end of your cock?

O_O

*nija edited
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:33, archived)
# /you're cock

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
# psst "nija"?????
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:30, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
At least he's still smiling . . .

Can't anybody help him darn it! oh just answered me own question . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Holey fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Gull-iver's Travels.
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:33, archived)
# What?
Speak up I'm hard of herring?

/has a funny tern


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
# He was once a law-abiding bird.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Pope it out, fast and save!


100% biological acid stuff, that helps you to get rid of pedophilic parasites. Give the False Religion no chance! Bring it to an end with PopeLax, fast and secure!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
# DRACULA ASSJUICE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Found this in the classifieds in the back of the Daily Fail
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:59, archived)
# what is the interest after the 1st month?
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:02, archived)
# One hundred million Percent
Give or take 1%
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Deal
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
# This should have more responses, I feel
*responds*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:03, archived)
# It's a quiet day all round
By the looks of the forum activity.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Well you got a click from me, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Time for a pea, I think

Vatican Rave Time!
(Betong Asna is crawling out of the woodwork, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# CATHOLOICISM IS MASSIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Pope Alfred Hitchcock rockin tha decks an breakin necks
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:53, archived)
# R
2002
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Indeed.
I assume today's coins would feature the new, more evil pope.
(Betong Asna is crawling out of the woodwork, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# R
2010
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] R
2006, it would seem.
(Betong Asna is crawling out of the woodwork, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
# I've got all your Mace Windus right here.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# *WINDU*
Give him his own movie, directed by Lawrence Kasdan.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Starring Jude Law.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:53, archived)
# as the son of Yoda
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:54, archived)
# This time its personnel
the HR man.
(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Fucking hell
I hope you don't try that one in your standup
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:05, archived)
# This is the lock-picking minigame in the upcoming videogame Starwars: The Old Republic.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:48, archived)
# WINDU WASHOMATIC

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:53, archived)
# LOCKPICK SUCCESSFUL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Gain: 3 Cr
SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE: INITIATED
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Lance Armstrong's Tap Dance 'Round the Truth

Lies beget lies beget lies equals cheater.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:28, archived)
# TOUR DE FARCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:30, archived)
# There is nothing wrong with pink pantz!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:30, archived)
# You know what day it is today?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
# But but...my cock is on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:32, archived)
# You spelled pance wrong. And you'd know that if you spent a little time getting to know us.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
#
sorry, how do you spell pants, stranger?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# The clue is in my previous message.
*palms face*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:48, archived)
# leave louis armstrong alone
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:37, archived)
# parnts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Time to darnce in my parnts

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:53, archived)
# The TdF
requires that you cycle an average of 175km/day, at speed, and frequently either up mountains or at altitude, every day for a month (bar two - count 'em: two!) rest days.

I defy anyone to do that without some kind of performance enhancement.

Besides - I can't see the moral difference between (say) a steroid and (say) a more aerodynamic helmet, or lighter frame. So quite why the first is banned and the others aren't is a mystery to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# i suppose helmets and frames dont have any adverse side effects on the body.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:51, archived)
# But being a cyclist in the TdF does.
There's no way that those requirements are good for you. Besides: we allow people to do all kinds of harmful stuff to themselves in normal circumstances.

If you're really concerned about harm reduction, wouldn't it make more sense to allow them so that they can be properly regulated?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:58, archived)
# if they allowed steroid use, all entrants would need to take them in order to remain competitive.
That doesnt seem very fair.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:06, archived)
# But the same applies for aerodynamic helmets and light frames,
so that doesn't seem to account for the difference. Steroids would be just another thing that could help already-excellent athletes maintain performance; it'd be up to the athlete to choose.

And it has to be fairer than the current situation, in which people are effectively penalised for following the rules, given that it's the rules themselves that seem to lack warrant.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)
# No the same doesnt apply.
It's perfectly fair for entrants to use whichever frame or helmet they wish. But steroids have an adverse effect on competitor's physical and mental wellbeing so it's not fair to officially incorporate them into the sport and expect everybody to take them.

I have to add that I couldnt care less if these people dope themselves up to the eyeballs and have heart attacks. But if I was a 'clean' cyclist, it would put me off competitive cycling.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:53, archived)
# But it's also perfectly fair for competitors to use drugs as they wish.
Participating in elite sport is much more dangerous than not doing so - exercise might be good for you, but elite sport demands much more than that - so if they were risk-averse to that extent, they oughtn't to be elite athletes.

A properly-administered drug need not add noticeably to the risk of participating to begin with. It might actually reduce it. Of course, there could be some people who'll take the drugs recklessly, but there's no argumet that'll account for that anyway, so we can ignore those outliers.

Moreover, the point stands that an above-board drug regime is, by its nature, likely to minimise risks just because proper testing and dosage regimens can be implemented: I think that the safety argument comes out against prohibition. (This applies for all drugs, btw, not just those used in sport.)

Your objection seems not to be to the use of performance enhancers (PEs), so much as to either the use of dangerous PEs, or the dangerous use of PEs. There is, though, no necessary link between the use of PEs and significantly raised danger.

Moreover, as I said above, we generally accept that agents ought to have the freedom to participate in all kinds of dangerous stuff; so if you accept that, it's hard to see why this situation ought to be any different.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I think we might have to agree to disagree.
I'm not an expert in this field but I think I'm right in saying that most PEs arent illegal, only prohibitted by the sport's administrative bodies.

If this is the case, what's to stop a group of PE taking cyclists hiving off to form a new competition?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Ah, well, there I kind of agree with you.
I don't see any problem with them doing that. But it raises the question of why, if it's permissible to have a druggy alternative TdF, the original one would maintain its stance. I can't see any merit in the current rules; I can see a number of problems with them.

Therefore I think that it'd be easier and better simply to change the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
# But then, if there are 2 races, one for PEd athletes, one for 'clean',
then that would solve most of the problems, wouldnt it? Athletes and spectators can make up their own minds as to which they want to participate in.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:04, archived)
# I'm confused... How does having
an aerodynamic penis help you cycle better?
(Carlosfandango, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:01, archived)
# helmet surgery affects the way you do a wee wee
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:59, archived)
#
in the states we call "goin wee wee" "goin flobberhoggin"...you would know that if you got to know me better.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# A more aerodynamic helmet is far less of an advantage than a crap-load of drugs or some lovely fresh blood.
Also, it's really just the irritatingness of him repeatedly denying he's taken drugs when everyone knows otherwise. And his smarmy, smug sense of self-entitlement.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:43, archived)
#
could not agree more
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:27, archived)
# wheee

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Yeah... But does it tile?

EDIT: This is doing my brain in!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:24, archived)
# I've had to adblock it
it was making me feel sick(er)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
# is this that marble game?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:25, archived)
# it's 4 dimensional Q*bert
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Q*Bert! That's it!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:29, archived)
#

?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Kewl
I used to love playing Spin Dizzy on the Amstrad
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Fucking hell, that game drove me up the wall
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Keyboardpuke.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:27, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# you are amazing
reminds me of the old interface used at the Warp Records site
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Designers Republic FTW
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 15:01, archived)
# 0.o
/stares
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Q*bert was hard enough...now it's impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Yay
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Delightful! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 20:29, archived)

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