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An adult sewer fish can consume upwards of 500 stools in a day.

Has b3tards fell over?

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:52, archived)

Seems to be on a b0rk...

Might have to use the inbuilt one...

Woo, btw, and apologies in advance for the crappy TOAP that I'm about to post...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:57, archived)

You might have to describe it to me, as the company firewall closes in 60 seconds..

after that it's no pictures for me.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)

Damn, that sucks.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)

Well it's based on the Liverpool John Lennon Airport logo

Which features the strapline 'above us only sky'. Over which I have added the phrase 'below us only West Ham', which is a topical and humourous poke at Liverpool FC's current poor positioning in the Barclays Premier League.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:05, archived)

RIS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:19, archived)

While we're at it

I'd like to apologize for the next 20 posts of mine. They'll probably be childish, offensive, or just puzzlingly obscure.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)

Ace!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)

And of course, the eggs are a delicacy amongst toffs.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:22, archived)

that's why you shouldn't eat

Mullet.

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)

Or indeed any hairstyle.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)

Your kung-fu is impressive.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)

Why thank-you.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)

Haha!

Nature is amazing :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:56, archived)

What does it shit out?

Food, surely?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:47, archived)

Knarsty!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:13, archived)

raaaaaaaar

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)

I could hear the little man inside me again.

(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:58, archived)

The Wiltshire Downs are quite nice

but they do make the water rather hard.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:01, archived)

ooer

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)

I was once walking the Marlborough Downs, ( Vale of Pewsey)

And saw a naked lady! No clothes on or ANYTHING!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:03, archived)

I once went with a mate with about 50 rolls of binbags and made the white horse a zebra

All properly moored and reinforced so they didn't break up and fly away of course.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:07, archived)

tut tut

you nawty ;)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:08, archived)

Not at all

We even went back the next night and removed it.

That possible even classes it as installation art. :P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)

...It's too late

By virtue of my job I now have to shun you, as a despoiler of our national heritage.

:D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:11, archived)

I never touched Terry Wogan!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:17, archived)

I wish to offer you an Arts Council grant of eleventy pounds

Sadly, I am not on the Arts Council.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:21, archived)

I'll accept a shiny farthing.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:29, archived)

Farthing

I love denominations that look almost like words like farting. I often supplant "Dollop" for US currency. Like "A fist full of dollops". I like to imagine Clint Eastwood removing lumps of poo from an anus.

(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:33, archived)

Har

(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)

OMG!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)

Here ya go

A shiny far thing.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)

"over here!"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)

I'm not going that way

It's far too painful and I bled from my rectum for days.

(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:13, archived)

lens FLARE!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)

Downs presented in silhouette is very difficult to prove.

EDIT: George Goonie, Kevin Spacky, Joey Bridges & Ewan McMong.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)

Great film.

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:07, archived)

Boats coats moats

www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=goat&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:22, archived)

True, but I think 'glare at stoats', though not quite a spoonerism, does have a more poetic quality than just stare at *insert rhyming word here*

Well, that's my excuse anyway...

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:28, archived)

Poetic quality?

I hardly expect huge quantities of aesthetic meaning behind people staring at mongs, although it would make a fantastic episode of Big Brother or a display on "The Plinth" or whatever the hell that thing was called.

(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:31, archived)

Indeed, but it was in response to Tribs commenting that mine was a derivative rhyme, and I don't have the time to whine about how I think it was a crime.

*runs for shelter*

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)

Talking of silhoettes being difficult to use in conveying things

Ohwait, definitely not a cock. Phew.

(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:26, archived)

I can hear bells ringin'

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(Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:56, archived)

Pumpkin Head Honey

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(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:23, archived)

top drawer

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:29, archived)

Mmmm pumpkin head honey

Teh sexah honey!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:47, archived)

I bet she's got a fanny like a split baked potato

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)

phwoar!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:43, archived)

loose job= find another job, draw, listen to Elvis Costello

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:42, archived)

Lose.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:44, archived)

whatever :P

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:46, archived)

It's that attention to detail

which is probably why you got sacked ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:48, archived)

that

was the tipping point, the assault charges were a lesser concern

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:13, archived)

I thought a "loose job"...

...meant hanging about street corners or something.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:37, archived)

Win.

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doog Don't read this., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:51, archived)

Woo-ee-oo you look just like....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:53, archived)

Nicely :)

Ning all, b3tards broked or what?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)

Was working just a few minutes ago

but now seems to be 'wonky' somewhat

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:02, archived)

This is less than zero. I blame it on Cain.

(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:11, archived)

well

my aim is true

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:12, archived)

after

welcoming to the working week shipbuilding i felt like a stranger in the house due to sneaky feelings

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:17, archived)

but

i'm not angry after i was told to pay it back but because of this i'm just waiting for the world to end

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:19, archived)

*glees*

There's elements of Tommy Vance too. I think it's the glasses.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:47, archived)

Nice.

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Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:10, archived)

Slow in here today

Is it a bank holiday?

src

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:36, archived)

Ha!

Hope he sees this :)

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:05, archived)

he sees everything

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)

thanks to an elaborate system of hidden cameras

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)

Shopped Pics Only please

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:20, archived)

You're doing the Mayor a great disservice here

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:36, archived)

[Sugar is a natural preservative and if kept in a cool dry place will keep indefinitely](18)101018

Previously:
[Manley's sketches of things](181)101013,
[A drawing of a duck](38)101014,
[Engineering](158)101015,
[Squirrels in history](119)101016,
[Uncouth](19)101017

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:52, archived)

And to those of you who think I missed a day;

I didn't, but yesterday's was shit.

I am open to suggested topics for more, but not to general suggestions for life (such as 'stop doing this and buy a television).

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:53, archived)

Here's yesterday's:

[Uncouth](19)101017

See? Shit.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)

See Shit?

Sounds like a title for an Usborne I Spy book to me.

50 points for a floater.
100 rare white dog turd.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:57, archived)

You just have to eat tripe.

That's the secret.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:58, archived)

Tripe and all bran for the much hallowed 150 point floater white poo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)

I like yesterday's

today's is shit.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:02, archived)

;(

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:12, archived)

Pubes!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:54, archived)

Toothpicks!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)

That's gotta hurt!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:02, archived)

UVB-76

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UVB-76

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:20, archived)

I may give it a go.

Tomorrow is set now as [Terracotta pie](20)101019

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)

I probably won't be around when you post it, so go wild

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:33, archived)

[Sugar is a natural preservative and if kept in a cool dry place will keep indefinitely](18)101018

Looks more like :

a. Something I found in the plughole of the bath
b. Something my cat coughed up
c. My son's hair after school

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doog Don't read this., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:23, archived)

Buy a brush.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:30, archived)

get off my fucking carpet

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doog Don't read this., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:48, archived)

Sketches is it?

I'll just sneak this in here then.

Samuel Beckett

Click for bigger (73 kb)

Monstrously huge version here. twitpic.com/2ym7z9

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:43, archived)

That's rather lovely, sir.

I want a boat, but my wife wants a new house and we have no car.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:45, archived)

I want a wife

and have two cars and a boat. There is the makings of a deal in there somewhere.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:47, archived)

I have three daughters.

I want something around 26'-35', but only want to spend around £5k.

Herein lies my problem.

GRP folksong is ideal, I guess.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:49, archived)

Nice work

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 12:38, archived)

OMG! U FILTAD! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 13:03, archived)

London, 1980, Special Air Squirrels

(that last image is really ringing bells all of a sudden, sorry if I have plagiarised anyone)

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:39, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:53, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:14, archived)

Mmm! Savoury musics

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:25, archived)

*Gets his vinegar-jazz on!*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:26, archived)

*monocle pops out*

I say!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:28, archived)

Comin at ya!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:32, archived)

I do love a gherkin me:D

Also sneaky pea from Sunday:

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:53, archived)

Story of my life

:o)

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:59, archived)

Gherkinet :)

Lovely stuff

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:30, archived)

Nohands squirrel wants in.

Crap but I needed to get it off my chest.

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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 10:18, archived)

I dream of Mandelbrot.

CFB

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 6:00, archived)

Impressive. Nice tribute.

Mandelbrot pigeon is deeply saddened by his death. :(

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 8:27, archived)

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Frogbeat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 8:38, archived)

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LS18, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 8:47, archived)

Classy!

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Ratsta, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:30, archived)

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MAP, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:37, archived)

Ow, my brain!

Well, that's another Monday f$cked, back to the drugs for me!

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 8:57, archived)

have a look at this head fuckery

www.skytopia.com/project/fractal/mandelbulb.html

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)

Thanks guys!

I'll have to make one of those animated gifs sometime...

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:38, archived)

swift justice to Pakistani fornicators

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LS18, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 4:17, archived)

لطيف مهبل

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Grampa, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 4:22, archived)

until I know for a fact that that cat is ok I'm really not liking this

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 4:29, archived)

I think you'll find

it's a Cat'o'one tail.

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Ratsta, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 5:04, archived)

sorry, it's a fairly shitty sort of a meme

www.b3ta.com/links/423703

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 5:22, archived)

waaaaa

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LS18, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 6:15, archived)

Pointless faceswaps, why not?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 3:45, archived)

GAYBOS

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Grampa, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 3:50, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 3:51, archived)

Christ on a shitting stick.

Who the fuck are they?

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Grampa, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 3:52, archived)

Jedward

UK TV 'talent' show contestants.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 3:55, archived)

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Frogbeat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 8:41, archived)

Now their hair is gravitationally correct.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:53, archived)

Gaybo

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 4:03, archived)

how do we know these aren't just pointless body swaps?

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LS18, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 3:54, archived)

It's a fair question.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 3:56, archived)

Michael And Janet Shock New Pointless Faceswap Picture!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 4:04, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 4:16, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 4:32, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 4:41, archived)

Angry lesbians FTW!

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Grampa, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 4:47, archived)

Look a little more tranny to me!

not all lesbians have beards.

(Eating People Is Easy best before, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)

Also:

You may have something here.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 4:38, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:54, archived)

now Id fuck the pair of them!

(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:03, archived)

planet of the apes!

i don't know why, but it is

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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 9:58, archived)

COVER IT WITH GAS AND SET IT ON FI-RE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 4:16, archived)

this took far far far far far too long

(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 1:34, archived)

wow thats fab

:) top stuff mr duts

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FIEND, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 1:41, archived)

thank you :)

my eyes hurt

(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 1:47, archived)

superb

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 2:51, archived)

>EQUIP ROCK DRILL

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 3:08, archived)

Looks like he's doing the disco move known as the butterfly on the left.

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Grampa, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 3:48, archived)

From ambigram to anagram

Probably the first in a series

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:44, archived)

I don't accept lifestyle advice from bread products

Not even crumpets.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)

How about loafstyle advice?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:10, archived)

No need to get crusty about it

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:13, archived)

Crumby advice.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:45, archived)

Why doughn't you?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:50, archived)

why can't you simply rise to the occasion

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:58, archived)

no knead to get nasty

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Damien's Hearse, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 1:07, archived)

how about a toasted tea cake?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 1:11, archived)

Show us your baps.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 1:11, archived)

uhmm BUN VOYAGE then

seeing as my first pun was taken

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 1:13, archived)

I'll sell it, if you can baguette.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 1:15, archived)

You should just roll with the criticism.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 1:18, archived)

Bread lol

(Neville Squamous, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 1:31, archived)

what, not even POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!! ?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 18 Oct 2010, 1:33, archived)

That's a loafty position to take.

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Grampa, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 3:50, archived)

Happy toast?

(Sallow Stoat had a fall on, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:08, archived)

Hahaha,

took me a while.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:09, archived)

hell yhea !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:20, archived)

More!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:49, archived)

AE, SORRY EGO STUFF

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 1:27, archived)

Drew this for my friend for no reason

wonder what he will say?

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FIEND, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:38, archived)

Nice vein!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:42, archived)

he will say nice cock :D

(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:56, archived)

hahahahahaha

amazing :D can i save that?

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FIEND, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:59, archived)

you Drew it :D

(herman:D, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:06, archived)

The skillz to pay the billz!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:02, archived)

Hahahaha.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:07, archived)

DickyBuuurds

(spacebwoy Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be with Jesus, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:31, archived)

for real real?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:54, archived)

4 Real

Yep my mate Jazmin did it, she's done a few in the past week!

(spacebwoy Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be with Jesus, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 2:24, archived)

ahhahh wow

I thought these guys were kidding, but I guess not
ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/tag/phalluses/

now if somebody could just explain to me WHY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 4:30, archived)

I'm admiring your penis, but in a very non gay way.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:07, archived)

the two veneral warts on the head have not gone unnoticed

therefore--ewww

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LS18, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 1:39, archived)

Magnificent.

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Grampa, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 3:53, archived)

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Frogbeat, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:04, archived)

Look at all these nasty little sods, trying to vandalise your wing mirror

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:06, archived)

Hahaha,

nicely done.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)

I thing of genuis

K'Paws

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)

Pow! Right in the kisser!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:19, archived)

Hitter ations?

Woo

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:31, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:32, archived)

Hahahahaha

Ya just had too :D

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Frogbeat, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:35, archived)

hahaha quickly done.

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FIEND, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:37, archived)

hahaha you're the gif machine at the moment

woo

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FIEND, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:37, archived)

fucking squirrel on sunday:D

[Mod edit: Bit NSFW, that.]http://www.b3ta.com/board/10223338

(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:55, archived)

might want to link that

just saying

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:57, archived)

Come off it. Surely b3ta telegraphs what it's about before people come here.

And if any twat is fool enough to come here feeling sure there's not going to be something horrible on their screen...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:02, archived)

They're just playing at horsey-rides

Nothing wrong with that.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:39, archived)

^this

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FIEND, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:42, archived)

SQUIRRELS LOVE HORSEY RIDES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 2:40, archived)

I'd be a bit more concerned by the picture in the thread below

but hey, what do I know

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 0:46, archived)

Haha! :D

have some

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:58, archived)

yeah!

Look what you have DONE TO ME!!

(SquidHead, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:16, archived)

Easily the best thing that Mangan's done.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:37, archived)

hahahha

She don't look happy!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:58, archived)

Now I feel a prat for not having watched the X Factor boot camp.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:58, archived)

Hahahaha

Get in there

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:00, archived)

Up to his nuts!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:03, archived)

Hahaha

Go on my son

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Frogbeat, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:09, archived)

Welcome to Herman's world

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:13, archived)

Looks more

like a lizard than a squirrel.

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:36, archived)

pron

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FIEND, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:41, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:43, archived)

hahaha

i remember this, how did you find such abomination ?

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FIEND, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:45, archived)

I think you mean 'OMG, Sauce!' :P

Actually, it was part of a p*rn clip I found, but thought the facial expression was priceless

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:50, archived)

no please i don't want to see that

~~priceless~~ kill it with flaming hammers.

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FIEND, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:54, archived)

ev'ning

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:28, archived)

Um..

I think something's up with your face, you may want to nip off to the bathroom quickly...

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:30, archived)

i know there something red on it

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:33, archived)

i've had her

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:31, archived)

which orifice?

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:34, archived)

hahaha!

Bleeurgh! *wipe* hahahaha!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:38, archived)

bleeurggh!

ace work...

that reminds me, I must put that leftover bolognaise sauce in the fridge.

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enceladus, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:32, archived)

hahaha

:) cheers!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:34, archived)

Would

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:33, archived)

hehehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:34, archived)

Christ, and I thought I was a messy eater...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:34, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:41, archived)

Purple hair with that complexion?

Nastilly done Rev.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:37, archived)

hehehe thanks LK

hows it all going??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:42, archived)

Not too bad matey,

how's you?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 23:03, archived)

Woo Nice:D

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post917515

(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:42, archived)

www.tribs.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/b3ta/InsensitiveBastard.html

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:45, archived)

Nasty paper cut

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Flash_Bastard, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:47, archived)

That's what you get when you axe the Health and Safety doods.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:56, archived)

And, and, that reminds me ...

MY DAD DYES HIS PURPLE HAIR YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD ... erm

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:55, archived)

excuse me love, I think you've got some food stuck to your face

helluva woo Jesse :)

(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:58, archived)

'ning board!

Not done one of these for aaaaages... so have a nice simple one.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:26, archived)

woop

that ace! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:30, archived)

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:36, archived)

very bold!

nice work.

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enceladus, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:31, archived)

Thanks!

Soon I will be turning these into real arts, I have decided that will be fun.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:36, archived)

*fwap fwap fwap*

*notices picture above*
*runs away screaming*

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:35, archived)

Mwah hahah!

Good to see nothing changes round these parts!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:36, archived)

*combines the two in photoshop*

*continues to fwap*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:39, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 22:44, archived)

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