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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Scary
I've always thought that zippy was a bit sinister
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Surely, when you pull down a zip
the natural thing to do is to thread your penis through the resultant opening.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:25, archived)
#
and, experimental:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQDUkSyt4YI
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Kermit fail.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:09, archived)
# HI I'M NOT KERMIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:09, archived)
# You still have an arm shoved up inside you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
It's Grant!

Awesome!! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:09, archived)
# ZIP IT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Jane's got a lovely pair of maracas
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:36, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 20:05, archived)
# hahaha!
Zippy tells it like it is.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 8:41, archived)
#

Let's try that again. This time; not in "Enormo-Vision"(TM).
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
# she's cute...
may I fuck her?
(FAQ, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:32, archived)
# You can if you have 15+ hours and that 3D printer that is on /links
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:41, archived)
# do you have a cat?
if so, then you only need to print out her face and get some pritt stick
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:08, archived)
# i likes this
i does.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:46, archived)
# I predict this slinky will be responsible for a major quantum event within 6 episodes' time.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:34, archived)
# potential future plot line © barryheadwound
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Ahh it's a slinky!
I thought it was a ceiling based robocock.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
# heheh
nioce
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Ceiling worm is watching you masturbate
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:35, archived)
# There's clever, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:36, archived)
# WHALES WITH TITS ON STILTS PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:38, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Earlier, a number of b3tans expressed an interest
in seeing a whale with tits. Stilts are optional.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)
# tbh
I'd settle for a sexy porpoise
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# With a big blow-hole
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:53, archived)
# That's just dirty!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:58, archived)
# More tits...less slinky.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)
# On a whale you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:54, archived)
# +whales with+
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I see you have an interest in marine mammalia mammaries?

edit/ half of this post disappeared, now reinstated.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:52, archived)
# You know why they call them "bottle-nosed" dolphins...
...no, me neither

but it does sound a bit dirty
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Yeah, and as for 'common' dolphins...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:59, archived)
# O.k.,...NO slinky...and more whale tits.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:55, archived)
# arf!
good stuff JJ
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:41, archived)
# This is an amazing find!
Where can I buy a dozen anti gravity slinkies so I can realise my dream to attaching to surfaces?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:01, archived)
# It's all done with magnets...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:11, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Shitty fucking magnets.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Jolly nice
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:49, archived)
# I daresay I could've used 'Leon' for this as well
"
(thePontificator, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Either my brain's just packed in, or /board's hit a fairly solid seam of RIS just now...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I'm right up the RISpipe too

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:36, archived)
# PaRIS
FRANCE
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:26, archived)
# AsteRISk
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:35, archived)
# This meter really comes in handy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Oooh It's the AnniveRISary edition
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Or Taxi Driver, only it wasn't recommended for age 12
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Too obscure?
(electrichamster, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, etc
r,i,s
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I got a badge,
but I'm not a badger....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:17, archived)
# I got ham
but I'm not a hamster.
(Rykan, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:05, archived)
# now that you've asked.....
yup
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Yes
for me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
What???
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Chumps 👀, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
#
by the power of badger
(FAQ, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Groan
That's a spanger.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:39, archived)
# {a,e,a,e,i,o,u,u} I sometimes cry?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)
# took me a sec.
Yes, it's obscure. I wonder how many people on here will know the meaning of a set of curly braces?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:04, archived)
# I had to do way too much (ie some) research to get this :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:45, archived)
# {H,O,L,T}
?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:51, archived)
# #2
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# He should go the whole hog, and rock the Telly Savalas look.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I dont quite understand
but i love that scissors animation!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:13, archived)
# just a new "makeover" to amuse me
cheers:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Nice animation!
I cut my own hair like that over christmas, it had to go as soon as I'd sobered up!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:24, archived)
# ARF
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:28, archived)
# I say, lovely haircut, Gromit.
:)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Chumps 👀, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Trim . . . but not fit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:27, archived)
# AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Nicely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Not possible.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Superbly done!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:49, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Pud 'em up!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Is that from The Fighter?
*googles*

Edit: Indeed it is, took me far too long to work that out!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I'm RISing rather as well...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:59, archived)
# he's got a mean reich hook
/coat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Zizizizippy, whewhere's Jeffrey?
(iamgoingtohell, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# o_O!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)
# more like
OooO
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:40, archived)
# What a pair of tits
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I think they're her knees...
.. oh know, you were right. They are her tits now.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:28, archived)
# stacking shelves in tesco
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)
# You've got them the wrong way round!!
Phil is George and Grant is Zippy
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:36, archived)
# I've got a big red one!
(iamgoingtohell, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# That makes you Bungle then!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Can I twang it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Let's stonk.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:57, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
#
To boldly go no further than our own frontier!
(FAQ, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Hahaa
Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Someone has to fix the tracking
after kwik fit buggered it up?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:11, archived)
# To quote a good friend of mine describing KwikFit:
"I wouldn't trust them to sit the right way round on a lavatory"

Jason Statham, on the other hand...

...can't even spell 'lavatory'

Edit: From the Director that brought us such classics as: Con Air & Tomb Raider. May the devil have mercy on our black, wizened souls.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:18, archived)
# my rule of thumb
is to never watch any films featuring Jason Statham.

or Guy Ritchie come to think of it. Or Jerry Bruckheimer.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:41, archived)
# or Danny Dyer.
/goes without saying blog
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:51, archived)
# *FFFffffffffft* It'll cost ya, mate.
Cost you yer fackin' life.
*rock music and kung-fu*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# come back bruce willis, all is forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
# It looks like Crank
without any of the charm or humour that made Crank such a bloody great film
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:25, archived)
# haha
Is this a remake of the Bronson film of the same name?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# indeed it is
just googled it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Did that have Jan Michael Vincent in it in his pre-Stringfellow Hawk days?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:50, archived)
# He doesn't stick with his jobs, does he?
Transporter one day, Mechanic the next.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Shopped posters only!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I've got a Nick coming through
Does anyone in the room know a Nick?
Anyone?
Nick?
No?



Sorry Nick, we're losing you, you're fading...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:03, archived)
# i'm a Nick
but not that one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:07, archived)
# We only have your word for this,
But that's good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)
# i wouldn't mind having his money
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
# He's got a message for Paddy... Or Charles...
He says he's sorry - he didn't mean to pawn the entire family estate for a few cheap thrills.

EDIT tag toppage, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:09, archived)
# My Middle name's Nick
:)


Hahaha - well done you aliddlebittapolitiks
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# stop wasting time here and sort my links page you web monkey!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Nice One Waspy.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Top taggage!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Cheers, I put more effort into tags than pictures sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)
# The ghost of elections past
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I was going to call it "The ghost of coalitions present"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:31, archived)
# The ghost of them all being put up against a wall and shot future?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:38, archived)
# A Velociraptor on a velocipede



Click for bigging. Yoiks and tally ho and all that.

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Yep
That pic pretty much fills all my dinosaur and bicycle needs...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:49, archived)
# this is rather splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Apparently velociraptors had feathers making them look more like big turkeys than sleek killing machines of death
Jurassic Park would have been infinitely more entertaining if they'd shown that, I think
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Did they ride bicycles though?
We should be told.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:52, archived)
# POIDH
... erm
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
# it showed a man getting chomped on the shitter
that was pretty entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Feathers can be scary
I took a wrong turning on a farm a few months back and found myself in a yard with about 800 hungry free range turkeys who all turned to stare at me.... Quite a funny feeling I'll tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:54, archived)
# I have to walk down a stretch of canal towpath between station and work.
In nesting season the Canada geese get seriously aggressive. A socking great goose flapping across the water hissing furiously at you can be pretty alarming first thing in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Not to mention swans
they can break your arm with a look, or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)
# a fuckoff big swan chasing you around lake windermere
trying to eat your flake can freak you out a bit, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Geese are 100% solid gold bastards
Every so often I have to go to meetings at a place that has a selection of goosey types wandering the grounds, one paticular one has a habit of coming out of the undergrowth at you, all hissy and beaky, one of these days it's going to get a hard bound A3 sketch book between the eyes if it catches me a peck like it did last time.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I was bitten by a vulture once

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:04, archived)
# ha ha :D
I fondly imagine you souted "At least wait till I'm dead you rotten sod"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:06, archived)
# wash more
you obviously smell like a corpse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:08, archived)
# I've dabbed some old spice on me helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# this is making me laugh far more than it should
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:12, archived)
# The other day I encountered a heron on the same stretch of towpath.
First thought - Wow! A heron! Cool!

Second thought - hummm... a pretty sizeable bird, with a foot of very well-designed stabbing equipment on its head. On a very narrow stretch of towpath...

Suddenly remembered an urgent 'phone call I had to make. By the time I'd finished, it had flown off. All honour satisfied.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Herons are cowards
They'll fly off at the slightest provocation
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Marvellous!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:02, archived)
# He looks so chuffed, bless him!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:20, archived)
# lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Dot by Munch
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:40, archived)
# That fits
rather well.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)
# that's rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Ooh I say
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)
# That's my wanking material sorted for tonight
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:52, archived)
# "The Gossip" by Munch
Nicely :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:54, archived)
# haha, grand!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:05, archived)
# and the ninj stock-image carousel rolls on and on and on... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Oi you!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] This took too long..
..worked better in my head too, I think.



(Kyzia was here on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:31, archived)
# "You'll never put a better bit of butter in your wife"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)
# putting the bone in
Lurpak Trombonist
(waxdart hello., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Slightly salted
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 17:27, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)
# In the cinema in Paris
some smartie pants Irish guy shouted "welcome home Kerrygold" during this scene, much hilarity ensued
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)
# up her bum!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:40, archived)
# One up the bum...
...no harm done, as they say.
(Kyzia was here on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:40, archived)
# any hole
is a goal
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Brown leader standing by
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Gary to the council,
this is an urgent call for Garry to the Council
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Pow! Right in the shitter!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:06, archived)
# you like my thing? i call it "boredom"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:22, archived)
# I Likes
I calls it nipples, But close
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)
# a bit orangey for a nipple
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I did allow myself the use of "Imagination"
And also assumed some spray tan had been applied

Please allow me my dark and pervy thoughts about your nipples. at least for a few minutes. It is improving my day
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:28, archived)
# oh, all right
not that i'd ever use false tan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:29, archived)
# May I assume then
that you are "Pale and Interesting"?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# yes, you may
when i go on holiday, my tan disappears on the way home
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:33, archived)
# When I return from Holiday most people ask me "Was it cloudy while you were away?"
To which I explain, "The sun wasn't shinning in the bar."
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)
# the only things i came back with last time
were bacardi, fags, a hangover and a tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:37, archived)
# A Tat?
POIDH
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
# bugger that
it's on my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Is that what the pic above was of?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:42, archived)
# no
but if you look down there at the 28 days later/royal mail pic, my tattoo is incorporated in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:45, archived)
# You have "Royal Mail" tattoo'd upon your milky white buttocks?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:48, archived)
# no, a biohazard sign
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:49, archived)
# {attempts Innocent Whistling}
whilst looking skyward
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Could be one of Jordan's nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)
# no teethmarks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)
# or bruises
From where Harvey keeps bumping into her
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:38, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
# She has bruises on her fanny too...
/frankieboyle
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Self portrait?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Were you
Bending over looking in a mirror?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:26, archived)
# no
my nipples are so pale as to be almost invisible.
i have ghost nips :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:27, archived)
# POIDH
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:29, archived)
# not a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Uses imploring "little boy lost" look
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:31, archived)
# i'm not photographing my nips for your pleasure
just keep using your imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# My Imagination is working overtime
But it wants time and a half
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)
# And your senses?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)
# from what you've said so far
i've already given you one raise ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)
# i'm expecting it to morph into a conner style little thingy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:29, archived)
# i don't have that level of talent
or patience
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:30, archived)
# i don't want to rip his style off, so have this instead
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:33, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)
# or
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:40, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeewwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:43, archived)
# lol
It's time for Plucking
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:47, archived)
# modeled on yours truely
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:54, archived)
# How do you know?
Do you have pictures?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:55, archived)
# pffffft
;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
# tweezers, man, tweezers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:56, archived)
# or teeth
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:00, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:01, archived)
# tweezers?
on nipple hair?

fucking sadist
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:11, archived)
# * Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Enigmatic.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:32, archived)
# if those wankers who peddle so-called "modern art"
can get away with it, then why not me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Okay, I'll give you £12k and not a penny more.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:36, archived)
# done!*




*you fucking have been
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Surely no-one can consciously aspire to that level of pretentiousness?
Methinks it just happens accidentally ... one minute you're spraying obscenities and crude pictures of cocks on a subway wall, the next you've been 'discovered' and are being celebrated by Soho tossers with more money than sense, and you're trapped within a personality framework of their creation.

Actually no, sod it. I'm not going to feel sorry for them. Bunch of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:41, archived)
# they're all pretentious pricks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Hello you sexy bunch of weirdo mutants.
Last night I spent almost the whole evening doing the email icon for my upcoming website - I thought I'd give you a preview, 'cos I'm rather proud of it:



CFB.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:42, archived)
# does it take 38 days to arrive if it's been snowing?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:43, archived)
# If delivered by zombies infected with the Rage virus it generally takes 28 days later
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
# *headdesks*
i'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Don't be bored do stuff
do a paintmash of something
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
# i can't be arsed
apathy rules today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Do a "Like someone with a cork up their bum - I can't be arsed today!" paintmash, it would be ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:55, archived)
# just tried something
wouldn't bloody load.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Drat!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:00, archived)
# i'll try again
it's nothing much, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Me too
I feel like killing my boss with a stapler. But can't be bothered to go to the stationary cupboard to get any staples

If Only the stationary cupboard moved
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:20, archived)
# this is a perfect opportunity to practice telekinesis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Making the phone ring?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:24, archived)
# i think that's psychokinesis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I thought Psychokinesis
Was making the Israeli Government come towards you.

(Cue the Bukake jokes!!!!)
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:30, archived)
# well, we don't want that, do we?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:31, archived)
#
zombiespeople

/zombie pedant
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Yeah they weren't zombies I know
but they acted like supercharged zombies!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I like the way we have established the difference between human beings and zombies
as if human beings are real lol!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:53, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:48, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:16, archived)
# oh, i do like this
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:17, archived)
# You spilt your tea on it!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:43, archived)
# that's not tea, it's postman's tears
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:45, archived)
#
tears piss
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:46, archived)
# they cry out of their cocks, didn't you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# While laughing out loud
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:50, archived)
#
piss sperm
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:52, archived)
# That's rather goo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Why is it always text in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:06, archived)
# I've been thinking up a refresh of my webshite as well
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Needs more rain damage :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:11, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Don't wish to be rude but how did that take you the whole evening?
Had you broken both your hands?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:24, archived)
# If you don't wish to be rude
Then don't be.

It took me all evening because I'm not nearly as talented or adept as you are, and as such it takes me an awful long time to do even such basic, pathetic things as the above, but for such a snivelling, pathetic person as me, it brings me pleasure.

I'm so sorry to have clogged up your internets with my inanity - please sir, brush me aside as you are far more worthy a citizen than I.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:29, archived)
# The old 'I'm not being xxxxx but' followed by precisely the xxxxx they were purporting not to be ploy...
Rather than highlight the fact that they're not being rude, people simply ought to try not being rude.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I'm not saying my mother-in-law's fat, but
it's being indirectly implied via a humourous comparison.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:55, archived)
# I didn't say I wasn't being rude.
I just said I don't mean to be. I honestly can't help it. I'm a total cunt.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:40, archived)
# He's
a bit sensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:56, archived)
# It's very simple.
If you don't mean to be rude, then don't be.

Next up, "I'm not racist, but ... "

It's a pathetic thing to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Don't be a bloody cry baby.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Don't be so rude, or, if you are, don't be dishonest about it.
You're not as great as you think you are, and have absolutely no right to try to condescend to or patronise anyone.

Get over yourself and grow up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:03, archived)
# I don't wish to tell you to shut the hell up and grow a pair...
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:16, archived)
# You're really not very good at this. You're not cuntish, you're just a bit crap.
There's no need to be rude, so don't be. I've not done anything to upset you, so play nicely or piss off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:25, archived)
# :'(
That'll teach me.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:29, archived)
# I like this.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Horny Honey


Click for bigger (79 kb)
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:36, archived)
# How you thrill me ah-hah Horny Honey
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:37, archived)
# she has a snokker player's chin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:37, archived)
#
best part is she'll blow your horn and then both of hers. that's TALENT.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:39, archived)
# keep her away from my horn
them's some freaky eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:42, archived)
# OOps
I read horn as "mum"
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:25, archived)
# You painted this>
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:55, archived)
#
Yea i did, for better or worse - acrylic on canvas
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth it's own thread, place here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't mind saying this took piggin' ages...


First one of these I've tried in paint.net. Thank God for resizing down.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:25, archived)
# I didn't realise Escher was Transylvanian...
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:26, archived)
# General ghostliness :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:33, archived)
# I've always wondered why when people say they have seen a ghost
they are generally wearing clothes - are clothes part of the soul then? And do ghosts follow fashion like changing their hairstyle and such? Also if someone died wearing clothes are those the clothes the ghost wears - unfortunate if you were heading to a fancy dress party unless you were dressed as Frankenstein's monster which would be fun in the afterlife or even if you were dressed as a ghost now that would be confusing... I think too much
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Shoes have souls.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Well done
& woo!

/never got on with paint.net
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:28, archived)
# It's basic enough for me to be able to get on with most of its functions...
This is about the most complicated thing I've tried with it though. Seemed like a good idea 2 hours ago!

Helped by the fact that it is a very grainy & noisy sauce - anything sharper and I wouldn't have come close to getting away with it!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)
# :)
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Ta :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:34, archived)
# that's ace that is
I was going to do something similar and remove him completely, but it was waay too complicated for my alloted b3ta time of "no more than 20 mins max for a b3ta post"

woo yay!

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)
# That was the original idea...
But it was tricky enough just getting rid of the bits of him you can see. Sod constructing an entire chair for a laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Nice one!
very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:33, archived)
# *mops brow*
Cheers sir.

Right.

Must.

Get.

Lunch...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:34, archived)
# This is very clever and so as reward I shall click that I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Thank you Beowy... err... Maiden.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:04, archived)
# that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Cheers Barb
Gratifyingly breaking the 'spend ages doing something which then attracts bugger all comment' rule :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:04, archived)
# heh heh, excellent
*click*

EDIT: the wall in the background has a nipple
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:12, archived)
# How curious.
Nothing of my doing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:18, archived)
# yeah, suuuuuuuuuuuure
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I love this
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahhaa
that face alone is also perfect for a fail post
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Goodman is a bad man. He laughed to keep from crying.
*dons tinfoil*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Oh, no no no no no....


Also, I'm tinkering with designs for the website. Would anyone mind giving an opinion on these two?
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/barshouldereddove.html
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/beta/test10.html
I don't know if it's better, indifferent or worse.
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:07, archived)
# That's a fit bird - Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Ye gods
it's embarassing that this made me click to look.

*goes to rehab/fresh brain shop*
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:33, archived)
#
Text to the right of the pic, please - and can't stand the colors but possibly due to exposure to a similar one in a custom logistics soft at work.

Looks a bit odd on my wider screen (ie pic text jumps to the left of the image and everything stretches like the infamous goatthingie) so doublecheck it in higher res or something. Looks better if I make the browser window half my screen width.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Colours have been mentioned...
Not sure about moving the text to the side of the picture - if you've not got too big a screen or lower res., then the picture fill most of the space to the side of the menu. I might try constraining the text to be only as wide as the picture, then it doesn't become a single line on wider screens.
(Still learning some of the basics of css, html and php...)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)
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I'd lose the bright blue, go for something a bit more subdued.
Also, the gradients on the buttons are a little odd - it's like they go from a colour, to a desaturated version of that colour. That's how it looks on my screen, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)
# The two points seem to be the consensus so far.
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Both look ok to me
Although I prefer to see short videos rather than photos

Also are Ruddy Ducks British? I thought they were damn Yankee immigrants, as wellcome here as grey squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Indeed they are from over there.
They've been culling them to try and protect the White-headed Duck in Spain, which hybridises with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I applied for a job with CSL on the ruddy duck project but apparantly I needed a degree to go duck shooting



/left school at 16 blog
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 14:39, archived)
# PM'd you
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:35, archived)
# haha
Now he needs a fred with devil horns on his right shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:09, archived)
# FUCK it yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:11, archived)
# He's going to explode, I know he is
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:17, archived)
# *offers flak jacket*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:30, archived)
# :D
My interenats are so shit I only just noticed this animated!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:42, archived)
# RAGE!!!!!!!!!!
A new 'you're doing it wrong' image if ever I've seen one.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:58, archived)
# argh
its doing that wobbly thing where it looks 3D
(Earthling wants a silver moustache to show off to his chums, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:35, archived)
# By bye Talibannies!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:48, archived)
# I'm surprised this hasn't happened, to be honest - Dad's Army Rebooted or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Home Guard: Afghanistan.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:56, archived)
# This made me smile

* Although it could just have been wind
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Haha
Best comment evah.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Stupid boy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Don't tell 'em Pike!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:21, archived)
# They don't like it up 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:31, archived)

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