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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:46,
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:51,
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hahahaha
"I VIL MAKE ITZ VIT"
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:57,
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Hahaha WOO
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:09,
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Maybe they prefer a kitty in a tank............................................?
(if this is flashing, it's a b3tards error)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:20,
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If it doesn't fit . . . make it split !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:22,
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Anyone interested in my ring?
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presferatu ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:44,
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Needs more naked cameraman reflection.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:46,
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O_o
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:50,
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o_0
Naked photographer, in the dentists surgery, with the novocaine. Worst. Cluedo. Ever.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:53,
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All the unexpected ?
(please be gentlemen, this is my first image on b3ta... after one year of fun looking at yours)
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Wespel fried french. ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:12,
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hahahaha
Works for me! *clicks*
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:14,
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Hahaha
Love it!
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 18:41,
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Accepts Paypal
Pick up only!
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:48,
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Bad flashbacks maaaan.
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:30,
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hahahaha
looking at his swollen conk, it looks like he also has a wee drinking problem
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:31,
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Ha ha!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:35,
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Hahaha
This is much better xD
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:42,
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Haha
Oh hai popular shroom
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:43,
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:D
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:45,
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I'm trippin' on this.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:55,
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Hahahaha! Mushrooms!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:16,
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I'm sitting here visualising the CRUMP! noise in the unseen last frame and giggling
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:19,
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Hahaha....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:36,
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Where did you find three(?) stock images of the same frustrated plumber?
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze ,
Mon 28 Feb 2011, 5:17,
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inmagine.com
Can't believe this has been FP'ed.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:47,
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Is that Hilary Swank?
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billiepipersteeth ,
Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:59,
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Ah a SmallBrainfield classic
Is this the second time it's been FP'd ??
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on ,
Wed 2 Mar 2011, 19:02,
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When I see Hilary Swank, I pop to the bathroom for a major...
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billiepipersteeth ,
Wed 2 Mar 2011, 23:05,
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His nose reminds me of that famous mario FP from a couple of years back....
COCKNOSE!
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:42,
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i have to see this :D
EDIT: unless you mean the one that Hitlers Barber has just used up above RE-EDIT: embarrasing, i thought this was my post, ughhhh *fetches coffee*
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:44,
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I can't remember who did it
I'd have to trawl...
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:47,
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you'll have to now
i won't let you leave b3ta until you do
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:54,
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I'm trying
very trying
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:22,
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:)
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 15:28,
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Ah you mean the underage guy who posted a pic of his cock on b3ta and it got FP'd?
I have a copy at home I think in my special files. Er, I mean I don't know what you are talking about edit: I would try and find it in b3ta Search but since the weekend downtime for updates and improvements, we no longer have a search.
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:58,
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Yep That's the one!
I had forgotten he was underage though :O I can't find it ..... not yet anyway.
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:05,
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It was for a challenge wasn't it?
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:06,
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Yeh, can't remember which one though
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:10,
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hahahaha
log into b3tards witht he password "password" maybe that's it (don't, it's a flacid cock) that's odd, a cock getting fp'd, b3ta must have been a bit strange back in the day.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:18,
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It was a folded cock
There was a fair bit of uproar but it was quite tame really .... if he was overage.
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:21,
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hehe
Nice cockage
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:21,
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sonia o'sullivan plus a lot of smudging equals this.....
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:26,
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Great stuff!
I really liked the Hank Hill one too. :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:28,
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thanks :)
i tried to make this realistic but liquifying the face made it look really weird, so i went smudge crazy.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:30,
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Huh-huh. Huh-huh-huh-huh!
Woo!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:29,
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This is aces
*click
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:30,
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appreciate it bud
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:33,
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Damnit Rattlehead, don't make me smack your ass again
*click*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:31,
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shhhhhh
don't let the others know!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:33,
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he he he he he
you said ass
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:36,
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Hah hah hah...pull my finger!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:49,
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Excellent!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:12,
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Ha ha ha my hero!
Can't wait for the new episodes
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it... ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:24,
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George's choice of dress had an unexpected effect from his fellow Stormtroopers
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fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:18,
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Isn't that dress a little short for a stormtrooper?
Woo!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:20,
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depends how you like your stormtoopers
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fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:32,
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They're going gay for him?
:O
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:22,
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Has the one on the left
got a boner?
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:25,
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:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:25,
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Haha - erection problem source in the 3rd frame
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:35,
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hahaha true
looooooser
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:40,
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Still
wood
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:50,
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Oh, absolutely.
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:01,
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hahaha
BIKINI NEXT!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:27,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:17,
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Don't ask her to make a brew, it's...
Didn't get time to post this in the draw-off on Wednesday due to the works firewall slamming shut, which meant I didn't get to see any of the pics everyone posted until that evening. Basically woo to everyone that took part, they were uniformly ace! If you want another draw off next week, whap your suggestions out below and I'll do a poll in a bit. Tars!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:32,
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Tis worth a woo
Bunnies in action is a suggestion =D
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34,
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Or show you her tits!
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:35,
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Tramps!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:35,
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I vote for this ^
Just cos I like drawing weird-lookin' peoples.
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:52,
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Holy shit! It's my candle day!
(old pic)
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:52,
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6 years!
Happy candle day :D
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:54,
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Happy b3taday!
Oh, I just missed my 15,000th post. I've got my cock out if that counts. /Interesting train journey blog
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:10,
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Woo to you, insane number of posts person!
I've been here fore 6 years and I'm not even at 2000! Pffft.
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:12,
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There's no pride in being a gobshite, I assure you
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:36,
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Happy Zumfday!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:59,
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Happy b3taday!
:)
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:56,
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Happy B3taday.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:00,
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happy candleday
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:09,
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Happy b3taday
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:10,
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Happy b3taday, young rapscallion
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:32,
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Musicals that should never happen.
edit: and freaking woo! to the pic!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:35,
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She looks quite annoyed by the person pointing that flashlight directly at her eyes
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:36,
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I've known secretaries like her.
Have a WOO!
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37,
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Christ
Vinegar Tits McGee claims her latest victim
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:42,
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'lo
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:57,
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'ullo dere
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:08,
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I only commented on how smashing her blouse was!
Nicely :)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:44,
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Woo:D
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herman:D ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:44,
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Huzzah!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:49,
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Ha! YEeeeeaaaaahhh! I still love the Ombudsman.
Did you see my Robo-community-support-officer yesterday? Sorry I didn't post on the Weds. Sleep deprivation and silliness are to blame.
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:51,
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Just timespazzed back for a look, very nice indeed!
Also, happy b3taday!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:02,
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Cheers fella!
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:13,
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Hippy B3taday!
and so close to your 'real' birthday!
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:24,
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how about...
food fight. Or Courtroom drama? And woopic :D
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:14,
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WYH
*wishes I could draw*
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:15,
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any can draw
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:18,
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Lovely!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:25,
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What a bitch!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:10,
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:D
Ace!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:17,
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:)
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:22,
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He looks eager!
Woo
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:23,
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Won't be too eager for part 2
Deworming your dog :)
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:29,
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:(
Paw doggie!
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:30,
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Jeremy's cousin?
Jonathan the annoying hound?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24,
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I like that idea :)
Maybe he could be Jeremy's sidekick
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:27,
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I like this :D
have a CLICKY!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24,
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:D
Ta!
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:29,
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This is wonderful
I love the cut of your jib *click*
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:32,
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What ho, 'pot!
:D
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34,
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What Ho! Mr Antibiotic
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:46,
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looks like my dog
only he's less happy looking =D
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:32,
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He'll get used to it
:)
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:38,
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Silly kittin, mace is not for insershin!
Woo!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:33,
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Oh yes it is!
It'll probably bring a tear to his eye!
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:36,
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As in ...
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:16,
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That's a different definition of "puppy love"
Have a cat related pea.
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34,
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Hahaha!
Ace!
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:38,
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Heheheh
top spongage ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:35,
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Cheers!
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:39,
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Nice have a
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herman:D ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:38,
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*feels honoured*
:D
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:39,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:43,
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:)
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:44,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:50,
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Is it lunchtime yet?
For lunch today, I'm making three sandwiches: 1. old amsterdam cheese with fresh tomatoes and mustard 2. roast beef with some freshly ground pepper and sea salt 3. boiled egg and red pesto, washed down with some tea and fruit juice. What are you having for lunch today?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:08,
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I'm gonna have a Large Papa Johns Alfresco Pizza!
Congrats!! :D
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:10,
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What's on that?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:12,
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tomato and cheese, I imagine.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:14,
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Caramelised red and yellow pepper confit, goats cheese, cherry toms, onions with a balsamic sauce drizzled over the top
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:14,
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holy shit
I mean BRAW!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:16,
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Not very meaty but what it lacks in meat it makes up for with vegetables.
:)
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:19,
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Vegetables cannot make up for meat, it's against the laws of physics
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:20,
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^this
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:21,
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the very idea has made me feel physically sick
I will need to eat some meat to calm my stomach.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:22,
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Obviously not at a 1:1 ratio....
:)
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:23,
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Not even at a 47:1 ratio...
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:27,
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The fact you never mentioned the cheese over the vegetables relegates your status as a foodie.
;)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:27,
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Maybe there's no proper cheese involved, just that goatspunk
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:31,
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But you would have the meat and forget the cheese would you
*shakes head*
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:31,
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meat>cheese>vegetables
Although obviously peppers and tomatoes are fruits.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34,
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Shit, so I only have 1 veg and some "goats punk"
That's no good at all!
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:36,
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1:1 meat/veg ratio sounds about right
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:30,
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*looks at leftover curry chicken*
*migrates*
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:20,
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Curried chickens migrate?
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34,
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Ignore those nasty people with their meat comments
That is a top pizza and no mistake.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:33,
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S'alright I'm used to it
:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:13,
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Yay!
I'm having some leftover tortilla. It's got bacon, sausage, mushrooms & red peppers in it.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:12,
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Spanish or Mexican type tortilla?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:16,
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Oh Spanish
It's not heated and I'm having ketchup with it
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24,
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Nice and eggy
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34,
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Woo!
I am having a nervous breakdown for lunch.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:13,
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bet that tastes salty
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:21,
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I suggest eating chips with that
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24,
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Nice to have a bit of variation
I don't know what I'm having yet, but there's a high chance it will be a chicken salad baguette washed down with a pint of semi-skilled milt.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:14,
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Mmm...
...milt. i mistyped a URL yesterday and ended up at milfhunter.com it did not satisfy my craving for milt.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:33,
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That must have been terribly disappointing
I suggest you make up for it with a nice creamy pint of full-fact milt
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37,
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I thought you were a bap man
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:34,
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I used to be very much a bap man
but that sandwich shop closed down after I'd eaten them all out of baps.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:36,
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Try eating the new place out of baguettes
and in the meantime the old place may stock up and the new place will eventually run out of baguettes. You can then return to your baps.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:40,
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It's always nice to return to some baps
after a run of baguettes.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:42,
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Moral bankruptcy with desolation and anonymity
Served with a side salad of ineptitude and brutal sardonic mockery.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:14,
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No drink?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:15,
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I had that for breakfast.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:16,
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what I'm having for lunch isn't THAT interesting
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:19,
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Maybe not to you
but it will be for us.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:35,
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Out with it
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37,
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ok
Pressed foie gras with peppered Madeira jelly, smoked duck, peach and almond crumble Ravioli of lobster, langoustine and salmon poached in a light bisque, with a tomato chutney Fillet of turbot with braised baby gem lettuce and cep sauce Cannon of Cornish lamb with confit shoulder, ratatouille and thyme jus .....and one waffer thin :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:57,
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Cor
no ketchup though?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:02,
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admittedly it would help it all slide down better
but it's fattening
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:05,
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Yeah, yeah......
But what are you having as a main course?
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:24,
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don't know yet
o'm going foraging in the kitchen soon. It will probably involve eggs. And cheese.
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:20,
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Have cheesey eggs
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:21,
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Have eggy cheese
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24,
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Have cheesey poached eggs!
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:26,
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Cheggers plays pop!
no wait..
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:29,
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hahahahanomnomnom!
might give the clingfilm method a try. Any tips?
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:35,
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I have a great tip.
Never use cling film for anything! Not only is it evil, but it is also a cunt.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:42,
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*kitchenlols*
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:06,
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DO IT NOW
& add cheese ftw!
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:14,
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ok, soon
i'll report back with my findings
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:18,
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I just made 55 biscuits.
Otherwise, I have nothing to add.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:20,
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I think that'll suffice for now
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37,
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Crunchynut cornflakes
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:20,
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Shit, that needs to be real
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:32,
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needs more
morgan freeman
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:40,
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Burritos!
\o/
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:23,
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Ayeeeeeee chihuahua!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:25,
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Flamenco Gin pasties
smeared in sunblushed maidens and roasted nipples for afters, pudding.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:24,
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I would like to know the location of this fine-sounding eatery.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:28,
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You just want his nipples
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:38,
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I'm having fried egg sandwich with tomato ketchup :D
then going take the kids to the funfair
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herman:D ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:27,
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;-)
kids to the funfair piss something rotten.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:29,
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fuuuuck!!!!...that's gottta be a first.....getting money OFF the CSA
congrats
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:30,
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over pad them :D
bye going to the funfair:D
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herman:D ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:45,
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So basically you paid too much and you're getting your money back
Incredible story
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:52,
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I can't keep up with all these eufemisms for taking a shit
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:40,
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I think it means taking a shit while the toilet is mid-flush
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:53,
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Whooop!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:03,
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Something from Camden Lock
I will be more sure in fourty minutes
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:28,
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Malnourished pike, with turd and shopping trolley?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:29,
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Bwahahaha!
I need to run you up a new award, I reckon. :)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:33,
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An overwhelming sense of ennui?
That's what I get when visiting Camden Lock.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:32,
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hahaha
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:50,
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Get something interesting
;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:41,
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FOOD POISONING PROBABLY!!
if you don't return we'll know
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:03,
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Home-made salt beef
with mustard and dill pickles on rye bread. And a mug of tea (maybe two)
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:31,
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Nice
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:39,
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Top fact
Oh hang on, it's Dixiepoo! 1. A warm croissant with strangled egg. This will be followed by 2. Mango/pawpaw/kiwi fruit salad 3. Profit..... 4. ......eroles! I shall end my lunch with chocolate smeared around my mouth and I will be ALL of the happies.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:31,
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Haha, nice
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:41,
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NICE!?
I am eating profiteroles! At lunch time! Crrrrrrrikey they are were delicious.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:44,
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Okay, how about: nice and decadent?
;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:04,
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Splendid. i'm having a ham salad sandwich on home made oatmeal bread. salt and vinegar hula hoops pink and white wafer for afters a cup of tea.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:31,
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I want hula hoops now
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:36,
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^ This.
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Fluffy elephants ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:53,
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'e's 'avin' 'oops!
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37,
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hoops!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:42,
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Fucking hell, that pic was a long time ago hahaha. I can confirm that the rest of the facts are absolutely true.
Grilled fillet of yellow fin tuna with lentils and lemon-chilli vinaigrette, washed down with a ice cold glass of cola diรจte
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:33,
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You!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:35,
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I'm always there
Like the smell of corpse in a pensioner's flat ;) *waves*
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:36,
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can you stop dripping into the flat below please.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:41,
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That's a bit posh for lunch!
Sorry, Mediocre. I know it's your lunch/facts thread but I cannot stop myself from commenting
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:37,
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It sounds a hell of a lot posher than it actualy turned out to be...
Canteen food.
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:39,
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That's a very yellow lunch
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:39,
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The lentils were brown. So the whole plate looked like the inside of a pair of an incontinent tramp's pants.
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:40,
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Nice
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:43,
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*drools*
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:44,
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that's my dinner sorted, then
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:10,
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A panic attack, with a side order of disappointment.
No chips.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:38,
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I'm having that tomorrow!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:44,
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Pancakes!
with bacon and cheese for lunch and then with Nutella and banana for that sweet transition.
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Fluffy elephants ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:50,
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\o\ /o/
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:05,
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Is this lunch of the day?
I'm on tenterhooks!
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:10,
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Okay, it is then!
It most made me want it was my lunch today
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:33,
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Woot!
Double win!
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Fluffy elephants ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:46,
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chicken sandwich and a tall glass of V8 vegetable juice
and that's it. i feel inadequate now :(
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:51,
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I'm sure it happens to every man every once in a while
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:06,
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cold left over pizza, pipas, and cold green tea. no time today! raar!
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MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789 ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:58,
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Ended up with jerk chicken in a wrap with salad
in a hot chilie sauce, the heat of which is now being quenched with coke
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:37,
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That sounds nom :(
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:38,
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It was an intence sauce
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:42,
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Not bad!
In fact, wish I had that
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:45,
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This does sound quite tasty.
Was it self made or a Boots Meal Deal?
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Fluffy elephants ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:48,
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Two guys who said it was their mum's recipe
Very tasty :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:00,
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Sorry it's a bit Q&D
I had to do it but all credit for the joke, must go to Keith Lemon...
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:04,
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needs more "what are you having for lunch?" it seems
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:23,
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Or some originality perhaps :D
You win some.....some are shit
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:25,
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/board is the new /talk.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:45,
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this calls for
"MULTIPLEPICTUREPOST MAN"......ONLY HE CAN SAVE US NOW!!!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:00,
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Erm...
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Mystery_Bob ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:49,
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Snap!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:52,
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Ahh
oh well.
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Mystery_Bob ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:00,
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crackle & pop
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:00,
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*makes period joke*
Nice pic, by the way.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:52,
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Pffft
:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:54,
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Arf!
*picks and prepares fly agaric funguseses*
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:57,
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Here's a non flying one.....
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:01,
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Ahahaha
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:03,
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Wonderful!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:08,
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popular style :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:13,
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Hahaha
*checks watch* ;)
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:16,
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:D
mine stopped way back.....once a day it's right though
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:21,
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*head assplodes*
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:32,
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why do i love freebase so much?
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 20:52,
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Racist.
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Richard Shitheels ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:45,
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Hahah only just saw this!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:50,
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herman:D ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:47,
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herman:D ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:47,
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Where can I buy a brolly like that?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:49,
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Reminds me of that old footage of a flying machine that clearly never would.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:51,
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I think it would've flown, if they'd found the right pilot.
if they'd found the right pilot.Definitely human error.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:54,
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*Waits for lamp post*
Woo!
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:53,
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yay................"hold on lil' fella"
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:55,
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wooooooo!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:02,
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Diego Madonna, must've been done? Maybe not from this angle??
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:46,
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Would
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:47,
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^This
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herman:D ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:48,
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Eeeep!
Thighs! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:52,
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:D
Slight T.J: Did anyone see the female version of David Cameron on Masterchef last night?
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:52,
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Dunno.
Have a Madonna kebab.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:55,
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Oooof....
I bet that would keep sliding off the pole.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:58,
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One portion only!!
:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:05,
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Stupid cheap lighters....
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:34,
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That's no moon rockit!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:35,
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More of a boom rockit.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:36,
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boom BOOM rockit up bruv yes boss DJ
DROP DA BASS!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:41,
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Hahaha
Surprised they didn't put Cat Bin Lady in there:)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:35,
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Hmmmm.... damnit. Why didn't I think of that?
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:37,
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That's why you're the muscles of this outfit:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:38,
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Hahahaha!
*doesn't understand but laughs anyway*
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:40,
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Point proven! ;)
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:46,
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Prefer dog.
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:39,
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You prefer dog? Me get you dog. Verr' good, no bones.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:46,
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I Laika!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:36,
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Ha ha!
am I the only one who got that? Shirley knott...
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger ,
Thu 3 Mar 2011, 16:45,
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hahahaha, ya loon!
Is that one of her Majesty's pups?
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:38,
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Hang on a minute, I'll ask her....
I'll ask her....
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:39,
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No it's not.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:41,
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heehee
She mad for the textin' she is!
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Q4nobody ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:47,
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Did he get them from the pound shop :D
boxer dog
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herman:D ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:40,
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Finish him Barry!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:41,
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COME ON BARRY!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:46,
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Excellent!
I reckon if I chucked away all the lighters that didn't work in my house we would float off into space.... and ting.
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:40,
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haha....they always show you one working in the shop
...then do "the swap" :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:42,
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This is why I don't like cats much.
Bastards.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:44,
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^
Evil bastards! and they can't spell. :)
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:46,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:48,
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Yay!
Genuine office lollage - well done that man :)
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Weetobix ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:31,
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Ha Ha!
It's not the lighter, it's the lack of opposable thumbs! *click*
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 23:25,
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hahah
:D
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Obz Click, ting, stamps ,
Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:46,
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Not sure about kittens doing Science, will Cats do?
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The 'dward ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:54,
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he's a bit dusky
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:08,
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would, wouldn't, would after a couple of beers
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:11,
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You sir...
are clearly not a man of Science.
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The 'dward ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:14,
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Needs more science.
EDIT: oh, that's his name. I thought he was called Catty Catkins or somesuch.www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_FmADVggCk
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:17,
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Have some kitten science:
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:27,
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That's the good stuff, right there.
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:29,
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Cheers!
Just a shame it's not chinchilla science...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:33,
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Hahahaha!
Mars-mallow? That's some range... :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:38,
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Bugger.
I spe nd all day writing sciency stuff for international publications, rarely needing to spell check, yet whenever I write anything for b3ta, it lal truns to shet.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:45,
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Too skinny, Too man, Too fackin' slaaaaag!
Scientific reasoning right there^
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:25,
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wonky nose, wonky gender, wonky not your mum.
^better science right there.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:29,
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I'd put my deely in Deely
even if it did split her open.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:36,
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They do seances?
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:29,
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Needs more "doing"
I can just imagine his face as the one at the back gets her strap-on up him.
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:43,
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Time for a name change!
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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG! ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:15,
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hehehe
Watch the One Show much this week?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:18,
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like i can watch anything other than cbeebies!
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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG! ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:19,
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The end of a lovely day is at 7 pm, just in time for the one show to begin :)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:20,
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the end of a day
is at 9pm when the tiny boy decides he may aswell go to fucking sleep!
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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG! ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:24,
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oh dear :(
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:25,
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Mk 1 used to go to bed around 11 pm and sleep straight through to 8 am most nights.
Now it's 8.30 pm to 7.00 am for both of them. Not too bad, really.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:30,
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that's pretty awesome
though, 7pm to 8.30 am would be a jackpot!
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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG! ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:38,
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Ah, I should qualify that somewhat.
She was in the bed with us at nights and when it came to feeding, it was a case of Mrs Boris roling over, ensuring a correct connection and drifting off to sleep as the fuel was flowing, so maybe twice a night, she was awake for thirty seconds. I probably caused far more disturbance with the occasional snoring.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:26,
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he assured me he wants it for scientific research
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:55,
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Lovely.
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:56,
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Beautifully motion!
WYH! Cat's gonna get caught though, have you seen them things attack? :D
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:59,
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Gonna get to caught!
Now my shirt
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:06,
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So gonna to get caught
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:09,
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at least it's not been a dog
or something
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:17,
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maybe it's fin had just grow
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:37,
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All the cat will be absorbed by it been a pirahna
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:43,
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:)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:46,
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:30,
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:)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:50,
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:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:18,
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feesh! :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:01,
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:D have a
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herman:D ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:23,
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Needs more magenta cock
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:25,
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name three things that don't!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:36,
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Lynn Faulds Wood
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:09,
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Heh heh. Also, tenuous roasting of peas...
sports science...
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addickted has attained freedom ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:28,
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arf :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:51,
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herman:D ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:36,
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Mmmm!
wriggly cat sausage for the hard up . . . it'll help to make both ends meat . . . or summat
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:38,
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morning!
Click for bigger (179 kb) Totally forgot the reason for this woefully shite and unoriginal effort.....anyone seen "taters" i want to have a word?ting
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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG! ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:49,
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mmm pie
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:51,
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Is it wrong that I want to have sexeh with these pies?
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:59,
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MMmmm
Just looked up 3.14 pies. Now I need cayke!!
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:02,
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My friend is a gynaecologist and a baker
He has his fingers in a lot of pies/Tim Vine
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:07,
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Mmmm
juicy thumb pies!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:14,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:39,
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Comin' dahn Schrodinger's tonight?
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:07,
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I'll be doing that tonight
but with less cat
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:24,
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You're supposed to get out of your box on a Friday
not in it! :)
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:27,
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Box raves are the best tyoe
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:29,
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Big fish, little fish...
...Schrรถdinger's box!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:19,
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I like naughty content.
'ningles all. Just had an British customer ask me, 'Where is the nearest Bank of England?'
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:25,
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you're kidding?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:35,
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well I'm sitting here thinking 'so fucking what?'
if someone came up to me and asked 'where's the bank of scotland?' I'd say "well, you've got the bank of Scotland that's over there and The Royal bank of Scotland, over there"
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:36,
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The Bank of England isn't really a bank
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:53,
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I find that strange to be honest
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:55,
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When I first moved down here I found it strange too
I expected to see branches of the Bank of England on every corner, it had never occurred to me it wasn't really a bank.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:59,
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stupid engladshirers
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:01,
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Nope.
He had some gold he wanted to change for money:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:46,
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Are you sure it wasn't a german?
Auric Goldfinger or Simon Gruber? They're quite good at accents, you know.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:58,
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Naaa
All the nazi gold is in Switzerland. :P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:14,
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Needs more Armstrong & Miller
"And do you know what, bruv? Sir was, like, all up in my face and shit? And I was all like "Bovvered?" and shit? And then he was all testy and shit and totally gave me detention? And that's like totally against my human rights and shit because I could sue him for that and I'm not lying."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:31,
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love the british pilot sketches
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:37,
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I love Ben Miller's wife.....
Belinda Stewart-Wilson *goes weak at the knees* :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:52,
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*googles*
cor!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:57,
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oooh I didn't know she was his misses :)
she is fine indeed
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:57,
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Will's mum is fit!
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Captain Howdy ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:58,
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Ha ha ha!
Indeed.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:39,
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They're written by Simon Blackwell
Better known for The Thick Of It, In The Loop, Four Lions. Doing a show with Armando in the states called Veep, about A female vice-president played by Elaine out of Seinfeld.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:55,
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Really?
Interesting.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:58,
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are you his agent? :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:00,
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Nah, he was following me on the twitter
Helped me with a cover letter.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:09,
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nice :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:10,
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The Thick Of It is quite wonderful.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:11,
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saw Armstrong last night playing Clive Sinclair in a BBC4 drama about Sinclair vs Acorn in the 80s
it was pretty good
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:44,
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he's brilliant in that
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:45,
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I like him - flying the flag for not being embarassed to be middle class.
He seems genuine and normal. Second series, not so good, but the third one picked up again. However, doing that gameshow is pretty rubbish, but he needs to pay the bills, I imagine.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:47,
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Ah, that's waht it was!
Saw a few seconds when randomly channel hopping last night, I knew I'd seen it before but couldn't work it out in the 10 seconds I gave myself to do so. He was excellent in it.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:03,
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brap brap!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:37,
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a optical delusion
Ning!!!
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:13,
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Nope.... Doesn't work for me...
I can never do these things... :(
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:32,
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It's a sailboat
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:29,
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haha
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:34,
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1988 NO COMPROMISE
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:38,
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Hahaha
If this burns too much tell me and I'll link it 'nings all!
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:18,
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Let me know if this burns and I'll laugh
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:24,
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GAHHH SHE BURNS!!!
:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:28,
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Ouch
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:28,
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^ The Littlest Hobo?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:38,
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There's a voice.....
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:44,
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Ha ha ha...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:49,
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Hahaha
Have people not got better things to do with their time? /class.
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:55,
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thats so fucking funny!!!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 22:45,
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An improvement.
All we need now if for her to disappear. Permanently.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:17,
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I love this
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:08,
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You can have 2 more then :)
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:32,
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Haha!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:29,
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tiny side penis woos!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:45,
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^Cheers all!^
Had to go and do some work - gah!!! Coffee and fag break now. Hoorah!!
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:49,
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Have you lost your mind?
IT'S FRIDAY!!
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:57,
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Aaaah, no work, no pay, sadly
/self-employed blog
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:00,
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same here
best thing I ever did...(workwise)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:03,
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*Whole-heartedly agrees
Although staff Xmas parties can be a bit dull.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:13,
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No work no pay?
are you Claims Direct?:O
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:29,
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:16,
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that corn looks like it has a tuppence
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:18,
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That's some corn smut right there.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:20,
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Hot corn on corn action
barstards image shack deleted lat nights pic
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:22,
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Why don't you use the b3ta hosting?
That's a question, not a suggestion. I don't use it myself so I don't really know what it's like.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:24,
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it's not worked for about 6 months :(
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:29,
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What about b3tards.com?
I know it's a bit flakey because all the pics disappear sometimes, but it works most of the time.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:32,
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I have my own image host page
I'll stick it online and use that
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:48,
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It is as slow as a big slow thing...
but once you get you image loaded it is ok, apart from when it goes down and you can't delete images from it any more... EDIT: PS: That is that in the original post??? EDITED EDIT: NING B3TA!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:33,
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It's corn smut.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:42,
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Ok so it turns out I have used it 3 times, I'd forgotten all about it.
This was one of the forgotten masterpieces.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:36,
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holy fucking shit
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:28,
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haha yeah
Some of the other faces I tried on it were actually nastier, this was kind of a compromise.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 6:29,
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Hahaha
I've 'ad her.
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 7:15,
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Ear-ee as feck!
Woo ha! :) Edit:
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:20,
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KILL IT
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:25,
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Is that a cancercob?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:34,
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C.O.C.O.C?
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:38,
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Coconut cocks?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:50,
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cocococks
They even turn the milk...... salty?
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:56,
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jesus christ
that's nasty
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:33,
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dropped on of those badboys off this morning
need to eat less fibre
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Jgrobs ,
Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:45,
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