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# Catch the pigeon...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Now that looks like a group of men who aren't insecure about their sexuality.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)
# dude
looks like a lady
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)
# dude*
looks like a grouper



*Steven Tyler
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)
# ugly bastard
fantastic voice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Yeah Yeah Dude looks like Paul Grady!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:40, archived)
# hey maiden
i'm going to knit a gameboy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Really? sounds interesting
I haven't done any knitting for years - Knitted a punky mohair jumper.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:09, archived)
# it's going to be a blanket
i wanted something that could be done in squares, so i thought of tetris. then i thought, why not just do tetris on a gameboy?
so i will.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:11, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKm5xQyD2vE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:18, archived)
# They need a leader.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:27, archived)
# evil
but probably would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Evil rocks, and well you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:32, archived)
# yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Yes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWvzZCZF1gw
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:39, archived)
# still can't see it
but i've got that song in my head and i'm imagining driving around vice city, looking for police to chase me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:50, archived)
# is that
freddy mercury in a dick outfit?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:28, archived)
# The friday night fairy just paid me a vist
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:09, archived)
# No Y-fronts. FAKE!

(ps: I rather like your drawing)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)
#
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Waaaaaarghhhh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)
# ^ Lily Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Angel of the North?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:39, archived)
# I regret nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)
# SPANG!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Freebase traffic cone spangfest
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:28, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Arf!
*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Yes, yes you do!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:26, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Grief you deserve a good spanking for this :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)
# RRRrraaawwwrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Oh go on then, post the link to original...
It is Saturday night after all...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:58, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd252I7A6NE
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:09, archived)
# ^ Katie Perry?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 9:20, archived)
# :O I wouldn't mind
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Another frog in an ice cube
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:58, archived)
# :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShrbtJ3YB0Y
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Blue Lego Man Group
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:51, archived)
#
Hanks
CLICK FOR BIG
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:20, archived)
# oh ffs
:D

*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Haha
Doh!
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:22, archived)
# too obvious
lol though
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:22, archived)
# *rubs temples*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:22, archived)
# There'll be a shiny pound in someone's Christmas stocking, this year.
Well done, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:26, archived)
# OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:26, archived)
# hahhaa lovely

click for full thing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:30, archived)
#
I'm not even going to fucking click
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:32, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Haha wut?
I suspect this joke is so bad I'm unable to process it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Here:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:39, archived)
# oh there was no joke
other than a passing thought that it looked like he was a unidexter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:40, archived)
# That word always immediately makes me think of Pete and Dud

"I have nothing against your right leg..."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:41, archived)
# upon googling, that appears to be it's genesis
and was certainly what i was implying
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Oh bloody hell :D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahahateyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:36, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:37, archived)
# You bad, bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Click
for big

(Sturdy)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Oh, hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:00, archived)
# hahahaha
superb :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Winner!
Stop the compo now.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:02, archived)
# haha
Pure win in a can!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Love it!
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:04, archived)
# fucking winner
clicks very very hard
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:11, archived)
# hahahaha
oh fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Nice one... Well done..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Did anything actually hit him in the original?
Anything less than the Hulk's fist really won't send you tumbling backwards across eight feet of sand.

Woo, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:15, archived)
# ha
Great work! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Superb as usual.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Epic work!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Oh my. Fantastic
I want to hug you.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
Oh god yes, nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Top!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Legobi-wan.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Haha
Great twist.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Hahaha this is the best thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] apparently an apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away!
(oddiesbeard, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:29, archived)
# i wonder how long the chap has left
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:32, archived)
# jobbie
i dont know but his products will live on, well at least till the next new one comes out
(oddiesbeard, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:36, archived)
# either the day they pull his 30 pin connector out
or he's no longer eligible for an OS update.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:38, archived)
# and his ram
will be de-fragged permanently
(oddiesbeard, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:42, archived)
# He does look painfully ill.....
Still, he is a dopey git, RICH but still a dopey git.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Immortality does not come as standard on this model.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:00, archived)
# haha
Reminds me of Boni from Trap Door............ for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:43, archived)
# You forgot to comp it!
(User #86772, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:29, archived)
# This week's doodle.

Unfinished, of course!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Nice.
Looks like dove pie for tea again.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Pull!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:19, archived)
# ^This
she can pull me off any day :D
(herman:D, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:24, archived)
# woo
you know someone is probably going to shop a big bird poo blowing into her face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:20, archived)
# I would
expect no less.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Nice:D
Woo
(herman:D, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Stray Pube Girl summonds the Dove from Above
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Dammit!
i forgot the hair in this one!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:23, archived)
# & the CFB

EDIT: Quick, draw it in or it is not real!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:24, archived)
# I can never do CFB,
But give me a moment and i'll sort the hair and put bigger in my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:26, archived)
# CFB is easy...
Just post an image that is too fuckin big and it does it for you..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:30, archived)
# no!
I tried that once and the big image came up and everyone was yelling and hollering. Some of the time at me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:32, archived)
# yeah, the b3ta uploader does it automatically
but for b3tards etc you have to do the code thing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:41, archived)
# .
<a href="PUT THE URL OF THE BIG VERSION HERE"><img src="PUT THE URL OF THE LITTLE ONE HERE"></a>
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:32, archived)
# It is just a mental block.
Can't we just call it 'endearing'?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:37, archived)
# The only reason it's hard is because you refuse to try and work it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:39, archived)
# No; It is because I don't
want everyone shouting at me again for messing up. Last time, in a panic, i deleted it and thus the thread. I was then in even more trouble. It isn't as if they are great artworks anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:43, archived)
# here's an example, just copy mystery bobs thing and put this highlighted bit in the inverted commas,


the smaller pics url first, then the bigger pics.



(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Ok...

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:50, archived)
# not quite
gimme a min
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:53, archived)
# See?
and that looked totally different on preview. I'll just post small ta.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:53, archived)
# With the pube?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:57, archived)
# It is on my profile now,
complete with 'extra hair bit' :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:59, archived)
# well, i made this, try it on preview if you like
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Hmmm.
I am trying guys, honest. but please, don't go mad trying to teach me; you'll only end up pulling your hair out.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:14, archived)
# we won't let you leave until you get it
you'll never....leave....this....place
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:16, archived)
# I find it bizarre myself.
Wiring harness for the Vauxhall VX220? I helped design it. RWR system on a Sea Harrier, Chinook or Hercules? I'll fix 'em! Code on B3ta? Not a scooby.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:23, archived)
# hahaha
the vauxhall drivers and pilots are doomed!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Well,
I got made redundant from both so draw your own conclusions!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:38, archived)
# :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:49, archived)
# I fixed your code for you
I am not sure what you tried to put in, but sometimes if you don't quite get it right, the board will try to strip out anything it doesn't recognise as permissible html, to prevent hacking attempts on the board.

If you click edit on the above post, you can see what the code should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:04, archived)
# You are a kind gentleman!
thank you. I still promise to get it wrong next time though, but will have a go.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Yey!
That works and she has a stray pube!

* Prints out and takes to the little boys room to study...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Just shove the link to the big thing underneath it.
www.host.com/rubbishhere/imagename.ext
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:32, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:42, archived)
# truly wonderful as per
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Thank you
It really needs a better background, but I left it too late.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:44, archived)
# That would have detracted from the subject
(spoken like a true arty tosser)

It's great - needs no background
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:47, archived)
# I really like this :)
(thatlavenderblonde, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Thank you kindly!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Awesome arts!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:12, archived)
# should be more like this!


clik for lager
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes! Bloody posh pigeons.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:52, archived)
#
Dove of peace pieces
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Splendid stuff
You've got cracking legs, but it doesn't detract from the missing curly hair. But then you do say that it is unfinished.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:51, archived)
# The best bit about my legs
Is that i have a pair and they both reach the ground. I also read it as crackling legs, which worried me briefly.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Beautiful . . . give piece a chance . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:06, archived)
# is he using a flash camera under the collar of his coat?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Yes . . . it launched the bird !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
# WOO! BANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] "I DON'T NEED NO GUN!!!"

www.commandofans.com/bennett-soundboard/
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# hahahahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:54, archived)
# free with every vhs copy of commando
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:18, archived)
# he's gonna lose it any second now!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:46, archived)
# ...sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Wobbly is having Cornish Pastie, chips and beans for tea....


* What are you lot having?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Home made pizza
With chicken and bacon on top.

And red wine.



(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Red wine on a pizza?
Each to their own
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:21, archived)
# homemade curry and drinking
stella artois :D with this curry sauce ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51QpYyrnt9L.jpg
(herman:D, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Sausage casserole
Although after seeing that animation I'm not so sure about that now. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Ethiopian lamb stew with rice and beans.
I made the beriberi sauce this morning. It smells hot and clove-y.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# That's a bit posh
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Have injera with that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:24, archived)
# I'm not sufficiently organised for that.
I'm going to have to make do with pitta.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:27, archived)
# nothing yet
im starving though, i had my fry this morning before my walk, then had a smaller fry and a bowl of porridge.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:53, archived)
# We're having a curry
to see if we can encourage my son out of the womb. He was due to show his face yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:02, archived)
# :)
This is lovely... apparently a good seeing to helps bring it on
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:32, archived)
# We gave that a go, so far without success
but the last paragraph of this maybe worth trying...perhaps before the curry. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:44, archived)
# Video or it is not true...
The last paragraph says "Wear your best knickers (sod's law will ensure that your waters break in them)."

I am now wearing my best knickers, if that helps?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Thanks for your support! :)
I did mean the last line before Eating Pineapple (which we had for breakfast), though I think you knew that. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:57, archived)
# I am having shepherdless pie
and the mash is going to be made from 50% parsnips and 50% potatoes.

The underneath bit will be made from a variety of vegetables in a casserole sauce to be decided.

Followed by lots of ice lollies as I am poorly.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Sounds good and hope you get well soon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:43, archived)
# It's 'Pasty'
you fucking dumb-dumb.
(I helped save b3ta! industrial_bunny, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
# I spent far too much time on this...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# I met some jews once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# I went out with a girl called Melonie
Gibson. Though she went by Mel.

She was Jewish.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# arf! take your lies over to QOTW :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Absolutely true.
No QOTW visit necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjnDOecTcq8
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:20, archived)
# I loved that game.
The original, not the Mel Gibson version.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# i do not personally know any jews
so i am not going to comment on this
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# I'm saving up to be Jewish
So I shant be commenting on this either.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Are you the Judean people's front?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# fuck off
we're the people's front of judea
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# i thought we were the popular font?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:03, archived)
# no, he's over there
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:16, archived)
# SPLITTER!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)
# hehehe
i really need to watch that again now...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:35, archived)
# She was naked though.
E Dubya killed that... he killed it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Pffft.
Casual bigotry lols
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:10, archived)
# haha
i was wondering when the usual suspects were going to start shouting racist.
p'raps he's actually working?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)
# NO SEVEN LETTER WORDS ON SATURDAYS PLEASE
....you know teh rules
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:22, archived)
# i did some 'four letter word' earlier
nothing too strenuous, mind

in other news, i just found this: www.onemotion.com/flash/sketch-paint/
so i'm gonna have a doodle
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:29, archived)
# izza naice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:34, archived)
# I didn't shout racist, because - y'know - Judaism isn't a race.
Whether or not he's working is immaterial.
So - are we not allowed to call people out on bigotry any more? Is that not "cool"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:22, archived)
# i didn't mean you, vag :)
also, there is only one race
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Where did she keep her purse
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:15, archived)
# the mermaid has it
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)
# What's this?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# That's some bad hat, Ari
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:02, archived)
# probably on the beach with your clothes Chrissie?
not sure what that's got to do with scuba divers in sombreros though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the tequila..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:57, archived)
# You forgot to include the blood libel.
Now fuck off. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:31, archived)
# You sure you're in the right place?
This is a website for jokes, after all. Don't get your scuba gear in a knot!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# There're jokes and jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Fucking hell, you'd think I raped Princess Diana's corpse or something for this kind of reaction.
Fine, I know not to take my sense of humor to humorous websites any more, blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Be a dear and fuck off won' t you.
There's a good little racist cunt.
Or are you going to hide behind the 'just a joke' excuse all small minded wankers use?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:25, archived)
# When did Judaism become a race?
(who, me? The comedy account of someone who's not funny., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:12, archived)
# dont start that shit
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_groups#J
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:09, archived)
# The US Supreme Court considered this question.
Rather sensibly they pointed out that if a group is treated as if they had racial characteristics, then the persecution of that group is racist.

Jews=money grabbing=racist.

supreme.justia.com/us/481/615/case.html
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Haha, Jesus, I have nothing against Jews.
I'm not hiding behind anything, I'm not small minded at all, I just have a sense of humor that extends to race, religion and other various "taboo" subcategories.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:20, archived)
# 2 sides of the river


Click for bigger (339 kb)
(Sherbs, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Woo Yay
I like that a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Freeoooowwww
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# detail...
how long did that take...?
and woo!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Woo yay and, indeed, houpla!

*clicked, licked and desktopped*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Magnificent Arts!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:39, archived)
# A river ran through it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Oh wow!
Like something straight out of Lovecraft :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# that's nice!
WYH!

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# nice river
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Vnice
Woo
(herman:D, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# thanks for kind remarks ace b3ta people
it did take a long time
half and half a picture. blocking out the top half from the bottom half
then looking at as one after...damn im liking atomic's green glow..
looked like it was moving,,,i wanna see that on a big wall =]
(Sherbs, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# :D...too much radiation.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Wow!
That's pretty damn good!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# WOW! I LOVE THIS!...*click*
(Here's my two sides...winter and summer, with spring in the middle)
3.bp.blogspot.com/_EBVe41gUU2A/TQFBaEGbXGI/AAAAAAAAATk/zonVtOPrQy4/s1600/spring1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
# thats incredible
love it
(Sherbs, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:06, archived)
# You're on my list now...I have to keep an eye on you.
Do you have a website by any chance?
edit: :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# and a woo to that too
there's a lot of art talent in this place, people just pretend they can only draw magenta CDCs
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:16, archived)
# that is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# wow that's a bit bloody good
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:05, archived)
# fucking amazing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Wow just wow
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I'M A STUMP-FUCKER
I'M EVIL

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# EEEEEEELS!
Up insideyer finding an entrance where they can.

BADGERS! Up insideryer every one at least as big as a man.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:36, archived)
# #winning #tigerblood
The (well, a) Official (it's not official) Charlie Sheen (yesssss) Aspirational Poster.

Link to bigger www.flickr.com/photos/stevethone/5498710072/
(Clive Bavels, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# High
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Ha ha...Endless material.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:15, archived)
# This deserves more replys
As it's WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)
# It ain't her first rodeo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Let me guess, there's a sale on at DFS which only lasts until Sunday?
She can ride me anytime
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
# i bought a dfs sofa once
paid full price for it...

*truth not included
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Over 50 % off !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# gif me summer dat!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Buckle up . . . and buckle down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
#
she can rodeo me any day
(herman:D, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
# If you can stay on for 8 seconds you may just win !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# She ain't never rode this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# She probably can't afford it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Couch rider yeehawww pardner
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Yipee I owe kie yay !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:07, archived)
# YMC the what now????
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Strip !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 17:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:48, archived)
# "quark"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugLwXlpJi6o
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:57, archived)
# A quark walks into a bar (not the bar on DS9, different Quark)
The barman asks, "How's life?"
The quark replies, "It has its ups and downs. Right now it has a strange charm."
(Top that or kiss my bottom.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# What did Donald Duck say when he graduated in Physics?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Probably that annoying frustrated, pissed-off quacking noise he makes in every bloody cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Exactly that.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# now *that's* funny
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:53, archived)
# sending you some quality skunk;D
(herman:D, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
# hurrah..............*gets bong ready*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:25, archived)
# looks like i picked the wrong week to give up teh weed
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# ssSuper Skunk!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:39, archived)
# A walk in the quark . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# What a coincidence
I just looked up my nose and saw exactly that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:00, archived)
# i love this...
it glows..
atomic
very nice artwork sir =]
(Sherbs, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I love your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:14, archived)
# AATTATOMMIICCAATATTMMIICC
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
# mmmmeeeeddddiiiiOccccrrrreeee
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:06, archived)
# You should now make me one that says just that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:39, archived)
# atomic lives here !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:36, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# HEHE
(anarchylicence http://www.twitter.com/anarchylicence, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha
(Sherbs, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:05, archived)
# hahahaha
THE MIGHTY FROGBEAT has returned :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:13, archived)
# still would
even with a lego head
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:18, archived)
# ^This^
Though, since I'm in my late 30s,feeling so does make me feel rather pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# :)
*whores*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Oh poo. Another imageshack picture I see on almost every page of the board

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)
# ^^
What she said
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# I seem to be getting this in all Frogbeat's and Paul_P's recent posts.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Ah, thanks
Sorry, fixed now I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 16:04, archived)
# OH BOI!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:42, archived)
# DIG FOR VIENETTA?
(anarchylicence http://www.twitter.com/anarchylicence, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:08, archived)
# er........
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I'm in Paris
Twinned with Vienna
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Happy St Pirans day to all our in-bred Cornish friends!

Pasty Hair Style:.Check
In-Bred:................Check
Perl Necklace:.....I'd give her one!



* Pasty girl is watching you wank
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:26, archived)
# yes, total milf
dog walk time, ning
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:31, archived)
#
done that, shopping next..

How much beer should I buy today and does anyone want anything while i'm out?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Buy everything the shop has.
I need some dental floss and a bag of lime please.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Yes This :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10354189
(herman:D, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# YOUR ALL GROCKLES!
GROCKLES GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:36, archived)
# The only industry left other than pasties and clotted cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:38, archived)
# It's such a shame about Cornwall.
Such beauty, marred by either arsehole locals desperate to be different (the laughable CLA, anyone?), or tosspot 30-something creative meeja types that simply fell in love with it the moment they saw it, pricing out the former.

Still - there's nothing like lying on top of the cliffs near Padstow, smoking a spliff on a summer's afternoon, listening to the sea and the call of the gulls below.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:44, archived)
# My latest tattoo artist worked in Penzance for a while.
Said he couldn't wait to leave as the locals were all either abrupt, weird or a combination of the two.
And that they just couldn't understand why anyone would want to leave Cornwall to visit other places.
I myself have never had any problems whilst I have been there other than forgetting where I was staying once whilst shit faced and having to sleep in a hedge.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Yes I know that feeling.
It's something to do with the cider down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# I'm on my way
get the skins ready......hope it's quality hash :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:24, archived)
# ^this but quality skunk :D

(herman:D, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Green-fingered Bee-eater
Merops cannabina.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 5 Mar 2011, 12:48, archived)
# *googles*
Lies! It's a Double Rainbow Bee-eater, all the way! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:56, archived)
# send me some:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:21, archived)
# I was thinking the same thing
I suppose I can wait till I get back home though :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Patron saint of...tin miners?
I'll look out for a patron saint of meat patties while preparing lunch.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 5 Mar 2011, 11:37, archived)
# why am I looking at the Prime Minister of the Ukraine?
Yulia Tymoshenko isn't Cornish or pasty faced
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 13:00, archived)
# There's a rope to hang onto.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:50, archived)

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