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# HDR
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Twisted metal swiss precision cheese
and omgoshness that's huge.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Only a GOD could make this.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Mandy
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:09, archived)
# most chucklesum
:)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I had to cremate a fox the other day :(
Shame it wasn't him!
:)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:48, archived)
# SLAM duNK of EARL

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
# SHIT JUST GOT REAL
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
#




(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:20, archived)
# ME RIKEY!!!!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:22, archived)
# U S A
U S A
U S A
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:28, archived)
# We LOVE Football, Meat Pies, Kangaroos & Holdens!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:32, archived)
# We eat onion blossoms!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:43, archived)
# mehhehehe!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:38, archived)
# SO JAPANESEY
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:42, archived)
# Mickey Dolenz does love his beer
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:49, archived)
# Shootin' hoops and making poops
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Shoot'n 'roos and barbecues
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:35, archived)
# Sizzlin' wiz ma nizzlins
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:38, archived)
# Doctor D!
I've not seen you in these parts for AGES!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:59, archived)
# looks like i chose the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:07, archived)
# RUPUNZEL! RUPUNZEL!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:02, archived)
# very true to life!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:17, archived)
# still gayshift
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Hmmm... almost two hours without a new thread.
Where is everyone?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:53, archived)
# a few regulars can't be bothered to post anymore
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:57, archived)
# I'm not here
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:03, archived)
# A virus is causing problems on our network
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:11, archived)
# it's good night from me

and good night from him

and at the same time good morning to the Englanders
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:00, archived)
# there is no god
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:33, archived)
# I couldn't agree more
but on the other hand there is music, whisky, and polymer clay.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:42, archived)
# how can you say that there is no god
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:43, archived)
# ha!
I predict imminent disaster when the dancer discovers none of those cheapskates has any dollar bills.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:48, archived)
# what's the worse that can happen
she kills jesus, he's already dead :P
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:49, archived)
# shes a giant she could crush them all
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:50, archived)
# Crushed by giant boobs is there any better way to die?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Quietly in your sleep after having lived a happy, full life.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:54, archived)
# crushed by massive boobs
after a full and happy life
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:57, archived)
# For God did not call us to be impure, but to live a holy life.
1 Thessalonians 4:7

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:00, archived)
# “If any man come to me, and not hate his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sister, yet, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple” (Luke 14:26)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:03, archived)
# going to church and drowning by baptism
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:55, archived)
# Actually yeah
that or being reversed over by an ambulance
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:57, archived)
# wasn't it Adam Faith that died making love to a 26 year old
*by making love I mean tied to a bed with her riding him*
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:58, archived)
# In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.
Romans 1:27
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:05, archived)
# "your all gay" Judas 6 - 24
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:06, archived)
# that ol time religun
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
# line me up my 30 pieces of silver and just watch my sell the messiah
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:13, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:12, archived)
# god is in the machine
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:47, archived)
# did you just quote Brian Warner
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:48, archived)
# Aristotle
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:53, archived)
# ok my bad
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:55, archived)
# bing bong beep
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:48, archived)
# TAPE LOAD ERROR
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:52, archived)
#

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:57, archived)
# ROWR
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:59, archived)
# Do not lust in your heart after her beauty or let her captivate you with her eyes
Proverbs 6:25

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:02, archived)
# If brothers are living together and one of them dies without a son, his widow must not marry outside the family. Her husband’s brother shall take her and marry her and fulfill the duty of a brother-in-law to her.
Deuteronomy 25 - 5
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:04, archived)
# yeah Onan was supposed to do that but he let his seed fall to the stoney ground and so god killed him right there on the spot.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:06, archived)
# And Jesus said unto them, "If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to younder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible to you."

Romans 1:17
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:05, archived)
# And they said back to Jesus "we seriously can't move a mountain"
Romans 1:18
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:09, archived)
# I can move move move any mountain - The Shamen
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
# E's are good
Fantasia: 2nd Chapter
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:22, archived)
# 'ningles!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:14, archived)
# MOMMY IM SCARED
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:15, archived)
# I HOPE YOU ARE! GO BACK TO BED!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:16, archived)
# CANDLES!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:19, archived)
# CANDLES? CANDLES! :D
Edit: Awww! Thank you!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:20, archived)
# CANDLES
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:28, archived)
# YES! CANDLES!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:50, archived)
# why, oh why did i think that would be anything else?
and why did i click it anyway I KNOW WHAT A FUCKIN CANDLE IS, i don't need wilkipedia to tell me!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:59, archived)
# HAHAHAH! :D
The Wikipedia/Deagostini trap - works every time! :D
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:05, archived)
# *brings forth the spork ov doom*
to have some of that caked horse with

El candleleros muchachos, señor!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:10, archived)
# R2D2 where are you?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Good morning
it's a bit quiet today


(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 4:50, archived)
# simply
marvellous
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 6:37, archived)
# perfect
seems so ... right!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 6:47, archived)
# Magnificent
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:50, archived)
# Just when you think there's nothing else this pic can offer
*click*
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Oh now that's very good Mr Faha
Very good indeed
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:02, archived)
# I like this.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Fantastic shop
The red one's shadow lets it down a bit but I still clicked!

Woo!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:20, archived)
# I love this.
*click*
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 17:10, archived)
# font matching, etc

fuck it, a queasy edit
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 4:14, archived)
# "see ya. wouldn't wanna be ya"
If memory serves me well :)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:15, archived)
# They didn't come back for the cosine,
They came back for the base (ten)!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Fuck the shape japer right up
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 7:30, archived)
# got kids as well huh?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:16, archived)
# yeah two
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:25, archived)
# ooo! proper tantrum!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:41, archived)
# had to film it
made my laugh
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:45, archived)
# god damn youtube takes ages to process vids
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:49, archived)
# not so bad on an android phone you just click to upload
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:52, archived)
# i've only really used my android for scanning the bar codes on here the other week.
i went without a phone for 3 years before and i was reluctant to get another, it takes a while to get back into it
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:56, archived)
# scary paedo number taker
needs a cap in his ass.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:06, archived)
# oh, tru dat!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Not Yeti . . .
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:31, archived)
# rissing here i'm afraid
:S
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:44, archived)
# i was not a big fan of Barbara Streisand in that movie
also: how do I embed a youtube video on /links?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k2FkUF41AA&NR=1
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 3:46, archived)
# Just paste the URL in the URL field.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 3:49, archived)
# DOH!
thnx

CR3 is a witch
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 3:51, archived)
# Flannietubbies!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Say Eh-Oh
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Say FUCK-OH
Nothing says Florida sunshine like the Horn Of Fuck

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:19, archived)
# HAH!

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:57, archived)
#
fat widescreen!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:06, archived)
# fucking hell it's quiet here
dare I ask where flanbase source can be found, and also is this another rower?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:23, archived)
# actually, you caan make your own
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:24, archived)
# ha ha!
I have 6 flanbase heads, i'm not sure where i got them from, but i can upload them to b3tards, if you like
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:38, archived)
# well, here you go anyway
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Great, so now you can help make it even quieter round here.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Ssshhhh!
I'm trying to sleep.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Do you think people posting freebase pics has driven other people away
and that's why it's been getting quieter here?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Well I moved house and haven't assembled my computer.
So I can't do any new pics as I just have a poorly equipped laptop atm.
Also, I got a job, so should be asleep now, anyway.
Never felt the urge to do a freebase pic myself, but I don't dislike them...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:46, archived)
# i don't know if it's freebase specifically
but there are times when you see a hundred slight variations of the same pic, which can get tiresome. I doubt it matters during the gay shift as there's never anyone here anyway
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:01, archived)
# I've been looking at qotw more than I used to, as it's got quiet here.
I often find that I've missed an interesting thread and it's too late to reply to it.
Maybe others do the same and so the quietness is self-reenforcing.

edit: well, not just qotw but 'other' websites too.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:06, archived)
# maybe a daily alt compo would be a good idea
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:30, archived)
# ...or we could take craigslist ads, and make pictures from them ((NSFW!!!))
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 4:44, archived)
# i can see this one working
but aren't the majority of them just people flogging stolen cd players?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 5:10, archived)
# Now that I revisit that link
I think that's where cockweasle gets his inspiration :P
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
#
No one pays any attention to me anyway.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:02, archived)
# well...
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:13, archived)
# canoe?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:14, archived)
# can of light jew
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:24, archived)
# meh
nothing wrong with a meme... it's a group of people who obviously find a certain image funny so want to use it in many different variations. Nothing is stopping the other people posting other shoppery. Perhaps it's just chance that it's quieter but i haven't really noticed much difference in traffic than usual, come 12 oclock, B3ta can be 'dead' anyway so to speak.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:15, archived)
# Well, I don't think you would've posted the above teletubbies pics at noon.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 3:24, archived)
# Honesly, I don't look at the clock when I post. Why would I, or anyone else for that matter?
I don't get that at all. I just make stuff and post it.
If I don't post at noon board-time very often, it's because that's 7:00am where I live, and I'm usually asleep.
If I kept UK/European hours, I'd post earlier board-time, although I'd probably try to stay up for gayshift because I love the company.

Edit: you didn't answer my question either, which is up to you of course, but I was interested to know what you thought.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 3:33, archived)
# ...and we love you too!
we love you REAL HARD!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 3:36, archived)
# I think it's more of a symptom of other people leaving rather than a cause
they all leave, freebase becomes more apparent.

That said I would like it if we found something new to snarn about but I'm kind of dry on suggestions.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 3:59, archived)
# hmmm
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 4:05, archived)
# he's one of the other rowers, right?
i was looking at that one and there's another that's ripe for shopping
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 4:12, archived)
# 'he' , ARF!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 4:34, archived)
# my mistake
i thought it was learning to read boy
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 6:06, archived)
# *grins*
Yay!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 6:43, archived)
# Other things will come along, they always do.
Personally I think Freebase got overused, although on the other hand I still think it's funny sometimes.
I hope the recent quietness here is a phase. One thing is, there are lots of other easy options now for sharing the kind of pics we post here, and I think that's a big factor.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 4:13, archived)
# well, it is the
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Indeed
www.goodreads.com/genres/gay-shifters
(and yes, Flando rows at the same club as Freebase and the as-yet undiscovered Mrs. Khaaan!)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Stick this in here for the compo


Brian Perry
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:47, archived)
# Argh
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:56, archived)
# You will never see Katy Perry's tits the same way again.
You don't happen to have Russell Brand's email address do you?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Get to Hell with your talent and shite like that
Grrrrr- it's people like you and your ability have kept me on /talk since 2005.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 4:01, archived)
# Haha
"And what talents and abilities do you think you can bring to this position Mr. mofaha?"
"Well I can stick Katy Perry's tits on her face, look!"
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 4:22, archived)
#
Fuck, I thought that was Tracey Emin for a sec
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)
# wow! I shooped the same pic (edit: 'session') a while back

(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:10, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
arrghhhhhhh
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 2:21, archived)
# I may be only an occasional shopper, but I still call old-skool on you!
but I still call old-skool on you!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 3:57, archived)
# wha?!?
old school? well, yeah :P
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 4:07, archived)
# Goddahmn
Looks likes she's giving birth to a porcupine
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Stop playing with your food!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:16, archived)
#
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#
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# the ultimate cdc
:-)
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Yours wins because it has got spunking
:-)
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
hahahahaha!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:21, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:23, archived)
# haha
unexpected cdc is unexpected.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:30, archived)
# unleash the cocks!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Erm,
is that a real penis?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
# do they get that large?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 0:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:32, archived)
# prick with fork
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:24, archived)
# THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:45, archived)
# ^ that
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:53, archived)
# I fully agree with the two above
and so do I!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Outside of parliament,
I've never seen such a collection of cocks.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Hmm
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 0:08, archived)
# And
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 0:12, archived)
# And
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 0:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 0:27, archived)
# time for bononononononono
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:22, archived)
# also this.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:23, archived)
# oh dear
ha ha haaa!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Filthy
Changed this after your suggestions. Thanks and I hope it works a bit better than the last one.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:45, archived)
# fan this bick silth!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)
# good lord!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:50, archived)
# tan his thick belt
These girls will do anything.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:50, archived)
# I say!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:54, archived)
# This is shaping up to be the best model railway layout ever.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 0:21, archived)
# This is great... Where do you bet the little people from?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 6:52, archived)
# ^ I think that's quite a graphic illustration
of where little people come from
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Hello!
They're from a company called Noch. German perverts by the looks of things
Some of them are brilliant and some of them are terrible but customised easily if you have very small brushes and good eyesight.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 10:42, archived)
# as it's quiet tonight
have an arty post - a model I'm working on*

Yes, it is low fucking poly, and yes it may be used for a game.

* I remember when that phrase meant I was about to get a slap from an anorexic girl
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Sculptris?
Nice arm muscles. Been messing with Zbrush today. Great program, but the interface is evil.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:08, archived)
# sculptris indeed.
ZBrush isn't a program, it's an exercise in making people go insane. Worst. Interface. Ever. Sculptris does the modelling side of things a thousand times better than Zbrush. It's just a shame that it doesn't have any of the power features that ZBrush has. I spent most of yesterday scouring the web for ways to avoid using ZBrush and discovered a neat little 3DS plugin called Wrapit, which does semi-automated low-poly topology creation around hi-poly meshes. Very useful and allows me to avoid opening ZBrush ever again.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:15, archived)
# 'programme'
I am disappointed in both of you.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:17, archived)
# a programme is an itinerary of events.
a program is a software application.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Oh.
I assumed that Zbrush was an algorithmic process for within sculptris, I did not know that it was software in it's own right.

Now I feel dirty.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:20, archived)
# 'it's'
I am disappointed in you.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:30, archived)
# That one was deliberate, a kind of clever jest.
I take no pride in that though, the programme one was not.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Noice!

I think you should have /board choose a name for him.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Neville
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Neville.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)
# I'm thinking "Neville".
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:16, archived)
# great, now I won't be
able to look at it ever again without thinking 'Neville'
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:17, archived)
# It is a Boglin though,
no?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)
# now you mention it
yeah. I didn't realize it, but I guess that must have been the inspiration. I had forgotten all about boglins! Now I want one for my stylus pen.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Hey, that's a good idea
I think Neville suits him
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Low fucking poly
and is it for a game were in my fucking head before I read down.

Damn you!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:12, archived)
# + 32K
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Tea?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:48, archived)
# if it is used for a game
will it be a goody or a baddy?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:35, archived)
# depends on your perspective.
Is the player automatically a goody, or not? Would creatures under the player's control be assigned the same good or bad alignment as the player?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:40, archived)
# hmmm
the player is potentially a bad guy, I'd say the creature would be assigned the same alignment as the player.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:46, archived)
# in the game, the player will play a bad
guy, but will end up doing some good by the story's end. So I guess Neville is a bad creature, but working for the player, so it's not his fault.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:50, archived)
# "just following orders" is never a valid excuse!
your game sounds interesting
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Lawful Cleric!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:03, archived)
# sculptris is fantastic
but as soon as i start doing something detailed, the bloody computer slows to shit.. it's only an ancient laptop.

edit:wonderfully done
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:43, archived)
# turn the detail slider down to about 10%
and it should prevent the mesh from getting too detailed. If it still gets slow, hit the reduction button a few times to simplify the whole mesh.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:51, archived)
# COMPO IT!!!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:46, archived)
# can't - it's not a mythical creature.
It's currently on my sofa, looking through the want ads. I think it wants to buy a new monocle.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:47, archived)
# heh heh
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:47, archived)
# Boglins!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Ni disrespect meant, I just saw the P.U.M.A and thought of him straight away.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)
# C5 FTW
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)
# If you say so.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:41, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)
# My imagination doesn't do his road rage computery-voiceness justice.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Happy candleday whoever you are!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)
# ^
dee derp dee derp dee dee
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:53, archived)
# da derp dee derp da teetley derpee derpee dumb
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Last of the Turbo Interceptors.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Great film.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:42, archived)
# *raucous applause*
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:47, archived)
# this is real puma!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Whilst I do see where you were going with that,
this is not 4chan and I do not really like laughing at unpleasant deaths.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:16, archived)
# I wasn't aware it was from 4chan
it started on here with an amusing misunderstanding
I think we have got our wires crossed...
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Okay.
But no.

In a real life chat room, with a video, a man hanged himself and, for whatever reason, the other chatters delighted in it.

This is one of the comments which was made.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:21, archived)
# This is not pleasant and I do not advise looking at it, although it is just a still image:
img254.imageshack.us/img254/2851/hangsmm0.jpg

I have a strong aversion to death based humour, so please excuse my rejection of it, I know it is prudish, but it is just the way I am.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:24, archived)
# ok, i'll avoid clicking the link
i'm pretty sure the running joke wasn't actually mocking a picture of a dead person though, this place isn't that bad!

edit: i'll probably never find it now but as far as i remember it was someone getting confused about something they thought was slang but wasn't...or something.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:30, archived)
# More SFW explanation...
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:45, archived)
# ok now i look like a cunt for laughing at dead people!
but I'm sure the joke that had stayed in my head was relatively innocent at the time...oh well
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:49, archived)
#
"On Wednesday night, though, he didn't seem himself and it was the first night that he did not re-stock the fridge.
It was as if he knew he wouldn't be coming back."
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:11, archived)
# it was a long time ago on here
but I'm pretty sure the meme-word wasn't mocking a dead person (on this board at least!)
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:25, archived)
# I am not being mean, I am not judging you
and I believe that you did not know.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
# VROOM!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Personal Ultra Motorized Armchair?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:13, archived)
# ning peeps
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:21, archived)
# THANK BAKE
"Thank bake"??
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:27, archived)
# DONT DRINK UND BAKE
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)
# *bokes*
but what does 'thonk' mean?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:28, archived)
# *thonks*
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)
# you're welcome
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:31, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Thunk Buke?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:15, archived)
# It is David Cassidys as Birthday today...
and I was wondering what happened to the original Partridge Family?

* They all Seams ok?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Shot Happened
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:53, archived)
# susandeyanyday
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:53, archived)
# All day long !
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Unless she's a lazy susan.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Well worth a spin !
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Spice rack and all.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Yes...
Oh the hours I used to wank to her when I were a lad...

and still do...
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:36, archived)
# She seems to have matured
and learned what hair conditioner is
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Christ! What the fuck is that in the bottom-right corner?
*squints*

*recoils*
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Jaysus!
I think I just got carried away and bought taters' Japan pic. I've been whoring it round with a mate who works for the Red Cross and felt a bit guilty not having put my money where my mouth was.

Think it's a fantastic picture. Figure it'll look fab in our little daughter's room :o)
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] The Loch Mess Nonster
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Bond never seemed quite the same after his stroke
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Now he;s back to 000 !
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
# 'Wet Finger'
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
# "The Girl With The Trippy Lips"
Stieg Larsson's missing masterpiece.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Ah yes . . . and what a piece she was !
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Messy Nessy
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Nessy Messy
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Is that Nessaserry?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Messaserry
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Most delicious of all the mythicals.
Nom.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:23, archived)
# and mint sauce:D
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:32, archived)
# "How to tie meat"
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Gotta be chops, man.
Every time.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Eat the horn. You'll trip for days.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:37, archived)
# trippy
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)
# drippy
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Is it wrong that the first thing I saw was a cock penetrating the underside of a flying saucer?
I need to go outside more
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:50, archived)
#
outside
offline
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 23:47, archived)
# I once spent 9hrs collecting glowcap mushrooms in Outland.
Sounds kind of exotic, but actually wasn't.
WoW sucks.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:00, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Racist
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:17, archived)
# I feel your pain
I spent weeks killing those wasp things in Zangamarsh to get the pet one. Time really not well spent looking back.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Woo Nicely
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:07, archived)
# ATOMIC IS TRYING TO SELL ME DRUGS!!!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)
# The blue pill...you go home and wank as always.
The red pill...I see how deep your rabbit hole goes.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)
# *takes both and waits*
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:03, archived)
# O_O
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Mmmm Roast Shoulderwing
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)
# B3taday!
\o/
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)
# DerbyDooCandlePoo
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Burn that wick and drip that wax day !
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)
# The Lamb Flies Up On Broad Sky
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:40, archived)
# The start of a first beginning of a new Genesis.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:44, archived)
# The beginning of a start first of a new Genesis.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:46, archived)
# I just said that.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)
# It's worth repeating . . . repeating . . . repeating . . . repeating . . . repeating . . . repeating . . .
repeating . . . repeating . . . repeating . . . repeating . . . repeating . . . repeating . . . repeating . . . repeating . . .
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:56, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
# repeating . . .
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:05, archived)
# ditto . . .
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Lamb fly.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:45, archived)
# You know it's Spring when they come out to test their wings.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] RAWR!






This is for Wurst Puns Inc.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:07, archived)
#
Godzilla only brings joy and happiness:

(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Lully.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:42, archived)
# you are a very silly person
and now my eyes have reached their headache limit, i'm off.
g'night all!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Ciao for now.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Gorilla Whale will kill us all!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:20, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:37, archived)
# [fixed]
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:53, archived)
# feeling a little horny?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Not as horny as meeee....

(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:03, archived)
# i wouldn't like to tell you how horny i am
it would just depress you
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:12, archived)
# I think it's the melancholy look of your characters which I like best.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:57, archived)
# he reminds me of astfgl
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)
# METAL!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Bill Hicks tribute painting
Acrylics on canvas 60cm x 80cm and a cheeky wee bit of spraypaint and stencil :)



Click for bigger (346 kb)

(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Very nice indeed.
Although I think the words spoil it a tad.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Really?
I wasnt sure about them but Im liking them in a kind of Crass graffiti way
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:34, archived)
# it just screams LOLBANKSY a bit too much
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:35, archived)
# stencilling was not invented by Banksy.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Yeah, don't get me wrong it's still very very good with.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:37, archived)
# They do distract a little from the portrait - which is good although I think it looks ever so slightly stretched - but I still think it's nice.
Though it seems kind of strange to call it "nice", given the context but fuck it, it's nice. Hell if not that then pleasant.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Supremely well done
I was watching Doug Stanhope yesterday, thinking how
many people bitch about his ripping off Bill (who ripped
off George Carlin, and so on). I think Doug brings some-
thing to that sort of material that no predecessor did.
Mostly I think it's a freeform thing.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:33, archived)
# That's
The first time Ive heard of Doug Stanthope, I shall check him out :)
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:35, archived)
# And Lenny Bruce
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:40, archived)
# And lenny henry
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:43, archived)
#
Lenny Bennett invented humour
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:44, archived)
# pffffft
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Carlin
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:54, archived)
# oh, nice
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:40, archived)
# nice work
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:52, archived)
# I'd prefer it without the words as well.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)
# "what are mice? gay rats"
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Hell yeah
I'd buy that on a T-shirt.

Also yay to Doug Stanhope & George carlin as menioned up there ^, the more Doug S I hear the more I'm liking him.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Again?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:15, archived)
# He is again touching all time the Captain's ass.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Captain!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Cowboy Pope and the Papal Rapal
(, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:26, archived)
# MY ASS!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 1:36, archived)

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