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[challenge entry] Ningles b3ta. Mustafa? Single to Hull please.


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:59, archived)
# ??? ris ???
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# pssst
filename...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:08, archived)
# yeah thought so
I'll be hiding this now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
# gets idea!
edit - can't bring myself to do it!
damn you conscience
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:07, archived)
# were you going to animate it?
i may learn to just so i can animate this
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:32, archived)
# didn't animate yours, i did mine though
simple animation is a piece of piss, though it can be frustrating to begin with
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# return to hull? no? just a single then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Would you like a kipper tie?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:12, archived)
# really does not want
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:13, archived)
# so that's what happened to Sharon off Neighbours
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Zelda from Terrahawks?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Shirley from Eastenders?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:18, archived)
# A demon from the seventh level of hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Lily Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:39, archived)
# SHE COMES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:41, archived)
# according to her song it's all over after two pumps and a squirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:13, archived)
# it normally is
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Clansoul?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:21, archived)
# pffft to the factor of 10
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 May 2011, 9:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Good morning fine sir
I hope you're clement.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 May 2011, 9:31, archived)
# I am indeed as serene as a lake full of dead fish
I hope you are similarly presented
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:32, archived)
# I am like a sheet of Litmus paper, floating in a tank full of Bleach
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Liz Macdonald?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Dear Christ! Hubba hubba!
Pippa Middleton who?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:22, archived)
# oooh yes please.
Would you like the address of a really reputable Brassiere Emporium?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 May 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Well, I still would.
Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Ning Whato!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Jeebus!
Mel B's looking bang tidy!

'nings B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:50, archived)
# oh god no
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Khaaaaaaaan!


(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Hahahaha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:32, archived)
# haha!
like she'd touch him with a barge pole
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:34, archived)
# I bet there's absolutely nothing about millionnaire Jeremy Clarkson that she finds appealling
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:40, archived)
# No idea what you two are talking about...
*avoids lawsuit*
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:44, archived)
# not when her father was billionaire james goldsmith, no
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:17, archived)
# yeaaaaaaah
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:07, archived)
# ha ha!
dinner at our house
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Makes me cheerful
And hungry :-)
(spinoza, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Morning! Flea!
The best way to start off a Monday morning is with a nice big groan.

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:48, archived)
# NSFW due to naked fleas ;)
and a click for the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:48, archived)
# Not naked!
Just looks that way due to the light and the colours they're wearing!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:49, archived)
# ah I see
the black is very slimming
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:50, archived)
# NSFW!
NSFW! (Dixon Autotext)
SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:49, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Happy Birthday Roger!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 6:34, archived)
# And todays sexy birthday girl is...
Joan Sims, especially for Dixon Bawls as he got offended at seeing flesh on /board yesterday!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 6:46, archived)
# I got offended? Really?
The NSFW rule isn't for you or me, it's for my boss and my colleagues. Now get over it and please stop posting large unlinked photos of naked people put through a filter. Cheers.

In other news, Happy Birthday Joan! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:11, archived)
# Are you actually serious?
What is going on:
- No new FP pic since last Wednesday
- Only two other /board posts since midnight
- A quick look at Dixon Bawls profile to see how it should be done and no pictures??
- Then the images I do get slated (even though it was not over-size and look a little more that just filters)???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:23, archived)
# have I missed something?
I have yet to see you post a nsfw pic and you always link anything that could be nsfw?

*edit*

Morning WB hows the new desk treating you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:35, archived)
# The desk is shite but the job is not to bad Paul...
* Sorry about the rate but for some reason h has pissed me off, it's not like I am pushing his posts down the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:40, archived)
# just looking at the pic in question
Far far worse get posted but if that is classed as nsfw then might be worth dixon considering if he should be on b3ta during work hours because far worse gets posted everyday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:43, archived)
# :)
Thanks mate, that is exactly what I thought...
I really did do not think that is NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:48, archived)
# I do
it goes against the rule in the FAQ, the only thing Dixon has done wrong is dare to point that out. If you know his work you'd know he's not exactly a prude.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:52, archived)
# WARNING THE PIC BELOW DEPICTS STRONG MALE NUDITY AND BEWBS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:08, archived)
# : D

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Has everyone done one of these?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# it's looking that way
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# that reminds me of my trip to thailand.
ah... the memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# just because other people are breaking the NSFW rule
doesn't mean everyone can/should. B3ta is a comedy site, go you should g elsewhere if you want something to wank to.

or are you saying if someone posts enough child porn then that becomes ok too?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:51, archived)
# it was hardly porn
and not all pics on b3ta are comedy pics. how many magenta cdc pics go up everyday? the wb morning pics are not what I would call wanking material or anything harder than what you would see in advert for perfume.

And I am not gay for WB.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:55, archived)
# a picture of a topless woman holding her tits I would say
is a little saucier than "A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear" which according to the FAQ "is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity"

So if you want to argue with the FAQ, take it up with a mod
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:02, archived)
# what mods?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:05, archived)
# I wasn't aware this was an argument?
I thought we were just discussing where the nsfw line actually was
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:05, archived)
# it's open to interpretation
and it seems that, to some, wb got it wrong on that occasion.
we should probably move on
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:07, archived)
# ok, if you want to 'discuss' what is NSFW
discuss it with a mod.
As it stands, a big titted topless woman is defined as NSFW by the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:08, archived)
# fair enough this is obviously turning sour
move along people nothing to see here
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:14, archived)
# ^ What she said...
* Sorry, what I meant was "What that charming, fully clothed lady" said.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:15, archived)
# I just found out you can friend yourself
then I discovered you can ignore yourself and the world became a little bit emptier
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:17, archived)
# proper lol!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:13, archived)
# cdc pics are meant to be funny.
The fact that 99% of them arent is beside the point.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:03, archived)
# True, I'm off to work - Later people...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:17, archived)
# how can you suggest a cdc is not funny
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:20, archived)
# you have a point
but let's not blow it all out of proportion. the alternative to your child porn example would be no pics showing ankles

i AM gay for WB!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:58, archived)
# I was deliberately exaggerating for comedic effect
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:03, archived)
# sorry
didn't see any humus in your post
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Yey!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:12, archived)
# i shouldn't worry about it WB
if it was considered NSFW then it would've been linked

edit - ning dudes!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:38, archived)
# yes, because the mods are lightning fast around here and never need a nudge
"- No new FP pic since last Wednesday"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:40, archived)
# Like this...
Happy Birthday Busty Heart
Linked, NSFW (as she is fully clothed) and not shopped, just for Dixon
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:42, archived)
# Oh dear. RAAAARRRRR. ANGRY.
You really do seem to be missing the point. I'm not in any way upset, offended or disgusted by naked people. Even women. I've even seen a few naked women in real life. Imagine that.

I am replying to a post where you linked to a pic of a busty lady, which is lovely (apart from the fact she looks like a bloke with 2 water-filled tumours on his chest). You might want to flag it as NSFW though if you want to link to a NSFW picture.

So, back to yesterday. A big picture of a naked women holding her boobs is considered nsfw, sorry if it might offend you and your sexcock.

I think in that case, what made it worse is that it was an animated gif, which went from being artistic, to being a photo of a naked woman, slightly blurred. I sit in an open plan office, which means that I need to be a little more careful than usual when browsing b3ta (a fact that you might appreciate, due to your new job) - and over the years I have developed not only a fabulous wanking action, but I have also developed a lightning fast click action to close a window. Your animated gif had cycled though artistic to photo without me realising it.

Now you mention up there ^ something about me not having any images in my profile and therefore should have no opinion. Don't be a silly WB. (Also, pushing my posts down the board? What are you going on about?)

Now if you want to spend the rest of the day in a RAAAARRR rage making comments about NSFW images (that clearly are not) and about me being offended (when I clearly am not), then go for it. Let me know when you are done.

Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:20, archived)
# I think he's gone to work
*edit*
I think this might be one of the occasions that things are best discussed via gaz
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:23, archived)
# I'm sure it'll save till he gets back
edit: I agree, but if WB wants to bring it to the /board by being childish and petty, I'll happily continue the discussion here. No skin off my gorgeous nose.
editedit: Gaz was ignored. *slits wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:25, archived)
# "childish and petty"
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (breathes) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
#
"breaths" "breathes"
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:53, archived)
# LOOK... I HAVE BLOODY LINKED IT NOW!
* Get over it, you won and you have been passed the reins for the early morning "Birthday Arts".
I look forward to seeing yours tomorrow..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Wow. Hold on a sec *rummages*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Thank you.. this means we both win!
* Although that dress is a little high and I can see real cocks in this image.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:23, archived)
# good moning
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:45, archived)
# hahahaha, I'd rather see Joan Sims than some big titted glamour model
I come to B3ta for comedy not wanking material
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:47, archived)
# why choose one or the other ;)
just look at reals post below
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:49, archived)
# was what i was aiming for
i think i got the balance just right
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:00, archived)
# to be honest I don't get the fresh prince meme
or the freebase and vmod memes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:07, archived)
# they were all before my time but i do appreciate them.
my fresh one's are pretty crap.
I like a few of the freebase ones. it works because he's just so recognisable on here
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:13, archived)
# In fairness to Dixon
That pic would be considered NSFW at quite a lot of workplaces, including mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 9 May 2011, 9:41, archived)
# oh is that what the terrible sell out looks like
:(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:41, archived)
# Ning Toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:46, archived)
# morning
I lost all respect for Hargreaves when I saw the horribly redesigned and animated new Mr Men :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Are you ok?

* got out of the wrong side of the bed/blog?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:14, archived)
# absolutely fine
why do you ask? because I hate to see well designed cultural icons ruined? Is that a wrong side of the bed attitude?
Or because I agreed with what Dixon said in that it says you dun a norty according the to FAQ?

Either way, I'm still quite chipper
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:14, archived)
# agreed
but i didn't even know they had been redesigned tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:09, archived)
# That would be Adam Hargreaves, his son.
He's responsible for the awful later books.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 9 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# to bel air ! !
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 4:04, archived)
# NOT FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 9 May 2011, 4:27, archived)
# fuck man! you cant be posting my picstures on here
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 May 2011, 4:33, archived)
# Serves you right for posing for it in the first place.
What were you thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 4:43, archived)
# I thought you'd run out of creative steam!
You've just proved otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 4:42, archived)
# it's not exactly creative though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 4:46, archived)
# Well, I can imagine some people finding it fairly steamy.
I don't like imagining those people, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 4:49, archived)
# you want steamy?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 4:57, archived)
# No.
But I can understand the mutual practical benefits this pic's co-protagonists are deriving.
It's pissing it down out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 5:04, archived)
# I take it all back now.
This is rather FRESH.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 9 May 2011, 5:04, archived)
# oh fuck
Is that stanley baxter?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 4:52, archived)
# haha! It can't be, it's nowhere near Christmas.
Having trouble getting off to sleep, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 4:56, archived)
# Yeah,
tried drifting off to the world service, didn't work, so just dropped by for a quick look.
Wouldn't want to miss anything important.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 5:00, archived)
# I tend to drift off to 5 live.
Which means I miss everything that's important, and wake up anxious and stupider than I was before.
Which takes some doing.
Whatever my brain's doing while I'm asleep, it doesn't fucking help.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 5:09, archived)
# Shipping forecast at 5:20.
That should help.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 5:14, archived)
# No, it drives me mental. Can't stand it.
Drippy cunts say things like "oh, it's like a poem, it's so evocative..."
Yeah, maybe it is, unless you actually listen to it more than once. After which, it's sheer bloody torture.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 5:25, archived)
# no, it's this guy
pulse.yahoo.com/_6NPTY7QCHPUBPOECTVE6IICXJY/album/photos

...or ummm, girl.

...errr, ummm (hmmm)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 May 2011, 5:00, archived)
# Oh, lordy.
Thanks for that.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 5:03, archived)
# yep! was it you that posted the link the other day?
s/he's a transexual. unfortunately for her she's also a swamp donkey
I LOVE the captions for the pics.
pulse.yahoo.com/_6NPTY7QCHPUBPOECTVE6IICXJY/album/photos/321981
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 5:03, archived)
# yes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XezQ_HC4w4k&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 May 2011, 5:06, archived)
# This is freaking me out.
Colorado Springs is likely the most conservative city in the State. He makes no attempt to alter his voice, and he's got the neck of a bulldog.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Mon 9 May 2011, 7:14, archived)
# she
maybe she's not completely the transformation, which is why the voice isn't altered
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 8:15, archived)
# aaaaaarghhh
my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 5:07, archived)
# she reminds me of that movie where Arnold Schwartzenegger...
I'll show you
girlstalkinsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/arnold-schwazzenegger-in-drag-in-junior.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 May 2011, 5:12, archived)
# That's it, I'm definitely going.
Probably have nightmares now.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 5:16, archived)
# i have better legs than her...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:07, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 0:41, archived)
# FRESH
(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Mon 9 May 2011, 0:51, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:21, archived)
# We are very proud of you and all the good work you are doing for our community.
(fuck, you even got the numbers on the dice right, and the space between the two exclamation marks)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:22, archived)
# I'm doing my best,
thx for your kind comments.
Did you see my jesus one the other night?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Doesn't ring a bell, but then I tend to be rolling-eyes pissed before I'll even look at an internet.
How about a repost in this very thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Really? No, no, oh okay:

edit: I only have paint. These take me ages...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:42, archived)
# That dude at the bottom there sniffing his feet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:44, archived)
# haha, yeah
'not so fresh' someone said the other night...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
(no, I didn't see it first time)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Apart from the one you posted a few days ago,
I haven't seen any others of these.
I'm starting to wonder if it's a 'meme' you invented.
Like my meat puppy hoax that never really took off.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Oh, it existed. It was practically omnipresent for a few weeks. I even ended up doing a 'Robocop On A Unicorn' one.
But meat puppy hoax, you say? Hmmm, sounds interesting *arches eyebrow*
Oh, you may as well. This thread is your canvas. Why not dump a meat puppy hoax pic on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:05, archived)
# I'm afraid I can't.
I don't know where it's gone. I thought it was hosted on b3ta, but apparently not.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Can you describe it?
Was it kind of like a seamhorse formed from various cuts of meat to resemble a puppy?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:12, archived)
# Basically, it was a model of a dog madefrom meat products.
I managed to convince someone that it was a popular meme here, and they included it in one of their pics.
That's it, really, but it made me happy.

It was a real thing from some crazy german website where you can also order many other extravagant meat products.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:12, archived)
# Ooh, can they do me a venison Robocop on a unicorn?
Bung us a link!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:16, archived)
# They probably would,
but I have lost any reference to them.
I think it might be in my first b3ta account which I forgot the password to. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:22, archived)
# these are all i have

Ning All!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Sea Tramp gave some very specific instructions the other night:
www.b3ta.com/board/10408848
so I've been trying to follow them.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:30, archived)
# yeah, i did mean to add some dice
but i was overcome with laziness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:35, archived)
# the dog meat thing reminded me of this
Photobucket
ak47 made from bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:36, archived)
# hmm
When I was trying to find the (definitely true) thing I had been talking about, I tried google.
There was a picture of a toilet made from meat. And some much worse things. I should really put safe search back on.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:45, archived)
# 'ning.
These are pretty new, though, and still don't follow the Bel-Air template, and we are no closer to getting some Germans do deliver me a Robocop on a unicorn made out of venison.
Still, I don't want do discourage anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:35, archived)
# i just don't feel inspired to do anything else at the moment
: /
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:44, archived)
# Has the novelty worn off?
I've only recently been bothered to spend more than about 3 minutes on a picture again.
But then I have to fight with paint and it still looks awful.
I really need to get my pc set up.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:49, archived)
# not really, i just can't think of anything good or funny to do
then when i do do something, it mostly goes ignored, or gets less notice than somebody's stolen, unshopped troll shite

/self pity blog
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:54, archived)
# This is probably the wrong time of night to post anything.
Let alone something you spent time on.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:00, archived)
# Learn to love the seams, man.
It's easy to bat away criticism of slapdash pic-work.
Far less easy to bat away criticism of a shit joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:06, archived)
# What a lovely, positive thing to say.
I shall go to bed now with a warm fuzzy feeling inside.

And a vague sense of discomfort about my inability to write anything nice without it sounding sarcastic or full of innuendo.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:13, archived)
# ah, my writing's awful
it often comes accross similarly, in that i sound like a homicidal maniac a lot of the time.

I do love the seams though!
my seamy smug bastard
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:17, archived)
# Not just seams,
it's also fallen off the edge of the page.
Double win!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:23, archived)
# :D
wide screen! the future's here
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Here we are, llort. A good example.
This pic is funny and pretty much impossible to criticise.
One could say "That's shit," and its author could easily shrug and say "Yeah. And?"
And it doesn't make the pic unfunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:26, archived)
# the worrying thing is
this took me ages too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:27, archived)
# Time well spent.
Just think of all the times you'll be able to throw it out in the future.
It's quite eco-friendly in that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:40, archived)
# yeah i worry about spamming the same old shite all the time though
what gets me is gifs. they take AGES! and they almost never get much of a response
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:46, archived)
# heh, I know what you mean.
By the time they've loaded and got up to full speed, you've started eating yr tea or wandering on to the links board or something.
Hey, we've bust through the screen into the white, so reading this must've been a gruelling ordeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:56, archived)
# nah! wide screen monitor ;)
edit - ha, i just sent it to my other screen! i see what you mean, i would've given up on this a long time ago
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 9 May 2011, 4:05, archived)
# Christ, tell me about it.
I've just spent 5 hours watching Family Guy.
After doing similar last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:53, archived)
# I've gone off family guy.
But Stewart Lee has a new series!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:02, archived)
# I think I'm bingeing myself off it even as I type.
But yep, the first of the new Stewart Lee series was great.
Mind you, it'd take some serious drugz to make me actually laugh at a telly programme these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:19, archived)
# There are some good extras on iplayer, too.
Anyway - I'm definitely going to sleep now. Slater.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:24, archived)
#
*clinx*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:31, archived)
# we are no closer to getting some Germans do deliver me a Robocop on a unicorn made out of venison.
That's a wurst-case scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 9 May 2011, 4:04, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 May 2011, 4:39, archived)
# everyone is out to get me
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:22, archived)
# maybee just like 3 people
but that kind of thing makes me feel like bombing midnight
edit no one cares :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyJVaIrn0bw
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:24, archived)
# What does that mean:
'bombing midnight' ?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:53, archived)
# MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Hahaha

www.ptank.com/bucket/catsynth_images/498746711_b84950493c.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:39, archived)
#
eated it
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:49, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 May 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Rolling in the derp
Had to get the idea out of my head, quick and dirty like.
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Mon 9 May 2011, 0:06, archived)
# I could be showing my age here,
but is this anyone famous?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Adele
She is a rather talented singer (in my opinion at least) who released a song 'Rolling in the Deep' that met with 'critical acclaim'.
(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Mon 9 May 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Oh, ok.
Yes, I had heard of her. I thought she was considerably larger than she appears in this pic.
I hadn't realised she was so pretty, either. Apart from the eye.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 0:17, archived)
# I think she may have lost weight
Or had some photoshoppery done (by someone other than me) as I was sure she was a bit larger when I googled for an image.
(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Mon 9 May 2011, 0:22, archived)
# heh
I thought it was Sophie Dahl :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:18, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Mon 9 May 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Ack
I wish I'd done it like this now, the crazy is more obvious!
(Ian_Ex_Machina Has nothing better to do, Mon 9 May 2011, 0:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Still would.
Which I'm sure will come as quite a relief if she's reading this right now.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 May 2011, 3:17, archived)
# Gaddafuck

Alright gays?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 9 May 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Nice camo gear.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 May 2011, 0:11, archived)
# nice,
top shop, sir
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 9 May 2011, 0:16, archived)
# The Penguin Shuffle
I caught him practising at the safari park...

... also saw some very cute baby meerkats
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
# meerkats!
*compares*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Puddin' on a riiiiiiitz!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:18, archived)
# PUT THE CANDLE BACK!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Abby Someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:22, archived)
# a SEDAGIVE???????
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Cigars!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:25, archived)
# taffeta, darling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:27, archived)
# What knockers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Blucher!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:32, archived)
# *horse whinny*
He would have an enormous schwanzstucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:35, archived)
# that goes without saying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:40, archived)
# i'm suddenly very tired
think i'll head off to bed.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Fronkensteen!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# go little fella...
needs more tutu
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 8 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# this is possibly true...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:21, archived)
# bwaha!...as if by magic!
it seems all penguins suit tutu's.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 8 May 2011, 23:27, archived)
# this is quite marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:28, archived)
# "I'm not here to cause any trouble, I'm just here to do the penguin shuffle"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBH2PLylSSo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# lolz...the Hokey Cokey :).........he wants to be careful he doesn't get himself arrested:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3883838/Doing-the-Hokey-Cokey-could-be-hate-crime.html
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
oh my. he's a scottish penguin too. SCANDAL!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:28, archived)
# if he keeps his left leg "in"....and NOT shake it all about....
technically he should be ok :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Huzzah!
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:29, archived)
# nice one - pretty much any late 80's song would sync to this too
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Well
Since noone knows whether it's Khaddaffi, Qadafy, Gadaffi or Manfred, why not just call him Daffy?
Photobucket
(Dansk_se, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:46, archived)
# I shall call him...

...Nigel :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Dethpicable.
*should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Daffy it is!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:51, archived)
# to you, it is MISTER DAFFY.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Don't Khomeini closer!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:57, archived)
# Old link - prob won't work
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Sallow Stoat had a fall on, Mon 9 May 2011, 0:32, archived)
# you realithe, thith meanth war!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:54, archived)
# now wait a minute!
ducks don't even have tongues, how can Daffy have such a lisp
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Au contraire, mon ami.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:04, archived)
#
The tounge is the most tastiest part of a duck!
(Dansk_se, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:05, archived)
# I had duck tongue in China
Sort of like beef jerky. Not necessarily the tastiest part, but it did beat the chicken feet.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 9 May 2011, 1:10, archived)
# ...but their not real
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Stuff and nonsense - I've seen plenty of ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:08, archived)
# were they wrapped in a comfy pancake blanket?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:13, archived)
# I had pet ducks when I was a miller.
Never eaten one. Probably never will.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:15, archived)
# they're incredibly tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:16, archived)
# So was my lovely flour.
*apologises for poor analogy*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# were you a windy miller?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:20, archived)
# A man of the rivers.
Windmills are fucking deadly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# especially if you sharpen them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Point taken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:27, archived)
# don't diss the duck
daffy is my favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:07, archived)
# great minds...blah blah


(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 8 May 2011, 23:12, archived)
# ha ha, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 9 May 2011, 4:14, archived)
# Wanna swap?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# I'm sure Herman did this too!
I may have dreamt it...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 8 May 2011, 23:31, archived)
# found it! I'm not mad...


(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 8 May 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Oh... em
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:39, archived)
# His was less shotgun, more CDC.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:37, archived)
# He had more an eye on perspective..
with the cock going behind the bottom. Frogbeat's is a cleaner 'cock gun' and Portal holes. They both have great qualities.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 8 May 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Herman's genuine cock-nudge may just edge this round.
(which, taken out of context, sounds pretty weird)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:49, archived)
# giggling at 'genuine cock-nudge'
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 8 May 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Well, we do know what he is called,
it is merely that he uses a different alphabet.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 10 May 2011, 20:57, archived)
# yea, I know. It's sad.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Now Locke had a rival, an evil looking man. Called "Two-Ton Tad from Taddington" and he drove the baker's van.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:47, archived)
# I won't soon forget that tidbit :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:52, archived)
# I don't know why I did this...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Yeeeah


Night night board. Hello Gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 8 May 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Sláinte!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# haha!!


My favourite of all the super images. Now this is really night night :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 8 May 2011, 22:39, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that's some serious drinking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Kunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:57, archived)
# No, Peppa, no!!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:28, archived)
# It is at times such as these that I miss Reckless_Rik on here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Where is he thesedays?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:45, archived)
# c4mbodia maybe
5punk possibly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:56, archived)
# He's gone to Cambodia and there is spunk involved?
Gary Glitter must be having Deja Vu
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Facebook, occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Bacons.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-isIRSA5-s
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# i reckon if the poster hasn't got the wherewithall to get a video onto youtube without fucking filming their TV
they should forfeit the right to upload the video at all. useless fucking cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:43, archived)
# oooh tetchy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:43, archived)
# so, doctor who...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:50, archived)
# yeah I think you misunderstood what I was going on about there
I was carrying on a conversation about it being a kids show, but you'd think with the money they throw at it they'd get the basics in place first. They must think kids are either blind or very dim.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:00, archived)
# i once saw a children's tv show and there was an sfx shot in it
but you saw the VFX title and count in on the screen before it happened.
A final edit is seen a few times by a number of people before broadcast and yet it wasn't picked up.
most people don't give a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:04, archived)
# 'Tis the only version available, outside of the full episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# wasn't a dig at you
more a general frustration with youtube users
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Flirtinis all round!
*takes it on the chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:51, archived)
# open your mouth wider next time!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:52, archived)
# you'll drink what colin drinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(Geoff)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:00, archived)
# bugger
colin's the barman, isn't he? haven't watched it for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:02, archived)
# ZOMBIE TIME!
back in an hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Cheekbone!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:06, archived)
# "This must have taken so many takes, I nearly pissed my pants when I first saw him do this."
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:47, archived)
# bobs is looking for you over on that there Facebook
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Yes, and he found me too
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:10, archived)
# high on a hill......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:28, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww
i'm sure somebody on here would.....
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
# probably :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:33, archived)
#
are you feeling a bit shit then?
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:37, archived)
# no
i've just made fabulous soup and the walking dead is on in less than half an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
#
walking dead is awesome....comic is better though!

enjoy both!
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:40, archived)
# i shall indeed
my soup contains chillies, it's the best i've made in a long time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# On a soup theme
I had chowder for the first time earlier. It was delicious! Making it with sweet potato next time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:51, archived)
# haven't had decent chowder for years
my soup is made of onions, mushrooms, cauliflower, carrots, chillies, chilli oil, garlic, a touch of fennel and a small potato for added body.
oh, and chicken stock.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# well, this isn't making me think of jeff goldblum at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:43, archived)
# :)
www.tchofelich.org/images/Klibans_fly.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Kliban > Larson
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:57, archived)
# That's a nice fly
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Nah, it reminds me how rubbish I am at any form of symmetry
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:19, archived)
# They can see that's he's just a turd
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:30, archived)
# i've dated worse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:33, archived)
#
Just a fool turd on the hill?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:30, archived)
# high on a hill
stood a lonely goat turd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Sorry in advance...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdB_IpDL2F0

edit: Guest starring me on piano in places (you'll know when).
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:36, archived)
# aaah, thank you, lack of youtube :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Curses!
One day Smash...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# too slow, chicken marengo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:40, archived)
# yodeladyodeladyodelayheehoo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:36, archived)
# heheheheh
i knew there'd be someone who couldn't resist it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# even my fingers felt exhilarated when i typed it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:42, archived)
# are you wearing dungarees made of curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:42, archived)
# ladderhosen , nyuk nyuk nyuk!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:45, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Height of Austrian fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 8 May 2011, 22:12, archived)
# touche
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Wait? Yoda's a lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# i will ask her
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:48, archived)
# green 3-titted beast
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:33, archived)
# not exactly the paps of jura, are they?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:35, archived)
# no, and that poo is miserable because it is going to freeze to death
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# poopsicle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# That is shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:34, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Poo-poo, pee-do!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:42, archived)
# That hill has a nipple!
Here's a similar pic wot I made just now with some stitchy thing:

CF 2370px × 742px
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:49, archived)
# oooo, nice!
monkeyface hill!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:50, archived)
# haha - this image looks like a suprise ending for the spectrum48k game "the hobbit"
but only if you choose go up onto a hill, and even then it will take 4minutes to render.

smashmonkey I hope this doesn't really reflect what you feel. If it does, then i hope you get happy soon - that's all i can say, i'm no therapist, just pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:55, archived)
# i'm fine :)
my mum was singing the lonely goatherd song earlier and i thought lonely goat turd sounded much funnier!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:57, archived)
# that's cool and the gang then - glad to hear - keep drawing pics in the 1985 style :)
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sun 8 May 2011, 22:26, archived)
# just read the picture name
wasn't what I thought, I was thinking the Beatles song "The Fool Poo On The Hill"
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 8 May 2011, 23:21, archived)
# not a fan of the beatles, really
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Good evening
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:21, archived)
# hahah
mediocre?

I'm looking for you ist du thaar?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Sun 8 May 2011, 21:22, archived)
# I'm not here*

*I am here really ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:23, archived)
# hooray
I was looking for your mocpages - but think I've now got it. Was looking for some engine gleebling ideas...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Sun 8 May 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Aha! That means you're actually building then? Good news.

Also, here: www.flickr.com/photos/mediocrelego/
and, just in case: www.mocpages.com/home.php/25216
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:32, archived)
# This is rather well done.
In related news: 'Thor' was aces.
The only downside for me was that it never really gave any idea of how strong he actually is.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:50, archived)
# The 3D was poor
He found his humility too quickly for my liking, speaking from experience.

However the asgard sequances and stuff with the frost giants made me pine for home.

I still think the first ironman has been the best of the bunch of marvel films, it was the most complete, rounded and accessable of them.

I'm looking forward to captian america, which, judging by what has been shown in the trailers, has the potential to be awesome.

I will probably go and see thor again in 2D, of all he 3D films i've seen it's always been more a hinderance if i'm honest, 3D has not enhanced the big screen experiance for me, and there are to many 3D films being rushed out on the bandwagon for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 May 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Splendid pic
Well done with a big WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 May 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United Gnops.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 8 May 2011, 20:56, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:01, archived)
# How was she?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# senstive, but ultimately unsatisfying due to poor technique
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Just as I suspected
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:23, archived)
# That's an Ork not a Gnops ;)
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Ork/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:08, archived)
# not technically an ork either
as it's generally accepted an ork is acheived with a wide-angle lens rather than photoshop

not that it matters...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:12, archived)
# I like how we have words for pretty much everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:16, archived)
# I can't believe I am coming up for six years on b3ta and
I never knew we had a dictionary. *THE SHAME*
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 8 May 2011, 22:36, archived)
# CIIJASIIE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# gnice one - top gnopping
he looks very rodenty too to me - like lives in a nest made out of scavanged fabric bits sort of way.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:19, archived)
# arf
(duts Optimus whut?, Sun 8 May 2011, 23:45, archived)
# brain fart
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:28, archived)
# does it have the members of Spandau Ballet in it?
Woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 8 May 2011, 20:30, archived)
# they do a mean decaffeinated snood
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:31, archived)
# ha!
Tis dark magic I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 8 May 2011, 20:31, archived)
# I first read this as "necromancer"
*still recovering from that*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# i was torn between necro and neuro
as neither are particularly funny
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:36, archived)
# or equally funny
Edit: necrophiliac would change the game a bit
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Necromancer is a particularly Prog song by Rush
it's so unpopular even I don't listen to it much. When even a prog group do an uber-prog song, sometimes it's just TOO much (see the album Topographic Oceans by Yes)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 8 May 2011, 20:39, archived)
# all prog is too much prog in my book
fucking twiddly self-important cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:40, archived)
# even
10 PRINT"HELLO"
20 GOTO 10

?

That was my first prog.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 8 May 2011, 20:41, archived)
# 5 CS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:43, archived)
# doesn't really apply
by the time you set that thing rolling, whatever was on the screen will soon not be.

(time and motion study indicated clear screen not required)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 8 May 2011, 20:51, archived)
# I just finished reading that.

You know, the book. the one with the neuromancer in it. Can't remember what it was called. Something mancer.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:14, archived)
# arf
i think i've read it. can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:15, archived)
# The sky above the port was the colour of television, tuned to a dead channel..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Pistols at dawn motherfuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 8 May 2011, 20:20, archived)
# :)
I've never understood the need to kill each other so early in the day
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Early bugs bunny cartoons and the duel from Highlander have completely robbed me
of my ability to process a duel.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 8 May 2011, 20:27, archived)
# my laptop
has a duel processor
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 8 May 2011, 20:30, archived)
# then you have a leg up on Octo
(that IS your leg, right?)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 8 May 2011, 20:35, archived)
# just pleased to see you
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 8 May 2011, 20:36, archived)

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