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[challenge entry] Great Scott! - it's a TOAP!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:07, archived)
#
Watt?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I see what you did there.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# pffh >.<
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# means little without a working ducks capacitor
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 6:38, archived)
# I just did this ( resized for all you on dialup)
It is probably wrong to have done it. And possibly too geeky even for youse.

The world would have been a better place if Hitler had been a gamer.



(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# *rolls away on chair from desk*
edit: *rolls back to desk*
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# ^ haha
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# *sits 3 miles back from screen*
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Mein bandwidth
und mein augen.

EDIT: For the German Nazis (for want of a better term!) it's probably meine or meinen but I did German GCSE 14 years ago and haven't used it since.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# *squints*
[edit] that's better, good work :)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# *ISS confirms visibility*
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# haffameg
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# It looks like your image is trying to annex the Sudetenland...
Would you like help with that?

/welcome aboard, and thanks for the resizing :) nice pic fella.
nice touch with 'The Fear' in the middle
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:00, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# *pssht* moonbase come in moonbase *pssht*

can you confirm the image

*pssht*

over
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# *psssht*
It's too big, captain - the sensors cannae take it!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# ^ haha
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# LOL!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:08, archived)
# haha!
wunderbar!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha...
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# Viz zis enormoüs Image ve vill takink over ze WORLD!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Can you make it a bit bigger, please
I can't quite see it.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# try looking at it from half a mile away
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Silly me. Why didn't I think of that....
Back in 20 mins.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# what happened to the /board?
has everything gone green for anyone else?

edit: (also *click* :))

edit edit: nice resize! :)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Fetch the binoculars Matron!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Mein Shaft?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Damn Reich!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
he looks so happy, bless 'im
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I adore this
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# welcome
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha
I would buy this
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:15, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# hahahaha top stuff
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
Lawks a fucking Lordy!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
say what you see
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
#
*amusing gif of spanging pan that I would make if I knew how*
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# your talent knows no end
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# away smash some plates ya numpty
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# I'd always assumed
that "numpy"/ "numpty" had a kind of affectionate sense to it. But the context here speaks against that. Have I been accidentally calling people something terrible?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# In the sense that I understand it
"numpty" is a rather contemptuous description of someone who is pretty useless

or at least that's how it was bandied around when I worked IT support
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:06, archived)
# It definitely has 'a kind of affectionate sense to it'
when compared with 'useless cunt'.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:20, archived)
# oh definitely
but compared with "productive and valued member of the team" it's not complimentary
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# it's usually a good humoured term for someone who constantly does something daft or stupid.
itob is a numpty from Cyprus who out of 38 posts I'd probably say 30 of them where wee childish comments made to me.

he is the epitome of a numpty troll.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Prodigy69 is a angry man from scotland who out of 59041 posts i'd probably say 59041 of them were boring derivative shit.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# bless!

ps you're the wee tiger and I'm the cheeky monkey
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# FLUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:35, archived)
# haha
excellent reposte!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# you must be looking at the wrong images
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:22, archived)
# but let's be fair
anyone could say the same about pretty much any of us. for example, i'm a useless prick, 99% of whose posts were boring derivative shit and the other 1% were flukes which immediately lead to a welter of boring derivative shit because i utterly lack imagination.

i'm not ashamed.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Yup:
I'd noticed that he only ever appears to respond to you. I think it's love.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Doh!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# ^^
Yeah. Something along those lines.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# haha :D
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# wonderful stuff, prod :)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGALICIOUS
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
top silliness.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Looks for a pan* :)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:05, archived)
# silly boy
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:13, archived)
# DAD!, DAD!, DAD!, DAD!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahaha...

*Click*
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# The FoxDot?
He's loving that he is
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Audi.cx
From a Billboard in Bristol. Come on, Audi, admit it, this is intentional isn't it? You're seriously telling me that a room full of advertising creatives didn't think this might look a bit...goatish

From Blogger Pictures
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# *puts kettle on*
brace yourself lad, the next 10 mins. may not be fun
But, this being said, welcome anyway :)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# haha
Toilet break?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# something like that :)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Blond and one leg.
And get the biscuits, too.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Heather Mills?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# No thanks I've just put one out.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# I take it you shopped the building in.......?
Well done it looks better than the one near me with trees and fields behind.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# haha!
this is like the glasscock for the new decade
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# I like the cock and ball shaped balding spot!
I do hope that's not you....
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Haha nah
just some random interchap with unfortunate male pattern baldness
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# fuck me, it's 2 weeks ago again
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Awesome!
*heads to bookies*
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# what odds did they give you on the number of Audi goatse posts?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# WHY!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did I have a quick look at b3ta at this time!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:37, archived)
# It's audi having a laugh.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Still....
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Are you having a laugh?
/ to be fair though, the 'search' feature seems fucked, but suffice it to say
BINDUN TO DEATH
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Looks nothing like a goat.
Shop some horns on it.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# that guy's had no sleep at all
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# hahahaha
they say we're young and we don't know...
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# that's just what your arse will look like in about 10 mins.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:55, archived)
# For god's sake...
This image really is becoming as tedious as the glasscock one did, and for the same reason.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# This has SO bindun...
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# That's not SUGAR!
But good stuff Ninj ;)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Oooh ta!
:D:D
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:14, archived)
# haha :)
bloody racist lizards...
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
#
bloody racist jew lizards
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:18, archived)
# broodly lacist wizards.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Heh heh!
Have a pea roast:

(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Reminds me of a scene in MIB
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha
*likes*
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Help us choose the Question of the Week - NOW BELL-END FREE!
You know the form: We try to get you to vote for our favourite, and you ignore us. Choose from:

Conversation Killers: You're sitting in the pub and somebody says "I wonder what it's like to get bummed". THAT.

Dating Disasters II: You know that bit in The Naked Gun when Frank Drebin takes his lady on a date to see Platoon? I did that.

Gross-Out: Ronseal. Grossest thing you've ever done or seen

Exams: Question 17 - Masturbate furiously to a noisy sticky climax

Hobbies: I had a pal whose pr0n collection was the stuff of legend. THAT'S a hobby

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar

Poll closes around lunchtime
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
# DRAWING PINS!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# or some shit
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# God almighty.
Everyone complains that the question is never original, then everyone votes for a "part 2".
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Ahaha!
True dat.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:18, archived)
# I've already posted a "Dating disasters" story twice. I'll repost it a third time if it goes through.
I am struggling to think of stories for the other topics.
I've voted the one which I think I'll get the most laughs from reading.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# that's voter lead policy making for you
lucky we're just trying to run a website and not deciding anything that really matters
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:22, archived)
# This doesn't matter?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# it matters in the sense we want to make some entertainment and run our site well
but it's not like education or housing policy that has the potential to wreck lives and destroy opportunity
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# ...Tell that to Prince
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# pffft!
*thinks about re-posting...*
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# No, but, but ...
BUT NO!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:28, archived)
# ok, b3ta is more important
I've certainly personally spent more time thinking about B3ta than I have politics


BTW: I've voted 'Conversation Killers'. I liked the perverse opposite-land of saying "let's start a conversation about how conversations stop".
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:34, archived)
# I think you underestimate the power of this site
right now it is destroying my will to do any work
; )
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Rob for Prime Minister.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# So you've given up on the "Best Mates" one at last?
*votes "Exams"*
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:18, archived)
# For some reason
I thought the second one said "Dating Ghostbusters II"
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:45, archived)
# I'm a ghostbuster, my girlfriend got fed up with waking up in the morning covered in "ectoplasm".
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# people would vote for it coz it sounds silly
then no one would have a clue what to answer
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# DONALDTRUMPISABELLEND - NSFW
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:48, archived)
# 11 months, 14 days, two fails and an apology.
But at least you're here now - well done!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# epic fail!
got a bit messed up yesterday with the post - got it finally!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Have you made a list of things to do wrong on b3ta?
You're ticking them off quite quickly.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
# ^What she said^
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:58, archived)
#
tough audience... everyone makes mistakes!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:59, archived)
# very true
but nonetheless you seem to be intent on making as many as possible.

Here (ignoring anything else) you have strated a new thread with a repost. This is discouraged as the board has a finite number of threads on view.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Is it the same image as was posted yesterday?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:12, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# I don't.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
#
i posted this incorrectly yesterday - and subsequently deleted the image. Thought I would post it as a link today - so there would not be issues with NSFW posts???

Am happy to delete this - it is at best a juvenile cock and shop of donald trump - I am not trying to troll the board or piss people off.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# No, don't delete it fella, and welcome aboard :)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Never delete!
Don't worry about it too much - you've most likely got the idea now. Just stick to the basic rules (no reposts in new threads, linking NSFW images, don't delete threads, etc) and you'll be ok from now on.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
# don't delete it
some people love something to moan at even if it doesn't bother them that much, deleting it would piss them off more.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:17, archived)
#
"The image that I created for the sake of amusement, for the love of it, and for free, has had less than the two hours on the first page of a public forum to which it apparently had a god-given right. I am therefore disgusted and angry. Raaar."
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Yours,

Mr. Angry
Tunbridge Wells
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Is there an html tag
for green ink?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Never mind, it'll all come out in the wash
Pull up a kitten and plunge straight back into the horse. Or some shit.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Plunge into some shit?
Ewwww.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:01, archived)
# fuckin' 'ell O_O


jeez oh
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# this brings back the painful memories
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
# erm
brave, I'll give you that :D
Perhaps the safer option would have been to move on, not revisit old fail ground. But each to their own.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Gah
I really want to see what it is, but can't click due to work. Can someone draw a representation in Paint?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# that's quite well done
I hope you'll forgive me if I don't look at it again!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Compo it !
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# which regular are you, then?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:06, archived)
# haha :D
looks like some kind of hideous R-rated shrek...
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That gave me a proper chuckle that did
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# hahahaaaa
hahahahaaaaa
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:09, archived)
# No unshopped images, please
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:19, archived)
# This made me larf
'stingey for your pleasure'
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I bet Sting uses them
in his ANUS
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# OE ES?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# O RLY?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# LV BE!
Come on, get with it man.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:31, archived)
# OLVE ESBE
he's the new Norwegian PM
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Pffft!
'ning Sir Nibs
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# 'lo Tan
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:32, archived)
# notice the effect you get
when you scroll down
its mind boggling
(, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:25, archived)
# That won't be on imageshack for long....
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ANIMAL POWER


Apologies for the tardiness of the challenge and the lack of a vote - the real world intruded for a while. We've gone instead with the most popular of the recent suggestions.

So imagine, if you will, that electric, petrol, steam, solar, nuclear and other forms of power don't exist, and everything has to be powered by small animals. Then show us the results of your imagining. Challenge suggested by SkUG.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Generating fluffeh tiem

(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:24, archived)
# ^_^
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# This is flufftastic.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] HAMSTER POWERED GAY SEX ROBOT.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:26, archived)
# you have a voice controlled one?
I hope it is bringing you great pleasure
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Coz everyone knows that the straight ones are gerbil powered.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Yey! I love this...
EDIT: Does this count?


(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:34, archived)
# No
There's a blatant lack of chilli sauce!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Yes
Compo now
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# No pitta for me...
...I'm on a diet.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] What about big animals?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!

*shoehorns*
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:39, archived)
# i like the sound of this
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Ancient pea
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# He's friggin ace!
*Click*
Edit: How rude, I AM assuming it's a 'He'? :)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:48, archived)
# I used to have a Yugo
that was powered by this little fella
: )
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# this to win.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:18, archived)
# ning peeps
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# That programme annoys me on so many levels.
For a start it should be named "normal-sized cook little cook"...

Also, they get one customer a day, they don't have a menu they choose what the customer eats, and then the customer pays them not in money but in some worthless tat.

This is no way to run a business. They need Gordon Ramsay in there pronto.

*rant over*
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:01, archived)
#
Crap Cook and the flying midget


Thats a better name.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Best of all the Beautiful South albums.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Contradiction in terms, surely?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Your mother's a contradiction in terms.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# And Little Cook is ginger
which is a crime in itself.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha
top stuff
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice! That would have been a much more accurate name for the film.

(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Hahaha
I declare today National Charles Hawtrey Day!:D
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Huzzah!!
:D
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:59, archived)
# hooray!
*drinks self to death in a B&B while talking to my dead mother*
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Haha great, Didn't he Carry on as Dot Cotton?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahaha...
That's fabbylus Q!! :D
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Carry on in a galaxy far, far away?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Brilliant!!!!
:D
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Hahaha...
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha nice one ninj!
oh... wait!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:41, archived)
# hahahaha, indeed
:)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Fab!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
# News!
Will keep this short, but just beyond beyond beyond excited to announce i've got a strip properly published in the flipping DANDY! It starts this week, and is called St. Evils. Err... this strip isn't going to get published for obvious reasons:



Thanks everyone!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:41, archived)
# congratulations :)
and click :)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Goto 10

EDIT: hehehe the Dandy? Fantastic.

EDIT EDIT: In fact that's all fine and namesake!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:43, archived)
# woo well done :)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Great stuff!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:44, archived)
# hahaha!
in the dandy eh? Congrats. once it's published, can you post us a sample on here?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:45, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Well Done :D
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Congrats!
Woo!

Try to get yourself a mention in the Newsletter.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:48, archived)
# congrats fella
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Brilliant, congrats!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Marvelous news!!
Well done sir!

*Click*
:D
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:54, archived)
# congrats!!!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:58, archived)
# That's awesome news!
Well done :D
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Awesome new mate!
i had a picture posted in their letters page once, which they then ripped off and turned into a halloween special that year.

I got no credit. I was 8.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Hahaha and fantastic news!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Congrats and all that jazz
and I'm getting much enjoyment out of the above
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Congratulations!
Although, technically speaking, The Beano is better.

is was, before all this politically correct, namby-pamby nonsense about Dennis not being able to get slippered and the Bash St Kids not being able to use catapults and so forth

/curmudgeon blog
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Well done.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Very well done!
I used to prefer the Beano, but a Cow Pie to you sir!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:49, archived)
# cor that is great news
*buys twelvety*
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# congrats fella
much deserved too by the looks of it
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# :D
reversing the last two frames works well too
(, Sun 15 May 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Wanted to this for ages. The ad bugs the hell out of me...
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Hehehe!
This is good.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:15, archived)
# ^ A black cat in a coal mine?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Magestic isn't it:P
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:21, archived)
# I like this
:D
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:25, archived)
# At the end of this ad, when they walk away in silhouette, the guy on the left is sticking two fingers up to The Supreme Intelligence.
I originally thought he was giving it the victory 'v', but there's nobody in front to see it.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:28, archived)
# It could just be the intergalactic sign for no trainers.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# *considers*
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Pfffft
Ning all
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:34, archived)
# 'ningles
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:36, archived)
#
Thanks for that :)
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Full moon tonight.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:48, archived)
# That's fantastic.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Pfft!
Well it's certainly no moon
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:51, archived)
# PO-TAY-TO
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:51, archived)
# You are Rhod Gilbert - AICMFP
Actually, it's more along the lines of, "And my wife will stalk you mercilessly".
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:53, archived)
# That's no moon.... etc
Also - can someone tell me what's going on with compos - I've been off b3ta for a bit and don't understand why the compo is now happening on Thursdays... is that a new regular thing?
Are we still voting or did that get cancelled due to moaning...?

(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:57, archived)
# There are no challenges any more
It's all been done.
We're just riding along to the end of days
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:04, archived)
# fair enough
good job I finished reading the internet last night. Now I can turn my damn computer off and discover fresh air.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
# I thought that was a myth?
you mean I bought this USB Iron Lung on eBay for nowt?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
# hahaha that would have been good for the pointless usb compo.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:21, archived)
# there's fresh air now?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
# yeah you can download it
but you need to use windows.

There is a wet weather version for Mac.

(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:20, archived)
# oh come on
that's ^^ funny. Especially as my face isn't even on forwards yet...
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:24, archived)
# pffft
silly person
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:25, archived)
# : )
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:05, archived)
# This is probably the best thing we're going to read all day
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Is it the End Times already?!
Stupid Outlook calendar...
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:22, archived)
# The arrival of the latest image challenge tends to drift between late Wed/early Thu.
As for the moaning - it's the universal glue of b3ta.
No vote? Moan.
Given the vote? Moan about the choices we're offered.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Fraser can't be arsed with us anymore
he probably just thinks "Ah fuck it, let's have DRAWING PINS or some shit" and makes that the compo
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:12, archived)
# *heads to suggestions board*
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:16, archived)
# I think most of the compo's I've believed to be rubbish, (when first announced), have proven me wrong.
There's always something, from someone, that makes it worthwhile.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:19, archived)
# And one day
I hope that will be me.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:22, archived)
# I think all challenges from now on
should end with the words "or some shit"
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:20, archived)
# I agree with this ^^
or some shit
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:22, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:33, archived)
# someone poke fraser
I am in a drifting boat of confusion until the compo is set.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:24, archived)
# EMERGENCY DYD
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:00, archived)
# oh now you've ruined it
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
# hahaha
'tis a shame
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:12, archived)
# kjjijljhuhu
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:07, archived)
# That's no moon!

EDIT: Mind the piss
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Morning! Flea!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:06, archived)
#
Shopped a set of juggling balls for a friend, brand (or if it was the shop name) was More Balls than Most
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:11, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Not shopped! but found it too funny not to post...
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 7:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Nor me
that LIFE logo is soooo fake!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:57, archived)
# :O
How dare they!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:12, archived)
# needs more 3 penises
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 7:55, archived)
# Have many. 'ningles all.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:33, archived)
# pfff
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:48, archived)
# hahaha that is quite wonderful
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:12, archived)
# it's early so you should be ok
B3ta mainboard is for shopped pictures and animations that you've made yourself. If it's someone else's work post it on links, or as a reply. cheers
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:11, archived)
# really ?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:20, archived)
# Is this
where we revive the word "twerze"?

Dammit! That thread has vanished!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Step away from the ham
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:51, archived)
# We're probably laughing on the inside.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Is it still only Tuesday?
These five day weeks just drag.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Happy Birthday to...
Malin Akerman & Pam St. Clement (nsfw*)



* Because she is so funking ugly!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 7:27, archived)
# cor
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Which one?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Pat, obviously
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Zut alors!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:47, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:49, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Happy birthday Maddy
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:04, archived)
# I can't believe she is only eight?
I thought she had been missing for longer than that?
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:14, archived)
# It was 2007 when I ...
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
# I know... She told me she was sixteen...
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Malin Akerman FTMFW
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Silk Spectre.
Nom.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:39, archived)
# ^THIS^
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 10:25, archived)
# WHAT
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 4:23, archived)
# I must be the designated reply person
:/ wyh
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 4:29, archived)
# The Biscuit!
Zany hijinx will ensue. Or something.

Ages.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 5:10, archived)
# I've been registered
9 years
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 5:15, archived)
#
That's at least one Age.

(, Thu 12 May 2011, 5:21, archived)
# I just had a look through your drawing request time
Bloody excellent!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 6:56, archived)
# The return of!
Hooray!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 6:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 4:12, archived)
# top stuff!
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 4:21, archived)
# Argh.
I meant arf.

That deserves a houpla.
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 6:05, archived)
# Vanessa Yelps
(, Thu 12 May 2011, 8:46, archived)

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