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# Tom Lehrer's The Elements
I made this to help me learn the lyrics to Tom Lehrer's The Elements. Enjoy.

Link to song
May contain my friend Ridyard.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Tom Lehrer! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:08, archived)
# i've tried to like tom lehrer, i really have
but he leaves me cold
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:09, archived)
# he steals your blankets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:15, archived)
# i don't know of any songs with 'Morganstern' in the lyrics :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Ant crack pills wimbledon, water night rhino
Coin keanu neptune kraut, housework inbred pensioner colon
Europe sirdanm, lute Van Halen, network elton tattoo array.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:11, archived)
# tenth row, image three
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 May 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Have a click because
1) This is good and...
2) Tom Lehrer reference.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:39, archived)
#
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Giant pigeon poo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Sex and the city IX
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:50, archived)
# is it wrong that
the first thing I thought was, "that's the Daily Bugle offices"?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:50, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:52, archived)
# then I don't want to be right!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:54, archived)
# shame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:07, archived)
# No
A google image search for Daily Bugle Offices proves you quite right.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:57, archived)
# :D
was that the earthquake, then? now for five months of SIN!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:04, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:07, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:14, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:18, archived)
# this must be cock sunday

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:05, archived)
# BEST. POST.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Took a long time to make that.
I am not sure why, it is both simple and pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:42, archived)
# beautiful
really fucking beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:42, archived)
# The best raves are always experienced in reverse ... erm ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:46, archived)
# woowar?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Naive ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Rave
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:51, archived)
# water lovely pic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:50, archived)
# *I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:50, archived)
# here I just made this one for you
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Oh fuck
FURRY WATER
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:00, archived)
# is that a pixel tie?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:04, archived)
# it's Mark
so obviously it is.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:08, archived)
# yes indeed it is
you shouldn't forget about those finger steel drums, arizona ice tea which I imported from the USA before you could get it here, the little son goku doll from toys R us from NYC and the channel frederator diploma on my wall because one of my animations was on it. blah.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:33, archived)
# i knew what all those other things were
which is why i den't mention them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:35, archived)
# even nirvana's
in utero?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# and I bet you thought you were gonna make
it through Sunday without seeing Bill Cosby crack one out
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:24, archived)
# hahahaha
good work!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:25, archived)
# All over Lisa Bonet


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 22 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Angel Heart
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 22 May 2011, 21:40, archived)
# 'zactly


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 22 May 2011, 21:46, archived)
# he's so old
i'm surprised it doesn't come out as salty talc
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:16, archived)
#
/pudding reference
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahahahahaha
quality :D

also, this is related

apparently there is a film called 'chick flick'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Guy on the stairs behind him seems quite enthusiastic about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Wouldn't you be?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Probably
Actually, the more I look at that gif, the more it looks as if the guy had some money on Bill coming first
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:42, archived)
# hahahaha


(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# the 2 green images
are hypnotising me
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:42, archived)
# they make me hard
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# class mate
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 May 2011, 22:36, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Yay!
someone saw my link www.b3ta.com/links/120_dancing_gifs
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 23 May 2011, 3:31, archived)
# Erm....Fuck?
(masterpimpofdoom, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Not enough fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:56, archived)
# I disagree
Too much fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Exactly the right amount of fuck for me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Then I shall call you Goldilocks
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:03, archived)
#


Click for bigger (91 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:42, archived)
#
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# hahahah wtf?

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# We need moar fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:50, archived)
# this is horrific and hysterical in equal measures
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:53, archived)
# beebase, just got off his rowing machine
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:58, archived)
# he suits being a bee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:07, archived)
# wuts so funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:11, archived)
# this made me laugh so much that a little bit of wee came out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:14, archived)
# freebase + insects = wee
SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:17, archived)
# messy science
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Bring out the pimpmobile
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 22 May 2011, 20:56, archived)
# The pimpmobile's asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:58, archived)
# if that's his car
he must have a massive cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:03, archived)
# flando hasn't
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:05, archived)
# poor little chap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:15, archived)
# i know
stood around, waiting for the rapture...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:23, archived)
# he'll have a long wait
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Anyone done this yet?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:05, archived)
# He's happy enough he's rich at other people's expense
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:07, archived)
# He also spent hundreds of thousands of his own savings to advertise how he and all his follwers are better than us
and God's gonna prove it when the world ends and they're the only ones saved from it by Him yesterday.

*snort*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:12, archived)
# No no no!
He spent all that money to try and persuade as many people as possible to repent before Judgement Day! He's a latter-day saint. Just not a Latter-Day Saint. That's quite a different thing and those people won't have been Raptured. They'll be BURNING IN HELLFIRE TONIGHT. Or on October 21st. I'm a bit fuzzy about the dates.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# fuck that!
the world had better not end the day before my birthday, or god gets a kick right up the celestial bracket!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:17, archived)
# I read that Rapture was yesterday,
advertised with a wave of earthquakes hitting at 6pm local time*, and that all us sinners will be dead by October 21st. People who were Raptured will be spending the forthcoming six months hanging in the air and watching us all die painfully and gruesomely and, doubtless, eating celestial popcorn and feeling absurdly smug as they do so.

We'll have the last laugh though -- since clothes are sinful** everyone swept into the air will be butt-naked and at least we'll be able to point at them and laugh at their haemorrhoids and all the outy-belly buttons.






* which leads me to wonder what happens if you're right next to a time zone boundary. Let's say you live in Dover and a magnitude 9 quake strikes Calais at 6PM CET, which is 5PM BST. Was God planning on putting up a massive mystical barrier halfway across the Channel to stop the Earthquake being felt in Dover, and to stop the resultant tsunami from twatting it before the allotted time? Maybe it was the logistics of it that slowed Him down. After all, the situation only gets worse in countries like Russia with multiple time zones. Could people walk from a time zone as yet unaffected by the Rapture into a timezone filled with pain and anguish and massive earthquakes and then walk back again? Or would the massive mystical barrier block people from entering or leaving? It's no wonder He decided to call it off and wait till He had a more coherent plan.

** They must be; Adam and Eve only made clothes after they ate the apple and realised they were naked. Before that, when everything was pure and sin hadn't entered the world, they didn't wear any clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:28, archived)
# it's all that paperwork
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Cynic
He made an honest mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:12, archived)
# if god loves him so much
why did he give him a face like a scrotum?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Ostagazuzulum, that was the magic word
Ostagazuzulum, my oh my
He can do magic, magic, magic!
Magic a Rapture at 6 last night.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:22, archived)
# i liked it
not a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
# I adjusted me Rapture-Fail Raving Party Kitteh a little bit this morning BTW
As I was a bit more sober:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:31, archived)
# he loves those glow sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:32, archived)
# He'll be walking sideways in a minute
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# heheheheh
he's had a crablet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Busting a move!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:46, archived)
# magic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3lp3fJ54n8
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:28, archived)
# GOD'S TASTE IS NOT YOUR TASTE
GOD'S TASTE IS INEFFABLE


I suspect the "F" in "ineffable" stands for "fuck".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
# GOD LIKES SCROTUMS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Well if you believe the bibble it was in his first blueprints for Adam
the design of Eve apparently was purely Adam's unless I've got that bit wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:34, archived)
# the FIRST blueprint involved gills and x-ray eyes
i'm pretty sure of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:37, archived)
# As well as Whales with friggin lasers, Kittens with Bazookas
and Dogs in Tanks but then he got banned from b3ta for reposting and trolling so reverted to more mundane designs.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:40, archived)
# pity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# spiders really should have been designed to wear rollerskates
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Adam must have really liked the smell of fish.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# No that was God being spiteful because he wanted Adam's scrotum to himself.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:49, archived)
# OIC...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:52, archived)
# There's 2 Fs
Fist Fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:32, archived)
# only if you're a very good boy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:34, archived)
# GOD'S TASTE IS IN FIST FUCK ABLE!!
Do ya know I always suspected so...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:46, archived)
# why do you think he created man first?
and "in his own image" too. narcissistic doesn't quite cover that one.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Nah, it's only one
The letter F is spelled "Eff". Look it up.

So "Ineffable" means "Can't be Effed".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Paul Daniels has let himself go
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:22, archived)
# I enjoyed his last big illusion
but not a lot...

*edit* Ahhahaha Smash Monkey beat me to it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
# superb mate
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:45, archived)
# A friend of mine lives 4 houses away from him.
The whole neighborhood is totally pissed off at him for causing such a mess. He has not returned home yet...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# FUCKLOOSE, FUCKLOOSE
FUCKLOOSE
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:19, archived)
# actual lols
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:30, archived)
# *logs in*..Oh Freebase...*logs out*
Give it up people!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 22 May 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Been coming on this site a while
and I still ain't got a clue who this bloke is. So, I'm finally gonna ask, whom is it, and why is his head on this site a lot? Ta.
(vandal is gonna get laid on, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:27, archived)
# He's a dude who was photographed on a rowing machine
pulling a silly face.

I'm willing to blame Mofaha. That might be wrong, but I think it was Mofaha cleaned out a deep shadow from one side of the guy's face and posted it for all of us to enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:31, archived)
# He is an actual person....
With feelings, hopes and dreams......
and he gets the piss taken out of him every day on this site,
THIS is why I love this place!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:31, archived)
# His name is Harold Camping.
He's an evangelical preacher from the US, who stirred up quite a few religious nutjobs around the world due to his predictions that the world would end, starting with yesterday's removal to heaven of all true believers. Since it apparently failed to happen, he's become something of a figure of fun on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:32, archived)
# ha you loon! :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Close...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:35, archived)
#
www.dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Freebase/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Hmmm
The potted history you link to suggests to me that I was wrong in blaming Mofaha for all this.

I AM NOT ASHAMED.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:47, archived)
# the linked thread on the freebase page
is great. freebase OD time
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:00, archived)
# oh my god i love this photo
www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/image/83358538

the guy looking smug on freebase's rowing machine... and freebase texting someone in the background
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 22:35, archived)
# Who is the bitter journo from norfolk showing disregard for superinjunctions? probably has a grudge...
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:00, archived)
# I see*


* doesn't actually see
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:11, archived)
# The actor concerned (David Schneider) is mentioned by the twitter account
that identifies the footballer everyone's so up in the air about.
It says David's into BDSM and likes whipping women. To which I say
who gives a shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Interestingly DS hasn't been on Twitter since.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:20, archived)
# ^this
nobody elses' business
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:21, archived)
# PS He's in the Alan Partridge bit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS1le_8ZhOU
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:21, archived)
# he's also in the opening sequence of 28 days later
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:22, archived)
# And he's in the train at the end of Mission Impossible I
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:26, archived)
# didn't spot him in that
but i've only seen it once, unlike 28 days later.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:29, archived)
# How can you NOT spot him?
HE has a face like someones dropped a photofit kit!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:33, archived)
# used to be in
The Glam Metal Detectives as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:30, archived)
# I hate Friends, and anyone associated with it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:42, archived)
# I read a more criminal side to it
which a) would explain keeping it quiet, but b) make keeping it quiet shocking because it suggests you can buy criminal activity passes (so I assume its more made up guff)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:38, archived)
# he clearly doesn't like dentists, either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:12, archived)
#
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:19, archived)
#
He actually has a normal sized head when you remove the black bar. Weird.
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:23, archived)
# New Labour, New Danger
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:44, archived)
# I'm rissing here...
Oh well, I have now completed 4 to 9. On to number 10!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:49, archived)
# excellent idea
no beer though. i have 2/3 bottle of red and some green.

EDIT: i don't know what's going on either. david gigs fucked a cbbc presenter...?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Green?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:02, archived)
# see pope image below
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:06, archived)
# You have incense
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:27, archived)
# who have i upset now?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:42, archived)
# me, my mum, the postman
shall i go on?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# is this an Alan Partridge joke
or a genuine question?
If the latter, I don't know, who is the Norfolk "Journo"?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Schneider was named on twitter
b3ta.com/board/10428861
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:45, archived)
# yeah I know that bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:46, archived)
# ok, so the scottish herald published, on its front page this morning
a pic of ryan giggs with his eyes blacked out like this. They can do this because the injunction doesnt cover scotland.

so it is punning, or riffing if you will, on that theme old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:51, archived)
# yeah I'm still confused as to if this is an Alan Partridge joke
Schneider played Tony Hayers, Commissioning editor of the BBC in Alan Partridge, so is this suggesting Alan (Norfolk celeb) broke the super injuction? God I hate it when a simple question requires explanation, especially when it doesn't really matter and I'm now off to watch tv
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:59, archived)
# tony hayers is dead!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:58, archived)
#
i32.tinypic.com/2uh7dd2.png
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:00, archived)
# sorry, do you have a battery for an ericsson?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:20, archived)
# SHUT UP!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:55, archived)
# That's some decent gear he's smoking there.
mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Smoking drugs is bad mkay...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Drugging Popes is mad mkay...!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:02, archived)
# eating shit too, mkay!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Please stop posting real photos of shit, thanks
Especially around mealtimes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:47, archived)
# NOT REAL; DUDE
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# why the semi-colon?
it is gross looking shit though lol
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Because colons produce shit
Which gives imchocked a semi?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:49, archived)
# hahahaha
prolly true.

*imchoked takes out superinjunction*
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:52, archived)
# he is all time doing pope
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:49, archived)
# sorry, i don't follow you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:50, archived)
# The film was (General) Patton
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:53, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Pattern Pending !
Needle point taken . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:56, archived)
#
KNIT ONE PEARL TWO!
KNIT ONE PEARL TWO!
KNIT ONE PEARL TWO!
KNIT ONE PEARL TWO!
KNIT ONE PEARL TWO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:57, archived)
#
KNIT WON PEARL PEARL HARBOR !
KNIT WON PEARL PEARL HARBOR !
KNIT WON PEARL PEARL HARBOR !
KNIT WON PEARL PEARL HARBOR !
KNIT WON PEARL PEARL HARBOR !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:01, archived)
# cross - STITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Got it !
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Knit has been relegated to League One
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:17, archived)
# THIS IS MY NEEDLE AND THIS IS MY GUN
THIS ONES FOR KILLING AND THIS ONE'S FOR YARN
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:58, archived)
# you was in Wooly's unit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:59, archived)
# HA HA!
...I'M GONNA HAVE TO REACH WAAAAAAY OVER THERE AND PRESS THAT CAPS LOCK KEY AGAIN SOMETIME TODAY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:02, archived)
# =)))
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 22 May 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:35, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 May 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Get outta my head, Brown!
Brown!
Click for engorgio (800k)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:30, archived)
# derren brown is gaspode
and CAN'T FUCKING SPELL DARREN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:33, archived)
# What's a gaspode?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:45, archived)
# gaspode the wonder dog
he can talk and makes a watchman have an itchy bum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:49, archived)
# ooh, I haven't heard that name in a loooooong time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:50, archived)
# fuck it, i'm going to have to re-read nightwatch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Gaspode is a brill name, haven't read Discworld though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:17, archived)
# if you like slightly off-key fantasy stuff
i'd definitely recommend it. if you don't, you may not likeit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Played a discworld game once and liked it.
Sounds quirky but I tend to read factual stuff mostly. Last fiction was 'The Third Policeman' Irish weirdness.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:34, archived)
# what about alternate reality?
there's a good james herbert book called '48, it's an alternate ending to WWII
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Interesting I'll get back to reading eventually
although I do physical stuff gardening/tree work etc as much as I can and spend huge amounts of time looking after cats atm. Currently, making a small furnace to cast brass.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:51, archived)
# nice!
grew lots of veg last year and the year before, can't be arsed this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:56, archived)
# I'm just trying to get some energy/motivation back.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 20:00, archived)
# i just can't be fucked with doing the weeding
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:04, archived)
# wow, Flann O Brien.. yeah, third policeman is ace and strange
superb with language though

You will love pratchett mate, if you like 3rd policeman. start at start with colour of magic and go from there
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Get thine arse to Waterstones, they have a three-for-two on Pratchett at the mo
plus loads of other authors in with the same offer
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:58, archived)
# A dog from Discworld, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:50, archived)
# yes he is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:57, archived)
# "bark."
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Eye get things in meye head too . . . eyem stuck like this !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:42, archived)
# I feel like sitting down and doing nothing..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:46, archived)
# i've done that all weekend
drunk tea, eaten toast, watched telly and knitted.
that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:51, archived)
# I spent 9 days in hospital and got out yesterday.. I drank lots of tea in hospital...LOTS and LOTs..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:53, archived)
# why were you in hospital?
not bottom problems, i hope.
also, hospital teais fucking naty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Heart attack.... then stents put in....
I managed to hide my bottom problems....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:03, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
GET BACK TO FUCKING BED!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Won't be long before I go and sit down and relax... not exacltly brimming with energy...
I see you were the only one sensible enough to wear a cardigan at the wedding...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:14, archived)
# i had it specially made
to hide my bingo wings
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:15, archived)
# best euphemism eva
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:23, archived)
# It looked nice... reminded me of that poem...
When I went to liverpool.
And tripped out on the mersey.
It was very cold.
so I wore my jersey...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:26, archived)
# not heard that one!
i was totally hammered, woke my mate up on the couch at 6a.m to unhook my dress because i couldn't do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Haha.... as long as you didn't wake up with bottom problems yourself ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:35, archived)
# hangover, yes
bottom problems, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Can't find it on google but I think it was Tim Hegarty
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:38, archived)
# i'll have to look for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Shit that's scary.
9 days is a long time in hospital these days. I've had 11 but that wasn't life threatening.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:15, archived)
# worst i've had is 30 days
boring as hell. had to do that 5 times.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:16, archived)
# 'king hell, that's a hell of a time.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:19, archived)
# that's why
i took the tinsel off the christmas tree in the day room, wrapped myself up in it and ran up and down the ward at midnight singing the armor hot dog song.
they sedated me after that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Seems a fair response to the situation.
I'd have to be imprisoned/sectioned for them to keep me anywhere that long.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:24, archived)
# big time surgery
tried 5 times, failed 5 times. had to keep me in until stitches and everything came out, then a week after that to monitor me. spoilt rotten by the family, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:28, archived)
# That is big surgery,
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:39, archived)
# yep
still broken, though. can't be fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Oh dear, know the feeling.
There are limits to what they can do.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:45, archived)
# just lucky it's not life-threatening
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:48, archived)
# 30 fucking days? what for?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:27, archived)
# large amounts of surgery
which is why i've got a permanent "you're not allowed to get a job!" note
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Fingers crossed for you maybe one day if that's what you want
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:43, archived)
# last chance is reconstructive surgery
should find out next month if it can work. been told not to hold my breath, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Best of luck with that....
Gaz me and let me know what happens if I forget to ask you...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:55, archived)
# will do
now, get some rest!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:57, archived)
# 9 days beacuase I was too ill to send home because I might have dropped dead, so had to be in hospital to be monitored..
Just in case...So I was safe.
But not so serious that they needed to rush me straight to theater when others were arriving needing imediate surgery...
All in all well looked after and life saved ect :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Glad it turned out well, sounds frightening.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Nurses were the fucking best people in the fucking world mate....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:39, archived)
# there was a little latino nurse where i was
sister toledo. used to call her holy toledo, it really pissed her off! she was a right little ball of mental, but a damn good nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:43, archived)
# There was every nationality and colour you could think of where I was, two different hosptials because of transfer for operation,
All the nurses at every level and all the catering staff and cleaners that came on the ward were all briiliant at every level, and all went out of there way to put a smile on your face and make you feel happy,
Can't praise them highly enough the were amazing...
With that I'm off for a sit down..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:50, archived)
# good, go and have a rest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:52, archived)
# You didn't have the same people I did then...
After pretty radical ankle surgery, the nurses taking out my stitches were too busy planning where to get pissed and forgot to cut the knots off, pulled the big knot halfway through the 4" wound before they noticed I was covered in sweat...

/gripe
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:44, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:58, archived)
# After the original accident the ambulance men thought I was dead and didn't check.
They were somewhat surprised when I told them to get a fucking stretcher.

I'm off to do stuff now, back later.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 20:03, archived)
# okey doke
later!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Ouch.... sorry to hear that....
I don;t think I could have been more lucky with the people that were looking after me...
I'm off for a sit down...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:59, archived)
# 9 days sounds quick . . . however . . . eye know that time does not fly in hospital . . .
HEAL !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Shipped in... fixed... shipped out...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Furious CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 22 May 2011, 17:18, archived)
# hahaha
angerwank !!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# dangerwank
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Wax on . . . wax off !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Sticky Bizknits !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:22, archived)
# 0_0
back in a mo......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Cold start
he's having to put some work into it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:25, archived)
# If friction causes heat . . .
and heat causes friction . . . how long does it take two dogs shagging to boil a kettle of water ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# That's why we have cats.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Good thinking . . . more static !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# If you think I'm going to sit here rubbing my pussy until the kettle boils
you've another thing coming matey ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# slow kettle, or easily excited?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# It's gonna be one thing or another rubbing the pussy or making a cup of tea.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:37, archived)
# get a flask
problem solved!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:39, archived)
# haha weak lemon drink :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# I AM the queen of Hobbies!
*rubs pussy*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:01, archived)
# sez you!
i'm knitting a blanket in the design of a gameboy colour with tetris on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Now that I cannot beat I bow to you for that will be truly awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# as long as i can get the wool
it should be done in about a month.
double bed size, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:12, archived)
# That's a whole lot of Knit One Pearl One
I haven't knitted in years I only did that when Punky Mohair jumpers were the rage
the ones were you had to make big loopy holes K1, P1, Make1 I believe. Please feel free to laugh at my knitting noobiness.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:15, archived)
# pah!
i've never managed to follow a pattern properly! that's why i make blankets!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:18, archived)
# *tries to guess what*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Awww
I was expecting horse lemonade or at least watersports.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:01, archived)
# A watched . . . well you now . . . never mind . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# A watched pussy never gets rubbed?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Or visa versa ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:58, archived)
# A rubbed watch never gets pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:04, archived)
# A watched boil never pots . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:24, archived)
# too weird
*goes for smoke*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Do boiling kettles not do it for you? XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# It's the old fashioned whistling type :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Ours makes a horrid high pitched shriek.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Never mind your pussy, what about the kettle?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:57, archived)
# O_o
Pics or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 19:02, archived)
# I'm talking about the kettle!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:06, archived)
# :D
Had too do itsorry thesundaelunch;D
(herman:D, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# You would herman:D !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:30, archived)
# To be honest,
It was only a matter of time... :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:35, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:45, archived)
# :D
Needs more expression of disgust
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Hahahaohdear
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Haha.... herman you bad man ;-) more of this sort of thing..!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:46, archived)
# jumps aboard
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 May 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Obviously not a BMW!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:40, archived)
# ah-ha haaa!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:15, archived)
# good god!!
so, is it frozen or erect?

EDIT: it must be frozen -- not so much as a wibble
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Frozen ... I say we take off and cock the site from orbit.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:36, archived)
# It's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:46, archived)
#
www.google.co.uk/search?q=rods+from+god
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Fargo adult remake
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 22 May 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Thanks to RedHouse for the link over there ->


First ever CDC post! I don't know whether this is good or bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:45, archived)
# I don't remember Krang's tentacle arms being quite that shape ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Yeah, he's uhh... wrestling Krang...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:07, archived)
# A job is a job
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:02, archived)
# Wanking can be hard work sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:10, archived)
# i know i shouldnt be laughing that hard
and listening to "Hold On" by Les Fleur de Lys doesn't make this any better
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Eye had cataract surgery this week . . . now eye'm ready to rock out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# with your cock out, i trust?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Straight out and to the seyed !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# arf!
does it hurt? i have to get mine done in a year or two
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:10, archived)
# It only hurt for a couple of days . . . of course while they were in there they did some work on meye glaucoma too !
They give eye drops for the pain and swelling . . . you'll be feyen !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:12, archived)
# that's a relief!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# its not bad
a good working local anaesthetic block is all it needs for during and some drops for after. its not too bad. for the real oldies - they just get local anaesthetic to the front of the eye.

passing gasman
(I helped save b3ta! bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Did your vision improve as projected ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:39, archived)
# luckily, i'm only getting the right eye done
unluckily, this is because my left eye is fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:41, archived)
# That brings up an erotic mental vision !
(((o)))(((O)))
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# pffff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Yes, that was mental.
/professional opinion
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Your cock? O_O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# if i had a cock
i'd have no time to spend on here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Cats that Act? Does Hollywood know of this?
You are always rock-ready Valin.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Now they do . . . before everything looked like this !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:55, archived)
# fucking wow
thats class

also all teh best 4 ur eyez dude
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Cheers Avast . . . Eye can almost see clearly now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:00, archived)
# have you got an eyepatch
to give it plenty of rest?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:09, archived)
# It's a clear plastic eye patch to wear at night so it doesn't get bumped ot poked !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:13, archived)
# better than a poke in the eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Eye've put all of meye sharp stix away too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# good plan!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:18, archived)
# eye know the feeling!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Well don't look at me
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Now, that's a serious case of tunnel vision if ever I saw one
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaah . . . this helps relax meye eye . . . eye'll always look in your direction !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# I like to think i have a song for every occasion:
This one is for you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB9kUAlmnAw
Get well soon, and hope this relaxes your ears too.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . that's smooth . . . puts me right in a groove !
Thank you muchly Sundae !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# quick everybody
stare at sundae

*stares*
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# eeep!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# A-maze-ing!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Medical Meyediocre Wonders !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Eyemazing....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Eye soaring !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Enjoy a quick recovery
all the best to you mate.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:54, archived)
# how so your cunt
/ac

(are you teh real mofaha or teh copy mofaha?)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:56, archived)
# There's an easy test
just look at my profile :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# :D have a shit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# FAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Feeling better by the moment . . . seven eye drops in all configurations for a week !
Thank you mofaha !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# ahh sorry to hear that
hope you feel better soon mate.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Thanks fiend . . . all will be revealed . . . soon !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Here's to a brighter future, sir.
*raises glass*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Cheers Captain Howdy . . . eye'm look forward to getting brighter too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Hope all is soon sorted sir
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Thanks Drimble . . . time wounds all heals !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:06, archived)
# I hope you're eye feeling better:D
(herman:D, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:25, archived)
# It sure is herman . . . but eye'll get over that two !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Ow
You should be fine, routine proc. and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 May 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Right you are MadCatMan . . . if eye ever feel normal . . . that would be abnormally normal !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Scary
but a brighter future
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 22 May 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Tiz true . . . now eye wear darker shades . . . thank you macrosian !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Like a spazz, I posted this in the wrong spot. It belongs here-
Yikes. Good luck with that.
Some of us just happen to be kind of older than others. I'm losing my eyes too. This morning is particularly rough. But no cats yet.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:31, archived)
# True that cowcat . . . amazing what modern medicine and such can do . . . wear your protective spex out on the ranch !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:37, archived)
# Eye hope to see you feeling better soon...!!
I had a heart attack and heart surgery myself..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Holy smokes . . . my heart goes out to you !
No matter how good meye vision . . . it will always be difficult to see The invisable man !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:55, archived)
# I'll play a tune on my magic Vialin so you can hear where eye am ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Eye'm all ears !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:04, archived)
#
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:36, archived)
# shot down again, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# This isn't me on my bus is it?
I really don't have the "correct" attitude towards passengers!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:44, archived)
# That . . . is . . . the correct attitude !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Especially if they are called Mark
otherwise confusing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# She looks exactly like my wife, and my name is Mark

This could be a photo from my life
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 22 May 2011, 16:56, archived)
# 3AM sunday morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Angry, yet probably sexy, business woman is angry, yet probably sexy..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
# im impressed how it gives away the impression that she is a business woman
which she is
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Likes.....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:48, archived)
# the sunday races
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# All Seams Correct
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# mmm, yorkie leg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# So that's where I left my bike!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:36, archived)
# your bike contains more spring onion than the average bike
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:37, archived)
# shurely thats a leek?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Better get it checked out then nothing worse than a leeky bike.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:41, archived)
# looks more like a spring onion to me
leeks have fatter bases and tend to be less bulbous
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:41, archived)
# All your fatter bases are belong to us
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:43, archived)
# wish i had some spring onions left
they'd go great in scrambled eggs.
pity i ate them all last night :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Any local shops open for you?
Hope spring onions eternal.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:54, archived)
# shop's open
they've not got much veg left after the usual sunday lunch scurry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:56, archived)
# There's only one way to sort this out...
c'mon rattlehead, tell us!!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Your kickstand's down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# You must be jousting !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:37, archived)
# sunday feces more like
ace stuff, i leeky.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Fire can't kill it!
Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Turbo charged.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Tut tut tut, put that down right now
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:03, archived)
# fruity!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Original painting please?
Never mind, I tineyed it. Titian's Fall Of Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# There we go,
Also I added some painted booby censorship just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:26, archived)
# hahahah
that's DEEEPP MAAANN
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Forbidden Rooty Tooty Hooty Booty Scooty Dooty
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# rawrrawrrawr
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:41, archived)
# forgot this is b3ta
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:00, archived)
# I must refer here to the established authority on such matters ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# hahhahhahha
i need
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 May 2011, 21:07, archived)
# still would
I'd shut my eyes and pretend i'd been sat on my cock for 10 mins to feel like someone else is doing it..........

Hang on.........
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:10, archived)
# So what you're saying is that Lady Gaga has a cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 22 May 2011, 16:12, archived)
# it was on the news for a while like last year or something
that lady gaga got a dick. there were even photos where you were supposed to see it. even lady gaga herself made fun of it in that pussy wagon music video where she is naked in prison and the guard says "no she doesn't have one"- so yeh it was some big fake news that was in the media for ages.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# SOO IT WAS LIKE THE NEWS BUT IT WASNT THE NEWS??
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# its just a very very large clitoris
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:55, archived)
# *cunt
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:00, archived)
# no im not
*cries* (again ffs)
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:06, archived)
# this is lovely
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Needs more complete fucking idiocy.
But I like the drawing! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 22 May 2011, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:37, archived)
# ACES !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
# that dress
is pretty sexy
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Lovethisone:D
(herman:D, Sun 22 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# I lie your cady gaga...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 22 May 2011, 18:55, archived)
# hehehe
Deris: b3ta.com/links/Hunt_the_Paedo



Just kidding griffy dude, luv ya really. x x
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:05, archived)
# this link down the page
b3ta.com/board/10428565 - reminded me of some top trumps cards i had when i was a kid, and one of the cars was the Panther 6, a car I have never seen on the road in my life. Now I know why...

supercar88.blogspot.com/2008/09/panther-6-1977-1978.html
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
#
CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(juanii, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# mind if i drop this here? (bastard weather)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Every time you get your 'tool' out, etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:38, archived)
# it's better than imminent foshizzle
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Onion weather
East coast - warm front
Central - cold front
West coast - niggaz be frontin'
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:46, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:47, archived)
# the Creation of Kitten

A little something I knocked up a few weeks ago.
(reebeast, Sun 22 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# i booped your nose
*BOOP!*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
#
top lurking
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 22 May 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 22 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Create some paws for him too!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# And 'Lo Kitten created an artistic impression of God
which some Italian artist was later to pinch and call his own and Kitten was angry!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# That's backwards.
Kittens created God.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:22, archived)
# bindun?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 22 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# obviously
unless you just made that game yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 22 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Is that Henry?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 22 May 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Pigeon toes can't find the brake.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# special blocks
from motability
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 22 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Needs more ROMANCE
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
# rofl
this is too good
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:34, archived)
# enjoy with some music
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 22 May 2011, 19:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:36, archived)
# ha ha, wow!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 May 2011, 15:58, archived)
# :)
looks okay on my browser, anyway - dunno about anyone else's ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# ACE!
click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 22 May 2011, 21:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 22 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 22 May 2011, 14:53, archived)

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