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# I'm probably too late for the Rapture
(darkwavepunk, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Nice
What the balls is occurring?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# The Rupture (of my colon)
Nice angry heads!

also, 'Rapture the Bear'
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# we all are
but don't worry, there'll be another one along soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
#
late early
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:08, archived)
# oooer...
(Testicles just for you, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# See, I keep looking at all these posts and then I wonder what Christian Slater's been up to now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Also just spotted,
Penis shaped shadow on wall!
(Testicles just for you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# haha
happy candles?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# It's ok his wife doesn't suspect a thing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# ooof haha
(she has a rather large mouth.)
(Testicles just for you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# What a difference a letter makes.
(acidgiant, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Would, would
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:58, archived)
# would, have
unfortunately I don't get it as I don't know who either of them are
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# ^^ This
*RIS* please anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# one is Charlie Brooks
who plays piss-faced vinegar-tits Janine in EastEnders

the other is...er...Charlie Brooker, wry C4 and Guardian chap, who is married to Konnie Huq

/Mighy Nibus Heat Magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
# No surprise I didn't know the former
but I've met Charlie Brooker and still didn't recognise him.

Justifies my "would, have" though!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
#
Thank you.


(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Its Ardal O'Bama mofeckers
(Harry Monk, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:41, archived)
# careful now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# also, he looks like dwayne dibley
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Oh please. Go on go on go on go on...
go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
how has this not got any comments? *clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I see goatse
so...........what does that make Ryan?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# With appologies to Octo
"Hey Cleggy! Stop sitting on the fence!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:30, archived)
# where can one purchase such a fence?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Selfridges I believe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:38, archived)
# i feel a shopping trip coming....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Self frigs
surely
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
# This is massively better :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Wouldn't have been possible without your original.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Dildo death is no laughing matter, my uncle was impaled on a double-dong during a freak ass-blasting accident.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:39, archived)
# whats the source from?
Grange hill?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Ha ha
As far as I remember, Grange Hill was not only a "talkie" but also in Technicolor
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Spellbound
I love horses
(I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# cheers
thats quite horrible for something so old. I thought it was from the omen or something!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Is this still illegal
if I know absolutely nothing about football and don't have the faintest idea who it is?

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:00, archived)
# FP
click
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Yep do ^that^
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 23 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# I do wonder who this is...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# It's ***** ****** ** *******
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Peter Beardsley
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# HIM?!
I always had my suspicions about the man, but wow...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:14, archived)
# It's someone who needs a shave
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:19, archived)
# me?
Oh balls!

*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 13:21, archived)
# I must say, you have a truly SUPER injunction
Quite fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# I was so desperate for a shave last week that I used an old dusty disposable I found on top of the bathroom cabiney
I've still not got round to buying new razors, so am very beardy again
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 13:31, archived)
# it's uncanny
i have no clue to his identity at all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
# How digitally large could you make that picture?
Several megs?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Erm. Probably
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:23, archived)
# *something about gigs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Very wry, an' all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
# he gets everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
# for the love of spang....
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 23 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Ah, I see.
Like I said, I know *ahem* nothing about football.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Bonk!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Meanwhile, in the players lounge
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 May 2011, 13:14, archived)
# dear god, that's evil!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 May 2011, 13:19, archived)
# this makes my scrotum tingle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:15, archived)
# whos that then?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:17, archived)
# No idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 23 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
Today has been one of the greatest days of an awesome week at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 23 May 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Excellent work, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:34, archived)
# genius
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Excellent!
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# haha- perfect - this image makes me smile like a loon - *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Haha:DD
(herman:D, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Vlad
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:49, archived)
# hello, adrian
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# He's so hard
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Adrian's just noticed he's spelt "Kick me" wrong on the sign he stuck on Putin's back.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# he's so buff...everyone's chechen him out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# That's a good pun, by Georgia!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:57, archived)
# That's really stretching it, Nibs
I bet you were russian to post that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 12:57, archived)
# any more puns would be a crimea
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Only because
Dosteyevsky in the Abramovich with the St Petersburg in Moscow.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:13, archived)
# URAL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:16, archived)
# THIS WINS EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 13:18, archived)
# STEPPE AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
He's some sort of karate master isn't he? There's not many other premiers would want to fight him hand to hand, I'll wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# peace talks were abanoned yesterday, after the austrian delegate went home in an ambulance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# judo
he's been doing it years.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Known throughout the Duma for giving a mean dead-leg to his opponents.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Floats like a butterfly, stings like a cagey bee
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Obama's jaw looks like it could take a punch from most things.
Dunno about his fighting skills, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Cuddly bastard, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# A Question of Sport
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Heh heh
a master of disguise!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# i like how the mail is focusing on him
in a non related article.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389950/Record-breaking-Ryan-Giggs-leads-family-celebrations-Man-United-wins-title.html

not that i read the mail you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Hahahahaa
The ENTIRE article! How tongue in cheek can you get!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Having seen his missus
I may have an iota of sympathy growing inside me.

Nope - it's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 23 May 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I have sympathy for his wife and his kids,
but he's a fucking idiot. Serves him right for thinking with his bell-end.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:08, archived)
# very much this
poor kids
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 13:15, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Arf!
If you put a Question of Sport panel at the top, it would probably go viral.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Hahahah. Excellent
p.s. I got an email today. It contained your Royal Couple/BinLaden trophy thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure if it fits the brief, but anyway, it made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# hahah
This is TruFax.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 May 2011, 12:42, archived)
# have you been reading my diary?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:44, archived)
# as a matter of fact, i have

sorry. i was torn between two ideas, this is the shite one that didn't make the cut ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:52, archived)
# ha! i don't have, need or want a hoover!
cushioned flooring FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:53, archived)
# What on earth is he doing up there?
Reinforcing her gusset?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Fixing her Fridge
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Using Mr Muscle on her oven
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# applying Swarfega to her pipes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Giving her chimneys a good sweeping

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Clearing her Drainage Pipes
/damn mind-pissed
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:46, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] May I suggest otherwise?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# beatings!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Hay. I recognise that
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Playing with morphing.
I thought I would do SJP and a horse, just as an easy first attempt:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# ha ha!
so you used two pics of a horse to trick us!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:40, archived)
# I am not happy with it now that I see it here.
As I removed frames to get it down to 400k I was losing only a small amount of joy at each step, but now I wonder if I shouldn't just fucking bury my head in a bucket of cat manure.

Oh well. It will give you something to bitch about anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 May 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Are you suggesting that David Cameron looks like
George Bush?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Not at all. But all small ginger cats believe they are foxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 May 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Nice Morph
Although the chimps ass may bear a closer resemblance?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# KILL
IT
WITH
HAMMERS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# morning all


made this for a friend.

*hums*
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Very nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Foxy!
In fact!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:47, archived)
# oh indeed
(ta)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Beautiful, ms morbo
Maybe this was the Fox that Thorsonofodin and Happy Toast spotted at the Cat Trust although that one was a bit manky at the backend - go see Jalhed's video superb stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# A manky backend?
Reminds me of an ex.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:52, archived)
# ta
couldn't find the vid though, b3ta's searches all seem to be broken at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:56, archived)
# That's his YouTube video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6lcR-P2u6c

May contain Happy Toast and Thorsonofodin
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# ah ha
:D thanks, what a charming foxy fellow
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Indeed :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Poor, bedraggled chap's been in the wars a bit I think
but enough about Thor, the fox looks a little rough too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:48, archived)
# :D
eyefankhuw.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:32, archived)
# we had a very close encounter with a remarkably friendly fox yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Saw this in The Metro the other day made me smile.
www.metro.co.uk/weird/863858-dopey-beagle-fails-to-spot-fox-behind-him-as-he-stumbles-on-den
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# :)
There seems to be a ghost beast in the background, to the left.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:57, archived)
# lovely looking fellow
from that angle at least.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Have another angle :)

^CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
# :D
and :( for where it probably is now.

but a cracking day seeing the cats at the cat survival trust.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Foxes - living proof that dogs shag cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:16, archived)
# you're thinking of chihuahuas
...unless it's like a liger/tigon thing
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:19, archived)
# and man's original best friend
(before we had dogs we had foxes as our companions/hunters according to recent archaeological discoveries)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:27, archived)
# The thing about those that say that foxes are vermin
should remember that during prehistoric times mammals were small rodent-like creatures and would have be considered by today's standards as vermin maybe in 50 million years time Foxes will be our overlords :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:38, archived)
# there was a great article in National Geo
a couple of months back about domesticating foxes.

ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2011/03/taming-wild-animals/ratliff-text
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Nice.
*waits for it to vanish into snow*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:51, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
# snow?
Photobucket
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Yay foxis!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Squirrels with knives rule these woods, Brer Fox.

(with apologies to the original, unedited photo's owner, whose name I cannot remember)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:03, archived)
# That fucker could have been in my garden this morning
The cats were held hostage in the kitchen, cos the garden was overrun with them.
There was at least six of them and they were making a horrendous din
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Me!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Well, she got the last laugh I think


www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13495705
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Stupid Hat goes for Stupid Price I suppose there is some logic there.
Not for the faint of heart
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
# That is awesome
and deserves much more views and likes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# ^ Them
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# It's all going to "charity".
And charity begins at home, right Sarah?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Pssst... if you want some 'personal' time with Prince Andrew
just leave me a donation to my hat funds and I'll arrange it for you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:42, archived)
# You've made me think of Prince Andrew doing sexy times now
*arouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Merciless blackguard!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:49, archived)
# She gives me the 40k for opening her door, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:54, archived)
# *points to contract*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Will he
be wearing the hat?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:02, archived)
# The hat is extra but it can be arranged.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:10, archived)
# hahahahahaha, she looks stupid
no, I think I currently have the last laugh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Her actual face looks like it's been 'shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:28, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Fear her!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:33, archived)
# *blows torn chest hair from clenched fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Its structural perfection is matched only by its hugability.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Karaoke is Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Jennifer Connelly FTW!
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# *joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Mmm...

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Has a funny habit of shedding his hairs and replacing them with new softer fur, which gives him a prolonged resistance to adverse attention when he's been naughty.
it's an interesting combination of elements making him a cute little son-of-a-bitch.

Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:36, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] probably been done already?


Click for bigger (179 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:48, archived)
# I don't recall it, but you never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Edit: I caught a few of these in France many a year ago. Shit myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
#
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:45, archived)
# How can she have been done if she is still a virgin?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Not related to the compo...
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha, nice work
Gaggsy?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# hehe
www.b3ta.com/board/10429393
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:53, archived)
# ab fab!!!!
clickety click
(batey, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:51, archived)
# See you in next weeks Nuts!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:55, archived)
# whut?
is this about something in the news?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Double Ryan Monday delivers.
B3ta Hive-Mind in full effect.
EDIT: And woo. Forgot that. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:18, archived)
# *sends to tabloids*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Hang on.
That poster's wrong, he's using his right foot! (Depending on which direction he's supposed to be kicking it, but convention does dictate it would be towards the 'viewer')
(skyeman Doesn't live on Skye., Mon 23 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# /pedant
I wouldn't fucking know. is he supposed to be some sort of footballist?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 23 May 2011, 19:16, archived)
# prepare for this to be ripped off
EVERYWHERE!

fucking genius!

hat doth'd penis stroked in your honour
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:07, archived)
# ha ha ha!
top work!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha
best one I've seen. Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:29, archived)
# genius


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:03, archived)
# woo!
I was part way through shopping that exact gag when I had to go to a meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Spot on
Just perfect.
(remoteneeded, Mon 23 May 2011, 20:13, archived)
#
This really is quite fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 23 May 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaa!
Brilliant :D
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Mon 23 May 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Excellent job!
(mr_cabbages, Mon 23 May 2011, 20:57, archived)
# tagged?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 23 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Doesn't look tagged
But it did take me looking for tags to spot the footballer silhouette in the middle of the bloody poster, so it's probably there for all to see.
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:36, archived)
# Tagged?
Ninja'd - Tags added.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 24 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Fantastic
This caused me to unlurk just to like it! Tag it, and tag it again
(Artimus, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Hehe
me too.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:15, archived)
#
me too
(perkusfux, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:15, archived)
# this is fantastic
very good work, there!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 May 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Sir! Well done Sir!
Click-dee-click
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 24 May 2011, 6:24, archived)
# Fantasclick
brilliantly done : )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 24 May 2011, 9:05, archived)
# yes!
this is what b3ta's for. smashing work.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 24 May 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Top work
Brillo!
(Blunt Logic, Tue 24 May 2011, 13:40, archived)
# The mirror stole your joke
Or had a similar idea

twitter.com/#!/search/Naming%20Private%20Ryan
(I helped save b3ta! NLi10 lurker - 10yrs & counting..., Tue 24 May 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Great stuff.
Get it tagged... fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Soup
Herb
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:17, archived)
# drunken art battle with my father over the weekend at the pub.

The bastard won due to a blatant bending of rule 56 by using an amoeba in a top hat wielding a cane and smoking a cig.
(darkwavepunk, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:41, archived)
# This is absolutely awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# I like the amoeba in a top hat :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:57, archived)
# ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:14, archived)
# brilliant timing
very good indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Stuart Massive.
Woo, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:26, archived)
# poor 'lephant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:26, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 23 May 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:35, archived)
# He will never forget this horrific occasion!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:38, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:45, archived)
# ^_^
(batey, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Thas lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 23 May 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Click!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 23 May 2011, 12:34, archived)
# ha ha
silly smallelphant
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:33, archived)

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