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# This Friday's office draw-off...
Miss Uma Thurman...

...lay off the skag kids.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Reminds me of this;
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
# draw off? hold on...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)
# ding!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# A great series.
Got any more planned?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Lubbely stuff
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Phwoorrr...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
# COR!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
# It's not to bad...
Although the yellow one has pissed herself.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Way hey!
I'll extend it to everyone next week :)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# we used to do one every wednesday here
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
# I'm picking the subject for our office draw-off next week...
... so I'll let you all know at 12.00 next Friday.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Nice drawings! I hope a photoshop job is allowed....

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# hahahaha
and yet, still weirdly attractive :D
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
# She reminds me of the Scottish PlayStation lass on those adverts.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# lily cole?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)
# That's the one.
:D

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Ooof!
^ would
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# hahahah! bloody hell!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Claire Balding has never looked better
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
# WtF
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
# I bet a million pounds waspy posts in a second
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Why, you wierdly prescient man you!
;-)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Lucky I had one prepared then


I trust no one noticed me post that in a new thread and rapidly delete...

Time to go home!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
# pay up :D
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Here you go

£1,000,000.00
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)
# fucking win!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)
# oooh the balls are excellent...
...well done!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Hahah
NOICE.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Meep!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
# With a sheep
starring as John Travolta...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
# The best place to eat in Ibiza
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
# that's nice dear
where's the best place to drink?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Is Audi having a laff?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
# I think so
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)
# If only that were true...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Thanks for letting us know.
Probably you should just post the address on /links though, that would make more sense. I don't want to have to wander around Ibiza looking for it.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Meanwhile, let's
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# :D
best thing ever
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
# yes!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# I really have to stop watching it soon.
I really do. It's funny every single time though.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Yes
^this... hard
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
# When your arse is stretched wide, and it makes you want to die
That's Amore.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:05, archived)
# I don't think I want to go to Ibiza, full of yobo pommie twats
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Really?
I've heard it's full of sensitive young Australian men who are comfortably in touch with their feminine side :P
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Crikey! I don't want to go to Ibiza, I'd need to sticky tape my bumhole back together afterwards.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)
# ok.......
In case anyone has the slightest interest, here is an update on the Vigo painting I'm working on (as posted here jelly.b3ta.com/board/10434180)



Click for bigger (496 kb)


the colours in the photo are a bit off from the painting (crappy camera-phone!)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# This is perhaps the most awesome thing ever.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Thanks, AV!
Looking to finish it over the weekend....
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)
# To you not fear he will take over your body...
...and have you drippings with goo?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)
# I have a canister of positively charged Mood Slime at the ready at all times!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Glorious.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)
# cheers Octo :D
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
# this is fabulous
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Ta, Smash!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
# This is very good
Although gives me fears
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)
# haha, you are like the buzzing of flies to him!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
# nice work
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)
# thankies, EWC!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Getting better and better and better!
Lovely.
How big is this?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)
# cheers Moley! It's just and A4(ish) section of the picture
the whole thing would roughly be 8foot by 5.8foot
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
# cor that is amazing!
:)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
# ta rev!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
# As the thread is wasted, here's something similar from 1980...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Who watches the Watchmemes
Fucomedian


Smug Rorschach


Dr Flanhattan


My first freebase, smug and flan. And they have probably all been done before....
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)
# *pssst* Comedian not Joker ;p


Strong memeage though.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
#
oops
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha! That's some good work there, soldier :D
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)
# *Posts and runs*
"CFB"

clicky for biggy (300k)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Ooh thas noice
:D
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Does my bum look big in this?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Very nice
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
#
That miniskirt rocks =)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
# :)
the more I drew it the more gags kept coming into my mind

Bikinis
Changing Rooms (why????)

etc
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
# The word Emporium
is seriously under-used these days.

And Woo!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 19:56, archived)
# yeh
ta for the comment
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Top cloaking going on right there !
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Heartless or what ???
These were the first two results Google threw up when I searched for Chevron to see about the explosion.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!


(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Whale á poid?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# The least we can do is kick off an honourary chevron no?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I agree - we really should.
I wonder if anyone else will join in?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Join in what?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:21, archived)
# The chevron-making.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Is that like making a baby?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Yes it is, in out, in out
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# As long as it's honourary

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# What indeed
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# I have no idea what you're on about
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Honourary chevron is honourary
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# not bad, but could be longer
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I'll do it myself then
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
# lazy good for nothings
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
# no sense of national chevron pride
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
# probably just sat around
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
# doing nothing
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
# or posting in the wrong place
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
# and then deleting it
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
# hahahahahahahaaha
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
# ok, we can go back now
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
# see
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
# just like that
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Manley?
;)

Sorry ~I thought that was a Tommy Cooper "just like that", meaning you had finshed!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Tidy this little bit up too then
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
# am I really going to do this one all myself?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
# you just can't get the staff these days
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
# almost there
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
# beeep beeep beeep reversing...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# and handbrake on.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Agreed
*edit* bum
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# pwnd ;p
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I think I'm gonna sit back and watch Mr Toas carry on
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Or am I
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Well, we'll see about that
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
# See
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I can outdo the last one
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# With a bit of dedication
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# It's all you neeeeeed
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
# If you want to be a chevron breaker
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
# *trumpets*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Hmmm, let's see if this does it
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# It's done something
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Not quite fool
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Made it bigger
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Try again
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Better...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Well, this is nice
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
# The most I've posted in yonks
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
# All for the sake of a poor joke
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Ninja deletion
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Damn you!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
# :o)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# We can fix it
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
# there
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Running out of things to type
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# The ramblings of a mad man
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
# And it's all gone wrong
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Nah we're still looking good
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
# is it just me
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# or has everyone fucked off
since the newsletter arrived early?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Too busy making a fool of myself to notice
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# well I thought this was highly amusing
well done
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Thank you
*bows*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
# True dat.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Well just for the sake of
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Completion
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
# bloody part timers
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Tell me about it
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# My post from half 9 this morning's still on the bottom of the board
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# And that includes the 2 threads Rob caned with the newsletter and the subject compo.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# you've left an untidy ending now
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# let me just
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
# sort it out.
there
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Now boys, be nice to him
He's trying.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# We are being nice.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# No you're not ...I'm sensitive !
.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Ding!
Gay.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
# It's true. I'm actually a massive beard.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
# You are Katy Perry
AICMFP.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Best chevron excuse ever.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Which bit? Will you need lube?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Is no-one going to fill in this bit?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I'm trying.
I'm very trying.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I'm drunk
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Me tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Yes, it's a Britain's Got Talent reference, wanna fight about it!?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# It's just a scandal waiting to happen.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# we can only hope...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# :-) Looks like a C64 game to me.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Funny you should say that
a friends got me doing graphics for a proposed iDevice game and he wants a 'Like old-skool C-64/Amiga graphics kinda style' to it and I've been working on getting something I like that looks very similar without having to adhere to pissy exact rules about the amount of colours, size of tiles and style of dot shading I'd have to stick to to appease internet 8-Bit nazis and all that.

I'm guessing it's bleeding over into my b3ta stuff...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Nice.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# It's rather good fun actually
here's some examples:



essentially imitating the style of 8-bit without actually re-creating it, which would just do my head in if I had to do that, chrissakes I was there doing graphics for games at the time and having to work around such a narrow colour pallete was awful, NOW we can do literally millions of colours, so fuggit, I'm gonna use 'em!

*edit* just read the Newsletter, that was a bit thin wasn't it? Can't get the staff these days, pshaw...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
# It's really hard to do good hand-drawn pixel art with 24-bit colours and super hi-res available to you.
I find it's far easier to concentrate if you lower the resolution and palette range.

Personally, I like the shrub, but I'm not convinced by that random colour noise on those flagstones. Maybe do some noise in grey scale, enlarge it to get a random but smoother texture, reduce its number of colours to 4 or 16 greys, then use it as a layer to alter the brightness of some plain-coloured stones..?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I was in two minds about that one too, it breaks a lot of rules, maybe too many,
but as I say I'm not trying to do pixel art, I'm trying to do something that harks back to the cute plasticy style that developed back then but obviously isn't, the difficulty is knowing where to draw the line, but I'm starting to get a design language I like, essentially, top-down, slightly caricatured appearance, hard pixels, plastic shading lit from top left, strong highlights, but shadowed pretty much directly underneath, fairly heavy line borders without being too full-on, and try and keep each coloured object as a pure-colour rather than mixing them (which I broke for the flags as I just thought it looked more stoney) and being REALLY full on with the whole attitude of obvious square tiles.

If you're a purist you'll also hate that we plan to do smooth rotation and scaling of 'sprites' by doubling up on the apparent pixel count, and the occasional cheat of actual 3D textured to look like flat pixels, which might not work but we'll see, but the basic concept is 'what would it look like if you took game makers from back then and gave them a modern computer to work on'?

We're still working on it, if it doesn't work I'll just start over with something else, but our first try is a game so simple it's barely a game at all, given away free, just 'cos we wanna test the waters and see what's swimming in it...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Beware the bucket and spade!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# must.... unsee....
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I blame Kung Fu Panda, giving them ideas and all that
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Polar bears are bastards. I saw one at the zoo once.
Great big grey thing with it's huge nose all flopping and lolling about - it nicked my bun.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Childhood trauma much?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Don't you racist me, you racist racister.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
# surprisingly big ears too
weird how they look nothing like their pictures
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
# All the better to see you with
The dirty fuckers.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
# I misread that as "bum"....
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# I misread quite a lot of things as "bum".
It makes a trip to the solicitor's a nightmare.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Do you drive, or take the bum?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
# I bum the bum right up the bum with my bum.
Bumbadada bum!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
# And that's when she says "I do"?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)
# She does if she knows what's good for her.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Really nicely done.
and YAY a new thread!

I wat thinking my browser had broken.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Wat?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Lovely
do you know what would be HI LAR E OWS? If someone shopped a picture of a crouching bloke into your hard work...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)
# This is great
:-)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Here's to taking Friday afternoon off to go eat at a fab restaurant. I'm having grilled Cthulhu.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)
# oooo thats lovely!
*click*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
# This can replace my current desktop background.
Which was your last wonderful picture :)

Edit: This could be my fav so far.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# That's very kind!
Thank you :)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)
# I can't see what this is
But it looks slightly rude.

I like it.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Wash your mind out, young lady.
:)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Not managed it so far
Why should today be special?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)
# 'cos I've got the afternoon off!
\o/
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
# I'm off the whole day
And the day after that and the day after that and the day after that and the day after that and the day after that and the day after that and the day after that and the day after that and the day after that and the day after that and the day after that and the day after that and the day after that.....
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)
# With naught to occupy your mind and body but the gestation and eventual birth of a new human being, whose growth and development will be your sole responsibility for decades to come.
Easy times FTW!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Well, that
And the two year old currently smearing my house in jam
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Ah joy!
Headwound Jr is 4 months now. All of a sudden 6am has become a lie-in.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)
# 'Lie in'?
What is this mystical thing of which you speak?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I struggle to recall.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)
# And yet I'm going through it all again
We humans are WEIRD
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Totally.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I think it's the Matrix Sentinel equvalent of everyone's favourite shock meme isn't it?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# 2 Pills 1 Choice or Spandex Girl?
*confuses self*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)
# mmmm... chrome haemorhoids *drool*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Would you like a side-salad with that, sir?
How's you, you young roister-doister?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
# You're welcome to try.
try be consumed in a similar fashion as being thrown into a Sarlaac pit.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Ahhh
I had hope to go to the pub this evening not slowly digested over a thousand years. I'll pass.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:55, archived)
# given enought time, the right equipment and determination -- EVERYTHING can be milked
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
# *milks*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Wow.
that's lully.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Thanks Guv!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Magnificent . . . may you enjoy your gastronomic endeavor !
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)
# ta, Valin
Have a good one yourself!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)
# mmmmm... swirly....
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)
# also - I read that as Rilled Cthulhu...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Absolutely awesome.
Good work, that man.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Here's to that
as opposed to being told off for not printing something that you had no paperwork for, therefore no indication of the urgency
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)
# I will start a JPG file today, because I love all of these.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Love that
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Nice
(, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 19:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA Brilliant
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
# ^this
with added ham touching
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Ha ha!
Touche, sir, you have the advantage.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)
# :o)
Ta
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaahaha
SBF got SBF'd!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
# pffft!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
# shortest dance evar
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# seems I've snagged me a bum here
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)
# where's your quinn source if i may ask?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
# No idea. It's not his body.
But then, it never is with Ray.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
# linky?
EDIT 'salright - found it...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)
# and the 'hilarious' one man wandbagon rolls on
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)
# What goes around now officially comes around :o)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I'd love to punch his head in.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Will Ferrell
Almost as funny as Rob Schneider.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Comedianist.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)
# On this occasion.
Guilty as charged.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
# And only slightly funnier than necrotising fasciitis
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Who was that masked man?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
# OH FUCK!
FUCK SHIT
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# this is shitty
;P
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
# does that mean i have to take a print screen of your comment and photoshop that crouching guy into it?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
# If you like.
Go with the flow, man.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# nah - too much effort and the b3ta image uploader is too slow
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Powdered arse maaaaaaaaan!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
# ewww!
*summons Powdered Toast Man to sop it all up*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
# here we go
I started writing it at the top at 8:40 this morning and now it's done (the links were mostly picked yesterday mind you)
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue481/
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Just in time for elevenses.
Thanks Mr Rob!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)
# got any biscuits?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Tesco Value Digestives
37p a pack.
/offers
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
# oooh ta
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Needs more quinn
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# *checks watch*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)
# does this mean
it's pub time?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# what's all this then
Now my afternoon schedule is ruined
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Hmm
Monkeon's poll puts me at 66% in agreement with Guardian readers and 54% agreement with Daily Mail readers. Maybe I should get both papers and read four pages of the Guardian for every three of the Daily Mail?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Sounds like a recipe for endless bouts of conflicted self-loathing.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Oh I'm used to *that*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Yey! Home Time!!!!

EDIT: Hang on... if it already home time, what happened to pub lunch?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I'm bloody starving
Receptionist is off so no one went to get bacon butties this morning and the 11 o clock butty van didn't turn up


Bastards
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# and to top it all off Poundland customer service refuses to answer a simple question
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
# The answer is likely to be : "No sir, not everything is a pound, our terms and conditions stipulate this"
Edit: Has everyone fucked off for lunch early or something?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I asked if they stock ky jelly and condoms but they refuse to answer
it's all good I now have bacon and egg
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I'm not sure that bacon & egg is suitable for that
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# are you wrapping the bacon around your helmet
and using the egg as lubricant?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# If he likes his bacon extra crispy he should not bother using the egg.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I'm eating the bacon and abusing the egg
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# *phones British Lion Eggs*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Edwina Curry approves of this
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Curried eggs? Now that's just perverse man!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Ta muchly.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
trying to get newsletter out early this week
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# First Edition
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# havethiswe'reofftothepub
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# ^ this
And I will be!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# more to the point - it's halfterm and I'm on kiddy duty
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Garry Glitter likes this.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I left the wife at home with the little terrors*
and escaped to work


* I mean, of course, the delightful little cherubs :)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# ^ this
with extra "sure I'll do an hours overtime tonight"
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Insider exclusive, Britains got Talent in "not a fix" shocker
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Getting a bit sick of cucumbers.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Removing your cucumbers for your own good
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# SHOVED UP YOUR INBOX LIKE A SPANISH CUCUMBER
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Injecting E coli
right up your browneye

edit/ or down your japseye
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Free Sony database with every copy
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# I can't work out which is going to ruin the internet for us first
this hack or Simon Cowell in retaliation to that letter thing
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
# It's great round here at the moment, everyone is waiting for him to blow his top...
The commissioning people have all switched to brown trousers. It's such fun to watch the panic.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
# It's weird because I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Sony
Which is just wrong.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:59, archived)
# I am, but I'm also feeling sorry for every single other company in the world with a database or website
because any one of them is next.

Speaking of which, now this subject line has been chosen, how secure is b3ta? I imagine we'd be a massively lolworthy target
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:11, archived)
# well I hope they don't use my password to post nice stuff on here in my name.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
# *changes b3ta password to abc123*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Dirty cucumber causes anal leakage
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Didn't win the vote, now selling off the Tote
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Elderly woman shits herself after munching dirty German cucumber
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Audiences fail to warm to new CBBC puppet Roland Ratko
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Paul Shane and Su Pollard to star in period sitcom set in 1990s yugoslavia entitled "You rang, Mladic?"
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Health spas - fucking vegetarians everywhere you look
Spanish cucumbers - fucking vegetarians everywhere you look
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Germans take different approach and attack spain first
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
# THE LAST PUBLICATION TO REVEAL RYAN GIGGS' NAME!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Happy Montenegro Independence Day!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
# LIKE A PENISCOLADA IN YOUR MOUTH
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
# ***BREAKING NEWS – OSAMA BIN LADEN DEAD – BREAKING NEWS***
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Banned in Russia like a German cabbage
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Sepp Blatter wins Britain's Got Talent - you heard it here first
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Lets hang Ratko Mladic to show murder is wrong
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:47, archived)
# ALL OUR CATS ARE STUCK UP TREES!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Won't somebody please call Cowell?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
# http://ianxz6zefk72ulzz.onion/index.php
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
# First!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Sweatier than Louis Walsh judging Ronan Parke on Britain's Got Talent!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Less biased than the FIFA voting system... but not by much!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Won't somebody think of the children?!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Errr...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Helping old people cross to the other side
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Lol
Yes perhaps he should have a Lollipop lady sign?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Haha! this is good :D
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] CDC Man
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Stick 'em up!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
# his spluff is like a shield of steel
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Needs more kitty up tree.
Woo though.
:D

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Hefty pair of wanking spanners CDCman!
your searchy thing's domain has expired
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# yeah I'll renew it when I get paid
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] What is it with teh kittehs this morning?
Just did this but couldn't get the colours right.
You can have it anyway, I've got to go and do some work....

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Pffft.
It could be some sort of Jungian archetypal zeitgeisty thing. Or it could be that several people all thought, "what's a stereotypical, slightly feeble, perilous situation for my crap superhero that is either easy to shop or find a source pic for?"
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Coincidence - I don't think so
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Yeah whatever I like to think that those girls are going to get it on.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Some people refer to their body as a temple.
I'd say in your case, it's more of a poorly-managed Presybitarian Youth Centre.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
# ooh, are you having a bring & buy sale?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Vagabond Intestinal Clearance Sale.
Eww, I think I made myself a bit ill with that thought.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I prefer the term
"Amusement park"
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
# "Leisure Centre"?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# I'm with you.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:29, archived)
# i think i want one of those dodgems
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# The photo is from Pripyat,
so the dodgem probably wants you!

I'm so sorry.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)
# that's a sorry sight
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)
# It is indeed.
Highly radioactive, too.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
It are Ray time again! Yay!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)
# I'd really love to visit Pripyat one day.
The areas you can walk through without shitting blood and losing hair, of course.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)
# What lovely bottoms.
:D

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
# *heartily concurs*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
# ^too
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)
# and then you see some pussy and a lot of wood.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# someone tell FWM that Prince Phillip's hacked his account
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Oh no I haven't.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Cat stuck in tree day lols
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# ^ this
Worryingly...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Hey it'll be great if they all contain Lesbicans.
/businessmanoftheyearninetythree
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# I sense the work of
an as yet un'shopped supervillain...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Not just cats...


(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Oh Jeremy!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Mmmm. Paardenvlees.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Horsecock!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Is the Jeremy website ever going to become reality?
It seems to have been 'Coming soon' for over a year now
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Jeremy!
Long time, no lols.
*click*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)
# is that The Edge?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Now you come to mention it....
No. This is the original

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
# how is that not The Edge?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
# It is really.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
# THIS
is the Edge

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
# What a shower of cunts.
/overly harsh for this time of day blog
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
# No no, I think you're being perfectly reasonable.
Carry on
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Oh, I concur!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
# And me!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
# hahaha
he's trying to dry hump Boneo
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
# He's wearing a Tuxedo Jacket with a black t-shirt
and sunglasses in the dark.
Massive cunt.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Boneo's no better either.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Those two will be getting up to no good together later
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Waspy, you can uncross your fingers now.
;-)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
# It wasn't my fingers I needed to cross
They've been getting up to no good in my head for over 20 minutes now...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# :)
In fairness, I don't think you're the only one entertaining those thoughts.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)
# hahahah
lovely
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Kitty up a tree piss
hahaha
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
# That's some specialised piss, right there
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
# ^Superspecialised!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
Look into my eye...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Arf.
Have you got a macro for doing that?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# No, it's just a Ray - day.
Sometimes you just have to roll with it. And hope he isn't in your attic.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Apwned!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Little known fact about Apone. He wears a Masonic ring
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Cat go boom.
:D

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
# I think I spotted something in the second to last frame.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
# I love that picture
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
# ^
:D

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
# :D
Nice lighting.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Oh Smallbrainfield, whatever will we do with you?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
# Hahaha
My type of hero
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
# :o)
HURRAH FOR CAPTAIN COMPLETELY DISPROPORTIONATE RESPONSE!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Shorter name
Captain Take Off and Nuke the Site from Orbit, it's the Only Way to be Sure America
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Just sneak this in here...


Marvel at my old-school 280px stylings, mortals!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
# he's all heart that cowell
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
# and so modest with it.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Yes!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Heh heh.
Nice.

And on the subject of cats stuck up trees...*posts above*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
# I noticed someting in that first frame
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Inevitable really
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)
# haha
grand!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Damn. I'm looking good.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)
# This is exacly what i thought when i saw that headline
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# It's one way to get publicity for the game's launch I guess :D
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
# You're just a lean mean Quinning machine...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)

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