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[challenge entry] PC CP
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:29, archived)
# GOOD EVENING 4CHAN
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:40, archived)
# Like that is it?
Well I'm changing my pea reply then.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)
# to what?
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:51, archived)
# From...
...this one to the lazytown.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)
# Ah,
now I understand. I'm too tired to keep up...
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:40, archived)
# Um.
This makes me feel uncomfortable.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:49, archived)
# abs or penis?
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
# No thanks,
just a bag of chips, please.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:47, archived)
#
[This image has been removed by a moderator]
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Is this the picture you were talking about earlier?
I can't say it's your best, tbh.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:49, archived)
# you know what you do when life gives you lemons, young man?
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Have a gin and tonic?
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:03, archived)
# KILL AGAIN
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:03, archived)
# ding ding ding
meet you on the roof in 15
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Mod'ed? And here I thought it was your first real chance at a FP.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:21, archived)
# SRSLY?
What was the image? Ok, I just remembered what it was.
Was it really modded though?
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:39, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooo
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:41, archived)
# self-modded
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:40, archived)
# Wow totally didn't know you were a mod Pedro.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:51, archived)
# Listen I know it's a bit lame
and I bet you hear this all the time... but dude, I have to ask, what's VIMOD really like in person?
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:52, archived)
# who u askin
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:12, archived)
# A little birdy
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:19, archived)
# that birdy's name is pedro
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:43, archived)
# Morphlolz
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:29, archived)
# neato!
I might be one of the few people who appreciate the hours and hours of labor which go into something like this
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:49, archived)
# I could have spent some more nodes in the embroidery on the coat.
Getting faster, but once you commit to it [an image] it'll eat the clock on me still.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Yeah, sorry,
forgot to say how good this was.
It's very good.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:05, archived)
# Thx.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:19, archived)
# ok, see?
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:25, archived)
# Nope, nope,
Nuh-uh, not yours, meh, don't think so, back out, do not touch, etc.


Yay btw
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:45, archived)
# Fickle little thing ain't she?
Thx.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 3:51, archived)
# Bored. Have some TOAW.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)
# WUT
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)
# Needs more man boobs
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)
# CAN'T UNSEE
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Hairy boobs, fucking horrid
edit: pierced nipple to show them off, ew.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)
# you know, I have been holding onto a very speshul image for days
it is burning a hole in my hard drive
i might just unleash it right here
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:00, archived)
# quick
while I'm still horny
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:28, archived)
# FRESH
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)
# DO IT
DO IT NOW
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:03, archived)
# I've got a new one sitting ready, post on!
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)
# hurry up man
I'm losing girth!!
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:11, archived)
# your all sick
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:11, archived)
# Come on, you big tease!
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)
# You say that like it is a bad thing.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:14, archived)
# POST
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:16, archived)
# I'm starting to think it's a lie.
He's busy cobbling together a seam horse or something right now.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)
# i dont know what happened to it, srsly. besides, its a 'RealPic'
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:20, archived)
# YOU ENORMOUS BASTARD!

[/;-D
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:24, archived)
# im sorry, i might have deleted it in my sleep
you know, like sleepwalking. i have been sleepdeleting

or maybe i just dreamed the pic
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:26, archived)
# No matter, I'll just top post then.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:28, archived)
# Also:
what kind of sadsack is even aware of a website called MacRumours?
I despair.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:08, archived)
# Anti-mac trolls, mostly.
Few M$shills and some assorted flakes with loads of personal hate to work off.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)
# Well okay,
sounds pretty sweet.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:15, archived)
# lol
I said I was bored.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)
# I am become death, shatterer of worlds.


I fear it could be too subtle
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)
# He'll need more than a bottle of mineral water to put that out
Edit: G'night b3ta
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Shiva.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
# that radiation is a killer
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
# It's making the radio active
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)
# whats the fequencuency kennith?
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)
# nice tan
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
# I was just waiting for this.
Very well done :D
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
# what happened to all the peas?
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Rice, surely!?!
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)
# i think this one is pretty cute
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
# evenin'
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Great Scott!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Great Fuck!
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 2:46, archived)
# You!
You're George McFuck!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
# 1.21 gigafucks!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
# thanks guys
yours and the George McFuck comments have got me giggling far too much for my own good :)

*disappears into the night*
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# I feel part of my work here is now done.
I just need to sort out the butt prostitutes now.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Who was that masked man?
*looks wistfully into the encroaching darkness*
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Markbase
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)
# oops
sorry about that

(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Tsk!
*something about thread deleters*
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
# I panicked
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:33, archived)
# you pulled out, LOLzors
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
# I did an unFUCK
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Ye olde post from me......
You got that the wrong way round!

(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Top tagging.
;)
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
# It was from a joke thehedgehog did originally
I just replaced the top frame and took out the text!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:24, archived)
# It's all good, Tim - I'm not a policeman.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Whatsamatter McFly?

wanna FUCK?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
# MAGENTA FUCK PARADE
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Kaiju Porter vs Tokyo.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)
# I fear Biffbase
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
# It is missing a flanbase biff in the background
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
# whoddoyoo lookin at fuckhead?!?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Love mark in the background!
It's ashame meme's wont get on the front page!
*clicked plenty much
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)
# I think a few may have made it.
*is relatively certain*
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)
# wobbly's
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:52, archived)
# love the leg sticking out the window
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Ha! I knew it!
In your face, indecisiveness!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Well, they were right about one thing...

...these cable ties do make my cables look neater
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# oh for fuck's sake
;)
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# I couldn't even rouse myself to say that.
I just wanted to cry.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Now, go sit at the back
And think about what you've done....

;-)
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# *sits at the back*
*thinks*

*smirks*
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahahhaahhahaha
ffs *clicked hard*
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# *dies a little inside*
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Haha!
You bought the wrong ones. Thai wraps is what you need.
click
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Hmm, I would have put the striped one on the left and the purple one on the right
But never mind
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
# oof!
odd how the others now look under dressed, the little tarts
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
# hahah
utter class
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Tie on a picture!
(to recap the earlier pic, unless you saw, had clicked and liked that too)

*click*
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Genius, pure bloody genius!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
# jesus h christ man!! ...have you no shame?!?!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
# I did once,
but I traded it for a bacon butty.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:52, archived)
# next, show us your rotator cufflinks
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)
# clicked
i didnt get it till i read the text though
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# I think they look silly.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Not as silly as cable bow ties.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:15, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Hotelols!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)
# oh dear...
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Very smartly turned out.
Well done.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)
# You should sell these...
I find it hard to believe you would not make an absolute mint.

*click*
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:07, archived)
# "Good afternoon, Sergeant Howie. I trust the sight of the young people refreshes you. "
evening you b3tan heathens, today I have been mostly making a Greenman pagan mask
plasticine master for the mold

papier mache


Blog shows the messy mold making process
great for dressing up if you have a nosey policeman from the mainland to burn




(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)
# whats with the giant cock in the background?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)
# got it in one
(giger necronomicon)
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
# somehow this reminds me of that woman who has had far too much
surgery
....this scares me
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
# you may have a point



(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# yeah thats the one! lol
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# uncanny
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# The mask on the right is the most realistic one.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:21, archived)
# I almost commented that it looked Gigerish
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
# oops read that wrong..
ginger necro... cant spell... i was like whos gonna sleep with a dead ginger? :s
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
# *Fails to resist* ...dead gingers
are the best kind. ;)

Apologies to all our flameheaded friends for the tired cliche.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
# The Red Mist will get you.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
# egads
thats scary. Wonderfully done.. you should sell these :D
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)
# got a few in the blog for sale
;)
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# ha bumming policemen from the mainland
That'll teach 'em.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
# pffft!
I love you for that
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Red evil eyes are evil
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)
# hahaha
fuuuck
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Lower!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Cut some capers, man!
Very nice.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# ta
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
# No Green Lantern!
;D
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
# *finger guns*
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
# might as well scarface it
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Nicely done.
All of your stuff that I've seen on here has been fantastic.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
# you old flatterer you
:)
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Nifty
Even better than the Salmon of Knowledge
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
# cheers
serves a porpoise
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
# does it come with nightvision
also is that a big cock it's sitting under in the second pic?

also: Woo and yay!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)
# excellent
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
# He solves crime...

by making and fixing stringed instruments.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Luther in the sky with diamonds
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
# is it just me or did the mask from that thing
look like a shit version of billy the doll from the saw series?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Sorry,
totally ris-ing here.
Please help.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
#
Guitarlols
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
# by examining the prints of darkness.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:19, archived)
# ...

...seal with no herring, or summit
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
# yowsers
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)
# My mind just wanders.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:36, archived)
# she looks like she just
blew a seal
(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 1:29, archived)
# seal clubbing you say?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
# hahaha, what?
I have no idea what any of this is about, but the sheer wtfery of it all makes me laugh
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Wrong thread i know, but...
...it was nice to read the "snake thread". Shows most people here are smart and decent enough to have an argument without calling each other bad names and things. Not sure what exactly i'm trying to say, maybe just that you're all kinda nice and awesome...
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
# fuck
off
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Don't overdo it now
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Yeah, you're most likely right.
I am completely contrite.

/poetry
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
# i like turtles
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:40, archived)
# hahaha
unexpected stoneage canadian midget
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaha, what?
Perfect expression too. Have this:
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
# his face was touched by a rose
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:34, archived)
# by a fucking blowtorch
more like lolz
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
# I know every rose has its thorns..... but fuck me!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)
# you sick shit
i was eating a sandwich while reading this and nearly chocked because i had to laugh so badly
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)
# have a Charles Atlas version
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha
propper lols!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
# It's the loneliness that's the killer..
*dun-dun-dun, da-dun-dun*
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Face it...


...this is a cybercopse
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)
# sorry
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)
# dodges
dodgingthecopse
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Copious !
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)
# I'm dyslexic
The house that I thought was called Corpse Corner was named after the wooded area nearby and not the cemetery beyond the trees.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
# cybercrops
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] *runs*
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:57, archived)
# >.<
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
FP THIS NOW
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Read that as HACS . . .
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:03, archived)
# *click
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)
# oof
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)
# "Say I beg your pardon again..."
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:45, archived)
# Pardon ain't no planet I ever heard of.
They speak Ryl on Pardon?

Woo, too.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Hah!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:49, archived)
# :(
sorry for the Tj: darklord a links regular has died :( sorry to bring the tone down but just thought people should know, his friend has put a vid up about him so maybe people can send him their condolences :(
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:50, archived)
# oh.
is there a link?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)
# here
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I did this in his honour
An icon i most associated with cracking links and general soundness


.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Aww, that sucks :(
I hope his mates and family are ok
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Describe what Darth Vader looks like!
He's black

Go on...
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Said !
01101101 01101111 01101001 01110011 01110100
01110101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110110
01100001 01110000 01101111 01110010 01100001
01110100 01101111 01110010 01110011 00001101 00001010
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)
# F to the P
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)
# He liked to pick her nose !
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Can he play Colonel Bogey??
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)
# He might be able to play that by ear !
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)
# plectrum that septum!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)
# some strum done !
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)
# He's good at fingering.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Finger plucking is his specialty !
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)
# It snot how you play the game...it's how you win it.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
# It's a booger to win every time . . .
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:54, archived)
# i wish i could do that with my nose and mouth!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
# It does save from having to use your tongue . . .
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Snoot on ma lute!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Who's then ?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Strangely enough, my other half's just mentioned that I looked like the lute player when I had long hair.
Not when he's in mutant mode, I hasten to add.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Could it be the part's part ?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)
# He's the hooter luter
from Valin's pooter
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:57, archived)
# For that I'll give a tooter on the horn from my scooter !
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:04, archived)
# I hope he made a good choice
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Proof that one can pick one's friend's nose . . . by choice !
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)
# He nose ... poorly
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Also, not worth its own etc etc
Someone's been at the old porter a bit too much:
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:37, archived)
# =)
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Pfft. He's only had a few sips of water.
What a lightweight.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:43, archived)
# O D
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:53, archived)
# Trigger looks round........ and makes a face
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:54, archived)
# comedy fucking gold
I'm glad the writer's not around to subject us to any more of his inane drivel.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:31, archived)
# play it nice and cool
you know what i mean?

youtu.be/ew0qiozLtpU#t=4m10s
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Not a clue, but I like it.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Comments = Video
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Ha-ha! Still none the wiser.
All I know is that they hate socks and enjoy energetic sex.
*feels kinship*
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)
# She's trying to resist . . . it's futile !
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)
# He needs this...
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:58, archived)
# That may come in handy to prevent deviation !
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
# That's very good
Would you like to pluck my twanger?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Does it have a wiggly stick froggy ?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:10, archived)
# I think he should be more careful in picking.
That one hardly suits her. His is a total loss too.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:55, archived)
# I think you could be right . . . again !
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Could someone please help me?
I want to upload some of my wedding photos to share with you all. What is the best way to do it?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Post them on flickr.com
and put the url in your board sig.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)
# have a shit
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:30, archived)
# That was my next suggestion
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
# i need one now actually
laters
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)
# :D have a shit
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)
# But I don't think I have a flickr accout?
Do I?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Create one
it's free!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I found this one
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Oh, Lily.
I would gladly have had sex with you, until today.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)
# The codez
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
# I'd suggest making a joke account.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Just WHO could it be?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Well it isn't me!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
# pasanonic?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I haven't seen him around for ages
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)
# he probably visited b3ta one day and found the board was empty cos he ignored everyone
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:24, archived)
# I think he is
a bit too serious for joke accounts.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)
# hahahah!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Would that it were true.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it's someone from Talk.
He/she/it has never posted a picture, which suggests a lack of talent and therefor belongs in Talk.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:44, archived)
# ^ This
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)
# that implies it would be funny
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
# tubsurfgirl
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:29, archived)
#

(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:01, archived)
# print them off
put them in an envelope and post to

FREEPOST
PO BOX 666
b3ta.com
London

(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)
# compo it
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)
#

(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)
# have you tried wanking on your own shit?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)
# That castle and boat I recieved were shit... and wank.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:46, archived)
# cake.....................?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)
#

(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Full on home lol
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Clark Kent is about to lose it. Big time.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Brilliant!
:-D
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
# i clicked but nothing happened
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
# i clicked again and nothing happened
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
# i want to read more
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
# You want to read more child porn?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)
# child porn literature is all the rage
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Well it certainly makes me angry
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Rage in a cage
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
# *reads sig* ha ha
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Got out before they insisted on ECT though!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)
# You missed out! It did me wonders. (i think)
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Think or dribble?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)
# I'd rather dribble.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Want a cloth?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:05, archived)
# RONALDO IS A CUNT
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Erm
thanks for sharing that. Is that Ronaldo? I didnt think it was, just some internet advert twat I thought? Prepared to stand corrected though....
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
# no
i just thought it looked a lot like him
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
# But still,
A good point well made.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Sorry
broken link....
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Here,
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Is it wrong that I'm missing flanbase's face here?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)
# he's quite sexy, for a paedo.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:59, archived)
# All paedos are sexy

* Diaries of a Wobbly Bloke age 13.5
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Internet Police Standard Issue
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
# 404 : Criminal not found
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Is it his job to stop the traffic....
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
# hehehe...
:)
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
# 404: Meme not found.
(not even a Mark leaning in sight)
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Maybe he's inside it
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Oh yeah... I just looked...Mark is there leaning on a Freebase.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Buy one base, get one free.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Things we CAN'T post during GAYSHIFT (list them here):
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Nice things.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Horses.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)
# During Gayshift, you do NOT talk about Gayshift.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Royals.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Biscuits.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)
# memes' facebook/myspace account URLs
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:57, archived)
# faggots bums
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# is that 2 things or 1?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha
1
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
# jokes
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Ning
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Parcels
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Anything to do with Green Lantern.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)
# 8(
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)
# :D...ha ha....You're the exception because I like you. (Dayshift Fickle Nazi Blog)
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)
# POTATIS
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
# strangest shaped iron ever
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Haha, I have one of these:
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Rather surprised not to see this subject on b3ta today.
Are we all mellowing in our old age?

(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)
# I'm at a loss as to what this is about
but probably would agree with mushroom.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I think it's that assisted suicide show that Pratchett did
but I didn't see it and I don't know the relevance of snaxe.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# I may have inadvertantly
got confused as to which board I frequent has that Snake dying thing as an occasional meme...
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Oh OK then.
Who's Snake?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
# He's the posh-sounding criminal on the Simpsons
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Yoink
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
# R to the I to the motherfuckin' S
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
# who are these old people?
EDIT: de-rised
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I also didnt see it
what relevance is the snake?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
# when you die in the game 'metal gear solid' the commander dude shouts
"SNAKE, SNAKE, SNAAAAAAAAAAKE"
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
# now that was going to be my second Ris
thanks for that
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)
# None whatsoever
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:02, archived)
# RIS?
I have been drinking and dancing with the Goths in Germany and just got back and not wholly up speed on stuff.

ninja edit/ ah ok....
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
# after nings peeps
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
#
psh
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# BEST.smoke ring. EVER!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# *checks watch*
Ah, it's sexy time already?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Ectoplasm sheep....!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Someone once posted a steam train puffing out clouds that turned to sheep.
It was great!

EDIT: I am starting to wish I hadn't posted this, I have had a search and I can't find it... Sorry b3ta..
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# oh....okay.
*hangs head*

*walks away*
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# I think you meant "also great"
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
# That steam train could have solved world hunger.....
Or did you mean it was just a picture of a steam train ;-)
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Lully!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)
# You called...
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Gladys?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Arkwright?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Just crossed my mind here....... is he blowing it or sucking it?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Just crossed my mind, 'he'?
*re-evaluates*
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Looks again..... I think you're right.... I just thought it was a man at a quick glance... books myself an appointment at specsavers
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Mmm, smoked mutton
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Surely inhaling sheep isn't good for you
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
# I'll have two, thank you!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 19:51, archived)

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