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# oooomyeshhhhhh


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(AndyKay, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Everyone loves a tranny
This was in reply to Waspy's reply below, but I thought I'd put it up here so it doesn't look like noone replied to your picture
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Where can you see lions with tits? Only on B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Yes!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)
# nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Cor
I've got a semi
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Gorgeous!
Not just a lion with tits, but a tranny lion with tits.

Forget Norway!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Holy Crap!
Lions!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:59, archived)
# I'm not sure how to react to this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Yay.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] You weren't there man...you weren't there...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)
# I've been here too long
I at first saw that as freebase
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)
# If you can remember it you were never there...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)
# havent listened to them for ages
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Stop the Cats!


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(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
# And more strike action...


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(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
# *ahem* ... "YOUR"
It's the law (so I hear)!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Yell Hess!
I made a fuckup bomb way back.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Help us choose the Question of the Week - LATE LATE EDITION
Hello! Help us choose the new QOTW from these here suggestions

Best Friends - We'll keep plugging this one until Hull freezes over

Toilet Terrors - What's happened to you in the smallest room in the house. Apart from numbers ones and number twos, obviously

Beating the Reaper - What do you do to prove you're not an old fart?

The embarassment of online identity - the first email Rob ever sent was under the name Rob486DX. Confess your dreadful internet indentities

Obselete things I know how to do - Rob says he could still code up a simple game idea in Amstrad Basic. This stuff doesn't leave your mind.

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar

GET ON WITH IT
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Toilet terrors will lead to hilarious posts about this one time I met a girl and she gave me this drink and blah blah blah scat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Or hilarious skibbe-dibbe-be-bop-bop type posts
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Stop being racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# ^this,
It would just be a continuation of this week's QOTW.


(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Toilet terrors? Seriously?
Every QOTWer and their Mum's cup of tea has posted enough of that shit this week. Literally.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Old stuff I know
How to steal questions directly from The Danny Baker Show of two weeks ago.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I vote for toilet friends.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Best friends
Yeah
(McChinaman banned, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Kind of overkill for something Microsoft was able to patch eventually
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# poor leonard looks worried....
When the hell are the military going to develop ED209 suits? It's already 2011 - we should have been using walking battle tanks 10 years ago....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# What about Predator Drones?
They're pretty damn scary (and actually functional.)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
# ah, yes, they are, but I want a full walking battletank type thing - ATAT, Scoutwalker, Gundam or MetalGear - anything like one of those would do!
And anyway, if there is one thing I have learned from the movies, it's that two drones can be taken out by a tank that is in freefall after falling out of a plane and a bit of careful aiming.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
# That scene is one of the coolest things I've seen in cinema for years.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# The US military have had HULC and SARCOS, (among other exo-skeletons), up and running for some time.
The problem is they're too expensive to be given to someone who might just die on the field of battle while wearing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
# thing is, do the current prototypes really offer a serious advantage to the troops? I've yet to see one equipped with a minigun and a shit load of ammo...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Not really
They're all still really bulky and are a long way off being Iron Man.

Which is kind of ironic since one of the big exo skeleton projects was called the "Iron Man" project.
Also, did someone (other than me) say exo suit?

Who's suit is more advanced? Samus Aran or Iron Man?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)
# You have teh skills.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Woo
I love these, I love you, I love b3ta, I love horses and I love squirels with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Scarlet
misslabled her suit
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
# oh my word
earn me points - shameless link post
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Clickied yours and toasts
anyone else need clothes?
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:12, archived)
# I'm very short on T Shirts
but to be honest, I'd be surprised if I hit anywhere near 100 clicks
but ta anyway...


hang on a sec - If every b3tan signed up, and every b3tan clicked on every other b3tan's links, they've have to give away at least 50,000 t shirts (taking into account the loss fictional accounts, leavers etc)

but then again, 50,000 clicks is a lot of clicks...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:19, archived)
# You're up to 43 points now...
Edit: Jeez I thought you got a T-shirt at 45 points....

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:22, archived)
# So are you Amish Information Systems as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
I was scrolling down thinking, 'Ok, what?' and then they hit me.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Hahaha
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Oh gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Those beards don't fool anyone! I know what you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Never gurner give you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Crossover image challenge for this week
B3tans! Want a little extra fun? Combine the "Jumpy Orange Shapes" with the "Back Boris" T-shirt competition!

Edit: Oh dear, just checked back and it seems I've upset the locals. To be clear - I wasn't suggesting entering Boris's naff competition, I was implying that he was a jumped-up orange shape of some sort, and the B3tan piss-take machine might have a bit of fun at his expense. On the plus side, this is the longest thread I've ever started here, so apologies for length and all that... pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Kill yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Instant classic.
And still the strangest music vid I've seen, this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
# What's it from..?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# The Boy In The Bubble.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
# I honestly don't know who it's by - BLD posted it when I asked about the original gif.
4 minutes of simulated sex and many peculiar asides.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Pon De Floor by Major Lazer
It's called "daggerin" vimeo.com/5942589
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
#
Directed by en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Wareheim
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Thanks for the refresher, man.
I think..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Now THAT's a jolly angry lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# It's a dude. Which, as it turns out, is the least troubling thing in the whole video.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# *settles back with popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
# AIDS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
# fuck the fuck off, really
why the fuck should that posh cock sucker get more money for doing fuck all?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# now look what you've done! Brian's angry!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
# *knock knock*
"Who is it?"

"Santa Clause ... "

*excitement!* "Oh, it's you ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:39, archived)
# hahahah!
"I'm getting married in the morning..."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
# I loved this :)
Or was it "I'm not ..."
/still at work so can't go and check blog
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
# BAD AIDS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# CAT AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I'm using my penis.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Mark Heap is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Only if you answer my survey
ARE YOU SOME SORT OF CUNT?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Haha, thanks, I deserved that =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# YOU deserved it?
Are you and AIS the same person then?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
# HA! Second account outed!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Cleared cookies and whatnot earlier
coming on/board unprepared for horses, I should know better

EDIT And - who, what when?
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Curiosity killed the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
# no thanks, but have a picture instead...


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(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# ah, exclamation mark
you win
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# but he doesn't jump.......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
# compo it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Smug internet cunt
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# where the fuck is my kitten that you promised me?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Wham! Bam!
Fuck you ma'am...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Stick this on a T-shirt....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# fucking brilliant
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Amazing
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# still one of the best things on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:52, archived)
# oh good god, no......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I know... TWINS!
Boris and Morris.
Gah!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Christ on a bike, man!
That's hellish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# disturbing and fantastic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
aaaah, hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Oh, oh my
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Why? WHY???
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Strangely hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Ha! Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
#
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Take your link and fist your mother's cunt with it.
Boris Johnson is an embarrassment, just like your fisted mother's cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Cock Off!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Could you make photoshoppery japery like putting boris on the back mooning or something. Hidden Goatse? I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# get to fuck you fucking fuck wit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] For Rory
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
# hahahaha
but shouldn't the deathstar be replaced by a spacehopper?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
# No, in this version
it's replaced by Han Solo.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
# :D have a shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I done a picture for that Greenpeace Star Wars thing

Feel free to click the pic to get me a T-shirt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I joined the Rebellion, and quickly realised it would take me around three years to get the t-shirt.
Not to say I don't want one, but the grind is worse than the dailies in World of Warcraft..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
# I'm thinking its impossible unless you're a schoolkid or work in a massive office
so all the more reason for people to generously click the pic in the hope that it makes some difference to the numbers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I tried, but the site was all wiggy and took an age to load. Don't know if it counted..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:45, archived)
# took an age to load for me too...
The question is, will anyone get enough votes before Lucas sues GP?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# I've been wondering that.
Given the fact that Lucas is such a monetary mercenary, it wouldn't suprise me if he's allowed both parties permission.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
#
ClicK

And click
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# I'm eerily reminded of my SWG days
Lovely pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Inevitable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Space hoping ain't like dusting crops kid...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Oh, I was expecting a splat
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Incoming!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# quick and dirty
(tubeman trousers, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Compo it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# *cough* Challenge *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# in what way
is any part of this orange?
(tubeman trousers, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
# i no rite
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
# no idea - ris-ing like crazy
wut?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Anti Alias
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
# ???
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Auntie Alice is a fat bitch
and junior has the legs of a flea
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# What enlargement resampling algorithm did you etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# whatever the default is when you resize in cs2
i think its bicubic
(tubeman trousers, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Aunt Alice has put on weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I'm too dense to get this
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Bristol Lodge - LOLz


Orange, with a bit of order (pea)
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Make it go away, make it go away!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha
followed by david dickenson
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)
# And Judith Charmers
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
# and the cast of The Only Way Is Essex


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:17, archived)
# 6/10*
*Needs more orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)
# There is nothing more orange in the world than Dale Winton
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# You obviously haven't been to Birkenhead.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Isn't that where Smash Monkey lives?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Not far, she is on the other side of the Mersey.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Huh, didn't know she was a Northener.
To be quite honest I think most b3tans live DAHN SARTH.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# There are not enough flaming hammers in this world at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Mr Hoppy!!!!
bit.ly/j48wiz
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)
# We have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Arrrgghghhhhh!! *Runs away*
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Excellent work
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
# i just thought the compo was lacking a touch of spacehopper
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# 5/10
needs more spacehopper
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Pffffft.
Ingenious.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Too brown
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# well, it is shit
so it works
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Well then I'm comping this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] ditto
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Exact requirements met.
*awards cookie*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Yes
glad I thought of it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry]

My 10,000th post!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)
# hehe - The Trouble With Tangerines
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)
# hahahahahahah! and congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Congrats and that
but you're supposed to get your cock out.
Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Ha-ha! Busted.
*distracts with card trick*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)
# hard prick?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Hey, is that Elvis?
*throws smoke bomb on floor*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] And a couple of RP's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] fin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)
# 1969 in the sunshine.
(Whoever got that reference gets a 21 gun salute and a slice of jam sponge.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)
# I don't like this game. All I can think of now is Bryan Adams' craggy fizzgog leering in at me as he strums his crotch.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:06, archived)
# The Gods have abandoned us!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)
# I wonder what they're all looking at
Maybe it's the Gods exiting stage right

Edit: or stage left. I forget which way round it goes
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)
# I have to ask - was this just a handy gif that you had lying around?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Yeah
I've got absolutely no idea now why I did it in the first place. According to B3tards I uploaded it on the 21st August 2010. No, that would be the 21st of October 2008. That sounds more like it; I was sure it wasn't last year...

Pretty appropriate, though :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Ironic thing is, I wasn't talking about him.
And now I have that same image. What a downer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Blame 1969.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Boards of Canada
See, someone was paying attention.

But then that's the worrying thing about the internet. Someone's always paying attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)
# There we go :)
And I know. It's me. *twirls non-existent moustache*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!!!
AND what a way to celebrate

*Clicks* reeeet 'ard!!

Congrats Cap'n

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Shuriken!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Arf!
and congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Merci, JPG.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
# nicely
and congrats : D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:50, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely
Congrats dude
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Best alternative challenge winner, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Hahaha, bloody brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)
# This is fucking lush
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
# It's pure cush.
(mitsusproogi Pure Cush, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 6:21, archived)
# Hahaha,
fantastic!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 2 Jul 2011, 19:49, archived)
# :D
Lovethisone
(herman:D, Sat 2 Jul 2011, 23:46, archived)
# This would have made the Matrix sooooo much better
Seriously.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 13:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Arf!
Conratumalations, now where is the reflecto-cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Cheers, Jeevesy.
Hey, have you seen this?
*distracts with another card trick*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Mind the oranges Marlon!
Marlon Shatner
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# D.R. & Quinch ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Woo and congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha
superb, but the rule is a naked picture at 10,000 !
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)
# It's a fair cop.
Will return, shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
# NSFW
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/79773/1309443310/10k.jpg
I did make the London Police figure magenta, but it looked even more like a cock..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# congrats!
and despite the lack of nuddies have this

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha. Mind if I pop this in here?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# NICE ONE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# A belated Congrats dear sir
10, 000 already?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)
# Congrats!
What an achievement!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Cheers for showing us balls on your milestone
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Nice!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] if you don't know this game, your either 12 or a twat.


Edit: relax.. being a twat is not all that bad :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
# I didn't have a Spectrum or anything like that.
I was mainly a console gamer; Sega Mega Drive etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
# fuck you
i am neither and i've never heard of that game.

what platform was it on?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Atari St, Amiga and DOS...
Before Bumpy's Arcade Adventure, there was just "Bumpy" which I think was a Spectrum affair.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)
# i was a spectrum lad
then moved up the the amiga 500, then the Amiga 1000 before moving onto PC's.

still don't remember the game though.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
# I just vaguely remember it on the ST; maybe just a review in ST Format or something... I never had it, myself
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)
# dude,
why are you afraid to say you know this game.
just because everyone else are 12 year olds or twats, doesn't mean you have to be!

/peer pressure
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I don't have enough will power to be an individual. I just follow everyone else, sheepishly.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)
# You went from an Amiga 500 to an Amiga 1000
That's a downward shift. An Amiga 2000 maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)
# :(
Maybe his family ran out of money and had to sell the Amiga 500 and you've just reawakened childhood traumas.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)
# I must be a twat.
I had an Acorn Electron, C64, Speccy 128 and an Amiga 600.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Pfftt!
A600 was a botch.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)
# i am not 12 and what is this?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)
# i don't even
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
# your all goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)
# ahem
YOU'RE
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)
# S'what I thought.
I don't have a 12 or a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)
# That's a rather limited amount of options.
But I'd like to think I'm not the latter. Well, not very often, at least. And I know I'm not 12. Or rather, if I am, why the hell am I working for a bloody living - I should be in school!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:27, archived)
# I didn't realise you were Chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)
# all kids do nowdays is internetz
so that might explain it :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
# ahem
INTERNETS

;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:31, archived)
# 12 year olds can't spell!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)
# you work in a Primark factory
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)
# sometimes... I wish that I did.
'cos the insanity here on occaision gets too much to deal with.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)
# How to make friends and influence people.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
# This is excellent :-)
*Click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] For Waspy
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Wonderous as per!!

*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Derparoo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
# mnnnnnggghhh!
joey!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)
# hahahahahha! fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Ace as usual :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Gormaroos.
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)
# That made me chuckle...
*cleeek*
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know... it's orange and it jumps
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Hahaha...
You tinker you! :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Custard spills are always a major hazard for road-users....
ace, Joe :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Wheelie good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Solomon Schmuckles: Superstar Taxidermist


Click for bigger (489 kb)
Solomon Schmuckles is an internationally-renowned taxidermist who holds the world record time for the fastest mounting of a life-size bobcat. The ghoulish Mr. Schmuckles—a virtual living legend amongst his animal-stuffing peers—also holds several other distinguished taxidermy achievements. These include the first ever mounting of a rainbow trout while wearing a blindfold, the most thorough skinning of a Kodiak brown bear while juggling torches on a catamaran in rough waters, and, most notably, the fastest one-handed stuffing of identical twin mountain sheep while concurrently playing Pop-A-Shot.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
# He looks uncannily like
Andy Warhol. Nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
#
yea, that was unintentional, but you're right. thanks!
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Pat does have a lovely pair of balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Zut alors!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)
# if you ask nicely, you can have the follow up pic
It's not pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)

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