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[challenge entry] I'm gonna need bigger lamps.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Well, FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! :D
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:27, archived)
# is there some technological improvement in the second post?
Edit: partial thread delete, never mind
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:29, archived)
# It was so good he posted it twice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:31, archived)
# probably get two FPs out of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Ssshh! That's my idea I saw it first!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:34, archived)
# o, ok--consider it unsaid :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Sorry, I placed an order for a pair
Talk about quick delivery!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:37, archived)
# I'm sorry I can't see the design flaw
These are awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:37, archived)
# streamlined and compact to the hilt
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Indeed
Apart from the fuel lines of course but I reckon you could tuck those in under the hat.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] the clutter reminds me of one of my very first 'shops :
the AeroNag
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:47, archived)
# And the barrels of alcoholic beverage strapped to his back
is well needed in times when one needs re-enforcement and revigoration!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:42, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not alone here.
I think this may be the future!

*orders one more*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:45, archived)
# HeeHee! :) Thanks all! :)
Ok, not so much a 'design flaw' but the straps were too tight and there were chafing issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 10:17, archived)
# :D
Welcome earthling.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Top invention!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 14:53, archived)
# break open another bale, Cap'n?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Stop hogging that boinker
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:29, archived)
# ah, lemme Bogart that just once more
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:32, archived)
# *pulls on speedos*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:34, archived)
# it's a long swim
and a helluva lot longer coming back :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:38, archived)
# *pulls on cock*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:38, archived)
# I was just gonna stuff it with socks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:46, archived)
# a large potato is more impressive (as long as it's in the front)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:55, archived)
# stuffing your cock with anything is impressive
if that's the sort of thing that impresses you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:58, archived)
# I've heard of the 'Love boat'
but the 'I love everybody boat'...Well, it wont be allowed I tells you.
(I helped save b3ta! Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Sorry, I got up a bit late this morning (Morrisons still have Spitfire at £1 pint!)
So many good suggestions yesterday, so I will start with 'Shaft' for macroscian and a special one for XLVII, Gianluca Vialli.
More may follow, but I not sure how many I can knock out before the misses wakes up.


Click for fucking massive Gianluca VAG CREAM or Click for CREAMY without the VAG.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 7:27, archived)
# Who's the black private dick That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Wobbly Bloke!

You're damn right.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 9 Jul 2011, 7:29, archived)
# :D
Wait for it...

Remember you suggested Zdzislaw Maklakiewicz (just before your keyboard exploded)...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 7:40, archived)
# Haha!
Brilliant, sir. Thank you!
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 9 Jul 2011, 7:52, archived)
# Zdzislaw Maklakiewicz
My cat keeps emailling him
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 7:58, archived)
#
(Morrisons still have Spitfire at £1 pint!) - Blimey, I am going to have to go shopping with the wife today then, thats too good to miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 7:59, archived)
# They have had it for two weeks now...
In my local MORONS they don't have it on offer with the other beers but every till has a display of them as you go to check out.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 8:05, archived)
# Good morning
Oh, was Shaft suggested yesterday? Nice! If it hadn't been, I'd have suggested it now.

=)

I will fax you some swedish coffee - bordering that thin brown line between industrial strength and industrial grade.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 9 Jul 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Thanks for the coffee, I need it more that every this morning.
I have just re-checked and it is definatly Richard Roundtrees birthday today.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Damn right, indeed
but are you still working on your *ahem* research on Ashley before the missus awakes? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Yes I am...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Final one for today (I think I have done one for everyone who asked?
camp freddy suggested I do a "murderers theme day" with OJ Simpson and Courtney Love... I haven't done Courtney because she is such an ugly old slag (allegedly).

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 8:15, archived)
# I approve of murderers theme day.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 9 Jul 2011, 8:32, archived)
# i approve of not having courtney love
she is a swamp donkey!
ning WB!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:36, archived)
# "If I did it"?
doesn't look the least bit guilty...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 8:40, archived)
# Nice!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:17, archived)
# That's bloody fantastic!
Thank you very much Wobbly!

I shall Send pics of the T shirt when it's done.
I think it's gonna be better than I had imagined, I just need to make him look more butch somehow without changing him.... maybe using different fonts and things.

*sends Jaffa caykes*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:10, archived)
# :D
Is it big enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Yeah it should be
Are you using inkscape now? because I can always stretch it if you have.
I'm sure it will be fine though.
Cheers for doing the eyes and lips for me too, I was worried about how gay he looked at first. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Shut yo mouth!....I'm jus' talkin' 'bout Shaft!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:20, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:29, archived)
# weight-watchers, this is a convincing plan
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 7:06, archived)
# oh ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 7:50, archived)
# Also
Eat Shit and Diet!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 7:47, archived)
# eat less shit you mean :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 7:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Chocolate Teapot


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(I helped save b3ta! baconninja, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 5:26, archived)
# I couldn't get this out of my head. 'Ave it.
Why do anarchists drink herbal tea?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 7:42, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 2:58, archived)
# durr
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 3:16, archived)
# pop star thread?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 3:20, archived)
# fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 3:26, archived)
# Thank you.
I've been longing for a mildly vibrating Lionel Ritchie since 1983.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 3:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:22, archived)
# morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Haha
Morning sir!
Edit: I really didn't realise just how bad this one looked!

Bwhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:32, archived)
# WHEEE! (i HOPE YOU DONT MIND)
oops caps
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 3:25, archived)
# i can't view 3d images because my dodgy left eye
fuck you pedro
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 3:28, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 3:30, archived)
# also...
when you gazzed me, what did you mean when you said you 'feel trapped in a mans body'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 3:32, archived)
# hahaha
you utter cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 3:34, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k2FkUF41AA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 3:41, archived)
# i get them
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 4:49, archived)
# ah hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 3:48, archived)
# hahaha it's a fair question.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 4:00, archived)
# i'm a lady don't you know
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 4:12, archived)
# Yes, it's a fair question. It deserves an answer.
Although my sources tell me he's been trapped in a duck's body for quite some time now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 4:10, archived)
# sexy ducks?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 5:41, archived)
[challenge entry] ornamental
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Where exactly does the "orna" come into the equation? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:46, archived)
# she's the one with her back to us ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:59, archived)
# They look so happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:46, archived)
#
happy bored shitless
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 2:39, archived)
[challenge entry] rubbish glue
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 3:21, archived)
[challenge entry] ah fuckit
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 3:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 5:55, archived)
# SUPER GLUF
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:14, archived)
# it's made with extract of navel fluff
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 9:40, archived)
# no more dirty pillows at the News of the World I guess


Cheap and nasty shop I know. But it seemed fitting.

(thenumber18, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:47, archived)
# I don't think she'll sleep again for quite some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Why is....
...she trying to light her wrist-corkscrew attachment from a candle?

New NOTW scandal? Let's make it so
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:45, archived)
# I was trying to avoid such meat 'n' potatoes issues and breathe in the rarefied mountain air of the moral high ground.
So, in brief, dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:49, archived)
# She never had any involvement in the said attachment and it was never proven that she used them.
Never in any way at all was she involved in the reproachable candle behaviour of her colleagues and anyway, flames were not mentioned so that's outside the law. Uhhuuhh?

Edit: that sounds a bit mental but that's life in the NOTW world
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:55, archived)
# Aw, man,
I could drone on about all this for hours.
Actually, I already have, but could easily carry on for a few more hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 2:03, archived)
# she has so far only stated that it is 'inconceivable' that she knew anything about it.
"in·con·ceiv·a·ble/inknsvbl/Adjective: Not capable of being imagined or grasped mentally; unbelievable"
a strange statement to make. i, for one, can imagine it and according to the many media reports i have heard on the subject many others can too.
inconceivable - strange word.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 2:05, archived)
# Good point.
A good journo doesn't use the language sloppily.
Although I think the poor dear (and possible criminal) may have been under some stress at the time. And hacks (eg me) often find exaggeration hard to resist.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 2:30, archived)
# i've been trying for ages
and i just can't think of anything that may be considered inconceivable.
considering inconceivability. now i am confuzzled.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 2:41, archived)
# Yeah, you're right.
Something inconceivable is literally inconceivable.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 2:47, archived)
# I know a lot of Dr Who fans didn't like Catherine Tate,
but that's a bit much!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:49, archived)
# This says fiend :)


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(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Jazz Smurf digs, daddio.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Neat - you can flick between seeing letters and seeing smurf
'n' happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:30, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY :D
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Oh, yeah.
Jazz Smurfs ought to be an entire compo.
*EDIT* A jazzier contribution: Oh yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Very nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:20, archived)
# No it doesn't.
People called romanes they go the house?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Demones scribent graffitus
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:38, archived)
# FLID?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:18, archived)
# that's not very nice
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:31, archived)
# There's a garment that briefly caught on among children in the 80s.
Kind of a padded, sleveless acrylic coat.
There were various names for it; bodywarmer, gullet and, more recently, gilet.

Round my end, everybody called 'em flid jackets.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:49, archived)
# What were you doing wrapping childrens clothing around your 'end', etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Very droll.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:24, archived)
# When my daughter was three yrs old
I teasingly described this scene to her. She pondered--then with an expression of mild disgust she said, "It's probably just a dog"

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:39, archived)
# It's uncanny how much that boy resembles a dog
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:43, archived)
# AMAZING, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:00, archived)
# hehheheheh
 
speaking of carnies, if you read this book once you will never forget it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek_Love
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Never heard of it. But based on the wiki write-up, I'm intrigued.
Thanks for broadening my horizons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Truck and Attic I don't remember at all, probably worth seeking out again
www.amazon.com/Katherine-Dunn/e/B000APT54C/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1

rumours persist as to her fourth novel, I check every now and again
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Most kind, Rapitinui.
And thank you for igniting a particular literary spark I was hitherto unaware of.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:22, archived)
#
Do they have a spider-baby?
(champagnerocker, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:59, archived)
# I would not doubt that :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:01, archived)
# There are some especially hairy babies on that island.
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:12, archived)
# What she actually said was "I fancy a grape"... could have been worse I suppose!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# No nudity?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzgT-fg01vY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)
# He's just fat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Friday nite is sexeh nite!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:19, archived)
# sexeh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:44, archived)
# He would've gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for those darn kids!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Now let's see who that creepy long-tongued bassist REALLY is!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:31, archived)
# MUM? DAD?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Yes dear?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:44, archived)
# The Grapist?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA!
Fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Slipping in a compo pearoast seeing as it's a little slow at the moment.


and I'm sure she'd prefer it up....
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] And another that's almost seven years old (Christ I feel old now!)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Another old gag
goo.gl/Kfgu

Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:42, archived)
# Goddam commies
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:00, archived)
# lovely singing voice
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:18, archived)
# fucking excellent
(I helped save b3ta! miltonlives on, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# CAREFUL NOW
There. Now there's the end of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:14, archived)
# 'For us ze party ist Kaputt!'


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(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Razzle was an excellent budget wank mag.
If only Hitler had known.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)
# MORONICA! :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Hello
A little thing I did on the bus:
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
#
This bus?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)
# What are you talking about? It looks nothing like Fred.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Nicely :D
Is this observational or just from the top of your head?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Beaten within 60 seconds.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Sorry man D: and happy candleday! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)
# From the top of my head.
I have used real people as casual models before, but not this time.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:38, archived)
# I've been told from my tutor I need to do more observational drawing of people.
But I'd feel funny drawing someone on the bus or something. Might just be me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# I did this once:


It was some chick standing in front of me.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I see~
Some of my more recent observational drawings has been from animals in the zoo. I need to sort that out. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Hello! :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Very nice.
From life or memory?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:33, archived)
# This:
www.b3ta.com/board/10473755

And happy barfcace day

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Obrigado.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)
# a li'l unipornography?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Bucking the trend I see!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:44, archived)
# neigh-sayer!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:58, archived)
# UNICOCK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:05, archived)
# quick, messy rehash of an old one

I'm well aware that there are people pulling Rupert's strings too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:43, archived)
# But like all the biggest things
they're too big to see.

:)

Also, a quick threadjack to say that my stories Dawn Touches the Girl and The Tale of the Siamese Painting are currently free at Smashwords for their Summer/Winter sale, so long as you follow the instructions to enter a coupon at the purchase page. "BUY" THEM. Yes. One is about vampires and has lots of sweary words, while the other is about a myserious painting and doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:45, archived)
# download them then you bastards
these two stories are fantastic. yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:15, archived)
# FUCK YOU ALL THEN
Go on. You'd enjoy them. They're free. They're also ace. I particularly love "The Tale of the Siamese Painting" which has an air vaguely reminiscent of Neil Gaiman.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)
# ace as usual
string theory at its finest

I wouldn't dare speculate as to who's pulling his strings but it's got to be ** ******* or *** *a***** I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:47, archived)
# It's the Illuminati
That'd be Prince Philip. In his lizard form, most likely.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:49, archived)
# if by the illuminati
you mean *** *o*** o* *o*******, I'm down with that

Phils too hot blooded with his Thursday Club adventures to be reptilian I reckon

I'll have a 'R' please Carol
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Ah but he's an alien reptile
They're a different thing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:59, archived)
# I bet your wearing a turquiose track suit too aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:02, archived)
# .........
...........

...........


yes
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:05, archived)
# snazzy! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:08, archived)
# I'm a stylish type of guy
People look at me and say, "Wow! That guy's really stylish!" At least I think that's what they're saying.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:17, archived)
# the sound of borborygm
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Best of all the grindcore bands
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Lolotics!
I was incredulous to read, earlier today, Cameron defending the employment of Andy Coulson by saying 'He's my friend'.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:49, archived)
# everyone deserves a second chance
I mean, if you resigned from a job because of widespread reports of abuse of the system and law breaking, you'd expect to be re-hired in one of the most prominent positions in the country wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:50, archived)
# It's a shame that Labour can't stick the knife in quite as much as they'd like
Given their own failure to deal with the issue when it first reared its head
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Labour: this policy the government is introducing will waste millions in tax money.
Conservatives: Oh yeah? Well you lot wrecked the economy.

Usual Labour response: *silence*
Correct Labour response: That doesn't invalidate our argument. Learn some logic you stupid toffs.

I read Hansard far too much, but that's pretty much the Conservatives' answer to everything.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:29, archived)
#
It rather does invalidate their argument. Since they wrecked the economy, any subsequent protestations about their opponents' financial acumen ring rather hollow. You know, what with their not having the faintest idea how to manage money in the first place.

It'd be rather like Gary Glitter's claiming that child beauty pageants are wrong because they sexualise children.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 0:30, archived)
#
Err, not so much. I can easily be crap at something, but still know that somebody else is also crap at the same thing in a different way.

The nature of child beauty pageants doesn't change on the basis of what Gary Glitter thinks.
(JSlayerUK, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 1:27, archived)
# To be fair, that's probably the most simple and honest statement anyone has made in this debacle
I'm not saying it's right...but it's an honest reason and one which cannot be argued with.
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
# fucking love this
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:54, archived)
# COCKFINGERS
that must have been quite fiddly to animate...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:55, archived)
# that only took 10 minutes
the original one was a bit longer s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1273665754/murdcamclegg.gif
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:02, archived)
# nicely done
did you use after effetcs puppet tool?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:05, archived)
# no, can't afford such things
Autodesk consume my entire software budget :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:12, archived)
# they look like john mccain's fingers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:04, archived)
# That pinky is nasty!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Fingered it out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:56, archived)
# You call him names and he sits and grins, 'cos everybody else is just a sucker to him..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbdYuO9W1kU
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Nice, dark =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:09, archived)
# I'll just be glad when I no longer see these people.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:17, archived)
# You flash bastard
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Facile
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
like B3ta is anything else. you twat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 20:55, archived)
#
Calm down dear, it was only a throwaway comment! The animation is particularly well done...

Edit : Actually I should apologise, it's b3ta and I wasn't being particularly fluffy. I'm just a little fed up with 'OMG Murdoch is evil lol' and I had a little snipe at a Murdoch is evil thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Sun 10 Jul 2011, 22:34, archived)
# could you either direct me to
or briefly outline an explanation of how he is not evil?
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 0:41, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:15, archived)
#
No? Not unless he writes it himself... of course he's evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:39, archived)
#

Many thanks to Botticelli... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:45, archived)
# *click*:D...............Botticelli?..........I thought YOU'd painted it!
*unclicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:53, archived)
# He'll kill me in my sleep if he sees this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:03, archived)
# botty jelly more like
amirite

no
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Release the hound!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:02, archived)
# do the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:29, archived)
# this looks perfectly fine to me
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:37, archived)
# i lost that source :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 2:05, archived)
# Gnarly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:06, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:07, archived)
# Gnarly b3taday Captain Howdy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:15, archived)
# candl3!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Many thanks, guys.
Much appreciated.

EDIT: I still feel like a noob, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Haffy B3tadayz
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:49, archived)
# Cheers, daz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:53, archived)
# creepy candle day
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:54, archived)
# You're a beautiful man, Rory.
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:57, archived)
# nay bother bud
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Merry candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Merry candles!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:51, archived)
# happy b3taday from me
I love your work!!!

WOO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Thank you, camp freddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Belated b3taday wishes Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Venus On The Half Board !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:14, archived)
# needs more squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Nutter On Board !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Turtle power!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:48, archived)
# pfffft
I knew the original was lacking something
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] i was going to link this, but i don't think it's that bad
but i don't think it's that bad
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:41, archived)
# ha ha ha
fucking hell! nearly choked on my coffee then
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:43, archived)
# Up Lifting
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:54, archived)
# down dropping
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:55, archived)
# side splitting
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Pepsi
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:00, archived)
# poopsi
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:04, archived)
# hahaha
o ffuck!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Grim, yet pleasing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:06, archived)
# ^This
and happy candle day.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)
# this is disgusting and it definitely gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Hmmm
Revoltingly brilliant or brilliantly revolting?

Gets my clicky though!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 1:39, archived)
# This has got to be
one of the funniest images I've ever seen!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)
# That is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:38, archived)
# ai 10.0.3 ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Rebekah??
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Doesn't end with the News of the World...


Click for bigger (349 kb)
(Idiron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:29, archived)
# propaganda for everyone! yay!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:39, archived)
# shares are plummeting and Renault has pulled all its advertising from News International
It's all over the press in the US.
Hope we see domino effect happen....

*potential glees*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Those shares might be worth a punt when they bottom out
They'll be back to where they were in a few years. Or when "The Sun On Sunday" launches.
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Leaked audio of Brooks, might take a while to load
liberalconspiracy.org/2011/07/08/leaked-audio-rebekah-brooks-angrily-questioned-by-angry-notw-staff/

Listen to it here instead;
www.businessinsider.com/rebekah-brooks-news-of-the-world-2011-7

Also £1bn wiped off BSkyB shares.

Oh lool

It would be nice to get all the advertising pulled for
twitter.com/#!/TheSunOnSunday
Before it comes out.

imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:43, archived)
# nice one dec
she's too well connected to fall but anything's possible
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:54, archived)
# I didn't do it, I just found it.
It's been an interesting news day for sure.

Too true, she'll pop up somewhere else, nice to see News Corp in the shit though.

^____________________^
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:57, archived)
# She'll survive. Andy Coulson, less so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:58, archived)
# great japes
happy kandals

toodle pip
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] One for Hazel Irvine


Click for bigger (353 kb)
(champagnerocker, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:20, archived)
# LOL YOUR NOT RONG M8
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:26, archived)
# ARCHIE FUCKING GEMMILL!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:16, archived)
# In my post coital bliss...
I have on occasions told my partner - "I haven't felt that good since Michael Owen scored against Argentina in 1998" :o)
(champagnerocker, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Nothing wrong with that poster.
The fact that Scotland aren't going to be IN any World Cup won't stop us making shite posters about it.

The Daily Record need to have some way of selling news papers, after all.

Yes, I do hate football.
(I helped save b3ta! Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 0:58, archived)

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