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# They've got 'Sound Charades' perfected...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Super shopping
Although, as comedians, they're epic failures.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:30, archived)
# hahahahahah! that is fantastic - *insta-click!!*
'nings ya'll
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:31, archived)
# arf!...top shop
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:32, archived)
# haha
Is that Paisley Sitting on his own?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Bring me the Ed of Alfredo Garcia
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:33, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Now, Rupert please sing "I Just Don't Know What to Do with Myself" by Bacharach and David to the tune of "Guilty" by Billie Holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:35, archived)
# I'm applying for a job at News Corp
I'm perfectly capable of knowing nothing about anything for £500k a year
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Nice to see Samantha/Rebekah represented by a vacant chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:43, archived)
#
Rebekah had to leave as she was invited by the Murdochs to an exclusive club to meet a group of aristocrats. She's very excited to see where all the big knobs hang out.
She says at such a posh function she and the other girls will probably end up trying to speak with plums in their mouths. Rupert has also promised her a variety of caviars
and an array of spirit-based apperitifs. She says he's going to offer her delicious food in his hotel room and then liqour out on the balcony.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:46, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:10, archived)
# sssssssssssssssspang!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:32, archived)
# I like this very much
Also - I noticed this on the news. Silly arse missed the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:08, archived)
# can I pea this from last night too?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:17, archived)
# fannytastic
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:36, archived)
# superb stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:57, archived)
# FP a small version of this now!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:33, archived)
# That's fabulous.
Bravo, Archie!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:41, archived)
# One crime to the tune of another
What would Samantha say?

Fab

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I wish
they could bring Humph back. Jack Dee's all well and good but HE'S NOT HUMPH.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Oh wow!
Fab :D
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 1:48, archived)
# Dem letters be Jammin'
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Superb sir!
:D I love these!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Mornin' sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Mornin' matey
How did the boys do in the tournament? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:52, archived)
# He won and got a medal he's very proud of
Going for his third belt soon. We practice every night!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Brilliant stuff!!
Well done lil' Q! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:12, archived)
# is this
some form of Martial Art that you speak of?
(CjR Mix, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Yup, Wax on - wax off!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Vary nice....
Bob Blob
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha
you've just given me another idea
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Damian Marley's birthday tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Amazing stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Fantastic!
These really are superb.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Thanks :)
And non-Murdoch related!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:59, archived)
# yes!
how refreshing... :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Brilliant:D
Woo
(herman:D, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Scary Pizza Face!!


I had haunted pizza last night...
(Xeh, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:50, archived)
# I dont know
wether to eat that or fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:51, archived)
# *makes mental note to decline Ad7's next dinner party*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:51, archived)
# But the banquet at his orgy is delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:35, archived)
# first one, then the other
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:22, archived)
# That looks absolutely vile
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:51, archived)
#
Pizza lump of sick
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:55, archived)
# Ah, drugez.
Those were the days...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:11, archived)
# why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Johnny 5
if Short Circuit was set in Scotland
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Do you want to throw up?
Or down?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:42, archived)
# I'm buying a new car today
That's not related to this cartoon, just making idle conversation.

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:37, archived)
# I remember Jimmy from school
was voted most likely to sack seed
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:43, archived)
# That's barley credible.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:57, archived)
# sorry, it's just my rye wit
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:59, archived)
# Yeah, wheatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:04, archived)
# well, it might have been a bit corny
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Oatiose, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:15, archived)
# but with a grain of truth
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Stop it, or I'll gaz the mods
and have you branned.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:36, archived)
# I thought we'd exhausted the list of grains but
you were able to rice to the occasion. But now I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:41, archived)
# ._.

* I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:56, archived)
# I felt quite popular this morning....
I got two private messages; the first from Mrs Trellis saying "Tomorrow must be Diana Rigg in one of her Emma Peel catsuits I feel.
The second was from RedHouse "What a lineup! Natalie Wood, Sandra Oh, Gisele Bundchen, Diana Rigg, Wendy Richard... If i have to choose, a) and d)."

* I think I may have got carried away with Natalie... So may lovely photos to use...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:12, archived)
# More Rigg.
Sergio Calderón for tomorrow. I have no idea if I know who he is, but he has an interesting look.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Done!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:37, archived)
# You are popular.
Cos your stuff, exemplified above, is lovely (bit of a Diana Rigg man, meself).
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:30, archived)
# ^ That
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:37, archived)
# swooooon....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:48, archived)
# the one in the middle
reminds me of this
www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/comeoutside/
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 10:29, archived)
# ^ Perve
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Natalie Woo!
To follow Wendy Richard, tomorrow is Mollie Sugden's birthday. For the VAG CREAM, Florentine Lahme, or if you dare, "research" Racquel Darrian or Simony Diamond (NSFW!)

I'll let someone who cares nominate Ross Kemp.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:51, archived)
# Huzzah!
Actually remembered!

Eventually...

So, tomorrow, Jaime Murray (Hustle, not Jamie the tennis player) and Robin Williams in beardy mode plskthx :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:38, archived)
# :)
How's the lump?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Badgers Agree To Cull Humans
In Bid To Stop Spread Of Idiocy



Click for bigger (130 kb)
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 7:58, archived)
# Stopping the spread of idiocy has become one of the major problems of this century.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 7:59, archived)
# And most of the previous ones.
It's a losing battle, I fear.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:11, archived)
# but are badgers really up to the task?
we don' need no steenkeeng badgers, now do we?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:18, archived)
# What choice do we have?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:37, archived)
# skunks could keep idiots too busy to breed, and so in time . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:41, archived)
# ... it hardly bears thinking about.
(Dunno why I was thinking about bears, though)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:13, archived)
# don't know if you are familiar with Timothy Treadwell
but he's one idiot that bears removed from society

video only remotely related to topic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTJlr6xVxKc
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:17, archived)
# How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:51, archived)
# And not a moment too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Fuck badgers.
Stripy, woffly cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Too late! Idiocy is too widespread in humans to controll
try vaccination instead
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:58, archived)
[challenge entry] COOL SHIRT BRO
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 6:33, archived)
# hahaha
three fuck moon!

I showed my brother the Amazon reviews page for the original tshirt a couple of months back, big LOL from him
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 6:38, archived)
# your three freebase on fucking fire picture was my laptop wallpaper for a good while
(this one, for the uninitiated)

anybody who saw it was thoroughly dumbfounded, but then they have not seen as many photoshops as possibly I have in my time
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 6:40, archived)
# found the source on pictureisunrelated.com which has unshopped pics that are often weirder than shopped pics!
the constant sheer sillyness of shopped pics on this place is what's kept me dropping by for the past 8 years, I still get suprised at how funny/good some of the images are
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 6:48, archived)
# you might be surprised at the amount of work I had to do to man up the hipster douchebags in the source photo above
 
IT IS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS TO ME THAT SHIRT HAS NEVER BEEN WASHED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 6:53, archived)
# i wanna shop but i'm having problems with my laptop, so have this pea of that guy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 7:16, archived)
# the behavior is obviously old hat
to the unaffected bystander in the rear
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 7:44, archived)
# Words cannot describe how much I want that shirt to be real
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 7:57, archived)
# ^^
I have to guiltily admit i'd like one
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:49, archived)
# hahahahaha FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 8:00, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 3:59, archived)
[challenge entry] "I'm sick and tired of this compo and I an't gonna take it any longer" - Mr.B. Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 5:08, archived)
# Nice to see he lost some weight.
Shaking it is a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 5:31, archived)
# sorry--just mindless doodling
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 5:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10481391
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 5:53, archived)
# then break out the lube
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 6:04, archived)
# just gota love that saw action going on through his head
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:22, archived)
# ooohhh ive come over all faint at the sight of mr blessed in a mankini
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)
# DANCE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 3:37, archived)
# DANCE LIKE YOUR NECK IS BROKEN
FUCK LIKE THE WORLD IS WATCHING
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 3:54, archived)
# OMG, the world watches when I fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 3:59, archived)
# SING LIKE A DOG IN A DRAINPIPE
LOVE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER LEFT THE HOUSE
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 4:11, archived)
# now those are rules i CAN live by
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 4:29, archived)
# my boss's manwife lives by one rule
eat like the bigger predator is right around the fucking corner.
I was in the shop the other day (which I try not to do when he's there) and I hear this loud crunching - it sounded like he was eating his own fucking teeth -- with his mouth open.

I had to get that off my chest
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 4:32, archived)
# I have a mental image of him dragging food off the table and eating it off the floor, growling
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 4:43, archived)
# She's tugging on the straps but the lifebelt isn't inflating.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 5:05, archived)
# but I'm tugging on something that is
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 5:07, archived)
# Oooh.......
*shifts in seat
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 5:09, archived)
# TGMTRFH!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:18, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:47, archived)
#
LEAR:
Pray, do not mock me:
I am a very foolish fond old man,
Fourscore and upward, not an hour more nor less;
And, to deal plainly,
I fear I am not in my perfect mind.
Methinks I should know you, and know this man;
Yet I am doubtful, for I am mainly ignorant
What place this is; and all the skill I have
Remembers not these garments; nor I know not
Where I did lodge last night. Do not laugh at me;
For, as I am a man, I think this lady
To be my child Rebekah.

*EDIT* Also, please mock the nasty old cunt to your heart's content. The horrible fucker deserves as much abuse, and more, as we can hurl at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 2:00, archived)
# SO HE'LL BE SELLING BONSAI KITTENS ONLINE?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 3:39, archived)
# Oh yum! Yum, yum, yum. Thank you very much, nom, nom, nom.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 5:37, archived)
# STALIN! NEW DEAL! A-BOMBS! FUCK!
 


http://www.b3ta.com/board/10482286
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:28, archived)
# Time for bed, play me off Keyboard Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:42, archived)
# SWEET FUCKMUSIC
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Oh my goodness yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 5:04, archived)
# Needs moar lively.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 5:12, archived)
# Fuck Division!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 7:59, archived)
# THE PRESIDENT OF FUCK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 2:23, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 3:17, archived)
# THE FUCK NEVER STOPS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 3:31, archived)
# NEVER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 4:11, archived)
# EVER?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 4:34, archived)
# only for pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 4:42, archived)
# 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 5:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 6:36, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 6:38, archived)
# too easy


I noticed the shirt collar on the BBC. But it somehow felt better to use a Sky grab.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Thats sticking it to 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Attempts to stick it to The Man are always admirable, I reckon.
Even futile ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:08, archived)
# good to see casual racism alive and well in Britain
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:01, archived)
# well England anyway, no offence to you Scots, Irish and Welsh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:09, archived)
# QUALITY JOURNALISM, QUALITY
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 3:31, archived)
# whoah-ho-ho-ho-ahhhh... duuuuuude! freaky
*takes another toke*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Yo! Puff puff give, you fuckin' up the rotation!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:15, archived)
# it'th thtuck to my lip
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:17, archived)
# Just so I am clear:
We had a shit compo this week because someone figured it would get pushed aside for the unofficial Murdoch and his band of fools compo?

Incidentally, great work by pretty much everyone on these.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Yeah, the horns were fun.
There was plenty of fun this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:23, archived)
# No photoshop skills
But if I did, I'd get that famous pic of US president Harry S Truman sitting at his desk with a sign on the front that says "THE BUCK STOPS HERE" and replace Truman's head with Murdoch, and "here" with "elsewhere".
So... just close your eyes and imagine. There. My work is done.
(I helped save b3ta! difficultchild, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:04, archived)
# this is one of them
things isnt it, like a puzzle only not.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:05, archived)
# This is not pleasing Desmond
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:06, archived)
# tu soon
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:28, archived)
# TU TU TU
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Hahaha this is fucking great!
Edit: Is this from a movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:10, archived)
# I will always love this
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:12, archived)
# I like how he clearly hits the bit he was supposed to miss and hurts himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:14, archived)
# ^
This
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:15, archived)
# be right with ya
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Hypnotically hilarious :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:46, archived)
# you first posted that about a year ago, right?
I remember stealing it to make this

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:15, archived)
# When gravity fluxuations attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:17, archived)
# ah--the old window-ream trick
(always a hit among homeowners)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Quantum Leap
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:18, archived)
# boom
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Conceptual Photoshopping ftw!
www.b3ta.com/board/6357144#post6357150
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:19, archived)
# DENGUE FEVER
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:07, archived)
# foot tappin
spotify:track:18DfvGCMjtxuI8YaX2WjCC (Fernando by Abba)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:11, archived)
# chakra violation
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:24, archived)
# out of shift
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ejsM0VF-Os
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:27, archived)
# out of shit
stlouis.craigslist.org/cas/2503010874.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:31, archived)
# "it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services"
??
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 5:52, archived)
# deciphering that esoterica
sun's diameter = 864000 miles
seconds in a day = 86400

earth diameter x 108 = 864000
Distance between earth and sun = 108 x sun diameter
Distance between earth and moon = 108 times moon diameter
radius of moon= 108 miles
atomic weight of silver (symbol of moon) = 108
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:20, archived)
# NEEDS MORE PUNCTUATION
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:39, archived)
# turn off your caps lock
you'll wake up the bloody neighbours!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:50, archived)
# ROUND THESE PARTS WE HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT KEY WITH OUR MIGHTY PINKY FINGERS MISTER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 2:00, archived)
#
But then, I'm prepared to negotiate on the matter
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 2:13, archived)
# *sigh*
Right, the sources I've used use kilometres, so I'm assuming a conversion rate of 1m=1.6km, and 1km=0.6m

Sun's mean diameter = 835200 m. So you're wrong on that.
Seconds in a day = 86400. You're right on that.
Earth diameter (presumably in miles) = 3822


Mean Earth-Sun distance = 92955807 miles
Mean Earth-Moon distance = 238857 miles
Moon diameter = 2084.2 miles, therefore radius = 1042.1 miles - which means you're only out by an order of magnitude or so.
Atomic weight number of silver = 47. Maybe you mean atomic number? Well, some isotopes of silver have an atomic number of 108 - but not all of them do. So you're monumentally wrong there. Sigh. I'm not doing very well here, am I?

Earth diameter x 108 = 3822 x 108 = 412776 (or 6371 x 108 = 688068 if you've swithched to kilometres - but you're way out either way.)
108 x sun diameter = 90201600, so the mean Earth-Sun distance does not equal 108 times the diameter of the sun.
Moon diameter x 108 = 2084m x 108 = 225072m; so you're wrong on that.

Conclusion: idiocy.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 9:34, archived)
# pffft
seeing as you're taking this soooo seriously...

Quote:
"Sun's mean diameter = 835200 m. So you're wrong on that.
Seconds in a day = 86400. You're right on that.
Earth diameter (presumably in miles) = 3822"

Earth's Diameter at the Equator is 7,926.28 miles (12,756.1 km) NOT 3,822 miles (sure you not getting radius mixed with diameters? or getting it mixed up with the circumference of your head?)

if you can't even get this starting point right what hope have you with the rest?


Conclusion: in your haste to troll me again you ended up tripping over your own shoe laces...again, .

EDIT:(and you're even post editing your post now I notice(screen grab)
Quote:"108 x sun diameter = 90201600, so the mean Earth-Sun distance does not equal 108 times the diameter of the sun."
no, you tedious idiotic trolling cunt, here's the maths www.b3ta.com/board/10482679

ah fuck it, you're on ignore, go peddle your arrogant idiocy somewhere else
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 12:31, archived)
# like his father, charlie hated jerry garcia
(junkyVet, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Howdy


Pull up a seat =D
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Interestingly (or not, depending on your opinion), The Grateful Dead are pretty good.
Certainly better than the post-Syd Floyd, IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:10, archived)
# a tape loop of whales farting is better than post-Syd Floyd
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha,
I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:24, archived)
# ...
review of each post syd album in seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:25, archived)
# arf!
I like the attention to detail the critic takes pains to maintain.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:36, archived)
# muwahhhahhahhhah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:59, archived)
# quick - someone plug the fucker back in!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:26, archived)
# haha
sorry for the thread deletion but i wasn't happy with my post.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
# I didn't mean it :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
# unless you left a message on your answerphone
no one will ever know.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Aw fuck, what did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Where'd it go?
b3ta.com/board/10482264
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:52, archived)
# Here it is
b3ta.com/board/10482256
EDIT: dammit! not that one too
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:56, archived)
# It's the Scarlet Pimpernel of posts
Elusive, always one step ahead of its pursuers
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Ah, here it is
www.b3ta.com/board/10420467
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:59, archived)
# I have the direct link to image still open in another tab if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:58, archived)
# If anyone was wondering it was a piece of art saying
無畏戰士
or possibly:
輕信旅遊
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:58, archived)
#
躺在猪
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:04, archived)
# I am not suspicious bacon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:07, archived)
# It's striking me now just how much King Lear was going on during that hearing.
*Shakespeares*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
# *forsooths*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:43, archived)
# well I'm not touching his fucking recharge socket
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:44, archived)
# it's going to fine in a minute as he runs on shaving foam
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Cream pie assault and battery
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:54, archived)
# *applaudes*
:D

wish I'd thought of that!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:03, archived)
#
(hreqz, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Good heavens, that's innovative.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Alarm cock
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Despite frequent beatings
Mrs. Wilder still claims to love her son
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:13, archived)
# christ
thats wrong. Its a crossed dressed Mr Burns.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:14, archived)
# it's the best I could do on short notice ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:15, archived)
# The verisimilitude is terrifying, frankly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:16, archived)
# the aging Gene helped immensely :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:19, archived)
# "You'll save money, knock on wood, if you save like a good woodpecker would."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:23, archived)
# stirrrrrrrrcrazy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:28, archived)
# it's nearly bed time
why would you do this?

*stays awake*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:25, archived)
# make it a no-wank night for a change?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:28, archived)
# am that
rebekah brooks?
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:30, archived)
# in 30 yrs, perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:31, archived)
# or 3 nights in Holloway..
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:34, archived)
# it's not home, but it has a roof
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:39, archived)
# I clicked 'I like this',
but that is not technically accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:43, archived)
# it rubs the lotion on its skin
 
horribly, awfully good
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:45, archived)
# welcome to adultfriendfinder.com :))
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:06, archived)
# are the women "Wilder" there?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:12, archived)
# they look a lot that, yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:50, archived)
# Is that Neil Lennon, the Celtic manager?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:11, archived)
# only if you squint your eyes reeallllly hard and imagine
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 0:26, archived)
#

Click For Bigger (90kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:07, archived)
# well it's a better slogan than "no fun at all for anybody"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Do you mind if I use that
as the title for my forthcoming autobiography?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:11, archived)
# YOU LIKE IT? IT'S YOURS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:39, archived)
# found a stream of the 1959 radio version
www.scenarioproductions.com/audio/ScenarioProductions-WayneShuster1.m3u

there are youtube clips of a later TV version but it's horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 4:10, archived)
# Hey, everybody loves Jimmy Fuckit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Beware the teefs!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:16, archived)
# proper flyer an everything
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Children’s Hospice
The Francis House Children’s Hospice will be holding another of its big fundraising charity shows at the Oldham Coliseum this autumn.

The man who heads the charity, Dobcross-based Revd David Ireland, joined veteran performer Jimmy Cricket and the show’s producer Jim Nicholas to launch the event. The Krankies and the Swinging Blue Jeans are also on the bill, and the show will run for two nights on 10 and 11 October.

One of the performances has already sold out, and tickets for the other are apparently selling quickly. You can get yours by contacting the Coliseum box office on 0161 624 2829. They’re priced at £15 and £12.

In a statement supplied to Saddleworth News along with the above picture, Revd Ireland said: “This event is always a fabulous evening’s entertainment, but with the added bonus that all proceeds go to a worthy cause.”

The charity recently announced plans to double the size of its facility in Didsbury, which cares for youngsters from across Greater Manchester and Cheshire.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 7:59, archived)
#


Click for bigger (198 kb)

So I hereby ban you from ruining all our national sports.Your tabloid empire shall herein remain in tatters.As a man you are broken.But its OK Mr Murdoch, we shall allow you to remain in publishing...
(mrwoggle, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:39, archived)
# the get
would probably make a fortune
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Back, once again, with the ninja deleter, F5 damager, power to the people..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:42, archived)
# it was to escape the
initial being told I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:43, archived)
# does that issue have extra pigs in then?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:44, archived)
# will fist for sell
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:53, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Not as big as my spanging pan, micto

shit, I'm still trying to get to bed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 23:01, archived)

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