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# :D
(herman:D, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Christ, boards are slow today
woo to this btw...wish my cat could do this, the little furry bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# They are, yes.
I've got a feeling they'll be back to speed once Summer's officially over.

Oh, and ^that? Right here.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tctY8ntGx_M&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Oh that smarts lol
great find :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Silly cat's got gloves on the wrong feet!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# CAT WINS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)
# and loses
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)
# He's had his go cat....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh, should I go for the pink or the brown?
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# brown
(herman:D, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# You're right,
I'm well snookered on the pink
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Tree frog-man is surprised after conversion to judaism
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)
# brown
but not too brown
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Pfft.. took a minute for the penny to drop here...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Fake
No cue ball
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 18:42, archived)
# If the river runs red
take the dirt road instead
(Oobla, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Going to bed with a good book...


my gallery
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Hahaha
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:30, archived)
# hey baby
how about you and me make the book with two spines.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Turn to page 69?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# it's upside down
darling
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
#
Page 96 then?
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Hehehe
Woo to the yay!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:35, archived)
# He'll livre in the morning
Also, have this. Not worth its own thread as it's probably bindun.

(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:44, archived)
# I hate her
She look like some who's having chemo who's has a run in with a 1920's perming machine.

And how the hell did she fit a car in her twat?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Chemo turns your clunge into a cavern.
(Statement may or may not be true)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# I've never been with a conjoined twin...would that still count as a threesome?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# heh heh!
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Hehe - look at Clegg
Always miserable when he's not getting it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Hahaha Camerons' expression.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# it has
I may not have been the first.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 19:31, archived)
# have
you ever noticed the amount of bouncing boobs in their adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Racist
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Call me PHONE BOOK
cos this is a BOOTY CALL!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Booking Hell they're giving it some pages!
But I have to admit to loving a good book at bedtime
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Hope she's not underpage.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# haha if she not they may re-Kindle their romance
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# He's had a funny turn recently.
She was a joke book, you see.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Don't know how you had the spine to make that pun.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)
# FP this now...............
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Can't beat a good buck
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# George Clowney
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# This post may contain flash photography.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# no--it's just a simple .gif
;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# ^ This and Flash Shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Those photographers
Ann Widdecombe and Ryan Giggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:13, archived)
# How silly
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# fighting crime in high places
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:30, archived)
# The long legs of the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Maybe their legs just had grow.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# I guess it's time they...
*puts on sunglasses*

put their best foot forward.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Coco Cops
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
# I saw him once in a cloths shop...... he was buying a big top....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Set frying pans to 'spang'.

Click for +400 more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Not to mention that Turkey wasn't a turkey either
You really can't believe tourism hype
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Gobble gobble gobble...
Ning LS18!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Ning, Mr. Bloke
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:49, archived)
# The Dead Sea is not quite dead.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Pfffft..... haha
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Cosby confession: "I drank four gallons of silicone per day for years"

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:53, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# He looks like a walrus...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# First post in ages...


Click for bigger (158 kb)
(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Mnnnnngggh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# well, the banana-weighing service does take a lot of worry off one's mind
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Ralf and John. Who is the third?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Sid, I presume
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# This is a good joke
But it needs to be a little bit bigger

(That joke that joke that joke that joke that buttery biscuit joke)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# ah.....I gottit, eventually
I can be a bit thick occassionaly
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Crikey, Frank Sidebottom's gone downhill since he died
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:39, archived)
# HER ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:55, archived)
# She strikes me as being the kind of person that only got her job because Daddy works for The Beeb.
Which is almost true. It was actually her Great Uncle.

Nepotism sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha... yes...
Yes you do!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:29, archived)
# you've got love and fucking the wrong way round.
but WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Yeah Herman... Read the

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 13:29, archived)
# :D
No
(herman:D, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# The face of enjoyment..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# WEEKEND NINGS!
Happy birthday todays stripy, Fearne Cotton and Charlie Sheen was suggested by Kitty Fantastico.

* What are you all up to this weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Psst...
Where is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# I'm here
and I'm going canoe fishing
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Nings!
I'm going for a run then probably back to bed for the rest of the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Jeebus, healthy people!
I'm in bed with a cup of tea and a bacon sarnie (or cob or whatever...)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Not sure about healty
I reckon 20 minutes and I'll be coughing up bones
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# I'm going to work (grumble)
then probably back to bed for the rest of the weekend.
Tomorrow is Ione Skye's birthday; I'll be listening to RHCP's Mother's Milk rather than Beyonce...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:35, archived)
# You going to need a bigger rod to catch one of them..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Silly Wobbly
everyone knows you use harpoons and lasers to catch canoes
(I helped save b3ta! acab, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
# my weekend's half over
i have a sore back, so i'm going to lie on the sofa, play xbox and look on b3ta from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 10:19, archived)
# good moaning
i've got to fetch a dining table soon.
Fucking ebay.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:06, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Haha.. lazy cat moves just far enough away then just sits straight down again....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# goatsee reaction?
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 20:18, archived)
# I'm at a wedding in Marbella.
Feeling rough after drinking too much champagne for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 10:42, archived)
# My sympathy for you is limited :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Sep 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Going to felixstowe to hot here:D
Would yourfaceisanadvert.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fearne_cotton2.jpg
(herman:D, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Bloody Blimey...
* I'll be back in a few minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
# *nose bleeds* O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Late but
yay! That may be the first time I've found Fearne Cotton attractive!
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I really like the Fearne Cotton one.....
Although I don't know who Fearne Cotton is and refuse to google her to find out..... !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] biatch be all up on my jock
(soma9766, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 9:03, archived)
# I get them so wet.. they're still moist the next night...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 7:27, archived)
# Oh, yes...
strangely hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 7:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 7:56, archived)
# *obeys*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 8:00, archived)
# I would reply,
but I'm now in a stupor.


By the way, I found that old super happy fun time robot challenge pic on a stray disc last week - you may recall the one you'd said I'd regret...pie tins, norks...Well, I put it back in the original thread just for posterity!. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 8:04, archived)
# Love these.. both amazing...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# *fears*
As a minor TJ, does anyone have any experience of using solid-state devices as RAM? I need to do a large calcuation and my computer doesn't quite cut it. I also have XP, so can't run Readyboost.
Bit of a long shot, I know...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Sep 2011, 8:09, archived)
# don't think you can
as it won't be in the memory bus.

You can use an SSD for swap space which may help but probably won't for calculations.

If you have a recent Nvidia graphics card you could use CUDA (which lets you do parallel computing on the GPU).
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Aha.
I suspected it wouldn't be so easy...
I'll have a nose around and see what this thing is running. Pisser is, there was just enough room to write and crunch the second matrix and the third one that crashed it was only slightly bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Looks like some sort of Intel card.
Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Sep 2011, 9:37, archived)
# buy more ram?
sorry to sound like a dick, but ram's cheap as chips nowadays.
i bought 16 Gigs for $100 last week
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Fair point,
but this can't fit much more in and as it's a work laptop, it'd take nearly forever for the bloody thing to be ordered and arrive. Might still give it go, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Sep 2011, 9:33, archived)
# that's one of the problems with laptops.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 9:36, archived)
# You can either increase the size of the pagefile
(still slow) or stick the USB stick in and reassignment the pagefile to it.

Look at wizardcreations.wordpress.com/2007/11/16/how-to-get-readyboost-on-xp-using-your-flash-drive-as-a-page-file/ for a guide.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 9:58, archived)
# The replies indicate that method doesn't work,
Cheers anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Sep 2011, 10:15, archived)
# In that case
You can try de-fragmenting the disk, rebooting, then changing the pagefile size to either something very big (check how much free space you have) or letting Windows manage the size (which is an option in the settings).

I'm saying de-fragment the disk first because Windows needs the swapfile space to be contiguous (well, at least it used to). You could try moving any big files to a USB stick while you do the calculation to get an extra bit of space.

Just remember that depending on the size of the matrix and the operations, using *any* swap will make it veeeery slow, but at least it might not break!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Slow I don't mind
I can leave it running overnight (or maybe for a day or two). I'll have a tinker and see what happens.
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:15, archived)
# I dun a edit
Which you may not notice. Move as much data off your computer to a USB stick before you start, this *should* free up some more space for the de-fragmentation.

Also, you might want to download a specialist de-fragmentation tool which might be better at moving those stubborn "unmoveable" files during de-fragmentation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Apparently, I've still got a few hundred Gb of contiguous space.
I'm going in...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Page File defrag
Download and run this to defrag that swap file
technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb897426

Dump it on your desktop, run it, reboot.

RAM is cheap and can be delivered quick - www.crucical.com/uk/ (Very easy to install)

Kill off other programs that are running. Go through all the stuff down by the click, right click, and exit them. Including the anti-virus.

Remember to feed the pixies by putting cheese slices in via the DVD drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 8:44, archived)
# O_O
MY BRAIN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 12:04, archived)
# and you may ask yourself, why am I looking at a photograph of a drawing of your cat
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:02, archived)
# Is there any way you could turn this into vectors and then back into a jpeg please?
I think it would be better like that. thx edit: I did it myself. But it was bloody hard work:
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:03, archived)
# ahhahhhah that is a nice effect
 
but I have been combing him, there are no fleas on this cat
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:13, archived)
# You do vectors super quick dude...... best ever ....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:13, archived)
# No, they take me ages.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:14, archived)
# Don't wear yourself out...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:18, archived)
# You should put three of these next to each other...
With speach bubbles aking what they call a sandwich......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:06, archived)
# I don't think he's ever seen a sandwich.
 
Could be on to something there.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:40, archived)
# He's wonder what those triangle beauties were....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:45, archived)
# I don't trust triangular food.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:59, archived)
# Avoid laughter and the production of prawn toast.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# ...but it is a nice cat
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:09, archived)
# What a nice thing to wake up to...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 6:40, archived)
# Oh, lovely.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 8:09, archived)
# That's not my cat
but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 8:56, archived)
# 7th new thread since half past five...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 2:18, archived)
# i fucking love
saying 'happy birthday'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Fucking thanks
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 2:26, archived)
# THAT'S A FUCKING RASTER IMAGE, YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING
 
happy birthday : D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 2:35, archived)
# Fuck off. It's vectors. But I had to render it as a jpeg afterwards.
A fruitless exercise you might say.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 2:39, archived)
# Oh, go on then.
A fruitless exercise.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 2:49, archived)
# I suppose technically this is derived from vector objects, before being rasterised
since I made it in MS Word with a touchpad


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 2:54, archived)
# that bloke at the back makes it look ever-so-slightly like a rasta image
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 2:57, archived)
# when I ripped Costello Music from CD it was imported as "reggae", irie
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:09, archived)
# I used to be in a "band"* called the Rastaz of Mok.
We filled two C90 tapes with unspeakable, unlistenable bilge that we thought was hilarious ("Roots" and "Thought-Emetic For The People")

Eventually, we kind of split, amicably. He became "Blondini" and I became "Craft Fair".
We didn't like to bother record companies or actually perform our drivel in public, because we knew, in our heart of hearts, it was shit.


*more like me and my mate Al, stoned with a 4-track cassette portastudio, a Commodore Amiga with 4-track sampling/sequencing software Octamed, and various shitty 80s instruments from Cash Converters
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:13, archived)
# I was in a band called PLOP.
We never actually wrote any songs, rehearsed or bought instruments.
But it was a damn good name.
Before pulp existed, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:33, archived)
# We could revive PLOP.
Re-name it PLOPP, pretend to be Scandinavian, and get away with any old bollocks.
I've still got a few instruments, if you can source a couple of blond wigs.
And a drummer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:43, archived)
# Cool.
And could we have musical differences?
For a while now I've been waiting for someone to ask me why I split with my daughter's mum, so I can say we split up because of musical differences.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:50, archived)
# Of course.
It wouldn't work without musical differences.
And if I'm involved, it'll inevitably degenerate into a howling, swirling, FX-drenched soup of inchoate wibbling noise with shouting over the top, so the musical differences will evolve perfectly naturally.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 4:08, archived)
# The best three members of the stranglers after High Cornwell left....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:04, archived)
# The only 3, shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:22, archived)
# I don't know who this is meant to be.....
Just the guy at the front reminded me of J J Burnell and the one at the back looked like Jet Black...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:28, archived)
# Sounded feasible to me.
Like I said below, I'm a credulous fool.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:30, archived)
# Robert Plant... the one in the middle, took over the singing....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:36, archived)
# No way. Really? That sounds awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:45, archived)
# I must confess:
That metal bit below the eye makes me nervous.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 2:47, archived)
# this bit?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 2:55, archived)
# I fucking love em too... happy birthday.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 3:01, archived)
# The Herman On The Mount.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)
# awaits herman:D on the Mount.
...

stops waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 23:37, archived)
# I'll post this instead.


to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 23:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 23:53, archived)
# consider the LILLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 2:11, archived)
[challenge entry] All hail Hulktatoe!

"He will break you" ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)
# You know, I'm seeing a lot of 'Everyday Objects' in this compo.
But I'm finding it hard to consider them 'Sexy'.
I mean even this one barely gave me a semi and it's got some damn good action.
I'm beginning to think I've become desensitised to it all... :-(
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 23:02, archived)
# It's the tablets.
They do that to ya. I haven't had so much as a decent, workable semi since 1958.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 1:40, archived)
# Evening b3ta.
Have a dog in glasses, smoking a cigar.

Have it BIG!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Dennis Norden?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:07, archived)
# "If.. If. you're one of those beagles..."
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Hahaha
What a nerd
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Is this legal Mr Beagle?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:12, archived)
# YaY glasses :D
(herman:D, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:37, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)
# I think you'll find this is a no smoking board.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] clicky clicky
(tedster, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:17, archived)
# that is fucking clever ................
.....and gets my clit ----- CLICK sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Indeed.. very sexy.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)
# I can't find your picture!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)
# :D
(tedster, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:37, archived)
# it's up there somewhere
*checks diagram*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Where it says 'you are logged in'?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Found it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:54, archived)
# hahahahing hell!!!
(tedster, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:57, archived)
# *flicks*
oops, er, *clicks*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:50, archived)
# 's no good
Sexeh as it is, the painters are in

EDIT: Or she's crowning. Or has thai beads.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 21:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:11, archived)
# jESUS iM EATING
(tedster, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Each to their own
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Superb
Love it
(justin(e), Sat 3 Sep 2011, 5:45, archived)
# I will just stick this here, seems somewhat related.
Not my photo, so it is linked. It is on Flickr, so I guess you have to log in to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Oh god ..
(Roxon, Sat 3 Sep 2011, 0:13, archived)
# You should see the dirty tramp I live with
Mucky gunge all around her '3rd button'
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Sun 4 Sep 2011, 4:01, archived)
# great now i need to switch to a trackball
(i'm a gay one)
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)

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