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# Freebusk
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# you hum it, son, i'll play it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)
# * Hums
Edit: Applies Jizz aftershave

* Stops humming
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)
# It's a little-known fact
but he actually played the mandolin solo on 'Maggie May'.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# This version of Deliverance was WEIRD.
And yes, I know it's not a banjo, but yeah. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)
# *joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
# This is sublime.
DOMINATION of a different kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# OONTS OONTS OONTS OONTS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRWIzV51Z1E
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Play FREEFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)
# 2 whole notes...I'm impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Woohoo! Bouzouki solo!
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Speaking of bouzouki solos
My favourite solo of all time is 3 Mustaphas 3's bouzouki and synth solo on Shouffi Rirou.
Edit - Here it is www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBQj960wHKE
It's fantastic. I bought the album from a 2nd hand record shop, not knowing the music, purely because I liked the cover.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Random purchases can be very interesting...
(or a complete waste of money)

Come across some really good stuff over the years as a result of just going with special offers, or "ooh! that looks nice".

Saw these guys live a few years back. One seriously laid back gig. The guy on lead guitar has a really neat style (kind of reminds me of The Spotniks, but slower).

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlR9SyUbq3s

And this was a recomendation from a guy who just happened to be hanging around the world section about the same time:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvsArW9knVg&feature=related
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# I like that second one a lot
I despise the term "world music" though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Yes, a product of the unfortunate need to categorise everything into nice convenient boxes
I've often thought it might be better just going from A to Z, but the categories do at least have the virtue of making some good stuff easier to find.
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I don't mind the idea of categories as such
It's just the term "world", when it's really just folk music that isn't British or Irish in origin basically. And folk is a much better term for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)
# That depends...
what a particular artist is playing may not be regarded as folk music in their own country, so that term becomes inaccurate. What people like Youssou N'Dour or Salif Keita do is more likely to be seen as pop music in their respective countries, for example.

"World music" is one of those terms that came about by accident, as I recall. Something someone said in passing that just stuck as a catch-all for anything we don't already have a name for. Not that any of the terms we have can be terribly accurate at times. I mean, Bellowhead became the first English act to appear at Womad in the UK when they had played Womad in other places around the world. So they were "world" when they're outside the UK, but "folk" when they're here. It's all a bit silly really, but then, not much we can do about it.
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# He's no match for this guy

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Recycling day
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
# they're really earning their christmas bonus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)
# haha - we can
only hope...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# =)))
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# hehe
you could cut brambles with those seams
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)
# I'm not sure Jackie would agree?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)
# :=D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
# hahah
here's my fav "We're all in this together" screengrab:

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Love it :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)
# haha - he's had to cut back
to twenty cases of Margaux a month.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# He should go straight to landfill, I'll pay the landfill tax
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I love the smell of Talc in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)
# aw - his mascara is running
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I thought Johnson's products were 'no more tears'...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Arf!
Hallo Gorgeous!
How's you?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Hai fluffchunks!
I'm good ta, you? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Me good too...
Had a very long weekend enjoying this wonderful weather...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# haha!
Is that a post-napalm treatment (like after-sun)?
Or is it talc that comes out in red-hot flaming lumps...

I need to know before I make my purchase.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# he's a djinn!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# it burns
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Tim. Did you get the triple A's?
(porefluid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# yous is dinner anyway,
that is a small bear.
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# or just far away
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Weird
weird, weird man. I didn't have much sympathy for him in the end. Just for the girlfriend.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)
# too soon
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)
# that's pretty
grisly, man.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)
# should really
paws for thought
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Does it include a black box for when it inevitable doesn't work
And you are killed along with your "bears are gentle and non violent" delusions?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Hahaha! Animal scare devices are great.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Ahahaha, I love his expression.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# What a Babe!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)
#
a ! +?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Now with free rapist 'tache
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)
# I'm a little scared.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)
# this!!
love the pigs face, :)
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)
# hahaha
I think these should be put up in every forest..
(porefluid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Is that what Paris smells of?
I did wonder
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# That and...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Yep, that's about right
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# whose crotch I wonder?
I feel that's important
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Jennifer Aniston's actually.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)
# *buys*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# you feel crotches?
impotent!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
# and...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Oh yeah
I remember that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Je suis perdu.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# that just makes me want to read the 101 dalmatians again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# ah, yes.
and The Starlight Barking...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# haven't read those in years
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# heheh...
I like both of these.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I wreak of this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha... They should make these, they would sell!
* PATENTS

* PROFITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# If so then this fragrance is labeled wrong.
Imagine what it must smell like if you put 20 used johnnies on a hot radiator.

Store this thought for a later nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# squeezed from only the finest devils
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# *squeezes*
*runs away*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Haaa Haaa Haaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Right now two questions are occupying me
1) Should I go to the local shop to buy alcohol or just do without tonight?
2) What kind of alcohol should I buy?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
# something that comes in 3L blue plastic bottles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# 1) YES
2) a nice bottle of blossom hill, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# This is winning so far
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# might have to get one myself
i've only got one can of strongbow in the fridge.
that will never do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Option 3:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# eurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# No contest:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ZGCEVYygM
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# This is a lovely song.
I don't like BBs though.

For some reason the ad I'm getting on that page is for a lesbian dating site.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# I don't chose the ads!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I wondered if it might be some kind of marketing targeting info-sharing thing that has followed me onto Youtube
I used to get them all the time on facebook as well
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)
# I'm a little suprised
you got ads at all on that video because I don't think the song is commercially available. I don't get any here.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)
# It was just a Youtube banner ad
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)
# I like the song.
Is it you (or friends of yours?)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# No, that one
is by the Hazzards; they do a lot of funny songs but are in the US.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# ah, right....
cheers for that.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
# a six-pack of something cheap
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# How about a nice bottle of port?
Upsides: only a bit more than a bottle of wine but gets you much more pissed. tastes nice.
Downsides: gout, bad hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# port and lemon, first thing i ever got pissed with
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# mmmm....
port and brandy's lovely on a winter night, too.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# not too fond of brandy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# the port helps smooth it out a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
# hmmm
may give it another try
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Agreed - its only function is to go on Christmas puddings
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# that's what i use it for
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# VANILLA VODKA AND COKE
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
# without the vanilla
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Vanilla-ist! :( but yeah, vodka and coke'd do nicely too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# i just can't stand vanilla
it makes my porridge rise :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I can't get enough of the stuff. It's oddly addictive.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Oooooh
Don't think I can be bothered with anything that comes in two bottles tonight though.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# step one: pour a glass of coke
step two: fill the now available space in the coke bottle with vodka.
step three: drink.
step four: MIND THE FUCKING STEP!
*falls down steps 10, 9, 8, 7, 6 and 5*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Girls don't know how to drink.
Scotch straight up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# NEVER AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)
# That what I say to Vodka.
I don't even want to think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# no, i really will never touch whisky again
haven't drunk it for 18 years
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# I do, my da taught me
The trick is to hold it in your mouth for every year it's been aged
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# fuck me
so it takes you 12 years to swallow a single sip of a 12 year old?

(also: always breath out through your nose while you've got the whisky in your mouth. and don't be afraid of a small amount of water. just make sure it really is a *small* amount of water.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Er... that should say one second for every year
I prefer gin anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# what? WHAT?
i like gin myself but you can NOT compare it to a good whiskey!

pah. PAH, i say!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Whisky is just ponced-up metal polish
People just pretend to like it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Spoken like a true Englishman
Disclaimer: Plenty of Scots fail to see how anyone can get enjoyment from drinking whiskey.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)
# A baby beer bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Right, thanks for all the suggestions
I'm off to the shop before all the 9 to 5ers get there in there borge-mobiles.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# ooo... how exotic!
looks pricey, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Worth every drop.
*shakes*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Le Eau De Pisspiss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Oui oui
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Ancient
pearost for the compo...

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# hahahaha
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# kerlick
One of the best posts for a while, I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Hehe
Love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# you know somebody that owns a tribal cd rack?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# no - found when searching for something far less scary!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
# ok, good
i was beginning to worry
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Aceness.
I totally want the CD rack.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# aw - you'd have to get the rest too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Remember when you forgot to learn my moves?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
# ach du lieber himmel
Not annuzer day of ze chew gassink.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
# it seemz to be zee only vay zay vill learn
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Watch that. Do watch that, O Dim, if to continue to be on live thou dost wish.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Modern art needs more...

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I've seen some daft shit in my time
That video is fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# now with patented Discomeats throbbing action
You should have turned the guy's crutches into CDCs too
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# You're right
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
perfect :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# i don't know art, but i know what i like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# I wonder
what proportion of the interviews for this production contained the words 'you what now?'
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Gay plays are the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
# I don't think there's a single work of modern art that wouldn't be improved by CDCs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)
# what about this giant golden cock with a face on it by Takashi Murakami?
26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lngjdjF2Ci1qdm5ujo1_500.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Oh, ok. Perhaps that one's perfect as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# number 6
www.oddee.com/item_96466.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# needs more FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# hahaha!
avant-garde CDCs...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# The one running in does not have a CDC?
Maybe he needs one of these?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# No where else for this


I'm almost as shit at shopping as he is at Chancelloring.
(Forsaken Pig Will return to lurking for money, or Monster Munch, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] We have a plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# This is wonderful
It merits a click
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Why thank you Miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Great Film
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# ^This.
And it contains one of my favourite ever film lines:

"He's been murdered...and someone's responsible!"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
# "Your minds! Your stupid, stupid minds!"
I've seen Bride of the Atom too.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
# If you like such films might I recommend The Queen of Outer Space.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Sza Sza Gabor as an alien? Looks interesting
To be honest I have seen to many of these. I'm sure it's pushing important stuff out of my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Ah but this one is different
The script was written as a spoof. The sets were built but before filming started the studio was taken over by another company. The new company recast the film and put in a new producer and director so none of them realised it was meant to be a spoof. The film is worth watching for the fight with the giant plush spider if nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] ...too blunt?
(Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# hahahah
Love me two times - I'm going gay
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm drunk I'm nobody
I'm drunk I'm famous
I'm fat I'm dead
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Spoilers!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] not sure why i spent so long on this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# what the hell is that source pic?
Is there actually an inflatable horse sex doll out there...?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# well, it keeps the kids off the streets
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# unfortunately, no, there's not
you can however get a 7 foot inflatable horse and i guess you could modify it, if you were so inclined.
i'm thinking of selling a diy kit
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# I hope it says 'No Greeks' on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# 'fraid not.
it does say three life like openings though

well, it would've done if i hadn't already spent too long on it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# You can blow up its arse if you want
but in the country most folk just call them 'horses'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# here's the source
www.inflatable-animals.com/18-horse
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# I wonder if you need any kind of planning permission
to fill one of those with helium and tie it to the roof of your house
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# i doubt you'd need planning permission
but you would need a permission of some sort from the council


/fuck i'm dull blog ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# It's probably a good thing I live in a flat, to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
# I love....
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
#
www.deagostini.com.au/ifuckhorses
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# purple link is purple
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# you fuck horses
best of all the animals
you fuck horses
and their friends
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# You were watching? You fucking pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# i never forgive 2 can chunder
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# me neither
he said something rude to me once after i implied he was a wanker. I NEVER FORGET.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
# filthy mare!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# I like the try me hole
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
# it might get you kicked out of poundland, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# that was from a pic of an actual sex doll box
the idea that someone might stick their cock in it and think, nah, i'll try a different one,
made me cringe more than a little
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# I think they probably expect people to only finger it a bit in the shop.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# maybe have a wee lick?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# there's wee included?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# There was after I'd tried it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
# *nods wisely*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)
# or just poke your helmet it
only an inch of course
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# something about not taking my helmet off...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Still angry at them ruining it...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# pfffff
you said helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Enough of this filthiness
I thought you were an lovely charming young belle - end this now!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# you thought wrong ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# HA! Didn't spot the naught bit !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Send in Drake....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
Needs more chin.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I am the MAAAAAK
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Needs Daffy Duck as Judge Death
"The Crime issssstttthhhhhhthththththhssssththt Liffffe, the ssssssssssttthhhhhhhentensssssssttthhhhhhh issssssssssssttthththththththth Deatthththththththththththththt!"
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# i thought that was seen canary? (sean connery)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# SPANG
Like the daffy link though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Marvin as Death
Daffy as Fear, Yosamite as Fire and Mickey as Mortis
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# About 30 seconds into the film, Stallone took his helmet off
and every Dredd fan watching went, "Oh, for fuck's sake!"

Incredibly, it got worse from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# as a friend once said
"ahhh, so thats what the helmet is for".
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# he spoke
plus the fucking comedy sidekick, the fucking flying bikes, the fucking why did you remind me you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Don't forget
not sending the 'comedy' sidekick to the cubes at the end of it all and putting up with Hershey snogging him.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Ian Dury was in it though
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# There is that.
He'd have made a great Mean Machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# i gather he never takes his helmet off then?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# he does, but the reader never sees it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# right, gotcha
i was never really into dredd when it was about.
i do know it could've and should've been a cool film, but it was your usual, run of the mill, hollywood dross
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# You give it too much credit.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)
# plenty of chance to get annoyed all over again next year :)
but at least the helmet stays on this time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# soon, whoever's playing dredd, will have the most typecast chin in history.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Karl Urban
not a dredd chin at all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# that man can't act
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# to be fair you don't need an actor for dredd
some giant angry monotone plank of wood will do, as long as he appears to be a fucking huge and scary nazi of a bloke with no sense of soul.

Or at least that's how I've always seen him.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# plank of wood?
karl urban'd be perfect, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# if he had a big prosthetic chin maybe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)
# he's managed well so far with a prosthetic personality
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# I thought he was brilliant in Star Trek
But then Bones was always my favourtie character
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# he was better than i thought he'd be
but whenever i watch LOTR, i have to skip any bits with eomer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# I'd completely forgotten he was in that
Must have made a real impact
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# he makes me want to smash the screen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# I thought he seemed quite goood as Bones too.
I'm not bothered about Dredd having a huge chin, as long as they don't fuck with the character too much.

Someone playing Dredd with a normal size chin isn't as bad as, for instance, the fact that Tom Cruise is likely to play Jack Reacher.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Don't get me started on this,,,
It's especially annoying as in the new one (the Affair,) Reacher even looks like Ryan Hurst (Opie from Sons of Anarchy.)

Who would be the ideal choice (maybe with a blond dye-job) if you were going to film the books chronologically (starting with The Enemy.)
(xaer0mancer, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# I kept thinking he was a young Joey from off of Friends
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# bruce campbell?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Jimmy Hill?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Burt Kwouk?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
you bad man
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Yeah
I think Jim Davidson might want that joke back
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Inspired by a Twitter thing
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)
# RIS
Perhaps 'attack of the clunge' would have been better.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Clunge
There has never been a more appropriate noun to describe their clammy, waxed, horse-eating-oats, calloused, cloven haddock hooves
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# i'm glad i finished me sandwiches before i read that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Haddock again?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# oh god
they're coming up now
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Best lube in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# They never forgive you!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Haha
you paint a pretty picture, mr Ellis
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# THE Michael Ellis?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
# The Original! The Unforgivable! It's our VERY OWN Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiichael Elllllllllllllllllllllllllllllis
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# *curtains part, Michael Ellis stands centre stage in full Kimono, chopsticked boot-polished hair and wooden block shoes*
♫ Three little maids from school are weee...... ♫
♫ Pert as a schoolgirl well can beeeeee ♫
♫ Filled to the brim with girlish gleeeeeeeeeHEEEEEEEEEEE... ♫
♫ Three... ♫ er, where the fuck are Paul and Moggy?

*tumblesweeds*
*feedback howl as microphone hits floor*
*clomps off crying mascara onto Kimono*

I NEVER FORGIVE PAUL AND MOGGY
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Once again, the prophetic powers of Gilbert and Sullivan amaze me
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
# don't beat about the bush, man
you'll never get your stick back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Change = menopause.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)
# horses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I love them
They're my friends
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# i wouldn't go near the slack-flapped munters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Hey
They're MY friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# no need to fight
i'm sure they don't mind being shared
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)
# I hear you've been a naughty boy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# You been speaking to the Japanese Embassy?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# they've made 'noises'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)
# etc
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# ... ang clan
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Come again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Is this what the inside of the large hardon collider looks like?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)
# No, it looks like this.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# He's not the messiah...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:59, archived)
# gallipoli?
Is that a female parrot?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:16, archived)
# half parrot half chicken


/latin puns blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(meer, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
# "No sun tan cream?"
"... let 'em burn"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
# "No sun tan cream?"
"Fuck em... let 'em burn"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
# It's a line I always remember from the film
The yanks start shooting Germans who are on fire when Tom Sizemore tells them to stop

I double posted cos my computer is being an arse
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)
# 'allo Jooood!
We had an impromptu trip to Saaaaarfend on Sat'dy'day . . . provoked some fond memories! C]:0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)
# haha - *click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
win
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha...
Brilliant!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# hahahahahah! *instaclicked!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
# hahahaha
It took me a few seconds to see what that was, then I let out a sharp office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)
# took me a second or two as well
click
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha!
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# *click*
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry


(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
And Aaaarrrgh! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
# That calculator is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:25, archived)
# agreed, excellent job!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# ha ha!
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] bronson colouring set anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Yes, that is what it looks like
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] all this and i hate football

its true i cant stand the game
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# MAG, not mug
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
#
muggy would be maggy
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# and cunt would be cant
and little would be liw
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)
# & girl = gew
afternoon young man = arpnoon yang main
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
# You're doing it wrong
afternoon young man = arpnoon yang main Oi, cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# "litle"?
\pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)
# littole i guess
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:00, archived)
# li'ul
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:38, archived)
# You'll upset him
associating him wiv da Chelsea.

Heez a fackin' 'ammer you fackin' mappit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# He's Chelski in the fillum
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Is that the one where he has visions of his own death?
Or the one with Bilbo Baggins?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
# pass
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] fast as lightning
nozenritten
(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)

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