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"Right, Lad. About these "inventions" of yours ...."

quick and shit

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)

and on the eighth day, god made a complete fuck-up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)

...and he said, take two tablets and see me in the morning

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)

pfft

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)

thanks

you've just reminded me to take my pills :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)

knock 'em back with wine

it's the right thing to do

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)

funny you should say that

it's exactly what i've just done, literally ten seconds ago

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)

nice top you're wearing

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)

what, the jumper with the stars on it?

that's all i'm wearing, apart from my underwear.
don't get all sweaty, it's a very long jumper.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

pearoast time

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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)

Ning WB

Wait a minute here...

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Paul_P, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)

Ha! And he still managed to break them!

Do you think he had a receipt when he went back to God?

Moses: I need some replacement tablets
God: Already? What happened to the first ones?
Moses: I broke them
God: How?
Moses: Well the proles I dragged up here pissed me off, so I threw them down the mountainside.
God: You can only replace tablets which are inoperable by fault of the manufacturer, my returns policy does not cover personal carelessness.
Moses: But can't I just-
God: No. Now fuck off.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)

RIP

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badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)

haha

love the tick box!

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

Apple are looking for a genius to guide them in the post-Jobs era.

They need a somebody who can weather this tough economic storm,
Who can beat off challenges from their rivals in the fast paced hi-tech industry.

They need look no further...

Sorry, I thought it said Steve Jobs RP! ;)

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Rico, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)

ohh

globbits

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)

A bit worse than hitting a rabbit...

Click for bigger (171 kb)

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

Skwish!

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Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)

ace!

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)

Dont worry biker, veloceraptor only kills velocette riders

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)

...and people with bluetooth earpieces

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

i like this

its exactly what would happen, can you imagine riding to work and all of a sudden, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccc

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:54, archived)

You didn't think we'd be rid of him that easily?

Did you?

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)

hahahahaha!

let's just hope he hasn't invented a hard-light drive yet!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

Surely that would be the....

...iHard-light drive?

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)

oof!

of course he's iHard, he's got rigor mortis

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

oof

thats rough

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

he doesn't care, he's dead.

for my feelings on this, check the sig.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)

ill be completely honest with you

I noticed it earlier and sent it to a few friends as a text joke... it went down well :)

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)

i'm not a believer in the afterlife, so i don't think anyone will care what we say about them when they're dead.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

true

and even if there was an afterlife (which there isnt) I'd still rather not know what people were saying about me... it'd probably be stuff like "he was a cunt" and "all he left was debt"

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)

if there was an afterlife(which there isn't)

and people were talking about me, i'd haunt the fuckers. this is a useful tool to use against my mother, who favours cremation and believes in god. i've told her "if you burn me, i'll fucking haunt you!"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)

cremated alive would suck massive cock

but if there was hauntings to be done, Id haunt the fuck out of that bird off the bank advert that goes "isa isa baby" forever and ever... there was a qotw a while ago about people you have a irrational hatred for and someone suggested her... yep... haunt the fuck out of that.

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

i want the mississippi burial

stone casket, above ground. if lafayette cemetery is an option, all the better.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)

just googleimaged that and wtf'd everywhere...

gonna read up on it now i think...

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)

it's a fantastic place to be buried

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)

Haha!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

hahaha

"It's like going on holiday with a group of Germans"

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

Less towels

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)

i may have to dig out my dwarf dvds

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)

just put Dave on

you'll see them all eventually

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

except quarantine

it's the best one and they seem oddly reluctant to show it.
oooohh, i believe it's wine o'clock!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)

I haven't seen them show any series 5

it always seems to be Gunman of the Apocalypse or Rimmerworld

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)

yeah, they're pretty shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

always seems to be season 3 for me

If I hadn't been word-perfect on Backwards before, I certainly would be now

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

that's a shit episode

my favourites are quarantine, bodyswap, back to reality and epideme

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)

ooo, and dimension jump

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)

I think my absolute favourite is Stasis Leak

Back to Reality is probably a close second. Psirens third? A lot of S6 actually, I liked that series.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)

stasis leak is good

but as a massive virology geek, quarantine has to be my favourite

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)

Quarantine is quality

as are Bodyswap and Epideme, tbh. I even liked that one in S8 with the Pandora computer

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)

that's good, although quite convoluted

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)

Quarantine is ace

As is Ace. In fact, any episode which features Barrie over the others is usually a good one.
*searches for Mr Flibble*

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)

that's dimension jump, i think

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)

Yup. and Polymorph II

and another, later one which doesn't deserve mentioning.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)

Strangely enough...

For some reason last night I was sat on the loo "thinking" and I found myself crying with laugher over the Talkie Toaster scene....
"it's not just breadie.... It's quite currentie too."

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)

me and my mate sonja love that scene!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)

hahaha, Lister found his remains

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

third console officer something-or-other

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)

Shouldn't he be in a car with a lighter and tinfoil?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)

These Steve Jobs Jokes are really out of order

I think people should be a little more PC.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)

Haha!

One of my fave bits from Red Dwarf;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=axDtj2bSduM

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)

thumbs up

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)

VIII is massively underapprieciated

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEj31njaeX0&feature=relmfu

(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)

I bet Job's funeral won't be FLASH

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

Heh

Remember, that's Jobs' mind out there. Expect oddly surprising fitness!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)

Quick, double shit, and very , very drunk....

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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

(Mr Chicken, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)

Wireless?

bollocks! there's a fuckin wire!

(Yog Sogoth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)

it's fucjking string!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

|I had one of these...

spack eyed lil fucker with it'stwo tone wire and bozz etes. halcyon i tell you . halcyon i say..

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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)

big tree house was better

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)

I've seen film footage that says you can speak to dead relatives on them as well.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)

think of all those redundant thumbs

they'll become obsolete

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)

i heard some fuck along these ways

spotify:track:4ihCn6wzja5AOxVZdahR5z (Cossacks Are by Scott Walker)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)

IT'S BILL!!!!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)

a happy santa

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

The Register have no sense of humour

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)

Hahaha!

Probably should have used the Troll icon instead, that normally gets jokes onto the 'El Reg. :P

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sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

I did real lols

Genius

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)

Well I thought it was funny!

Bring back Sarah Bee, she'd have allowed it. Best. Moderatrix. Evah.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)

will someone be my fweieend? i'm kinda new here and that an stuff an shit :(

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RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)

I'll do it, but I'm not cheap

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

How much for 1 minute "happy ending"?

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)

Too soon?

(Yog Sogoth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)

I don't know about soon

Big is the word that springs to mind

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)

Difficult to fit it all in

and still retain the funny

(Yog Sogoth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

Where?

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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)

squint a bit

(Yog Sogoth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)

Is it on the piece of paper pinned to that bunch of flowers?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)

yes

it's there!

(Yog Sogoth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)

threadsaved

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)

sorry yog

your name made me think of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JcRRp-PSLQ 1:30

cheers

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)

H.P. Lovecraft

for the inspiration

(Yog Sogoth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

indeed

although i was never into lovecraft, i was mad into morbid angel, who were mad into lovecraft, now i'm not mad into morbid angel anymore, just like them, and still not mad into lovecraft.

:)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)

Just

mad in general

(Yog Sogoth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)

are those my feet?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

Morbid Angel

are epic, but their last album sucked big time.

(Yog Sogoth, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

yup, it was shite.

i used love all their stuff up to gateways to annihilation, then as i aged it went back down to just the fist two.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)

You're right - they totally namecheck Yog!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)

hi drunken

i like the name change by the way, keepin' it real up in this wankhole.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

Thanks Rattle

I tell it like it is

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)

1 down, 1999 to go

psssst...compo it

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)

Come fly with me...

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)

I like this a lot :)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

This is good too

I'd wonder how you brilliant p'shoppers here could do a ryanair one

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)

Quick & Dirty - will this do?

NWOT

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)

I voted and good

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)

it`s a gudun

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

how many triceratops chops you want me duck

Click for bigger (69 kb)

(grotpig, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)

*hums flintstones theme tune*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:30, archived)

Hi Smash - I made this for you for next week

Posting it now because I don't know when you'll be "offline" from.

Edit: Sorry for the threadjacking grotpig

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)

YES!

i'm not sure which i love most, the lasers, the chainsaw, the fact that i'm half-horse or the shaggy from scooby doo-inspired wardrobe!
*clicks hard*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)

Going somewhere Smashy??

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)

hospital

big op coming up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)

same here....iliac artery bypass soon.....surgeon mentioned two dreadful words:major surgery(gulp)

I'll wish us both good luck :D

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Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)

ooo, nasty!

i'm having reconstructive surgery on my swiss-cheesed innards. morphine FTW!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)

Good luck to you's both, make sure they don't cut out any of your funnys.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)

no chance of that :)

was in a car crash a few years ago, almost got thrown out of A&E for being rude :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

I hope A+E is not how you plan

on admitting yourself.

"Ello? 999? I is ready for my operationz."

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

arf!

definitely not!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

Best of luck to you too E. Dubya, when the time comes

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)

Hope it goes ok Hun.x

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)

thanks :)

they can't possibly fuck me up any worse!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)

What have they done???

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

nothing

had stones as a teenager that went undiagnosed for a couple of years. then they went walkabout and decided to attach themselves to my organs. cutting them off left holes in places there shouldn't be holes. i'm just pretty much fucked up ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)

Best wishes SM

I hope you have a sexy surgeon

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)

i hope so!

if it's the one i had the consultation with, he's about my age and well fit!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)

Sorry but since we do black humour here

www.imdb.com/title/tt0094964/

Best to E Dubya as well

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)

pfff!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)

In retrospect...

I should have made you half-dinosaur and compo'd it

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)

Shirley...it's a bit premature for a smashmonkey retrospective!

/good luck smashie

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

i bloody hope so!

and thanks :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)

Good luck with that

it sounds not altogether pleasant.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)

i'm used to it

and not having it done would be infinitely more unpleasant

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)

Still, don't be posting pics of the op here, will you?

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)

hell, no

i'm not flashing my innards to anyone but my surgeon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

Innards is a great word

It always makes me think, if you have a hernia or something, they become outards.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)

trust me, they do

got the hernia scar to prove it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)

ffs ref!!...ref?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)

shitting hell!

look at his yap!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)

we should have dinos at all football matches

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)

^what she said

actually I can't think of a sporting event that would be made worse by the addition of dinosaurs

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)

i like his short sleeves.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)

The fans can get a little crazy too.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)

the celtic raptors

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)

hail

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)

THEY REMEMBAAAAAAAAAAERRRRRRRRR

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)

Mon the hoops

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

it`s a jungle jimosaurus

I have clicked this on general fucking principle

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)

it would be like this, always

rip steve jones.

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)

RIP SEVEN JANES

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)

who will make the camerafones now

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)

TO THE HYDROFOIL!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)

i never windowz

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)

and now?..|!

spotify:track:4WHPdjmqPvlAVqZZhq5RAt (Simply Irresistible by Robert Palmer)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)

kosbee

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)

^This can not be out-jazzfucked

seriously this is the pinnacle of sweetfuckjazz amidst a cosby/jangis/sammy fuckstraat

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)

that's MooHamMud Alley

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)

Lieutenant Sulu, get back to your post!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)

JAZZFUCK CAMEO MIT COSBY SWEETWIN

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)

now he's jiggin the other way :D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)

JAZZ NOSE NO LIMITS

MIIIIIIIGHT AS WELL FACE IT YOU'RE AD-DIC-TED TO FUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)

Don't you talk about my mother...she made me this vest.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)

i've too much bennett for my own good

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)

PHRESHFUCKWIN

amidst a green sweet plantation

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)

it's all the rayj

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

last frame requires

CDC

(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)

no need

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)

Haviel & The Gavieere Xedrons

spotify:track:4OOotZlf6S4pQgzcTTz61v (The Electrician by The Walker Brothers)
youtu.be/RnLfST5Avqs

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)

fuck

sammy's mad eyejazz moves mix well with that low-battery voice

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)

I would advise you to listen to

Scott Walker's

The Drift
Tilt
Climate of Hunter

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)

it's like glen danzig on acid, dude

EDIT: that tilt be sounding mighty fine my man, wud be nice with a can of lilt
also check it www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ2vKgq8IB4

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)

MOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

BREATHE MAN! BREATHE!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)

lyric win, JAM THAT FUCKING SHIT!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DHney_fuVU 1:37

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)

This is the gif that killed Steve Jobs.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)

youtu.be/4uFSxwJBLxM

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)

i do hope so

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)

If dinosaurs were still alive Mu would pimp them out

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)

Jumpin' Jurassic?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)

iR.I.P

Click for bigger (251 kb)

Too much Angry Birds, not enough reseaarch.

(chalky_bumface Looks to me like it's Rape O'Clock!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)

Yes there is...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)

dino-moe

Click for bigger (197 kb)

(grotpig, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)

nyuk nyuk nyuk!! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

Rad!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

Yo chad, check this fuckflip off this bitches neck

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)

fuckflip win

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, TOTALLY LANDED A 720 DIPLODOCUSGOOCHBLAST

spotify:track:2smP1YtsvqF0iJsVK7wAg4 (Bulls on Parade by Rage Against The Machine)

Also

dinodictionary.com/dinos_a.asp

wtf it doesn't have pterodactyl

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

Fuckflip Zone!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)

FLI[P ME SOME PFUCK

spotify:track:2JHkBRUnEzH5dwM7DNcMXc (Wake Up by Rage Against The Machine)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)

Dinosaurs on skateboards:

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)

HE LOVES CLU, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)

We don't need no stinkin' dinosaurs! ............................We got walkers!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)

a whole thread of maximun wonder fuck japes

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)

Remember the time we wuz on b3ta?

Good times. Good times.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)

i remember it like it was tomorrow brah

sweet sweet times

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

that's one well trained 'saur

also if I may...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

good one... *click*

(Dent, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:00, archived)

well fuck me

'tis a dino skatepark

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)

It's not abuse.

He likes it.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)

skatin' the rim

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)

you had to go there

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)

Gnarly dude!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)

Holy Transfuckery!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)

He ate a thousand loaves and fishes.

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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)

iPop

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

RED LOLLY

YELLOW LOLLY
RED LORRY
YELLOW LOLLY
RED ORRY

ELLO OLLY

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

hePopped his clogs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)

cans ipop dis ere?

ag ag ag ag ag

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)

you never know

it might just work!

(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)

rope a toap never fails

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)

they're not trying to muffle the homing chip in his head, you know

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)

hahahahaha very good :D

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Saner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

Breaking a Macbook in memory of Steve Jobs

Made by a couple of my colleagues, with pretty minimal input from me, but thought it looked pretty cool! Made of bits and bobs from a (previously not working) macbook pro

(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

Bloody hell

Top work!

psssssssttt put it in the compo

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

ah thought I did

will fix that

(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)

LIES - Macs dont break or go wrong!

That is ace though.

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Saner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)

Only when you drop an anvil on 'em

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

yes they do

they are well know for the logic board going ka-put in the mac book pro needing either a repair in the £600 region or a new mac book pro.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)

MICROSOFT PROPAGANDA!

:D

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Saner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)

*dons tin foil hat*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)

*fanfare*

"let the jousting commence!"

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)

Mine hasn't yet and I've had it for years

*drops wardrobe on it*
damn

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)

that is rather ace

best watermark it before someone nicks it

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)

Yes!

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)

very very good!

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)

Cocking shitsticks.

That's rather good.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)

top response

thanks!

(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)

STEVENET WILL DESTROY US ALL

- this is excellent btw

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)

this is excellent

although the eyes are creeping me out a bit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)

thanks

we thought it made steve look a bit like a Borg

(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)

nothing wrong with that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)

What happened to the Image Challenge?

Before I set off to work Dinosaurs was massively winning on votes?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)

Rob did both.

coz he has THE POWER

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)

He has the Power!

When he lifts magic pork sword and shouts by the power of Cuntshed!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

lol

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)

we've got a coalition image challenge, i think

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)

Damn I hope we don't see Clegg pop up

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)

hopefully not

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)

Did you see

this?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)

yay!

mondrian definitely looks the best!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)

I'm sorry but the turd fish still wins for me.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)

i think i'm just most proud

of the way mondrian turned out. he's pretty much spot on how i wanted him to look

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)

* much the same as when I look at your turd.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)

this needs to be an animated screensaver

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)

you are the scatman

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

clegg nuts pop out

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)

awesome

a massive pic would be cool

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)

click on the image

there's a link through to a bigger one 2000px across or something like that

(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)

wow!

Nice one, i wanted to look at all the little bits see if you'd cheated but fair cocking doos its all legit! nicely done...

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)

Bloody hell, that's a bit good!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)

you should get that printed onto canvas

then charge £1500 for it

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)

ahaah and call it

Prelude to Creation - A Study & Tribute

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

haha

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)

With this piece I internalised my own introspection, searching for aspects of inspirational creationism.

Using mixed media I have depicted a form of singularity to express my own emotions also I done a shit on a turnip.

- Haviel Jangis

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)

hahahah

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)

sweet sweet jangis jape

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

hahaha

www.b3ta.com/talk/7337416

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)

Saviel Xalierl

also, this is Jangis

www.b3ta.com/board/10561573

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)

i made that floating fuck from the mp eric pickles, after joe scaramanga mentioned him

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)

coincidentally, that's exactly what Haviel Jangis looked like before the crash

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)

no idea who jangis is

it just reminds me of hogis, hence the /talk link were i mentioned hogis and some bird was on the rag etc

JANGIS LINX PLZ

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)

Haviel Jangis is an abstract artist born in Seville raised in the sewers of Javiel prefacture Okohama.*

*
(he is fictgion)

shh, pwetend him real

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)

hahahaha

sounds like one of danny gloom's (a b3tan) characters.

sweet sweet madthoughts deki

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)

^_________________________^

Savierl Changis & The Chimichangas

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)

changis, jangis and hogis, the 3 tennors live in concert

rated pg (bring a child)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)

BAAAAAAAAAHSAALOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Mit Sree D

Only on NooCorp

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:17, archived)

not compliable with phuklipscorp

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

Hi, is this JazzCorp?

- Please hold
- What coupon has you?
I got this fucking coupon
- Which coupon sir, has you a fuckcoupon?
Yer
- K
I has discunt?
- yer
K
- bai

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)

hahahaha

they need better customer service, the fucks.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)

shhuuuuuutttt uuuuuppp

thats why i really asked for a bigger one

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)

as someone's likely to steal it and sell it

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)

That's chuffing ace.

Nice work!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)

FANTASTIC WORK TIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:........

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)

20 M's

Good job

(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)

thass pretty lovely :)

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arrangedletters, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)

FUCK!

that's all i can say to explain this

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)

its stuff like this

thats puts my pictures of cocks to shame... good day on here today though, but now im going home to pizza and beer.

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)

it is this that is the biz

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)

That is rather super,

but (and I know this is controversial) I consider the man to have been a selfish, greedy twat and although I am sad for his family, I am glad that he does not have the opportunity to carry on being so.

Would we be seing this level of outcry if it were Bill Gates, who is more innovative, more charitable, more brilliant in every way? No.

You know what galls me the most? The fanboys know he was a cunt and was treating them like cunts, but they still don't mind.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)

^^^ THIS!

He was a fantastic salesman though, you cant deny him that.

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Saner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)

nah,

Apple look like they might end up like Microsoft if they're not careful, but to say Bill Gates was a lovely guy back in the 80s/90s as well, when Microsoft were copying Apple for a start, and forcing pc manufacturers to pre-install windows thus making pcs way more expensive than they needed to be, and also making newbies think all computers had to run windows, was worse than what apple are doing now (IMO).

Gates is apparently a nice guy -now-, but he nicked a load of ideas (M$ didn't invent windows). I bet it's probably guilt over all the shit he & M$ did years ago ;)

edit: I not a Apple fanboy by the way, if Linux had a better user interface and better media packages I'd be using that 100% of the time. But I just can't stand windows cos it's crap, and Microsoft itself for all the shit they did years ago. They make good mice though (but that's shiny hardware)..

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)

Microsoft copying apple?

Microsoft make software and they were both copying IBM, but remember who was there making this stuff.

The crap people talk about M$ is nothing like what actually happened when we were living it.

M$ took closed systems and made them open in a way which Apple never did. They made their software cross platform and open to all, where Apple make theirs closed and are evil with good PR.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)

I'm not saying apple were saints, no business is (are?)

It's just miro$oft were worse. And they didn't invent windows; neither did Apple, it was Xerox or something wasn't it? But Apple came out with windows before M$ anyway. Plus making the newbie public think all computers just naturally ran windows (by forcing pre-installing), thus ensuring most people run windows on their computers to this day, was a masterstroke of salesmanship. Okay people had to put up with buggy operating systems and came to think rebooting every few days was normal, but hey..

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

apple did not come out with windows

both companies produced seperate software based upon Xerox's desktop environment.

i don't believe that companies were forced to put windows on at that time, but there was very little choice software in terms of a usable operation system at the time, microsoft saw an opening by offering heavily discounted software to companies making desktop computers, a model whic stuck, i don't think apple offered their operating system to any other third party manufacturer during that time.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)

but apple came up with windows before microsoft, that's what i meant

As for the forcing, M$ changed their licensing agreements so pc manufacturers had to include windows (and (I think) no other operating system), if they wanted to continue using MS-DOS which was by then already entrenched. This meant no other fancy graphical operating system (Linux, BSD etc) could get a look-in on the new PC clones being churned out.

Or something like that - see this: www.spectacle.org/0901/maloney.html

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)

no, xerox came up with a desktop environment that both companies based their software on

hence when they tried to have a pop at each other about 'stealing' the desktop environment neither had a leg to stand on.

microsoft saw a market opportunity to get manufacturers to commit to supplying their software (of which there were scant other operating systems that were usable at the time) with their systems.

to my recollection apple never offered their operation system to any other party except using it on their own prebuilt systems, thus controlling both the software and hardware of their business.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)

"apple came up with windows before microsoft"

Emphasis on "before", I know Xerox did it first :) It was only when M$ saw what Apple had done with Xerox's system that they realised that was the way to go. www.b3ta.com/board/10563513

The thing with M$ & PCs though was how they stifled any competition on a machine (PC) that could allow loads of operating systems (rather than Apple stuff that was all in-house, i.e. OS & hardware).

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)

Well they came up with their own OS based on xerox's ideas

But it wasn't windows, or they would have called it windows.

And at the time microsoft were releasing their verson there weren't really many viable alternatives that didn't require a certian knowledge about computers to make it an out of the box product.

You could say thay at a later date linus torvaldes copied both microsoft and apple when he released the kernal for linux, which itself required a certian knowledge to get working in its various guises.

You could say that apple have copied some of the innovative research in the mobile phone market that nokia had forged over the years. The thing that apple has been good at is walling in the garden and creating slick user interfaces.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)

"But it wasn't windows, or they would have called it windows"

I meant the very idea of a graphical user interface to move files around using a mouse etc, not what it was called.

"And at the time microsoft were releasing their verson there weren't really many viable alternatives" - true but there were some but M$ stifled the competition by forcing pc manufacturers to install windows. Anyway this is one page with more details (again): www.spectacle.org/0901/maloney.html, I'm off to bed :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)

Apple look like they might end up like Microsoft... - how can any 'successful' business not?

forcing pc manufacturers to pre-install windows... - 'forcing' ?

...if Linux had a better... - ahhh...

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)

Just found a nice thing that sums it up, the situation 10 years ago:

www.spectacle.org/0901/maloney.html

But: by "ending up like Microsoft" I mean disenchanting its users by being overly authoritative, and by "forcing" I mean "forcing computer manufacturers to take Windows if they wanted to continue shipping their computers with MS-DOS already installed. Computer makers abided, because selling a computer with no operating system installed would have put them at a severe disadvantage: consumers didn't want to install operating systems themselves if they didn't have to." (from the link)

edit: anyway, sod this, time for tea :9

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)

iSync failure: unable to detect irony

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)

I guess not! :(

what was the joke? :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)

disenchanting its users by being overly authoritative

apple itunes, istore, etc

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)

ah gotcha, well yeah that's what I meant, they have started going down that road too, unfortunately :/

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)

The OSX interface is hideously pofaced too. Boring as hell.

(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)

trying to figure out how to get the shares off a guy with cancer probably counts as "not nice"

end of the day, they got lucky with shit

plenty companies back in the day and were the in thing and nobody'll remember them these days

(

discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)

Hoi Manley!

did you get the merchandise?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

WOO!

well done to those people.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)

Yeah! coupla colleagues ftw!!!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)

I agree

good job other guys, glad I was there for the moral support

(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

actually dude

i'd resize it to 400 width to make sure this gets an FP. mods sometimes do it for you, but maybe sometimes they couldn't be arsed.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)

superb.

I bet Apple would buy this.

Click

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

kudos

and yes, watermark it to fuck before it's too late

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)

nice JOB

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

wow

great work, that

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mozza, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)

Much aceness!

(AnthT, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)

This search
(the little thingie like tinyeye where you can right click to search ze web for similar images)
came up with nothing when this was first posted, now it's in several places. Hope a few were your own postings =)

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

This is possibly...

one of the best and most creative things I've ever seen on B3ta. Top work!

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tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)

woweee!

high praises, thanks :)

(Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:39, archived)

Completely awesome.

Brilliant stuff!

(robbersdog, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)

Erm...

CUH-LICK!!!!!
Well done.

(beerMatt, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)

Steve Jobs: a fitting epitaph

(protocoldroid, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)

i may aswell dump this here

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)

hahahahah

latelols

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)

someone needs to teach that triceratops more about healthy lifestyle choices or at least put a shirt on god damn

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d d, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)

this meat eating tri fucking wins!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)

Just a light snack really.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

if only there was minature t-rex's id have one

Click for bigger (32 kb)

(grotpig, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)

I bloody wouldnt

Imagine trying to get that to lick jam off your bell-end

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)

therer no thing as a bad dino

its the owner's and how they train them id let it lick jam of me bell

(grotpig, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

so thats why they died out

they tried to lick their own balls

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)

and thats why the little dinosaurs died out

coz they tried to lick em' too

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

exstinction

by the lack of jammy bell-end's to lick

(grotpig, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)

~~one~~ a wank

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

WOAH!!!

What happened to last weeks compo? I thought we changed it on a Friday now?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)

Don't worry little fella. We'll soon get this nasty thing removed...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)

hahahah

i like this and it has rolf harris

(men boles Benea, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)

tie me raptoroo down sport

hmm, "tie me kangasaurus down" doesn't really scan, does it? seems i'll have to concede to this one

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)

*waves severed arm in the air, celebration stylee*

and on that note, i'm off to bed.
g'night all

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)

g'night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)

dang furrballs!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)

heh heh!

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mozza, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

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