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# Full frontal
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:48, archived)
# well, that's gonna suck
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Nothing Sucks,
like an Electrolux!
(Banjo Legs, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# He looks like staff
He should be wearing his staff ID badge.

CFNSFWish
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:04, archived)
# lol
health and safety would be all over that
(men boles Benea, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)
# well, that's gotta suck
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Great stuff!
have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)
# ...and i would have gotten away with it too
if it weren't for you meddling kids
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Mindpiss
Ha ha, I heard that line in my head too. Always thought it was 'pesky' kids ?! dunno why.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
# it could be 'pesky'
i have a horrible conversation memory
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Stop scaring the children.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Pah!.....He never showed his working out!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10567178
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:45, archived)
# ^this
you should have asked for an autograph....
with a dead pan face.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# -__- -ugh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Flamethrower knee!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)
# oh that Albert
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# IT'S MY B3TADAY!!!!
No requests yesterday, I guess you were all leaving it upto me for my b3taday...
So today Birthday blokes are Charles Dance and Martin Kemp.



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
# and todays lovely ladies are...
Aimee Teegarden and Bai Ling.



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
# im liking the lass on the right, whoever she is
im guessing she's bai ling?

Jovial candle period, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:17, archived)
# Happy candleday, sir!
I meant to request Charles Dance yesterday, but appear to have forgotten. Michael J. Nelson and Michelle Trachtenberg will be nice for tomorrow. And Bergerac.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:23, archived)
# thanks but its not my candleday!
(why do people keep replying to me, and not the original poster?)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Because people just hit reply and type a response to the original post, assuming that sane, intelligent people
will be able to spot that its a reply to THAT post, not a reply to them.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:43, archived)
# so are you saying im insane and thick?
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:44, archived)
# I don't think you were being called thick
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:46, archived)
# \o-
"I am!"

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:15, archived)
# she's the bad acting mental/witchy sidekick to Michael Wincott in The Crow
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:35, archived)
# is she the mental crack whore who speaks 'cuntonese' in Crank 2?
A quick google search shows a few pics where she looks a bit like her, though its been a long time since i last saw that fine film.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:39, archived)
# She plays an assasin in gene generation

A god awful film with a pretty awesome soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:19, archived)
# I say!
*adjusts monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
# brrrr
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Bai Ling has really odd nipples
Watch Gene Generation and you'll see what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:26, archived)
# Happy Candlez !!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Happy day to you
I think if your birthday is on a Monday they cancel each other out.

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:50, archived)
# What did?
* Maybe his leg had just grow?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Tywin Lannister!
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:13, archived)
# Happy B3taday :D
*smooooooooooooooooch*
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Ta
*Man hugs


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
# `
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# * Unzips...
"There you go mate!"

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
# do you like anime ??
or monster trucks?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:34, archived)
# what about anime monster trucks?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
# What about Bukakke Tentacle Monster Truck Rape Anime?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:23, archived)
# MONSTER TRUCKS - FTW!
* This should be next weeks Image Challenge!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:20, archived)
# I AGREE WITH THIS /\
(men boles Benea, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Happy Candle day ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)
# Cheers PP!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)
# I was in the garden centre yesterday
and I think I saw Michael J. Fox.

At least, I think it was him. He had his back to the fuschias.

(blame my cousin's husband for that. Hi Dave, if you're reading this, get back to work, ya slacker.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:55, archived)
# EAT LEAD, SLACKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:18, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)
# That's probably for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Happy B3taday WB!
Tomorrow could you please do the sexy Emily Deschanel and the sexy Dawn French?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:04, archived)
# I've done Dawn French...


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Scroll down so you can't see her face and chins
And that is a rather impressive pair of norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:30, archived)
# Indeed...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:48, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# And I've done Emily Deschannel!
I'm might just do Dawn myself then (but prolly not)

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
# aint we all!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 7:51, archived)
# Happy Candle Day Wobbly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Thank you...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Happy Candles Wobbly!!!
\O/ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:35, archived)
# My, what a big head you have...

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Happy B3taday WB!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Thank you Waspy!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Happy Candles WB
And I agree with Emvee Tywin Lannister from Game of Thrones
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:09, archived)
# though I neglected to say happy candleday (sorry, it was early)
Happy candleday, WB
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Thank you maidemvee!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Happy Wobbly day :D
And why aren't you vectored, hmm? Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Because it is not my birthday, it is my b3taday..

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)
# But I requested it!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:01, archived)
# I'm a bit lost now....
Who requested what?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10566664
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Sorry I missed that one...
I may knock one out for myself tonight...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Let the missus give you a hand
for your special occasion
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# o_0

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:45, archived)
# HBDWB!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Happy b3taday Wobbles!
My request for tomorrow is Emily Davison
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Noted...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Guh. It's one of those "monday" things again...
...fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:09, archived)
# *SPANG*
this one is actually quite good
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:18, archived)
# I'll go along with this ^
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:42, archived)
# :D
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:05, archived)
#
I've lodged a complaint
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:51, archived)
# let it go
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Jolly Jack is no humanist!!!! (JolyJack(modification by me) Maria)


*giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 7:18, archived)
# I think you mean
"Jolly Jack is no humanist" or "Jolly Jack is not humane"
either way it's still confusing and I think you need a new translator
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 7:22, archived)
# I fixed. thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 7:25, archived)
# Yes, that makes much more sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 7:49, archived)
# I AM NO MESSENGER
but I will give you a message
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
# he has no humanity?
he has no man titty?

man ho bang tat?

I dunno

I'm lost increasingly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)
# I'm not fooled by this bizarre turn of events
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 7:27, archived)
# *giggle*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 7:29, archived)
# Pfffttt


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:13, archived)
# I think you should just forgive Michael Ellis
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Are you claiming you can identify a student of Roman and Greek literature and antiquities
by their smile?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 7:30, archived)
# Moral issues! I talking about for humanism!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 7:32, archived)
# Ah!
I see!

Edit: Only joking, I think you meant the other one of HappyToast's suggestions. Humane is a more general statement about a person's morals, humanism is more a school of thought.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 7:34, archived)
# don't confuse the lady (and this turn of events even more)
hu·man·ist (hym-nst)
n.
1. A believer in the principles of humanism.
2. One who is concerned with the interests and welfare of humans.

it's correct, just a bit unusual
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 7:44, archived)
# I've always understood it as an alternative to supernatural religions
Placing the emphasis on the essential goodness of people as opposed to gods.

But you're right, my adding to the confusion wasn't very humanist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 7:54, archived)
# I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 7:59, archived)
# hahahah
that makes no sense whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:08, archived)
# It's futile...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)
#
HAHAHAHAH!!!
(men boles Benea, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)
# This is ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
# har har no way
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# fuggy muggy moe
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Moe moe kyun n__n
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:26, archived)
# kyuu~n!! ^3^
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:44, archived)
# I have a subscription to the "New Humanist" magazine
Maybe I'll lend him a copy or something - but I've always suspected he's more of an anthropomorphosist
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:15, archived)
# o_O
I'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:22, archived)
# attacking other b3tans is usually frowned upon
especially ones who have contributed some excellent and well received posts

you are not one of those
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:23, archived)
# I think it's a joke
that has been badly translated by google
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Yes XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:27, archived)
# I was laughing at the never forgive one on Da XD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Pfffft XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:32, archived)
# All I can think of now is that Robin Williams film, 'Jack'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I'm glad we agree on something
I lost my humanitee down the back. He's somewhere around here.

Stupid manitee
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# I thought the eye was a mouth and it was a cheeky wee chappy
hee haw
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# yes we know...we know...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# links
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 6:26, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 6:42, archived)
# 'ning dogb... oh.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 7:36, archived)
# I keep clicking it but nothing happens?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Pfffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Didn't fool me
That's clearly a link to ILoveHorses
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 10:38, archived)
# ---->
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
# sweet dream bad people
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:40, archived)
# could've used that pic yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:46, archived)
# check last week
also: Run you cheezy douche! (i can't stand her).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:47, archived)
# did i miss something?
and no, nor can i, but i'd take her over 'er husband
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:53, archived)
# No...I drew the original last week, and Discomeats also did an animation of it, and I did this one today. It's all good and up to speed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:54, archived)
# i think i saw that.
i know he put a similar background in, did he animate the body too?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 3:03, archived)
# No, but it was still cool. I just wanted to see her walking.....................o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 3:05, archived)
# she walks pretty well considering she has no feet. ;)
i like it.
are we celebrating somekind of nuclear explosion this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 3:18, archived)
# For me...everyday!

This was from the lesser known atomic Summer Fashion Collection........ ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 3:42, archived)
# i think this may gain in popularity


freebase however, doesn't seem to :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 3:59, archived)
# Love the bleeding stumps
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 5:34, archived)
# my only complaint is the loss of the lobotomy scars
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 6:11, archived)
# Is this the new Phones4U advert?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 7:10, archived)
# just coz i can....


Click for bigger (56 kb)
(men boles Benea, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] what?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)
# that we scamp!
he's stolen strawberry jam by mistake instead!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)
# The Guide Raptor for the Blind training volunteers are full of strawberry jam
Trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)
# hehehe
this is ace, and should be frontpaged heartily, as it is exactly what this compo is about.

Plus, you drew it yourself (i presume)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)
# :D
More "traced in Illustrator," sadly...
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)
# But,
isn't that the same thing?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Hope Blunkett gets one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:02, archived)
# oh well...
have another biscuit and try again
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Training can be filled with difficulties.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)
# i see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Gets a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Please welcome to the stage, Lucifer and Rosemary.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Basically,
Who
?
There's your answer love
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# What, no DNA test? No lie detector? No toothless chav with the IQ of a slug?
Might as well switch over to Homes Under The Hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Well I guess the devil's reputation as The Father of Lies
would complicate things in a paternity lie detector test
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)
# The father of Lies? So he's got another sprog?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# At the end of the day...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Is devil have humanism?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
# I never forgive Devil.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# FUCK!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:33, archived)
# That's the best Satan I've seen in ages. Almost tempted to sign up!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Celebrity Poos Number 3 (yes the tird one) number 2 was during the gayshift without any fanfare


PS: Mofaha begged me to let everyone know that he has a Super Spring Collection he wants everyone to see.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Squirrels with shits
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# be careful -- it looks like she eats nails
tough girl there!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Her bowel action looks like a close-up of a bacterium or something
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# mofaha can take his super spring collection
and shove it up his arse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)
# I was going to say this exactly.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:51, archived)
# I can't face peanut butter again
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)
# What about the smooth stuff?
The co-op do a nice one, it's not smooth but it's basically pure peanut. Very crunchy, not very turdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# ew
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# She could at least look a little bit satisfied.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# She kind of looks like she's made an entry in a turd-off
and is looking at her opponent as if to say "Beat that"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)
# They'd be wise to concede defeat,
as the old saying goes, "those who shit and walk away are worth two in the hand", or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Those who poo and walk away
on busy days make it look like the next person did it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Ah, the next stage up from farting in a lift just before you get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# That's not so bad
It's things that seem to place the blame on one person...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# I don't think she's finished yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Damn,
I was on the phone and it made me giggle.

Edit: Also, capers
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)
# capers, arf!
reminds of the Bodysnatchers when the health inspector is debating with the chef over whether the found item was a rat turd or a caper
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 1:17, archived)
# What you got there, is a load of crap.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)
# That's more like it.
Tiny poos are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# you nutter
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:41, archived)
# ASK ME ABOUT MY SUPER SPRING COLLECTION OR I WILL FUCKING END YOU ALL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 6:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# as its 3D my mii :D
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARD!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# :D
i need a shave
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# What now?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Scanning the QR Code with a Nintendo 3DS puts herman's Mii character
onto my 3DS. His Mii has a beard. I have reciprocated with my Mii QR Code, and with a little dance.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Michael J Foxasaurus?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)
# I don't know what the question was
but the T-Rex says "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# They tried to make him go to rehab.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# That would be so cool first thing in the morning!
My mate Malcolm, who is now the Curator of Mammals at LZ, had to take a Sumatran tiger cub called Hari out for a walk every morning for a while. He still smiles about it when it's mentioned
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)
# cool it with the eyebrows Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:56, archived)
# Every which way you can - 2011
Mentally ill people shouldn't be allowed pets.....

I know, I know it's a gorilla of some sort...

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# he turns into a pro wrestler and does an elbow drop on the last frame?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# NO,
He hadn't had enough time to smear the shit on the walls yet...

*edit*
Also if you have seen the movies, it's from where he is swinging from the light fitting... I can't remember why.... but he was.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# becoz his best friend is an orangutan
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# i have seen them, and i knew he was swinging from the light
its just the speech bubble placement makes him look like he's getting all hulkster on the RSPCA woman's ass
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I wouldn't mind doing that to her ass,
Think she works in Manchestor.... I may abuse a cat till I get a "home visit"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# as I recall, he was seducing his woman
just as the Orang was seducing his female utan, in some kind of cross-cut scene that showed they were so in synch they thought alike during the act of seduction.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# that's just gross
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# It was the 70s
things happened
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Things happened in the 70s?
Shirley not!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# woo!
but not for the choice of font
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# ^this
Ive already given him a shouting at for it today, but learned how to reset the zoom on firefox, which made it worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Yeah, taking that on board for the next one....
Need something slimmer and more readable.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Comic Sans is a good all purpose font
You can never go wrong there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Arial is the answer to all fontular problems.
Fuck Helevetica - Arial is the champ of all practical fonts!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Lucida / Lucida Console are my personal favorites
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# also,
SHO THMBZ PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# there you go


Click for bigger (132 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Now lets hear no more about this.....


Click for bigger (106 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)
# it's so perfect -- it looks fake


EDIT: works on sinister photoshopping plan involving tim's thumb
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
# WHAT?
NOoooooooo

Your gonna make it ridiculously big aren't you?

WAIT! i'll post a picture of my penis, do it to that instead.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Is it based on that "Man who looks like a thumb" thing
that was doing the rounds three or four years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
# THAT gives me an idea -- thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# I do have better ideas
Like Tim Thumb, the thumb-shaped obstetrician
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)
# That is my actual thumb....
And incase your wondering, It's the roast of Charlie Sheen on the telly box... IN HD!!! my god he looks old.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Actually, no. I was wondering more how you keep your skin so smooth and kissable
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)
# fairy liquid
it's a liquid for guys with girly fairy hands
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Not a gorrilla
It's one of the great apes, like a gorrilla is.

Simple rule, tail = monkey. No tail = ape. With a couple od exceptions, like the barbery ape, which is infact a monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# What if it has it's tail removed by a bare knuckle boxing mental pimp?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# so you are an ape
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# He likes:
bananas, monkey nuts and grapes.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# yes, like you a hairless ape
but not like those ones in borneo that they shave and get to perform sexual favors.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# I shave my shoulders, does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# 4chan told me to dump this here instead
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
# OK...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# O_o

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Ok, so could you now give us an image full of nos?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# This image is overflowing with pumping nos

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)
# You lived up to the request superbly
and bonus points for use of the word "surfeit"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# In case she/he/it never posts again...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
# it will ALWAYS post again
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Oh well, frankly I've got a replaceable layer in this for anyone else who sentence up the backward.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# there is things i would like to say in reply to this
but our people do not have such nasty terms in our language
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# They have gestures instead.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:58, archived)
# :-D
Mind you, B3ta makes less sense to someone who doesnt frequent here than broken english, what with all its memes, GC's, CDCs, SK's, All the time touching my ass's, neck sounds great's, fucking shitty magnets etc....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I never got the fucking shitty magnets one
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# me neither
or the captain / ass one.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Yeah, the Neck Sounds Great completely passed me by
Came back to /board one day and that's all that was going on. Still no clue what the fuck that was about...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# someone shopped a picture of a kitten cuddling a duck, with its head by its neck
the text 'neck sounds great' was TOAPed on it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Captain he is again touching all time my ass
was imchocked's catchphrase
Edit: That was supposed to be replying to taters, not EJD
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Either way, we're all learning
Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# A flick through the images on his profile will give you an understanding of his cult status
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=80624
I think I may also be responsible for his disappearance
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# this is it's origin
www.b3ta.com/board/6781732#post6781742
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)
# So THAT'S how it was done...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Is it in the b3ta dictionary?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)
# You're asking mr mictionary that question?
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/Magnets/
I can't believe this predates that fucking shitty rap song!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 2:35, archived)
# fucking shitty magnets - how do they work?
from insane clown posse / richard feynam

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMFPe-DwULM
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)
# I suppose you get them
if you have a lot of iron in your diet
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# I like boats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)
# ALSO:
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# AND THEN

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Too brown.
I don't like the font.
Game over man, game over.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# also, it must be hard to pronounce ERROL in Japanese
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# ellor?
EARRARRRUUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# *flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# 'lo
I'm rissing, sorry buddy
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
# He was rumoured to have a 12 inch long penis
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Ask Me About Super Spring Collections!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# one day he had the special effects guys make him a comedicalyl huge penis
with which he'd scare people :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)
# You're not going to ask about Super Spring Collections are you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# No. It's not conceivable that I would do that.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# ha ha, oh good god!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# It's no rumour
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Sell it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 3:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I just don't get this challenge at all. It's shit!
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# she does have lovely snot holes to be fair
'lo
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)
# snot holes - phwooar!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Best chat up line ever
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# second only to "I want to fill your holes with snot"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)
# he's a keeper
and i'm gone.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# This week's compo?
Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# rapunzel!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Look like I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# looks like I picked the wrong day to quit taking amphetamines
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)
# He's plotting nostril rape
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)
# when in doubt, compo it
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 3:10, archived)
#


edit: i'm looking for some actionscript help if anyone is a whizz at that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# fly, little fella, fly!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Much re-possitioning of my laptop screen was required
Quick, make the background dark and sell the idea to Guinness
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Wooo! Big green square... Oh wait...
Granny? Is that you? You're finally using that trampoline we gave you for your 90th birthday?
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)
# 41k?
WITCHCRAFT SIR!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)
# i was pretty surprised about that too
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# needs more 'rotate' and 'fire' buttons
:D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)
# and a few asteroids wouldnt hurt
much
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# A dog snickering in the corner
each time you miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)
# your stuff is so wonderfully understated and subtle
like a little oasis of calm on the interwebs

*Kerlicky
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# or like a stoned woodlouse
on a summers day
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# For possibly the first time in my life
I agree almost entirely with something Clay has said.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# This!
He has me on ignore because I'm so radical. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)
# *awaits SAM missile*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# I'm not a whizz
but I may be able to help if it's something pretty straightforward
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# i'll be in touch
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# I'm no good at actionscript
but I just had the urge to make a load of greasy chips in the old lethal deep fat fryer, that must count for something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# this soothed me this morning, thank you
I had a very stressful hectic day ahead of me (of which I am in the middle, and its worse than I expected), and as I quickly, hectically checked my emails and b3ta, I noticed this and it calmed me down immensely and put me in a better place to face the oncoming barrage of stressful people with their stressful opinions. thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
4000 pixels of right scroll goodness ----+



(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Moist
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)
# You too?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Always...
But since the invention of all new lazy fucker nappies,
I'm moist but smell sweeter.....

Now instead of smelling pissy, I just smell of stale super strength lager.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# the inside of your head is a disturbing place
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)
# being an ex catholic ex scientologist don't help
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)
# i would imagine not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Out of the frying pan, into the fire, and onto....?




... profit?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)
# women's underwear of course!
I look great in a frilly basque
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# It's always good to share with your loved ones :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Ahhhh.... so you're a Jew now?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Wow. That's a lethal combination there.
You're lucky to escape without having your brain be complete mush.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# ...and Facebook says
Church of Scientology ---1019 likes
David Icke..... 1364 likes

Well I'm knackered after that conclusive research proving Icke has taken the baton and is running with it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)
# it was probably the same bloody fanatical small team of people clicking it
that's how they get all Hubbards books in the best seller lists too. truefax!

saying that, the Mission Earth series was a cracker though
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Icke is great!
I'm in that like list somewhere...

I just liked the idea of "I like Icke"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Haha!
Gets my click
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)
# hahaha
this wins for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)
# hahahaha :D
sweet agent jesus on a unicycle! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Hahaha, epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you think the Brontë's saw us?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)
# What is that thing in the middle they are all putting their hands in?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Traditional game of: Touch the Hutch
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Poor Starsky doesn't get a look-in then?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

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