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(wingalls Optimizing now for our Arcaibh b3tan brethren, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)

*looks up "humor" in the dictionary*

*doesn't find it*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:41, archived)

Sorry, my bad ...

try "humour"

(wingalls Optimizing now for our Arcaibh b3tan brethren, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)

Ah, right you are

carry on

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)

looks up "my bad" in the dictionary

doesn't find it :(

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)

*Buys cakeburglar a new dictionary*

but loses it on the way to the post.

(wingalls Optimizing now for our Arcaibh b3tan brethren, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:04, archived)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)

Er ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)

compo it

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)

...

or not.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)

heh heh

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:57, archived)

But it's good because it looks like one of those motivational posters that are really popular in America and not over here

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)

But it's bad because it's been done to death.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)

i have 50 1tb external hard drives full of them pics

i can't get enough of them

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)

TAAWBOAP

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)

hahahahahahaaa!

that took me longer than it should to work out

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:07, archived)

all i have is "on a page"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)

That And A Wide Boat On A Page

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Frogbeat, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)

I usually like wolfsick...but not like this.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)

i think i killed him

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:12, archived)

You will regret this.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:14, archived)

excommunicated from the gay

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:19, archived)

Give them what they came for

(wingalls Optimizing now for our Arcaibh b3tan brethren, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:24, archived)

Indeed

Welcome to b3ta, pull up a flan, base a shop, I forget the rest

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:28, archived)

Haha! Very good :)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)

YES!

You appear to have passed some kind of test!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:00, archived)

so which regular are you then?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:20, archived)

LS18, probably.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)

That's

more like it!

(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)

Hola, wingalls.

Welcome to b3ta.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:36, archived)

Ah. Haha. Yes. Erm.

Erm. But if that monotreme's only got an arse, then the other one doesn't have a willy to bumsex the first one with..?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:40, archived)

That's why he seems to find it so dull.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:51, archived)

HIS ASS!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:01, archived)

HIS ASS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:22, archived)

Sgt Pepper Spray visits Abbey Rd

(Zoidaroid, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)

ORANGE!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)

Sans pubes!

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)

Why does he do it in the road?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:34, archived)

Yeah!

He should be doing it up against the old woman.

* No not John Lennon, the other old woman!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)

Macca?
Also: FAKE! He's wearing sandals.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:44, archived)

ewww...fucking hippies wear sandals.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)

Yes. Yes they do.

They certainly do.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:42, archived)

arf

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)

I saw kids at a bus stand today do this very thing

I loll'ed at the CDC they created

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:02, archived)

No matter what he does...

He still sucks.

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dogbomb, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:13, archived)

*leaves tram*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)

Hahaha

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Frogbeat, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)

Rooms from only £29 per night my arse

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Frogbeat, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)

*gives £29 to Frogbeat*

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dogbomb, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)

+in

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)

Needs more Henry...

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)

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Frogbeat, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:28, archived)

*snort*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:40, archived)

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:33, archived)

I don't know.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:36, archived)

I do.

But I'm not telling.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:38, archived)

hang on, hang on..

no.

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satan_kidney_pie floats like a butterfly, sings like a trout, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:48, archived)

It's got something to do with potatoes, of that I'm fairly sure.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:02, archived)

Mr. Potatoehead is killed moments later.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)

Trollface?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:01, archived)

i just realized i deleted the layer i was doing actual art for work on

ooops guess that happens if you slack away at work

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:12, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:02, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)

british fashion awards 2012

so you can look into the future? who is she anyways
also i love the style. please post more or make more if you dont have more

this almost looks an introduction for posting easy toons

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:10, archived)

Moggie spasming?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:10, archived)

DO NOT MISUNDERSTAND! D:

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:13, archived)

YOU MUST BERIEVE ME I UNDERSTOOD

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

I wonder what Moggy looks like anyway...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)

WHAT YOU SAY????!!!!!!!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME! HA HA HA HA

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:35, archived)

So it seems

Fuck it. SOMEBODY SET US UP THE IED!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)

I KNEW CATS was part of the Taliban!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:12, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:28, archived)

Is that supposed to be me?

(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:23, archived)

since the floor is moving

it makes you wonder if its one being or if its two characters living on some living surface
maybe they are germs but i really think they are both ONE BEING so the left bloke has no reason to be surprised. he saw it coming

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:11, archived)

shhh, they won't learn about that until the end of season one

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)

Two And A Half Mediocres

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:16, archived)

That ninja's doing well

holding his head up without falling over

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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)

He looks stoned ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:10, archived)

Rock on!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:10, archived)

would

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:10, archived)

Invites in for a smoke.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:12, archived)

The Call Of The Winter Moan

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)

*wizard hats*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:27, archived)

*warlock socks*

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)

Oh yeah, that's a good idea isn't it? Yeah

Let's all bring Neil down. That'll relieve the boredom.

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Frogbeat, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:22, archived)

Great - even the machines hate me.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)

No-one ever listens to me, I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)

From monopoly to the grave, the only interesting that ever happens to me is sneezing

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)

Seven days after watching this, you will be BORED

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:27, archived)

Static slowly dissolves, only to reveal ...

a show made by young adults
for young adults

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)

- A Mexican in a wheelchair enters the livingroom

(audience goes home)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)

(Jeremy Clarkson laughs menacingly *Exit stage Left*)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:51, archived)

^ Would

Oh hang on, the long hair caught on out.

* fetches bin bag, hammerer and nails.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)

Before you die you eat The Lentils.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:29, archived)

fantastic

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:02, archived)

DINNER'S ON THE FLOOR GUYS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)

Ha ha! Perfection.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)

A storm in a teacup or several teacup :D

Oh the humanity

Fantastic illustration.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)

a storm of teacups, perhaps?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:03, archived)

wonderful, subtle use of cup emotions!

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)

Now he'll have to stop all his stirring

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)

aaaw...he's had better days :D

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)

Superb!!!

Smashing sir! :D

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)

Nooooooooooo!

Not the teatime pals :(

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)

They're safe..........but very tired.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)

YAY!

They could do with a Nice Sit Down™ then.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)

Oh yes.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:47, archived)

That'll teach him for running off with the dish!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:37, archived)

wow

amazing colours

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:40, archived)

Paint on bristol...not my usual style, but I ran out of canvas.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)

You painted that on your tits?

*even more impressed face*

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:10, archived)

I had to shave first.

..........................Never again!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:18, archived)

Pain misery woe and crockery.

The four main food groups.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)

The four place-servings of the Apocalypse!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)

Just remember to cover your fillings with silver foil

before dessert.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)

The main course for tonight's dish is Duck and Cover l'orange

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)

China Crisis

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)

Zing!

Or The China Syndrome with Jane Fonda.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:46, archived)

Oh marvellous!

Learn from this, kids - war is BAD, mmmkay? Even if you win, you lose - as evinced by this sorrowful spoon, crying among the corpses of the teacup enemies.

Did I do it right?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)

Those were his friends...and he enjoyed dipping inside of each and every one of them.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:46, archived)

Oh great so now it's racist as well.

I see.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:52, archived)

Get off the tram then!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:00, archived)

Fuck you, hippy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)

Go back to Switzerland!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)

Don't you repress me, you fascist running dog of the capitalist pigs.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:10, archived)

You shall be bound and gagged, and concealed in a dark chamber.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)

They all say that.

The drunkard, sinful, dirty WHORES! Oh GOD! ARRRGGH!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:18, archived)

Crackin'!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:48, archived)

saucerful of secrets eh

lovely work tho

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boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)

Speak to no one about what you saw here today.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)

Oooh that's a bit good.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)

Ooooooooh

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:20, archived)

:( oh bless him

Woo!

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Frogbeat, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)

this is awesome

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)

This is lovely and sad at the same time,

Much like my penis.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)

That prototype nuclear-powered pottery kiln test didn't go as expected

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)

wow

this is proper brilliant

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)

Thanks all!* \o/

*I have read all your comments and laughed several times.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:17, archived)

これはすごい

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)

Fuck yeah

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)

hey Moggy

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:01, archived)

Gezellig zo

Laten we gewoon elke post in google translate gooien, da's wel zo makkelijk.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:01, archived)

I have translated your message and I understand it. Thank you. :)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)

You're welcome : )

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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 19:10, archived)

this is art of pure beauty

its like dali meets mad max married to a brit

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:13, archived)

Poor spoon, it crying :(

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:05, archived)

Woo! If this is the correct reaction to a tragic picture like this

Poor little guy :'(

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:25, archived)

Lush.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:29, archived)

I like this a lot.

It also reminds me of the Twilight Zone episode featuring the avid reader with no glasses.

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.Yeti., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)

amazing :D

boiling hot bumwash

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:24, archived)

high street hit

right there haha

(Zoidaroid, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)

I like my women like my coffee

ground into tiny pieces and stored in the freezer

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:30, archived)

pffft!

I like my whisky like I like my women - 12 years old and full of coke

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)

Hehe

I like my brandy how I like my women...set on fire and thrown in with the pudding at Christmas.

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)

I also like my beer like my women

cold and bitter

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)

I like the jam in my donuts like I like my women.

All down my front. Oops.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)

I like my women like my drugs

bought off a dealer outside camden station for a tenner and you've no idea whether or not they're any good or will kill you.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)

I like my potatoes like my women

dug up from the garden, scrubbed clean before coating with spunk

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)

coffeeeeee

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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:46, archived)

ive used caffeine suppositories

used them when i was a super athlete back in the day

now i just think coffee tastes like shit

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boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)

did you pop them into boiling water afterwards then?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)

no but getting the sugar up my arse to go with teh coffee

was challenging unless I had a 'friend' to help

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boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)

ever dunk a biscuit?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)

often started with a custard cream only end up with a bourbon

dont even go there with garibaldi tho

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boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:37, archived)

don't drag the mighty bourbon into this sordid little montage!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)

you need one of these

http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/

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boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:42, archived)

OH MAN!

but I'll never fit that into my arse!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)

use the gel

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boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)

sorry. I forgot the importance of using the gel

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:45, archived)

God of Rolos!

www.pimpthatsnack.com/project/437/2

Actually the filling sliding out looks a bit grim.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)

you can have the last one!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 18:02, archived)

I like the shit slick coming out the door

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)

you can make your own at home

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)

I already have thanks

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)

Ha ha!

Just noticed that as well.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)

Can I get a tall, skinny frappucino?

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:34, archived)

sure you can

drop 'em and bend over

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)

Competing with the Vodka Tampon Industry, eh.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)

so that's how they make bloody marys!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)

Ooof!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)

Hahahaha

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:35, archived)

oh ffs

i'm having a coffee now

cheers

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)

don't spill any!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)

arse fucks

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)

Sgt. Pepper

(Zoidaroid, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)

haha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)

Ha ha!

That's rather good indeed.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)

hahaha...perfect............ace title too

*click*

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:32, archived)

Monumental

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:37, archived)

statue of non-liberty

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)

\o/

Kinda makes you wonder whether he's naked under that uniform. He is American. You know that.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:50, archived)

A far more fitting symbol than that french chick

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)

hahaha

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:12, archived)

pffft

but bindun, I think... already saw a similar one elsewhere

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:00, archived)

woo

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:14, archived)

Beautiful.

*click*

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friskeyferret Whatever..., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)

"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I spray my pepper beside the golden door!"

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)

i knew it

Click for bigger (74 kb)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:47, archived)

BUT WAS THERE A SECOND SPOONER?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)

no no no

jackie o was a greedy bitch

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)

FUCK!

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Frogbeat, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)

magic bullet.....er...spoon

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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:14, archived)

hahaha, nice

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:40, archived)

Genius

*clicks*

(gijoel, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 23:47, archived)

My favourite sexual position is the JFK.

I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)

fuck!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)

Hahahaha holy shit!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:49, archived)

that really happened

(Zoidaroid, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:26, archived)

makin' me hungry now :)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:33, archived)

She ate his brain.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:40, archived)

You join us at the Paralympic Diving...

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)

Yay "Support our Paras"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)

haha

inflatable wheelchairs FTW.

Also - trippy photo skills: narf-archive.com/pix/04b7d1abb6117112823fbb99c473e69028444bb7.gif

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)

WHOAH

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:09, archived)

^ What she said...

Very, very nice.. I may have a go at this.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)

it's like a stop motion form of the stephen spielberg's favourite

focus on face.. walk forward at the same speed as you zoom out... effect.

snappy title I think you'll agree.

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arrangedletters, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)

oh, you mean the FOFWFATSSAYZO effect

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)

!!!

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arrangedletters, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)

GET OUT OF THE WATER!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)

Or "FOFW FANTASY" as it should be know from now on...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:38, archived)

The "trombone shot"

as it's known in the trade

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:55, archived)

Why is he diving past a list of girls' names?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)

They are all the ones he has had.

~~has had~~ would have had if he had any feeling in his cock.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)

What, and they wrote them on the wall of the swimming pool to taunt him?

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)

Yes.

The ASA can be real cunts!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)

Oh I thought he was a rocket going upwards

which explains everything inc the girls names

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boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)

Funny

I've just been watching this short film with Die Antwoord. It's Gummo all over again, only more South African.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)

I would do naughty naughty things to yolanda.

so far this has had me laughing though it has only been 1 min 26

I really love one of their earlier projects The Constructus Corporation - The Ziggurat a space set rap opera.. the second cd with the story on it is all sorts of aces.

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arrangedletters, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)

Oooh, I'll look that one up

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:09, archived)

the release got majorly fucked up and is all rare and shit

but it's on pirate bay :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)

hahahahaha

now THIS, i would watch

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)

Hahaha

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Frogbeat, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:07, archived)

is he

going to land on something like iron railings?

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boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)

Too much splash... 2.3

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:44, archived)

Ham and Pickle sandwiches with a side order of pickled gherkins and coffee for lunch...

I have one burning question that came out of a full mornings meeting.
"Why do my Robots always have a hole in the middle?"

* Alternative question: What are you having for lunch?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)

Beef and mustard salad on Tesco mediterranean bread.

Just had to wash mustard out of my beard. Now I remember why I don't like having a beard.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)

I hate mustard, but I don't have a beard so it probably doesn't matter...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:45, archived)

yes

just wiped casserole sauce out of my beard

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)

and you had the casserole a week ago?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)

it had gone nice and chewy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)

because robots don't need a stomach

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)

home made chicken casserole with a dash of Ass Blaster sauce

3 rounds of granary bread for moppage

I have insufficient data with which to formulate a coherent answer to your first enquiry

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)

I share a cigarette with negativity.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)

I hope his happy about that...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)

He's drawing robots, not flies

you silly :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:57, archived)

D'oh!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)

For keeping stuff in

Brie on freshly made bread. Honey on oatcakes.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:56, archived)

Nice

Very Nice

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)

bacon flavoured bacon with supernooldes

cuo o' tea and kit kat

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boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)

Tea is for girls - Fact!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)

tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)

Montreal smoked meat with dijon and romaine on a ciabatta

*smugs*
Thanks as always for your morning efforts, Wobbly!

PS the hole is to pass the sandwiches through from the kitchen.

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)

:D)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)

Richard Pryor and Sarah Silverman tomorrow

(not for lunch, of course!)

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 0:39, archived)

Monster 800g Lasagna from Morons

/ac. Crap. Need to vary my diet.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)

best not check the nutrition label on that!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)

152% Saturated fat RDA.

Pass the defibrillator.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)

CLEAR!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)

...which is more than can be said for my arteries.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)

This is your arteries

This is your arteries on pies

These are the horses you will no longer be able to love

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)

Corned beef on poppy seed bread

with lettuce and rocket plus one slice with raspberry jam and a mugati.
A) Because you always draw your robots with a hole in the middle.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:20, archived)

* Bokes

EDIT: Thanks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)

Several slices of bread (including one with creme de pruneaux) and a bapao. And tea.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)

My name is Bender, please insert girder

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_explosion

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)

* Inserts girder.

Baked Bacon with at least 5,000 calories and 500 grams of fat per roll... Nice.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)

mmm delicious

just need the baguette to pop it in and its for the win

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boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)

coffee

black coffee

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arrangedletters, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)

ass meat sandwich

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)

Braw!

Have asschips with that.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)

For upgrades in the future.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:51, archived)

Nice robot - looks Asian*

Maybe it has a hole in it because that's where the little pixies live?

Lunch? Red Bull

*racist

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)

Mr Snow

_{Yes, there is a Mr Snow. He's less of a survivalist in the original.}

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)

Ace! :D

a i

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)

Excellent Jemmy Usage!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)

YAY and WOO!!!!!

*Click*
:D

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)

hahhaha

what a happy burglar he is

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)

Excellent

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)

Now that's what I call a mischevious glint in the eye

Good work SBF!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)

nICE

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Frogbeat, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)

yay nicely :)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:36, archived)

Ready for action I see.

Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)

Yet another worthy addition to the set.

Kudos.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)

Qui-Gon Organa

(Rick Deckard, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:11, archived)

What light source matching algorithm did you use?

;o)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)

The usual one(TM)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)

Compressed Carrie Fisher head is compressed.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)

STAR WARS

I think The Hedgehog From Hell needs to see this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:16, archived)

Pffft!

Don't mention Social Workers, either ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)

Next compo: Star wars social workers

with fleas

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)

HONKA HONKA DICK GEL

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)

I'm given to broadly agree with this assessment of the situation.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)

how many social workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they're all on strike.

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:26, archived)

NOT ALL OF THEM!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)

Previously on mediocre

*24 clock noises*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)

FISTING FULL THROTTLE

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:26, archived)

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)

i've been meaning to ask for ages

how DO you match the texture like that?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:21, archived)

Adding a little 'Noise', that tends to work

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)

larvly!

i'll have to experiment with this

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)

nice haha

(Zoidaroid, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)

This in a museum...NOW!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)

oh!

I thought you said Orangina

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)

Qui Gon Jina?

Also, Arf!

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Coubs Salty toothpaste, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:06, archived)

'Real' gazzed me a very specific request, and I was more than happy to oblige

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)

Phwoooarrr

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:10, archived)

Veiny feets

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)

yes, and proof that humans continue to evolve

...do we get super powers, psychic abilities, or superior intelligence?

nope! just a really creepy long second toe :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)

It's called Morton's Toe,

I've got it too.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)

so do I actually.

I always tell people that those of us who have progressed to the next level of evolution have it :P

*googles 'mortons toe'*

Disorder?!? fuck naw!

edit: oh good god! upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/13/Morton%27s_Toe.JPG

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)

that's more of a foot-thumb than a big toe

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)

finger toes!!

argh!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)

i don't know about morton's toe bveing the next step in evolution,

but baldness is, so i know i'm already on a higher plane

oh, and according to the wife i have weird hobbit like feet

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)

ooh - I didn't know it had a name!

*is also a freak*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)

Does anyone else feel like they should have a thumb-like digit coming out of their heel?

There seems to be a centre in my brain for operating it, but it's not there.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:51, archived)

not having a lot of luck with the 'owling' craze, eh?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)

I bet those taste cheesy!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)

Creepy, but a corking pic also!

Woo!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)

hang on...

too tired/stupid to think of a witty riposte

www.b3ta.com/board/10618130

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)

again with the bad words

tsk tsk tsk.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)

Ye Gods!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)

humunculus

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boff FL OZ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)

these are brilliant

and slightly freaky. Im sure someone out there would have a wank over this.

You should put them all in a tumblr site or something so we can marvel / wank over them

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:25, archived)

as a matter of fact, I have placed them all on a flickr account (just not this one yet)

www.flickr.com/photos/paul_662/sets/72157594172867131/
oh fuck, there are a lot of them there :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)

hooray!

You are all of teh photoshop skillz0rz

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:49, archived)

Woo

I love these. Wonderful stuff

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)

pedro's got a site with a few of 'em on there.
depsite the hideous mutations i still would with most of them

(just like he said up there^)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:30, archived)

LOLs@'hideous mutations'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)

this is

good stuff

(Zoidaroid, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)

My God man...! (that is all)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)

love these...

like human bratz dolls :D

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arrangedletters, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 6:58, archived)

hooray the sun's come out :)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)

YAY

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)

GAY

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)

Hahahahahaa

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:51, archived)

dun with closet

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:54, archived)

They can be so restricting

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:08, archived)

Always knew he was a whoopsie.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)

WooHoo!!!

Lovely cloud action Elvis! *Click*
:D

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)

Cor! That's nearly happy enough

to negate George Osbourne and his wealth of shitty news
the enormous flange!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:50, archived)

*leaps in with a repost*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)

This is very I like it.

(Honourable Member is upstanding, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:51, archived)

Woohoo! ; D

Nothing like a bit of sunshine.
especially after a load of miserable rain soaked posts

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:51, archived)

Yey!

Although it is still a bt Brrr...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)

true

if only we could coax him a bit nearer...

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)

would it annoy you if i told you it's eleven at night

and still 23 degrees here?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:02, archived)

not at all

b*****d :)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:05, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:19, archived)

They have not let you out yet then?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)

~~let~~
kicked
surprisingly, no

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)

\o/ .,oO(YAY!)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:08, archived)

reminds me of The Lottery!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)

Though you might like this sir...

www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/11/29/wine-labelling-fail/
:D

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:17, archived)

haha

that's where my sig came from. I saw it on FB.

Also - Lorem Ipsum in English is...

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, enhanced mental focus, can help you save time, money, and Hawaii. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, as well as from around the world. No products to list in this category will be sent to the item below. There is no product, you are going to electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:24, archived)

Lovely

(

Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)

lovely

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:47, archived)

Have a hug

In fact everyone have a hug.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:54, archived)

This is made of Glee and Squee!

*clickies*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:07, archived)

Oh thats good

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Frogbeat, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)

Yippie...the sun's out!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)

Woo and yay!

(

Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)

Yay, Lovely!

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Sheep!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 20:45, archived)

Grarrrgh! FUUUCCCKING HELLLLLLLLLL!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:30, archived)

Clipped by a cyclist again?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)

I agree, but must share...

I got done for riding on a pedestrianised area when I was 16. It was 6am on a Saturday and I was going to work. Just me and the copper who saw me!

In court I was fined £30. Just before me was a guy who threw a brick through a restaurant window when pissed. He got fined £25.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:32, archived)

oh and I recently got asked to leave a shopping centre for WHEELING my bike through it!

yet fat cunts on their motorised scooters can run people over at will in there!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:33, archived)

get a haircut

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)

I have a SBAS!

I'm no hippy commie bastard!

edit: turns out SBAS is not a common acronym at all - short back and sides - i.e. a normal man's haircut!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)

ok, well, maybe you just look like a bad guy

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)

admittedly, the swastika tattoo on my face was a mistake

BUT I SHOULDN'T BE JUDGED ON MY APPEARANCE!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:40, archived)

You'll never get to be a social worker with that tattoo

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:09, archived)

Satellite-based augmentation system?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)

it allows me to cycle blindfold

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)

shitty barnett and swastika

;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:52, archived)

haha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:58, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)

I will next time!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)

read the other day

guys purposely runs another guy down in the car. loses licence for 2 years, 6 month prison.
similar thing elsewhere, guy gets 10 years prison
eh?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)

have actually been told by a police officer

that it's relatively common for this kind of 'accident' to take place, as the perp knows they won't get done for (attempted) murder, just dangerous driving or whatever

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)

yeah, i get that

which in itself appears pretty ludicrous. it's the discrepancies in sentencing that truely baffles

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)

It's how I do all my killings

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:40, archived)

"WHOOPS! NOT AGAIN!"

*COMEDY TROMBONES*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)

Disclaimer: I've never owned a car. I just fuck them all to bits with my sex cock.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)

So what you are saying is that the bad behaviour of others justifies you behaving badly?

Tsk tsk. I'm sooo disappointed in you Griffy.

*turns back on you*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)

who are you, my social worker?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)

Yes

Don't forget your appointment to see your kids.

3:00 - 3:06. Bring a policeman.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)

have I earned enough credits to have the harness removed?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)

3:00 - 3:05

Keep asking questions, Sunshine.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)

*foams*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:46, archived)

OH SHIT

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)

I understand how that might have pissed you off

But come on, you're seriously not comparing throwing bricks through windows and riding your filthy bike through a desolate area, are you? You're lucky they disbanded those nazi camps in 1997

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:45, archived)

I know, but this was 1987

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)

oh shit!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:33, archived)

share the road

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)

many cyclists are dicks

but frankly the same applies to pedestrians who see nothing wrong with walking into the road without looking and opening car and taxi doors into them. and don't get me started on white van man, minicabs or taxis.

(turbomerl, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)

Pedestrians have right of way everywhere except the motorway.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)

of course, how silly of me

(turbomerl, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)

Try reading the Highway Code - it's most instructive.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)

haha I recently did

to check that my understanding of lane discipline when approaching a roundabout was correct. It was. It's the other cunts who think I'm cutting them up who are wrong!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:44, archived)

i thought you were joking

but you seem to seriously be suggesting that a driver or cyclist should give way to any pedestrian who chooses to step into the road at any point. That seems a bit bizarre, frankly.

(turbomerl, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:47, archived)

You seem to be suggesting they have the right to run them over

How odd.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)

sorry

that's not what I meant. Many many times, pedestrians have stepped off the curb directly in front of me (less than a metre) while I have been cycling. It's very scary and has resulted in injury to me on several occasions and once almost getting run over by a lorry while attempting to avoid them. I suppose that I struggle a little with the concept that I was in the wrong all those times.

(turbomerl, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:00, archived)

Don't ride so close to the curb

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:02, archived)

what, like in a cycle lane?

(turbomerl, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:03, archived)

My reply possibly wasn't 100% serious (comedy website lols)

But, may I suggest riding appropriate to the conditions and application of say, a warning bell? No potential dangers=ride fast, potential dangers (pedestrians around)=slower.

I ride a bike and it's really easy. Never had the sorts of problems you're talking about*.

*famous last words

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)

FACT!

it's been shown that the closer a cyclist rides to the kerb, the less room cars gives them.

btw, curb = restrain ;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:05, archived)

= lulu105.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/56.jpg

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:18, archived)

Yes, because motorists love it when you do that.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)

Yes, see - as a road user, you're expected to be behave in a manner that enables you to deal with unforeseen situations.

Sorry if that's too much responsibility.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:06, archived)

you must try at all costs

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)

at a junction or break in the road the pedestrian has right of way

fact
though in practice, there's the thing of being morally right, but mortally wounded

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:50, archived)

and many car drivers are dicks too

Some people like the Amsterdam System, where the grumpiest and shoutiest cyclist has the right of way.

except when you're a tourist, in which case you never have the right of way

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)

on my one visit to Amsterdam (yes for those reasons)

I decided the best way to find my way back to the hotel was to navigate via 'the' canal.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:43, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Proper lols

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:49, archived)

it was a confusing and hazy weekend

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:59, archived)

And you can't move on the pavements for all the parked f*cking bikes.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:53, archived)

I had a shitcunt cyclist give me an earful the other day for stepping out into the road without looking

Silly me, not looking the WRONG WAY DOWN A FUCKING ONE-WAY STREET

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:03, archived)

I've had the that

best one rencently was the cyclist who hit me, going through a red light, WHILE TEXTING!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)

Tell me you cunted the fuck out of him twice.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)

Even more dangerous with these iPhones etc

that require you to use BOTH hands to operate the damn thing. I see this regularly though

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)

I've had that on Parkway going to work

though it was me who subsequently put the fear of god into the cyclist

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)

Why is it never raining in you images?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)

what's the issue in the 4th image on the top row?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:45, archived)

Fucking Harry Potter Cloak-wearing cyclists

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:48, archived)

FUCKING CAR DRIVERS THINK THEY OWN THE BLOODY ROADS!!

/other side of the argument

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:22, archived)

we fucking do!

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)

Fucking Bastards.

I carry a tyre iron some days explicitly for 'returning the favour'.
Stay on the fucking road, fuckers.

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:23, archived)

YES YES YES

Is there a website where can out these feckers and pour scorn and hate upon them. Errrr sorry but work in London where it's just bloody stupid now especially going through reds in-between buses, vans etc so no idea if someone is crossing. I've had countless clippings and near full on misses.

Trouble is with the Boris Bikes bloody tourists have joined in and think it's fine to cycle any where and actually seem to think riding on the pavement pushing pedestrians out of the way is the thing to do!! Something needs to be done

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)

I do enjoy watching a cyclist being fined for jumping the lights on my walk to work.

(UTB, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:47, archived)

*headdesk*

Cyclists are cunts
Pedestrians are cunts
Motorists are cunts
Train drivers are cunts

Pilots are smug cunts

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)

I'm not.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 14:22, archived)

I bet you're one of those fucking canoeists...

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 16:16, archived)

Ride hard...ride strong...ride free.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)

Ride according to the rules of the road.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)

*get out of my brainz, crap joke*

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:09, archived)

The accocunts are offering a 50% disocunt on every cunt roller

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)

50% disocunt, 50% discocunt

SOLD to that man with the green pubes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:22, archived)

DISCONUTS! GET YER DISCONUTS!

FREE FOR A PAAND!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:25, archived)

How much does shampoo cost in London?

Pahnd ten

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)

*flat out running spang!*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:36, archived)

smack that ass!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)

that's a very ambitious High-5 they are attemtpting

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:13, archived)

perhaps their sofa includes a fast-moving conveyor belt mechanism

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:18, archived)

this need to be invented!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:20, archived)

That's the problem with these enormous lounges

that they give away free with every motion-based console.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:22, archived)

the kinect works* in a regular sized lounge though

*the kinect tech is quite good, the application is terribly shit

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:26, archived)

a hand in the bush is better than 2 birds

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:26, archived)

too many variables for this to be taken at face value

for example, if i can get my whole hand in, i'm not sure i want to know

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:28, archived)

hush -- or I will post more Perettebase :P

also, faceswaplols
www.flickr.com/photos/27654650@N05/

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:32, archived)

ahahha!

who's steven?
have some faceswaps i did of a couple of my amigos

i186.photobucket.com/albums/x2/rea1high/gay-tripletsb.jpg - nsfw

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:12, archived)

"cunnect"

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:17, archived)

Oh my god, those drapes are awful

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:22, archived)

oh, and jutht look at that upholthtery -- how dithguthting

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:27, archived)

haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:43, archived)

Work it!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)

That'll explain the breathing then

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:32, archived)

Blimmy

That's a bit good.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:33, archived)

Ta Flower!

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:37, archived)

haha

EastenderWars!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)

Service Wash?

No ta! *legs it*

Nicely ;)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:37, archived)

eh,

wasn't it dot that did the service wash?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:49, archived)

Cheers Whato!

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)

....crucial to get the fag in :)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:49, archived)

ha ha argh!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:49, archived)

I still love this :)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:10, archived)

OUCH!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:12, archived)

Ooh that makes my teeth itch

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)

That looks TOO real!

Yikes!

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)

Colour him in magenta

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:02, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)

I find your lack of 'ooh I say' disturbing

fab

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)

Cheers Joe...

...and Hai! :)

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)

she has her face on sideways

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:00, archived)

admit it

you still would though

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:04, archived)

from behind.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:11, archived)

oh lordy...

nice one :)

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:17, archived)

Ooh ta!

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)

Oh my that's good

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:03, archived)

Ha ha...*chokes*XD

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)

Strike Day!

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dogbomb, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:48, archived)

argghhh!

ahh

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)

^ This

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:56, archived)

*kills self*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:51, archived)

my mate who loved nothing more than a lake of beer, a pile of kebabs and a thousand cigarettes when I knew him at Uni

just posted this FB update...

Well had to do it, ran 11k today through the Atacama Desert, was really hard.. 2400 metres altitude, chest felt tight all the way and after 8k couldn't speak my throat was so dry, but wow what a landscape... then humbled by sight of flamingos in their own spectacular habitat, what a day

HE'S MAKING ME SICK! SICK I TELLS YA!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)

Well done that man!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:02, archived)

he's doing all sorts of things now

including Triathlons and Ironman contests around the world

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:06, archived)

What a cunt!

/ijellybro

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:09, archived)

haha

yes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:11, archived)

don't get jealous

just get a flight to the Atacama and sit in a comfy chair with a bottle of wine and a croissant...and wave as he sweats and grunts his way past you

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:22, archived)

If I make the chair motorised, I can keep up with him too!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)

I'll jog in Desert S, I'll sprint in Desert T, but I'm

never gonna run around in Desert U.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:13, archived)

Get in training

Go to the Atacama Desert and do the same but take Angelina Jolie with you.

Post it on FB and say "IN YER FACE, MATE".

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:31, archived)

hmm. If I had that kind of pulling power

I might take someone else. Not sure who though.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:37, archived)

Well, if you play your cards right...

No, not Brucie....ME!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)

*swoons*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)

i gave up smoking the other week.

i feel pretty smug about that.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)

so you should

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:36, archived)

thanks, i do ;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:48, archived)

do you know any Social Worker jokes?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:15, archived)

Pffft

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)

Just one

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dogbomb, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)

How about popular fall fashion jokes?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)

About 4

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dogbomb, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 15:49, archived)

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shiro_kuma, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:16, archived)

Happens more often than you'd think

nice work!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:17, archived)

thats romantic

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d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:18, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

Aces! :)

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Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:18, archived)

Pffft

Good stuff!
'ningles

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XLVII .uk, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:19, archived)

That's one way to get a visa.

Woo

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:20, archived)

she was up the duff!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:25, archived)

Best detail ever!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:28, archived)

Not sure if I've made this observation before, but your work is sh*t hot!

'ning the Board. How are we today? Smashing blouses and all that?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:27, archived)

My blouse is so smashing, it caused a 20 car pile-up this morning

In my driveway

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:28, archived)

don't expect forgiveness for that

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)

With a blouse this smashing, I don't give a fuck

HOW DYA LIKE THEM APPLES

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:30, archived)

WERE HE NOT DEAD MR JOBS WOULD APPROVE

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:31, archived)

i'm not dead

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:40, archived)

no. I expect not.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)

With Osama, Sadam and Gadaffi Gaddafi Gadaf, Muam Muarm, Fuck, That Libyan Chap

Whose next? I vote for ManBearPig.

(Chowder I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:21, archived)

Edward Bauer?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:45, archived)

Wow that is some bouse action right there.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:31, archived)

a google image search of bouse reveals that I do not want to see it in action

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:34, archived)

A lot of people make the mistake that it's a frisbee

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWGqhIbXh-I

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:54, archived)

My blouse brings all the boys to the yard

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)

Damn right.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:31, archived)

aww thanks barry

and everyone else. its evening here, hope you all have a fun day

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shiro_kuma, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:31, archived)

where are you?

you have an East Asian sounding name

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:36, archived)

im in sunny Beijing

where it's nearly time to escape the office

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shiro_kuma, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:43, archived)

have a great evening!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:46, archived)

thanks!

plan to have a few ales on the way home. have a good day, don't be working too hard

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shiro_kuma, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:49, archived)

hahaha

very little chance of the latter!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:52, archived)

^What Bitchtits said^

I haven't got a blouse on. I'm posting completely naked, from atop the BT tower in London, using only my Blackberry Smartphone supplied by Cuntshit Media Group PLC.

Sent from my Blackberry Smartphone supplied by Cuntshit Media Group PLC

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:40, archived)

let loose the spitfires!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:48, archived)

Grarrrrgh!

*waves hands about*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)

How smart is smart?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:52, archived)

Smarter than your blouse.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)

I highly doubt that, my blouse has 6 gigabytes of ddr 3 ram running at 1600Mhz!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:27, archived)

That's quite a blouse!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:30, archived)

Isn't it a bit chilly for that kind of behaviour?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:53, archived)

Gay.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)

Helloo

As it happens I am wearing a smashing blouse today.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:32, archived)

WHORE IS A ALIEN

BEWARE

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:27, archived)

Hahaha! Fuck you bitch! He ma man!

JERRY! JERRY!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:32, archived)

great, as ever!

what do you use to do these?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:41, archived)

cheers real

i use flash CS3. i forgot to ask, what did you use to make your dukes of hazard one?

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shiro_kuma, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)

plain tatty shop cs5

i was wondering about getting flash animator.
without wanting to sound like a complete dick, can anyone use it?
i mean, yeah, i can, from time to time, produce ok pics in ps, where as others frequently produce great stuff.
i guess i'm asking if i need to be particularly skilled to use it?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:54, archived)

is being a vicar Windy Miller's weekend job?

oh...and woo!!!!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:43, archived)

Hahaha

Click 'n Woo!

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Frogbeat, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)

Absolutely Lovely!

Here is my humble offering . . .

(A_Charmed_1 is searching for the One Ring . . ., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)

Tremendous :D

*clickies*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)

Great, great and more great

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)

Always excellent.

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Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 17:32, archived)

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