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# Sorry but I just had to knock this up to get the association out of my head


Apologies for crapness of its just being a pic-with-text
(I helped save b3ta! roystead, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I believe it's called a TOAP in the trade
Good stuff, though!
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)
# now that's the kind of Santa I want coming down my chimney
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:07, archived)
# strikethrough gag in 10, 9, 8, 6....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:08, archived)
#
coming shitting

chimney throat
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:10, archived)
# haha
unexpected 'coming' strikethrough!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:11, archived)
# I pride myself on my originality


originality banality
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:13, archived)
#
banality bananaramallamadingdong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Yeeks! That reminds me of the very first Amiga mag I ever bought*

*had bought for me
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:15, archived)
#
what game is it?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Ha! Gunship 2000
I worked on that

[\showing age]
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Merry Christmas all

I wondered why they were called that
(rescueranger, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha
yule have a blitzen shit afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)
#
just noticed this is my first post in about 2 years - pretty impressive lurking?
(rescueranger, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)
# indeed so
have you got a partner or a job or one of those other lifestyle choices that I've heard about?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)
#
one partner three jobs, or is it the other way around? I can never remember
(rescueranger, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)
# a partner is a job in itself!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Yum!
Lovely bit of venison kebab.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:48, archived)
#
this makes me hungry
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Well done, bravo!
EDIT: I really meant that. ...but when I scrolled down and saw my post again, I saw that it might be inferred as insincere

so have a medium WOO! :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Cheers sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:14, archived)
# haha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Ta Waspie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:14, archived)
# haha
Craig Charles!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)
# hard to crack?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# hahahahah Craig Charles
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Why do you hate
asians so much Michael?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:05, archived)
# he fat
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Hahaha
*applause*


Edit: damn, just scrolled further down.
(Meagrom, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:33, archived)
# nice
(Zoidaroid, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:52, archived)
# hahah brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:58, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Mind the seams
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)
# has a look of Robert Mugabe about the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:37, archived)
# well it does ;P
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Hahaha yes! *click*
Have a Christmas hugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)
# silly dog
doesn't know she's only seconds away from strangulation

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Don't give me ideas :(
*works on sequal*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)
# *waits agog*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)
#
...but only after the maniacal laughter, then the crying, then turning to emotional stone just before turning to rage, then a slow but strong tightening grip around the dog's neck
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)
# That's lully!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)
# meanwhile, in Jahled's study...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# :)
No hummus intended, just more of a practice of Zapruder-style image stabilisation. Maybe I should have put freebase's face on the falling cat, or put a few frames of a jedi waving his hand for a few frames at the start
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:24, archived)
# no no no no no no.....
it' just wonderful as it is

woo etc..
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)
# I think I know his brother
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)
# why is that a fail???
look like a perfect take off for his intended parachute jump
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Ahhh thats so sweet
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Ahaha
He looks pissed off about something
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# mebbe because he's dead?
I'd be pretty pissed if I was dead
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:57, archived)
# I'd feel relaxed
or embarrassed depending on manner of death.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I think the stranglewank is getting pretty popular as a means of giving yourself back to the earth
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:16, archived)
# as favoured by Cheggers?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Yes!
...maybe
...I don't know who that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Third guy along...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfxkfbyi7ps
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I missed that one - hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:03, archived)
# jesus christ
that needs a level one spanging
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)
# I say we take off and spang the entire site from orbit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:10, archived)
# *fires up thunderbird 3*
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Hahaha, a perfect pun! Where did you find that sad-face Keith, he looks devastated :*(
Also, I realised instead of that link above why don't I make a gif? It's the b3ta way...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:08, archived)
# perfect!!
the cheggars strip is very old!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:09, archived)
# It's very good though!
I've also just realised that the gif I just made is ripe for a CDC... you'll have to excuse me, I tend to think in instalments. Well, that's my afternoon's task :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Cheggers Buys Pop
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)
# ah yes, the Final Asphyxiwank
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)
# What time is love?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)
# *raves*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# it cost me £70
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# He's got a Senior Railcard
...as he's justified and ancient
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Got me a season ticket
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# all of the lubblies
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Ta geezer :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)
# *coughs*
girlie
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:22, archived)
#
"In the carriage on the fast train on the last train to Transcentral."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# All aboard!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Heh, just noticed the 'printed' time
Impeccable text-matching - it's justified. And ancient.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Oh right, so
1991 is "ancient" now, is it?

You kids and your noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
*clutches copy of Loveless closely*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)
# haha
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:23, archived)
# yeah, back in our days a beatbox was a box that actually beat
not a mobile phone with a tiny fucking speaker
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)
# All you really NEED is a beatbox
For people who ONLY need a beat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)
# STD heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Like the 3am print time!
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Justified!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:22, archived)
# £19,50?
Thats a bargain!
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From HeII, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# It's gone up
£23 now
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Kim Gnop Un
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:55, archived)
# you're supposed to etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)
# That's a good un

/edit: is that the korean quicktime logo?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Ooh ta!
AND, hahahahaha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Pahahaha!!!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Excellently done, sir
He's giving the slow-clap of doom
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Thankoo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha
he looks cute like that!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:37, archived)
# bella emberg's let herself go
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:25, archived)
# Has anyone seen him and Eric Pickles in the same room?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Are they by any chance related?
I think we should be told.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:14, archived)
# yes


Your theory is wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# excellent!
now take that face and stick it on a puffafish
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:21, archived)
# :)
How about Sigurney Weaver?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Keith Richard's been working out!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)
# New type of fruit discovered.

Fig i. The Owronge
(Jimaroid, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
bloody Mac users.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:32, archived)
# fwit, fwit, fwit, fwit,
FUCK!

get a pc!

tap tap tap! that's better!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# A fruit-based computer seems appropriate for the image
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)
# certainly is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Hehe
I hadn't seen that before, it's frighteningly on-the-money to their old sketches...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# It's a pithy there's no ring
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:32, archived)
#
Yeth there pith, ith right there.
(Jimaroid, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Ooops
I'd better reRIND that comment
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:35, archived)
# That's all fine and good...
But get a toothbrush on that keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# very wrong
I think the ring belongs on the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Also, where's the alt key?
Grrrr
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)
# worse yet
where's the right mouse button?!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)
# It's there, but you squeeze, shuffle, drop your pants, spin around then the menu comes up.
It's how jobbs got arse cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)
# alt is to the left of command
or it is on my keyboard

and the right mouse button is exactly where it is on every other mouse, unless you're daft enough to get one of the old-style apple mice, which suck big donkey balls
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# shows how long it's been since I tried one
but the last Mac laptop I used had only one button on the touchpad and a french keyboard layout, drove me bonkers!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# haha
the french keyboard layout would be the most horrific for me. the mouse thing's no real problem, you can plug in any old usb mouse, or hold the command button when you click to get a right-mouse click. (these days you tap with two fingers on the pad, but something tells me this laptop was a bit old for that kind of trick.)

what pisses me off is that the "british" keyboard layout isn't. what also pisses me off is when you're using the "british" keyboard layout, getting in # can be tricky. it's alt+3, but not all programs like that. i'm getting quite irritated when i'm programming and the editor refuses to put in a #. FUCK YOU STEVE.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Hey, I simply do all my typing with a mouse in Character Palette
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)
# they'll find a way to break that, too, don't worry
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)
# yay! mac user
*types reply on identical keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:35, archived)
# jizz stains and all
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# *tiny golden typing hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I got the keyboard with the number pad as well.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Tangerine Dream
Dream Nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Are Jaffa having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:45, archived)
# what with that being a mac
I suppose it's appropriate to have a massive arsehole in the middle of the picture..

*shoehorns jokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Haha
'Plays like the 'real' game'?? Erm...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Well, American Football, yes!
There's lots of goatseing and button pushing in American Football
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:32, archived)
# I used to have that game in handheld size, you could literally run circles around the defence
no band-aid, though
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:06, archived)
# the hand model had to cover the ring somehow so he wouldn't give away his identity
There would have been a lawsuit filed by Goatse Int'l ®
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:13, archived)
# *wipes away a single tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Hah! Did he have one of his cats as the beard?
Took me a minute to work out the face-swap was Lois Maxwell... to me it looks exactly like Michelle "Zoe Eastenders / Bionic Woman failure" Ryan, which is no bad thing, I must say.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I thought it was that Kate from Lost
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:18, archived)
# you ain't wrong chief
www.taxidrivermovie.com/taxi/2785/michelle-ryan-see-through

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Access DENIED!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)
# haha!
would you like me to describe it to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# .. or would you like me to fetch you a box?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Try dialing direct (NSFW)
www.taxidrivermovie.com/pictures/michelle_ryan_see_through_724.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:36, archived)
# FORBIDDEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# It's not my fault you go to a Catholic school!
p.s. proud Canadian loves your BranVan1000 cover
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# what about my goose?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:26, archived)
# I am offended by your perpetuation of cartoonish Canadian stereotypes
*not really, 'tis woo!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:50, archived)
# That photo caption lies
It says she has see-through boobs... they look very pink to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)
# and full
and rounded
and lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# seriously NSFW ads on there
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)
# oops
that's the trouble with Adblock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:46, archived)
# It's Honor Blackman!
I think she looks even hotter with dark hair
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)
# *Facepalm* - of course it is
I blame old age, senility, and the distraction of thoughts of Michelle Ryan BEFORE that pap pic (and I use the phrase advisedly)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Aahh, I'm welling up.
What's the opposite of lol?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:18, archived)
# WAAST
thanks Griffy Gruffi
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:20, archived)
# haha
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:21, archived)
# SIS
suffering in silence
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:21, archived)
# there are people you can call
people who understand
people who can help
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# People who at least wait until you're off the phone
before pissing themselves laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:28, archived)
#
WE'RE READY, TO BELIEVE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:30, archived)
# ^ and ^ - hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)
# what was the original
was it Gremlins?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Indeed
A scene that divides people into those who think it's really sad and those (like me) who think it's an absolute hoot
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:30, archived)
# I'm with you
I reckon it's one of the most wonderfully black-humoured moments that was ever snuck into Hollywood mainstream fodder.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Heartbreaking and WOO!
*Click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:23, archived)
# That's quite a tale
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Didn't he get dropped down a chimney
from a helicopter?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# He did
but he wasn't dressed as santa at the time, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Kim Jong Unjob

Photobucket

[edit: I realise that this is too tenuous for the Bond challenge]
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Kim Jong un inspects his new bodyguard squad!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Blimey! More of this on the front line
and I think the troops would start telling the "forward he cried from the rear" generals to feck right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Jings!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)
# just add tinsel or a sprig of holly if you want to compo it
oh, and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:10, archived)
# It's funny because he looks like a fat kid and is suddenly in absolute command of a country with the fourth-largest military in the world
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:12, archived)
# It's completely to the script of a Bond film so far
things may get interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# There may be rockets
with friggin' lazers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Let us see..
The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Bladder?
I think anyway
(semi pro : explorer, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)
# A bit like this?
Pyew, pyew, pyew...


(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Probably very much like that, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:57, archived)
# that little fat cunt has such a punchable face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:14, archived)
# There's only one way to find out!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
FP THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Needs more praise!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:30, archived)
# FP! now!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Brill Hill!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(Zoidaroid, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Red Leader we are near the Drop Zone, I repeat...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:56, archived)
# oooh very nice
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Cheers Cakie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Nicely!
Whato Ninjy! All set for crimbo?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Just about matey
You? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:18, archived)
# I'll never be set!
But I have brandy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Brandy, ah then you ARE set!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Like a wobbly raspberry jelly!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:10, archived)
# FAKE!
No shark no bridge . . . erm . . .

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:25, archived)
# :)
Ning Sir Dave :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:26, archived)
# *doffs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:27, archived)
# they must have both have been very good this year
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Awww lovely
I was expecting some kind of Rampage shenanigans
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Hahaha, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha, superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:48, archived)
# FAKE
The cars never stay on the track that long

(Also: Woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Haha ^this
Also, WOO PIC! (Insta-FP)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Are they employing Kong's little brother
to put the cars back on the track when they fly off the corners?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:46, archived)
# No, they fobbed him off with some of Godzuki's matchbox cars.
Which he's now bashing together and chipping the paint off.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:51, archived)
# wonderful as usual
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:03, archived)
# that's pretty fucking awesome that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:08, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:20, archived)
# I like King Kong and I like Godzilla, but which is best?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Superb!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:30, archived)
# This is SUPER WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Christmas 1972!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:21, archived)
# hahaha
Jesus

edit/
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:30, archived)
# haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Dear Brian Ftang
I like this - It doesn't contain any retarded cats

Woo!

EDIT: Errr I replied to the wrong post . . . I am as retarded as your cat


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:45, archived)
# erm . . . sorry



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:47, archived)
# haha
love the blinking but i think it needs more spurting
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Hey!
We can't ALL be animationgods!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:51, archived)
# aiya!
didnt mean to cause offence/offense or any other kind of fences. looking at it again theres something in the eyes of that guy on the left
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha!
None taken it was a clumsy way of saying how good you are C]:0)

EDIT: Hahaha! Yes he does appear to have got an eyeful


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:10, archived)
# he's quite happy about the situation
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
# he loves a bit of hot christmas spunk in his face
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:30, archived)
# it's traditional
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:56, archived)
# oh god!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:09, archived)
# must do myself a spang pic
tee hees
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:33, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:43, archived)
# aaargh
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:43, archived)
# featuring Ricardo Da Force.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Where is the hidden dip
pic? (I always chuckle when ever I go past that sign now)
(Elma Fuddbo, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I think that was Zak McFlimby . . .
unless it was 'summit in road'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:46, archived)
# ye gods
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Dear oh dear...hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Woo!
Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Oh you bastard :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Men high on rock.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Advent calendar day 21


Today's meme is the Tunnock's tea cake boy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Woohoo!
In other news, I'm doing a survey - which is best - Rachel Knightley or Keira Weisz?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:21, archived)
# best at what?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Tennis
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Rachel Knightley
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Both
at once please
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Keira Weisz
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Too Skinny
I like MEAT on my women.

Maybe a bacon bra or perhaps spam knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:32, archived)
# mmm...
...spam knickers
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)
# I don't know which one is which
but from these pictures the one on the right is definitely better at tennis
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:32, archived)
# That's very nicely done
I like whichever one got the lady bumps :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:44, archived)
# They're both quite good at Tennis
I vote the one on the right. Better serve.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Weisz is nice...
...though Knightly is more sprightly.

Frankly, as neither of them would piss on me if I was on fire ;(, it's fairly irrelevant - but given the choice you can have Miss Knightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Weisz is nice
but went and married that tit Daniel Craig.

I mean, what's he got that I haven't?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:01, archived)
# He's better at DIY - wallpapering is his speciality.
That and coving.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Needs more WB vag!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Yey!
and I like Rachel so I vote for the one on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:32, archived)
# This is torture!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:25, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:28, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:02, archived)
# tunnocks - pure evil
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:01, archived)
# oh god I love Tunnocks tea cakes
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:44, archived)
# lard arse!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Not a pearoast, I "improved" it


Click for bigger (151 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:11, archived)
# haha
Did you watch Rev last night? The end scene was rather familiar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Yeah,
I was shouting at the tv about the writers burning in hell!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:18, archived)
# really?
I enjoyed it. I especially enjoyed Father Adam's nervous breakdown dancing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:24, archived)
# A bit of fun with the hoax.....
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:52, archived)
# I'm rissing alot at this
edit: ahh - now I understand and therefore am just being pedantic about 'alot' ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:02, archived)
# John Francis Bongiovi, Jr. isn't dead
www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/16261783
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:03, archived)
# it's a dead jon bon santa
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:03, archived)
# I noticed people've been using alot a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:03, archived)
# they shouldn't of done this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:09, archived)
# *stabs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Yes, I also see that Alot.
hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Butlins cat says good morning
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:11, archived)
# 'ning!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:22, archived)
# tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:27, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Ya!
Still missed


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:49, archived)
# I've been to a pre-modernisation Butlins
this is how they get people in for 2nd dinner sitting
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:23, archived)
# ah the good old days
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:18, archived)
# hahaha lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Frisbee King 1961.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:24, archived)
# those people are being sliced in half!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:03, archived)
# yes, but all the attractions were free
which made up for it
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:05, archived)
# bargain!
*books 2 week holiday*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:10, archived)
# don't forget to pack a spare head or two
just in case
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:14, archived)
# after my summer of working at one
I'm packing a gallon of crab-lotion
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:58, archived)
# yes i worked at pwllheli
i totally understand
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:05, archived)
# butlins filey...
happy days!
(mrbridger2010, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Fly? Yesh. Land? No.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 6:50, archived)
# Jones, Bond and Bond, aeronautical lawyers to the stars.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:29, archived)
# Got bored at work so decided to improve on rachel weisz with an artzfarty shop
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:31, archived)
# Is today her birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:40, archived)
# I can give her a sausage as a present
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:41, archived)
# I'd like to put my sex cock up her as a present
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:44, archived)
# I don't think so
And I also mangafied her massive face before smoothing started
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:41, archived)
# hang on a sec
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:43, archived)
# just in case it is

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Lightning speed vectorage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:47, archived)
# Well since WB isn't going to do it anymore
might as well
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:48, archived)
# :-(
Bring back the birthday vags!
WB hid this for me a few days back

prime fwap material.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:19, archived)
# ^^ this
Bring back the daily VAG

here's one he did at my request a few days ago. It was passed to me by a man in a raincoat and trilby as i sat on a park bench

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:35, archived)
# NING B3TA!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:40, archived)
# WHERE'S THE VAG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ning wb ;)


ooh silly me...i found them.....love the totally naked jane fonda one ;D

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:44, archived)
#
* Click the fez, but please don't tell everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:45, archived)
# no i won't
there might be an epidemic of swooning from some of the sensitive souls here
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:47, archived)
# start posting them again
if someone moans about them, call them a cunt and ignore them if they persist, the vag's have as much right to be on the board as anything else.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Thanks, but it is not worth the abuse...
I may continue to post these each day, with a link from the VAGFEZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Just post them!
Fuck the "hater!" and it is only one who "hated" I use your vags as an end to the gay shift! without you... I'm lost *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Seriously...
Fuck them!
Just do what you do! it's not like your a spam bot or a cunt! they are just sick because they couldn't do what you do if they tried!

It was all /talk arse holes anywho from what I can gain... and ONE sick puppy from here who just posts shite and belittles everything else he sees!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:28, archived)
#
or a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 2:11, archived)
# I like this!
Keep them under your hat, and those who want to will know where to look for them. It's like having your own little Facebook clique...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha
tempting to be part of an evil clique, but i'd rather wobbly feel at ease to post anything he wants here .

it makes my daleks sad not to see him post openly in the morning :(

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Thursday 22nd Dec - May contain flashing images
Happy Birthday Maurice (and) Robin Gibb, Dina (Cat Woman) Meyer and Noel (the twunt) Edmonds



So how many of you remember 'Posh Paws' also this still makes me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 7:17, archived)
# Ooh, I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper
or, the ginger one, would, hard!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Friday 23rd December
Happy Birthday Harry Judd, Estella Warren and The Naked Cowboy.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 6:30, archived)
# Hey Stella!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Christmas Eve!
Merry Christmas B3ta and Happy Birthday Ava Gardner, Lemmy and Carol Vorderman.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:01, archived)
# Also Ricky Martin
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 24 Dec 2011, 7:11, archived)
# 25th Dec - "And a pair of gingers for todays, Vag Creams"
Annie Lennox and Twink Caplan.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 6:47, archived)
# Is smoothing the new eufemism for wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:43, archived)
# I applied a filter and adjusted my stroke length
said Kim Jong Il
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:47, archived)
# I didn't know he was a swimmer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:48, archived)
# He was the worlds best swimmer :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:48, archived)
# o ! tits
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 6:13, archived)
# TEEF
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 6:15, archived)
# Milk disasters in history, part IV
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 6:32, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 6:22, archived)
# Oh christ, don't you fucking start as well :p
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:47, archived)
# Green eyes, purple hair.
Mangatastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:32, archived)
# I'd improve her etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:52, archived)
# IL WITH IT

(ideasbychuck, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 4:12, archived)
# The only fatty in North Korea
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 4:38, archived)
# He has starved the nation of pies, donuts, burgers and beer. I'm jealous
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:25, archived)
# Website spam!

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 4:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:30, archived)
# yeah but
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:31, archived)
# Susan Boyle recording her new christmas album
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:39, archived)
# Her facelift is a vast improvement
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:42, archived)
# YOU HAVE VANDALISED VIMOD'S DEITY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:40, archived)
# THIS IS NOT SAFE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:40, archived)
# Nothing unusual here
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:41, archived)
# I like that he has two noses
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:41, archived)
# I hate this guy...
He pops up every 3 weeks or so, dumps a pile of shit on the board just to spam his stupid website! He doesn't even hang around for the justified beating he should receive!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:43, archived)
# This behaviour will not be tolerated
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:46, archived)
# It's his b3taday today.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 5:55, archived)
# Well as a way of punishment, I will not be wishing him happy festive candles
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 6:04, archived)
# Yes indignant silence is the way to go.
I may just add a harumph to punctuate the silence.
There are plenty of people on here with websites, but they are all part of the community and stay around for the beating for spamming! He doesn't even have the decency to hang around to be called a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 6:08, archived)
# His FP was pretty cool.
I like it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 6:29, archived)
# Yeah, but he didn't even hang around for a thank you :-(
and it's not shopped harumph
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 7:17, archived)
#
Just because I don't respond to you being mad at me most of the time, doesn't mean I'm not listening. I read your comments. I also look at other posts on here. I have pulled, reposted, and credited posts from here.

If you don't like something I post, because you just don't like it, fine. Not everything I make is going to make everyone super happy.

If you don't like something I post just because you are mad that I made it and I tagged it with my website, ehhhhhhhgo fuck yourself.

Not liking me because I have a website... well, that's just stupid, and again... get fucked.
(ideasbychuck, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 21:20, archived)
# too little, too late!
cunt...

It's not that I don't like you because you have a website, I don't like you because you spam your website....
And also by the sounds of your last post, steal things then re-post them to your site.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 17:10, archived)
# feel the wrath!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 6:09, archived)
# i just found some crumbs on my trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 6:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:14, archived)
# is it ok to say would!!!
or is that still off limits?
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:17, archived)
# Well I just finished myself off to it
so guess it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:20, archived)
# ruddy faced grunts all round
ahh its still working
www.channel4.com/programmes/father-ted/4od
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:28, archived)
# In other news....
I've just started VLC player up, and the icon now has a santa hat on it!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 4:13, archived)
# Nice to meet you too
My my - how happy you all look today!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:27, archived)
# WE'LL BE NEEDING A LOT OF DRINK
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:33, archived)
# Bloody Marys all round
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:35, archived)
# and bricks!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:45, archived)
# bit of arse too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 4:08, archived)
# that would be an ecumenical matter
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 4:15, archived)
# Arse is a happy family.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 4:25, archived)
# The Crucifixion of Flan


I even made it the right size for an FP
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:12, archived)
# Flanified
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:26, archived)
# nailed to fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:34, archived)
# Truly he was, the Son of Flan
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:01, archived)

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