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# Oh! Look!


Also... as a bonus... here's my current indie game review
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:43, archived)
# one of the joys of being an evening b3tan
is not having to see your horrifically tortured puns
but getting to enjoy your indie game reviews

and now you've gone and done this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# hahahaha
I love you. x
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Oh bugger, did I forget to go to sleep again?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:51, archived)
# yes.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Bu it haven't finished my research yet?
b3ta.com/board/10652008
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:55, archived)
# You're going to be up
ALL night.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Quick post a birthday vag and bring ballance back to the board !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:57, archived)
# It is still the 6th so you will have to put up with a bit of wibble...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Daddy?

(EricTViking, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I'll put this here
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:54, archived)
# aaaaargh!
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# hahahah
hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:16, archived)
# had to go one ha better didn't you? fucking show off
OOOO EVERYONE LOOK AT ME WITH MY EXTRA HA, prick
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:18, archived)
# but you embelish yours with an 'oh so very special' exclamation mark
you ponce
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:20, archived)
# sycophant!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:22, archived)
# haha, fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Good Show! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Serves them right. Little fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Hahaha WIN
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Finally
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:54, archived)
# N R HARTZ
xxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahahahah:DD
(herman:D, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 7 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Does he work in bass 10?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Not looking bad for her age...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:41, archived)
# goddamn goofy dog
GET OUT OF SHOT, GOOFY DOG
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:43, archived)
# If this were the eyes of a child?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:44, archived)
# ^ Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:52, archived)
# unexpected dog!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I love him really
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)
# you win~~~!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# I hope the prize is a box set of downtown abby.!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Text on a picture with texture and perforations around the edge.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:55, archived)
#
Racist
(billiepipersteeth, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Turnip soup, with a hint of shark
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:27, archived)
# It's eaten one of her legs off :(
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:28, archived)
# She needs a choppa
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:36, archived)
# She apears to have wet herself!
(Fly Projector, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)
# It's raining
underwater?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:09, archived)
# good evening
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Sigourney's let herself go
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:11, archived)
# this is unavoidably true
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:13, archived)
# I never even knew she'd kidnapped herself!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:28, archived)
# noddy wouldn't pay the ransom


...oh, hang on
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:52, archived)
# I remember seeing some TV show
a few years back, when Busted were introduced as a new "punk band". And lo, the music died.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:38, archived)
# oh doghorse
music isn't dead

just punk. punk is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:50, archived)
# No,
it just smells funny.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:51, archived)
#


Thanks Ed for an entertaining afternoon.
(MartyG, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Not really seen much about it but it seems a lot a fuss over nothing
a simple typo and its' all blown out of context - or am I missing something was Ed wearing a KKK outfit?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:09, archived)
# I believe he dons one at the end for the quickfire round
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:11, archived)
# twas a simple typo
but after l'affaire Abbott, it just seemed an odd one to make.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Typos happen I don't suppose there is any purpose or meaning to them
sounds like the right-wing are looking for anything they can to have a pop at Labour. Diane Abbott apparently was using the context of the Slave-Trade but was foolish enough not to qualify her statement as such and therefore her words do look to be racist even if she didn't mean it to sound that way - she should really check herself before making comments as sensitive as this.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:18, archived)
# agreed, I should have said "unfortunate" rather than "odd"
but yeah, there's plenty of silly to go around here.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:21, archived)
# I despair at Politicians their entire work revolves around them forming meaningful sentences
and minding what they are saying and considerate of the effects of their words - yet often find they are contaminated with Foot in Mouth disease :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:26, archived)
# haha!
To be fair, I can only imagine what life would be like if someone were jamming a microphone in my face at every opportunity or reading my tweets like tea leaves. I mean, I'm barely coherent at the best of times.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:29, archived)
# But fortunately you're not a Politician
I think someone must have said at sometime "Anybody who wants to be a Politician doesn't deserve to be a Politician" It seems no one ever talks the straight truth anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:32, archived)
# I've got to try and see it their way
but yeah, fuck 'em :P
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:39, archived)
#
I'm sure it's a pain in the arse, but these guys don't go into the profession blind; the press will jump on every single opportunity to make a mountain of a story out of a molehill though - read twice, post once :)
(MartyG, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:32, archived)
# I'll bet some even thrive on it.
It's a game of sorts.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Indeed and they have enough advisors on the pay book to tell them
"you can't post that you'll sound like a twat!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:57, archived)
#
Definitely blown out of proportion as it was a typo, but the Miliband Game Shows were fun nonetheless.
(MartyG, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:22, archived)
# No dispute there :D
Politician make up 90% of comedy thesedays
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (14 kb)
(grotpig, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:24, archived)
# cfb
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Corgi's Face. Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:34, archived)
# ye

click for bigger
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I bet Jimmy Cranky could ride that like a horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)
# *faps*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:42, archived)
# *yiffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# *prepares The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Yay for giant bunnys! :P
(Fly Projector, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Click for bark?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Curtains for Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:41, archived)
# clamps four balls
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Compo's fucking boring.


(alright, it isn't that bad, but still...)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Compo's fucking Batty
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Come Find Borneo
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:19, archived)
# specialy if your not from England :|
(Fly Projector, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:06, archived)
# I'm from England... it's just I don't care about the Jubilee. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Every so often, there's a compo on here that's just too british for me to give a single fuck about.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:24, archived)
# cfs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Cunt Face Bono
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:47, archived)
# NGNGNGNGNGNGNGN
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Bah! Can't... reach...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Your piss is getting cold
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)
# This could be useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Do you have a copy of HOW TO BOIL PISS WITHOUT ANY ARMS
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Drink a LOT of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# No.
Life's a bitch ain't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:56, archived)
# bestseller
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:32, archived)
# GOAL!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck you, I'm a stamp!
I'm a stamp!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Woah
big faced queen
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# feel the beat from the tambourine!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)
# heh!
one is in need of some tongue lashing, Philip
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# i think he's going to pass
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Nonsense, some reptiles can live to nearly 200.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:18, archived)
# oh dear
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:29, archived)
# one has a sticky back
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] she is in better health than most 85 year olds, but it could happen...
but it could happen...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# I was just admiring the shape of her skull
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Ha ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# For purely Science reasons, of course?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# I'm a Doctor of Journalism!
This is important, goddammit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:59, archived)
# it is probably a male skeleton (not that I am an anatomist or anything)
but it was the best in-profile skeleton image I could find
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Yes, I can see the boner
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Baddum Tisch!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# So there wasn't a lizard skeleton?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:01, archived)
# done that already
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Good show!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:03, archived)
# small(ish) mastoid process
probably female (sorry for being boring)
ninja edit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)
# cool
not boring at all
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:18, archived)
# :D
She would have had a massive chin, tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:26, archived)
# my skull's got no nose!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:11, archived)
# how does it..
ah fuck, forget the whole thing

*leaves via nearest exit*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:25, archived)
# *waves sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:19, archived)
# It's like a mix of Wolfenstein and Space Harrier on acid. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:23, archived)
#
I gotta get me one of those Hitler-demon-laser-tanks.
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Havn't you got one?
I've had one for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Is Hitler saving the Earth from alien invasion?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:25, archived)
# He's assisting the aliens.
FTW (He's using alien technology)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Looks like Rob's selling out to the fuhreur for nazi gold
Hitlers testing out the bunkers defences
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
# If he reaches the jaffa cakes, it's all over!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# not the bunker!
Love the epicness! Hitler looks like a mildly peeved middle manager though. Steal my stapler, will they?
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# 'NEEEAARRGH I'll get you Butler!'
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# ooh, you rotten kid, I'll shake my fist at you
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# well, he WAS arse raped by a teddy bear and beaten savagely by the nun in previous instalments
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# true
that would annoy anyone, even Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Ha ha....He's mad now!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Must have put him in a bit of a mood.
And to think there's people that pay for that treatment. Hitler should consider himself lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I'd suffer the humiliation of Hitler if I could get me one of those tanks....
Well I'd suffer it anyway to tell the truth..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:26, archived)
# First Uncle the death saga
Now this

Top stuff sir! I want that tank!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:28, archived)
# I'm digging it. It looks like something from Contra ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:29, archived)
# yes
the tank is flash.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# If the Nazis DID win, I imagine this is the kind of shit they'd be rolling out by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:32, archived)
# oh yeah
powered by PURE EVIL™
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:34, archived)
# He had it trademarked when Stalin tried getting in on that game.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:41, archived)
# haha
"Sure, I'm a brutal, murdering dictator, but abuse of intellectual property? That's just not on."
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# What can I say, he respected the law... well... bits of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# It's modeled after the alien's skull.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# ah, I see it now
You just can't go wrong with a skull motif, Nazi-wise.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:36, archived)
# A skull anywhere in your logo means you don't fuck about.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# yeek!
Well, I for one will never dis the, er, National Association of Cockpunchers
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# It's the 'Not Another Cat Post' group, but could just as easily be National Association of Cockpunchers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Never Accept Candy, Preteens
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Hahaha
I was painting a Warhammer 40K space marine the other day - ostensibly one of the good guys - but as I was adding the detail to the sixth skull on his armour I realised they can't really be all that good
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Haha :D to me, in military logos and such, skulls represent a sort of savage, brutal nature...
...so it all depends; if these goodies fight dirty, then by all means go for it ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# To paraphrase from tvtropes (still my favourite description ever)
They're capricious, fanatical, genetically engineered Super Soldier Knights Templar whose basic sidearm fires self-propelled explosive shells. It's uber-geeky but I'm mostly enjoying the painting. And the skulls. Always lots of skulls.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Oh yeah, that warrants a skull or dozen ;D
It does sound quite interesting, what with the crafting and such. Most things like that don't offer much room in terms of customization.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Bizarrely, as I've been googling this stuff I've come across some brilliant work
and twice I've gone, "Oh yeah! I've met him! Through b3ta!"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Really? Whose work have you found? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Curis's ork genestealer hybrids are a wonder to behold
as are -t's Black Dragon space marines
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# *Googles* most impressive :) those space marines are ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Really really cool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:53, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Sau-sag-es
(EricTViking, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)
# the-ace-of-spades
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Should be a new quiz show "Name that (Motorhead) tune" ;)
(EricTViking, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:46, archived)
# hahah
I was looking for that tonight on Poo Tube
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 0:05, archived)
# gott in himmel!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:31, archived)
# these are truely epic
the amount of detail and effort is astounding
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:35, archived)
# All for b3ta...pfft!... ;D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:43, archived)
# hurry up and do a 1920x1080 so i can wallpaper it
preferably dark in colour

k, thx
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:41, archived)
# I'll do it all black with a little bear giving the finger.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Hooray!
Nun nipples! (not a sentence I expect I'll use again)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Wonderfully twisted!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:44, archived)
# I don't see how this is supposed to work without any quicktime logos

by which I mean: woo yay houpla fucking panowie man!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Shit just got real.

Please do not clog up the board with unnecessary comments. ;P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:49, archived)
# All of my comments are entirely necessary.

And important.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:51, archived)
# And clog-free
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:52, archived)
# That's 3 already.
Damn board is fucking choked up with you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# You love it

you slaaaaaaag
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:14, archived)
#
youtu.be/O6Xo21L0ybE
(Fly Projector, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:54, archived)
# omg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Mecha-Hogis?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Sort of. From old comic made from ideas and pics from assorted gayshifters including cockweasle.
Pages: _1_, _2_, _3_, _4_, _5_, _E_,
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:13, archived)
# THIS IS ALL TRUE
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:19, archived)
# So awesome....everything is connected...so it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:28, archived)
# I like how THAT got my attention, and not the furry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Truly epic
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Who's selling the castle?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:05, archived)
# DIE YOU DICK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:04, archived)
# spectacular
and more nudey nuns
(Zoidaroid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Erect nipples ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Well.......that's ruined...isn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:23, archived)
# Teddy loves it
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:25, archived)
# damn yes I meant to compo it! ;)
*googles for stamp template
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# love these
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:21, archived)
# oh noes...
Where are we going to go to eat our jaffa cakes now!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:27, archived)
# inthegraveyard
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:35, archived)
# I'm interested in the castle. Please reply with details.
Brilliant. I saw a horrible youtube yesterday of a snake versus a huge centipede. I had to squint. I really didn't watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# The castle burned and exploded.
The whole thing was caught by several cameras at different angles and repeated 10 times. It was pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Darn!
I'm in the market for prehistoric riverfront property. But explosions will be equally satisfying. Anxiously awaiting videos. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:09, archived)
# They're up...check 'em out.
psych!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:50, archived)
# SOLD
how much did i just buy for how much?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:47, archived)
# p.s. where is my cement?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:49, archived)
# paypal account info pending
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:52, archived)
# these are making me hornier and hornier
woo!!!t
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] First class indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sipowicz Official member of Team Seam, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Nothing against your fine self or the pic
But by the end of the week I will be ready to shoot the guy that created the texturiser


*edit*
And she does have a very nice bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:57, archived)
# A Mr Texture, I believe
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:58, archived)
# He's in the phonebook and lives in my area
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:01, archived)
# I'll get the lads together and we'll be down his house about 8, right?
You can't miss his house, it's the one with the Cutout filter applied to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)
# yeah just found it on street view
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:18, archived)
# :')
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Wrong house.
She lives there.
(mralston Matt, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:08, archived)
# In association with Phil Ter.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
# And his video editing mate, Keith Raime.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Stamps aren't exactly textured
certainly not like a 16th century oil painting
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:02, archived)
# it was either that or the plastic wrap filter.
(I helped save b3ta! Sipowicz Official member of Team Seam, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:09, archived)
# why?
Stamps have a matt finish
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:11, archived)
#
www.matthewfinnish.com/

Edit: Actually, this might be my shittest comment on b3ta yet.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Granted it would be totally irrelevant.
But it looked good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sipowicz Official member of Team Seam, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Do you not have the crazy paving one?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# As a matter of interest,
I find that film grain makes a better stamp feel.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:37, archived)
# That's
a 1st class stamp. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Just finished this so I'll post it here untextured :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
I would like to buy seventyeleven, please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Please tell me it's not self-adhesive!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:13, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:17, archived)
# I think I'm the only one that thinks her ass is nothing special
its hardly there until she bends down. Mind you its better than her face.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# this
really is
(Zoidaroid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:08, archived)
# I'd lick that.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# HEY! HEY! HEY! LEAVE BOB ALONE. SEIOUSLY.
www.b3ta.com/questions/graffiti/post78616

"Bob Holness..."
Bob Holness went to my gramar (sick) school and filmed a programme for local telly shortly before the original building was to be demolished. At break he sat at a table in the dining room and signed autographs. one friend of mine (Boy A) approached Bob with a black marker and his canvas satchel which were very trendy at the time. Bob signed his name and then Boy A returned through the small crowd placed his bag on the next table along and with the ink of the autograph of this television legend not yet dry wrote underneath:
"...is a cunt.".

And here is a visual tribute you heartless animals

(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:38, archived)
# EDIT: Don't let your Cat drive angry!
(Fly Projector, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Don't let Ed Miliband tweet
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/01/06/ed-milibands-blackbusters_n_1189143.html?ref=uk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:56, archived)
# QOTW has a nemesis!!
tripsn.com/images/woman/truth/embarraz.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:14, archived)
# ew!
(Fly Projector, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:45, archived)
# And I thought the post below was bad...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:40, archived)
# HEY HEY HEY!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.


Also nobody gives a shit about QOTW!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:40, archived)
# I suspect he knows...
1,618 - hardly a cunning disguise
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:44, archived)
# ALSO. I WON AN IMAGE CHALLENGE. WHERE'S MY GOD DAMN NEWSLETTER MENTION? SHIT THIS PLACE. SHIT IT.
A FRONTPAGE ONE TOO.
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Flounce?
(Fly Projector, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:44, archived)
# NO. ITS JUST DEATH AND INJUSTICE DO THIS SORT OF THING TO PEOPLE.
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:46, archived)
# are you going to flounce about 9/11 again?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:15, archived)
#
what?
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:17, archived)
# that's the trouble with usernames with numbers
they all look alike
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Numberist.!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Usernames with letters like playing Divide & Rule apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Hahaha, you took my comment out of context!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:49, archived)
# wrong guy!
(Fly Projector, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
# *puts a pan of piss on the hob*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:43, archived)
# I can never work out if when people flag spelling with (sic) but instead spell it (sick)
are being incredibly witty, or just woodplank-dumb
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:43, archived)
# IT WAQS FIVE YEARS AGO, JESUS.
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Your capslock is broken, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:48, archived)
# You mean "CAPS LOCK" not "capslock", that's how it's written on my keyboard.
But you can't see my keyboard that's an understandable mistake.
mate
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Checkmate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Mine is written Caps Lock
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# my caps lock ironically is all lower case
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:24, archived)
# CLAP SOCK
(dispose of carefully)
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# SEIOUSLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:01, archived)
# For the third time today
I fucked your mum up the gary glitter
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Hi Mr Golden
WTFAYBGOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:49, archived)
# i didn't expect this from you
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
#
its what bob wouldve've wanted
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:53, archived)
# he loved a nice bowl of boiling piss in the evening
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:11, archived)
# --- Links --->
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:51, archived)
# qotw ->
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
# <--- arrows ---->
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:52, archived)
# ^Gruffi.^
vMore Gruffi.v
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:53, archived)
# ^\ FOXEH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:54, archived)
# 'FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!'

What?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I wonder if anyone else saw that thing at about 4 this morning...
That board nazi had a shit-fit, with a sign saying 'FLOUNCE THIS BUNCH OF B3TA CUNTS'.

He'd deleted it after 5 minutes, presumably when he realized everybody had gone to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Why were you not in bed young man?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Was watching a load of films last night, and watching all hell unfold on /board.
I never miss out on a possible flounce. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Who, which board Nazi?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:36, archived)
# I dunno if you can class this guy as a /board nazi but...
b3ta.com/board/10651276
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Hahaha... all the fun of the fair !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:48, archived)
# There was another thread he started, but it disappeared after 5 minutes.
Shame only about 2 of us saw it, it was quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Retrieve it out of your tempory internet files and repost it !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:59, archived)
#
b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=86665&board=main
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:02, archived)
# *sobs* it's not there!
I'll have a look see if I can get it back later on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Hi!
What's going on then eh?
Been having breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Bit of a late brekkie, eh?
Well Bob Holness died, and 1.618 is throwing a wobbly.

Typical Friday, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:55, archived)
# THANKYOU I KNEW I COULD COUNT ION YOU. A MOMENT OF SILENT CONTEMPLATION. THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE.
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:03, archived)
# your caps lock appears to be stuck in the twat position
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Looks like he's sat there regreting dying his hair for a bet when he was drunk...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT3XVnKcl2Y
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:59, archived)
# EMERGENCY KITTEN!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Below is a picture, we post these on /board

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:03, archived)
# HAHA YOUR NAME HAS A P IN IT LIKE THE ONE IN THE BOB JOKE
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)
# CAPS LOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:09, archived)
# I THINK HE'S GOT THAT THING I'VE GOT
WHERE I CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. IT'S RUINED MY LIFE, EVERYONE THINKS I'M SHOUTING AT THEM. I HATE MY LIFE! AAAAAARRRRGGhhhhhh...

Oh wait, panic over.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Here, have one of these.
have one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Shit did someone die?
That will teach me to work on a friday!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Yeah Bob Holness
and 90210 or whatever his name is has gone mental and keeps shouting at everyone
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:21, archived)
# I fear that drunkeness may be involved
the downfall of many a good b3tan *sads*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
#
in recovery
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:25, archived)
# It's 1.618(03398874989)
He has his own page on Wiki
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:27, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:31, archived)
# OH COME ON YOU CUNTS THIS IS COMEDY GOLD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:33, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:37, archived)
# I'm tempted to do one for the Pantheon ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:42, archived)
# I've just got it
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:57, archived)
# It's too fucking late now. It's ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:05, archived)
# You should have filtered it to start with....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:52, archived)
# No dessert for you, young man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Dont worry - only another 280 (ish) days til 9/11..............
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:18, archived)
#
what?
(1.618..., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 21:37, archived)
# HAPPY TWIN TOWERS DAY
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Friday Spangtime
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)
# dear god
that's abso-fucking-lutely awful
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:30, archived)
# if not
worse
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Dreadful even.
Exit, stage left.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I learned a new word!
Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)
# haha, un-be-fucking-lievable
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:38, archived)
# I don't get it.
Does that mean I'm thick?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Im with you.
I know of pixie and dixie, and his catchphrase, but am i supposed to know what 'tmesis' is?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# No, you're supposed to look it up.
It's more painful and excruciating that way.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:48, archived)
# *Googles* OH FOR FUCKSAKE!
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Tmesis
Greek for 'cut'. In grammatical sense, a word is cut and another inserted inbetween. Abso-bloody-lutely.

Same word stem as atom (uncut-table/indivisible) which of course it isn't but those silly Greeks knew fack all about nuclear physics

EDIT: I didn't have to look that up, cos I learned it from QI!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Maybe not
but you are supposed to know where google is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:50, archived)
#
Wiki-fuckin-pedia is your friend

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tmesis

(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Defi-fucking-nitely.
Brilliant punnage. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:19, archived)
# I know what tmesis is but have never heard of that cat or his catchphrase
IN A LEAGUE OF MY OWN
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:06, archived)
# yes
very much so.

No - just a) too young and b) a product of a declining education system
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Oh no, I know who Pixie and Dixie are... but I had to look up tmesis.
I CONSIDER MYSELF NEWSED.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Deary meeeeeeee
that was bad / good / bad
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahaha..... because google rescued me !
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:58, archived)
# ha-fucking-ha!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:19, archived)
# I have neither heard of this cartoon, or the word tmesis
but after a bit of research, I can confirm this is a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:13, archived)
# :)

Talking of arse, does anyone fancy helping me with my research for Linda Kozlowski tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:17, archived)
# I'm not wanking you off again
we've discussed this
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:19, archived)
# :(
That's not a chopper, THIS is a chopper!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:24, archived)
# It is a Polish surname
Sounds like a tasty beer.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:53, archived)
# haha winner wineer winner
Royle Mail
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Ha ha !!
Have one of Wills in 20 years time....


(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:37, archived)
# hahah
superbly done.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Can I have a Pea, please, Bob?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Reposting c...
oh, wait... hold on.

As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# pea
and hamtoucher?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Yes you can
but just the one
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Hello
How's the Bump?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Hiya
Moving around now. Very weird. Am now reaching the stage where people may start to think I am pregnant rather than just fat. Which is nice.

I would ask how the biking is going but I'm a Twitter stalker & know all about it :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# I'm not
go on, tell us about your biking Fourbes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Oh it's very well
First cycle to work of the new Year - I'm trying out a new route home tonight

gentle climb, downhill, then hard climb at the end...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Cool

I'm looking forward for it to get lighter in the mornings, so I can plot the route to my new job (25km). All through the dunes, so basically constant climbs and descents. And wind. Oh, that wind ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Is that Simon "Me me me" Amstell?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:27, archived)
# mmmm... Amstel...
Sorry - getting too close to Beer O'Clock...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# "You know I'm not Toby Anstis, don't you?"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:31, archived)
# I've had fucking Baker Street in my head all afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all just sheep or something. Or is that the Falklands?


Full of forrins anyways...
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# haha clicks
the nose over the edge makes this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# haha
loving the nosehang
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:08, archived)
# QUEENIE WAS HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Wot, no commonwealth?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# I am very glad you went this way
and not the other with regards to the Colonies
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# The nose thing alone is funny
everything else discounted
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:56, archived)
# something from the wee hours


just posting again since it is my candle day..
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and shit but meh...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:58, archived)
# I love it
It's a click from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:59, archived)
# As your letter zigzags up and down the country maybe to never even arrive....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# That is quite sweet
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:04, archived)
# RIP another legend.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# The first James Bond.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# currently arguing this on Twitter at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Wasn't there some American dude who played Bond on an American radio show?
Or was this the Jimmy Bond fella that doesn't count

*just going on half truths I've heard over the years*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Barry nelson
played Jimmy Bond in a TV show.

Personally, I say it doesn't count as the character was an american... called 'card sense' Jimmy Bond.

And despite Peter Lorre playing the villain, it's utter crap
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I'm with you.
Too many changes made to the character for it to count
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Stephen Fry has weighed in on the side of Holness being the first, so I hereby declare the debate ended.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Stephen Fry is a tit though.
Bob Holness was the first actor to play the British agent James Bond.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Well, if Saint Fry says it's true...
...it MUST be false.
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 18:23, archived)
# RI-P please Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Decomposing
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:59, archived)
# He played bass guitar on Stairway to Heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha... not heard that in years!
I'v even forgotten the explaination now...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! advocoates Emotional Northern Boy, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning from Canada eh!
(I helped save b3ta! paramedicman loves drunk drivers, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Brilliant
That makes it your responsibility to pay the bills
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] behold, the self licking stamp
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# That looks rude
But then I giggled like a loon when I opened my lunchbox to find that the beardedwife had put two satsumas and a banana in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Heh, I know that tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 16:12, archived)
# :o)
Have a limerick for your troubles

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Hurruble!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# WHAT YOU SAY?!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)

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