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#
(spellingmistakescostlives .com, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Does Myspace even exist anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Apparently so
I did a website for my mate's band t'other week and it included a myspace link for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# I was under the impression it was a site where paedos-pretending-to-be-girls go to meet girls.
I don't use it for music anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# I met a girl on there once.
Met up in town, had a nice day.

What, you was expecting it to be an interesting story?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# I was expecting there to be a sting. Or a police chase.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Sorry, I'll try better next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# or at the very least a thwarted alien invasion in the nick of time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# I think that's what they call "the internet"
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# asl?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# DO A HAMLET CIGAR ADVERT NEXT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# 4chan meme is a meme from 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:52, archived)
# I hate 4chan. GO AWAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:59, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Haha yeah, internet
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# yes?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# quite.
it's a chopped off schlong in a pool of its own effluvia
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:07, archived)
# your CDCs are some of the most recognisable on here
(thats a compliment!)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
# ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Take this shite back to 4chan
and never let it darken our door again
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha - Whut!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha :D
very good! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# arf!
send her a couple of weetabix and a ransom note, that'll fuck with her head!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
She'd probably wear them. "SOON I BECOME JOLLYJACK I TAKE HIS IDENTITY PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:50, archived)
# oh, she'll pay
especially for that purple monkey dishwasher remark!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# YAY YOU KNOW! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# of course i do! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:56, archived)
# \o/
I love it when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Obligatory repost
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# that just made me hot
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Waspy has a better version where the blobby thing with glasses is looking
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:08, archived)
# The circle is complete
some shite
And here it is.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Black triangle—people who were deemed "asocial elements" and "work shy" including
Roma (Gypsies), who were later assigned a brown triangle
The mentally ill
Alcoholics
Vagrants and beggars
Pacifists
Conscription resisters
Prostitutes
Some anarchists
Drug addicts
Lesbians
Residents of Brightlingsea
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Those Brightlingseaians most dangerous of all!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# I might a big black triangle tattooed on my forehead then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# will you a black triangle?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# I already a big black triangle tattooed on my forehead.
Mentally ill alcoholic lesbian prostitute posse.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# My favourite kind of posse :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:11, archived)
# i think i'd have more than one triangle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# several triangles?
sounds low poly

is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:04, archived)
# maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I got 8. Can anyone beat 8?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# give me time, money and booze
and you bet i can!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:14, archived)
# I could only manage 5 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Gah, 7
Though I do think of myself as a lesbian, I'm sadly trapped in a man's body
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:22, archived)
# shit, if that's the criteria, I'm on 7 too.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Likewise.
Well, I like women, so I have to be!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:29, archived)
# This is the b3ta equivalent of Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
possibly the most self-referential film ever made
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:01, archived)
# haha, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Watched that this weekend
fucking brilliant movie
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Pfffft I love it ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Calm down, calm down...

Sincere apologies to the wonderful Mr Wildyles
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# ^ Wins
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Directed by acclaimed Japanese auteur Deidudo Dondiedo
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Costumes by the acclaimed English designer...
...Tisco Valoo
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:12, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Blasphemy!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
# HAhahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:22, archived)
# you're going the right way for a smacked bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Phwoaaarrr!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:25, archived)
# it'll be a lick o' the cat for you, my boy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Cor, you're just getting 'saucier' now
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# this is unfair!
how can i threaten you if you're a pervert?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# ME!!?
You're the 'Perv' coming out with all teh 'naughties'
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# i'm merely employing time-honoured nautical punishments
you're corrupting my words with your filthy mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:36, archived)
# racistLOLs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Are you gonna do a Geordie one next?
Each one being the cult classic about the famous Geordie encyclopedia enthusiast, F.Y.I Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# i was thinking of a more musical version
and a follow-up to that classic, My Way. it could be called HoWay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# You know in Yorkshire, they've had to rename Hello! Magazine to Ow'Do! Magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:51, archived)
# before or after they learn to read?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Howay-Five-O
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Cheers m'Lud
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Haha brilliant:)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Phew!
Ta sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Top stuffs Ninj!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Moleypoos!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Nicely done the champ
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Finally...

(spellingmistakescostlives .com, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:03, archived)
# How does it wo-*dragged off stage by a cane*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# * fucking shitty magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# My dog's got no dictionary
How does it spell terrible?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# I hope those are only the finest fucking shitty magnets
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Is this another person spamming a website disguised as a picture?
It looks like it, I think it is... 4 messages in 8 years.... YEP it is.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:42, archived)
# YAY
Miss Marple Teefs? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# I see what you mean :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Something of the Magic Roundabout here...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# very sensible headwear that
clicks :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Why has that made me laugh so much?
Fantastic! Have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Oh this is lully!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Yay :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 17:20, archived)
# *waves furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Exclusive preview of Jocko's new album


De-ris? Here's the story
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# I don't think I remember "Dirty Bawbag"... must have been a B-side.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# I left the pub early last night
As soon as I told the landlord that my pocket contained a tiny Shakespeare in a box, he shouted 'Get out yer bard!'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# It's been done
By the Wee Sleekit Cow'rin Tim'rous Beastie Boys
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Sham Oan'Shanter?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Tae a (wild) Haslet
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Argh!

Screw the Olympics 3rd March 2012 is: The World Pasty Championships
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# arr
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:31, archived)
# purrrr, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# purrraarrparrruapuruapruapraupraurpaurparuapruapruapruapruapraurparuapruparuarpuarpuar.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Mmmm... pasty hat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:00, archived)
# nom nom noms
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Hello. A little Tuesday sillyness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Pffffttt
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Back to my place, for bouncy-bouncy?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah, why not.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# spendlid :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
# Oh, Dave! *everyone laughs, freeze-frame, credits roll*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# One of my favourite jokes from the mid-90s there
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:44, archived)
# It's older than that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# ^ way older
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:29, archived)
# haha
'brainwrong'
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Nicely done.
Puts me in mind of the tobacconist sketch from Paul Merton:
"What do you have in the way of cigars?"
"Nothing, they're right there, look!"
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Please don't eat my seaweed,Queen!! D: by Maria

banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/art/Don-t-eat-my-sea-weed-Queen-214648851
↑ Original
Art and Maria(has long hair), Queen, Denizen.
I forgot this work. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Hallo Moggy.
Ever thought about making a full comic strip of some of this stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Hmm
I can't make story...
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# There are many stories in the b3ta city...
Perhaps you should ask Wasp Box to write one for you. He's very creative.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# * clicks * clicks * clicks * clicks
Your link is broke!

Pfftttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Heh
It's for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:02, archived)
# In a manga or anime styte?
/does not know what a manga or anime style would be blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:10, archived)
# ^ yes, this
or drbroon
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Thank god for that!

EDIT: Thank god for that! Oh, that's a shame
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Fair enough.
I always wanted to make a graphc novel of Charles Stross Laundry Files series apart the fact that I can't draw comics for shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Another suggestion
try making a joke - you can draw better than many.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# I vote she should make a drawing of this classic joke (that I first heard on b3ta)
I thought snails would go faster if you take the shells off, but in fact they're more sluggish.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# ^ This, but with more plasters and nuns
(with tits)

and Hitler and a teddy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# ^This.
It doesn't even have to be anything complex it can be as simple as this;
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to Hull I go...
Hi ho it's off to Hull I go...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Pffft!
Ooh, coffee break!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahahaha
naaaarsty
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# haha, i love that badger
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:48, archived)
# That blue haired lass should lay off the seaweed - its making her arms fall off...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Please don't eat my seaweed Queen
the less successful follow up to 'Killer Queen' I presume?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
#
seaweed weetabix
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weetabix
Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
#
seaweed weetabix pineapple
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# whut?
NING PP
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Ning WB
Moggy refuses to eat fresh pineapples, it's why she won't buy a pineapple peeler
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:04, archived)
# I have a pineapple peeler...
I got her from Taiwan and she is very nice.

^ I wish
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:17, archived)
# but they dissapear after 2 years and 3 working days
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
#
or an
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:23, archived)
# The tiny zombie nun gives one black playing card to the Weetabix-eyebrowed man
and pushes another into the mouth of her blue-haired armless friend. Meanwhile it rains monochrome robins.

This all sounds like a dream I once had.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Monochrome robins
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:06, archived)
# If you insist:
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# These are lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Ta!
It was a quick sketch to get the eye in before drawing the Mrs' birthday present.



Would have been a Christmas present, but the framing took more than a month...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:11, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Who killed robin?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:13, archived)
# The Joker
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_%28comics%29#Jason_Todd
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ( . )( . ) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:18, archived)
# you are mental
but I like your style of arts, even if you eat tinned fruit and not freshly peeled pineapples
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Thank you XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# I do not understand this
On at least 14 different levels.
But do carry on, you make me look sane.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Moggy's weathered the storm and is now part of the furniture.
Meanwhile, I have run out of hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Indeed.
Just remind me never to ask B3ta for interior design tips.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# The wallpaper would be made of meat.
Raw, dripping meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:07, archived)
# I'll try my best, damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Bring on the bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:20, archived)
# I can only whizz up 1kg of offcuts at a time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:00, archived)
# well, quite

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:01, archived)
# ?
O_O Enya?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# It's from The Ring
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Ahh
I got
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:24, archived)
# I'm clicking this in the hope that the 'well, quite' was intentional :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# has shrunk to handy pocket size
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Look! It's Happy Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# But he isnt happy that often!
Maybe he should take a leaf out of this chap's book and cover himself with butter and optional toppings every now and again.

PS - battlefield players, you say? Xbox?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# No, pc.
I need to be more specific when seeking out fellow players.

You need a pc to indulge in the splendour of 64 player Conquest. It is a splendid thing to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# No dbout your life expectancy is about 3 seconds with that many players?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# There's some big maps out there and if you're careful, you can last maybe 20 - 30 seconds ;)
Depends on the map though. If it's the Metro or Seine Crossing, yes, 3 seconds would be about right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:02, archived)
# I find that kharg island gives me the longest life expectancy
I lasted about 5 minutes once!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:08, archived)
# But you to picture Margaret Thatcher, right?
Oh, in a game. Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Yep, that's one of the ones I can just about handle as well.
I went from playing TF2 to BF3. To say it's been an adjustment would be understating matters somewhat.

Caspian border is good if you can get a squad together. The hilltop and forest capture points can be held fairly easily if you're careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:14, archived)
# If he had hands and a cock,
he'd be beating himself off over that, the seedy fucker.

Also, woo.

Seriously bored - too late in the evening to start anything interesting and too early to go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# I love it ^^

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# I have no idea why I did this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Closest I've got...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:54, archived)
# I suspect from his expression
The pleasure will be all his....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# He'd suck the contents out of a tube of Primula, he would.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:57, archived)
# *shudders*
Tubed Cheese......*shudders again*

*stops shuddering... www.primula.co.uk/index.php?sectionid=17

Starts crying
Edit: Bloody hell! I'm on fire
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Happy candle day!
They just appeared.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:05, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
Happy 4 years, 11 months and 30 days

CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Ooooh ta
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:56, archived)
# YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# ha ha Thank ye very muchly
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:24, archived)
# strawberry jams! now made with fruit!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Camiband


Clicky for song
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Ooo looks like I picked the right time to check in!
A veritable smorgasbord of b3taing!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Both cunts,
but that mili cunt needs killing in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:50, archived)
# beat one to death with the other
two birds one stone
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Neither Milli deserved it as much as their sinister manager, who orchestrated the whole lip-synching affair
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Why has no one shopped this?
Milivaniliband!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:05, archived)
# will this do instead? magentawilliband

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# I attemped it once
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Mili Bandilli!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Damn my eyes!
I read that as 'not rimming (honest)'
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Blame it on the rain
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:12, archived)
# Can I have an F please Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:06, archived)
# I liked it better when they were called The Geordies
Bloody marketing consultants and their pointless rebrands
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:07, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10652096
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# why can't all the fat-faced politicians just get along?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:10, archived)
# lovely song :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
Vanessa Parody
(RamRaider The Monster demands a Mate!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Ooo - an excuse to whore out my favourite piece of pr0n:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:07, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# My ex kind of looks like that now... but more ginger.
In other news....

I just E-mailed northern rail to complain about all their waiting rooms being locked at a station near my mams... (When I moaned at the guy he told me "I'm not opening it, Kids will go in there")

I got a lovely response...

"Dear Customer

Customer Relations

Case Reference: MYOB

Thank you for taking the time to contact Northern, the train company serving communities across the north of England.

We aim to respond within 20 working days.

In the meantime we can confirm receipt of your feedback/enquiry.


Kind regards


Customer Relations Officer"

TWENTY WORKING DAYS????? That's A MONTH!
I e-mailed Mersyrail thinking it was their station and got an instant response apologising but stating they don't run the station and it's Northernrail! This train "system" we have is a joke!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# They still have Victorian era hand-cranked e-mail, mostly in signal boxes
which is why it takes so long to respond, as they have to send out a signalman, and he needs to take his dog, a flask and some sandwiches. And due to cutbacks there's only the one of him to visit all the signal boxes in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:24, archived)
# I was sat there OUTSIDE with a 7 year old!
It was effing freezing and this cunt was sat with his electric heater refusing to open any doors! If my daughter wasn't there I would have tried to drag him through that stupid voice vent.

I did see a poster saying that people who steal the wire from the sides of the tracks are costing a fortune..... So that gave me a good idea on where to get some copper to weigh in.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# I'd be careful getting some copper to weigh in.
Police brutality and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Did you see Coppers last night?
It's the best comedy on TV!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# I was out in the garden shaking my fist in rage at the bloody stars and their infinite majesty
following a stint watching that starwatch programme. I am also in lust with Liz Bonnin.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:48, archived)
# "effin" freezing, but this "cunt"?
Interesting self-censorship choice there.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:33, archived)
# bring back horses I say
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# best of all the tranports systems
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Was bored. Did these.








(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:44, archived)
# THE DOG DIES
HOW COULD YOU BE SO INSENSITIVE?

(*click*)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Get bored more often ;)
WOO sir!! *click*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Also, from a while back...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Marley Marlin and Marley Marlin and Marley dog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Fab! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Leipzig condensers?
:@ )
Woo!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Marley & Meep is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Click
Compo the bugger! (s)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# You think it fits the criteria?
It's more playing on the title than parody, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# I think it more than fits....
For the simple fact you are pissing all over that copyrighted poster and you're gonna get sued! hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# Ha ha!
Okay then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Brilliant
But as a contracted pedant I must point out that the Marlin is not a deep-sea fish. They even jump out of the water quite regularly.

Other than that, plenty of lols to be had :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:19, archived)
# I thought the term related to the depth of water you were fishing in,
not the depth at which the fish normally resides?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:26, archived)
# No, it refers to fish that live where the sun don't shine
Below the photic zone.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Oo, there's some horrible things down below
the photic zone.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Quite excellent!
Especially Marlin and Beaker
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:25, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:41, archived)
# similar but different
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:53, archived)
# oh well
4 days to my 8th b3tan birthday. maybe someone will care
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Open wise.(JollyJack(modification by me)LittleMaria)

さあ喰え。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:19, archived)
# i ate a full pineapple this morning
true story
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Including the leafy bit at the top?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:22, archived)
# get to fuck
nah, must try it sometime though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# I wonder if it's even edible...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# I think it's a bit too tough
you could grow a new pineapple from it though and eat that?
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Ahh, so technically you CAN eat it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:52, archived)
# i hate it when i open pineapples and find them already half empty
a bit like packets of crisps nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Aw, baby Hitler looks so cute there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Hitler don't eat MilkeyWay.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Looks like he's getting pineapple from off of the jailbait nun
It's a metaphor for the collaboration between the Nazis and the Catholic church in the 1930s leading to the attempted extermination of the Jews, am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:27, archived)
# There are not such meaning...
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
# You're mean
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Haha, sure "there are not such meaning"
but you and I know different, don't we?

Why else the reference to needing a "can opener"? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# I thought it was a Stalin reference
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Stalin don't eat MilkeyWay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)
# he invented them. Stalin also invented frisbees and Parker pens.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
# He is also often mistaken as 'the grandaddy of the porno tache'.
That was Teddy Roosevelt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:05, archived)
# and the placement of the current pope ready for phase 2
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Apparently he wasn't a *real* Nazi
he just helped out when they were busy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:31, archived)
# he was a Nazi, but he didn't inhale
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:09, archived)
# That Jollyjack is always feasting on moist, dripping rings
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:23, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
# YATTA!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW6M8D41ZWU
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:44, archived)
# haha, watched half of that
it got too much.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:47, archived)
# DON'T FEED HOT COALS TO MONKEY
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Oranges give monkey babies
*and a headache
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Poor monkey.. ;(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:48, archived)
# brain monkey eats you
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
# soviet brain monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:00, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:04, archived)
# How is monky harmed
How ape get pragnent
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:52, archived)
# hamed monks bottom fronts
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:56, archived)
# haha, I think someone now understands b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:52, archived)
# your nun pic there is one of my favourite things on b3ta
sorry i mean atomic's. didn't realise it was moggy posting
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
# I think you mean open wide
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
# What is the blue package in the young gentleman's pocket?
Is it a Cadburys Wispa or a biscuit Boost?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Milky Way, apparently
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Eecchh!
It's like a Mars bar with the best bit chewed off. Always last in the Mars selection box and rightly so.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:39, archived)
# MilkeyWay
www.retrotvads.com/2011/04/01/1978-milky-way-chocolate-bar/
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Is it the international or the us version?
We need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Ah ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)
# i like your pics when they're not overtly pervy
there's nothing wrong with an erect milky way in one's pocket, i don't care what the authorities say
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# I want to see a moggy and JJ collaboration
you should pm him.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:39, archived)
# I want to do it.
But I dunno that he can accept...
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:42, archived)
# I wonder why...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:43, archived)
# "when they met, it was moida"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Or sledgehammer to the legs time,
one of the two.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
# leghammer?
legume

leghammer

legume

leghammer

legume

leghammer

legume

leghammer

legume

leghammer

Hahah, I find this funny.
It's not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:58, archived)
# I wouldn't know why, you guys are similarly excellent artists
You should do some sort of witless manga.

I look forward to it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:44, archived)
# let's script!
squirrels with tits
penguin looking at porn
eyebrow guy, raises eyebrows
spaceship lands
robots with tits
kidnapped
a succession of likely consequences leading to further likely consequences: includes nuns, rape.
space aliens main computer falls in love with eyebrow guy
penguin presses button marked "do not press" after staring at it for several minutes while sweating resisting the urge to press button
everything explodes
run to space ship
crash land in back garden
have barbecue over radiant heat from glowing spaceship engine
witty one liner
arc is complete.

edit: Edited for nuns and rape
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
# where do the nuns and rape fit in?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# during the succession of likely consequences, but I'll add it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# I look forward to it all becoming reality
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I look forward to the epic animated movie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:01, archived)
# I hope Air do the score for it
them or Kraftwerk
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:03, archived)
# That just sounds brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:41, archived)
# I for one would absolutely love to see the crossover adventures of paedo-rabbit-nun-thing
meeting up with the Eyebrow Man, the cat-woman-hybrid-thing and that nondescript little blobby thing with glasses
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
# one can only aspire to be able to imagine the kinds of variety and punchlines that will ensue.
I reckon Moggy should do the script. Either of them could do the art, it's pretty much like identikit anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:53, archived)
#
BIG R
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:30, archived)
# you spelt yay wrong
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:45, archived)
# And 'moggy'
Mongy is someone entirely different, over on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:25, archived)
# tinned fruit is fake
everyone needs a pineapple peeler
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# I love tinned fruit
Because of cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Too much sugary syrup will make you crazy and hyperacti...
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Yummy.
Its tasty. :9
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:52, archived)
# I hope you brush your teeth afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:59, archived)
# OK I'll.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 13:16, archived)
#

Click for 400+ more thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:09, archived)
# he'll be pinching that look for London fashion week you know
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:13, archived)
# We'll all be wearing it next year.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:17, archived)
# i going for a bison helmet myself...sod the dictates of fashion
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:28, archived)
# I miss eurotrash
Aaahh - the days before readily available internet porn, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:24, archived)
# ahhh, good old Antoine de Caunes
who I'm sure I read is now Jamie Hewlett's father in law
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
# I used to like eurotrash for its filth content
now, looking back at it, i can appreciate its quirkiness and uniqueness - especially as i now have several european friends
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Nice.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:39, archived)
# he's good,. he's bad, he's fluffeh
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:47, archived)
# A CLINT?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:04, archived)
# clint clunt
every trip
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
# yes a clint
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:12, archived)
# the famous cataractor
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Jump around ...
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(DJTK, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:55, archived)
# The point of impact has just made me lol
lol wince
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:06, archived)
# please dont abuse cocks
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Faster!
Make it bleed!:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:00, archived)
# Christ, that's just painful to look at.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:01, archived)
# I want to slam my HARD COCK against the HARD PAVEMENT
I want you to grab me by the hair and DRAG MY FACE AGAINST THE PAVEMENT

MY COCK IS ON FIRE, MY COCK IS ON FIRE
MY FACE IS DISDAIN
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:16, archived)
# I smell DR dyslexia?
dr dyslexia?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Wow, he's really driving that in!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)
# Ouchy ouchy ouch ouch!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:24, archived)
# i like this
it makes the blokes here feel like i do when someone posts a bouncy tit pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:55, archived)
# ooooh you're a lady piece?
*engages stalkeration*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)
# i'm a lady piece with a hammer
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
#
I have been referred to as 'she' and 'her' on b3ta. Whereas in fact, I have no genitalia.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:55, archived)
# haaaaaaa
that's awesome :D

top work :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Spectacular!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:31, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Things not to do with your dick, #1
Real lols here, brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Ning b3ta...
Last month, Redhouse asked for Betty White who is 90 today and Zooey Deschanel, who thankfully is not 90 today.
I have also added a couple of clasics Jim Carrey and Muhammad (pull my finger) Ali.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:18, archived)
# these people aren't my ffriends
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:23, archived)
# Ning d_d

Ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:23, archived)
# gut morning
my ass on fire
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:24, archived)
# \o/
Result!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:31, archived)
# ning WB
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:06, archived)
# Zooey Deschanel is looking pretty damn hot there, homonazi.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:48, archived)
#
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:59, archived)
# hahahah secksy
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:02, archived)
# MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm zooey!
Ning WB

Fwapple vag today! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:00, archived)
# aww all the secsi women and you do one of an old ali :(
more nekkid men please...esp ali who was very phwoooar in his day
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:08, archived)
# * Makes note for tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:11, archived)
# very kind :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:38, archived)
# I really thought you'd do a young Betty as well
but you found some great source pics - excellent research; I'm sure you enjoyed it!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:59, archived)
# But but she has no pants on
you have forever become a star in my heart for uplifting the front of my trousers at this early part of the day
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:18, archived)
# ^ Nicely put..

* Neither does Betty White!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:22, archived)
# ooooh
zoooooooooooey is lully.
And Jim carrey is great - loved ace ventura when it was on the other day. Seems to have gotten better with age, as you just dont get comedy movies like that anymore.
*awaits customary JIM CAREY IS WORSE THAN HITLER WITH CANCERAIDS type comments*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:24, archived)
# "jm carey"
ya'll just got trolled
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:38, archived)
# 4chan is thataway <-----
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 8:54, archived)
# b3ta is this way ----->
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:07, archived)
# That young lady has forgotten to put any pants on
she'll catch her death in this weather!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Good morning.
Quite frankly I'm shocked and disgusted that Betty White isn't holding a CDC. What's wrong with you?

:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 9:29, archived)
# I was >that close< to doing that, but I though I should respect the 90 year old...
Feel free to have a go if anyone would like to source pics
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:15, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:29, archived)
# ^ Ha ha ha, you silly
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# mmmmm Zooey Deschanel

she's like a budget Katy Perry
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 11:23, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 6:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:07, archived)
# ART
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:10, archived)
# good evening gentlmen
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:12, archived)
# give me brunch or give me death
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:14, archived)
# death... is on the menu !
*suspense organ*
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:20, archived)
# Mee-wow!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:07, archived)
# man I'm clicking all over but I can't find the nsfw version
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:09, archived)
# it is in garfield's vagina
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:09, archived)
# lasanga-like labia
needs a serving of home-made béchamel (barf)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:14, archived)
# world of lasagnecraft has over 5 million active users
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:17, archived)
# 5 million users that are all DOOMED TO ETERNAL HELLFIRE
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:23, archived)
# i want this as my desktop
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:42, archived)
# Up, down, left, right, you guessed it?
***SPAMMITY SPAM SPAM***
(chenpaoba, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 6:09, archived)
# I'm most certainly not a good choice for children
or any other mammalian progeny
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 6:12, archived)
# Shut up and show us your Golden Bum.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Jan 2012, 6:19, archived)
# everbuying scam con child slave labour paedophile
everbuying.com scam shipping sweatshop nigerian money laundering
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 6:31, archived)
# everybuying.com huntsman sanatorium romney perry feltch pedophile paedophile
scam whore bucket flange fisting cockfucking anal prolapse injury claim benefit fraud child sex
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 6:39, archived)
# everybuying.com donkeysex shuttlecock blanketsphincter mufflesquirrel
bellend-papercut scam con carrier-pigeon review
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 6:43, archived)
# everbuying.com everybuying.com frottage latex bumfluff taramasalata mullet fishbreath Santorum
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:24, archived)
# haaa wow I spelt his name more "accuratre" than I should have.. lo
santorum everbuying.com butt sex pizza prostitute whore cunt fuck belch fetish lube shit scat wince romney romney huntsman mcaine
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 10:03, archived)
# blah blah blah something to do with american footbal
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:00, archived)
# More of this sort of thing.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:07, archived)
# seams ok to me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 7:37, archived)

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