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(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)
# What the shuddering fuck?!?!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)
# whitehouse gay sex party
welcome back
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# You had better put a donk on that!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Obama seems remarkably unfazed by the whole thing
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# it's just part of the dilly routine at the White House
dilly daily
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Just another day at the pumphouse....
Err I mean Whitehouse.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# The Pump Palace. The Geiger Counter.
/Lassiter's nightclubs blog
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# As in Lassiter's from Neighbours?
/old bastard blog
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)
# Aye.
Pubs include: The Water Hole. Chez Chez. I'm sure there are others.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)
# :O
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# THE DOWNFALL OF AMERICA
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)
# He's nearly there...
but that kid can't punp for much longer (whereas the other one looks like he could pump all day)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:45, archived)
# I've got something to put in you...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha what the hell?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)
# ikr
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)
# goodnight Seattle
:D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:21, archived)
# The hell was that from?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Good God!!
:D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Oh my
=]
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Flanbase gets presidential
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:40, archived)
# *gets in line*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:58, archived)
# More like this please.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)
# President Pump Station
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Fatty Owls
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:53, archived)
# *Loves*
:) *Click*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)
# *glees*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)
# it's you! you're him! ;D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:06, archived)
# What - Manuel?
He's a bit tall, isn't he?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:08, archived)
# It's okay,
he's from Barcelona.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:13, archived)
# No, Meester Fawlty
"Un, dos, tres!"
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:22, archived)
# ^ classic stuff
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
If only Fawlty had facebook
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# hahah
"You wouldnt bleive the ones we have got here at the moment - a septic with a blond in toe turn up after dinner hours (knowing we have a strict policy of of checkin and dinnertimes which is clearly stated on our website) wanting food and something called a Walled-off salad whatever the fuck that is. Im keeping their key depostit if they try asking for breakfast at 8:55 when they KNOW the that breakfast is from 9"
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Faulty Showers
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Yes, my little piranah-fish?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Que?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
# YES!
Click 'n Woo!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Very VERY Good
A click and a woo!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:01, archived)
# Pwetty
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Top stuff
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Anything to do with Fawlty Towers gets my full endorsement.
Though Sybil looks a bit chirpy. Are you sure this is a real photo?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:14, archived)
# she's been on the gin
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Ah, makes sense.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# If I click this...
it is likely to get frontpaged (Word removed due to jinxing - Magic Donkey) and you have had more than enough of these. But I do like it, what a dilemma...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Yay
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)
# sounds like somebody machine-gunning a seal.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:20, archived)
# :D
best quote ever
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Brilliant as ever.
And can I just say your Judge Bod thing is a work of sublime genius. I look like a spazz when I applaud a computer screen, and that made me look very spazzy. :-D

Seems Tharg was impressed too - www.2000adonline.com/news/07-02-2012/meet_judge_bod/ :-)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:21, archived)
# The mighty Tharg likes it
Woo
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Awesome
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Zarjaz!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:29, archived)
# cracking
frank spencer on skates next!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:37, archived)
# ^ oooh*
Betty
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
# haha
I'll add it to the list
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Cracking work!
Also "Wet farty owls"
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Come on now, would it kill ya to put some feet on them? ;P
Utterly splendid work, HT
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Lovely :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Nice toast.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)
# grrrrr! why are you soooo talented?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:24, archived)
# it's to make up for being an obnoxious sod with a small penis
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Don't forget your miserable anus.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Wonderful
stuff.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)
# "Hello, Fawlty Titties"
ace :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Hahah
Brilliant stuff!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Excellent as always
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)
# superb toast
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Top Notch really spot on :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:44, archived)
# love it
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Love this! can I get it on a t-shirt?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
# I drew a thing without using pencils this time
she's not doing a poo
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Beautiful
even if she was doing a poo.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Very nice
reminds me of Farscape for some reason

Probably because I'm rewatching Farscape at the moment
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Claudia Black-leggings.
Or should that be Claudia Black - leggings. :-/
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:39, archived)
# who doesn't love Claudia Black
Though I've just googled Gigi Edgley and she's not half as fit when she's not grey :/
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:18, archived)
# I did used to like a bit of Farscape back in the day
Except for the silly nose on D'Argo. It really irritated me.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)
# I always wondered what the director said to Anthony Simcoe when he was playing D'Argo
whether it was just "Pretend you're Worf" or not
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Big angry man seems to be part of the necessary sci-fi character list
Worf, D'Argo, Tyr... oh no, I've run out. Argument fail :(
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Very nice...
... although I imagine Sundae Lunch's rude penguin is just off-camera flipping her the bird. Those blades will come in handy. :-)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)
# bloody penguins
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:41, archived)
# reminds me of lara croft
nicely
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Awesome.
Is she doing a poo?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# No.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:48, archived)
# It looks like she is.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Gah!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
# That's quite a steamy poo

very nice
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:53, archived)
# poo or not, she'll still get a cold arse
nice plait work :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Verr nice.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:13, archived)
# No stray pube - not real!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# I found one in a book I borrowed from the library the other day
I wouldn't have been surprised if it was erotica, but it was a book on group social theory. Someone out there obviously enjoys reading that sort of stuff far too much, or has a warm house.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Lovely
Now do her doing a poo.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:40, archived)
# I will not defile my snow lady!
*waits for someone else to*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Very nice
Have a woo!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Homme.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Julianne Moore's let herself go.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:03, archived)
# I still probably would.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:06, archived)
# I probably have.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)
# VAG CREAM FEVER
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:03, archived)
# HAPPY BIRFDAY HOMME MAN
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)
# O_O
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Lovely work.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)
# Excellent arts!
*clicks*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
# That's superb
Fantastic stuff
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
# <3
mad skills
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
# U FILTAD!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Stop being so mean.
I got up really early to post this. And it's my day off. And I had to queue for hours at the cyber cafe. And it's my birthday. Or however it works.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# "I had to queue for hours at the cyber cafe"
I lolled
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)
# I had no idea who this man is before file-naming, and still don't. But this is good :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
# you're a bit good at these
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Very nice... Well done!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Top vectorising!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)
# That's more than a bit good that is :D
*clickies*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)
# fucking fuck
fuck!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] "All right, listen. The Terminator's an infiltration unit: part man, part washing machine. "
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(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:49, archived)
# They cannot make things like that yet
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:55, archived)
# turns the dial to 'delicates and woollens' setting

/world saved
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)
# \o/
And our socks fragrant!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:03, archived)
# "Give me your clothes, your suits and the coloureds cycle."
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)
# racist.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)
# racist.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Transformers vs the Pope
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:29, archived)
# shame he didn't crack the top and give him a weewee fishtank
:D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:29, archived)
# haha!
damn, i didn't think of that. oh well, next time
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Ultra Wazz-nus :-D
Are those shoulders low-rent council housing?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:30, archived)
# you are really good at this
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:31, archived)
# thanks d d
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Optimus Primate?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:33, archived)
# That piss isn't boiling enough
for the pope.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)
# stupid popes!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)
# How dya like that stream, ya popey fuck
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Ha ha, marvellous.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)
# Yay
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHA "Rev-ARSE!"

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
# \o/
The original toy was rubbish but there's a newer improved model
2.bp.blogspot.com/_MY8KglSty4g/S-Q_ifUKBUI/AAAAAAAAAzY/mKZf2mHjMTc/s1600/G1+Ultra+Magnus12.JPG
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)
# hooray!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
# He'll get his revenge with his pope poop.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# oh yes! you're on a double FP roll...
good work, fella.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# I like this.
The pope likes it too, he keeps coming back for more!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 2:26, archived)
# wow! 2 x FP
thanks for all your nice comments
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 2:57, archived)
# This one's got him stumped
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:54, archived)
# have you shopped that bloke at the bottom?
He looks like some sort of realistic transvetite sex doll.

Ive no idea what its all about though. I dont watch much telly these days. RIS.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:01, archived)
# It's the television series Sherlock with Benedict Cumberbatch (the "sexdoll")
he's very good and a bit of a smug git super intellectual type but in a fun way.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:03, archived)
# Hes got an excellent name
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:06, archived)
# It sounds like a name
that Lewis Carroll would come up with for someone who is hunting the Jaberwock.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:25, archived)
# It's sounds like a name
that Salad Fingers would come up with!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Cuntbath
should be a real name.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:03, archived)
# haha :D
It's enough to stump anybody!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:04, archived)
# Ahh! Tthey're dogs...and they're playing poker!
"Sexdoll Cumberbatch" still manages to sound less silly than his real name.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I still haven't seen any of these Sherlock's. I really must.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:26, archived)
# it's not as good, or as bad, as you'd think from reading the internet
but it's a vaguely diverting hour and it's got Una Stubbs in, so, y'know.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:30, archived)
# It does look interesting,
and as you say, generated a lot of "chatter". I'll give it a go soon.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)
# and Rupert Graves
is in for the ladies/gays/people who sit about going "who is that bloke?"
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:34, archived)
# I like his War poetry ;)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:37, archived)
# I thought
they were bloody excellent!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)
# :O
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)
# 'Ning!
I have done a cartoon about snowmen.


You can see it here:
Snowman cartoon I have done
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:43, archived)
# I'm going to put tits on my next snowoman!
RIGHT! TO WORK!
*60s batman theme*

(by the way, apart from awesome-blog-spam, why not post the comic here? - I can't exactly click I like this for a link - that's the link board over there *points*)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:48, archived)
# It's huge...
just felt wrong taking up board space. I get shouted at enough in my real life.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:52, archived)
# haha we should ban this harvesting of snowmen parts!
Lovely cartoon :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:48, archived)
# Thanks Maiden:)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:50, archived)
# haha :)


and aaaw :(
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:51, archived)
# Snowtits!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:52, archived)
# Brilliant!
Although it does look like he is molesting the little snowman in the last frame ;)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:28, archived)
# super duper!
what do you draw these with?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:44, archived)
# Autodesk Sketch Book pro and Corel Xara.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Beautiful work
*click-click*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:34, archived)
# I love your drawing style :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Haha. That Go Gadget one is killing me.
YAY
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)
# NING-NONG B3TA!
It's 'Mister Smelly Farts' real birthday and he has asked for; James Dean, Nick Nolte and Jack Lemmon.

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:00, archived)
# and I have added some real tits...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:00, archived)
# GC!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:32, archived)
# Well he is a bit of a tit!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# was...
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# I know all of these..
apart from one. Today will be a grand day.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:45, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# morning wobbly
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Hello
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# ARGH - GHOATS!

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:53, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)
# GOOOD MORNING
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:29, archived)
# YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:32, archived)
# What's going on there then?
Ning DeeDee
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)
# AWESOME!
Hey! Thanks for remembering me Wobbly Bloke!
Your kind gesture is much appreciated!
Now I'm off to get drunk! Have a beer on me, Mate!
***Raises frothy pint in the air***
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# No problem!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Hootenanny.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 6:22, archived)
# Go 'kat, go!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 6:36, archived)
# Hootenanny.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 6:43, archived)
# hoedown
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:35, archived)
# MEERSANANNY!
crap, I have to sleep. sleeeeeep. Geriatric sleep! Goodnight fucking internet.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 6:45, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 7:12, archived)
# hooterhoooterhooterhootenanny
 

 
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:38, archived)
# awww!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 7:30, archived)
# he's bursting for the loo
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:52, archived)
# I imagine they would probably piss anywhere, man
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:06, archived)
# So... why the big pause?
 

 
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 4:23, archived)
# Must be a board meeting.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 4:28, archived)
# SELL MORE DICK
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 4:30, archived)
# Can someone please explain the appeal of Die Antwoord to me?
I mean I guess they were interesting at first but why are they still here?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 4:30, archived)
# I kinda like them. Stupid can be fun.
Not sure why others would actually. They're here
on the 19th but it sold out very quickly. *shrugs*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 4:38, archived)
# I'm a big fan of stupid.
Plenty of good music is stupid.

Does anyone consider this good music?

EXPLAIN HOW
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 4:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 4:51, archived)
# That's just left me with even more questions
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 4:55, archived)
# Can't help that.
Not sure if it was an answer, more of an observation
and linkified spurt of mindpiss that dribbled out.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 5:03, archived)
# if you want more questions
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 6:02, archived)
# I haven't heard them but I saw a poster this morning, I think they are supporting Fat Boy Slim and Skrillex
 
so yeah, birds of a feather?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 5:12, archived)
# this just in
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 5:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 5:36, archived)
# That is amazing!
*buys 3 million copies*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:24, archived)
# I know they're quite popular in Holland because of all the dutch/afrikaans swear words
I thought they were an interesting novelty at first, but the music just annoys me after a while
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 5:47, archived)
# aw, bless
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 4:59, archived)
# bindun? fuckit, don't even care


www.freeimagehosting.net/it84g
(html link to big version not working so you'll have to make do with a thumbnail and a cfb)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:01, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:28, archived)
# Duck Shoot!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:30, archived)
#
 

 
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 3:40, archived)
# ADIDASM
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 3:54, archived)
# Always follow the advice of a lawyer.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 4:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 4:15, archived)
# DOLMIO STAR WARS
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 4:37, archived)
#
Dushku? I am legitimately welling up. My dream woman (Echo(dominatrix)) is broken. If only I had a sadface gif to drop here.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 4:45, archived)
# I watched two seasons of Dollhouse and I am still not sure why
 
Alan Tudyk is always fun though
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 6:29, archived)
#
Agreed, Tudyk is awesome. I'm definitely more of a Firefly person but I kind of liked Dollhouse. Eliza just makes everything better for me.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 6:42, archived)
# Hahaha.
Mind if I plonk this unhappy birthday boy here?

Bedtime I think, night all.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:40, archived)
# stretchy pajamas, how binding, eurghhh!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:41, archived)
# Hah
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 4:15, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 6:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:58, archived)
# He started world war one when the ottoman king put spunk in his eyes
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:01, archived)
#
archie duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:05, archived)
# And do they teach this in schools?
Do they 'eck as like.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:06, archived)
# History is written by the winners.
And they leave out all the parts about spunking in eyes.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:21, archived)
# There'll be a few gaps when they write the history of porn, then.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:42, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:04, archived)
# you could have it so much better
 
woo and yay I say
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:06, archived)
# FLANtastic.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:08, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:19, archived)
# spritzenklasse
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 4:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 5:47, archived)
# jolly good show what
 

 
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:57, archived)
# Oh fuck no
Not just before bed time!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:58, archived)
#

 
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:05, archived)
#
 

 
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:06, archived)
#
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(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:14, archived)
# Aaawww.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:17, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhahhhh FUCK
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:33, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:41, archived)
# I found a fantastic new pic of him
I haven't decided what to do with it yet.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:53, archived)
# frame it
i am off to bed, goodnight sir
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:58, archived)
# I said GOODNIGHT SIR!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:02, archived)
# LET OFF SOME STEAM
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:02, archived)
# i'm just getting red x's for these tiny pic images :/
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:08, archived)
# they weren't loading for me for a few hours before, but they are now.
 
I've gone back to b3ta hosting while b3tards is under maintenance
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 3:52, archived)
# Silly
{:-)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:08, archived)
# half peach, half bird
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:08, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:17, archived)
# It's a play on birds.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:48, archived)
#




(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:14, archived)
# Was this an extra on the last Top Gear DVD?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:56, archived)
# aww baby, he's just playin'
here, this'll calm u down
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:02, archived)
# insert goatse hands
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:15, archived)
# please, not into my beautiful face
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:19, archived)
# Ack.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:42, archived)
# But terrifying images just before bed are so "in" right now...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:14, archived)
# ahh louie, louie... woah woooaaahhh..
 

 
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:23, archived)
# I think that is perfect
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:34, archived)
# well it scares the piss out of me
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:39, archived)
# Aww, do I get sent one if I buy car insurance from you?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:02, archived)
# no but we do have a trial offer on HIV
 
after thirty days you can upgrade to full blown AIDS at no extra charge
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:04, archived)
# they all look like 2008 US Presidential hopeful -- John McCain
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:05, archived)
# old white dudes tend to do that
 
though one in the back row is asian
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:07, archived)
# racist!

EDIT: actually, I was talking about the deadcold eyes
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:08, archived)
# I thought you meant
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:06, archived)
# Wow thats disturbing..
And now to bed!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:24, archived)
# Fuckin hell, hahaha.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:53, archived)
# ARF!
I would support these in any election.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:02, archived)
# I
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 3:26, archived)
# I'll be hanging this
on my lurker bathroom wall
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 3:26, archived)
# Hells yeah.
Very Deadbirds. Which is a good thing.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 4:22, archived)
# ooh neat, I haven't seen that
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Birds_(2004_film)

looks better than the generic after-effects demons I'm seeing everywhere (case in point, The Unborn, do NOT waste your fucking time, there is nothing good about that picture)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 4:30, archived)
# Deadbirds was the best horror film of the year.
This would be true if it were released last year, or the year before, or the year before that, etc.
I don't mean to oversell it, then you'd be all disappointed: you could say that it's all atmosphere and shocks, that wouldn't be too wrong, but if you like ghost stories with some really nasty bits, um, yeah.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 6:31, archived)
# The Dog knows...but your secret is safe with him....


A Reimagining of an older work...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:31, archived)
# I did nothing
It wasn't fucking me. (I was fucking him)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:39, archived)
# That's what they all say....
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:40, archived)
# No really :(
Shit...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# oh god, i hope they never figure out a way to read a dog's mind, or worse yet, teach them to talk
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:53, archived)
# heh heh, cute! I need to see that
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:55, archived)
# Nicely
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:58, archived)
# 3.5 minutes of it wasn't very nice today tho :/
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Cheeky winker.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:31, archived)
# ...
 

 
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:11, archived)
# :P
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# :-O
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Are they singing the your all gay song?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)
# I'm sorry, but don't you mean
'You're all gay' ?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Piss off Oscar Wilde!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:59, archived)
# Proper grammar and spelling might not be 'street', but that's how I roll, motherfucker!**
**nicked from a favorite comic
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:13, archived)
# I did, I did.
The fat headed bastard brushed it off.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 2:30, archived)
# Sorry to see you go:D

Plz call me Moggy
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha
I know what she/he can call you!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
#
    Testy
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
#
So er, yeah.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
#
now cut that out
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
# My post below disappeared for some bizarre reason
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
# I'm going to throw in a few sups to see what happens.
It cancels out some of the smalls! What nonsense is this?

(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
# if only there was a way to make it bigger :D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)
# no!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)
# WHY DOESNT THAT ONE WORK?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)
# it's not quite as tiny for me
as the other one, but still rather small.

wat were you trying to do?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)
# I was trying to figure out what is was that bypasses the closed tags, so I'm playing, I've edited it since.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Probably the code will be stripped out of these, but let's give 'em a try:
< large >
< big >
< H1 >
Edit: yup, it happened. This is probably in the FAQ if I could be bothered to look.

< em >
< strong >
< code >
< kbd >
< samp >
< tt >
< var >
< del >
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)
#
Yeah, dunnay work.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)
# there's only so much html that's allowed on here in the irst place
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
# You used to be able to <sub> text right out of your post.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)
#
still work?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)
# well in Opera, whatever you've done completely wipes out the post links so one can't even reply (without pasting in the reply address from another browser)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:17, archived)
# fifteen nested <sub> tags so I guess those links are hidden under the next <div>?
 
not in Firefox or IE though, must be a CSS oddity
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Laters, Dave!
8D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# [/:-)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# 'Would' if she slowed down a bit
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Hahah love these rotating things
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:32, archived)
# Same!
Never done one, must do one, will try one now!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)
# ^This
When I get up if ever
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 1:50, archived)
# Aw go on then...once more for old times sake..
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
#

(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)
# ...the hell?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Moggy tribute thread!
please God, no.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Obi Wan does not tolerate yiffery!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)
# Oh what the shitting fuck
I just got back from thrashing the pub quiz and now I find I picked the wrong day to put Moggy on ignore?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
# Pfft!
What did you win? Can it be shared?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Booze
and it's all drunk now

Fuck, I just took the Ignore List off of Moggy and it's left of its own accord. It's almost like when a friend leaves their toddler with you for the afternoon and then they show up to take it home for the evening.

Ah, Buenos Aires Moggy.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Forgot to stick this one up....
Vladimir Ice-cream: Soviet Space Bear vs Imperialist Sandwich

..what I done a while back.

(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Capitalist deliciousness.
IN SPAAAACE!!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
# I'm now imagining the bear speaking like Merchant :|
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Ruiner!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Nowt wrong about that
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# I love the aurora
round the burger...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Holy fuck
yes
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] We don't need that vowel where we're going

This is the last one, a cumulation of a week waiting to post!
Soz if bin dun.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# don't the not the vowel
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
# There wasn't did.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# oh hai!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# lol threes the boat!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Somehow the actually!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Eye...
...see what you did there, Dave.

And on to the bandwagon.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Mind the piss :O
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)
# What font matching algorithm do you use?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
#
Uhm, I'm just copying and pasting letters about and filling in the black space with other bits of black from the picture! I'm still learning :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Ignore him
It's a standard b3ta response. See also: "What kind of colour-matching algorithm did you use?"
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# What image optimising algorithm did you use
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# I don't think we do use that one actually.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Don't bully me
RIGHT CUNTS I'M GOING TO BED YOU WILL NOT SEE ME AGAIN TONIGHT YOU BASTARDS

*flounces off for the night*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Nor me...
bloody photographers, coming over here telling us what to do!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
#
What? does this mean this font-algorithm.exe I'm downloading might be malware?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# No. Trust everything you download off of the internet.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Oh wow thank you
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# HORZON?
I don't get it.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# surely
I?

I don't get it.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# DON'T FUCKING PATRONISE ME
I try a minor variation on an old joke, and even that gets shot down in flames!
It's clear that any attempt at original humour has no place on this site, it's just the same tired old memes, and pink penises, over and over again. I've even been criticised over the shade of magneta that I used. Well, i'm sick of it.

H HHHHH HHH H H H H H HHH HHHHH HHH HHHH HHHHH H H HHHHH HHHH
H H H H H H H HH H H H H H H H H H H H H H
H HHHH HHHHH H H H H H H H HHH HHHH H H HHHH HHHH H H HHHH HHHH
H H H H H H H H HH H H H H H H H H H H H H H
HHHHH HHHHH H H H H H H HHH H HHH H H HHHHH H HHHHH H H
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Ooo, broken user details.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
#
how did you smallify your ID?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# woah! tiny user name - how?
share your l33t skillzors.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Seriously? Looks okay on my screen.
Screencap pls
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Gaz me that code please ^-^
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Now its even smaller
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# what's
going on?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)
# O_o


## #
#
# ## # # # ## # ## # ### # ## ## ### ###
## # # # ## # ## # # # # ## # # # #
## # # # # ## # # ##### ## # # ### ###
# ## # ## # # ## # # # ## # # #
# ## # # # ### ### # ### #### ####
# # #
# # #



edit: lolwut? O_o I didn't type a link in :D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:17, archived)
# FILTAPWND, LOL!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# haha - freakier
and freakier...
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# haha...
silly!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# here you go:

freaky huh?

edit: oh, screencap-pissed. never mind. Now you have a matching pair.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# that's because your magenta is TOO FUCKING BROWN
and that font's rubbish.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)
# 8'(
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# I have had enough of this bullying I'm off forevea
Good bye beta.co.uk/rdli
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# eye see what you did there
I'll drop this here, it's totally unrelated and I call him Simon
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Oh hi

(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# yay
'wants'
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# I want one too
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Cowl.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# I just had to explain that to my wife
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# h owl ovely :)
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# You can buy them here!

(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Liberate tutame!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Nice.
I thought "Event Horizon" was a great haunted house film, and the almost-constant sound of the thunderstorm raging outside was a fitting touch..
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Good point - it did work well on that level.
Ridley Scott said something similar about Alien - that it was basically 'seven people in an old dark house with a visitor'.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# In Ridley we trust.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:40, archived)
# RDLI?
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# *bows head and stifles a tear*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# RDLI Scokkis...
brother of TNI
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# I actually loved Event Horizon
First watched it with my flatmate - also a theoretical physicist - and her boyfriend, something like 9 years back. Her boyfriend got quite irritated with us mocking the whole setup, but that didn't stop me loving it.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# I'm no scientist, but I know what I like.
And that's a big budget spooky movie that ends with The Prodigy's "Funky Shit".
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)
# damn straight
i find that criticising the wonky physics in these things adds to my enjoyment of them, rather than detracting. i ahve, however, learned not to do this with someone else around because it does tend to piss them off a bit.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# ^This
great under rated film
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Qute lke ths one
- award yourself a bscut. Oh, and welcome to b3ta.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Cheer up space ship.

(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# haha - the ship's corpsed...
we'll have to shoot that scene again.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
# We're going to Hell.
We're not going to Hell.
We're going to Hell..
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
# that looks familiar.


Quick and shit.
Bravo on the smiley ship!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# You're OK, stranger.
*buys whiskey*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# =]
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
# There is no 'i' in space
*cue creepy music*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
# no, but there is a spa
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# yes, but there is no 'we' ^.~
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:50, archived)
# hmm
so there is a spa but neither i nor we are in it

well i hope whoever is in there is damn well enjoying it! :(
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
# So there is, but it's always FUCKing full.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# wait right there. B3ta hath ruint me. I took a pic of the Piasa Bird this afternoon, and the first thing I thought was 'Freebase'
pic forthcoming....

b3tards is dead :(

EDIT: oops filesize lols, Flickr increased the filesize on smaller versions :/
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Uploads are no go.
Still serving peas at least. For now.
*gurns*
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# oh god
who'd ever go into it after them, either? FUCK
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha, fuck!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Well I liked it
welcome to b3ta, pull up a chair, shop a kitten etc.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)

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