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# He loves it...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Well, the one at the back certainly does
The one at the front looks slightly peeved
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# HAHA The first frames loaded slowly, so it looked like he was struggling to get it in, then away!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
# it what happens when you're going in dry
so i'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
#
'm told find
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
# clone fucked
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Ok I'm curious here...
How come there are people commenting on this and other pictures when I can't see anything hosted on B3tards at all.

Why can other see these but I can't?

Is there anyone else that can't see them of is it just me?
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# It's just you
We put you 'on the list'

Alternatively, are you running adblock or something similar and it is blocking b3tards?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# No, I'v even tried it on a different browser and not logged in...
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# Blocking at the firewall level perhaps? Tried deactivating firewall?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Don't run a firewall at all...
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# Restart your router and PC
The "DNS" is what gets the b3tards.com name to convert to a number for the interweb to work. Restarting your PC and router should make them look the numbers up again. If not, swear at your ISP and wait.

Internet magics.

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# so... "Internet Magics" = "tun it off and turn it on again" ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Shhhhh...
Don't give away the IT Secrets of how everything works.

All borked electronics, computers, etc are fixed this way. Or with hammers. Hammers fix everything that TurnItOffAndBackOnAgain doesn't.

(May not work with pacemakers)
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Thankyou, I shall give this a go...
strange how it is only b3tard stuff though, I presumed it was something to do with the mantinence they have been doing..
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# Maybe ceiling cat has been watching you...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Every night!
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# Change your dns, use the google one for a night. You can set it without faffing with router settings
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
#
code.google.com/speed/public-dns/docs/using.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Lack of trust of the Google Eye of Sauron
means I would use OpenDNS.org on 208.67.222.222 208.67.220.220

But that is all technical stuff which needs to be applied with Hammers. Which is why I suggested the TurnItOffAndBackOnAgain method... followed by a swift kick. (Why do you think it is called rebooting?)
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# It takes longer to reboot a computer than to change your dns settings.
But yeah, use open dns instead if you dinnae trust google, it's not like google already have script on half the pages of the internet... oh wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Ahhh...
but then there are ways to block much of that stuff with your own DNS variations of the AdBlock idea.

I'm not paranoid... I just don't like advertisers knowing too much about me. (Opens new page to Amazon to buy something.... ARF!!)


As to "restarting a PC" vs "changing DNS settings". Yeah - you and I know where to find them and fix them in a blink of an eye. You ain't seen how stupid my clients are!!
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# I switched it off and on again instead!
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# Or, easier, turn the router off and on
start
run
cmd
ipconfig /flushdns
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# I like Simple
Simple to me is hit the power switch. Everyone understands hitting things. Too many support phone calls been done where it takes an age to get someone to just type simple commands. Even spelling those commands over the phone is a nightmare (and then the client starts reading out the DOS prompt....)

TurnItOffAndBackOnAgain is the standard multi-purpose fix. Along with Hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# They can turn the router off and on if it's nearby, or remotely through 192.168.0.1 (or variation)
Then a simple list of four commands a 5 year old could follow.
press the start button. See the run box at the bottom? Type cmd in that box and hit enter... thats C.M.D. Yes M for Monkey. Now type ipconfig SPACE /flushdns in the scary black window. That's the slash with the top leaning to the right. Is that in? Did you remember the space... no this time it was N for Night. Hit Enter. You're done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I am right with you....
I do agree with you. In most cases. And I get so bored reading out those exact commands over the phone. Which is why I just go the simple route with my simple clients. Especially that Mac owner who starts complaining about lack of Run... boxes.

Why are we talking technical stuff? HAMMERS are the only answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
# my router's menus are all in norwegian
my previous router's menus were all in german

neither of these are very much use to people like me, who speak neither norwegian nor german
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Haha.. switch it off and on again..!!
Worked a treat and working perfectly !!

Thanks the lot... have a woo duck for your troubles ;-)
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# Duck Prizes!!! Yay!!!
Glad it all works again and you didn't have to resort to Hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# :-)
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# If I go to b3tards it says...
(coming back up, just waiting for DNS to do its thing) but others are using it..

and if I copy the url from someones picture they have hosted on b3tards that I cant see, I get the error massage (410 Gone)
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# It's invisable, man
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)
# 410 gone!
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# Error massage
the worst kind of massage.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4sUPvDZfog&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:48, archived)
# :-)
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# So i take it from the lack of reponse here...
Absolutely everyong else can see images hosted on b3tards, and I amd the only one that can't?
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# That's because you're invisible silly!
The light passes straight through your retinas...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Your ISP doesn't like you
Or just read my reply up there to your earlier post...

TurnItOffAndBackOnAgain
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Ah, you can't either? it's not just me them?
I can see everything else, only b3tard images are not showing, is that the same for you?
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# Yes it is... It's a real bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# See above
Turn router off and back on again and then threaten the PC with a Hammer.

Place Hammer in front of webcam. Turn webcam on.

PC will now start to behave.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)
#
Alternatively, hire Alan Ford :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)
# but my son is playing WOW and he might kill me if I turn it off and on again...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
# I did as Batter pudding hurler said.....
Turned it off and on and it works fine...
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# CIIJASIIE
never fails!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Easter.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Hahaha
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
# He's choking that chicken

awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
# HA-HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
# very nicely done sir.
*applauds wildly*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# oooo nice.. well creem eggs are off
but would like to see what kind of alien this chick is incubating :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Hehehe. Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Haha... eggcellent!
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# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Also dis
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# hehehe!!
yay, more cuteness :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Hahaha, never tire of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# What a count
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Aw...poor chicky.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(tangles1968, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# i think you have made hitler look even cuter
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# And he was pretty lush to start off with!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Best tits of Berlin 1928 - 1945
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Hitler never visited Berlin in 1928 or 1929.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# I just completely made that up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Ive already sent this factoid to everyone i know
we're going to have to run with it.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)
# No we're not. You might have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Ah, but did his tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Heil Kittler!
What, too soon? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Jawohl, mein Puhrer
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Ja mein Furrer
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# The Return of Kitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] 4 girls


4 girls just left the room.
(in-knock-you-us, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Needs a big kettle full of boiling water. Also:


You havent shopped this, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Uh-oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Hahahaha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# And left 2 cups of pussy.
How many dicks are left in the room?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:56, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Thats a goodun
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:58, archived)
# yeah
i fuckin' made this

*smugs*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# So you got in touch with Clint's agent?
And asked him to make a small animated gif for an irreverent comedy website?

Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:30, archived)
# eyebrows FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# yay! b3tards is back :))


(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:51, archived)
# i think i get the joke.....
however this was supposed to be a reply to taters, just for shits and giggles
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:59, archived)
# Tineye: 619 results.
*slow sarcastic clap*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:58, archived)
# The fantastic mr fox detective!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# And then everybody has a big laugh with their heads tilted back, freeze frame, credits roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# CASE CLOSED
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
# You could say... *puts on sunglasses*
the cat's out of the cup.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# b3ta Image Challenge: find amusing pictures on the internet that are vaguely related to the compo and post them on the messageboard
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Did you find this?

Also: hello the lovely mr. horrible!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Hello the lovely Dutch Inventor!
I did, indeed, find this. And I think it should win the compo.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# I think you may be right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# can we get this to the top of the popular images page please
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:24, archived)
# I clicked "I like this and I think it should win the compo"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
# God I wish that were a real button
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Christ says you all better click that post, oooooh yeah brother.
oooooh yeah brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Christofied!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)
# ahhhahhhah Jesus Christ with a folding chair
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# I found this old movie clip and I think it should win the compo.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# You found that. I think it should win the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# You're a fucking dickhead. Contact me for details.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
# you are the unforgiven one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:19, archived)
# At least Moggy(Dave) made Her(his) own stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# YOU WANNA START SOMETHING!?!?!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Actually I think it's time I came out of the closet:
I am actually Moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# And I was Moggy, too
For a bit.

But now I'm Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Yeh man, thanks for the backup while I was away
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# I did no such thing!
Oh, I see what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
# i'm jane
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# But in this chaotic mile-a-minute world, aren't we ALL Moggy?
/pretentiousbullshitblog
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
#
god i hope not
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:43, archived)
# I did wake up covered in blood with a pineapple peeler in my hand
but I'm sure it's unrelated.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# No, we're not!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Mauling with textures and... stuff.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Cockrings of the Future IV: Cog of Glory
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:35, archived)
# four hairs per ball please. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
# I knew I'd forgotten something.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Gears of ball
Starring Marcus Penis
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
# does this have any bearing on the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Just keeping the chat rolling along smoothly
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)
# ah! this must be the new robocog film they're making!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# what alogait alugir alojari, how did you make it?
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Cinema4D.
An array of tapered cubes for the cog teeth, 2 short cylinders, and an array of spheres. Textured with metal and chrome, and a HDRI skylight was added for good measure.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Very nice, which software you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:42, archived)
# XD 4 eva in are shitcox xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:52, archived)
# :3 You good friend!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:56, archived)
# i got my hopes up for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Cinema4D.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Ooh, hoped it would be something free
Anyone have any recommendations of free software? (other than download it on torrent lolol)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Blender.
Its a pain in the ass, but you can get things done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Cheers, will take a look
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
# ^ What he said
I love it but it's horrid to use ... to start with anyway
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Imperial Stormtrooper circlewank?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
# I didn't know they had shiny helmets.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Disraeli Gear
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Mwraaaark!
My first Pea - I feel that in some way I've 'arrived' ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Give us a kiss.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Hahaha
I've snogged worse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:27, archived)
# You promised not to tell
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Haha.
Riverghost and mediocre, up in a tree.
T.U.G.G.I.N.G.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Jealous
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Nah, I've got one of the Predaguins instead.
Feisty little bugger too, it is.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)
# She says the snowdrift... it just came alive and took him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:28, archived)
# I see what you did there...
..and I liked it! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# WARK tHe hEll aRee yoUuuuu
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Hehehe
this amuses me. Even without a beak, there's just something about the front view of fowls and penguins heads that is strangely hilarious

PS - im pea-ing this again. Not compoing it though

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
# 'king 'ell! i'm not going to feed that any bread.
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Not again, every time I open up B3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# all these things is somehow scarier
second time round

:))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
I think rob'll love that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
# That baby looks positively mortified
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Ahahahaha true
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# this is what i'll think of
when I'm trying to hold off spluffing from now on
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:19, archived)
# hahaha!!
reminds me of those ghastly posters Athena used to knock out

saves for later
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:29, archived)
# this one?
images.t-nation.com/forum_images/8/c/8c0c5_ORIG-man_and_baby.jpg
(1.618..., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:38, archived)
# nooooo!!
so it was L'Enfant?!

hehe that brings back some memories :))

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# I like this
It appears that I've been working out instead of spending 20 years not moving infront of the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Ha
and excellent Shoppery too.

Take a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)
# THIS IS HAPPENING! JUMP ON THE SATIRE BUS CUNTS!

chuff chuff fucking chuff
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)
# What happened to the pig?
Andrew could have been the filling in a Pig/Andrew/David sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Pork and a good stuffing.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:10, archived)
# My bain killers have just kicked in full stength
So at aloss to say anyhting clever, I'll just add the word CRACKLING
and fall off my chair.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# What did bain ever do to you? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:35, archived)
# I think I recognise the artwork
Did you, by any chance, work on the 'Alan Probe: Amateur Surgeon' Flash games for Adult Swim? Because those were both brilliant. The second one, in particular, is a massive improvement for the first.
(User #86772, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Yes
Yes I did.
Give me work!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
# SATIRE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
# this is like Alice stepping through the Black Mirror
And realising that Newswipe is a much better idea than writing screenplays.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# That's not satire
that is a compelling portrayal of 21st century politics.


Lawyers will hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
# you are a satirical genius
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] WwOoOoFf!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Animed
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Neargh!
The horror. The horror.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Everything seems to be in order here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Have a spowl!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:42, archived)
# this fucking scares me
its the whole flash photography, darkened top of the shot thing, combined with the hand proximity, and its eerily calm demeanour
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:48, archived)
# BLOOOOOOD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# awww
he's cute :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:23, archived)
# YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Rhythm


Rhythm (from Greek ῥυθμόςā€”rhythmos, "any regular recurring motion, symmetry"[1]) may be generally defined as a "movement marked by the regulated succession of strong and weak elements, or of opposite or different conditions."[2] This general meaning of regular recurrence or pattern in time may be applied to a wide variety of cyclical natural phenomena having a periodicity or frequency of anything from microseconds to millions of years.
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:45, archived)
# like some nightmarish 4 cylinder engine
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:47, archived)
# hehe , hope we dont see
internal combustion version
(Zoidaroid, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Suck, squeeze, bang, blow
(Anti Oxen lurks because he has no 'shopping skills., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
# THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE RDLI THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:51, archived)
# The pope?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# apparently it's THE POPE!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Fisting like a pope!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Look a little closer...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
# RDLI 4EVA!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:33, archived)
# this happened
(Zoidaroid, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:52, archived)
# CAPTAIN, HE IS AGAIN ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)
# How I missed that!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Captain, he is again touching all time the choirboys!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Looks great! But he looks a little lonely. Where are his childrens?
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Meh. needs moar smoking Obama.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# IT IS THE SECOND COMING
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# plates
(Zoidaroid, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Mmmm hammy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Oh, waiter, I asked for my foot medium-rare!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Ugh - thats horrible - the flaky effect is proper nasty.
But feet are cute...?

Ah - you didnt compo it. Good lad *pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# feet aint cute
they're schtinky

(Zoidaroid, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:45, archived)
# holy fuck
that is minging
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# that is disturbing
Well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Oh fuck I feel sick
Nicely though a!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# nomnomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
# O PLS NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Gak!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# That looks a little rotten
you could say.. feetid
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:41, archived)
# could but maybe shouldn't
just maybe...?
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# looks painful
could use some cracked heel creem!!

not sure i'd enjoy the smell of that frying either
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] I've been playing in Stoke on Trents sewers


And an unshopped pic


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Why is it always underground in your images?
Are you some sort of 'urban Gollum'?
Nice sewer baby
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)
# it's really peaceful underground
but it can be a bit smelly
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# I was thinking that as I was looking through them on FB
must be some interesting shit down there /o\
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)
# yeah found a poo processor today
the gravestones were the strangest find
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# have you ever seen a ghost train or a river of slime?
WIIIIINNNNSTOOONNNNNNNN!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# I've seen an abandoned train and a river of poops :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:47, archived)
# the bottom one is spacey



(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# That gory bit is from dead space 2, isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# yah
i tried remaking the scene with marty feldmans face but the camera moves so much, i had to keep skewing new layers and stuff. fuck it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Looks like it.
And it was one of the few moments in the game that made me wince.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:29, archived)
# this is one of the greatest things ever created
you should save all the html for this and put it on a blog with your other multi-fucks
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)
# thanks
i made a thumblr and was uploading gifs but gave up, it's full of little gimps posting shite they didn't make. i might make a new blog though.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# I think you should, these multi-gubbins must be preserved!
(Updating a blog can be a fucking hassle, but since you is Javierl Nogis, I'm sure you'll beep boop bogis)

Ta la
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# aye, i have one with some music uploaded, haven't added to it in yonks
i'm waiting for the pigs to kick me door in and arrest me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)
# very
unusual = cool
(Zoidaroid, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
# it's pretty much mindpiss
but it works my grey matter
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# This is all kinds of ace.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)
# The second picture is great
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Thanks
the wife wouldn't let me back in the house till I stripped because of the smell
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Nice pics that man!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# scary baby
bottom pic is the view of a shotgun cartridge
(Zoidaroid, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)
# The sewers of Stoke are qualitatively on a par with the city itself.
Aesthetically, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Don't be so sarcastic!
There's far more shit on the streets of Stoke than in these sewers.
(xaer0mancer, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Oops. I think I just made an ugly thing more cute.......
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# I've always thought David Guest has a very meme-friendly face
but he never seems to have been popular here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# As I've just learned..........................
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)
# he looks *almost* cute from here :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
# giddy as a schoolboy
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] hoos a cutesie ickle babba den?
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHH
That is genuinely fucking disturbing!

The mouth looks like a fanny, and the eyes are subtle, but wrong. Its a 'feasible' ugly, like they found some mutant baby in china or something.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
#
fanny is such a great word...when used properly mind, not in the utterly wrong american way
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# what IS the 'mouth' anyway?
Some sort of bird mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
#
you were right first guess....
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)
# The mouth is a gaping fanny?!? I admire your audacity.
PS - its the wrong way round. HE FUCKING LOVES HAVING A FANNY MOUTH!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
#
google "gaping hairy cunt" for the source.... you may require the mind bleach...
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# *chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Breast fed?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Oh god...............................that's horrible :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:03, archived)
# scary stuff
(Zoidaroid, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# oh fuck!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:25, archived)
# COOCHIE FUCKING COO
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# wrong != ugly

Also, wrong. And wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Sorry. TJ. Played with it for a couple more hours(oh stop giggling) and finally happy with it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# I just spazzed back to look at the old one
It looks no different ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Same image name, one sec...
www.b3tards.com/u/283fdfca828f6e57501e/ttmbborig.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
# That deserves its own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# HELP ME, I'M TURNING INTO THIS MAN
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# HALP, I'M A YAM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)
# ah, a partner in fuck. hello.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# SHAKE, RATTLE(HEAD) AND FUCK
(hai)

I made this last night, it's funny
www.b3ta.com/board/10686072
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# just needed to get this shit out of my system, 3 birds with the one fuck and all that nonsense
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
# this is like some beautiful malformed dream
ed: I particularly like the incest rape mutant jape
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)
#
it's rayman's spaz cousin, lolz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)
# 1010 WINS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)
# nice recall jape, i like his little chicken leg
y'know richter does the voice of sam fisher from splinter cell, juz sayin'
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
# ha, yes
I had a dabble on one of them and I thought, fuck me, that's Richter.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:03, archived)
# How are you gonna smell?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# like spudtumour
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Isn't that near mordor?
Just passed the all night kebab van.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# yeah
armies of them horrible green chips that have been cooked in oil that needs changing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Chillis Horse?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)
# battered sausage surely!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# like
this bleargh
(Zoidaroid, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:48, archived)
# sweet!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# the fonz!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 1:08, archived)
# Cute things Ugly??


(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Charming.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Nicely done! Is that your wee bairn?
I dunno - you can call it Rover, but call the dog something cliched like fifi. Doris. Ethel - i dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# no idea, the wife got fat and 9 months later
it just appeared, follows us around asking to be fed most times. Keeps finding its way back when I leave it in the park too

EDIT: Fifi's not bad actually
cheers btw!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# What do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
# hmm
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:24, archived)
# what kind of name is that for a dog?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
# a thoughtful one
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# blair?
/liddlebitofpoliticsladiesandgennlemen
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
# oof!, get in
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)
# second image is clearly a flounce
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# like father........
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........šŸ«„, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
# NOT WHAT I WAS IMPLYING
before it all kicks off :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# I've yet to flounce despite having a special dress made for the occasion
been on the receiving end of the flouncer a few times though
I think I'm up to expert level at dodging toys thrown from the virtual pram these days ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:46, archived)
# good idea for an image challenge
bring b3ta flounces to life, WHAT WOULD THE CONSEQUENCES BE?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# although i imagine it would be fucking rife with hulk images
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Polly
do I win a prize ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
# bit less bird
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Lady Gaga
It's the nose.....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# It's obviously called Frunobulax
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Have a....erm...I dunno what it is....
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# yay for flying things
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I was quite impressed that the ginger one can fly Apache gunships now
Jammy bugger - i wanna do that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
#
impressed afraid.

They're going to avenge their mother's death and take out the paparazzi.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
# "Take out the paparazzi"
And this is bad how, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# ive got this in my head now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1N_jkgv3vw
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# It's hard to go wrong them really..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Concurrence
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
# woo
yay and hooplah!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a baby Cobraffe...
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# you'd be fucked if you climbed a tree to escape?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:08, archived)
# I've always hated shopping giraffes
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Oh. I appear to have turned into a 'Guess Who' Character.
(iammoog Jumps In De Line and Rocks His Body In Time, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
# *Narrows eyes*
He's a worrisome one that Richard, out of all the gw heads I always had my suspicions about him..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
# "he was always so polite when he was in the carpentry store, always smiling when buying those saws"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# has he got brown eyes?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Does he look like a bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Yes

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Does he look like a granny rapist?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Does he live at Worthy Farm, Somerset?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Do his balls hang low?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Can he swing them to and fro?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Can he tie them in a knot?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Can he tie them in a bow?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Can he throw them over his shoulder?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Like a continental soldier?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# DO HIS BALLS ...
HANG ...

LOW???
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)
# And after all that, we still haven't had an answer :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
# There are no easy answers.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Why do we never get an answer, when we're knocking at the door?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# this 3D image is crap
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Ha ha, Jesus Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
# oh no... i look better...
(iammoog Jumps In De Line and Rocks His Body In Time, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# oh no... i look better...
(iammoog Jumps In De Line and Rocks His Body In Time, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Hahaha well played
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:28, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)
# OH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)

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