A bit later than usual because I ...err... forgot.
Vote on the following:
Random Acts of Evil: As a contrast to the present QotW, has anybody been victim to somebody being a total twuntcake to you with no apparent reason?
Before they were famous: Did you know somebody pre-fame? Spill.
Kitchen disasters: I once managed to set fire to a potato, says subby. Can anyone do any better than that?
Different at home: Subby says "I once shared an office with a very shy and quiet temp who turned out to be the official coach for a national Turkish weightlifting champion. Ever spent years alongside someone very unassuming, only to find out that their home life is exotic and/or stalky?
Keeping this open for an hour or so, and vote will close the minute I've had my egg and chips
(ScaryduckLIKES EGG,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:20,
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:22,
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not voting, but, what about "annoying technological things that are so fiddly and irritating you want to smash the thing up that the fiddly thing is supposed to be happening on"?
edit: well, kitchen disasters is doing well isn't it?
(Stupid GetatronTransform into the timestamp,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:30,
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Fuck right off.
Acts of evil should never be 'random'. PROPER evil like what we USED to have is ALWAYS carefully, meticulously even, PLANNED. And PLOTTED. And SCHEMED. and thwarted in the last 20 minutes CURSE YOU 007! *Shakes fist*
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:41,
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ha
(Stupid GetatronTransform into the timestamp,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:42,
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You can repost about how you steal from work emvee, you thieving gyppo
(Light In Chainsmaker of the ikea sofa,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:44,
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I was at school with someone who's now on tv quite a bit
but I'm not going to post about them because they might google themselves and think, "hang on, I haven't spoken to this person in years and they are writing about me on the internet and it makes me feel a bit odd really".
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:42,
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They met in woodwork class
Peter would often ask if Rob had a screwdriver or hammer he could borrow. The woodwork teacher, Miss Jones, was never seen again.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:49,
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yourself
(Paster of Muppetsis an incredible screen name,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:42,
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^
(Stupid GetatronTransform into the timestamp,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:51,
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Patrick Moore
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:00,
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Patrick Stewart
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:02,
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Patrick the Starfish
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:03,
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Am I getting warmer?
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:06,
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Rolf Harris
Why don't you tell us but spoonerise the name or something, then they wouldn't be able to self-google it?
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:16,
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RDLI HAKKIS
in this case
(MonocromaticoLady Godiva's horse,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:19,
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He's dead
How could he google himself?
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:24,
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Crime Watch FTW!
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:43,
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Not telling you which way to vote
but. EEEEEEEEvil
(ScaryduckLIKES EGG,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:28,
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Come join b3ta on the Dark Side together we can rule the universe!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:31,
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yeah, watch that evil bar shoot up
typical!
(Stupid GetatronTransform into the timestamp,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:33,
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about 30% very famed
(Stupid GetatronTransform into the timestamp,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:42,
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I clicked 'Kitchen Disasters' because I wanted to know what colour bar it was.
Imagine my disappointment to find it was just a slightly different shade of green. Cunt.
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:59,
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What the fuck, now it's red all of a sudden?
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:01,
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How am I supposed to base my choice of QOTW topic on bar colours if you keep changing the bloody colours?
FFS
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:01,
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these people may as well run the american elections
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:37,
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ha ha
(Stupid GetatronTransform into the timestamp,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:01,
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I made this.... \ oOOo / - WOO!!
EDIT: It's an adult male Pseudeuophrys lanigera ☺
Just looped a few frames from an HD macro video I shot on my phone of this little jumping spider. I uploaded the full video to YouTube, I'll post the URL on the links board if anyone is interested in seeing the whole thing.
(Captain Fat SparrowShiverin' ya timbers since 1979,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:00,
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that's grand
such a lovely little fella
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:05,
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Tiny spider, gigantic file
(MonocromaticoLady Godiva's horse,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:05,
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only just under a meg =)
(macroscian(1 like),
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:10,
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the zebra spider. salticus scenicus. they don't build webs. they are hunting spiders. if you ever meet one, check out their telescopic eye movements!
(Stupid GetatronTransform into the timestamp,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:09,
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Ooo... didn't know that.
(Troutman RoflcocksA glass of port... don't mind if I do.,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:11,
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And they're officially cuter than kittens.
Yes.
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:14,
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that's official
(Stupid GetatronTransform into the timestamp,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:16,
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It's not a Zebra Spider....
It didn't have the distinctive black & white chevrons and it wasn't the industrialised black version. I'm not sure which species it is, possibly Marpissa muscosa or Macaroeris diligens as they have similar markings and characteristics. I may have to email a photo to the British Arachnological Society to see if they can identify it.
(Captain Fat SparrowShiverin' ya timbers since 1979,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:38,
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apologies. my mistake. of course, i didn't get to see the abdomen - the genus must be in the same ball park from what i am seeing though. let me know the results from the spider society if possible. thanks
(Stupid GetatronTransform into the timestamp,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:53,
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Sure I'll let you know, they've helped me identify a spider in the past and are usually quite quick to get back to you.
(Captain Fat SparrowShiverin' ya timbers since 1979,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:57,
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thanks. this thread? uh. bad spider pun. sorry
(Stupid GetatronTransform into the timestamp,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:02,
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I'll stick it on the web somewhere...
Sorry, another bad spider joke :3 Yeah, I'll stick it on here.
(Captain Fat SparrowShiverin' ya timbers since 1979,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:15,
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only just read this. brill! ha ha
(Stupid GetatronTransform into the timestamp,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:51,
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I've received an email back from the British Arachnological Society.....
(Troutman RoflcocksA glass of port... don't mind if I do.,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:37,
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I didn't get any troll candy....................................................................oh no!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:32,
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Hahahaha! I like this.
:D
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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I made it for Dave.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:37,
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yes. v. disappointing no troll candy
(Stupid GetatronTransform into the timestamp,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:19,
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I'm not bitter though.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:24,
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Hurrah! Beard is a home for rude man.
OK if I roast this here? This happens to be my favourite of my own images.
(Photoshop Bitch2014 edition,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:54,
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His Mum was cute but hirsute.
They've been joined since birth!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:00,
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And here's me, thinking only Brian Blessed was born with a beard.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:05,
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joined at the chin
(Stupid GetatronTransform into the timestamp,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:19,
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Sadly they grew apart as they got older.
nyuk nyuk nyuk!!!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:23,
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how hatstand
also, can i drop this here? i'm a bit late for the old sequential art thing down below, and i think i'm going a good way towards making it acceptable even to people who don't like anthropomorphised animals. jj should be thanking me, really
sorry to obviate, but is this a reference to the faux "artiness" of the deviant art site? again. as much as this site can be incredibly annoying, this versus deviantart - no contest
(Stupid GetatronTransform into the timestamp,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:00,
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(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:02,
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The last one is the best one ever.
Out of all the ones he's done. Every single one of them. Out of every freaking comic he's ever done is what I'm getting at. All of them...this is the best one.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:08,
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:)
sorry for stealing your idea. i'll make people fart in them more often again in the future... this was mine from the other day b3ta.com/board/10691449
mod edit: sorry was a little large so I optimised it for you
Thanks Mr or Mrs Mod. I'd meant to post a linked still like my original post in Dec but instead I was an idiot forgot and caused holy hell on the boards sorry!
(keoCOCKS COCKS COCKS,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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(keoCOCKS COCKS COCKS,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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The finger wave-type-thing just after the moustache is applied...
... complete with the smile/grin... it's rather unnerving.
(Troutman RoflcocksA glass of port... don't mind if I do.,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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Nicely
Now I'm going to have to *click* this one as well
(Van Da Graphis sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:42,
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You look like Jimi Goodwin from Doves with the beard
(ERG1008is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:56,
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I've had far worse "You look like...."s
(keoCOCKS COCKS COCKS,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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Rather marvellous
Have you thought about licensing this to Gillette? You could make a fortune with the Mach4 Finger.
(Raving Homasecsyouallthe hours are good but the work sucks,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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Nah, Gilette would want to release a new version every year that does nothing other than add another finger. It wouldn't make it actually cut any better but they'd stop selling the refills for the normal hands so fuck you consumer!
(keoCOCKS COCKS COCKS,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:06,
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(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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Arrrgghhh
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:35,
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(JollyJack- a stench from the past,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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In this universe
are cows animals, or anthro-titwomen?
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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just count the tits on a cow man, that's a lot of tits
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:01,
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It's just that the squirrel/woman hybrid thing with tits is scaled up to human size
so would an anthro-cow/woman hybrid thing with tits be increased in size by a similar ratio? or would it be scaled down to human size? If Pluto is Mickey's dog, what sort of animal is Goofy?
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:05,
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Giant fucking cows with giant fucking tits
fucking.
(SpleepShit, or get off the internet.,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:06,
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In which case
that's some weird fucking show she's watching
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:06,
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Its a niche market, really.
(SpleepShit, or get off the internet.,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:11,
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(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:07,
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it keeps directing me to this "collected curios" website
frankly, I'm terrified to click
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:09,
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yes, I noticed a number of images in the JJ Humanism style
:)
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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I have to wonder what they all eat in the SA universe as well
is the cat/woman hybrid thing a carnivore? Does she eat sexy mice with tits? Afterwards, does she use toilet paper or her own tongue to wipe the shit from her arse?
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:13,
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who can tell
might even use hand grenades to get those tagnuts out that put up a fight
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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you're thinking about this far too much.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:24,
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and the more I think about it, the more horrific it seems
so here's some peurile filth instead
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:26,
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(discomeatsThis canoe,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:31,
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Scarlet's half horse?
Who knew?
(JollyJack- a stench from the past,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:35,
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That's a vinegar strokes face if ever I saw one
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:46,
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Bloody hell
That'll blow her face off!
(Extinct Jesus Dossier"...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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It's a fair question.
I think it's like Humans and apes. We're not descendent, we share a common ancestor, never invite our very distant cousins to dinner parties and don't feel threatened by the presence of said cousins.