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[challenge entry] Swan!

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# noice
and a good enough excuse for this
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# It was the swan all along!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# No playing along with the minor film quotes? K.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:26, archived)
# It's yourself!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Nice work.
*click*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The other definition.


(to de-RIS, she is a Merkin Loony Party ex-presidential challenger. Her husband there is named Marcus... he picks out her clothing.)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
# The cavewoman look is totally in, this season.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# The sauce for the fuzz
is a somewhat famous person - any guesses?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
# There's a touch of the Russell Crowe about it, but I'm no expert.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:47, archived)
# think
slightly funnier.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Beardlapse
made this one a while ago. still have a bag of his beard pubes
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:47, archived)
# That's some epic beard
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
#
How long was you in quantum bay for?
How did you escape?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:04, archived)
# transporter
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
# awww, if only you'd ignored the FAQ and made it 5 times bigger it could have been at the top of the image challenge popular page
:(

Also, that is an epic beard
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
# It's fp'd now.
Clearly 2mb animations are the way to go.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)
# ahh
now I know where i'm going wrong!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:08, archived)
# right, all fucking rules are dead, I'm doing whatever the fuck I like now
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Cor, top beardage!

I guess this is as good a place as any for this self portrait
Of wolf and man
(cfb)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:09, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Arf! :)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
# hahahah
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Classic.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:27, archived)
# :D
compo it! (with a credit to smearballs *edit -although his tag is obviously there)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
# indeed
trumped it!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Well done!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# awesome!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Thanks for the inspiration.
*finger guns*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Sending it to him!1
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Haha, compo it :-)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:59, archived)
# that's neat!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
#
Inspired! \o/
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Anthrax! Ham radio! And liquor!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] waxin down our surfbeards, cant wait for joo-oon
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
#
pet guinness!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
A bit later than usual because I ...err... forgot.

Vote on the following:

Random Acts of Evil: As a contrast to the present QotW, has anybody been victim to somebody being a total twuntcake to you with no apparent reason?

Before they were famous: Did you know somebody pre-fame? Spill.

Kitchen disasters: I once managed to set fire to a potato, says subby. Can anyone do any better than that?

Different at home: Subby says "I once shared an office with a very shy and quiet temp who turned out to be the official coach for a national Turkish weightlifting champion.
Ever spent years alongside someone very unassuming, only to find out that their home life is exotic and/or stalky?






Keeping this open for an hour or so, and vote will close the minute I've had my egg and chips
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)
#
not voting, but, what about "annoying technological things that are so fiddly and irritating you want to smash the thing up that the fiddly thing is supposed to be happening on"?

edit: well, kitchen disasters is doing well isn't it?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Fuck right off.
Acts of evil should never be 'random'. PROPER evil like what we USED to have is ALWAYS carefully, meticulously even, PLANNED. And PLOTTED. And SCHEMED.
and thwarted in the last 20 minutes
CURSE YOU 007!
*Shakes fist*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
#
ha
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# You can repost about how you steal from work emvee, you thieving gyppo
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)
# I was at school with someone who's now on tv quite a bit
but I'm not going to post about them because they might google themselves and think, "hang on, I haven't spoken to this person in years and they are writing about me on the internet and it makes me feel a bit odd really".
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# now I'm trying to work out who it is :/
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
# I'll tell you face to face
come round - bring booze.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
# after you do a bum to bum?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Ainsley Harriot
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
#
i have about twenty of these... so no way would i even contemplate yessing that s**t
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Adolf Hitler?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# he loved chemistry - never stopped fiddling with the gas taps
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)
# The cheeky git
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:36, archived)
#
oh. the nazi meme. yawn
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# You went to school with Susan Boyle?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Sean Penn
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Ian Beal
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
# How famous are they?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Ross Kemp?
Give us a clue!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# You went to school with Peter Sutcliffe?
Knew it.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# They met in woodwork class
Peter would often ask if Rob had a screwdriver or hammer he could borrow. The woodwork teacher, Miss Jones, was never seen again.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:49, archived)
# yourself
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
#
^
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Patrick Moore
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Patrick Stewart
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Patrick the Starfish
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Am I getting warmer?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Rolf Harris
Why don't you tell us but spoonerise the name or something, then they wouldn't be able to self-google it?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)
# RDLI HAKKIS
in this case
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# He's dead
How could he google himself?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)
# Crime Watch FTW!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Not telling you which way to vote
but. EEEEEEEEvil
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Come join b3ta on the Dark Side together we can rule the universe!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
#
yeah, watch that evil bar shoot up

typical!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
#
about 30% very famed
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# I clicked 'Kitchen Disasters' because I wanted to know what colour bar it was.
Imagine my disappointment to find it was just a slightly different shade of green.
Cunt.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:59, archived)
# What the fuck, now it's red all of a sudden?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
# How am I supposed to base my choice of QOTW topic on bar colours if you keep changing the bloody colours?
FFS
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
# these people may as well run the american elections
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
#
ha ha
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:01, archived)
# I made this.... \ oOOo / - WOO!!

EDIT: It's an adult male Pseudeuophrys lanigera ☺

Just looped a few frames from an HD macro video I shot on my phone of this little jumping spider.
I uploaded the full video to YouTube, I'll post the URL on the links board if anyone is interested in seeing the whole thing.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# that's grand
such a lovely little fella
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Tiny spider, gigantic file
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# only just under a meg =)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)
#
the zebra spider. salticus scenicus. they don't build webs. they are hunting spiders. if you ever meet one, check out their telescopic eye movements!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Ooo... didn't know that.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# And they're officially cuter than kittens.
Yes.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:14, archived)
#
that's official
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)
# It's not a Zebra Spider....
It didn't have the distinctive black & white chevrons and it wasn't the industrialised black version. I'm not sure which species it is, possibly Marpissa muscosa or Macaroeris diligens as they have similar markings and characteristics. I may have to email a photo to the British Arachnological Society to see if they can identify it.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
#
apologies. my mistake. of course, i didn't get to see the abdomen - the genus must be in the same ball park from what i am seeing though. let me know the results from the spider society if possible. thanks
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)
#
Sure I'll let you know, they've helped me identify a spider in the past and are usually quite quick to get back to you.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:57, archived)
#
thanks. this thread? uh. bad spider pun. sorry
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:02, archived)
# I'll stick it on the web somewhere...
Sorry, another bad spider joke :3
Yeah, I'll stick it on here.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
#
only just read this. brill! ha ha
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:51, archived)
# I've received an email back from the British Arachnological Society.....
They believe it to be an adult male Pseudeuophrys lanigera. I was surprised that it was a fully grown specimen as it was so small. Here's their page on the spider - srs.britishspiders.org.uk/portal.php/p/Summary/s/Pseudeuophrys+lanigera
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Yaay! :D
Spidey!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)
#
don't know what this one is, but don't think i will be checking out the eye movements too long
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Why's it got spunk on its cheek?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:48, archived)
#
it's crying its masculinity out
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# HD macro video on your phone?
we truly live in the future.

Sadly a future where HD macro video phones cost about 10p and a loaf of bread a billion pounds mind you.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Hi Rob
I wish it was 10p but I can be happy I didn't pay a loaf for it :3
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Oh Hai!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)
# THIS IS THE BESTEST THREAD ON B3TA THAT THERE EVER WAS.
There is none better.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:51, archived)
# If you want to watch the full video...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Dave gets his heid stoved in


I wonder who suggested he stood there?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Over here too
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:59, archived)
# porage!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)
#
obviously his scottish pr man - a symbol of strength, except of course, the camerons are not a pre- 1400's clan

edit: how come you didn't animate the shot putting into his skull tho?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# "Hold still, this won't hurt... me"
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I didn't get any troll candy....................................................................oh no!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahaha! I like this.
:D

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)
# I made it for Dave.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
#
yes. v. disappointing no troll candy
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)
# I'm not bitter though.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Hurrah! Beard is a home for rude man.
OK if I roast this here?

This happens to be my favourite of my own images.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
# His Mum was cute but hirsute.
They've been joined since birth!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:00, archived)
# And here's me, thinking only Brian Blessed was born with a beard.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
#
joined at the chin
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Sadly they grew apart as they got older.
nyuk nyuk nyuk!!!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# how hatstand
also, can i drop this here? i'm a bit late for the old sequential art thing down below, and i think i'm going a good way towards making it acceptable even to people who don't like anthropomorphised animals. jj should be thanking me, really

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# I NEVER FORGIVE JOLLY JACK!..................................We just fucking archived this shit...and now we got to take it out again.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)
# NO-ONE FORGIVE EVER JOLLY JACK!
Edit: hahaha. They don't look happy about it, either.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# They're heavy and wet with tears, piss, and blood.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:18, archived)
# don't forget the spunk
if the internet's anything to go by, at least a third of all people are freakish deviants
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)
# wow...imagine that.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
#
wow! daliesque, but not shady dali
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
# cor blimey
maybe i'm a deviant myself
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:46, archived)
#
sorry to obviate, but is this a reference to the faux "artiness" of the deviant art site? again. as much as this site can be incredibly annoying, this versus deviantart - no contest
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# not on my part, at least
i just prefer the word "deviant" to "pervert"
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)
#
ok. phew. btw, with the name 'n'all, surely you should bee exploiting the spider bandwagon here?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:10, archived)
# probably but actually i'm also working quite hard at hte minute
i know it doesn't look like it, but i am...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:19, archived)
# he never does, though
[edit] some of mine that I posted t'other day
b3ta.com/board/10691437
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)
# The last one is the best one ever.
Out of all the ones he's done. Every single one of them. Out of every freaking comic he's ever done is what I'm getting at. All of them...this is the best one.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:08, archived)
# :)
sorry for stealing your idea. i'll make people fart in them more often again in the future... this was mine from the other day b3ta.com/board/10691449
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# not at all - after all I totally stole the wanking gif idea from HappyToast
I very much like that valentines one, it's perfect :)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:21, archived)
# :)
i'm wondering what he's going off to do. i'm betting on "have a sad wank"
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:47, archived)
# SANDWICH ON A PLATE
WITH TITS
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)
# WATCHING TELLY
WITH TITS
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:11, archived)
# That can't be a sandwich.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)
#
southeby's meets the b3ta art auction. no comparison
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# XD THANKS!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# A pedagogical conundrum for you...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
I had to Google that. I guess I'm more Sly than Fry.
:D

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)
# *smokes pipe*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] *woodpeckers*

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:32, archived)
# haha *heads over to Google - Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha, I had a larger version with all the frys and slys, AAAaaaaadddrrrriiiaaannn was one of the questions!
It didnt work as well as just two though
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)
# maybe Sly was actually saying Sesquipedaaaaaaaadddddddrrrrrrrrrriiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# *punches meat and talks like a retard*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# actualols
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# For some reason
I have seen every single Rocky film. And I watched Warrior the other day and thought it was better than all of them put together.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# The Warriors?
That film is epic.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Is that the one where they are all on rollerboots?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# There's one gang who wear roller boots but they all get wiped out pretty early in the film
especially as they looked about as tough as Graham Norton and Allan Carr
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Idiot! I for some reason was thinking about rollerball
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Rollerball was another classic
it's not aged well at all though and bit like Soylent Green.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# No, that one from last year about MMA
Really good fighting film, packed with cliches like Rocky but actually works.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I liked the Rocky series I think I actually saw the one with Dolph Lungren at the cinema
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Just had a look at the trailer looks pretty good
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)
# it's top!
and Tom Hardy's always good
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# WOOOOO!!
:D
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Thanks, Google.
8D
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Susan Boyle's birdy beard...

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
# I just knew it needed a daily shave.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# mmmm nose maggot.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Peter from Family Guy?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# That expression says
BUM NOTE!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# She totally rocks the pirate look.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
# awww burdies!
hope they catch their dinner soon. Baby burds get worn out so quickly :(
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:53, archived)
# shopped images only please Moley !!
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)
# End of day doodle.

Inspired by Mr Johnson's suggestion: "The fight for lumberjack supremacy."
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:07, archived)
# That's rather splendid
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Does he wear women's clothing and hang around in bars?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)
# He wishes he'd been a girlie, just like his dear papa!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Supreme Lumberjack hates Pythons.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Maybe he compensating for something
perhaps he likes to wield his big chopper in gay bars?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Jolly good jollylumberjack!
Is he sponsored by Blammo?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# You've only got wood, he's got the chopper!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Hooray!
He can't love log that much though, given that he cut the bastards down?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
# I wanted to see him fighting the other lumberjacks for supremacy. This is like it's just the last frame in the story.
*sulks*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
# You have to complete the game on at least level three to see the whole story.
/SFII blog
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Hang on there, where's his beard?!




Just kidding, I love it :)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# good lord
well there's my squildo well and truly graped.

top work JJ
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:12, archived)
# O_o
The . is fantastic once again!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] All hail the mighty beard
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
# How rare
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# O hai popular beard
I dunno about you, but do you find those decorative beards a bit shit? Like theyre not 'proper' beards?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:49, archived)
# I have a proper beard.
It's because I'm too lazy to shave. I trim it with my electric doodah from time to time but that's as far as it goes.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Same here
None of that craig david 'drawn-on' beard malarkey, or curly twisty, well maintained gubbins
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm loving Birmingham Tourist Board's new billboard ads
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)
# "bosting"?
yaow min bostin kidda
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# e duz, arrr
yowm yampy, yow am
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)
# My favourite Midlandsism is
'tararabit'
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:34, archived)
# :-D
Its a goodun.
'aar bin ye?' is bosters too.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:36, archived)
# No
that's a town in Massachusetts.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:47, archived)
# bless you
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Thank you Father
now please take your "communion wafer" out of my mouth please
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Who does your beard?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Havin' a larf?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Delboy's let himself go
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I dunno...
He's looking more lifelike every day.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] This is an otter


It has Alan Moore's hair and beard.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll leave this pea here.

click for hi-def


mod edit: sorry was a little large so I optimised it for you

Thanks Mr or Mrs Mod. I'd meant to post a linked still like my original post in Dec but instead I was an idiot forgot and caused holy hell on the boards sorry!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Oh great! Right then next comp!
*click* =]
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)
# ^this
*click as well*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
# ^me too
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# ^This
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
# You look like Noobmaster at the end!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I have the beard back now, being beardless made me sad (and cold)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Noobmaster rools OK.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# ^this& are we sure its not noobmaster?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Well, I've never seen them in the same room at the same time
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:28, archived)
# that's rather lovely
*click*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)
# If you're asking if that's where I'm from then nope, you're a few hundred miles out :)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:51, archived)
# That's brilliant!
Oh, and you oddly suit a handlebar moustache. XD *clicks*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)
# I like this.
Now do the same thing in reverse.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Ok, here we are
here we are
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# The finger wave-type-thing just after the moustache is applied...
... complete with the smile/grin... it's rather unnerving.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Nicely
Now I'm going to have to *click* this one as well
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# You look like Jimi Goodwin from Doves with the beard
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# I've had far worse "You look like...."s
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Rather marvellous
Have you thought about licensing this to Gillette? You could make a fortune with the Mach4 Finger.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Nah, Gilette would want to release a new version every year that does nothing other than add another finger. It wouldn't make it actually cut any better but they'd stop selling the refills for the normal hands so fuck you consumer!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:06, archived)
# The Gillette Deliverance
now with 6 fingers
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:59, archived)
# WIN.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha! Brilliant.
:D

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# you look like Jay from the Inbetweeners
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# that's fucking impressive compression to be under 400k
oh my mistake
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Heheh
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Whoops, forgot. When I posted it back in dec I posted it as a linked still. Eh well, I'll burn in b3ta hell & all that.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)
# 2meg?
Well you can shave but you sure as hell can't fucking read.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:07, archived)
# What does this say? (also, whoops. When I posted it before I did so as a linked still, my bad)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:51, archived)
# haha, good man
so you can read after all :)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# No I can't. You're imagining all this
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# It's the 21st century
I have a flying car and a robot butler, 2 meg is fuckall.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
#
immensely clever

edit: what i mean by that is, just trying to work out the logistics of how you did it is brain numbing
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
# It's less difficult (but more tedious) than you may think.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
#
funny and you're very cute... bravo! =]
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# You look loads better with the beard, keep it
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
# I have it back now, I only shaved it as I was in Panto
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)
#
Should have done a Cesar Romero and covered it with white face paint.

Or used this :-)
www.pinvin.com/images/viz/beard_be_back.jpg
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:38, archived)
# If only i could do this to my entire body....
Then all i would need is the KY and a suitably large vagina...

Good stuff Keo!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
# This is my biggest ever gif

And it's only 951k
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Manne Robinson...

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Ok now I would
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Oh god, i done a little bit of mouth sick
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Top shop Moleypoos
*Kerlick* :)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Expert whiskeriness
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Ah, she's had even MORE work done?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:33, archived)
# You are the missing link
goodbye.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:58, archived)
# itchy
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Beardman!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)
# DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER
STICKS IN HIS HAIR!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)
# :-D
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] She's out

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)
# oof!
hahaha.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:15, archived)
# General Grievous AICMFP
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Captain Cockbeard likes this.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# is he part of the justice beard of america?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Oh yes!
Always in the hirsute of criminals ;)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
# That's great!
:D

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Ta matey
:D
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
#
Excellent work!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)
# would
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Have
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)
# micto?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Don't call me Shirley
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Oh christ.
:D

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)
# FENTON!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Arrrgghhh
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
#

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)
# In this universe
are cows animals, or anthro-titwomen?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)
# just count the tits on a cow man, that's a lot of tits
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)
# It's just that the squirrel/woman hybrid thing with tits is scaled up to human size
so would an anthro-cow/woman hybrid thing with tits be increased in size by a similar ratio? or would it be scaled down to human size? If Pluto is Mickey's dog, what sort of animal is Goofy?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)
# Giant fucking cows with giant fucking tits
fucking.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
# In which case
that's some weird fucking show she's watching
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Its a niche market, really.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)
# This is my favourite collection of words today.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:00, archived)
# ok, I just google imaged for "sexy cow"
Don't do that at work :)


(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)
# it keeps directing me to this "collected curios" website
frankly, I'm terrified to click
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)
# yes, I noticed a number of images in the JJ Humanism style
:)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I have to wonder what they all eat in the SA universe as well
is the cat/woman hybrid thing a carnivore? Does she eat sexy mice with tits? Afterwards, does she use toilet paper or her own tongue to wipe the shit from her arse?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# who can tell
might even use hand grenades to get those tagnuts out that put up a fight
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
# you're thinking about this far too much.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)
# and the more I think about it, the more horrific it seems
so here's some peurile filth instead

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Crikey!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)
# you could break a tuba with that
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Scarlet's half horse?
Who knew?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:35, archived)
# That's a vinegar strokes face if ever I saw one
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Bloody hell
That'll blow her face off!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:05, archived)
# It's a fair question.
I think it's like Humans and apes. We're not descendent, we share a common ancestor, never invite our very distant cousins to dinner parties and don't feel threatened by the presence of said cousins.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 7:01, archived)
# Where's our drawing? Eh? EH?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)
# I'm doing one now
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
# too much info, man
oh.. you meant

oh

carry on :)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:19, archived)
# yeah! show some humanism, damn it!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Tesco ...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# You're another one.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:50, archived)
# oh well, it would damage profits if they actually paid everyone wages
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
# It does seem dumb.
Isn't most job seekers below minimum wage anyway - if so, how is it legal?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)
# it's "training"
and therefore is ultimately exempt from the minimum wage

though effectively it's a subsidised workaround for paying minimum wage.

No doubt it'll all be proven illegal in 30 years time or something like that.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:59, archived)
# A 37.5 hour week translates to £1.80 an hour for over-21s.
But you do get travel expenses paid.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)
# if they can get out of paying travel expenses
they will
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Play with my sliders
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# O_o
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Don't give me that look!
Just play with them
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
# but they might go off in my hands!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Those ads freak the shit out of me.
Turn the sound off and listen to Tool and they don't look out of place.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)
# they are shit adverts
the advertising creatives that came up with it should be shot.

they make me want to do acts of terror on wonga HQ every time i see them.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)
# calling your company "wonga" also
Wonga is a poncy word.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)
# especailly as "Wonga" got associated with the fat bloke on the Envirophone.com advert
which was released almost simultaneously
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)

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