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# For qotw.

It's about 100k so look out.

MODEDIT: Resized in HTML. Christ!
EDIT: Since it's been MODEDITTED does that count as evil?
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 7:37, archived)
# Oh noes! The Colonel's (not me) Crisy-fried Cock!
I'll invoice you for the 0.28 kb of bandwidth.

;)
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 7:45, archived)
# Cheques in the mail.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Woop!
You're a shit-load better than the fucking ATO. Those cunts have held on to my tax return for more then three months now.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Nice to meet another Upside-downer.
Cheers, Big ears & yeah fuck the ATO (eventho my sister-in-law works for them).
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:37, archived)
# I got mine back in a couple of weeks boyeah!
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)
# We claimed the spouse rebate (as we don't get family tax benefit on account of being foreign slave labour),
and they decided to audit everyone claiming it this year. Minimum 13 week delay, which has already passed. Fucksocks. Should work out to be a fair bit of money, too.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)
# the crew of ISS approve of this
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 7:55, archived)
# I think you want /talk -->
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 8:01, archived)
# Umm.
No. I don't.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:07, archived)
# How about a qotw thread?
What does it have to do with coaching a team?
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Dunno.
Was what I did evil?
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Riker, before the beard.


Looks like a tall Wesley Crusher, I think.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:48, archived)
# Now imagine them going at it on Picard's desk.
You're filth, you are.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 3:22, archived)
# I was thinking
More along the lines of every table in Ten Forward.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 4:05, archived)
# Riker going over to the replicator:
"Ten pack of king-size johnnies, please."
"I sense you're about to take me over Data's console."
"You didn't have to be an empath to see that coming, eh?"
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 6:35, archived)
# Behold my sexyness...
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/424198_292883204108431_100001602611990_821131_537658210_n.jpg
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:21, archived)
# Fixed it, wish I hadn't.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:27, archived)
# GAI
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 6:44, archived)
# did sick
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:27, archived)
# scary
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:29, archived)
# Nasty
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:56, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:03, archived)
# Tuna!
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:10, archived)
# Dude, who fed that poor snake all those LED bulbs?
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:11, archived)
# It's an electric eel
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:12, archived)
# I think I've seen enough snakes force fed light bulbs in my time to know the difference, Mothra.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:13, archived)
# It was like that when I found it
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:14, archived)
# so any ideas for /board with Spring just around the corner?
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:14, archived)
# THERE'S A TYPE OF SPRING COLLECTION JOKE I LIKE PEDRO
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:14, archived)
# I propose more rainbow dinosaurs.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:16, archived)
# They're great Mu, they really are
but I don't think it's good to post the same thing over and over.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:17, archived)
# You're right, of course. So that's settled! One dinosaur per hour mandatory mininum.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:18, archived)
# GODDAMMIT MU I MAY HAVE TO POST MY FALL FASHIONS JOKE AGAIN TO RESTORE ORDER
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:20, archived)
# The seasonal appeal of the fall fashions joke could really lighten this moment up.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:23, archived)
# You know, it really does have seasonal appeal.
And it's the type of fall fashions joke that could really lighten up moments such as this one.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:26, archived)
# THIS IS THE TYPE OF FALL FASHIONS JOKE MU WAS REFERRING TO

I think when people realize how it can really lighten up moments such as this one, it will gain greatly in popularity.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:27, archived)
# It's funny because Fall is a common term for Autumn, and it shows pictures of models falling over!
I can see this joke really gaining in popularity over the coming months.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:30, archived)
# omgicantstoplaughing
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 4:14, archived)
# Better believe it...
I hardly ever post on /board; and I have to be honest, whenever I see this type of Fall Fashion Joke, it makes me want to sing.

That's why I'm lending support to this type of seasonal Fall Fashion Joke.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 7:58, archived)
# Although, the one on the top right is just doing a really fierce dance.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:34, archived)
# I think it's the Hakka.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:43, archived)
# This is really forward thinking of you, Mothra, as it adds international appeal to help boost the already rising popularity of this type of Fall Fashions joke.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:45, archived)
# I may have to include your analysis when I start my Fall Fashions blog, Mu.
You've brought a level of intellectual rigour to this type of fall fashions joke that can only help it gain in popularity.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 3:04, archived)
# Fall is fast approaching in the southern hemisphere
so this is just the type of fall fashions joke which will soon be rising in popularity in Australia, Brazil and the intellectually rigorous scientific research stations of Antarctica.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 3:40, archived)
# I wish.
Too hot and humid to go out for the trip we'd planned.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 3:54, archived)
# I think it is really important to highlight the difference in languages between the UK (where you live) and the USA (Where YOU, MOFAHA live).
I mean in the country called England (where you live) they call it Autumn but in the USA they say Fall (mofaha if you are reading this then I should highlight that the USA (United States of America) is the country you live in) so there is this big joke around "Fall" fashions (as in they are falling over but also that autumn thing).

I forsee a rapid rise in the popularity of this joke
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)
# *yawn*
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 3:54, archived)
# fuck, dude, NO!
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 4:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's how bored mofaha's fall fashion (so-called) joke has made me.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 4:09, archived)
# I'm gonna fuck off now because you guys are so fucking boring.
Bye friends! o/
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 4:23, archived)
# So I think what you're saying is,
it's rapidly gaining in popularity?
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 4:35, archived)
# later, shithead
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 4:59, archived)
# FLOUNCE
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 6:44, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 7:13, archived)
# velut luna statu variabilis
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:36, archived)
# I love this so much
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
# I'd fuck you in the ass.
With a machete.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:33, archived)
# I wish I was special.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:38, archived)
# those shampoos are fucking, nsfw
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:41, archived)
# they're just spooing
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:42, archived)
# that green one looks a bit fat, probably the chick
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:47, archived)
# His tattoo is like the design on your tie in your profile pic.
Is it some kind of love pact thing?
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:55, archived)
# A suicide one? Please say yes.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:01, archived)
# My tats are bigger and better.
My tits are too.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 3:57, archived)
# hahahaha you homosexual dog you
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:37, archived)
#
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
# I lost a great deal of money in the Jenga Crash of 2008
and a great deal of self esteem.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:11, archived)
# hahaha!!
class ;)
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:34, archived)
# That's a very small penis he's got.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Interesting wrap-around kitchen though

(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:42, archived)
# Detachable, too. If somewhat blocky.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:07, archived)
# ladies love a piccolo..
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:29, archived)
# would you tuck this back in for me
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:54, archived)
# I'll knock all that shit down.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 3:55, archived)
# Hahaha nice one!
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Have some TOAP.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:43, archived)
# This qualifies as excellent.
In America there is a racist term "Spick" which means to spit whilst sucking dick, which Asian people so when your cock tastes 'foul'. I have had some spick-slavers in my time. Although in fairness, they were the worst of all that I ever had. And I have had slavers from three people.

One of them claimed a Falklands heritage. Though they say "love is blind", I was just grateful for the attention my penis was getting. For five years, almost. Though, in fairness, the penis attention died out after the first few months. But I still appreciated the Kraft Cheesy Pasta.

I am only joking. That word is really a racist term for Latin American. I can't understand why you would be racist about those chaps. Everyone from there knows how to suck a cock. But forget those Asians. *racisizes*

Though in fairness to them, they have smaller cunts.

You know what? I was looking in the mirror today, and I thought, 'my goodness, are my ears getting bigger [on topic], or is it just the haircut I just got?' Then I thought of my grandfathers large ears. And as I was running on that treadmill I started to wonder. Is she really warming up/stretching out, or is that just an attempt to force an erection upon me. But being of an age where that would require an asserted effort, I observed and I am pretty sure she was undulating independent of my ego.

/whiskey
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:48, archived)
# dude, take more or take less of the tablets, but not the same amount that has led to this
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:10, archived)
# I was thinking about taking them
but now I am unsure. They are actually for back pain, but - my back isn't depressed any more.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# crap kraft dinner
youtu.be/nP0I664h9rY

(the video is a bit distracting btw)
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:17, archived)
# I have now seen that.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:20, archived)
# sorry
couldn't find a simple uploady thing :)

(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:23, archived)
# Youtube is a fantastic uploady thing
unless you are trying to upload good will, in which case try bitorrent

Edit: OOOOOoooh. I was a retro-contra-bassist at one point. Then I realised in the future they would look like that, still be really awkward to carry, and girls would still prefer the guitarists, so I changed to piccolo. Ladies love a piccolo.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:28, archived)
# also soundcloud just for sounds :))
i really like synthesisers..
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:31, archived)
# aww, i saw 2 videos by this person then found out that there were only 2 :/
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)
# You see, in its infancy, I was indifferent to this post.
As it expanded, I grew to love it.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:20, archived)
#
If I wasn't drunk, and you wern't so alpha, I would hug you.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:30, archived)
# I think it should be made into a film.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Spock with a beard?
Impossible.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 7:50, archived)
# This has got to win.
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Indiana comes out of retirement.
I couldnt get this outta my head.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# That scans
and now it is out of your head!

Yay!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Its love is all you think about
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] He's got his hair on upside down
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)
# ahaha
He is so cool with it the other way round. When will the world learn.

The amount of times I have thanked this guy whilst he was almost running me over, I can't enumerate.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# With his beard on upside down
it's as if a mad scientist has cross bred Bernard Bresslaw and Jedward
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:24, archived)
# I wouldn't trust a man man whose name was an anagram of
"Aha Evils Mice"
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Evil Mices!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:43, archived)
# doh!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# or even
semi via leach
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:43, archived)
# RATS LIVE ON NO EVIL STAR
/palindrome enthusiast blog
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Are you Dmitri Martin?
edit: Yes, I hate extra vowels.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I wasn't really a palindrome enthusiast.
But, after that, I think I am. Weird that I'd never heard of that before.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:01, archived)
# WOW that is awesome
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Sound advice.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# i drew some skelingtons

(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Yes, you did.
I like them.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Are they praying?
Homo Deliverus
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)
# *wolf whistles*
Those are some hips!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)
# Praying to their boney god.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:45, archived)
# oooook
nice :))
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:58, archived)
# mighty pelvic thrust
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 4:05, archived)
# Nice one Mongy
* Although I think you may have gone a git far with the knife this time?
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 6:43, archived)
# yeehaww!!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Nick Cave?
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# why yes! ... yes it is
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Yes, after having his face ironed flatter.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
# mebbe I like this one better -- it's amazng what a bit of a hairdo change does to this girl's face
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Eeek a REAL Gonk
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# you :)
;)
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Sexeh!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Never post this again.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 4:13, archived)
# ...and if you act now!...
Bonus high quality GNOPS!! excpet no subsitute
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
# I endorse this thread.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
# errrrmmm.......
didn't we agree about this
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:41, archived)
# about what
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:46, archived)
# wtf
cat :D
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# What is wrong with you?
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 4:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Beard moles: tricky blighters to deal with.

(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Yay for beard moles!

(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
# i wouldn't get my mouth near that thing
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# aww.
Hello little fell....AARGH!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
# i saw his shadow
6 more weeks of infidel
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Their beards always point away from the sun, have you noticed?
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# not until you pointed it out..
very nice.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Space Beards!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:17, archived)
# Ermmmmm, wellllll .......
yep.
Still would.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:18, archived)
# What? This was meant to be down there v
Oops
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
# So, for anyone just joining us and wondering
what the hairy eleven shades of fuck is going on,
too late I'm afraid.
:@ )
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)
# is that Jade Goodone?
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Nope. Whozat?
(I've moved the picture down)
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:33, archived)
# ooh, nice!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Beer beard



(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Makes biting your lip more enjoyable.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# What's the capacity?
my wife's birthday is coming up
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Wow I like this.
Lovely work and hypnotic
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# lovely glans!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# cosmic
paramecium :)
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Good evening.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# scaring crows
serious business
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# His life changed the day he got offered a job in the big city,
scaring pigeons in Trafalgar Square.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:34, archived)
#
Decker?
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# something appeared from far away
 
is it here for breakfast
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I might as well post some beards while I'm here...
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Dave Grohl?
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Noseless bastard!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Actual lol.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# You clearly have a fine body of work here.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:29, archived)
# No armpit beard
so this one failed
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
#
Hahaha! Awesome :D
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# Superb!
*click*
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Keep going... almost... there...
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
#
I love all of these
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Aw dude, you made it go back in.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)
# hi mu
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:28, archived)
# wtf
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I still bet she prefers carrots, apples and sugarcubes.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Whoa!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:39, archived)
# awesome anim btw
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# She's fun on a date.
So cute. So fuzzy.

Haha.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
#
fluffy Fuzzy!!!!

(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Hahah;D
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:41, archived)
# hello there, mr sock
do you want a biscuit?
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# He's quite partial to custard creams.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Yikes!
/o O\
\ == /
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)
# snake? ...snake?

...snaaaaaaaaaaaake!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA?!
Nice work, this :) *clicks*
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
#
ta :)
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# SIT FUCKING AMET!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# consectetur cocking adipisicing elit!
breathe deary
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# sed do bloody eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore fucking et dolore magna aliqua!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# huh
i always assumed that was just some randomised balls

nice to know
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:13, archived)
# It's like starting off a sentence but never getting to
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# purple monkey dishwasher
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
# I like this...
* Clicks
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# :)
thank you
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Snaaaaake, it's a snake it's a snake.
lovely ms morbo
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Nice twisty arts here
*clicks*
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Purple trouser snakes?
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# This is nice
but I wanted a click for biiig :(
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
#
pffft, still doesn't look like a papercut, i need to get a half-decent camera so i can take pictures of them.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# ^^this
are you a camera phonist! Fnarr!
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)
# & would look nice
on the b3ta auction page link too :)
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:04, archived)
# SNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKE!
lovely.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SNAEKS
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# You'd think every once in a while, he'd just go "Ah, snake."
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
#
:D
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Ssssssssssssssoopah!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Nice :)
snakes
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# danku
eggs as well
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:18, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Looks way more fun than the usual way
and easier to sniff the arse of the person in front, so double win.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# His problems just keep on escalating.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Until he drops out of the picture altogether.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# i don't think he'd quite grasped
the gravity of the situation..
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:49, archived)
# This just in...
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# This is based on true events :D
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
#
Haha :D
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:29, archived)
# The only reason she has big hair
is to hide the horns sticking out of her head.

/decenthumanbeingblog
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# is this funny?
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# No idea.
It's definitely daft, but humour is a subjective choice based on a willing social interaction entered into largely by consenting parties, functioning to reinforce social bonds in ways that were likely useful in establishing and sustaining group activities and thereby ensuring the continuation of the human species. I'll let you decide whether this fits that description.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Is this daft?
{;-)
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# Possibly.
:)
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Is this funny?
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:22, archived)
# i taste funny
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# The great taste of giggles.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)
#
Blimey bit quiet in here. Has everyone died?
Click to see the whole thing in all its 977K 2400 x 1550 goodness :)
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# I've died and so's my wife!

EDIT: Woo to your comic, I love the bit where they are bashing the bacon!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:42, archived)
# hahahaha
but lol, litigation.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:44, archived)
# This is epic, innit!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Hahaha:D
Love the watermark.Fucking Reddit www.b3ta.com/board/10429399
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
#
Someone painstakingly removed the watermark on this:
www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/gm8fe/just_making_cheese_with_my_dick/
At least the other sites left it intact :|
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha
Genius!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# This
is fucking magnificent!

Love the CHORTLE at the end :-D

*clicks furiously*
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:51, archived)
# pure siiiiick
excellent work, love the tractor losing its wheels

*saves a copy just in case*
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Dat ws wel sik bruv
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)
# A new star has entered the night sky.
Awesome.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# hahaha! that's pretty
damn excellent.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha epic
          ^ Reader's voice
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Well worth the effort
and also, well done!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Thanks everyone :)
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Hahaha! Fucking excellent, that is :D
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# pure click x
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Fucking hell the Beano's gone downhill from when I used to get it as a lad.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Haha!
Tremendous!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Jesus Christ.
Hats off to the effort involved in this. Totally awesome.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
#
Cheers
I started this in September 2010! Didn't do anything to it for ages, then found it again a couple of weeks ago while sorting my hard drive out and thought that I might as well finish it off :)
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# fucking awesome
I've got a stash of Beano albums, ready to be burnt
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Hahaha great stuff.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
# haha - ace *clicks*
the fact you know da street speak words so well makes me think you maybe even have your own postcode gang.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Fantastic!!!
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:00, archived)
# I like this...
...and have clicked accordingly.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:01, archived)
# i like da ahtz frum da ahtist fo real yo.
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 4:21, archived)
# Possibly one of the best thing on b3ta for years
*remembers the Bash Street Kids from 30 years ago*
(, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Mr Wheatley approves:
(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 8:51, archived)
[challenge entry] This page needs mo(o)re beards.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:48, archived)
# there once was a man with a beard
who once had a man in his beard.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
# the man in the beard
said 'oh, this is weird'
and went back and hid in the beard
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:04, archived)
# bearded man has beardedmanchin
woo :)
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Shopped only please
Woo!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:10, archived)
# :D
beards on beards
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Moore of this nonsense!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Noon B3tains!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)
# i want a sausage holster like his
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Hahaha gayest comment
holster
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
# this balcony ain't big enough
for the both of us.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:48, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# BOLLA
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Unclean
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:24, archived)
# I see you used one of Steve Caplin's tutorials - good work.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Hahah
I just googled him. I'm going to assume your comment was an insult :)
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
# i just googled myself
it was fab!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Hahahaha I just GISed you, and found this
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# oop!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Hahahahah what the fucking fuck
I have ABSOLUTELY no memory of any of that. Clearly a period when I was having 'too much fun'.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# if it's any consolation I don't remember that either
 
wait
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# No not at all. I've been on his website since the first How to Cheat in Photoshop book was launched
Tweaknik used to frequent at one time too. I've gone more over to After Effect stuff now so only occasional pop back to have a go at the Friday Challenge. Nothing wrong with Steve Caplin's tutorials I'd highly recommend it to people getting use to Photoshop.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Ooops
no offense intended. Not my type of thing though.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:58, archived)
# It's a bit hyper-real for my liking a bit like Catnipppppp/David Dees stuff
but the point is to quickly create illustrative compositions for newspaper articles etc. It's a good way to learn shortcuts and tricks in Photoshop though.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Where is the Friday challenge page you mention?
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:29, archived)
# It should be this page - if you can't see it I think you have to register with the forums.
www.howtocheatinphotoshop.com/cgi-bin/simpleforum_pro.cgi?fid=06


Steve posts a photograph each week and puts up a flexible brief about what he wants people to change or add etc. It's all good fun.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Thankyou.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)
# ha - she was too busy shaving others and helping them
with their stubbles.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Heh.. she was shaving every penny away from the poor
deceitful cunt!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:07, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:48, archived)
# She looks like a footballer
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Smell my keys...
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Did you add her beard by using one of those fuckin shitty magnet face things?
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Looks like Ahmadinejad
Okay, need a bit more beard. But the general face shape, nose especially.

Maybe they are related?
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Would
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# dun this for me band

i think its a a bit shit, but i haven't posted a pic in aaaages.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Elastic?
Or gastric?
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Seapes! you just read my mind
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# he he
close enough.
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:58, archived)
# diving for
bananas!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Ace!
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:44, archived)
# that's not a bit shit
it's ace :)
(, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)

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