MODEDIT: Resized in HTML. Christ! EDIT: Since it's been MODEDITTED does that count as evil?
(Misery McUglywifean attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain.,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 7:37,
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Oh noes! The Colonel's (not me) Crisy-fried Cock!
I'll invoice you for the 0.28 kb of bandwidth.
;)
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 7:45,
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Cheques in the mail.
(Misery McUglywifean attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain.,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:06,
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Woop!
You're a shit-load better than the fucking ATO. Those cunts have held on to my tax return for more then three months now.
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:11,
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Nice to meet another Upside-downer.
Cheers, Big ears & yeah fuck the ATO (eventho my sister-in-law works for them).
(Misery McUglywifean attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain.,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:37,
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I got mine back in a couple of weeks boyeah!
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 10:54,
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We claimed the spouse rebate (as we don't get family tax benefit on account of being foreign slave labour),
and they decided to audit everyone claiming it this year. Minimum 13 week delay, which has already passed. Fucksocks. Should work out to be a fair bit of money, too.
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 11:52,
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the crew of ISS approve of this
(polished turd404 pixels wide,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 7:55,
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I think you want /talk -->
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 8:01,
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Umm.
No. I don't.
(Misery McUglywifean attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain.,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:07,
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How about a qotw thread?
What does it have to do with coaching a team?
(gaijintendoRegular Member,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:16,
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Dunno.
Was what I did evil?
(Misery McUglywifean attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain.,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 9:38,
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Riker, before the beard.
Looks like a tall Wesley Crusher, I think.
(WillFhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:48,
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Now imagine them going at it on Picard's desk.
You're filth, you are.
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 3:22,
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I was thinking
More along the lines of every table in Ten Forward.
(WillFhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/silverfischdotnet/,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 4:05,
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Riker going over to the replicator:
"Ten pack of king-size johnnies, please." "I sense you're about to take me over Data's console." "You didn't have to be an empath to see that coming, eh?"
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 6:35,
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This is really forward thinking of you, Mothra, as it adds international appeal to help boost the already rising popularity of this type of Fall Fashions joke.
I may have to include your analysis when I start my Fall Fashions blog, Mu.
You've brought a level of intellectual rigour to this type of fall fashions joke that can only help it gain in popularity.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 3:04,
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Fall is fast approaching in the southern hemisphere
so this is just the type of fall fashions joke which will soon be rising in popularity in Australia, Brazil and the intellectually rigorous scientific research stations of Antarctica.
(RedHouseover yonder,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 3:40,
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I wish.
Too hot and humid to go out for the trip we'd planned.
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 3:54,
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I think it is really important to highlight the difference in languages between the UK (where you live) and the USA (Where YOU, MOFAHA live).
I mean in the country called England (where you live) they call it Autumn but in the USA they say Fall (mofaha if you are reading this then I should highlight that the USA (United States of America) is the country you live in) so there is this big joke around "Fall" fashions (as in they are falling over but also that autumn thing).
I forsee a rapid rise in the popularity of this joke
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 13:18,
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*yawn*
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 3:54,
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fuck, dude, NO!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 4:04,
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Here's how bored mofaha's fall fashion (so-called) joke has made me.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 4:09,
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I'm gonna fuck off now because you guys are so fucking boring.
Bye friends! o/
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 4:23,
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So I think what you're saying is,
it's rapidly gaining in popularity?
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 4:35,
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later, shithead
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 4:59,
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FLOUNCE
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 6:44,
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(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 7:13,
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velut luna statu variabilis
(Pie of Meat___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:36,
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I love this so much
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 18:38,
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I'd fuck you in the ass.
With a machete.
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:33,
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I wish I was special.
(Colonel Boris"...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:38,
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(Lord KronosGo Team Pachyderm,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:43,
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This qualifies as excellent.
In America there is a racist term "Spick" which means to spit whilst sucking dick, which Asian people so when your cock tastes 'foul'. I have had some spick-slavers in my time. Although in fairness, they were the worst of all that I ever had. And I have had slavers from three people.
One of them claimed a Falklands heritage. Though they say "love is blind", I was just grateful for the attention my penis was getting. For five years, almost. Though, in fairness, the penis attention died out after the first few months. But I still appreciated the Kraft Cheesy Pasta.
I am only joking. That word is really a racist term for Latin American. I can't understand why you would be racist about those chaps. Everyone from there knows how to suck a cock. But forget those Asians. *racisizes*
Though in fairness to them, they have smaller cunts.
You know what? I was looking in the mirror today, and I thought, 'my goodness, are my ears getting bigger [on topic], or is it just the haircut I just got?' Then I thought of my grandfathers large ears. And as I was running on that treadmill I started to wonder. Is she really warming up/stretching out, or is that just an attempt to force an erection upon me. But being of an age where that would require an asserted effort, I observed and I am pretty sure she was undulating independent of my ego.
/whiskey
(gaijintendoRegular Member,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:48,
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dude, take more or take less of the tablets, but not the same amount that has led to this
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:17,
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I have now seen that.
(gaijintendoRegular Member,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:20,
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sorry
couldn't find a simple uploady thing :)
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:23,
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Youtube is a fantastic uploady thing
unless you are trying to upload good will, in which case try bitorrent
Edit: OOOOOoooh. I was a retro-contra-bassist at one point. Then I realised in the future they would look like that, still be really awkward to carry, and girls would still prefer the guitarists, so I changed to piccolo. Ladies love a piccolo.
(gaijintendoRegular Member,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:28,
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also soundcloud just for sounds :))
i really like synthesisers..
(maggenspiesmayhaps,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:31,
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aww, i saw 2 videos by this person then found out that there were only 2 :/
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 19 Feb 2012, 0:45,
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You see, in its infancy, I was indifferent to this post.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:29,
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The only reason she has big hair
is to hide the horns sticking out of her head.
/decenthumanbeingblog
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:35,
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is this funny?
(bondsnoodtwitter.com/bondsnood,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:51,
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No idea.
It's definitely daft, but humour is a subjective choice based on a willing social interaction entered into largely by consenting parties, functioning to reinforce social bonds in ways that were likely useful in establishing and sustaining group activities and thereby ensuring the continuation of the human species. I'll let you decide whether this fits that description.
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:21,
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Is this daft?
{;-)
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:25,
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Possibly.
:)
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:29,
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Is this funny?
(macroscian(1 like),
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:22,
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i taste funny
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:35,
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The great taste of giggles.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:41,
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Blimey bit quiet in here. Has everyone died? Click to see the whole thing in all its 977K 2400 x 1550 goodness :)
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:37,
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I've died and so's my wife!
EDIT: Woo to your comic, I love the bit where they are bashing the bacon!
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:42,
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hahahaha
but lol, litigation.
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:44,
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This is epic, innit!
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 19:46,
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Cheers I started this in September 2010! Didn't do anything to it for ages, then found it again a couple of weeks ago while sorting my hard drive out and thought that I might as well finish it off :)
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 21:35,
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fucking awesome
I've got a stash of Beano albums, ready to be burnt
(LittleTerryFuckwitCheck out my gavel pits. Judge me.,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:25,
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Hahaha great stuff.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:05,
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haha - ace *clicks*
the fact you know da street speak words so well makes me think you maybe even have your own postcode gang.
(knockear- I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 23:33,
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(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:54,
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Hahahahah what the fucking fuck
I have ABSOLUTELY no memory of any of that. Clearly a period when I was having 'too much fun'.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:00,
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if it's any consolation I don't remember that either
wait
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:19,
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No not at all. I've been on his website since the first How to Cheat in Photoshop book was launched
Tweaknik used to frequent at one time too. I've gone more over to After Effect stuff now so only occasional pop back to have a go at the Friday Challenge. Nothing wrong with Steve Caplin's tutorials I'd highly recommend it to people getting use to Photoshop.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:53,
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Ooops
no offense intended. Not my type of thing though.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:58,
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It's a bit hyper-real for my liking a bit like Catnipppppp/David Dees stuff
but the point is to quickly create illustrative compositions for newspaper articles etc. It's a good way to learn shortcuts and tricks in Photoshop though.
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:15,
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Where is the Friday challenge page you mention?
(The invisable manIs having a long lazy soak in search,
Sat 18 Feb 2012, 18:29,
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It should be this page - if you can't see it I think you have to register with the forums.