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# "I was 5 and he was 6 . . ."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# this should be a facebook game
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# I hate FarmVille requests, messages from "friends" who play it etc
and the above is the result and I agree totally.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# ^this - total cuntville
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# I run facebook purity and have all app requests blocked
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:36, archived)
# ^
Me too
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)
# I'm having enormous difficulty blocking Hidden Chronicles, whatever that is
There doesn't seem to be a "block app" link anywhere, and I seem to have a bunch of friends who are morons and insist on sending me requests to join the bastard thing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# the link to block it is clearly hidden
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Best Failbook application there is.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I believe this is your finest work yet
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)
# *subscribe
But yes, good stuff, and a great likeness of yourself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# This is excellent - apt, funny and nicely done
*clicketied*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:58, archived)
# I prefer Tax-Formville
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:30, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Cocks Away!
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# wahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Talk about dropping yer load!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
# He was ready to explose anyway
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
# explose!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# CDC down the pants, explodo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Nice one Herman:D
* Oh, hang on, that was Herman:D???

In other news, I just found these old pics...
&

* Well they made me laugh (again)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:05, archived)
# PANDA
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Yes... yes I will
No, she came of her own accord
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# I still want a POW
Great, these are
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Justin Bebra
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 3:07, archived)
# Go White Lightning, you're burning up the quarter mile...
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# wahaaay!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Wayhay....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:28, archived)
# phweeeeeeeppp!!
:))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:45, archived)
# eww-heww
wo-howwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:20, archived)
# *sings*
*Detachable Peenniiisss*
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# where's Tails?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Winning the high jump
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# He lost out on a coin toss
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10714449
(herman:D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# That's clever
I was worried about posting gifs on front page in case it'd clog it up but linkings way cleverererererererer :)

www.b3ta.com/board/10716560
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] your move creep
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Hedgecop?

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# shan't
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Oh
go on!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# no humanism
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Judge Drake
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Drokk!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# the continuing lack of a trailer for the new film is really starting to make me fear the worst :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*claps hands over ears*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# alarm bells rang early on, when I first learned it was karl urban
not ugly enough by half
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Ray Stevenson. Perfect jaw, right height.
Very Bolland-esque.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# oh, is that the guy from the Rome series?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Aye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Me too.
There was some shenanigans with the director not being in on the editing. It doesn't bode well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# they've sworn blind that that wasn't a problem and was intentional from the start
but other films due out around that time have had teasers and full trailers released already
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Assuming the actting and script are excellent,
the only other reason would possibly be post production CGI getting delayed?
(All the stills I've seen so far look like they were shot behind a car park somewhere, which lends weight to this theory.)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I reckon its his hat
they're having to go through the whole film and shrink his giant noggin to stop people pissing themselves laughing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You may be right, it looks better in some shots than others. Luckily Anderson doesn't seem to have to wear one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# hey, that`s bang on, the helmet fits so badly that it kind of is a hat
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# this is ace
and deserves a Hi Cockalorum, I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Excel
ent.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# warlus win
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:24, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Just off target



(Frogcloset (noun), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha, fucking hell!
hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# He's a real swine
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# new image challenge is pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
#
Edge Hog.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# ah I see
*doesn't follow that popular music stuff
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# It's only popular with utter cunts, don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Guitar pig!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Nice,
but sadly bindun.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# "Hush now Vader!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# fucking hell
you wait all day for a new thread and then 3 come along at once.

EDIT:woo
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# THREADRUUUUUUSH
That is quite terrifying. Like a small boy with a shrunken head.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Creepy
He looks like Blair.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:11, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# I want a field spaniel!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# That's freaky
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Behold! The future.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# HAHAHA, great, but that means . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# WHOAH now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:09, archived)
# pffft, that works well
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Bindun?
ā€œI am sure that there will be a good show put on in London this year. I canā€™t promise that Boris Johnson will dye his hair green, but, you never know, he might do, itā€™s election year,ā€ Mr Cameron declared.



Edit: Whoops sorry for threadstomp The M.O.C
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# have
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Run - Run for the hills!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# alright Grunty
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Hello, Monsieur L'Orrible
All well, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# indeed
and you?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Most well, most well thank 'ee!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# ^ this has got me laughing like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now šŸ‘Š, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# I hope the bottle recycling bin was underneath that ledge!
CaC
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# haha
Mee-aaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:15, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
# yay
happy landings
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# You should extend it just a bit further and land it in a wheelie bin. :)
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# wheeeeeeeee!!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Bejabbers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Harf!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# That's a proper belm to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# They look so happy
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Haha - ace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahah
Wonderful stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:59, archived)
# would, would
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# pfft
what's lady Gaga won now?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Looks a bit like Johnny Winters
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# rick parfitt?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# My doggy don't wear glasses
So they're lying when they say
a dog looks like its owner
aren't they

/Hegley
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
# and if I see a Watford faaaaaaaaan
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# AHAHAHAAHA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:13, archived)
# hahahahaha, Silly Sally Morgan?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Oh Jesus!
I've not laughed so much in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# This is winalot
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha! Wonderful.
Boris Johnson's dog?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# :D
niceone
(herman:D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Has anyone seen Jollyjack?

Haven't seen him for a few days. Hope he's okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:56, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# pffffffffffffft!
fake, no butt plug
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Poor JJ! Whoever will draw squirrels with tits now?

Chiaki Kuriyama though? Would.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Jesus, you're eyesight's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# I recognise her a mile off
I was going to do a caricature of her once (never got round to it), so i spent a lot of time looking at her chops.

She purdy, which is wierd as she has a beeeg nose:
1.bp.blogspot.com/_oB8arfNUUXc/TLaJiX4aMEI/AAAAAAAAAB4/TOqwTnp3_W4/s1600/Chiaki.jpg
I like intresting faces.

And i am not Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Ooh! Thanks
That's me spent.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Excellent taste. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:49, archived)
# She made him eat BACON!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# marriage material
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha

Edit: bonus points for the 'We never fo...' :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
# couldn't give a fuck about either of 'em
nothin' personal mind....just don't find them funny
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Yes, but we have stories to tell...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# it's a gas gas gas
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# hahahaha
Love the "We never forget"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
# You called the "we" is who's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Hello Dave!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Your multiple personalities?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# What are you saying? His dA account was online.
I have not driver's license.
(He has a motorcycle license. I envy.)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# it's a scooter
not a motorbike
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# I think something similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# What? 's The difference?
:S
motorcycle license is difficult than scooter?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# just a teeny bit
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:03, archived)
# I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)
# It's just supposed to be a joke. He hasn't been on b3ta for a few days.
Do you get the joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# baby need bib
baby make mess
baby need feed
oooo baby fall down
pick up baby
baby laugh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# You have fallen
it is not ok
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# i break skull
i break brain
i talk stupid
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# it doesn't joke
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# But he there in dA.
I know that why reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# So you didn't get the joke?
Do you want me to explain the joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# "Smallbrainfield started a joke that got the whole board laughing, but I didn't see that the joke was on me."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# He didn't post it in here.
www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=754
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# go piss up a rope
edited as I didn't want to know
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# it's a psycho hose beast, that's why
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# You don't get the joke. I can explain if you want me to.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:33, archived)
# explain it!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
# because He afraid to b3ta's something.
So He cannot come to b3ta. I mean it!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Do you know what an internet troll is Moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
# these comments are fucking surreal
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
# b3ta is surreal.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# well it`s got a whole lot surrealerer since you came XD
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:57, archived)
# However, he is frightened by something. This is just fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# yes, I`d be frightened too
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Is it you that's keeping him away moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# because you are a psycho hose beast
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Explaining a joke is like stabbing humour in the face.
I will try if she asks, but only if she asks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:40, archived)
# But you can get a labor licence over there, and theyre MUCH cooler
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rfnZqAG-O4
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Hello Dave!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha, he loves his weetabix
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# It puts the Weetabix on it's eyebrows!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# 'Shopped pics only etc.
And woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# I didn't know Mog was skilled in the deadly arts of balls on chains
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
top eyebrow work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Very good
I'm looking forward to himself returning, if only for the next instalment of the gorilla mask chronicles.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Pure joy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# MUHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BRILLIANT
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:51, archived)
# bin dun? probably just me
CFB

News story
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
She's no Kate McCann.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# hehe yeah i did one of them too
edit - bollocks no i didn't, it was someone else

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Very Manuelesque.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:52, archived)
# oh aye tis a bit
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:56, archived)
# I was thinking that
bravo sir.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha, very good


(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Ha ha!
That 'Brooks' text must have taken a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Nah, it's a font I found on dafont - first Celtic page
www.dafont.com/theme.php?cat=403
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# haha super stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Bollockschops!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# jesus! from what drug addled state did this spew forth?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# shopped only ;)
Jesus! o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Robs mum?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
angry kid FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Hajime!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:30, archived)
# i think his water has broken
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Maybe his leg has just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Its going to grow more than the other one, anyway, as its being watered
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
# WOW
He looks like hes getting ready to fuck something hard. And he's in front of my face . RUNNNN - ARGHHHH!
(waxdart hello., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:35, archived)
# I heard the *bwarp* of The Green Yamo when I first saw this.
Always good for a smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
# hahahaha velly good
image challenge: if Skegness was Japanese
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
# If British Seaside Towns were Japanese?
EDIT: vote for it

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1557932
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:46, archived)
# thanks
* prepares sushi & chips image *
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
# that is quite a good suggestion
How do i vote? Do i click 'i like this'?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
# precisely so
I would encourage you to do that
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
# doned
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Cue a tsunami of, er, tsunamis
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:08, archived)
# bwahaha
cue one anime poster going postal.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Ouch-desu!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Mogness
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
# oh jesus christ
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:50, archived)
# The Mog Ness monster
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Prodge?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
# No, she went of her own accord
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Alaska
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Racist! ;)
Nice one mate and congrats on the Hogs FP
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Cheers Q!
Hahahahaha ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# sumo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# It's so bracing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:30, archived)
# HONKA HONKA DICK GEL
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
# not worth it's own thread, and should be on links, but I lolled
atkinsrotary.com/store/home.php?cat=754

frantic search inspired by:
b3ta.com/board/10716187
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Oh my lord!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:50, archived)
# juvenile, I know :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:51, archived)
# All shapes and sizes :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:51, archived)
# mine is like a NF01-15-116
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Really? Mine's a N326-10-S60
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:05, archived)
# o,O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Oh Hagrid...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Brian Blessed's Brother Buys Books?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:18, archived)
# 'Bout Busty Beauties Brothel Benders?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Break bread blithely before bedtime bouncy bouncy?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# There were only a few B chips in scrabble despite their low score
We fought until we all died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:47, archived)
# *Looks off into the sunset*
The graves silhouetted in a soft orange hue on the top of the hill.

*wipes away little tear*

Anyone fancy a cup of tea? I got biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Brew, Buttery Biscuit Base?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)
# or went to JAIL
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Buhhhh buhhh buhhh buhhh buhhh buhhh buhhh buhhh buhhh buhhh buhhh buhhh buhhh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:09, archived)
#
droHi arlAndDea
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Hey guys I got my tshirt today
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# does it have arrows on it?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Hairy Jotter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Bravo!
*polite applause*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Cracker books?
Say what you see, its the ready money roind.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
# RIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Always knew Speedos were from the dark side.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Nice tannage, Dark Lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:51, archived)
# \O/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:39, archived)
# I still can't shake the vague feeling that the Star Wars ultimately boiled down to
"No, you're wrong! Our logo should be an eight-pointed star in a circle!"
"Eight-pointed? Are you mad? Six-pointed is the only way to go!"
"Oh yeah? Well, see how you like this!"
"Ow! Right then, come here you little..."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:51, archived)
# No, I think George Lucas would have fucked that up too.
(waxdart hello., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Space 1999 ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Hahaha, he probably has some nice LEDs that change colour in there as well
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:03, archived)
# "But it's Obi Tan Kenobi's turn sir!"
Nice work Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Spent most of the weekend drawing this
And wanted to show it off, but realised it wasn't appropriate without a giant, flaming magenta cock.

I'm still learning digital painting, so any tips appreciated :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
# tell people you're a japanese girl and you'll get loads of comments on your arts
nice though, very Mortal Kombat.
artistic critique mode - the foreshortening/angle of his arm is a little off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Thanks, Mr Toast.
Would I have to draw nuns getting fingered by Oxen? It's just not my thing...

The upward arm? Will see if I can tweak... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# glad to hear it
there's way too much furry stuff on here. Perhaps your next image could involve Smug bastard having a fireball fight with Brian Blessed?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Hehe. Give me a day or two and I might be able to come up with something!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
# I see you've not drawn any feet :)
I hate drawing feet. Fuck up every drawing I've ever done.
you've done a very nice bit of work - well done.
(waxdart hello., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)
# indeed
feet are the work of the bastard son of the be'elzibub and all his minions
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Although you've done it before...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Shh! That was Peter Andre, and he had consented to do that thing to that animal.
So it was ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Ooooh no need to be jealous dear
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
# I was commenting on the fact that no one had replied to his post
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)
# hahaha and pretend you not know how write etc?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)
# I don't think there are any tips we can give.
You're doing just fine without us.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
# Agreed
Whatever it is you're doing, keep doing that thing; it's a very good-looking king of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Aw thanks :)
Now I'm stuck in the living room because my head is too big, and there's cake in the kitchen. Need criticism to reach cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
# You have crap shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:47, archived)
# getting closer..
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:04, archived)
# wow!
that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Nicely

I especially like the lighting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:05, archived)
# lol, tips indeed
I draw stickmen, if you start drawing stickmen I can offer tips :D

I've no idea what he's fighting with his etherial electric penis but it looks like serious business :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Nice work
I agree with Mr. Toast and the left arm. Other than that, great work. What's she holding btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Yeah, I can see it now. Am just trying to fix it - but I hate foreshortening and all the silly bendy bits that come with it!
Bah.

She actually has a bolt/mini arrow through her wrist. Bit hard to see at that res.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
# I thought is was an artist's brush - which I liked the idea of greatly.
At this res It looks like her thumb in shadow and then a stick on the palm side of her hand. No big deal as this isn't the res you intend to show it as.
(waxdart hello., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Hmm. Even in the original reference photo it was a bit ambiguous.
Makes me tempted to draw massive fingers on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:06, archived)
# fuck it - paint it out.
don't distract from the rest of the work.
(waxdart hello., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Better still, I'll move it to the other wrist...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Ahh, great stuff.
On second glance, he reminds me of David Tennant?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Hehe. Must have him on the mind - I made the face up, pretty much.
Slightly improved arm...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 11:21, archived)
# That is wonderful indeed.
Nice cockage, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Hollywood Lightsabers: Rocky
CFB | collection

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:11, archived)
# It's 2012. Why aren't butchers using little lightsaber cutting knives yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:15, archived)
# Duh!
it would cook the meat at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:18, archived)
# This is a bad thing?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:19, archived)
# i prefer to cook my food at home
rather then the butchers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Instant bacons.
Greatest possible achievement of all humankind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:20, archived)
# have you circumvented the curing process?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
# Magic lightsabers, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Saves time and energy cooking meals, leaving you with more meat eating time.

This is the FUTURE©
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:22, archived)
# butchers could turn into restaurants
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)
# You can sit down at the restaurant, and they would lead a live impala to your table
After picking out which bit you'd like, they set the lightsaber to medium/rare/well done and cut/cook a slice of meat right onto your plate.

Bon apetit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Good ape tit?
But i ordered impala!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
# You're being very insensitive to the ape now
she's just lost her tit, ferchrissakes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Axes are cheaper
so are you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
# its for toast - not meat.
make good steak mind you. - Instant Steak Sandwich - Mmmmm
(waxdart hello., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:50, archived)
# I'd have had Rocky down as more of a green saber kind of guy.
Nice set, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Spellcasting R-E-P-O-S-T


Seemed to go down quite well on friday :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Best Holmes made slightly better :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:31, archived)
# I like it
because now he'll have two violins
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:33, archived)
# I dwelt on this subject as I was making the pic.
The conclusion I reached was that the violin strings are interwoven with cortosis to enable them to stand up to the lightsaber...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Large donner, extra chilli sos? free ninety please boss.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
# "Yo Aldaraannnnn!"
Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
[challenge entry]



(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:53, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
"Hog In The Hole!!" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:57, archived)
# poomph! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:03, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Ow!
They're all prickly!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Double 'ard 'edge'og bastards.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:09, archived)
# Impale the unbelieving scum
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Hooray! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:29, archived)
# Bourbons!
I bought a packet of bourbons at the weekend. Life has been good since then.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
# I want a giant bourbon biscuit for my next birthday cake.
I really do hope such a thing is possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Jaffa cakes, period
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:56, archived)
# They squeak a lot, these things
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:42, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Makes a change from MI6 badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:51, archived)
# hahaha
Cheaper than dropping million dollar scuds every second? You could collect and re-use afterwards also? MOD take note!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:55, archived)
# That's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:50, archived)
# waaaah, jaggy mortar attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Let slip the hogs of war!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Yay! More insectivorous weaponry!

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Every one sing... it's "Tuesday Morning"
Todays VAGS are Kaya Scodelario, William H. Macy, Bruce Byron and Rossie (have you ever seen a grown man naked) Harris.





* Song title D-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 7:44, archived)
# Optional Tuesday song for the mentally deranged
David Bowie - Love You Till Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 7:47, archived)
# I am obviously in a minority
but I LOVE Bowie's Decca (Deram) tracks, even if he doesn't. He was a talented "pictures with words"-smith even that early in his career.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:10, archived)
# The girl in stripes has a seriously bashed-up hooter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:22, archived)
# Excessive carpet burns
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:26, archived)
# Which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:44, archived)
# The one that looks like me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Kaya Scodelario has Brazilian roots apparently O_o
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
# I would like to see that
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:21, archived)
# can't do stubble (or graphics in general really)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 7:34, archived)
# Phoar
Now do a madame Curry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 7:38, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:35, archived)
# I like this
have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:08, archived)
# Dennis Hopper be lookin' fiiine
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 5:21, archived)
# Shit just got real
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 5:26, archived)
# PUT IT IN H
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 5:45, archived)
# *stitches up a few Cenobites and ships them express*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 5:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 7:49, archived)
# I recall seeing one of the Hellraiser films (2?) when I was in school
are they worth looking up and watching?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 7:52, archived)
# i'm not a fan of horror films generally
but they're not too bad
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 7:57, archived)
# First one very good.
Second one excellent.
Third one a bit shit.
Almost all of the ones after the third one only barely redeemed by Doug Bradley until he finally threw in the towel.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 7:58, archived)
# ^ this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:24, archived)
# 1 and 2 it is then

I remember a line where he enters a room full of people saying with a grim smile "Shall we begin?"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:26, archived)
# That's 3 if I remember rightly. The nightclub scene.
It was let down A LOT by not having an orchestral score like the first two, because the film producers stupidly decided that having a heavy metal soundtrack was the way to go. "Oh yeah, we've got a horror film here that sets itself apart from the stalk 'n' slash features everyone else is putting out at the moment, and is all the better for it. Now, how can we make it more like them?"
And I'm a metalhead saying this.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:34, archived)
# Maybe that was the reason I was introduced to the film in the first place
There were a lot of films with a metal soundtrack at the time. Demon Knight, The Crow, this one.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:45, archived)
# I've only seen the first
and thought it quite bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:21, archived)
# Duly noted
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:45, archived)
# agreed. It was all a bit 'muddled'

/I'd rather be freaked out by the original Halloween.
The main score alone gives me the creeps every time I hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:04, archived)
# If you watch 1, 2, 3 and 6 you can't go too far wrong
4 is an Alan Smithee film, it's essentially Hellraiser in Space and is vaguely amusing because the main character is called Rimmer
5 is ok (despite Doug Bradley appearing for barely a second of screentime) but is let down by some terrible scenery-chewing by the main actor
6 has the girl from 1 and 2 return and is ok
7 has Kari Wuhrer in it, wasn't originally a Hellraiser film but was changed to become one...it's a bit odd, and has the intriguing subtitle "Deader"
8 is just bizarre, Lance Henriksson is in it and "Hellraiser" is just an MMORPG that all the kids play
9 is just about passable, though the lack of Doug Bradley really, really shows
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:13, archived)
# There are nine (NINE) of them now?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Yes :(
The last one came out just last year, and I keep hearing rumours of a remake in the works
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:28, archived)
# I was only being mildly curious

Let's say I'll just watch the first one and see if I like it at all before I continue to the second one.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Fair enough
In my small circle of horror movie buffs, I'm the one who likes Hellraiser, I'm kinda used to giving the lowdown on them these days

Let me know how you get on :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Sure, I will
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
# The second one starts with the birth of a Cenobite, looks at the nature of lust and duty, and ends in the ordered systems of Hell.
The sequels that followed had a guy with nails in his head fucking shit up.

Hellraiser 2 also has Kenneth Cranham in it. If you know his work, you'll understand why I mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:35, archived)
# Haha

Seems that's the basic theme of a series going on for too long: let's fuck some more shit up
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:06, archived)
# Lance Henriksen deserved better
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:29, archived)
# It's just about worth it to see him and Doug share a bit of screentime
if you fast-forward all the bits with the annoying teens
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)
# I have seen it, and sadly not even that pairing has stayed in my memory :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:21, archived)
# Borg Queen!
ohh I like it XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 8:36, archived)

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