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# I cut this out if anyone wants to play with it. 230Kb transparent png.
www.b3tards.com/u/380e5b53a37701afdd20/mark_dip_medium.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/380e5b53a37701afdd20/transparent_men.png

I stuck them here...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:53, archived)
# They're trying to impress the girls with their awesome skillz
It's not working, though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)
# You think they're laughing then and not smiling in appreciation
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Most definitely
I can even hear the little snort just at the moment they turn to look at each other and laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)
# I looked at it first and I was like meh...
Then I noticed the two cones flying through the air and started laughing like a loon :)
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Haha good, that was meant to be the joke really :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)
# not cones
spunk cannons
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# And you wonder why your ice cream van business failed and you got banned from parking your van outside the school...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
# Mr Whippy
clue in the name
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Says it all really
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH0lEVMuzzw

(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:37, archived)
# his beard
would be fluttering about more than that! I mean come on. Where's the realism now days??!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# In for the dive...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:00, archived)
# He's the happiest man alive!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# now that's just showing off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# i've got 99 problems
but my chiropractor ain't one :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Ouch! spang.... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
# aaarrggghhh!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Optimised to death, but I fear the board Nazis


First attempt at an animated gif:
Click for better, any tips for optimisation would be great, I use Gimp and I had to download a gif optimiser,
but if there is a better way I would love to know how.
(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# it's 370kb and the limit is 400k so don't worry :)
edit - i'd probably say drop the frame rate a bit, the colours could be better if you did that, it's ok otherwise though

edit edit - i heard scanlines work well too but i've never used them myself
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Thanks
I will play about with frame rates, I just assumed as it still had the same number of frames it would be the same file size, just slower. Maybe I don't understand what frame rates are.
(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# fps
well say it has 100 frames or individual images, if you reduced that to 50 and doubled the frame time, it'd last the same amount of time but have half the amount of frames saving a load of size, the more frames you cut the more jerky it will look though
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)
# Actually
it's not bad. The compression makes it look more artsy than nazi :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:44, archived)
# It also
hides a few dodgy bits that show up on the de-optimised one
(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Woo yay! That's bloody good for a first gif *click*
For comparative purposes, here was my first ever gif:

No, I don't know what I was thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Here's mine :D
As you can tell, I had a lot to learn about optimization.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# here's mine, it's terrible
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)
# mine :D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
# hahaha that's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha I like that.
This was my first gif, got fp'd too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)
# This is my first b3ta ani-gif
but my first ani-gif was too perverted to put here
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# LOL
I like
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)
# I don't animate as often as I should.
I wanna do a frame-by-frame animation, draw one out. Just a case of what to draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
# I filenamed... and then immediately slapped my forehead at my own denseness...
It's very good :) I haven't explored the possibilities of transparencies yet - my methods of making gifs are crude at best...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)
# I don't think I've used transparency in an animated GIF, yet. But a static one...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# Ah, I'm probably describing it wrong
I meant the bits where you can see 'through' the glow around the ghost to the background behind - I always get seams when I attempt things like that
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:11, archived)
# i've been playing with opacity
but for some reason can't get transparencies to work in a gif format? always end up seeing the layer underneath whatever the setting or image i start with (photoshop elements) :(
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# maiden might be able to help you with that if you ask her nicely.....
It does the same to me, so I use other programs for transparent gifs..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:33, archived)
# ooo thanks, thought i was being dim!
other programmes? at the moment i make gifs up with the old school MSgif animator, then run them through PS to optimise etc.. really basic stuff so any hints on what works much appreciated :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# I use a combination of ,
Adobe imageready, that wont do the transparent thing,
plus Jasc animation shop and macromedia flash mx 2004 that both will, just depending on what I'm trying to do,
If there is a specific thing you want to know feel free to gaz and ask, if I can help I will.... :-) no promises that I can though!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# it's the gif transparency thing with Elements that's really bugging me at the moment :))
hehe thanks, appreciate the offer!!

and proffered use of your images ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# It looks like he's done them freehand with the paintbrush on, say, 50% opacity.
Just messing about with the opactiy on the brush tool gives surprisingly good results. You can also reduce the opacity of the eraser and do it the other way round.
I think you can also somehow reduce the opacity of an entire layer to create a see-through image, but haven't tried it as I've never needed it for an image.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# that's a top tip re: eraser
wouldn't have thought of that, thanks!!



yes re: opacity - i've made a few things recently where i just adjust the opacity of the layer to make the lights flash; easier than flipping the layer :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)
# You're welcome :)
Here's an example of when the reduced-opactiy eraser can come in handy.

This didn't look right with the smaller image filling the thought bubble, but a bit of fuzziness around the edges it looks properly "daydreamy".
Edit: Yeah that is really effective in your dancing cat gif, will probably give it a go myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# yes i see what you did there!!
looks much better than sharp edges... think i would have probably faffed about with feather on the cut edges, or spray paint!!

..the cat is sitting on top of two layers taken from the same dance floor, which are slightly off set but on top of each other, so all you have to do is bring the opacity up on each layer alternately?

hope that makes sense :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Yeah, it's like a dissolve in a movie
Useless fact: In the silent era they used to do dissolves as an in-camera effect. They would take the exposed film of the last few feet of the previous scene, then run it through the camera again for the beginning of the next one, turning the lighting up gradually so that the double exposure appears to fade in.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# cool, just been checking this out
clueless about film..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Hmm, opacity...
Good tips there, must have a try when I've got time... there's so much I haven't looked at in photoshop yet
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Same here! Still feel like a novice with it in many ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 4:21, archived)
# Cheers
I am not sure what you were thinking with that gif, but I know what it is making me think of.
(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:25, archived)
# I have simlar optimisations
heres my first
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Jumping out at you :-) welcome aboard ect..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# woo!!
my first one was pants :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
# This^
(herman:D, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:14, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Aha! Very good :)
They look like the Krays there..!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# beautiful
and yet also horrific.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
# v. good
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 22:12, archived)
# I think you will find the correct spelling is: [ cunts ]
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 1:37, archived)
# Another Samantha Brick in the wall (tweet me @totallyeustus)


Click for bigger (222 kb)
(pi bennett, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
# You now need to post
an ascii version on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# what
where

whom

(pi bennett, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:27, archived)
#
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| . . |
| ___ |
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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)
# thats beautiful, man
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Its eyes follow you
around the room.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)
# She's Beeeeeaaaaaauuuuuutiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# and i don't know what to do
because she looks like a gnu.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
# I'd cover her in mortar fnarr fnarr ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Slinkski
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# is an escalator slinky heaven or hell?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)
# It's what bad slinkies go on in the Greek underworld
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:36, archived)
# I'd quite like to see
a mini elevator designed to take a slinky back to the top of the stairs when it reaches the bottom for perpetual slinky action.

Would have to be more of a stair lift, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Escher's staircase perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Just revolving steps like a watermill wheel.
for that endless slinky action.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)
# arf!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Hehe
I can see those tracks confusing Ray Mears
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)
# all that baby food has to come out somewhere y`know
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Excuse me, I have to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Mega-shyte! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Compressing now.

And close the door!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Fake
He reads the online addition
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:05, archived)
# This is old...
i found it in a box i was sorting out... nothing to do with anything, just... y'know.




Click for bigger (390 kb)
(iammoog Jumps In De Line and Rocks His Body In Time, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
# It was living in a box. It was living in a cardboard box.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)
# An old box
containing the mid-90s
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)
# AAAARGH! CLOSE THE BOX! CLOSE THE BOX!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Too late, The Spice Girls and Mel Gibson in Braveheart have already escaped
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:38, archived)
# freedom!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:39, archived)
# our faces are going to melt now, Raiders of the Lost Ark style
EDIT: Bad choice, wrong decade.

Our faces are going to be full of tears and horror and disgust, Brad Pitt from Seven style.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:46, archived)
# NOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:07, archived)
# in hindsight....
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:30, archived)
# she should have signed it 'luv santa x'
also this, www.b3ta.com/board/10733332
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Hahaha excellent bad taste
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:17, archived)
# ahahahaha
*buys twelvety*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:17, archived)
# And Dan Brown went on to bash the hell out of his computer keyboard with it
resulting it "The Da Vinci Code".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:43, archived)
# nicely done.
more pls.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Mnnnngh!
Do sums!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)
# hahaha
Back in your box Gideon!

edit/ where did everyone go? Have you killed them?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# R.I.P. sweet b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# B3ta lies a-mouldering in the grave
but its soul goes marching on
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# I think it`s the damp squib of a compo that`s to blame
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)
# It is indeed a mushy fart of a compo
we could do with a nice bandwagon to make Tuesday night go with a swing
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# Ferrets!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:28, archived)
# It might just work...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# you can't force a bandwagon, you know
you have to wait for the inspiraton, the moment.

And that has frequently been my job.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:58, archived)
# I know
I just said we need one, the way roses need the rain
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Look over there!
A dry ice factory.
Good place to get some thinking done.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Aaaagh stop winking at me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Ever heard about streets under Manchester
They don't exist ;)


Click to see all the pics
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Cathedral Arches?
Best worst kept secret ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# :D isn't it just
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# You got some cojones, doing it solo.
Like the pics though, nice work, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I've never been spooked anywhere else
but when I was setting up the camera voices echoed down from the street above and it was really unsettling.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Why, were they talking about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# they tell me to kill
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
# I like what you did to the place
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# some nice drapes and it would be really nice
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# And maybe a coffin to sleep in
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# no noxious gas or asbestos dust ?
must have been a walk in the park : )

top snaps
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# ^ What she said!

PP you're getting soft in your old age!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Lets be fair though
this is the entrance

s0.geograph.org.uk/photos/95/62/956218_682528b7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
#
news to me
(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# I've heard of the Streets of London.
Bob Holness played sax. Woo to the pics, I like your stuff mutchly.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)
# He also played lead guitar on "Layla"
True stuff, read it on Wikipedia.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs šŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ŹŽÉŹ sį“‰É„Ź‡ ↓šŸ¦‡, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# He died recently didn't he? *
* I seem to write this sentence a lot now...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
#
take it you went in the daytime then
(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Early evening
what makes you say that?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
#
the voices - and a little bit of daylight ? on your blog pics - nice pics by the way.
(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Ahhhhh
that's not daylight I have a 1600lm portable sun
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
#
a man with luxury goods walking the streets of Manchester on his own, your brave
(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)
# it's the same size as a normal torch
batteries only last 40 min so it's only used for lighting while I get pics. It also has the bonus of being heavy just in case I bump into undesirables
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
#
I've not been in, I know the way in - I went, I looked and thought narrrr, and went off to get attacked by a pissed up tramp.

(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# access at the moment is pretty easy but it's not going to stay like that for long
that section of deansgate is also closed so no police driving past
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
#
Trouble is with Manchester, you can't do this, due to the methane levels.

Fire Storm

or this

The Devil makes work for idle hands

unless you want to blow up half of Manchester (again)
(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# That is one awesome effect
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
#
Wire wool spinning in background, fire palms on my hands with burning lighter fluid with a long exposure on the camera. Its on my blog if anyone is interested - with a good few more pics
(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
# And thinks like this would be stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I'm intrigued now
are you on Flickr?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)
#
we do like our tealights, you just have make sure the methane won't go BANG - otherwise this would also be very stupid as well.

_IGP0490
(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Haha yeah now I know who you are
Bunker is pretty cool for wool

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)
#
help !
(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# I recognise the mask pic
it's not exactly a large community and certain pics stand out
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)
#
fortunately that cuts it down to one of three people so I can breath a little easier
(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Some nice stuff up Bolton way
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
#
shit sticks !
(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# you should have a friends request on FB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
#
bloody stalker
(fragglehunter http://www.sleepyg.co.uk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)
# That's no tunnel
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Entrance to Hell. Form a single line.
(cool pics)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Interesting stuff.
I see on your blog that you've done quite a few places around my home town of Stockport. My first job was in a shop that Tin Brook ran under (Electro Supplies on Little Underbank). I went to an excellent rave in the abandoned Barnes Hospital a few years ago, but you're not going to get in their now, as they have 24h security.

BTW, that isn't an Amiga in your Taxel Lodge pics -- it's an Acorn Archimedes A3000...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# The security at Barnes don't go inside due to H&S reasons ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I don't blame 'em...
When I was there, the top floor was a death trap with lots of rotten/missing floorboards and inches thick layers of pigeon shit. The other floors weren't much better. I fell into a hole in a pitch-black internal room (was using my mobile phone as a torch and didn't see it)...luckily, it wasn't very deep or have anything in it to impale me.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
# the entrance to Tin brook has been buried now by the construction work above :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Pity...
there must be other ways in though?

I've lived in Stockport all my life and have never been in the air-raid shelters, even with the parts that are now open to the public...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# I've been in 3 of the air raid shelters, the other end of tin brook outfalls under the precinct
you can't climb up it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Looking at other people's reports,
there appear to be a few manhole entrances, although I've no idea how accessible they'd be.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:49, archived)
# That's a pretty groovy set
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Painting for a mate's wedding pressie :)
Acrylics on canvas
He cried.



Click for bigger (230 kb)
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# why did he cry, it's not that bad surely?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Because as he handed it to him he also told him that he'd murdered his wife.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# I'm feeling a little short-changed there haven't been any jokes about that teenager killing his mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:20, archived)
# That joke's been done to death already.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:26, archived)
# You beat me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Young Bob.
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I like this lots.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:23, archived)
# This is ace..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:07, archived)
# This is good arts, I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)
# Open goal: how Green were the Nazis?
Surprised that this book hasn't (yet) opened up a good set of reviews, and offer it up here for comment:
www.amazon.com/How-Green-Were-Nazis-Environment/dp/0821416464

I, for one, always think that not recycling should carry greater penalties
(mikerea, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:40, archived)
# I fear the worst
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Hey, mikerea, smell my finger
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# swarfega?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Troll mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# mmm, sweet yet tangy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# I don't know, ask /talk, they'll help you out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# you want the links board for a link you have found
the mainboard is for pictures you make yourself

why not read the FAQ for more startlingly relevant information?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Go suck a gerbil
you semen stained wank blanket.
running out of insults rapidly today
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Happy B Day Sundae
what time does the party start ? are we all invited ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# I always have this nervous feeling
that Dave is already here...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# behind you !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)
# These two took my dinner money.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyZAIWAbggE&feature=endscreen&NR=1

I didn't argue.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# That's very cute
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
# BOILING PISS??? NO....
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Mea culpa
ora or mein kampf

Fuckin FAQs
(mikerea, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 6:46, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah yeah...'shit re-post ''Zbigniew Libera' blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Plus, you didn't make this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# how is schindler's list an extreme sport?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
extreme jew gassing
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:34, archived)
# CHILDREN'S TOYS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# while I'm at it
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha, that`s told him
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Haha

hello sah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# also
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# The Snow White Album?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Blashyrkh in the USSR?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Is the cat happy?
I can never tell.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# He's hungry...for humans.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Captain Howdy's Eileen has ruined me for life.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Looks like he's been sucking the Grinch's arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Space...here I come.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Paul is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# .luaP deirub I
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Probably as a result of frostbite on his feet
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# He slipped and fell into the freezing water a moment later.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:57, archived)
# His frozen corpse will be found by generations to come
who will clone him from the well-preserved DNA.

They will then tear at their collective hair screaming "WHAT HAVE WE DONE!" at the heavens.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# Come on Waspy,
The Frog Chorus isn't that bad. And Mull of Kintyre has bagpipes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# There are few better pieces of evidence that Paul did, indeed, die in the 1960s
than his entire output since the split of the Beatles. One or two good songs - which is statistically *less* than we'd expect from blind chance - surrounded by hour upon hour of dreck.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# \o/

EDIT: \o/ Noooo.....!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
lovely stuff
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# That LP has one of my favourite tracks
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# oof
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Walking in a Winter Wonderland ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I see right through your loco motives.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
#
Si SeƱor! Mooey Loco
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Fake
*no Japanese troll hiding under the bridge
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
# How do you know if it's hiding? :3
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Ow nice, very nice...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
# It's his...*wait for it*....STEP LADDER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# dude ...fuck!
NO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# FUCK YOU DUTCHBOY
AND YOUR CLOGS AND HOOKERS
ALSO CAN I STAY AT YOUR PLACE IN JUNE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:18, archived)
# moto gp?
i've got a friend that lives in assen. if i wasn't in oz, i'd be keen going
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Your assen
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# your dansen
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# What's in June?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# I was just playing.
I can't even afford to go to Harwich. Just wishful thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Bah!
stop toying with my feelings
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Topless Dutch girls in the park
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# I live very near the beach
no need to go to the park
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# that's certainly not a real ladder
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
#

:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:14, archived)
# now see??, this only encourages such behaviour
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
# deary me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
# And you can't tell me what to do!
I wish my Mom never bought you.
I hate you!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# I'll throw in my tuppence
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
# oh lord
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Is this brendle as an older boy?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# This reminds me of a very funny running gag from the Ace Attorney video games...
So it's extra funny to me.
(User #86772, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Dude, I can totally see his teeth
(SonofRojBlake, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Fake
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Best way to teach your kids to swim
fast
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# I *so* want to do that
Cage-dive with Great Whites, that is... not use kiddy-chum to attract them in.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)
# While I enjoy diving
I don't think this is for me. Been eye to eye wih a bull shark once though. No cage.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Blimey! That's be a wetsuit filler.
O_
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Best way to keep warm :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Brings back fond memories of pissing in my wetsuit when I used to surf all year round
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Would you like
me ...

to be the cat ... ?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha, what a twat, how can he expect to be taken seriously when he did that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:17, archived)
# Makes me wonder if Rula was thinking at the time
'lap it up George this is going to fuck up your lolitical career'
alas the devilish furry plan failed
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
# maybe she just thought it was preferable to being smacked by Minder
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# It just goes to show what a depressingly large number of mugs there are in Bradford.
Another reason not to vote for democracy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# you've got to marvel at our current political situation
a democratically elected solution that no one voted for that ignores the pleas of the masses selling off the public's most prized possessions.

Can George Osborne do any worse, even dressed as a cat, sniffing around Rula Lenska?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)
# I'd like to see him dressed as a zombie bunny
Suckling from a teat belonging to an enormous David Cameron dressed as Pinnochio, while Nick Clegg dressed as Tigger does a little dance of glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)
# I'd rather see them doing something unusual
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# What ...
like managing the country?!

/Ben Elton's Pololotics blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# glass cock
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Me and the mrs were having a right old living room lol about that the other night
what and utter twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:24, archived)
# top gnop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)
# By George, it moves !
vote fore me, vote for me, vote for me
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)
# thank god for that - I thought my pupils were dilating
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Eek
That's George Galloway, Son
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)
# haha
that made me cringe in places
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)
# he is the cringemeister
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# also
you have mail
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Awlk, it throbs...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# I was listening to an old guardian reporter on the raidyo
in I-Rland and he was asked about Galloway.

Said he heard Galloway ask someone "Why does everyone hate me?"
To which the reply was "Saves time George".
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)
# He looks like he's had a stroke
or really needs one!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Excellent Gnoppage
The people of Blackburn will be proud
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Thanks
*hires open top bus to celebrate :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Aww, little puddy's hungry
Look at his wittle whiskers
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)
# President of the cat.
Is not obscene.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)
# this is obscene!
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)
# As a president, I find this highly obscene
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# If you start by saying your picture is not obscene, then it suggests you think it is or you are expecting complaints
Which is a little too close to trolling.
B3ta is a comedy site, not a furry forum, please don't post this stuff here unless it contains a joke, it's bad enough with JJ and Bourbon Fox :P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)
# ^this
must be hundreds if not thousands of yiff manga sites
but there's only one b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Oh my o__o
Reminds me of that... picture I'd rather not post again.

Because I'd be hunted down by everyone and their cousins for being a disgusting yiffer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:16, archived)
# You're a disgusting yiffer?
GET 'IM!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)
# HOW DID YOU GET THIS PHOT-
I mean uhh... nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Can't beat a good ol fox hunt
you better start running :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:30, archived)
# *scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Y FUR?
Y not?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:30, archived)
# alright dave
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Not so obscene, possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Haha, that's one way to get me to go to panto.

...
I'm talking about Emu, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Thats grand if sticking your hand up furrys bums is the way you swing
we won't judge :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)
# FUCKI-
How did you know I was Rod Hull?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:27, archived)
# haha, now that's B3ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Nice!
You're a remarkably talented artist, you know. =)
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Hi Dave
A Pussy with tits, one paw on her fluffy tit and the other between her "Fuck-me-boots" legs. And with jizz stains all over the walls?? Pussy president is Obscene Dave and I agree with the Toast King and HEKIM above, there are other fluffy, foggy, animal tit sites out there were these would suit better?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Your heads Marty, something's got to be done about your heads!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:29, archived)
# Huey Lewis has a massive winkle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:31, archived)
# just look at those hands
huge!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Connie Hamzy says it's a genuine cyclops.
And she knows her rock knobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:01, archived)
# That's the News...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Sorry kid, you're just too darn loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:41, archived)
# Haha, how strange!
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.
He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)
# and an interesting taste
in plaid suits
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# He now tours the world doing Fabio Capello impressions:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Huey_Lewis_07-05-2009.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)
# First live band I ever saw.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# that's pretty cool
kudos +5!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:01, archived)
# I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics.
But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)
# HEY, MEDIOCRE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# um... hi.
(something about a reservation at portia, I forget the quote)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# Haha

Love to stay and chat, but I have to return some video tapes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Ha ha
How psychotic!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 10:16, archived)
# The Power of Photoshop
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 9:50, archived)

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