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# sadtimes
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)
# it`s all the crumbs from his woodland wank
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# UnhappyToast
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# he's just loafing around!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
# :')
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# :-)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Not done one of these in a while...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Red saber, fo' sho.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# No way - he's far too sharp a dresser to have unmatched accessories...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# It would bring out the red of his lips.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Well I've closed the file and lost my layers now so I'm afraid it'll have to stay purple...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)
# too casual
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:35, archived)
# I'll bet he jetwashes his drive with Evian...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# 14% proof roses.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I wonder how many Daily Fail types are thinking
"I wasn't going to water the garden this weekend, but screw 'em. If they say I can't then I bloody well will!"
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Aren't we actually supposed to be notified if there's a new thing we can be fined for?
Rather than overhearing vague mentions of 'some companies in the south and east' on the news?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Yes you are.
From the Water Industry Act 1991:

A water undertaker imposing a prohibition or restriction under this section shall, before it comes into force, give public notice of it, and of the date on which it will come into force, in two or more newspapers circulating in the locality affected by the prohibition or restriction.

But there's no need to notify everyone individually.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Blowing up Alderaan
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
# delightfully evil look, there
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# he wore pink slippers whenever his leather boots weren't going to be in shot
(trufax)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Looks like...
...vinegar strokes to me.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Looks like a tricky shit to me.
He should have some grapes or laxatives to Cushing the blow.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:34, archived)
# That's the start of a meme, right there.
If only I had the skillz.

Cushing the blow
Scatter Cushing
Err, something to do with snooker, (in off the Cushing).
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Cushing Roulette
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)
# hah, deviant wank
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)
# mmm sex face lady has easter egg ears
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Star Beavis
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# leia looks like one of those blow up dolls. as if i know anything about those sorts of things *cough*
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Ha ha...excellent!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Yay :-)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Whatever will...
...Nick Clegg tell his kids in years to come?

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
# absolutely fucking fuck all
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Had a sad wank.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Aye.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Not so. Inaction would have resulted in a hung parliament, and the tory cunts wouldn't have been able to ride roughshod over the welfare state.
As I've pointed out before, I believed (and voted) for the pratt in the hope of doing away with the Kodos/ Kang system we had, and ended up being sold down the river by this cock juggling thundercunt.
I wouldn't piss down his throat if his lungs were on fire.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I used to buy Class War magazine until I realised that perpetuating class war was for twats.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Hola Capitan! :D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Evening.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Lovely flowers, man.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# havent you heard the news...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Yes.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# don't trust him Harv
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Nohands!
Wooyay!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Long time,
no see.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# "are you gonna meow all day little pussy, or are you gonna bite?"
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Aw.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# No hands! :-)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Aaaaand action! haha
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:30, archived)
# pipped slightly, but anyway...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Well it's one louder, isn't it?
hopefully the crematorium will turn the heat up to 11 :)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Needs more text on clipart ;o)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# fuck off, that's a photo of a paving slab taken in my back garden and then shopped, you cheeky sod!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# how odd
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# it's ok, it doesn't stand there all the time, just for the purposes of the photo shoot
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# I like it.
:D

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# you kids and your crazy porn eh
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# It's from the Wickes does B&Q series
hardcore grouting and gravel
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# ...covered in sement...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# eeeuw
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# *puts away car battery, crocodile clips, blackcurrant jam and Dibnah's Age of Steam VHS* I'm sorry, what?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Blackcurrant?
Weirdo.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
# More of a marmalade man?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# draw a flower on it
or make a 'Gnome in Carbonite' ยฉยฎprod co.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# I like the idea of a gnome in concrete carbonite :D
someone will read that and make a fortune making and selling them at dodgy car boots now
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# bugger..fixed ;)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# I was referring more to the earlier post.
Bonus marks for completely original source material though. And might I say that your leylandii are looking lovely at this time of year.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# ah, and I had to google that, I thought it was just a hedge
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# It's a very controversial plant.
Mainly due to its habit of going completely overboard and shading out everything else. Needs properly keeping on top of otherwise you'll block out the sun.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# yeah we hack it every now and then
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# you have clipart paving stones in your backgarden
a backgarden made of clipart
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# What slab-matching algorithm do you use?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Nice hedge, man.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# It's got dead bits that won't grow
I reckon it's haunted
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# by a happyghost
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Best. Hedge. Ever.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# So loud, he went up to twelve.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# wake the dead
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# nicely :)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Nicely done squire!
:D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Ha ha! Are they going to tip his coffin off a stack for the pallbearers to catch?
/stagediving metaphor
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# "Whazzat you say sonny?"
Can you repeat that please?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# pfft excellent
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)
# this next song is called 'Fuckin' Cunt'
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
# *headbangs*
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Needs more Marshall stack...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# the roadies just delivered it, 9 minutes late
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# for those who are about to rock...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# FUDGE TAPS
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# FUCK YOU EVERYBODY, GOODNIGHT!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
# that egg is bad
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Twang!!
Nicely.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)
# TWANG!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I too, like tutu
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# this cunt's gettin eaten
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahaha fucking hell!
You're too good at this :D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
# ohhhhh stop
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Oh yeah
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Better than ever =)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# o gawd
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# A-wimoweh a-wimoweh a-wimoweh a-wimoweh
Right, I'm off to work. Ta-ra!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha! Superb.
:D

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:23, archived)
# hahah o.O
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# I think there's something wrong.
I can't find the "this is fucking fantastic" button.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
# ahahaha, love it
thanks to all them nice replies above, i'm just a lazy bugger
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# top stuff
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Cor!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Ha-ha! Brilliant.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# That is nothing short of spectacular.
NOTHING.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU TU
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# oh fuck


(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# superbio!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# hahah...fuck!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:47, archived)
# 212
AICMFP!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Can't stop watching
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
# too early?

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)
# was he a b3tan? will we get a new icon?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Eminem is dead?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# *smacks ho in remembrance*
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Ouch!
lest we forget...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:11, archived)
# james hendrix is dead?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
# awwwww
i had a marshall amp, lasted ages
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)
# He was alright.
He brought his roadshow to Cambridge to a small pub to support my
rock school. It was a brilliant night, he brought some merkin midget
called Steve Morse with him and gave me a 1 off AMP to auction for the guitar workshps.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# good stuff
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Deserves more feedback.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
# I think it's had ample
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# But there was so much to gain
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:23, archived)
# the comments are beginning to stack
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Careful...that will ofFender.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 17:15, archived)
# He's gone up to Eleven...
Wiv da angles etc.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:32, archived)
# RIP Jim.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:22, archived)
# 4EVA IN OWR HARTZ
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# quality
lurkage
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Darling Buds of Fatality
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
# nice, have you been in a coma for 18 years?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:31, archived)
# I'm still in a coma after all that wanking
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:42, archived)
# you fancied ma
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# I was 13
I fancied Primrose
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Ha ha. No, It just came to me for some reason.
It's the sort of joke that can only be told by photoshop. And it bugs me until I make it. But yeah admittedly it's about 20 years too late.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# well I liked it
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# hark at her
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Hey, I'm cool. No handbags here mate.
It just never occurred to me that Pa Larkin wasn't relevant. Sad times.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Does this look
like a nun in a pink habit to anyone else?
weird.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:34, archived)
# So Cadbury's Creme Egg + The Gush
= Kinder Egg?

Edit: Nice work, BTW
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:36, archived)
# I DONT KNOW ITS JUST A PROTOTYPE
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Meanwhile, on their homeworld...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# BUTTIN MOON IS FALLING
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)
# mmm....giant buttons
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:44, archived)
# good lord!! :D :D
poor bunnies :( :(
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Haha
The lack of topicality is what makes it.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)
# it's what made me laugh, and what made me google catherine zeta
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Well, I'd be happy
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)
# due to coding that link takes me to /talk, i smile everytime
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# It's been quite the week for 90s jokes:
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# !
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Did... I just see that? o_O
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# deletion completion!!!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Yes.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Thread deletion really irks my craw
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:53, archived)
# It really gets my goose!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# It vexes me to the very bowels
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:06, archived)
# It really does boil my waters.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Put simply, I'm a bit peeved
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Monopoly man's willy. Allegedly.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Are Monopoly having a laugh?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# see what?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:57, archived)
# That phone's hung like an elephant.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# delete = F A I L
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:00, archived)
# I like cinema! And you?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# If only the image challenge was "THE POPE" you'd have the front page to yourself.
Oh, and what's happened to smoking Obama these days?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# It was once
b3ta.com/challenge/pope/
I guess imchocked was on holiday that week.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Obama?
The long-legged mack daddy?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkokNuIojw
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# My thoughts exactly.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# mesmerising.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Aww, he's glum :(
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)
# aww don't be sads
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:29, archived)
# this has ceratinly turned my sadness into terror
...so it works :D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:40, archived)
# normal service is resumed
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Well
... I was inspired by the news:
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/19/vatican-bank-image-hurt-closed_n_1363432.html

looks like they loose a bank, the holly bank, which transmute dirty money into clean money.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Image may be hurt
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)
# He forgives your spins
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:18, archived)
# He's a man of the cloth. And synthetics. And wools.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:20, archived)
# He is once again all time touching cloth
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Captain!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:52, archived)
# -___-
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Oh, god.
It's you again.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Vote! VOTE!! VOTE!!!

My first car - Almost won the vote last week so we're - oh-ho! - taking it for another run about the block. You'd be Mazda (MAD!) not to vote for this one

Terrified - What was the most scared you've ever been? How brown were your pants?

The Morning After - Tell us about moments of regret after foolhardy acts the night before

Taking Credit - Ever taken credit for something you didn't do?

Stupid Arguments - What's the stupidest argument you've ever been in? I once did an enormous flounce over whether Paul McGann should be considered a 'canon' Doctor Who. HE IS.







Witty comment encouraging you to vote for My First Car goes HERE
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:20, archived)
# my first car
the hollywallaby
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:22, archived)
# tell us about your honda accord, &c.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:26, archived)
# questions questions questions
where's the new image challenge?

Edit: spamming this til we get one :D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:26, archived)
# ^ This - HARD!

/talk is for questions - /board is for FUCKING IMAGES!!!!!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:27, archived)
# yes /talk love this shit
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:32, archived)
# THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)
# I thought it was quite easy
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:27, archived)
# WE WANT CHANGE!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:40, archived)
# *gives 50p* :D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# have you got 2 20s & a 10?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
# McGann is canon.
He also wins the "Best Dressed Doctor" and the "Best TARDIS" awards.
[/argument]
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:26, archived)
# You may actually be right.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:29, archived)
# I think I'm in a minority as I didn't really like his TARDIS.
Although the actual console was rather lovely, the whole 'dusty library/gothic cathedral' thing left me cold.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
#

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Nicely.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:13, archived)
# *shoves* *is chased by burly arcade attendant*
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# I hadn't really thought much beyond the console.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:58, archived)
# o/
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# i think this wins
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
# BIGGER
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# praise be
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# My first car...
...was a white Volkswagen Polo. It had four gears.

Right, that's a preview of 90% of next week's posts. By selecting something else you can help avoid automotive mix-tapes.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Ooh, some good ones there...

Speaking as a big QotW liar myself, I don't think I could take 'The morning after' for the sheer flood of 'We had MASSIVE SEX then I / she / he regretted it' type of stories, or alternatively : 'I drank too much / took too many MASSIVE DRUGS then regretted it the next day' tales.

So I think I'll go for 'Terrified'...even though it could lead to the same type of thing I suppose.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
# My first car was red and yellow
and had 'LITTLE TIKES' on the side of it.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)
# I can't drive and don't own a car so a vote for My First Car is a vote for ...
Hang on - I'm not selling this, am I?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# I have never owned a car
So will go with option (b).
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Stupid arguments.
It's what QOTW is for isn't it?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# it's sex, lies, and lies about sex, and outrageous fortune
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# and cars
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Oh no it isn't!
Oh yes it is!
etc etc ad nauseum
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# And ego stroking.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Ha! My ego's bigger than your ego.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:12, archived)
# I will retort by posting a ludicrous story on QOTW!
:D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)
# there is fuck all happening here
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:51, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Easter


Why don't you have an egg painting contest?

Then when it's finished you can all throw them at your local MP or something.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:46, archived)
# the toy inside of this egg will be a self assembly killer robot
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Close!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Kinder...surprise.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# it's one of the shitty ones where you don't get to build the toy
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
toy builds YOU
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:33, archived)
# but that's three things...
IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# science!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:22, archived)
#

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# If you go down to the woods today, you're sure to be assaulted and raped by a Swiss giant dressed in tinfoil?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# ... again?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
# *rushes off to the nearest wooded area*
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:16, archived)
# :@ )
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# It's a... wait for it...
an EGGsplosion!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Don't worry...
you'll get ova it :@ )
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
# You're cracking me up with these yolks
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Store them in your
big joke albumen
/desperate
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
I like this.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Chocadoobie vs Potsyk!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:31, archived)
# No reason other than time for paint.exe


(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)
#
Is this yours?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:38, archived)
# not mine
clearly the result of too much acid, innit :)

edit: pretty impressive the way everything seems to be throwing up or trying to in that image.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# ^ This contains both Woo and Yay!

* also

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# *glee*
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# a genuine pump-action love head
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)
# it'll love you as long as you love it
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:42, archived)
# endorsed
 

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# hahahahahahh
FUUUUUCK
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
#
---surrealist---no question---
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:17, archived)
# hyperrealism
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:21, archived)
# or a MENTAL
:D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# no, you're just one of the rare few who see things AS THEY REALLY ARE
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Bit of an odd name for a busline in South Africa...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Überlurker.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:17, archived)
# he's no isaac mangang though
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# More of a Stephen
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
# 6 years, 8 months and 16 days
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Also, I note that the current compo is clearly so good
that they are letting it run for a second week
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)
#

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Bizarrely, my first result is 'I found this humerus"
LOL!!!!!!1
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)
# this screenshot is out of date
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:28, archived)
# That picture was SO eleven o'clock.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Ditto.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# I actually get that result
if I type as far as:
i found this i t
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
# It is however the only suggestion for that
so there is nothing else on the internet that anyone finds and thinks something of.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Urgh hope not
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
#

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Good ning Wobbly
reminds me I must make a ning pic :)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:46, archived)
# I have loads....
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# I could watch this all day
In fact, I think I will
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:52, archived)
# Move over!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:56, archived)
# it's actually been longer than that...
only signed up because I wanted to vote in QOTW - been lurking for YEARS before that - how long has B3ta been going for anyway? I reckon I may have been around here from almost the begining. I think I got here via a link from Urban 75...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Oops.
Me too O_o
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Urban 75 eh?
That old place
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Do you get triple points if you travel with them?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)
# dirty protests are shit
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)
# mmmm fish supper
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:01, archived)
# There was shock and revulsion today as Rob's bedroom webcam feed went live...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# I think X is going to win
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)
# not if it's O's turn next
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)
# O's stupid though....
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Premier Travel Inn?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Noughts and Crosses is a shit game anyway… oh wait!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:15, archived)
# There's no way.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:59, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:33, archived)
# miOW
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Yep, he's on Mephedrone.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# I for one welcome our new Acid Cat overlords.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:39, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Lordy.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)
# by the word of the Boognish!
 

 
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:53, archived)
# It was destiny that the Boognish
had just the right number of teefs for my tag :D
Hail the mighty Boognish!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)
# lawdy lawdy
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:10, archived)
# :D
Gene Weens new album Marvelous Clouds to be released soon :)
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)
# Dancin' cat XD
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:39, archived)
# 'lo D.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:41, archived)
# You are the dancing cat, young and sweet in your silly hat
Dancing cat, feel the beat on the hallway mat
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Just waitin' for the drop...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Bass line feline feelin fine - wait for it!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:52, archived)
# this shit's fucked
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)
# this shit is fucked right up.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:45, archived)
# business cat says game over would you like to play again
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:25, archived)
# More of this.
What is it?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:05, archived)
# *JJ Abrams Effect Engaged - please use safety goggles provided*
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# oh you noticed that little gradient flare in there? I thought it quite subtle myself
 
GIMP REMIX
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)
# how about some sparkles with that
 

 
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
# *NAAAANEEEERRRRNAAAAANNNNEEEEEEERRRRRR!*
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# oh shit busted
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)
# hide the clarky cat
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Cute eyeblow XD
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:59, archived)
# President Cat
tries to appeal to the younger generation
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha XD
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:33, archived)
# looks like president cat's getting impeached
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# would
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:41, archived)
# wahey!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Damn!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:03, archived)
# Morning...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Ssssss!
He's got a hot ass!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Captain!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:41, archived)
# all time
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# TOUCHING
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)
# AGAIN
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)
# walken on sunshine?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Woah woooah!
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# That's no moon.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)
# for me............this is different.........because
he plays a lot of....VILLIANS and in this....one
he plays a guy....a good guy, basically.
He's a FREAKIN' man on the sun
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)
# He needs to see the doc
with haemorrhoids that bad
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:38, archived)
# that might as well be Walken on the sun
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:39, archived)

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