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[challenge entry] Too obvious?


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(andycrass loves two hats on, Tue 1 May 2012, 1:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 3:43, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 May 2012, 3:46, archived)
# fear acquired.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 1 May 2012, 4:15, archived)
# o hai pedro
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 4:20, archived)
# God damn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 May 2012, 5:21, archived)
# TERRORISTS!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 May 2012, 3:48, archived)
# You appear to have made a mistake
and posted the Windows Vista logo instead of a funny image you made
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:14, archived)
# http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSAVpDZOgjt4&v=SAVpDZOgjt4&gl=GB
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Tue 1 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Oh my god they,ve killed Woody.


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(andycrass loves two hats on, Tue 1 May 2012, 1:18, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 May 2012, 1:50, archived)
# hahahaha
Fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 1 May 2012, 2:04, archived)
# I love that bit in the assassination video where she tries to collect all his brains from the back of the car and put them back in his head.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 1 May 2012, 2:58, archived)
# Meanwhile, in an alternative universe...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 May 2012, 3:16, archived)
# That would be
the Stephen King one
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 7:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 3:52, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 May 2012, 4:01, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 4:17, archived)
# THIS TOOK AGES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 May 2012, 4:30, archived)
# Game Over!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 4:50, archived)
# This game is FUCKed!
Who's the giant-brained fuck-nut who thought these would work in zero-G?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 4:54, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
# a water cannon
with very large balls...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# I saw the russia today logo
as "retweet"

time for bed me thinks

woo to CDCs
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Radio Times
Edit: I'm off to bed too. Goodnight b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 0:09, archived)
# where's the fanny fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 1 May 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Good point!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 1 May 2012, 0:26, archived)
# christ, he's going to turn inside out like that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 2:46, archived)
# no reason
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# no reason needed
carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Deadly magnet eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
# What's going on here then?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Uh oh... You should always
let sleeping jellyfish lie.

(Is that a jellyfish? It seems kind of... hairy.)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:44, archived)
# It's a jellyfish that went to The Beard Laboratory
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:46, archived)
# The transplant was a resounding
success! What next? Hairy-lipped squids?

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Hairy-lipped squids occur naturally. By the way your tendency to break between
subject and message in the middle of a clause is intriguing me. Is it following some obscure poetic meter or simply arbitrary?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:56, archived)
# If it follows any kind
of a pattern it's entirely unconscious.

I'd like to think future scholars will dissect my posts in search of hidden meanings, though.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:00, archived)
# The enceladus code!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Just so long as they don't get
Tom Hanks to play me, I don't mind. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:03, archived)
# You're thinking of dogfish
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# haha...
top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)
# Wow! Or more bow wow!
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:11, archived)
# His German Bight is worse than his bark
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:13, archived)
# this species is found in the medi-terrier-anean, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
# (w)oof!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Put that pun in the dogger bank.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Since it's been a while since Jobsy the Kitten had an outing
and since I haven't made a dance gif in a while, here is this:
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)
# *unce-unce-unce, wub-wub-wub*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# YAY! MICRO!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:31, archived)
# or:
micro-yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Spacky dance gifs (mostly involving cats), and the plethora of reposts that follow
give my scroll finger a good workout.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# They are an indelible part of b3ta and each b3tan must suffer them or flounce
either that or click "hide"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# look at those pupils...
he's taken too much catnip.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Should have just had a half
to see how strong it was
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:30, archived)
# yeah - a lot of catnip these days is
adulterated with mint - he must have got a stong batch.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# "NIP for CASH", "NIP for CASH"
'loiters about'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:43, archived)
# That stuff does serious long term damage.
I bet you used to be just CatMan, until the substance abuse. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
# When he goes to the toilet
he makes CatManDo
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)
# He should team up with a horse sidekick...
CatMan and Dobbin.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Or become a Hindu leader
MaCatMa Gandhi
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Or a new kind of road surfacing material
TarMadCatMan

ok, getting a bit tenuous now...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
# As imchocked might say
CatMan he is again touching all time my ass!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Haha... did imchocked give birth to that text meme?
I've always wondered where it came from. He is useful for something other than Fuck the Pope pics, then.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Yes, he did a picture of Obama saying it to Wharf from Star Trek, for reasons best known to himself
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:12, archived)
# aha!
Another obscure bit of b3ta lore explained.

Micto's dictionary was useful for this kind of thing, but I'm not sure it's kept up to date any more...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:18, archived)
# I actually added that exact phrase to it a few days ago
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Oh, well done!
You are an assiduous b3ta archivist (I refer also to the flounce museum.)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:42, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)
# She will have his eyes out with those!
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# x__x
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:40, archived)
# I was just about to say that
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Perhaps she already has
and that explains Flan's face
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Perhaps he went over a blind summit

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Summit or other
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# haha!
ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:52, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10758736
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# crikey, you could cut your name in glass with those
twice, simultaneously.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:39, archived)
# Ice too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Has this image been *ahem* tweaked?
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Just a nipple bit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# I don't see the point
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# The whole thing's a bust then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# It's already just a fading mammary
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:54, archived)
# just ignork him
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Well I find her uplifting
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Quite
Let's show Atomic some support
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)
# I don't know why Tribs is trying to knock'er down.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Bra'vo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:21, archived)
# You lot are really milking this.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)
# Maybe he needs to get something off his chest.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)
# Is this pun-thread going on too long now?
Corset is!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:34, archived)
# It's slowing down a bit.
So I'll just basque in this brief interlude of quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Widening it out like that means we can stay.
Stocking so many puns I find it easy to roll-on.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
# I'm finding it quite titillating
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 7:49, archived)
# I try to keep abreast of things.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)
# You've really goT IT
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Straight to the point.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# That's the face of a man who knows what's coming next
or so he thinks...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)
# He's just lifting weights.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:06, archived)
# She's already poked his eyes out
He thinks she's just a bundle of old carpets
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Are they all this powerful on planet Earth?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:04, archived)
# ?__?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:09, archived)
# *nods*
Yes, sometimes twice as powerful.

But not three times as powerful, as that would be ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Inspector Flan is dead, murdered..
.. and somebody's responsible!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# Plan FUCK from Outer Space!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:17, archived)
# You see? Your stupid minds!
Stupid! STUPID!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:23, archived)
# We are all interested in the future...
... for that is where we will all spend the rest of our lives!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)
# I have Channel 4 to thank for my introduction to Ed Wood, back when it was still a great channel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# yep - it also introduced me to a lot of rather
naughty foreign films with a red triangle in the top left corner...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:32, archived)
# *fistbumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# haha - Flan 9
From Outer Space!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:33, archived)
# heheh - your 'special effect'
is more convincing than the original.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:35, archived)
# :D Science!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:34, archived)
# ^what she said
:oD
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 2:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 May 2012, 3:44, archived)
# Fuck me... I've been a b3tan for a decade!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# if b3ta was a drug it would be the full on throbbing viagra of productivity fucking
which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Does that make lurking on /links methadone?
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# I do not know, human.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
That is a nice graph
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Cheers...
It's a bell (end) curve! :D
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
# your career progress seems impressive
but too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# like my nose...
:¬p
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# hehe
happy candles old man
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Cheers...
I'm still expecting Rob to send me a telegram!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Looks rather like the same wave form, just staggered by a few years.
I'd get your post rate back up sharpish or bye bye career.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Bloody hell I didn't see the correlation!
I've forgotten how to do it... woo, yay... something AAAAAAARRRGGGHH!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
How very true. Also, happy b3taday :D


(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Cheers...
and would...
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:12, archived)
#
would you must have, in ten years!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Cheers...
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:18, archived)
# not many been on here more than us 9 yearers
have a cake
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I remember when this were all fields... and b3ta looked like this:
web.archive.org/web/20020530063134/http://b3ta.com/
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Wow... 280 px...
Heady days.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Before all you talented buggers turned up with your new fangled seamless pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)
# I like the 'Not mine' pope FPd =)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 1 May 2012, 7:02, archived)
# 

         (
         )\
         {_}
        .-;-.
       |'-=-'|
       |HAPPY|
       |b3ta |
       | day |
       |busy |  
       | phil|
       '.___.'

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Cheers Captn Hood-Butter
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
# 10 Years! Cor!
Congrats!

Hit the decade myself a scant five days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:23, archived)
# Wow... there are 99 user accounts between us!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:28, archived)
# HBDbp!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# Ca...
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# Cheers wub
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Jings! 'Tis a Great Old One!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:50, archived)
# *throws weight around*
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Cock off noob.
Edit: Haha, major luke.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Gratz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:16, archived)
# congrats...
fuck the career - post more!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:22, archived)
# So it's true what they say then?
You'll never leave

Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:28, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:17, archived)
# Feel the burn Pennywise you twat
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
# why did he turn in to a big crap spider?
Did anyone think that was more scary than the clown?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)
# King does that alot, I think he has severe arachnophobia
there's a giant mutant spider in the Dark Tower books

imjussayin
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# Steven king films / series often go a bit silly towards the end.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)
# The original version of 'Salem's Lot remains his TV apex.
Ralphie at the window, man.
Ralphie at the fucking window.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Because Stephen King's dinner was ready.
Only the lure of steak can make a man hastily change a supernatural fear demon into a giant spider from Mars in the last 40 pages.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:08, archived)
# Hey Georgie!...one sec...hey Georgie..be right with you...
Hey Georgie..

right im off
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# oh smeg indeed matey!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Oop!
..
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Arsemeg?
Is that placed next to the nutmeg?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Ice man?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Dirty dawg.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# I met him once in real life. He is about that tall.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
# did he put his penis inside you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)
# I don't like scary monsters! *runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# It would be the definitive sex explosion to
Define all definitive sex explosions.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Not gonna happen.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Would at least partially explain atomic's unique erotic artistic style...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:46, archived)
# You cad!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)
# O_o

O_o 8=O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Good lord. It just keeps getting stranger around here.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Oh christ
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Buggery Bollocks!
WTF is that!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:08, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Is it Pun O'clock yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:29, archived)
# Van Dyke, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# looks like he's about to MURDERISE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:48, archived)
# why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:46, archived)
# I'm spent.
Hurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Show me the Monet
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Fake!
No Bridge, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Sorry, but there is a better cubism one than this
Can't remember who did it though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:44, archived)
# It was a brutal bandwagon. If you hesitated, the joke was stolen.
Few of us came out of it unchanged.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
# he's ALWAYS Busey, even when he isn't
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Haha
Type 2 bay window ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Bay 12, please
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:42, archived)
# either way
had 2 of them I'm after a T25 now
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:08, archived)
# around about
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:47, archived)
# the animation of this is superb
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:53, archived)
# almost as good as when he was on the a-team!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)
# The way the tongue licks the top lip is especially nice
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:03, archived)
# culture club sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Parma Chameleon
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:08, archived)
# do you really want to herta frankfurter me?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Oh God,
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 May 2012, 7:53, archived)
# Dara O' Briain's seen better days
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Pfffttt...
So that's my tea all over the place!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)
# THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE POPPY
How very dare
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:26, archived)
# just going to leave this here...
cfb.

just a little something I made screwing around with photoshop. nothing that special, certainly not worth bumping anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Too much Sake
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# Sorry; this was my dad's joke
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# I was my dad's joke too:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
# I know.
They're smashingly hung blinds behind her.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# classic dad joke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# hometiem!
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Bye!!
PS: Get yerself a pooter!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Yam it bee tiem?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen, the plot for the next Studio Ghibli film; Panda Bees!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# complete with child-unfriendly shapeshifting demons, hideous old women with unrealistic wrinkles, something about a curse
and a storyline that is a bit WTF

I miss old Ghibli, though 'arrietty' was a welcome return to simpler times.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Porco Rosso is still my face.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# The sequence with the graveyard of planes in the sky always gets me tearful
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# You must get a lot of funny looks then
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Laputa and Porco Rosso are my favourites
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Laputa & Kiki are mine
Love Totoro & Porco, too
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Kiki and Totoro are the only Miyazaki ones I haven't seen
Might have to do something about that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Porco Rosso is great, but you have to watch it a few times to get it, and the lack of a clear ending.
For some reason 'The Black Parade' by My Chemical Romance always reminds me of that awesome parade of dead aviators in the sky.

Laputa and Spirited Away are probably the only ones that have a clear beginning, middle and end like you'd expect from a story.

Princess Mononoke is amazing, but there's no arc to the story, it's just all about progress. But then that is the theme of the film; it's just unconventional in exposing it in that way.

Kiki is good, but more like a series of 1/2-hour shows edited into one movie. Kids can kind of all too easily get bored and turn it off after the first few deliveries. But it does have the best opening of them all, and the epilogue scenes over the closing credits are wonderful too.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)
# arrietty seemed to lack ghibli weirdness
the borrowers meets the flower fairies

ponyo ftw
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# I dont much like the modern ghibli wierdness trend
The wierdness in spirited away was acceptable, because old japanese ghosts / gods are wierd as fuck, generally, but its still no excuse for grotesque grannies with giant heads and clitorises on their forehead.

I prefer the simpler, more charming tales, like kiki, which had no wierdness, bad guys, curses, fantasy realms, monsters or real peril.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:13, archived)
# I thought Spirited Away was a bit haphazard, but I still enjoyed it
Nausicaa was a bit of a disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# I liked Nausicaa, I thought she was cute
although the giant bugs that looked like woodlice gave me the heebie jeebies

The Cat Returns is my Ghibli disapointment
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)
# I like the older stuff where you can see influences on what came later.
Like the giant airships that kind of leaked through into Laputa.

That trailer for Whisper of the Heart on all the DVDs is extraordinary for the little references and cross-over of motifs to the other films, even though the film itself is a simple modern story of young relationships. A shame the director didn't get to do any more, on account of his premature promotion to full time daisy pusher-upperer.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Nah, Ponyo is a bit too mental. It's trying too hard to be another Spirited Away.
It's OK, but maybe it's just the concept of 'tasting human blood' that really weirds me out. That's just nasty. At least it wasn't as awful as their version of 'Earthsea' though.

Then again, the bit in Spirited Away where it goes all Disney with that hopping lamp is the strangest part. The tram running through the flood is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)
# earthsea
review: "it just stopped"

I guess that's a side effect of making what's effectively an episode in a series of books, apparently the author didn't like the animation much.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
# i enjoyed it, although it was slow...
And when the boy was going on about how he was probably going to die at the hospital, geez, we figured that out already -- but way to completely bring me down.

Ponyo was cute. I felt like it left bits unresolved, though.

Spirited Away is just plain awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Fuck all that.
Tigers In The Mud FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Hahaha, deary me :D
Or deary bee...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# Hahaha
I was going to tell you one of my dad's joke's, but I better not!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Red Bush Pea
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# I did wonder who invented that
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Trek Wars Galactica lols

er, possible spoiler alert btw
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# RIS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# ^ This
also, someone deleted a thread
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# it's semi official that Sherlock Rumblepatch is Khan in the new readybrek film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# i didnae know that
Didnt even know they were doing a new starbylon 5 film, let alone having khan in it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# I think he's C3PD2's dad
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# What, you mean Khan Noonaeryn-Sun?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:53, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:59, archived)
# I'm telling your mum!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# cumberbatch is such a wonderfully filthy-sounding name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Felchy McNIcelyparted is better:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:35, archived)
# I thought it was against b3ta ettiquette to give out our real names?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# B3tards have ettiquette?:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# i thought we were all called gordon
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
# No
or Brian Blessed wouldn't've said, 'Felchy McNicelyparted's ALIIIVE?!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# ah, true!
and there's dave as well
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:05, archived)
# i've had him, he's not all that
he's not even the bag of chips
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:42, archived)
# He many not be the bag of chips
but he was definitely the small batter sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
# no spoilers please

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:37, archived)
# the good guys win
and its partly set in space
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Have you seen The Avengers?

I give it 6.5 japes out of 10
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# off to see it on wednesday
assuming the 2 for 1 cinema ticket is still on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
# I saw it in 2D
imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# I've no intention of seeing anything fast moving or colourful in 3d
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# It aint that fast, there's a fuckton of dialogue.

But I shall say no more.



The Hulk is impressive though.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Less talk, more action!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:01, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# his man tit is almost falling out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Hehe perfect pose for KHAAAAANing
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# It was the most likely option.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:41, archived)
# In a Sunday suppliment near you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# *buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# But you only know numpty three people:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# lies!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# The internetz told me so it yam troo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)
# sadtiems
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)
# suppliant?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Sorry?:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)
#
Much fucking better
(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Yay!
The nazis haven't scared you away!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
#
No chance!
(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Shame.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Naaa his other sites rely of using our stuff
why would he?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
#
What stuff?
(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# The babe with the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
#
There's never a wrong place for a Labyrinth reference.
(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
# There is in a PG movie when children are staring at Bowie's leotarded cock!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
#
I watched that movie after doing a load of magic mushrooms one time. I've never really been the same since.
(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Our plates are better than yours............................................so Fuck Off!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:46, archived)
# You still haven't sent me my complimentary plate :p
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:49, archived)
# I've stopped doing that kind of service.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:50, archived)
# *Bandwagons*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
#
That lolly's fucked up
(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Please don't mention the words 'lolly' and 'fucked' in the same sentence here, ta
One small typo and the site will be taken down
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# and for anyone following politics,
Here's Jeremy Hunt allowing Rupert Murdoch to influence his judgement ...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# it's multi-thread day!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
# an expert!
Different pics, different threads ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# haha!
this must be the only circumstance where Hunt would be allowed to be seated in Murdoch's presence
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:26, archived)
# ^^^ This
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Sorry we told the guy below. We have to be consistent.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.


EDIT: Also if her were in it them we'd know who all the four judges were. :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Hmmm
Maybe it's me, but I don't see the bit where posting *new* images with totally different topics in their own threads is disallowed.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:12, archived)
# Olympics missiles ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Why is everyone talking about Olympic missiles today?
(by everyone I mean you and Frogbeat, and by talking about I mean doing pictures of)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# I shall only do pics from the gossip columns in future ..
and not the headlines. I am so sorry and humbled.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
# thanks for that java editing tip, it really works !

Click For Bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Ooh *blushes*
Don't thank me, it was just in an old newsletter.
Edit: Also, putting this in my profile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# more false advertising
well remembered though
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Moving wanky posts down the board for nearly ten years...
with FLUFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Hooray!!
I has clikt
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# I like a bearded pussy!
*silence*
What? Just saying...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Thats a serious hairball.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
# smoking bearded kittehs ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# gravitas kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Always.
Unless you have the word 'When' in your name. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
#
I am SO going to leave my discarded pants in your hostel.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# Well you wouldn't leave them if they weren't discarded.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
#
I might leave some soiled ones instead then.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:56, archived)
# A Fistfull of Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# 10 fucks more
the fuck with no Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# The Good, The Bad and the FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha, total mindpiss
even down to the use of capitals. Almost.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:08, archived)
# ZOMG
This is the Rolls Royce on Mindpiss.
Edit: you are probably more grammatically correct, I bow to your pissage.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:33, archived)
# The Good, The Bad and The FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# !
Once upon a Fuck! in the West.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# high plains FUCKer
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# FUCK 'em High
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
# the outlaw josey FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
# The UnFUCKgiven
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:22, archived)
# pale FUCKer
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# FUCK your wagon
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# two FUCKs for sister FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# FUCK, you sucker
(seeing as we seem to be referencing all Leone's movies in order)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# *checks Wikipedia*
My Name Is FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Walkers Bear Grylls Crisps


Click for bigger (264 kb)
From www.fadvertising.co.uk
(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# can't be any worse
than the builder's breakfast and choclate & chilli flavours they did
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Dear Mr. Matthew Hawkings. We all hate you. Please fuck off and die. I hear the drop from the Thames is just beautiful this time of year.
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# I thought it was meant to be Noobie Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:29, archived)
# *sigh*
i'll get the jaffa cakes, you put the kettle on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I have staff you know?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
# then why is my cup of tea taking so long?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# As nobody likes you
Everybody hates you
Here is your worm tea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:49, archived)
# fine! i'll make a better one myself!
*kettleflounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
# ...strangest urge to have a cup of tea now
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# i'm already having one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# i hear that www.fadvertising.co.uk is just a front for a child porn ring
and that matthew hawkins sell fake good from china and illegal copied dvds and that matthew hawkins is the ring leader of a child porn ring i hope none of googles robots are reading this and finding out that matthew hawkins is involved in child porn and human trafficking.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
#
I don't bother with illegal copied dvds. Just child porn.
(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:55, archived)
# now you're entering into the spirit of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)
# When I said "could be funnier, though"
Seems I meant "spam the board with progressively less funny material"

Fuck off you tiresome twat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Grumpy MV! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Deary deary me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)
# people are angry at you because you are coming across as an attention seeking spamcunt
who wants people from this website to look at another one.

Please read the faq and consider trying harder to fit in with this community (your sense of humour fits) or fucking off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
# community?!:O
Are you some sort of sparrow eating commie:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
# your pics are good, and very much in the spirit of b3ta
but people dont like it when folks basically spam each and every image in their portfolio back catalogue in new threads each time.

Plus, it wouldnt hurt to participate in banter, even though everyone seems to be calling you names now.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# If you see where he's come from (if it's true)
he's more than aware of this as his previous work included using B3ta stuff.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Post them all in one thread
or wait and post some tomorrow. Otherwise you may start to notice people getting royally pissed off with you. At the moment it looks like a genuine schoolboy error. One more new thread and they'll see the flames in Guatemala.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Wow, three polite posts in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:39, archived)
# indeed.
people forget that although people sometimes come across as spambots, they are real people, and calling them a cunt within a few posts doesnt really help people's opinion of b3ta being a bit like 4chan these days.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I agree, rather than shouting CUNT at new person
it could be done much more gently :D

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Hmmm, in my day, you lurked for a bit, you read the FAQ or Baz told you to fuck off.
/remembers when the internet was all fields.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# if people have come to b3ta blind
not read the faq and not watched how the banter goes, they really only have themselves to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
#
Shit, didn't mean to piss anyone off. The site is only a couple weeks old so just trying to share some of the material is all!
(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:43, archived)
# # 2
press "reply" to your thread then put the code for the new pic in the box....you can post as many as you like repeatedly using this method without incurring the wrath of the board.....all the pics will then be in the same thread.......
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)
# "The site is only a couple weeks old"
I think you'll find B3ta has been going a lot longer than that.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Well, there's plenty of time, but don't post them all at once as it gets irritating really fast.
People get sore when stuff gets booted down the board, is all. You'll see when you've been here a while.

Everyone does, when they've stared down the abyssal horror of goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)
#
I'll wait until tomorrow before sticking up the remaining 800 then...
(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# That's what she said
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# i'm assuming you didn't make them all yourself
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:47, archived)
#
almost all of them, bar one or two
(falseadverts, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:53, archived)
# also
people like it if you take time to comment on their pichurs too :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)
# he's too busy advertising his site on other forums
he'll be back in a minute once he's finished on 4chan and buzzfeed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Internet stalker!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# The best thing to do now
would be to delete two of these three threads. It doesn't matter which.

/helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:46, archived)
# stop stirring the shite, you
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:47, archived)
# Tee hee!
False adverts balanced with false advice...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)
# FEEL MY THREAD DELETERY WRATH!:O

Snatch 22 blog :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Look at me
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:52, archived)
# *looks*





Oh, put it away, for Pete's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Poor old Pete
He always gets this kind of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Whoops.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Fuck.


It's not Tuesday already, surely? Have I lost a whole day? Again?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# I haven't had spam in ages
I might pop over the road and get some today
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# What are you cry babies spitting the dummy about this morning?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:51, archived)

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