Oh mo!
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:36,
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Mo(o)Momomomomomomomomomo!
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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that...,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:12,
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Rissing like a biatch here...or am I just being a numpty?
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addickted has attained freedom,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:31,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Olympics"){kind=small}
Sorry, couldn't resist...
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:28,
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Techmo, techmo, techmo, techmo.
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:47,
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What did you compo that for, you mong?
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:48,
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err, because it's a repository for all Olympic-themed images???www.b3ta.com/challenge/london-olympics/
No need to be abusive. I'm sure there are self-respecting mongs reading this who have no wish to be associated with the above image or its maker.
(No need to be abusive. I'm sure there are self-respecting mongs reading this who have no wish to be associated with the above image or its maker.
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:00,
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Yeeha!Although it's crying out for someone to animate this with Mo's stickmen limbs dancing away
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:03,
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Oh go on then
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:27,
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I was going to have Mo appearing out of a UFO but it was getting too late and weird by then.
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addickted has attained freedom,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:32,
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haha the end of close encounters :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:38,
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Yep yep yep yepYep yep yep yep
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:36,
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=DIn other news: I finally (belatedly) got around to donating last night. How do you sort your icon cos I can't see jack sheeeeit? Thanks!
( addickted has attained freedom,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:39,
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god/rob will get round to it..just have to wait
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:46,
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Good stuff!I've no idea how it works, I don't remember paying for mine.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:53,
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Thanks gents.It's only fair I donate to the site I fill up with my shit! =D
( addickted has attained freedom,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:58,
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FP this now!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:13,
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may be a little wide to fit on FP?
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 23:59,
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Shouldn;t havebut did make me chuckle....
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:21,
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haha...mo limit... prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:25,
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I knew what it was before I saw it!Ace!
(
Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:35,
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Why you kilt b3ta, Mo?Why?
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:03,
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Haha!Great use of the scroll width :)
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 0:20,
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One simply does not run into Mo'dorSlightly tweaked version now
Click for bigger (145 kb)
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:19,
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Click for bigger (145 kb)
I'm drinking a can of Monster, Still Lemonade energy drink.It tastes like glue.
True story.
(True story.
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:27,
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That stuff is made from dead horses.Best of all the animals.
( undergroundmonkey Kernt,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:32,
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I'll be damned if I'm making more than one trip carrying these bagsAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHELPME
[mod edit - Click for bigger (1.5mb)
(never too late for Olympic-ish images is it?)
[sorry no Mo]
{brackets}
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:38,
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[mod edit - Click for bigger (1.5mb)
(never too late for Olympic-ish images is it?)
[sorry no Mo]
{brackets}
This is awesome In all senses of the meaning
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:40,
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haha trust a man to try to carry too many bags at once.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:40,
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haha Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:40,
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Especially when they start cutting into your fingers...Carrier bags; shit 'em.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:42,
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Top Tip: (discovered through practice as a HomeCarer)Knot the handles together which gives you one big handle on each bag less cutting into your flesh like cheese wire.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:45,
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*takes notes*I considered getting one of those trolley things old people have, but your idea's far more practical. :D
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:47,
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That's an epic shopping trolleythey should make them more macho and trendy so that younger people and men aren't put off using them. You could have one in black leather with studs in it and Born to Shop in an Hell's Angel patch
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:54,
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well, technically it's a suitcase,but if there's shopping in it, it's a shopping trolley
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:56,
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Something like that would be really handy for me.Especially when going to class; I have a toolbox filled with all sorts of art stuff, so that can go in there.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:57,
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I meant North face make great quality gear....So do lots of other companies too, but because people like North face, anything with north face on it goes for £50 more than something with out it on :-)
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:09,
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tbh, it wasn't particularly cheap, but i bought it because it fit my need perfectly at the timenow i use it for all sorts, so it's more than paid for itself.
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:14,
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Also if you have any practical skills at making stuffthese are handy. www.healthandmobilitystore.com/photos/carrier-handle.jpg
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:52,
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I saw something similar a while ago, it just clips on.I guess for me, it's a matter of having something that's not going to slice my fingers off, and not going to wrench my arm out of place, a la that thing up there. :D
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:59,
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Pah, you just put your wrists through the handles, and hold around them with your hands to stop them slipping off.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:13,
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That cuts into the wrist - I've tried it.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:20,
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nicely, and well done for covering up the dislocated/broken elbow
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:44,
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oooph I remember that one. :/dislocated shoulder..arf
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:51,
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Hey, I sometimes read reddit too! I sometimes read reddit too!"14 hours ago"
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:57,
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Dear eatcrayons, did you make this yourself?answer quickly please
*removes from Front Page until proof is obtained*
(*removes from Front Page until proof is obtained*
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:00,
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Ooo FPing a hotlinked image...EDIT wow truly nothing is beyond God...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:03,
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it's not hotlinked, I'd already resized and rehosted it
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:12,
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God Save Teh b3ta.Ahhh...too late...too late!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:14,
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yes i did make this myself. i was the person who submitted it to reddit 14 hours ago you can check the username on that submission. here's a screenshot of a PSD file i saved near the end of the completion of the gif as proof i made it: i.imgur.com/gpikD.png
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:36,
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Huzzah!Should have posted it here first though..... Now I feel like the ugly one at chucking out time..
but then again...
(but then again...
unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:43,
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it's ok, i still appreciate you for who you are as a person. gosh, you have really pretty eyes, has anyone ever told you that?
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:56,
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I've had many compliments on the brown one
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:52,
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Why would you screenshot a PSD?I'm just curious.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:44,
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I'm not wise in these things, but could he not have reopened a saved work in progress file and taken the screenshot just now in order to show his credentials?
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:46,
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that's what I thought he saidas I say - not wise in these things...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:49,
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I'm trying to shut upbut I keep talking.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:00,
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maybe he saves the files that he's worked on..
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:37,
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In which case, what are you doing waiting 14 hours between sending it to reddit and posting it here?well done - great stuff, all suspicion formally rescinded
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:45,
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Hmm, I'm not sure actually. I finished it last night and posted it to reddit. Then this morning I got out of bed and realized "those folks at b3ta would probably enjoy it too!" Next time I make something fab I'll post it here 14 hours before anywhere else to even things out a bit.
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:54,
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excellent, I'll reFP it then, top work, thanks for replyingIn future, post here more, win over the natives, that sort of thing
( God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:49,
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also, keep gifs under 400k, cheers
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:57,
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Why did the chicken cross the road?I need to know, dammit!
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:45,
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In that case, sorry I went all Sherlock on you there...... and congrats on producing something that did enough on reddit to get in the first couple of pages of /r/all!
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:06,
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Aw so is it nicked?Boo.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:01,
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Aww really? No fun!EDIT: Oh wait, my apologies!
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:08,
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Now I'm suspicious about your other FP, eatcrayons3 messages on the main board in two years, 2 FPs
either you're quite selective about posting, or you're a plagiarist. which seems a bit silly on B3ta. We don't give prize money, you know. How much satisfaction do you get from posting other peoples work?
do you have any proof that this work is your own. maybe post links to some of the source graphics you used?
(either you're quite selective about posting, or you're a plagiarist. which seems a bit silly on B3ta. We don't give prize money, you know. How much satisfaction do you get from posting other peoples work?
do you have any proof that this work is your own. maybe post links to some of the source graphics you used?
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:32,
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I'll admit I'm not a big poster this site but when I make a neat-o gif that I think you all would enjoy I make sure I post it here to get some lovin'. I actually got into the New York Times for my first gif that I posted here!
Here's a screenshot of a Photoshop file of the gif before I merged all of the layers and actually made the gif file: i.imgur.com/gpikD.png
Here's the original gif that I used: i.imgur.com/pbohH.gif
And here's the images where I took the bags from: i.imgur.com/KUTbG.png
I assure you that I made all of the gifs I posted here and if you see them posted anywhere else they were originally posted by me. Sorry for the confusion fellas :(
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:49,
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Here's a screenshot of a Photoshop file of the gif before I merged all of the layers and actually made the gif file: i.imgur.com/gpikD.png
Here's the original gif that I used: i.imgur.com/pbohH.gif
And here's the images where I took the bags from: i.imgur.com/KUTbG.png
I assure you that I made all of the gifs I posted here and if you see them posted anywhere else they were originally posted by me. Sorry for the confusion fellas :(
You've not done anything you need to apologise for.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:52,
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we like to heap praise on peoplebut when we fear we are being manipulated we go all Columbo and get the burning pitchforks ready.
You don't need to show your workings, just stay and chat and join in and stuff, we don't bite, well some of us do, but they've had their shots and they only mean some kind of sexual love by it :)
(You don't need to show your workings, just stay and chat and join in and stuff, we don't bite, well some of us do, but they've had their shots and they only mean some kind of sexual love by it :)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:53,
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many times those fears are well groundedHe didn't need to show his workings, but doing so has given him credibility instead of suspicion.
but I promise I won't ask him again
(but I promise I won't ask him again
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:06,
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I don't want to see his workings!it'll be all pipes and internal organs and clockwork covered in "lubricant"
eeeeuw!
(eeeeuw!
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:47,
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i come across as reasonable in my grilling, but my actual reaction was:fuck, that's great!
what? It was posted on reddit 14 hours ago?
You theiving motherfucker! how could you betray us like that?
(what? It was posted on reddit 14 hours ago?
You theiving motherfucker! how could you betray us like that?
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:15,
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now that i have everyone's trust, i can nick everything from now on!oh damn. wait. i didn't mean that. those were inside words that my hands typed out for some reason. cuss you, hands. WRETCHED HANDS.
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:44,
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I understand the distrust at first. Heck, sometimes I don't even trust myself. I stared at myself in the mirror for an hour asking myself if I truly did make this gif. What does it mean "to make?" Who is "I?" What is "me?" I had to leave the bathroom then because my dad had to take a dump.
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:44,
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Great GIF, Great not-getting-your knickers-in-a-twist when challenged, Great hummus in the reply.*doffs cap*
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:03,
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cheers, eatcrayonsit did look a lot like you might have seen something and reposted it, but this gesture has allayed my suspicions
Great idea and well executed!
(Great idea and well executed!
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:02,
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Well, that's pretty conclusive.
( Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:12,
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Next time just tell everyone to FUCK OFF.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:43,
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Brilliant work.And top gauntlet running.
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:59,
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your work is so good you have to prove it's yoursi envy you
woo!
(woo!
Mousing,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 22:07,
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That web appears to have a zip Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:53,
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Oooh... what a beauty....:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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"Get off!""No."
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:17,
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This is a bit of lovely, Ninj
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:24,
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That is lully.Just read 'Prince Philip back in hospital'.
Described as 'not critical'... Makes a bloody change then...
(Described as 'not critical'... Makes a bloody change then...
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:31,
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badum tish!are you here all week?
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:38,
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God yes.*cries*
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:26,
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christimagine seeing this scuttling across your kitchen floor
( boris the spider,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:19,
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i would say walter white.... but that would be racist so i wont
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:28,
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uncolored...Time up!!Michael...something? Uhhh.... I forgot... But Then OK.
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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Is this what happened? Are you sure it was a real doctor? Will you ever forgive? 
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:58,
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Silly doctor!This is not method to steal girls heart!
( discomeats This canoe,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:48,
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FUCK OFF NOBODY CARESSame shit every fucking day you tiresome cunt.
( Victor Meldrew,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:14,
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I only mention this because the vast majority seem to climb up inside of his arse everyday in some kind of sycophantic orgy
^ I'm with them fellas. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:35,
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seeing as he seems to post less than once a week these days, I'd say you're being a bit harshbut he rolls with the punches in good humour and makes a few people happy, especially with his non SA stuff like game reviews, Scorpion and crab and other puerile, b3taesque animations.
But you're perfectly entitled to your dislike.
(But you're perfectly entitled to your dislike.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:26,
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I don't dislike him or his work...I think his style is absolutely brilliant... there's no question...
I'm simply drawing a comparison... In fairness it is the reply further down which I'm more interested in
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:28,
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I'm simply drawing a comparison... In fairness it is the reply further down which I'm more interested in
... PLUS...you say "these days", but even when he posted once a day (twice, if you include his WHATSHALLIDRAWLOL posts) people still fawned over him.
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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^this^I'd say the majority of replies were people being b3taish and suggesting ridiculous requests because its funny to post ridiculous requests, or people being a bit sarcastic/rude
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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while the art subject matter has a connectionI would say the comparison ends there.
Moggy does singular drawings of 4 or 5 characters ad nauseum
JJ does 4 panel SA comics, hidden yiffy porn, comic strip game reviews, animations, topical stuff and the odd photoshop.
JJ also rarely comments outside his own thread unlike moggy who causes arguments all over the place
very different people :D
(Moggy does singular drawings of 4 or 5 characters ad nauseum
JJ does 4 panel SA comics, hidden yiffy porn, comic strip game reviews, animations, topical stuff and the odd photoshop.
JJ also rarely comments outside his own thread unlike moggy who causes arguments all over the place
very different people :D
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:35,
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hence why I'm more interested in why people don't just ignore it...they clearly enjoy its presence because it's giving their lives meaning.
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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I just wanta straight answer about Japanese crisps.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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because some people like an argumentlook at Billy Pipers Teeth and boris the spider last night/this morning
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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i think that's completely differentboris wasn't being argumentative, he was answering, reasonably, the question that was put to him.
people don't like moggy, becasue he's dull. posts the same shite all the time, rarely makes any sense and couldn't give a fuck about anything but herself
(people don't like moggy, becasue he's dull. posts the same shite all the time, rarely makes any sense and couldn't give a fuck about anything but herself
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:17,
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i triggered it with an absurdly over-long post about conservapedia thoughso some blame does attach to me for what followed...
( boris the spider,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:19,
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ok, not an argument, just dragging things outboth cases are just prolonging an issue that many find annoying.
To be honest right now I'd say it was just part and parcel of the wonder that is b3ta
(To be honest right now I'd say it was just part and parcel of the wonder that is b3ta
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:23,
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i agree, i think the trolls, when dealt with properly, can be funny.
it's the long, drawn out, over (how long's moggy been here) weeks that i find annoying.
i think boris should've just told teeth to fuck off after answering his question though
(it's the long, drawn out, over (how long's moggy been here) weeks that i find annoying.
i think boris should've just told teeth to fuck off after answering his question though
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:05,
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"very different people"That's what he'd like us to think.
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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is there a theory that this individual is indeed JJ?has he created his own nemesis?
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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This was a very early theoryand one to which many still adhere. He's denied it, of course, but then he would do that.
( boris the spider,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:40,
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Possibly.It would be an epic troll if true.
I'm still not fully convinced it isn't a trucker in Cirencester called Dave.
(I'm still not fully convinced it isn't a trucker in Cirencester called Dave.
Smallbrainfield,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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HERE! I DROORED A PICKCHA OF A [insert animal here] WITH MASSIVE TITS!
kindlyfuck right off
www.b3ta.com/board/10827784
(www.b3ta.com/board/10827784
Turdos last had the shites,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:23,
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I don't understand why people aren't ZOMFGWTFIGNOREing this particular set of pixelsinstead of impotently slamming your flacid cock at the keyboard everything he/she/it posts...
maybe if nobody replied, it would go away...
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:25,
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maybe if nobody replied, it would go away...
I assure you my cock is fully erect and twitching, Sir. *thump*
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:26,
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That's what my wife said to me on our first date*eyes suspiciously*
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:32,
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aaaw you used my gif..bless
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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Aw it's all about you, blessWhich one is yours? www.tineye.com/search/098d49e965c1b8c02d422eb9420c21f0503e6c64/
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:52,
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deary me..I was just saying I made it ya moody tit
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:57,
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'moody'lol, nice one specky, you broke my ironymeter
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:58,
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Oooh eee oooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:53,
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honestly though..that was a fucking cracker
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:59,
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*checks phrasebook*"Phrase uttered by Glaswegian neds (see Ned) to express a variety of emotions / impluses / thoughts (if thinking is possible when strung out on Schweeties) including:
1) punch / beat up someone
2) indicate admiration for a female or car or fish supper.
3) indicate an extreme degree of the succeeding adjective / verb / noun.
Commonly preceeded by the word "pure".
First know use circa 1995 in a chippie in Maryhill Road - "Joahnny, dillion him" - now a common ned word used in any number of situations.
As in...
1) Ah'm gonnae pure dillion you, ya fuckin' dobbur!
2) Check oot that bird Donna-Marie, sheeza pure dillion - or - haw haw look at that E.V.O. (i.e. Mitsubishi evo) itza pure dillion. - or - haw brullyint, this chippie does a pure dillion roll and chip wi buckie, no?
3) You're a pure dillion bawbag. - or - haw they versace trackies are pure dillions - or - ah pure love Donna-Marie's sovvy rings, they're pure dillions."
Seems legit
(1) punch / beat up someone
2) indicate admiration for a female or car or fish supper.
3) indicate an extreme degree of the succeeding adjective / verb / noun.
Commonly preceeded by the word "pure".
First know use circa 1995 in a chippie in Maryhill Road - "Joahnny, dillion him" - now a common ned word used in any number of situations.
As in...
1) Ah'm gonnae pure dillion you, ya fuckin' dobbur!
2) Check oot that bird Donna-Marie, sheeza pure dillion - or - haw haw look at that E.V.O. (i.e. Mitsubishi evo) itza pure dillion. - or - haw brullyint, this chippie does a pure dillion roll and chip wi buckie, no?
3) You're a pure dillion bawbag. - or - haw they versace trackies are pure dillions - or - ah pure love Donna-Marie's sovvy rings, they're pure dillions."
Seems legit
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:06,
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moggy clamped you a dillionhahaa
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:10,
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indeedsorry chap, just pre-empted the arrival of whatever the fuck it is. I shall re-trouser my immense member. And Dave is indeed now on ignore.
( Turdos last had the shites,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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Yes, I can use Google translate as well.I mean what are popular brands and flavours of crisps? I like Prawn Cocktail flavour, for example.
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:31,
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Live squidCod anus
Mutant Butterfly
(Mutant Butterfly
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:34,
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Consomme Punch?Is that some kind of soup flavour?
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:45,
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It sounds delicious.Where do you stand on spicy crisps? Do you like chilli or wasabi flavours?
I am quite partial to Walkers Sensations Sweet Chilli flavour crisps.
(I am quite partial to Walkers Sensations Sweet Chilli flavour crisps.
Smallbrainfield,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:00,
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Hello? Have you left to research crisps?How are you getting along with that joke concept we discussed a few months ago?
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:35,
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According to Wikien.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato_chip
In Japan, flavors include nori & salt, consommé, wasabi, soy sauce & butter, garlic, ume, barbecue, pizza, mayonnaise, and black pepper. Chili, scallop with butter, teriyaki, takoyaki and yakitori flavored chips are also available. Major manufacturers are Calbee,[20] Koikeya[21] and Yamayoshi.
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:47,
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In Japan, flavors include nori & salt, consommé, wasabi, soy sauce & butter, garlic, ume, barbecue, pizza, mayonnaise, and black pepper. Chili, scallop with butter, teriyaki, takoyaki and yakitori flavored chips are also available. Major manufacturers are Calbee,[20] Koikeya[21] and Yamayoshi.
Seaweed flavour sounds like joy in a bagMayonnaise flavour, ugh.
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:50,
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Plum flavour though!Walkers should definitely use some of these next time they do one of their new flavour promotions.
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:04,
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I'm strictly a Cheese and onion/chive, sour cream and chive.personAlthough the onion bahji and full English breakfast flavours did make me smile :-)
(,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:11,
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Upgrade your bag, and get with the program:(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:17,
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Yam it yiff tiem forgive something I forget?
*coloured
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:19,
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I still think David Tennant was the best one. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:39,
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Tom Baker rules! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:04,
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మో ఫరా బంగ్లాదేశ్ నుంచి కాదు, అతను సోమాలియా నుండి
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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I see the characters. I see squares when you type Japanese. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:31,
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Why does Mo Farrah actually come from Somalia?Because that's where his parents lived.
(
Captain Howdy,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:15,
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worst punchline everbut enough of this, go see Brave, it's fucking gorgeous and your Scottish heritage will explode in your kilt. Take the missus too.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:16,
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I admit it needs work.EDIT: And I have every intention of seeing 'Brave' next week.
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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Seeing it tonight :)2D MOTHERFUCKERS!
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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yep, can't imagine why anyone would want to see it in 3dand risk missing out on the stunning lighting and scenery detail
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:43,
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: )i was thinking; the para olympics in 100 years are going to be awesome.
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:28,
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Wheelchair rugby is already like Robot WarsThey just need to add axes
EDIT www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ0zCgCgswA
(EDIT www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ0zCgCgswA
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:47,
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Lovely work!Obligatory pearoast as Woo! currency.
( undergroundmonkey Kernt,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:12,
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Hahaha! It's the first I've seenhave a click
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:09,
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Hahahaha!I knew this would be coming...
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:10,
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hahahaha, Screamin' Mo'sI've done a few of these myself:
( Q4nobody,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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Ha ha ha*enclickens*
edit: We should try and get an entire front page of Mo pics.
(edit: We should try and get an entire front page of Mo pics.
Smallbrainfield,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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Have we had a "Mo'me Alone" poster yet?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:06,
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Is it bad that Garfield's already been ruined for me?More than once?
Once by JollyJack?
(Once by JollyJack?
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:00,
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My childhood remains both resolute and robust.Sorry, Garfield's knob.
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:05,
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who's the little dood in the trilby looking at garflid? claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:08,
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This was part of my kids childhoodthanks for making me feel old ;)
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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Garfield is shit and always was.Robotman was far more interesting.
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:21,
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You can't have too much science!Just ask BilliePipersTeeth
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:08,
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That's better^ I endorse teh above
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:10,
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See, science can be fun.... science can be fun....:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:15,
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Science is always fun!Just ask Boris The Spider
( Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:17,
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I don't think I can be accused of making science "fun""Tedious and long-winded", perhaps.
( boris the spider,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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Apparently it's this zebra's birthday today
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:41,
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Hahaha!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:42,
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Puts on Industrial Cleaning Marigold Gloves... and commences scrubbing
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:45,
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Ha ha ha!Would. Even the massive forehead one. Especially the sport one.
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:49,
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What's she hiding under those enormous flares though?
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:58,
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Is he walking past an animation of a zebra?
(
Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:00,
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not gonna hurt ya, just gonna beat you at track. beat you the f%$k at track.BTW anyone know if the b3ta fantasy football thing is on this year?
( my mum,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:37,
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wE aLwaYS KneW yOu WouLd comE bAck.....
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:33,
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aND MOGGy aPpEaRS iN5
4
3
2......
(cool pic by the way)
(4
3
2......
(cool pic by the way)
Turdos last had the shites,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:36,
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Stunning lighting. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:14,
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I like this, alotI vote for less furry boobs and more of this!
( Q4nobody,
Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:25,
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We can keep the boobsbut more of this as well. Proportionally I guess that means less boobs.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:50,
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Curious, spindly testicles
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:43,
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