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[challenge entry] He tends to approach all DIY in the same way..
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Im sure there's a fetish for that sort of treatment
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:08, archived)
# is that keef?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:08, archived)
# what wallpaper pattern matching algorithm is he using?
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Cut and Wallpaper Paste.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha that almost deserves a spanging
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:21, archived)
# Texas Wallpaper Paste Botch Job
hasn't got quite the same ring to it
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Who will survive and what will be left of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:14, archived)
# *on them
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:19, archived)
# test
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:18, archived)
# Hello moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:50, archived)
# You can see this?!
:'D Hooray!!
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Everybody can see it.
We've been told to ignore pictures with carrots. I'm a rebel carrot lover.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Is that a giant hydraulic dildo?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Oh :'D
Maria: this is not dildo D:
(InsectChild(Tsukamaro Kimura is Ringleader of bullying) BBC must coverage to the bullying suicide Incident, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:08, archived)
# But it looks like a dildo.
I imagine Maria has a MASSIVE dildo.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:05, archived)
# ICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKEICKE
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:03, archived)
# The one on the right will kill again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:05, archived)
# RACES
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Steven Seagal!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Mixed with Boris Johnson
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:25, archived)
# If I had the machine from The Fly, those two will be my first experiment.
Then I'll probably see if I can stick tits on woodland animals.

For a buzz.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:32, archived)
# kerazy man speaks with fork tongue.
also, someone told me they'd been exorcised and asked me if i wanted to go to church the other day.

i politely respected their view but told them i was a man of science.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Science will ultimately prove that God exists.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:08, archived)
# really?
but in which form?

i think science will prove that the universe is a great big ball of bang and that everything is just a random happing of things smashing into each other over billions and bilions of years.

certainly not the intelligent design of an absent architect.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:11, archived)
# the sexy one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:13, archived)
# depends on your idea of sexy
one would expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:22, archived)
# it will be scientifically proven to be sexy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:27, archived)
# excellent
i hope it will be peer reviewed
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:33, archived)
# I wish people wouldn't use sully science's good name by using it to argue with religious idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Sully science is for idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:18, archived)
# i wasn't arguing with them
i just responded when i was asked if i had faith, i said that i'd be bought up C of E but that i wasn't a church goer, more a man of science.

the last time i 'attended' church as an active participant was back when i was in junior school, but even before then my family wasn't much of a church going lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:21, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:44, archived)
# Gandalf's Popeye impression never gets tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:49, archived)
# FLY, YOU PLEBS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:12, archived)
# the balrog has issued a statement denying they were the words he used
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:16, archived)
# $%"! PLEB!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Rock Out with your Spock Out.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Rock hard, and prosper.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Rock, Armus, Phaser
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:42, archived)
# Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Rock, Temba, His arms wide
Anyone going to this?
www.startreklondon.com/

Im not really much of a Trekkie, but i loved next gen and enterprise. Worth a butchers, i guess.
Im just worried that (on paper) its the geekiest thing i could do, but in reality, 'magic: the gathering', games workshop, and anime conventions are way geekier now. Star trek has sort of become cool in this day and age, much to my geeky youth's chargrin
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I've just got into Star Trek Online.
Free to play via Steam. Just unlocked a Galaxy class starship...

Haven't bothered with Star Trek in years but I've got into the TNG re-runs on Pick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:21, archived)
# That's fun, but it get's pretty samey after grinding for a while.
Nice ships to play with, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:01, archived)
# I can see what you mean. Ground combat is pish.
It's a good laugh for free, mind. Going to try a bit of Klingon action now I've unlocked that.

Edit: The server drop outs are maddening as fuck as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Yeah Klingons' are alright. Nice slightly operatic and weird quests.
But a bit naff on the ships for themselves. Though you do get to cloak.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:13, archived)
# you could always go LARPing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:05, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIh9BcRq5YM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:07, archived)
# hhahaha
that actually looks ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:32, archived)
# :) Happy B3rthday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:08, archived)
# haha
That's superb, naturally and cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:10, archived)
# haha!
your hand?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:11, archived)
# in-deedy-deedy
(name that quote and win a prize - Cap'n Howdy is automatically disallowed)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:17, archived)
# you are a robot!
No human can do that with their hand
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:27, archived)
# I was doing the 321 gesture while rolling a penny across my knuckles with the other hand
but I thought that would be overkill
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Teal'c with a stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:37, archived)
# 8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:02, archived)
# it would appear that you are the only person likely to recognise it so feel free to put them out of their misery
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:15, archived)
# The only things I can think of are Red Dwarf, Ace Ventura and Hellboy 2.
But the quote isn't quite the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:37, archived)
# damn, I thought you'd be there like a shot
it's Jason Bentley in Detectives on the edge of a nervous breakdown :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:39, archived)
# It was the gay serum!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:41, archived)
# SHUUUUUUT ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:44, archived)
# There'll be another Comic Strip Presents before the year is out.
"Five Go Into Rehab"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Oh Timmy. You're so licky!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Blah-blah-blah, secret plans...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:04, archived)
# I thought it was Ned Flanders....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Planes, Trains & Automobiles?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:23, archived)
# earth girls are easy
what do i win
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Haha, where's Dusty Bin?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:13, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:17, archived)
# He's lost his future telling device....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:31, archived)
# haha - apparently his favourite tune
is "The Logical Song"...

happy b3taday, fella!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Cheers!
And as well it might, it's better than the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:34, archived)
# The Vulcan Megadeath grip
Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Ta!
And that is a far better title for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Happy candles day :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:23, archived)
# spocktent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:31, archived)
# He was going to camp with Sulu :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:34, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Haha, I love George, it would have been great if he had just played Sulu as himself..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Warp vector nine!
Tis groovy and thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha, spangs you with the saucer section!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:38, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:02, archived)
# \\//
S_\O
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:04, archived)
# hahaha.....roooock on !
happy candles too !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:06, archived)
# /Vulcan headbangs
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Happy Ponn Farr
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:15, archived)
# it is not ok
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:18, archived)
# apparently this is real

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Our star trek cereals were WAY better
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/79773/1311668166/cereal.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I remember that.

/eyes badge covetously
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:48, archived)
# His insignia is on the wrong side.
Silly Kelloggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:44, archived)
# I dont remember him having 'SPOCK' written on his shirt in a Scooby Doo font either.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:47, archived)
# That was on the star fleet summer fair.
Spock was doing the tombola.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:50, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:55, archived)
# /feigns death
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:01, archived)
# That will only increase his excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:03, archived)
# /quitely asks Mccoy for salve
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:05, archived)
# have some cake :D
(herman:D, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Detention for both of them.
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(EddieRobbo, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:44, archived)
# i bet she's wondering why no one else is on the french field trip.

to be honest, he's going to be fucked when he gets back, he's fucked he job prospects for the future, seriously what a cock.

if he'd have waited 6 months he would have been home and dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:51, archived)
# I
......... totally agree.
(EddieRobbo, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Teachers are supposed to be intelligent, aren't they?
At what point did he think this through and end on the conclusion, "Yeah, this'll end well."?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:53, archived)
# ^This^
in spades.

i'm a teacher in a position of influence over this child, i'm also just recently married, you know what i'll take this 15 year old girl to france for the weekend.

apparantly there were questions asked after they were seen holding hand on the plane on the way back from a school trip to LA.

LA, what kind of fucking school trip is it to LA?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:59, archived)
# I've been wondering if he filled in the required risk assessment
for one student on a trip with one member of teaching staff?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:56, archived)
# yep
sacked
never again teach
sex offenders list
a charge of statutory rape to add to that too no doubt..
so a prison sentence as well
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:09, archived)
# statutory rape is for doing an under-fourteen
well, that's what the judge told me
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:29, archived)
# I thought it was just under legal age
whatever, I usually murder them after anyway...
* definitely contains lies
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:44, archived)
# yeah, apparently thirteen year olds don't have the mental capacity to say 'no'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Apparently the school had sussed them
Before they did a runner.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:16, archived)
# School trips are just weird nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:54, archived)
# i dunno how old she is, but she's got beeg teets
Just an observation.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:54, archived)
# She's 15.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Are you saying she has big tits for her age?
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Yes.
An observation.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:58, archived)
# I never mentioned her tits, officer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:58, archived)
# big breaths.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:00, archived)
#
oh yes, we all would
(EddieRobbo, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:56, archived)
# to be honest, these poor grainy CCTV images are to low quality for me to make a proper assesment
do you have any higher res, possible in skimpy clothes?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:01, archived)
# the jury is still out i'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:50, archived)
# I was more shocked by the fact that their school sends the kids on field trips to LA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Fucking hell, what?
That's never a public school, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:57, archived)
# no idea, I was too busy being outraged and throwing my hands in the air to read any further
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:58, archived)
# To visit its historical porn film studios and crack dens?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:58, archived)
# My kinda school.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Holy shit, that's the kind of trip I wish I went on!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:01, archived)
# Did you go to the box factory too?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:10, archived)
# I was there before they took that thing out.
"DAMN YOOOUU! A BOOOOX!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:18, archived)
# :-)
Ive had this excellent moment stuck in my head today after going to the opticians
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcU7knuFvog
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Hahaha! The fact Homer sounds so deadpan about it makes it all the funnier.
Slightly irrelevant but:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp6-IOVL__A

One of my favourite bits with Hans Moleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:33, archived)
# My fave moleman moment was the 'moleman in the morning' bit.
Couldnt find it on youtube. Found this instead, which made me smile considering its from a 'recent' epsiode
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhJGnJ7JR1g
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Hah! There are funny bits in the newer Simpsons episodes, I have to admit.
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=gYKgrMwZHC4

"I want that thing out of my house!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Haha - i love that episode. The joy of sect, right?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:46, archived)
# Isn't that the one with the cult and the UFO?
And blowing through a comb to make a hover noise?

I think this is the one where Bart becomes Mr. Burns' heir, though I can't be sure of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Ah - you're right! Silly me
They capture bart and brainwash him into loving homer, not Mr Burns, cept they accidentally bag Moleman. I thought it was the joy of sect, as there is a similar bit where they capture bart, lisa and maggie and try to make them forget about the movementarians
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Yeah, seems episodes of a similar theme can be easily confused.
Especially with the newer ones, it's either 'Lisa is depressed', 'Bart runs away', 'Corporate moustache twirling villain moves into town' or some sort of compilation.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:34, archived)
# What news is this then?
I'm just an ignorant Swede, all the news I saw today concerned some twerp moving some Tintin books from kids' corner in a library to a comics corner of the same library.

EDIT Never mind, looking at the commentary above I get the picture
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Paedo teacher runs off with 15 year old girl he's been "home tutoring" for 6 months
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:58, archived)
# To be entirely technical, paedophiles are strictly into pre-pubesent.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:59, archived)
# really? I didn't know that
you seem to know an awful lot on the subject *raises suspicion*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:01, archived)
# *deletes cache*
*wipes hard drive with magnet*
*quits music career*
*moves to vietnam*
*grows stupid beard*
Oh no wait, that's Glitter, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:02, archived)
# MAGNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:30, archived)
# fucking shitty magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:25, archived)
# I believe the term for someone into adolescents is an ephebophile.
Edit: Wikipedia says it's hebephile for early adolescence, ephebophile for late adolescence.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:06, archived)
# I suppose that makes me a teleiophile
I feel so dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:08, archived)
#
he ain't no paedo, he's a nonce
(EddieRobbo, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Perhaps he thought he was Elvis or something =)
Thanks
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:07, archived)
# is that moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Can't be, he has no cut on his finger.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:06, archived)
# Hah, which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:07, archived)
# The one on the right, with the whistle
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:09, archived)
# The index finger does look a bit mutilated, you could be right.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Was Moggy (Insect Child) naughty stepped?
Banned, flounced, or just plain not here?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:14, archived)
# account is still live so it's some kind of silent protest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:42, archived)
# at least it's not a dirty protest.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:25, archived)
# What an idiot.
Something tells me he's not going to enjoy the rest of his life very much...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:17, archived)
# I can't imagine it will be very long
just hope he doesn't try and take her with him when he finally realises there aren't many chances of living happily ever after
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:19, archived)
# I tried to think what a 15-yr-old and a married 30-yr-old would have in common to talk about
But then I thought they were probably just having lots of sex. And probably with baguettes, since they're in France.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:53, archived)
# they're probably talking about justin beaver
and girls world.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:26, archived)
# Do you think he's set her any maths homework?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:04, archived)
# *inserts old joke about adding alcohol, taking away cloths, dividing legs and multiplying*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:27, archived)
# But she's too young to integrate!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:54, archived)
#


a few new drawings
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Celebrity Squares:
Friendly shape edition
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:04, archived)
# But does it tile?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:17, archived)
# If there was one less row and three less types of shape
Everyone would now be tearing their hair out trying to solve it as a sodoku...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Checkmate in nine Mr Men.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Happy B3taday, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Cheers dude.
Completely forgot. Now to post something, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Cmon Barry!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:47, archived)
# hardest game of Connect 4 ever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:56, archived)
# lovely
stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:14, archived)
# When the press turn up at his door
Andrew Mitchell goes on a charm offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:46, archived)
# hahaha
nicely done, deserves more comments
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Indeed, what mister rattlehead said....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:40, archived)
# another comment
I do like this, but it's a shame it doesn't finish with him being shot in the face. Repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:41, archived)
# haha - sticking it
to the man!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:52, archived)
# The result of too many active ingredients per million litres of water
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Hahaha, Reminds me of the original Clash of the Titans

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Are you thinking of Krull?
Cyclops
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Krull?
Edit: mind the piss.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:59, archived)
# You are my sunshine....


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:26, archived)
# your image is broken
when i clap the sunflowers don't move
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Ha! Yes, I remember those things... I might even have owned one... with a guitar and shades...?
I remember those things... I might even have owned one... with a guitar and shades...?:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:32, archived)
# it looks nothing like a fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:26, archived)
# What a lully way to brighten teh day!!
WOO :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
More of this sort of thing! Is there anywhere in the UK where it isn't chucking it down with the rains?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Norwich is bathed in glorious sunshine at the moment.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:40, archived)
# You lucky so and so.
We're bathed in glorious drizzle up here in Manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:57, archived)
# *is warmed*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:40, archived)
# hurrah! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Thought you'd like it, you big softie!
you big softie!:D

Have you seen a film called The Angels' Share?
It's great. And Scottish.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:03, archived)
# nope not yet..probably dl it at some point
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Zoloft ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:03, archived)
# What a lovely thing to see when first logging in
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:04, archived)
# hahahaha
I used to have to sing this song every day, when I worked as an activities co-ordinator in a crazy house up in Manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:46, archived)
# aw,,,,
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Hahaha, lovely stuff :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:32, archived)
# This makes me happy so
hugs to you
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:53, archived)
# Blimey
someone's broken Fresh Water Mole, where's the horse?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:54, archived)
# *Warning* Contains old joke...

You WERE warned
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Oh Ninj
, there are not enough spangs in Christendom.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:31, archived)
# haha
i have one of them pans. makes great omelettes.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:35, archived)
# I used my wok for the first time in months the other night.
It's been stuck in a cupboard with the detergents and stuff. When I stuck it on the hob instead of the whiff of delicate eastern spices there was the chemical smell of lavender Bold.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:42, archived)
# I knew a hunchback once...
...he used to use a Wok to iron his shirts....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:58, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:18, archived)
# These are not getting any better...
;ยฌD
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:39, archived)
# :)
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:40, archived)
# "shotgun, bastard and dribble?
that's a stroke of luck, i don't know what the fuck i dialled"
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:34, archived)
# I like this
good old Eddie Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Battersea Dogs Home, Jack Russell speaking...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That's a cracker!
How's you?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Hai Moley!!
Me good ta, you?? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:32, archived)
# \o/
All good here. Off to a pub garden in a mo so will be even better!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:06, archived)
# haha - excellent!!
(EricTViking, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Woof!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:01, archived)
#

And a riddle: When is a Rabbit not a rabbit? [Answer.]
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Lovely Jessica!
Here's one with 200% more YIFF

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Grrr grrrr
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Do real cats and rabbits exist in this universe?
Could the Eyebrows man go to a pet shop and buy a pet cat? Or the butchers and get a rabbit pie?

What happens when they go to the zoo to see the penguins?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Robot yiffs himself into a frenzy at the sight of all the sexy imprisoned dungeon penguins
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:13, archived)
# The universe implodes.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:14, archived)
# I just realised that this is the Goofy/Pluto paradox in a different guise
You'd probably be fine, it never seemed to hurt Disney
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:21, archived)
# pet cat?
moggy?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I think it's more a case of them being hybrids, rather than full-on animals.
So if they tucked in to, I dunno, cat tikka masala for tea, it's only half-cannibalism.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:55, archived)
# It's a bit like Vurt.
There's a drug in that called Fecundity 10 that lets people and animals and dead people breed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:13, archived)
# I... what?
That sounds so hilariously fucked up, I need to give it a look.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:03, archived)
# It's probably a bit of it's time, early 90s drugs, raves and early concepts of virtual reality.
There's a sequel called Pollen, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:15, archived)
# I could just about cope with Vurt.
Pollen went a bit mental.
See also 'Only Forward', but not anything since.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Weirdly, I found Pollen easier. Vurt took a couple of goes.
I came straight from hard sf to Vurt and it was a bit of a head trip. I might try reading it again actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Oh, you'd like that, wouldnt you..
humans and animals shagging....!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:23, archived)
# On the contrary, I'm always up for sheer mindfuckery.
Just checked it out on Wikipedia, sounds like my cup of tea. Besides, I need something new to read after Drive and Driven.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Was driven any good?
I got about a third of the way in, and didnt read any more for about a month or 2. Now i can't remember what happened, so im inclined to start from scratch. I dont have much time for books / reading.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Driven's ace.
Only problem being, it's even shorter than Drive. I consider the two to be just one book, as Driven is pretty much a direct sequel anyway.

I think it's pretty much required to read Drive beforehand, as there's stuff that would otherwise be lost on anyone who hasn't in Driven.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Mickey Mouse
pluto and goofy are both dogs. So is Pluto retarded or some kind of subservient "animal" slave?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:09, archived)
# I can see this ending well.
Does the underwear model get melvinned?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Cunnilingus would be a good word to get in Scrabble if you were playing with a nun, or rabbi.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:50, archived)
# or a ginormously titted squirrel schoolgirl with a ridiculously big tail
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:57, archived)
# No, it would be too long.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Someone could have put down nil
and you surround it with cun and ingu with the s coming from another word.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:08, archived)
# You could have SHIT on the way down.
Not big on points, but funny nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:44, archived)
# oh my!
*jaw drops, tongue rolls out, googley eyes on stalks, steam from ears, wolf whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:37, archived)
# She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.
Also, Kat's yiff tits seem to be growing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 18:51, archived)
# Bozza
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha nice
v.nice. clikt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:10, archived)
# The danger of Boris is his loveable bumbling persona.
My kids think he's great, like someone from CBeebies escaped the compound and got into political office.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:34, archived)
# cbeebies compound!
haha love the idea :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Yeah his buffoonery is disarming
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Faceballs ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Wasn't that a Mel Brooks movie? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Ha not sure but there's no way in hell I'm googling 'faceballs'

:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Ha! Great.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:28, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:45, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:42, archived)
# haha nice animashen
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] These larger gentlemen are a bit slower than that bloody roadrunner
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:34, archived)
# bindun
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rf1Bn3Rg0o
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Ha! Nice.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Aliens throwing some shapes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Always, ALWAYS superb!!
Pure joy :D WOO and *kerlick*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Awww
Travelling all this way through interstellar space, just to belm
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:45, archived)
# It would be difficult to keep a straight face if the first aliens we met
were belmers by nature.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:53, archived)
# We could trick them into thinking our giggling is a human gesture for friendliness
Then everyone's happy, Mankind and the Belmonians alike.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Belmonians
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Your teefs are brilliant
You should draw a poster for the NHS Dental Service*




* what NHS Dental Service?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:46, archived)
# 'avin it large
in orbit.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:49, archived)
# arrrghhhh - sentient Bras with teefs!
(and eyes and hands)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Really lovely work there!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:58, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:06, archived)
# this is great
but they should be careful. Someone could lose an eye
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:07, archived)
# they're just here to pick up a few partygoers who decided to stay awhile
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Worst. Star Trek villains.
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:32, archived)
# shatters still had all three though
and sulu joined in
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:33, archived)
# nice act
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:50, archived)
# The eyes are smashing
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Theyre obviously from Mars
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:46, archived)
#
Is there a Galaxy known as the Milky Way or as planet known as Mars? Maybe we can...oh for gods sake. I'll stop now.

Old Jamaica! There's a joke there....somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:57, archived)
# The one on the left :D Top belm
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Hello Allen, hello Allen.
hello Allen.:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:29, archived)
#


Original story on that there BBC
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Ha ha! Love his smiley face!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:23, archived)
# It reminded me of
this guy
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:25, archived)
# I love that guy!
I play that all the time with my daughter - she gets all tense when the timer gets close to zero and is desperately trying to find the right eyes (which I have in my hand... *evil laugh*).
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:30, archived)
# It's log! It's log!
It's big, it's heavy it's wood!

(And a slight TJ seeing as it's not worth its own thread.)

(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Had to Google that...
Not seen Ren and Stimpy in ages, that's my afternoon going to be wasted watching Youtube clips now thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Yoouu
Eee-diotss!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:32, archived)
# oh Ren
have you seen my stinky?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Loved that show as a kid, still do now :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=53NqvQoK1iA
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Kids love log.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
special branch
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:43, archived)
# :D
that'll need more than one flush
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:09, archived)
#
Now you made me snigger over my sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:10, archived)
# bet that tastes salty
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:24, archived)
#
I even splurged at one point!

EDIT: What a brilliant word; "Splurged". It doesn't even come up as a wrong'un in my dictionary. Whereas "wrong'un" does. How wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:30, archived)
# bugsy malone:
splurge guns, for firing cream.

that kids film was well dirty
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Hahaha...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Go on Indy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:03, archived)
# hahahaha
it's screaming out for some magenta?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:07, archived)
# I heard he's got a good right hook.
Also, apologies for posting right on top of you.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:08, archived)
# oh jesus
classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Ooh no probs!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:14, archived)
# two hooks and one eye
sometimes the jokes just write themselves ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:28, archived)
# Late to the party here,
but that made me giggle!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/links/hook
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:27, archived)
# That's perfect!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Bring it on, infidel!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] No need to be scared, he's just a big softie.
(I helped save b3ta! Where's Alberto Living the nightmare., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:30, archived)
# C'mon, giz a kiss...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Rob?
Noooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Hairy moment
(Myaka, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:35, archived)
# haha
that's going to slow her down
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Luke Stairlift?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:20, archived)
# ...something about Womp Rats....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:20, archived)
# "Use the Four - wheeler?"
:D Good afternoon mate
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Arfnoon pal!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Their voices are a bit gravelly...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:07, archived)
# the look like a right bunch of Mcadams
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Ta(r) very much
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:14, archived)
# i do like this GIF
I keep imagining a sort of SHW SHW SHW SHW SHW sound coming from her mouth
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:15, archived)
# .
coming from her mouth tightly gripping, lubed-up left hand.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:15, archived)
# It's a GILF
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:25, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:16, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:23, archived)
# heartburn?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:32, archived)
# Did you see the weirdo on YT who records every episode and edits out everything that's not Rachel Riley?
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:41, archived)
# oh shit!
*deletes YT account*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Nearly there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Oh Gosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Hardcore!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:14, archived)
# ooof!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:17, archived)
# We had some visitors over from America
who went to the Cotswalds for a few days, and spent several hours looking fro a village called Loose Chippings. Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Arf
It's not far from Speed Bumps I think...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:43, archived)
# haha
They look like little piles of slag?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] My first compo entry! Yay!
(cursortheunicorn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:38, archived)
# very good indeed
now smash a kitten's head in or something
(likeajackhammer, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Ireland's team? LOLOLOL
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Or the best Rangers can now afford?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Welcome new person. Well done.
Now pull off a kitten and go to the chair shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Be sure to sign in at the B3ta welcome desk
for your complimentary box of CDCs, Freebases and Flans.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Poopocalypse
(Myaka, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:14, archived)
# as a b3ta acquaintance of mine once said
you are a terrible internet poop guy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:26, archived)
# "acquaintance"?
That's how you refer to me??? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING MAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 16:01, archived)
# keyword -- 'HAD'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:35, archived)
# Too brown, man.
www.b3ta.com/board/10853277
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Howard Moon would disagree
(Myaka, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:36, archived)
# welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Excellent
welcome and well done
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 17:54, archived)

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