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# im confused
..so when does it become offensive ?
(I_am_B, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:59, archived)
# Step 1 : Prophet!
Step 2 : ???
Step 3 : Burn b3ta Towers!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:01, archived)
# When your faith is easily shaken by the opinions of others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:01, archived)
# If I ever do meet him I'm gonna cunt him right in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Fine, just don't let anyone take photos, or there'll be trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:03, archived)
# BIG TROUBLE
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:13, archived)
# just
how big are we talking here?
(I_am_B, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Actually, I think it's just really close up
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:19, archived)
# when you post it in a forum that is actually likely to be offended?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Is there an Al Qaeda version of Mumsnet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:19, archived)
# I'm not even going to go there :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Close-up Mohammed
is a School Crossing sign :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Maybe this will clear up your confusion
www.youtube.com/watch?v=98hO97ky-sA
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Happy James Bond Day!
(SpiteClassic, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Banana peelsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:02, archived)
# ...that turn into digital watchesh.
(SpiteClassic, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Thish kart ish shuper, Mario
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:10, archived)
# your stuff is reet goode

imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Cheers! Thanx!
(SpiteClassic, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:20, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:25, archived)
# These handbrake turnsh
are thrilling!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:27, archived)
# You always post cat pics, but youve posted 2 dead dog pics today
You cat fancier, you!

(jolly good pic, though - nice fontage)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:40, archived)
# so the Dr is a cat botherer
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Faelophile!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:46, archived)
# I'm not that keen on them myself but thank you for the offer
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha! Great.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:45, archived)
# ahahahah christ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:45, archived)
# I love this!!!
and dog ribs.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 19:51, archived)
# Woo ribs BBQ
www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/588630/sticky-bbq-ribs
(herman:D, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Is that Kim Jong-un?
If so, RIS? In fact, if not, RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 7 Oct 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Fantastic
*Click!*
(McChinaman banned, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 7:35, archived)
# This seems like the solution for their food problems
Instead of sending people to the camps they can be turned into things to feed the rest of the population
(Sean Connery made your mom damp, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Woo
Cleek
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:32, archived)
# fwogs
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Fucking great :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:24, archived)
# cheers mof!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Haha
ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:26, archived)
# that's just madness !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:33, archived)
# This is sensible and I endorse this!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:48, archived)
# :)
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:38, archived)
# For some reason, that made me think of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDUSbT2vWI4
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:49, archived)
# That's MAD!
Oh.........
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Oh god yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:55, archived)
# nice work monsta :]
(arctisticus, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 22:37, archived)
# thanks a lot! i cant believe i made front page!! yaaaAAARR!
im gonna get drunk.
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 16:43, archived)
# hooorah
i hope you get (more)famous, then i can sell my monsta canvas for rent :teef:
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:52, archived)
# ow thanks parsley!!
:slayer:
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 19:09, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 2:48, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Bloody marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 22:56, archived)
# I hear rumors that bags of wasps have brainstorming sessions discussing how to change their public image
no conclusion yet
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Bye now!
Thanks for coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Hamza toucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:13, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:16, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:49, archived)
# cos I've got one hook in my pocket, and the other hook is in the air while I go "Rrrr, kill the infidel!"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Mmm.
Bacon sandwiches on the flight out.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:27, archived)
# new newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue549/

QUESTION: What's the best key on your keyboard?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:49, archived)
# §
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:51, archived)
# that's a photo of a man jauntily walking down the street
photo taken from directly above
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:53, archived)
# This is an image that will stay with me forever, and for that I thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:04, archived)
# That's just reminded me..
..that in primary school we used to do drawings of mexican's riding bikes from above.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Bastardo, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Ctrl
on account of it being the most faded
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:54, archived)
# So you're a Ctrl freak?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:03, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Woman!
I used to love those!

(As you know)
(ccc, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Yup.
Ello btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Hullo
This one made lollage
(ccc, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:29, archived)
# this one
i.imgur.com/le3dC.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:57, archived)
# fine choice
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:12, archived)
# tab or f5
Hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:58, archived)
# alt gr
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:01, archived)
# I prefer the yiff gr key
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:41, archived)
# the internet shopping button that takes me to the ibm website so i can buy a new computer
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:02, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:13, archived)
# The snurf key, or sometimes shift+snurf.
or sometimes shift+snurf.Still not found a use for alt+shift+snurf.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:03, archived)
# It's the keyboard shortcut for 'help Lion-O"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:06, archived)
# (sn)Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:10, archived)
# I like my "Search" key, but it's been broken for ages,I must get a new keyboard...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:06, archived)
# yay! I won!
I feel so empty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Well fingered
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Pause | Break
I have not used a Break key since I had an Acorn Electron.

edit: There are actually about 6 ghost keys on my keyboard that I have never pressed / don't know what they do. One would appear to recreate a right click.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I just found that one next to alt gr
never used it before
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:29, archived)
# that's the right-click button
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Heheh. I had to check.
It's called a menu key.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menu_key
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:44, archived)
# i like the Home key
even though i haven't pressed since i used wordstar in 1989, i'm still glad it's there
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:29, archived)
# I use it a lot since I started using a laptop
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:38, archived)
# I found you at last!
The other Wordstar user! My brother!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:58, archived)
# I like the space key
I have 5.5 times the chance of hitting it than the other keys.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Thespacebar.It'stheleastwornoutofallmykeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:45, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# The Best key obviously...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:56, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Brest
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:06, archived)
# (. ) ( .)
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:18, archived)
#
ÒÒ
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:28, archived)
# A monkey
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Scroll Lock
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:12, archived)
# E minor
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:36, archived)
# the any key
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:42, archived)
# CAPS LOCK
(BarneyGumble, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Key fer Sutherland.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:20, archived)
#




(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:46, archived)
# I sing this
but transposing something like 'kerengai' at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:59, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:01, archived)
# When the moon hits your eye, like a big
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Clansoul?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a song to listen to too.....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ0JGjKYVdU

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
# I thought that was Lexx until I clicked on the link.
I love that film, Bruce Dern as a murderous ecologist in space with cute robots.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Googles Lexx.... oww see what you mean there..
I love the film, Bruce is always ace, and I'v always loved the song
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:06, archived)
# If it wasn't for Lexx, my life would be very different
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Dewey's watering can.
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:10, archived)
# :-( its nozzle is in need of a clean...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:14, archived)
# I wanna massive-wheeled quad bike!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:00, archived)
# this song just came on Soundrop and suits it quite well too
open.spotify.com/track/1tsfvFya8rtH6UMhMSBmIN
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:12, archived)
# I'v got no spotify, what is it so I can you tube it instead
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:16, archived)
# tachyon by tripswitch
it's a bit spacey ambienty and is quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Ta, it shall be on my plat list shortly :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Great alternative ending
I'm hoping that white dot in the centre is Joan Baez being the only thing jettisoned.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Haha, at least you've not noticed the black space with no stars top left!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:18, archived)
# My god
it's not full of stars!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha, I might dispatch my clone brush in a bit!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:25, archived)
# nicely
good film that, watched it recently for the first time in years.


Silent Running
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Haha, the whole movie!
And b3ta will be back in an hour and a half! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:20, archived)
# 'tis a particular favourite film of mine,
although the JB songs do grate a bit. I saw 65daysofstatic do a live soundtrack to it a couple of years ago, which was pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:48, archived)
# My Google and you tube are working over time today..!
Never heard of that, awesome stuff...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Startrekwars cocks ftw
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:01, archived)
# It's Blakes 1999 dildo ships
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Oh ffs I dunno nuffin
trufax
mind I used to quite fancy Barbara Bains when I was a kid
www.imdb.com/name/nm0000828/ 81 yrs young :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Just been googling her.... never did like her...
First ever crush was princess Leia 1977....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Startrekwars tits ftw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:40, archived)
# \o/
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Bit of Trivia
While letching over some pics of Barbara Bain in the '70's
I found out her daughter is Juliet Landau who played Drusilla in Buffy
would would :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
c'mon dears
let's hear your ideas
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:45, archived)
# PICS OR GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Free Kay Burley bereavement counselling guide inside
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:47, archived)
# She's so tactful isn't she? That's why we love her.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:55, archived)
# AS COMFORTING AS A KAY BURLEY INTERVIEW
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:47, archived)
# naming the nonces that other papers won't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Paddington bear smells of hammers etc
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Something something faster than Jimmy Savile's something
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Win tickets to the new Top of the Pops
with a free tour of the dressing rooms
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:49, archived)
# lol


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Supporting Michael Winner's Life choices since 2012
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Freddie Starr ate my sister
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Deathwish director's Dignitas demise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:50, archived)
# APRIL STILL MISSING, JIMMY SAVILE UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Winner
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:55, archived)
# haha this ^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Oh this definately :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:54, archived)
# more rocking than a gold caravan in the grounds of Stoke Mandeville
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Freddie Starr ate my Press Injunction
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:51, archived)
# MICROPENIS IS NOW
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:51, archived)
# the newsletter for a one nation Britain
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Death Wish 8 - Assisted Suicide
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Adele Eats Bond Script


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:52, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Hehe
The thread's good this week :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:15, archived)
# as featured in next week's Watchdog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:53, archived)
# The internet equivalent of a van or a four-wheel drive vehicle
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:53, archived)
# APRIL IS DEAD GET OVER IT
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Soon-o-meter says no
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:54, archived)
# i couldn't be bothered to think of a joke so i thought i'd just be blunt and offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:59, archived)
# ^ winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:00, archived)
# HIPSTER SAVILLE WAS INTO YOUNG GIRLS BEFORE ANYONE
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:48, archived)
# contains an interview with One Direction!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:54, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Oooh
That's good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:13, archived)
# supporting the Murun Buchstansangur comeback tour 2012
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:54, archived)
# the newsletter was only the start of it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Note to mobs: Chris Moyles is also a DJ from Leeds
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:56, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
# More popular than Mark Bridger at a school parents evening.


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
# oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:59, archived)
# coming to you GANGNAM STYLE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:00, archived)
# it's in this thread that i find out all the news of the week*



*disclaimer - not a contender for subject line
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Abu Hamza not off the hook
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Esther Rantzen will keep her eyes shut while you read it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:02, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Ha ha
read
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:06, archived)
# Our Oysters Are Winner's!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Shouldn't you be working?
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Suicide is shellfish.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Maddie 2: The hunt for April Jones.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:32, archived)
# but maddie 1 hasn't finished yet
...or has it?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:35, archived)
# The Hunt for Red April
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Haha
Eeeeew
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Ten weeks on the New York Times bestseller list.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:27, archived)
# All worms and no plants?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:29, archived)
# all warm and no pants
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:08, archived)
# that sounds like me in the summer
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:11, archived)
# :D
genius
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Brilliant stuff.
This image challenge just keeps giving.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Aye - its a corker
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Haha.
Now it's time for a real vacation.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 18:43, archived)
# That's really good
5 stars
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and they all lived 'appyeverafter.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Hulk strong, HULK SPLASH!
Brilliant work, as per ;) *click*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:13, archived)
# hahahaha, fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Hehe!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Is Kate Winslet's Titanic pose where you got your username?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Haha, you could have claimed to have found it ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Goddamn.
That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
This is marvelous.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 2:46, archived)
# Searching for a pineapple...
He's lonely since Reading University took his friend away.



(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Oh FFS! You can't say anything thesedays
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:07, archived)
# It could have been a tribute to Muhammad Ali
The fact that they made them leave is RACIST towards him.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:19, archived)
# True it could have been a tribute to 'Muhammad' being the most popular boy's name
and they have offended millions of Muhammads by kicking them out.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:22, archived)
# *Bums pineapple*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Aww, poor lickle apple
Still, Dr Pepper will be his friend...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Ace :-D
*burns greenmongers*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:17, archived)
# it's a good job it wasn't ham and pineapple
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Lovely image :)
Depressing link, I've thrown it over to /links.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Yes, they could have used a ham instead
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:51, archived)
# CRUSADE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Yaaaeeewwwrraaaah.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Jim fixed it for him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:58, archived)
# You know someone ought to do a topical photoshop parody of that motto in light of the recent revelations about his sexual behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Fair's fair...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Adywan's "Star Wars: Revisited" is probably the best version of Episode IV available.
And Chewie gets his medal in that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Haha yes!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:00, archived)
#


Click for bigger (135 kb)
(moistness, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:49, archived)
# If you think they're coming out of the woodwork now...
just wait until Rolf Harris dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:54, archived)
# I've heard that Rolf has an eye for the young ladies.
But young adult ladies, and therefore perfectly legal.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:16, archived)
# He liked it kinky
He liked tying down kangaroos. And playing with his wobbleboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Do you know, I think this is the first topical riff on that motto via a Q&D photoshop job that I've seen on this site.
Aside from the dozen-or-so others that have gone before, anyway.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:35, archived)
# That sign was never in
the original picture but its spreading round the internet
(moistness, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Another ending to another classic episode


No 1

I really do have a bit of a warped sense of humour, To much time on here me thinks
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:46, archived)
# ones
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:47, archived)
# Opps, oh well
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Oops
(#1, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:03, archived)
# *Puts "Dictionary" on Christmas List*
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha!
Do one with the trucks - they need their comeuppance!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Ha, I'll get right on it
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Ha!
That was originally going to be Henrietta's fate.
/reads too much Thomas to the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I thought it was a hen house?
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:53, archived)
# Arf, well I'd have one..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] For you my dear
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Better ending indeed! : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Whichever way you look at it, it's not going to end well...


Edit: Bah, sorry SonofRojBlake.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:18, archived)
# That last frame is a chiller
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:32, archived)
# It's part of her saying 'hello'
-very creepy!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Phwooooaaaarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:34, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Wow!
That's the coming together of two of the best people ever...!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Winner is on the NHS face donor list now?
Still, at least he's helping someone with his death.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Kill it, kill it now
(spicerack, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Err....
... sorry for what?
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Sorry - stomped on your thread!
I posted a minute are so after you - it was clear before, honest!!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:42, archived)
# No worries matey
That's just how it works, innit? Or is there some convention that I didn't know about (still learning the ropes here after (how many?) years.)
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:59, archived)
# No, I think it's alright,
I just liked yours, but only saw it as I posted mine!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] You did... what now?


I mean, it's not like it was a whole PLANET
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Well done!
I must now cease & close the same source image :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:19, archived)
# haha
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Haha, having a laugh all along...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] C'mon Jack
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:53, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:56, archived)
# :D
Edit: Jack ... Daniel? Top marks!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:58, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Nice twist that would have been even scarier :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
As child actors go, that lad was notably not hugely annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Yeah, and he didn't do much else after that role
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:16, archived)
# My favourite kid actor is the boy in The Others
he genuinely lived through that film I think :D

Worst kid actor will always be American Werewolf in London
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG-NtG3fvck&t=27s
Also "whaaaaaaaaat?"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:26, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:42, archived)
# This is great
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 3:52, archived)
# Haha
Last frame is spectacular!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:52, archived)
# i kind of knew what was coming but
the pay off surpassed my lolapectations
(I helped save b3ta! rowlification 今は今, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Simple country folk...
...on the Norfolk Broads.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:44, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Make it into a film
but make sure it has sub titles.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:45, archived)
# AGAMEMNON!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:55, archived)
# MANLEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:58, archived)
# smells!
Wait! What? Dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Nice..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 15:24, archived)

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