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#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Mind the piss :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:05, archived)
# What? Damn.
I guess I didn't check back far enough. Where?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:08, archived)
# there >>>>
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Here v
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:12, archived)
# THIS WAY TO HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# < there
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:13, archived)
# \/ down
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Heh
We lost power here, no idea when it will be back on. There's barely any signal either, I think some of the cell towers went down.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:25, archived)
# stop pretending...
you're like that fat bird who told everyone she lost her husband in the World Trade Centre!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:30, archived)
# THAT'S RIGHT
CENTRE!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:31, archived)
# *shocked face*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:36, archived)
# *hums*
Down by the boardwalk,
Under the se-e-e-ea,...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Dahn here all de fish is happy.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:26, archived)
# I'll relocate that emergency sandwich I made for you last August....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Someone enjoys the water...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it? Whether she's naked under that toga.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 19:41, archived)
# But she was from France
So, going to be a bit hairy...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I reckon most New Yorkers will be taking it easy today.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Not mine but...
www.flickr.com/photos/mijasper/7487469530/
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Slight update...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah naaa-naaah DU DU DAAAAHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:02, archived)
# THIS IS BRILLIANT
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:32, archived)
# I think you're being sarcastic, but i'll say thanks anyway
XD THANKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:53, archived)
# No Sarcasm here Mr Ad7
Jolly good - keep it up


(This reply isn't sarcastic either - and neither is this comment)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Very good, I like this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:53, archived)
#
excellent
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:01, archived)
# It's good to see New Yorkers keeping a sense of humour through all this
Caution, Wet Floor: i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/30/article-2225108-15C27B46000005DC-535_964x621.jpg

That said, it is hard to understand reports of people reluctant to have evacuated from an exposed Atlantic ocean-facing peninsula called "Breezy Point" with an incoming Hurricane. Had it been called "inexplicably sheltered inlands", it might be a different matter; but the clues were all there in the name.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 5:05, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I spy a flux capacitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:54, archived)
# 1.21 gigawatts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:55, archived)
# A flux capacitor with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Always
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I fucking love hairy tits.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:13, archived)
# I've never seen a pair of tits that looks so much like a builders crack before!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:14, archived)
#

It's Jane Goldman screenwriter married to Jonathan Ross
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Oh God,
Those tits are unfeasibly huge

great 'shop by the way
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Phwoar
Veiny :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Of all the boobs on the internet, you had to use those?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:53, archived)
# They are monumental, I'll grant you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:30, archived)
# a jugs capacitor
1.21 juggawatts
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 17:47, archived)
# smashy wants a big boom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:54, archived)
# and now i must visit a sick child in hospital
GODMOTHER POWERS ACTIVATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:58, archived)
# hahaa nine!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Here is lots of Angela Merkels, holding some CDCs
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:35, archived)
# This works for me
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:40, archived)
# She's rarely seen without one
and is definitely never happy unless clutching a CDC two-handed.

It's my 6th day in my new job, so time high time I got back on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Happy New Job, squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Thank you
so far, so job-like
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:52, archived)
# And for the eighteenth year running
Der Rose Schwanz goes to Angela Merkel for her contribution to jacket-wearing
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Ooh, almost a nob-touch top right!
She loves her magenta
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:42, archived)
# personally i think she's saying 'excellllllent'
like mr burns.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Or been fucking around with some glue
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Ausgezeichnet!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:46, archived)
# it's her "executive toy"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:44, archived)
# I use mine as a stress ball sometimes
On the sly, through my trouser pocket.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:55, archived)
# i bet you do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Jus' sayin' what we all do
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:56, archived)
# A new magenta fishing rod
For Angler Merkel
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:03, archived)
# this just in sports fans...
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:35, archived)
# But....but....
Where is Moore?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:35, archived)
# good point
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:42, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:42, archived)
# We want Moore!
We want Moore!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:47, archived)
# always....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:51, archived)
# apologies
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:55, archived)
# ..erm...
Are you going to tell him or should I...? :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha. More Moore required!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:12, archived)
# erm


Though I suspect someone's being deliberately difficult...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:18, archived)
# I also suspect as much
And fair play I say...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:35, archived)
# But where ... but where ...
IS THE BATMAN?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:44, archived)
# haha
Poor David Bowie.
_ /
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Roger Moore.
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:40, archived)
# RIP David Alexander Litvinenko Bowie
4 EVA IN R POLONIUM
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahaha Genuine Office LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:48, archived)
# me too
apart from the office bit.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:55, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Scandal!
The Rock's is clearly the best!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:44, archived)
# hehehehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:54, archived)
# this guy beats them all
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20123449
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Been farting about with icons this dreary afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:49, archived)
# star trek! do want!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Beam me up.
I do like that Star Trek one, not sure Paramount would be too pleased if it got used as a b3ta icon though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Did you horribly misspell paramount, or are my eyes playing tricks on me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:54, archived)
# I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:38, archived)
# this is awesome
now draw a mad dentist sitting on a pile of teefs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I had wondered about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:59, archived)
# I'd love a Nolan version of the Batman logo :D
Or the Batman Beyond one. Might have a go later.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:55, archived)
# Yeah my batman one's a bit dismal. Tried to get it rounded in the end, I think you'd have a better chance with the nolan one.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Mm, only problem with the Nolan one is, it's much wider than it is tall.
The Batman Beyond one would probably be a better choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Probably true actually, the peaked wings would make it fit better, I would think.
Besides I kind of like that one better.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:09, archived)
# YOU WANT YOUR GO?!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Can you make your own icon to use for yourself?
Or do you have to pick from a list? About time I got paypal and bought me an icon.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:10, archived)
# you can enter the on going icon image challenge..if it gets picked then you can wear it, like my cheery bee :)
b3ta.com/challenge/icon/popular
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Ta
I'll have a wee mess around this afternoon.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:07, archived)
# \o/ and \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:23, archived)
# MAKE IT SO
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 18:35, archived)
# too soon?

Quick and shit but had this stuck in my head all morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:22, archived)
# hehehe
you should put Romney's face on him and remove the Skegness-ness
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:46, archived)
# brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:51, archived)
# FP THIS N ... oh, too late
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:58, archived)
# jayneeeus
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 19:03, archived)
# It'll all blow over soon
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Making things look old will never get stale...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:41, archived)
# ha ha
instagram really does suck balls
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Personally I can't wait for their tilt-shift lenses from Specsavers.

/trips over desk
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Look, I'm a giants
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:54, archived)
# /falls over and crushes street full of tiny people
Damn these tilt-shift lenses!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
love it
especially the wasp.

They should bring out the polar opposite of Instagram and have one where everything is overexposed with lots of JJAbrams
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Add multiple lens flare at the click of a button.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm.... tangy
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
# nom nom nom nom
ewww, i found a hair in mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha
So true. Make your new sharp photographs look aged, faded and worn. Great idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Like!!!
:)
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:41, archived)
# This is a fine idea and I shall give you a Billions pound.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:57, archived)
# It needs to be boiled, though
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:02, archived)
# But is it better than apple?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Flananoid Flandroid?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:55, archived)
# the second one.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:59, archived)
# With apologies in advance for a crappy joke with crappier execution...
I just had to get it out of my head.


Click for bigger (201 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:06, archived)
# the 3rd panel needs a Sikh, all I'm saying.
(waxdart hello., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:08, archived)
# wow dude, u totally have a sikh sense about these things
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:10, archived)
# He's dead all along, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:12, archived)
# "Hey! Hey! HEY! D'you like STUFFING?"
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:17, archived)
#
let me touch your giblets....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:42, archived)
# "This is no time for fun and games!"
"Yes it is... it's christmas day!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:31, archived)
# try telling that to Cromwell and the puritans.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:47, archived)
# no reason

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Get back to work!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:50, archived)
# i'm not even there yet, man
GAWD!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:51, archived)
# I'm working on a picture of a girl with huge feet.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:52, archived)
# dude, that would be freakin' awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:52, archived)
# I know,...right?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:56, archived)
# i beat you to it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Stop stealing my ideas!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:00, archived)
# STFU N00B, U totally cant stop me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:04, archived)
# I got this other idea:
You take a picture of a couple, and you switch their faces.
Many many LOLz.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:07, archived)
# how about a dog and a girl

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:09, archived)
# (check the file name) XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:28, archived)
# mmm
pretty Hobbitssis
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:32, archived)
# i wonder if Mofaha's house is ok
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:52, archived)
# ...and by that, I mean Mofaha's house -- I hear it's really nice
I don't give a shit about Mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:54, archived)
# He can stay in my cunt shed with the stray cats.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:59, archived)
# u r a cat lady, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:11, archived)
# I wonder if mofaha the house is ok.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:54, archived)
# looks just like him
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Unlurks for a second
(Virulent, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Weatherlols!

STAY SAFE NYC IN AR HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:00, archived)
# never mind all the other place in the storm's path, NYC IS IN TROUBLE
U OK HUN XXX
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Merkins get a bit of wind & rain - apparently no other news
on the exact same day the Japanese steal the Branston nom range of pickles & sauces - I smell a conspiracy
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:29, archived)
# ..and renamed as jizz can pickles
(I helped save b3ta! mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:44, archived)
# THEY'S ALL RACIST!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:03, archived)
# This
Is very good. I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Paedo Bingo Cards
Can someone make up some Paedo bingo cards for my office as we've been discussing who will be the next celebrity to be arrested?

We'd like Timmy Mallet, Pat Sharp, John Noakes, Noel Edmunds, Mr Blobby, the jester from rentaghost, rod hull and any others suggested by the board?
(HobbitsMakeNicePets, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:19, archived)
# ouch!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:35, archived)
# ooh, that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:53, archived)
# That is beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Why don't you make them, you dick
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Oh noes
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Yes, why not?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:24, archived)
# We'll get right on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Sure - what's your budget?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Libellous!

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:29, archived)
# can you send me £40,000 in cash?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:29, archived)
# i like this
(quintsy, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] What are we your paedo bingo card making bitches?

Have a compo-related repost
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:44, archived)
#
Where can I buy this, it sounds delicious.
I am tempted to make myself some tonight.
(speedevil, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:02, archived)
#
vintagerecipecards.com/2011/06/15/ham-and-bananas-hollandaise/
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:46, archived)
# You forgot to say please.......
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Image please
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:52, archived)
#
EDIT: Blimey - not a new-spazz after all!
Needs more appropriate imagery:
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Don't dis Dawson!
:C
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Firstly,


and in case you haven't got one, I think you're probably a


(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:57, archived)
# hahaha
Lego skinheads always had attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:58, archived)
# your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:57, archived)
# You didn't say please.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:06, archived)
# FAQ YOU !
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:18, archived)
# F.A.Q. blar blar
and I just made this so I'm posting it :)
(waxdart hello., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:29, archived)
#
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 11:47, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 12:48, archived)
# A-hem.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:11, archived)
# I saw that
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:34, archived)
# First post so...
...be nice, please :)

Sorry Rih Rih

(ultragrip "That I not now, I know now", Tue 30 Oct 2012, 9:30, archived)
# ISH She pished?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 9:32, archived)
# first post!!!!
Holding back a huge wall of RANT about Rihanna for the "as its first post" thing.

Welcome ...... You'll never leave.
(waxdart hello., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 9:53, archived)
# I'm going to be very disappointed if this isn't a series of theatrical sneezes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:02, archived)
# No idea who she is but spose I would
welcome new person
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:24, archived)
# how odd :D
welcome aboard new person
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Nice eye work :)
and climb aboard the b3tabus
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Thank you, new friends :)
(ultragrip "That I not now, I know now", Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Show your working

bigger | blog | store
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 8:32, archived)
# I think the answer is
"All of them".
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 8:36, archived)
# no, it's 14.2
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 8:53, archived)
# Yes, and 14.2 is the same as all of them.
There are only 14.2 pugs, and could only be that many.

I read it recently in Nature's recent supplement on dog-counting.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 9:07, archived)
# Ah, but did you see the article in New Scientist on Pug Juggling?
It controversially put forward that if you had 14.2 pugs and 2.6 jugs, using the Osbourne Coefficient, you could in fact fit all of them in a Suitcase full of Plugs...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 9:12, archived)
# I've spent the last hour reading that.
I have to admit that my mind is blown. I don't know how to reconcile these conclusions.

*puzzles*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Three jugs is deformed.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 8:41, archived)
# GEDJOURAZZDOOMARZ
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 8:51, archived)
# All the cut will be absorbed by it been a pug.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 9:08, archived)
# *clicks the "Like this" Thumbs up icon
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 9:12, archived)
# Jugs!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:09, archived)
# hehe, ask this guy
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:33, archived)
# CHORTLE

wind's picking up
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:25, archived)
#
needs more CDC
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:26, archived)
# yea it's pretty much the perfect cdc candidate...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:33, archived)
# Well, knob it up.
you don't need me to
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:38, archived)
# nah, gonna call it a night
ban-ki escapes with his semi dignity this time
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:43, archived)
# Well then I'll let it bee
(see earlier for bees)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:53, archived)
# what doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 5:05, archived)
# Everybody happy ending together
with must be joyfulness
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:28, archived)
# I kind of think
this is a far better thing for people to wake up to
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:57, archived)
# NEIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:57, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10873458
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 5:00, archived)
#
or should I say

up to witch people should wake

(Halloween pun intended)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:58, archived)
# ...and dance!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 7:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 8:04, archived)
# Crumbs
That's a bit too realistic.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:30, archived)
# you've been there, eh?
*concurs*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:38, archived)
# With a rear like that I could live with the odd guff in the face
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:57, archived)
# I can't remember why
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:36, archived)
# Everyone will vote for me

I'm the president
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:40, archived)
# dictators in history with real eyes and mouths
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:41, archived)
# No, can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:44, archived)
#
but he deserves a sponge.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:45, archived)
# nah-nah-nah-nah-nazi gold
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:45, archived)
# The bars are waiting for the highest bidder
think you're high enough? I have a big bag of crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:48, archived)
# I'm not high enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:49, archived)
# 5'7 was the limit
oh and a balance of $1500000
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:52, archived)
# "So go into your local branch of UBS, and say "I'd like to open an account please.", and when they say "What with?" take out a loud hailer and say "NAZI GOLD! Just like you did!"
/bill bailey
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:49, archived)
# Or IBM or Chase...
,,,


and ,,,
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:50, archived)
# it's a catchy tune
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:53, archived)
# It is hummed by the zyclon Bee
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:54, archived)
# that would be an excellent name for a band
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:55, archived)
# TY
I am now feeling the urge to form a band called "The Zyclon Bee". I just wish I had some musical talent. (kinda cheating as I was a professional opera singer)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:02, archived)
# or the daily mail
kinda
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:53, archived)
# But sadly
also the guardian.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:55, archived)
# seriously...there's a guardian nazi link?!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:57, archived)
# No
The Guardian would report it with spelling mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:58, archived)
# ach, ich verstehe
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:59, archived)
# And if not
The grammar would annoy me
The Gruniad is famous for it's spellcheck errors
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:05, archived)
# nmkl pjkl ftmch
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:56, archived)
# Well
I have got my kitten from outside, so I'm off to bed
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 5:17, archived)
# GOLDFINGER IS A REAL SURNAME
www.timesofisrael.com/israeli-grandmas-shocking-wwii-secrets-revealed-in-the-flat/
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:26, archived)
# So it is
And both Romney and Obama will kill Americans and anyone else they feel like, they have that power.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:36, archived)
#


Click for bigger (30 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 1:39, archived)
# INTO A REALM OF PURE IMAGINATION
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 1:49, archived)
# and a little bit of rape, but mostly imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 1:50, archived)
# It's impossible to get pregnant that way
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 1:59, archived)
# if you only have sex with dead bodies are you still a virgin?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:03, archived)
# I guess this is a question for my pastor
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:15, archived)
# the body knows how to shut that down
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:18, archived)
# what about ghost sperms
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:04, archived)
# I shaved it off but I still kill people without a warrant
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:10, archived)
# undercover adolf
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:48, archived)
# But also
heirless
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:16, archived)
# mitty wonka and the return of the mushroom god
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 1:50, archived)
# and grand poopah of the lollipop guild
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:01, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:14, archived)
#

Close Gitmo
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:24, archived)
# FUCK WE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:41, archived)
# HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 0:00, archived)
# OOOOOHHHH HAAAAAAIIIII THEEEERRRR
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 0:06, archived)
# hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 0:14, archived)
# the hills are alive / watching / their wretched children / with ancient eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 0:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I360P1Fn7Y0
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 1:49, archived)
# =]

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 0:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:02, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 0:43, archived)
# ROCK THAT MOUND
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 1:11, archived)
# Quite so, dear boy
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 1:53, archived)
# fuck this is terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:48, archived)
# wanna see some puppies
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:52, archived)
# the cold dead eyes of 10 killers
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 4:02, archived)
# Mount Ruffmore
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 10:39, archived)
#
(patella, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:53, archived)
# fu q
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 2:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 3:34, archived)
# er, surely "you're"
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 8:59, archived)
# no
www.yourallgay.com
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] leading supplier of apparel for peados
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 23:49, archived)
# BAN SAVLON!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 23:52, archived)

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