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# Erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:27, archived)
# loving the background
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:29, archived)
# loving the foreground
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:55, archived)
# boobs do not interest me very much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:56, archived)
# if the internet has taught me anything,
it's that ALL women will find other women attractive and start getting naked and doing sexy stuff under certain conditions
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:01, archived)
# you don't have anywhere near enough money, booze and drugs for that to happen here, matey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:05, archived)
# yes, I believe those are the conditions
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:13, archived)
# you also don't have access to xenia seeberg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:20, archived)
# so, if I can rustle up enough cash, drugs, booze and Xenia Seeberg
then, frankly I'll have a bloody good weekend anyway. You can pick her up on Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:27, archived)
# you can keep her
i'll have the booze, cash and drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:33, archived)
# I feel we have both won here
except for not having the cash, booze, drugs and Xenia Seeberg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:45, archived)
# i've got about a pint and a half of cider in the house
and some knitting and sewing to do.
rock and fucking roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:48, archived)
# had to google that name
it's uncanny, her lips seem to follow me around the room
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 19:24, archived)
# I knew it!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:30, archived)
# It all becomes clear
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:35, archived)
# Excellent.
And that's Rosie Webster off Coro.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I think she would have been a bit young to be a contestant on Strike it Lucky,
unless she develops time travel in an upcoming episode of Coronation Street and goes back to 1988. Which would add even more plausibility to my illustration.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:46, archived)
# she was sent upstairs to wash her hands
and came down some years later with pretty decent norks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:55, archived)
# And here she is "acting" with the same expression.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:01, archived)
# yes, that's her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Excellent
And hence my deep-rooted, somewhat irrational phobia of umbrellas
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:36, archived)
# if they can kill you, it's not irrational
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:39, archived)
# As always...
...YES!! *Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:48, archived)
# Norks
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmm... buzzing all night will you be
(cursortheunicorn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:13, archived)
# this is all kinds of wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:14, archived)
# David Jason's looking old
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:15, archived)
# ^ ^ The other
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:37, archived)
# It's Rick Moranis
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:46, archived)
# "i sense much cock in you"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:17, archived)
# (°-°)
Bloody hell, Yoda!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:21, archived)
# O_O
he can keep it, frankly
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:18, archived)
# it's a newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue555/

Q: What's the best condiment?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Europe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:59, archived)
# many laughs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Spearmint flavoured Durex!
Condom mint??? I'll be here all week...
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:59, archived)
# garlic salt
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:00, archived)
# would have to agree
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# it has all the health benifits andf goodness of salt
and tastes like garlic, what's not to like.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:04, archived)
# I've got something that looks like a bulb of garlic
and tastes like salt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)
# i've got some black garlic
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:07, archived)
# It leaves no bad breath! What is the point of that?
www.blackgarlic.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:16, archived)
# it confuses goth vampires
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:18, archived)
# "You look lovely dear"
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:01, archived)
# mayonnaise
and anyone who disagrees can suck my fat one
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Who told you you have a fat one, Lachance?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:04, archived)
# of course he does
It's from all that mayonnaise
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:06, archived)
# horseradish
and ta
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:03, archived)
# tewkesbury mayo
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:06, archived)
# the best headline won I think
well done all round.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Bacon
www.theonion.com/articles/report-meat-now-americas-no-2-condiment,2011/
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:06, archived)
# hoi sin sauce
especially on cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Woo, thanks for featuring the game!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:09, archived)
# just been playing it
well gud innit
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:17, archived)
# \o/
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Ooo i got the subject lols!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Cheers Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Cock flavour? More like Glasscock flavour.
ASDA has had this for years:
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:31, archived)
# mind you Asda probably has pizza flavour ketchup
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Their 'Hot Dog Ketchup' is fantastic on chips.
I thought the Belgian 'Sausmeister' chip sellers in the Netherlands had some decent dips but that stuff is squeezy-bottled crack.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Asafoetida
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Now I want sausage and onions..........................................you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry] skagseiling

stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Found a vein!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:37, archived)
# it's much easier when you have A GIANT FUCKING ARM!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)
# This really is rather wonderful
in an extreme sort of way
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:38, archived)
# He looks high
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:39, archived)
# ITS BEGINNING!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:39, archived)
# oh yeah!
that hits the spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)
# That is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)
# is he powering up his arm for a cliff-based stranglewank?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:43, archived)
# nah
he's just gonna dangle there until he needs another fix
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Haha! Tip top.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:44, archived)
# haha
127 hours 2: Unnatural high
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Wonderful stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Now that's dedication.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# haha
I have to use veins in my cock now, skagsailing cock-wise would be pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# really? why?
and how do you get your veins up?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I don't really need to get the veins up
as I have a very very veiny cock. Ribbed for your pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:16, archived)
# having run out of paperbacks on holiday
I found a discarded copy of Trainspotting . . .

It took me three weeks to stop swearing at everyone


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Woo! Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:01, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:54, archived)
# ahhhahhahhhh ah wow
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Just been rummaging through some old mags...

/edit Fixed!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# oh yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:34, archived)
# by which you mean
fisting Thatcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:35, archived)
# 'Rummaging' eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Let's see then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)
# I can see the picture
It'ds a depiction of Philip Schofield reading out a list of names of tories while Lord McAlpine fists him while wearing a butchers gauntlet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:39, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:44, archived)
# I'm oldskool and prefer to tweak manually.
But I can appreciate your device for what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:45, archived)
# That whacky Dutch madman
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
Girls & blokes
let's hear your (original and not nicked off twitter) jokes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Edmunds and Chegwin spitroast roadshow, exclusive photos
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:43, archived)
# lol McAfee trial 30 days lol
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:43, archived)
# lock 'em up
the lot of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Twitter in my shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Just to set the record straight, we think Lord McAlpine is a *fantastic' builder
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Show me on the goofy doll where Mickey touched you


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Bloke walks into a bar...
Buys a pint, and then runs out suspiciously as he got served in less than ten minutes.
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:47, archived)
# lower than a PCC vote turnout
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:47, archived)
# you can make a cake with just eggs and Nutella
sorry, not a joke, just very important information
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:48, archived)
# EXPLAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:49, archived)
#
kirbiecravings.com/2012/03/2-ingredient-flourless-nutella-cake.html
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:55, archived)
# ooh thanks

I'll be reading this instead of the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:37, archived)
# no, but my chocolate omlette is Braw!
but my chocolate omlette is Braw!What are you having for lunch?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:51, archived)
# chicken salad sandwich i made for mrs thor yesterday, because i forgot they were having pizza in the office yesterday
some asda wotsit clones and a slice of my home made panattone.

and tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:56, archived)
# 8/10
a well balanced lunch

Have chocolate with that


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Ah,
i've missed this lunchtime judging.

'ningles dave, hope you and TLH are well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Brawtastic, Sah!
Sah!*raids Italio-cellar*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Home Made
Lentil and Bacon Soup
And home made Tiger Bread
Then I shall go to the pub and have BEER
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:58, archived)
# 9/10
any lunch that involves beer is Braw!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Wooooooooooooooo ! Cheers Dave !
It's RealBeer too - Brewed in a microbrewery in a small shed behind the pub.
If I get peckish I might have to have one of the pubs home made pasties or pork pies - accompanied by some of my home made pear, lime and chilli jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:15, archived)
# *swoons*
11/10


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I miss British pubs :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Why?
Where are you? I'll get NATO to parachute one in!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Norway which is, alas, a NATO member
Norwegian pubs don't like food very much. Though they do sell Golden Wonder which came as a surprise to me since I thought Golden Wonder had gone bust a long time back.

On the plus side there are quite a few microbreweries around who sell sterling beer for the princely sum of about ยฃ9 a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:28, archived)
# i remember going over to norway about 10 year ago and we found an irish pub that sold it in pints
as all the other places we went to seemed to be these wacky europen measure.

it was about ยฃ10 a pint at that time as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:38, archived)
# hmm i've never even checked that
i might have to go to a couple of irish pubs over the weekend and see what they serve me in. half the places i go to now seem to be serving me 40cl, which is just stupid, even if they do have arcade machines embedded in their tables.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)
# i was in stavanger, so i know there was one there 10 years ago
it was lovely having a proper pint rather then drinking something that was like drinking a half.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:46, archived)
# I can think of two in the centre of Oslo without even trying
There's probably more like four or five within spitting distance. Me, I think that proves that pints are the perfect size.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:04, archived)
# I've been to Norway once
thankfully with an expense account
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)
# It's an expensive place to drink
I was in a bar with a colleague the other week and said "Tell you what, I'll buy us a whiskey each!", glibly ordered two Ardbegs and paid about ยฃ28.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I was paying for a colleague as well
I had the reindeer steak and a bottle of red in the 5* hotel and he went for a burger. Silly choice really. a bottle of wine and a few beers later and it cost about ยฃ250
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:45, archived)
# What else are expenses accounts for?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:05, archived)
# some leftover pasta bolognese smothered in parmesan
which I had at 10:50
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:59, archived)
# 9/10 a perfect time for lunch
it gives you time to squeeze in an extra meal before tea


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:06, archived)
# perfect!
I shall call it post meridian muncheon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)
# needs a hyphen


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
# po-st mer-idian munch-eon?
but that's silly?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:22, archived)
# yes, yes it is
yes it isI said 'a' hyphen not forty-fecking-three!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:24, archived)
# I bought a job lot on e-bay
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Beans on toast
and a mug of tea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Why can't you spell
Toats ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Dylsexier
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:05, archived)
# 3/10
Tsk! You'll starve


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:06, archived)
# I had a pint of Becks Vier
and an ogle
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Good enough for you
C]:0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:39, archived)
# not technically a cake
and as i don't eat chocolate i can get it down to one ingredient.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:58, archived)
# [Mod Edit]
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:49, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:50, archived)
# it was damn funny too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:52, archived)
# *posts about it on my one man clique mytwitface page*
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)
#
i think thats the funniest thing i've ever read
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:56, archived)
# has anyone got a 9V battery for my Sarcasm meter?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:58, archived)
# You can take one from my device. I don't think I'll use it again...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Cor, a wanking claw
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:34, archived)
# It's grip was firmer than expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:34, archived)
# So not so much a wanking claw as a relentless milking claw
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Or, if you prefer, take one from this...
if you prefer take one from this...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:43, archived)
# well at least I can tell these batteries are working
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:46, archived)
# FUCCKKK!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:39, archived)
# ah jesus
that's dark gold
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)
# ( °_° )
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Exclusive interview with aung san suu kyi on how DLT abused her over the airwaves.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:51, archived)
# 80-87% prefer reading it to voting for a PCC
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:52, archived)
# "About as substantial as Jahled's threats of violence"
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:52, archived)
# WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:54, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:01, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:02, archived)
# hiya!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Release the hounds.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)
# GASP
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:19, archived)
# 185,000 pence of B3ta subscriptions go to Rob in damages after allegations that he fingers children
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:54, archived)
# If you listen inside a shoe you can hear the tube
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Awaiting Gervais and Corden to be done on BBC nonce charges
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:55, archived)
# now legal in two US states!
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:56, archived)
# taken from the secret emails of David Petraeus
ok I'll stop now
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:58, archived)
# mysqldump: Got error: 2013: Lost connection to MySQL server during query when doing refresh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:59, archived)
# contains pics of some soap opera bird in a bikini under a waterfall
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:00, archived)
#
bird bint
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:00, archived)
# with bad skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:40, archived)
# I've a lotion for that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)
# and her annoying 'ermargerd' squealy voice
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:51, archived)
# definately something to sort that out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:57, archived)
# What did Jesus say as he sucked Satan's cock? Mmmf-mmmf-mmmf.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:00, archived)
# What did Satan say as Jesus was sucking his cock? "Oh, Jesus, yes!"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:01, archived)
# We were chewing ostrich anuses before it was cool
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha
I clearly have missed something in the news this week
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:02, archived)
# 'news' would be a stretch
www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/im-a-celebrity-nadine-dorries-munches-her-way-through-camel-toe-and-ostrich-anus-8315677.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Hahaha
Headline of the decade!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:09, archived)
# her entire career has been leading to this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:12, archived)
# i thought an unsafe GIS for dorries anus
would be more illuminating :(
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:40, archived)
# make us laugh.......lets hear one of yours
(no nicking now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:01, archived)
# more interesting than the Chortle Digest
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Jimmy Young touched my 'wee wee'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Pudsey touched me.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)
# Well, at least Dave Benson Phillips isnt a nonce
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:08, archived)
# contains Ian Krankie masterclass on law evasion
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Dave Lee Travis, sitting in a tree, N-O-N-C-I-N-G
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:11, archived)
# justin lee collins, sitting in a tree, harassing his ex-girlfriend I-N-G
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Justin Lee Collins, fucking a tree
The filthy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:19, archived)
# All news via B3TA towers - Switzerland, for tax reasons.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:12, archived)
# FIX THE SEARCH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# ignore 2.0 is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Never used it...never will.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:17, archived)
# poking at the internet with a shitty stick, so you don't have to
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Voters apathetic as Police Commissioners denied access to bat signal
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# B3ta search staying broke until Google pay their taxes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:13, archived)
# B3ta is non-profit, but it's the #5 puerile internet community in the world.
With 450 million monthly threats, we have costs like any top site: servers, power, rent, programs, staff and libel cases. To protect our asses, we'll never run ads. We suck no government cock. We run on donations: $1 is the most common, the average is about $1.

If everyone reading this gave $1, our fundraiser would be in the Maldives within an hour. Please help us forget the rain and the wind and get back to blow jobs on the beach.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:14, archived)
# ironically outing nonces
and ironically getting sued
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:16, archived)
# LINKS BOARD ROUND UP
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:16, archived)
# BECAUSE WE LOVE THE WEB - NOT NONCES
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)
# TV WILL BE SHIT TONIGHT - HAVE SOME LINKS.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:19, archived)
# Chicken fingers paedo shocker
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Prescott elected holy roman emperor as apathy rules
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:22, archived)
# He'd have to do a Tony and pretend to convert to Papism
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:23, archived)
# I'm a child, Get this celebrity out of me!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:23, archived)
# This and This and This
^^^^^^^^^^

ON A T-SHIRT FFS
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:24, archived)
# hahahah this^
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:27, archived)
# :D genius
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:30, archived)
# ahahaha
WINNAR
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:33, archived)
# ah yes
that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:35, archived)
# TH-FUCKING-IS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:36, archived)
# HA HA...WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Aewomse!
This one! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that is fucking gold!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:44, archived)
# perfect
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Bwa ha hahaaaaa
There goes another monitor...

Am I going to Hull now?
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:58, archived)
# I'm a celebrity...
...Let me fondle you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:24, archived)
# i've heard a first hand story about the cornyhairflake
and happytoasts gif is not far from it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:49, archived)
# NOW WITH MORE TALK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:24, archived)
# ergh
that would be awful.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Jerry Sadowitz was right all along.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Internet 2.0 on your chest
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:27, archived)
# This week it's just a picture of an orange
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Get on with it you ginger love puppet
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:29, archived)
# [Mod Edit] touched my balls
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# captain clatterbox approves this
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:56, archived)
# s'been a while



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Well on behalf of anyone who agrees with me,
Welcome back Mr the hat.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:00, archived)
# thankyou, I never left
I never leftEDIT: Looks like no-one agrees with you C]:0D



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:02, archived)
# just escaped from the cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:04, archived)
# haha
my daft little deaf cat has been crying to be let out of the front door only to go straight round the back, come in the cat flap and cry at the front door again. 3 times in a row so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:00, archived)
# ours does that . . .
WHY!!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Trainiing you.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:02, archived)
# she's so bloody loud too, as she can't hear herself
I watched her calmly sit outside earlier as 2 yappy dogs approached her from behind. She didn't have a clue until she turned round. She turned into a white tribble
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Maybe it just loves ...
... coming in the rear entrance?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:03, archived)
# mmm biscuits :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:09, archived)
# DAVE!
hello you terrible-punster, you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:10, archived)
# MICK!
Wotcha!

Have you let your killing knife get blunt?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Hey Dave :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Hello!
How's you?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:24, archived)
# Working Hard and Drinking Hard :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:29, archived)
# a perfect combo for a bus driver!
*applauds* C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:39, archived)
# haha
wonderful wordplay
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:24, archived)
# haha! genulols
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Nice one, DTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha! Hooray! DTH's back!
:D



(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:10, archived)
# *waves*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:17, archived)
#

나는 말을 사랑
모든 동물의 베스트
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
#
Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:41, archived)
# :-D
nice dance skills!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:47, archived)
# I love horsey style
also www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/ isn't working :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Awwwwwwww.
The end of an era.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:57, archived)
# I love waybackmachine
best of all the internet archives
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Yay :D
Took ages to load for me wish I had the techno know how to copy and host it
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:04, archived)
# I expect they retrieve stuff on demand
not much use for horserolling.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Best of all the vehicles
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I love corpses
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:47, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:52, archived)
# I have a backup of it which I can put online if you want...
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Oooh ooh yes please :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:50, archived)
# It's corrupt :(
paul.lc/horse/

I'll grab it again from TWBM and upload it tonight probably. Same URL as above.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Cheers chappy :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:57, archived)
# Actually, it's done now.
Reload the URL above :D
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:42, archived)
# YAY this wins todays internets :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Hmm, turns out my backup is corrupt.
I'll grab it again from The Way Back Machine and put it up soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:51, archived)
# get rid of that song
I dont get it? is it deliberately meant to be shit? My lad loves it, which is why he's at his mothers til he learns to not like it...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
# WOOMP! WOMP! WOMP! WOMP! WOOOMP!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:57, archived)
# *horse dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Gangnam RIS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:01, archived)
# 737,969,085 views can't be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] FINALLY

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:53, archived)
# YES
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:01, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Hee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
# ooh - something's going on between those two!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Something has gone on
And their work relationship has become awkward...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:42, archived)
# they've had a fumble in the smuggling hold!
Chewy got a chew
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:44, archived)
# he tickled her wookie under its nose
and she sucked him off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:48, archived)
# that's a teeth flossing right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Braw!
Ace as evar!

I miss wibblywobbly and his R2Dildo

EDIT: this pic!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Ey oop, toatsy
toatsy

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:57, archived)
# SAGDTH-JCO5CPB-T!
I'm sure that's my MS Office product key
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahaaaaaa!
*steals Gruffi's password*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:56, archived)
# THIOSE AREN'T MY FILES!
I'm looking after them for, errr, a friend
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:02, archived)
# two friends, by the look . . .
by the look . . .one has a cup and . . . . eww!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
# they've not been well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Ahh, wurzeltod
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 15:42, archived)
# The flight from Cloud City was quite awkward.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha.
Very nice.

Rebellion Summer fete
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Haha, Chewie is a weetabix
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:37, archived)
# War Trek!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:23, archived)
# All over the internet in 5, 4 ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:25, archived)
# *makes it so*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:25, archived)
# hehe
did anyone see that documentarty of the guy who managed to get a trademark registered of the KCACO image, long after it was everywhere. He was trying to prevent people using 'his image' I expect he is now a gibbering wreck somewhere

edit: far more info - keepcalmcampaign.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:27, archived)
# What a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:00, archived)
# this
*goes to trademark Lord Kitchener*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Leave Dominique Strauss Kahn alone!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:29, archived)
# send it to Wildyles :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:30, archived)
# yeah, he loves this stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:35, archived)
# haha! Oi I heard that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Wow
Saw it here first!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Excellent! The T-shirts are in production!
Nice taggage also ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Nicely

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Excellent stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:00, archived)
# *unlurks briefly* Nice work Dave

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Ta lully!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Clathu verata n...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:06, archived)
# iä! iä!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:06, archived)
# At last, an excuse for this.

Edit: I recommend www.k-type.com/?p=2199 for a free Keep Calm font.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:16, archived)
# ha ha
Im not offending here, but thats so shit its ace :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Yes, that's where I got the font from myself.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:15, archived)
# While I'm largely in agreement with Charlie Brooker about the Keep Calm poster
This and maiden's Evil Dead one above are exceptions to the rule
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Another American archetype, played by a Canadian actor.

See also Michael J. Fox, Pamela Sue Anderson, Monty Hall, Lorne Greene . . .
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:28, archived)
# you brought this shit on yourself
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:34, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Klarnk!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:32, archived)
# I wish somebody would hurry up and invent animated t-shirts.
I'd love to wear this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Cut a phone size screen in your t-shirt and place your mobile behind the hole
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:32, archived)
# GENIUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Have a gold star
kerlick
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:08, archived)
# shat speeder
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T SLOW DOWN!!!!

Shat Speeder
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:51, archived)
# :D...epic
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:47, archived)
# I LOVE MJ


Click for bigger (168 kb)
(sampilling, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)
# I, Macauley.
Worst sci-fi film ever.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:08, archived)
# IMJR?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:11, archived)
# IMCMJR
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:16, archived)
# I clicked for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:12, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:21, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:02, archived)
# *hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:37, archived)
# *adblocks*
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:51, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Sodium Chloride. It'll fuck you up. Just say no.


If you're interested, I've got an original pencil drawing of Zombie Santa up on Ebay. If you're into that kind of thing, like.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:42, archived)
# marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Top work as always sir
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Don't do it kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)
# No.
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Haha I only just noticed the hole
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:22, archived)
# ...as the bishop said to the actress.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:13, archived)
# eugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:33, archived)
# oversalted food makes me feel like this too
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:47, archived)
# Great work
Glory hole!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Fucking hell
And people keep saying B3ta is dying.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:59, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:23, archived)
# ^ That.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:28, archived)
# wow YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah right.......

(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:37, archived)
# hahahaha
top end frame
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:41, archived)
# Slick Willy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:41, archived)
# How do I get about
getting this image larger without getting it thumbnaild? Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:50, archived)
# just edit the code
remove the thumbnail option and stick the proper size in the img src= bit
or I can do it if you want
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Please, do that thanks...
then I will have an example to look at...
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Anyone else notice that this reply said 'No, please don't edit it' for just a few seconds? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:02, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:03, archived)
# it's ok, they're making fun of me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Thanks a lot.....
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:06, archived)
# It's a gentle dig at HT as he's rumoured to have upset a few users by editing their posts without permission.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:10, archived)
# 2, both with their full knowledge before the edit was made
- unless I'm being blamed for other edits I don't know about
- what am I on about, there were those spam links and porn that I removed, yes, guilty as charged, I didn't ask first before editing those
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
TO THE MAX.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:03, archived)
# To those who doubt that he never inhaled,
there are such things as pot brownies.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:31, archived)
# heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:12, archived)
# what's the point of being president
if you can't do stuff like that?
(rogerzilla, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Geddin' high baby
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:29, archived)
# they're smoking firweworks!
they insane!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:31, archived)
# They a huffin' and a puffin'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha, JESUS!
WTF is going on in the orignal? Why? WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Extreme blowjobbing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:36, archived)
# holding the pose doesn't amaze me quite as much
as wondering how they got in to that pose and will get out of it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:36, archived)
# That's not the bit that worries me
It's the thought that one afternoon they were sitting around and someone said "Hey, I know, wouldn't it be fun if..."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# being drunk is great
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:53, archived)
# A couple of pints, and before you know it you're suspended upside down in front of an acrobat with an erection and a glint in his eye,
with no way or getting out of it that doesn't involve severe spinal injury :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:59, archived)
# I've lost count of how often it's happened to me
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:07, archived)
# helicopters/glue/hot bath
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Where the hell is that guy's head?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:34, archived)
# careful pooch!



just a couple of quick gifs to illustrate the word "Obese fart" which is from the Anagram round of my Quiz

last week was about food can you guess the Anagram-onundrum?

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:29, archived)
# that's a big dog fart
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:32, archived)
# it's powerful shit alright! :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:55, archived)
# it's also a bit big (400k max on gifs) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Boars' feet
Free boats
Oaf's beret
To see barf
See fat Rob
Fee or bats
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:39, archived)
# first one was the closest...
Oaf's Beret's my favourite though :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:56, archived)
# FARTO BEES
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:46, archived)
# oh it's good, its good
it's not good enough
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:57, archived)
# the guy in the top frame scampering away with his shopping bag does it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:25, archived)
# haha I love the car driving in then reversing out again
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:28, archived)
# top source?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:32, archived)
# dunno now...
ah there we go

them cheezeburger bastards was where i found it..
i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/4/9/29c41e51-74a7-4de9-ac91-95c15f314c8d.gif
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:30, archived)
# ok, ok, OK!!!!!!
for all of those who keep hassling me for the answer.
by:
email
pm
aol messenger
im
msn
in chatrooms i'm not signed into
phone
telex
fax
morse code
letter
carrier pigeon
knocking on my door
telepathy
astral projection

etc

the answer was of corse,

ROAST BEEF


you're welcome :)

xx
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:56, archived)
# nothing lasts for ever, bugger
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Sorry for your loss :(
Did you draw this with the mouse then?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:20, archived)
# no, the sellotaped together remains of the pen
which I shall be battling with until the replacement pen arrives
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha
Perfect time to upgrade!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:25, archived)
# The tablet is fine (10 year old Graphire)
can't afford to replace it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:28, archived)
# That's some grip you have there
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:26, archived)
# it's what killed it
(and the one before that)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:27, archived)
# he's been developing it since he was a teenager.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Hardly surprising given how sore that willy looks
He must have been strangling the poor thing to death.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Kung-Fu Grip!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:44, archived)
# nice self portrait
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:51, archived)
# I was never certain if B3tard was a boy or a girl
and I'm still not

but I'm getting a confusion in my trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:57, archived)
# still wounnbvgjkbnjkdfbvfjbvbdfjkvbdfjkbblluuurrrggghhhhhH!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:09, archived)
# lift your cock higher!
it's hitting the keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:36, archived)
# cripes!

*disclaimer - I didn't make this, just cropped/optimized it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:13, archived)
# I can't stop watching this
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:19, archived)
# My Eyes!
How many of you make the cat face as you watch this?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahaha good God
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Bouncy Droopers!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha, but I always thought he/she/it was the offspring of Vigo?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Munter gets her day off
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Though I much prefer her sister.

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:23, archived)
# I smell fish.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Where's that marvellous Christmas song that gets posted on here every year?
It just makes my Christmas! I can't find it on YouTube though -_-

I probably don't need to describe it, but it's the one with a frightfully jolly Geordie bloke wandering around a fabulous back drop of green screen creativity.
(sbtoronto, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 6:13, archived)
# Assume the position.
The immediate future, for you, is bleak.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 6:22, archived)
# .
The immediate future, for you, is bleak full of forced sexy-cuddles.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:31, archived)
# I think you must be thinking of Stuj And The Xmas Chainsaw Massacre's perennial christmas number one.
Happy Birthday Little Baby Jesus, Now Get On The Train You Filthy Jew.
Everyone loves that one.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 6:35, archived)
# Also: Have you tried asking /talk?
They're always very helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 6:36, archived)
# A good starting point might be "rathergood"
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 7:00, archived)
# or "backtobed"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:18, archived)
# "morecoffee" "forignorantswedes" "beforetyping"
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:52, archived)
# I've had a coffee now, so back to bed is probably not worth it
I may as well see this silly day through
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:56, archived)
#
I sometimes show this to explain what this thing called b3ta can be about
www.b3ta.com/board/10315387#post10315416
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:46, archived)
# hahahaah
gets me lolling every time!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:10, archived)
# You're looking for "It's Christmas" by youtube user "itsonlyandrew"
Unfortunately he's grown up a couple of years and deleted it all.

It was bad enough when I found some old poetry from when I was a teenager, fuck knows how this generation is going to cope.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 7:04, archived)
#
Yep I believe that's the one. How sad it's been deleted.
(sbtoronto, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:36, archived)
# Search is broken
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 7:33, archived)
# it's been broken for AGES!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 7:53, archived)
# this whole place has gone to the dogs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 7:58, archived)
# Perhaps someone with the skills should volunteer their time
I'm guessing the normal web magicians are extremely busy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:03, archived)
# busy?!
this website where I waste my life should be their number one priority, not having jobs or whatever


JESUS!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:07, archived)
# seriously though
IS ANYONE A WEB EXPERT WITH ALL OF TEH SKILLZORZ?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 8:18, archived)
# I can help
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:04, archived)
# yeh, but they don't pay their tax!
I'm sure Rob is fully up to date with his tax return
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Yeah.
The dogs that manolith keeps touching on their bumholes.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:04, archived)
# dunno
next...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 7:56, archived)
# you might find it over on links
you twunt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 7:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:10, archived)
# Can't say he's very jolly, but is this it?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:13, archived)
# I'm so angry at this waste of a thread that I'm going to perform actual physical violence on someone.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:15, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:34, archived)
# simply because there's far too much text in this thread...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 9:40, archived)
# Fuck yer religious holiday songs where's yer pichur?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Toys? Who needs toys?
This'll keep 'em quiet

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 5:40, archived)
# wait, are you paying the buttprostitutes in meth?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 6:15, archived)
# Comes in convenient packet form.
NEED MOAR BUTTPROSTITUTES
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 6:20, archived)
# Party tiem!
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] B O N G S !

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 5:33, archived)
# Smokin'!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 5:42, archived)
# ahhhahahh.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 6:14, archived)
# gwan Queenie!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:06, archived)
# it looks like a c*ck
Liz is smokin' the bone.
(rogerzilla, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:43, archived)

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