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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Every week we ask a new question - the best and funniest answers go in the newsletter.

Choose from this pert, Christmas-flavoured list

- Best Christmas Presents: Our Ginger Fuhrer got an Amstrad CPC464 with Colour Monitor in 1984, while I got a BBC Micro, making us both geeks for life.

- Christmas Parties: The papers at the moment are full of tedious articles called "How to Survive the Christmas Party". What really happens at your festive gatherings?

- Overcoming adversity: Have you ever fought back from a terrible illness? Got out of a job that was going nowhere? Warm our hearts, B3ta

QOTW




Vote closes around lunch time.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:52, archived)
# I once managed to get a whole cucumber up there.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:55, archived)
# all of the above
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:56, archived)
# overcoming adversity was about sticking things up your arse.
if it wins, it has to be nothing but stories of putting things up your arse, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:13, archived)
# I read that as 'Overcoming University'
Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:56, archived)
#
What about Christmas Pasts and Christmas Futures?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:07, archived)
# I once lost my wristwatch and had to extract it with a pair of barbecue tongs
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Hobbit Chrimbo
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:39, archived)
# >FUCK SANTA
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Do children really need Shakespeare?
Everyone knows he was a time traveler and stole the idea of Hamlet from the Lion King...

It's just he lacked the artistic skills and couldn't find a big enough flip book to show off to his friends.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha
Tell my father-in-law that. He'd marry Shakespeare if it wasn't illegal
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Missing that extra 47fps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:57, archived)
# take it you meant him up there ^
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Gandalf The Red
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:43, archived)
# can't read this without thinking of bsg...

/lurk
(spaigy, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:20, archived)
# cheer up batmans I don't get it either
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] At least it killed off the gay shift...
Who killed b3ta... it's as quiet as a gay Ugandan night club in here!


Have that!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Amidar 2013.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Mindpiss!
I made this days ago and was waiting to pounce on a RIS.

I like the "looking up while thinking" expression. Of course, he can't be that bright or he'd be in out of the rain.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Fracking is the earthquake producing, gas-mining technique.
Frack is also a swearword on the remake of Battlestar Galactica, which is why there's a Cylon in the adjacent picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Ah, a pop culture reference.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:33, archived)
# hahaha
best of all the 4 player coin-op's
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Ah that's what BSG stands for...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:38, archived)
# ahh aha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Did you see Blood and Chrome?
It was quite good....
Got a star wars fake background thing going on but the spanners dropping during the swearing is hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:24, archived)
# I always liked "Frelling" from Farscape.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Well, that's thursday's /board post. I can't wait to see what tomorrow's is! :p
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:36, archived)
# You killed b3ta :'(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:38, archived)
# LOVE this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:40, archived)
# It's hypnotic...
But in a bad bum rape way.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:50, archived)
# burp
(Zoidaroid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:49, archived)
# And it begins.........
G'night.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 0:02, archived)
#
Is there anyone here? *echo* *echo* ...
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:55, archived)
# Thursday lurkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:23, archived)
# gay shift killed everything.....
will make a crap photoshop when i get off the shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:29, archived)
# I'll be taking a wander down to the shops to buy the Christmas Radio Times.
Might even get some dry-roasted peanuts.
Exciting times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:36, archived)
# ahh the ol tradition...
As a kid my family used to have a note pad pinned to the wall with the xmas tv list on it (what to watch and what to record)
Now TiVo does it all for me,
A simpler time.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Tap tap
Is this thing on?
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:29, archived)
# Hi
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:32, archived)
# quack
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:32, archived)
# ha
your signature exactly describes my relationship with my brother
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:33, archived)
# insest.... nice!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:34, archived)
# Hola.
I shall be off to work very soon though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:53, archived)
# You are being melded. It is not OK.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 0:21, archived)
# World class nostrils.
G'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 0:25, archived)
# omg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 1:44, archived)
# that left index finger is freaking me right the fuck out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 1:53, archived)
# ^This.
Looks more like a stubby knob.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 2:06, archived)
# Oh my
cannot unsee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 2:31, archived)
# The internet was made to be not unseeable.
For example, I was just looking for my favorite tune, Flannel In Seattle, when this showed up-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycEdzLkozg0
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 3:32, archived)
# This just occured to me

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 2:39, archived)
# And where exactly have you been sticking this, Kirk? No, actually, don't tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 2:48, archived)
# he usually saves it for the green chicks
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 2:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 6:48, archived)
# :D
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:49, archived)
# MR SCOCK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:22, archived)
# nooooooo
must not lol.....
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:08, archived)
# #1: dog sick
/autocomplete
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:19, archived)
# !

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Pretty woman...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:21, archived)
# is she a royal?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:22, archived)
# Elizardbeth
Hurley ?
(Zoidaroid, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Phwoooar
Got to love the lizard ladies

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:29, archived)
# Elizardbeth Taylor
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Here is her BF

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Phwoar
www.b3ta.com/board/10896141
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:41, archived)
# : o
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Searched for a silver rabbit and descovered there is a breed of rabbit called the silver rabbit


You learn something new everyday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:00, archived)
# British comedy awards sir?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:02, archived)
# yarp
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:10, archived)
# An old graham norton joke?
You should be ashamed!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:14, archived)
# As I have just explained to someone else
just lower your expectations a bit and you can be pleasantly surprised

I'm a little ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:18, archived)
# I have enjoyed watching a 12 year old boy repeatedly disappointed though.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:19, archived)
# mmmm rabbit bread
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:20, archived)
# yes
my fingers are moving quicker than my brain
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Are they showing it this christmas?


Click for bigger (131 kb)
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:49, archived)
# hahahaa
the great adventure...
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:53, archived)
# hahahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:57, archived)
# Hahaha
I love the bit where McQueen tries to jump the lip of sphincter on a bike.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:00, archived)
# It's so sad
when he gets caught in the wiry hairs.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Yeah and the bit where he's bouncing the ball off the side of the appendix they locked him in.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:06, archived)
# nope, they're showing this instead:





(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:06, archived)
# Hahahafuck Grater Snape
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha post of the week
I sense mockery
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:08, archived)
# colin?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Probably
I always quite liked him on Who's Line is it Anyway
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Super!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha fantastic
but try doing things by half next time :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Ugh
you're such a show-off.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:16, archived)
# His 'Y's suck though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:11, archived)
# FOR FUCK'S SAKE
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:26, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:54, archived)
# ah shut up
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:12, archived)
# See...There's a GATE there!
A fucking GATE! ....... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:31, archived)
# ahahaha
the grater snape is ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:34, archived)
# I did a lol at the last one :D
Also: white space orgy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Just what the doctor ordered.
Holy shit! It's past my b3ta usage time!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:18, archived)
# i am not easily confused
but now am confused
i think
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:10, archived)
# www.mictoboy.co.uk
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:54, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 1:19, archived)
# I think you've just won everything
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:47, archived)
# =)))
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Dec 2012, 6:57, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:04, archived)
# You awful awful man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:21, archived)
# haha...
a tour de force.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:28, archived)
# fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 23:52, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:36, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Along with 'It's a Chunderful Sight'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:42, archived)
# this movie stinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] nwof but fuckit its christmas
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:30, archived)
# nwof?
not with out fisting?
Not when out fishing?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:38, archived)
# not wurf own fred?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:53, archived)
# I'm quite sure one of them is a house, not a blob.
Can't quite put my finger on which one though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:55, archived)
# He's a transforming blob.......................and not adopted.........You hush!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:00, archived)
# I can see his knob
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:02, archived)
# also
I AM FUCKING FREEZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Put on a jumper.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:06, archived)
# One of my favorite poems is along the line of....
When I went to Liverpool,
I went to see the Mersey.
It was very cold,
So I wore my jersy.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:08, archived)
# very Roger McGough
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:10, archived)
# I'd recognise the guys name if I heard it....
Always used to be on alternitive stuff on cha 4 late 80s early 90s, used to do Glastonbury too
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:17, archived)
# John Cooper Clarke?
edit: haha, I'm guessing not - b3ta.com/board/10895917
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:19, archived)
# No, went to QandA evening to see him about a month ago....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:22, archived)
# A bit of creative googling leads to it being..
John Hegley and the poem was "Caught the ferry 'cross the Mersey it was cold, I wore my Jersey"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Reminds me of Sultans of Ping FC's Where's Me Jumper?
Dancin' in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute - where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:09, archived)
#
It's alright to say things can only get better
You haven't lost your brand new sweater
Pure new wool and perfect stitches
Not the kind of jumper that makes you itches, oh no
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Or Spike Milligan?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Siegfried Sassoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Thomas Hardy
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:01, archived)
# I'm putting my long johns on tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:09, archived)
# This post made me buy long johns on Amazon immediately.
I had never ever considered wearing long johns before.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:35, archived)
# You've never lived in Scandinavia
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:38, archived)
# Yep, that fact is in the "S" chapter of my forthcoming book
"Regions I've Never Lived In."
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:44, archived)
#
"Sweden"
"Scandinavia"
"Southern Norway"
"Sicily"
"Scythia"
"Saudi Arabia"
"Somerton, Oxford"
"Sidcup"
"Sid's back yard"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Wrong!
I spent 3 months in Sid's back yard.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:27, archived)
# haha
they are great!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Where'd you get my picture?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Cubes underpants have fallen around his ankles....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Nice.
Reminds me of ClayJam.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:02, archived)
# I've been looking for a three legged spiky tit fairy to call my own.
Yay!

Like someone down there said-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn0abBdKTpA
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:12, archived)
# NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:18, archived)
# headtits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:19, archived)
# NIPPY
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:32, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10891879
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Lovely colours :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:19, archived)
# May I assume that they will start raping each other with neon crucifixes fairly soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:01, archived)
# GJA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:09, archived)
# sig lolz \o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:34, archived)
# Nice, eyeless green squidlette is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:45, archived)
# These are great!
Wonderfully blobby...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I preemptively place this here?
It's a high street shop...
And classic casualty opening.


Click for bigger (194 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:38, archived)
# your business proposal is flawed
I can't invest, I'm out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Ahh but next door is my funeral directors....
With vouchers for 25% off your next childs 1st birthday party for the shop next door.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:12, archived)
# *headspins*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:22, archived)
# I heard Frnki Dettori got in trouble over some sort of drugs?
Franki Dettori
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:19, archived)
# God I remember we actually used to do that....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Using a horse to inhale?
That's country style.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Country style used to be my favorite chocolate bar
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:37, archived)
# haha yeah
and occasionally blowbacks from hot girls.

then a full on whitey and no snogs haha
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:46, archived)
# HORSEDRUGS!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Haha, we need more adventures of Jeremy
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I would like to see Jeremys christmas adventure
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Have you been a good boy this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:06, archived)
# it's complicated
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Ah, lovely.
Why was Jeremy never asked to pull Santa's sleigh?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 22:36, archived)
# haha good old Jeremy
tripping like a boss
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Haha
only just noticed this, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 2:33, archived)
# A bit of work for the Yorkshire Tourist Board
This was inspired by a discussion I was having on /talk... I'm from the place, but let's be honest, it's true.



click here for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:03, archived)
# so's this guy's photo album...
i.imgur.com/2WekD.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:45, archived)
# I bet he was trying for years to get that photo
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:47, archived)
# ahahahahaha that's beautiful man.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Haha, it's only taken me 50 minutes to twig!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:52, archived)
# haha
I hate to make things obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:59, archived)
# I sometimes need a billboard!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:06, archived)
# I'll gaz you specially next time ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Haha, anti ris auto mail setting FTW!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:19, archived)
# \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:20, archived)
# Shit I didn't twig until I spazzed
back and read that you'd twigged.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:03, archived)
# I only twigged because other had...
It was like a million voices shouting out in unison!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:05, archived)
# I twigged when I noticed that it was a purple link to a gif that took me a few watches to twig when I saw it on Reddit
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:44, archived)
# that's the one!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 23:15, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 21:15, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:12, archived)
# But it has John Cooper Clarke and Graham Fellows to ballance it out :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:12, archived)
# Good point!
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:48, archived)
# True.
Also Geoffrey Boycott and arch cunt Prescott.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:37, archived)
# I'd like to batter Boycott about the head
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:48, archived)
# ...about the bonce with a bloody big bat.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Sings along...


Also a reminder about this if people hadn't seen it.

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24737

.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:57, archived)
# adopt the position
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:03, archived)
# No lettuce!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:13, archived)
# YES LETTUCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Love lettuce straight from your heart...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:46, archived)
# /stolen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:01, archived)
# He ain't spraying me!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Is it that time?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Enough for 5000 there..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Yay, it's taken me 5 years, 11 months and 3 days but I belive this is my first spanging :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:24, archived)
# then you have not been trying very hard, young man !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Haha, will double my efforts to get my secomd in another 3 years time!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:35, archived)
# I will have a new pan ready and waiting
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:37, archived)
# It'll be an antique by then!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Alternatively,
Gettits out gettits out gettits out.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I'm keeping my tits securely in.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:42, archived)
# ...in what? In clingfilm?...in the Peak District?... indefinitely?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:06, archived)
# A shoe box full of tissue paper...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:14, archived)
# OOF
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Lettuce all sing along...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:05, archived)
# \O/
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'll have a magenta one!

Greetings Jackles


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Allo, sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:40, archived)
# haha squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:07, archived)
# boo ya
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 20:27, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm, candy canes.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Candy cawks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Hang on, there's FOUR of them now??
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:45, archived)
# There have been for the last 4 years.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Could swear I've only been seeing them in threes.
Is this like the Bash Street Kids, where some weeks Spotty and Erbert were nowhere to be seen?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:52, archived)
# That's down to finite panel-space :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Or, the fourth one is off doing something depraved with a penguin and a cat ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:57, archived)
# idea for the end of day doodle, right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:03, archived)
# I thought it was one moving about fast!
(waxdart hello., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:56, archived)
# SPOILER ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:31, archived)
# So how exactly did they think a candy cane functioned in the first place?
I think Candy Cane 2.0 is going to really catch on in shops of a certain "calibur"
Christmas cheer
Someone's been naughty and nice
...
...
...
cocks
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:49, archived)
# 'Calibre'
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Meh
I got my point across.
I can see it now. They put dild... candy cane 2.0 on the tree. It falls off vibrates around the floor all night. Kat comes down, picks it up and isn't seen until christmas day after proclaiming she'll imagine it to be the new york knicks.
Only with a stripy dildo and not a 12 pack of frozen sausages.
Shut up Meg.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:27, archived)
# SQUIRRELS WITH TITS WITH COCKS
(likeajackhammer, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Ack!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:36, archived)
# will bring some much needed christmas cheer =)
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:46, archived)
# A self-contained comic strip that ends with a joke?
What madness is this?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:47, archived)
# so tired, tired of waiting, tired of waiting for BOOM.......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Hurrah!
I want to go on holiday where that giant psychodelic palm tree is!

*books*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:14, archived)
# it's on my secret island volcano lair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Cor!
*books a fortnight*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:17, archived)
# i hope you realise those "extras" really bump up the price
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Mmmmm!
bumps . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:39, archived)
# My my reckoning it's Norway....
Good luck with that.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:16, archived)
# i'm staying true tto my heritage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Scouse?
So you're stealing the tree?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:37, archived)
# hey! i'm a scandinavian!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Only because you stole that passport.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:41, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:51, archived)
# It's only a week tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Should be pretty good.
Loads of idiots selling all their stuff and quitting their jobs for nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Why would you sell all your stuff?
It's not like if they're right they'll be able to spend the money . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I think the idea is to spend it beforehand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:21, archived)
# on what?
more stuff to sell?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Drugs, hookers, booze etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:22, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Never knew you were one for the hookers, smash.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:27, archived)
# only the sexy high-class male ones
or henchmen, as i like to call them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Or possibly guns and dried food in preparation for the Apocolypse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:28, archived)
# this is also something i can get right behind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:34, archived)
# where?
I could get cheap stuff

and employment opportunities

it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:31, archived)
# The fake end-of-the-world could be just what we've been waiting for, come to think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:35, archived)
# we could make a killing innit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:56, archived)
# i know
either all problems will be over, or we'll get to laugh our tits off at the people who've flogged everything they had in readiness for an apocalypse that hasn't come
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I don't get why people think the apocalypse is here
just because the Mayans have reached the end of their calender.

I reach the end of my calender every year and the world is still here.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:27, archived)
# The world actually ended
but we were too stupid to notice....

at first.....

LOL, ZOMBIE MOVIE PLOT

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
# because they're idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:33, archived)
# crumbs!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha! you spotted it!
this was based entirely on the dangermouse clock i made in woodwork :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:35, archived)
# hehe brilliant mate!
gotta love a bit of DM action :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:37, archived)
# I should stop watering your pot plant if I were you...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] The traditional cards are always the best!


Clickity for slightly biggerish.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:58, archived)
# that's gonna sting
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Someone should really call the police
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:09, archived)
# Ah, roast haunch of Graham Norton
Always a treat at this time of year
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll see that...
And raise you...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Haha!


(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:13, archived)
# G'wan then . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:15, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Hahahaaa!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:10, archived)
# OH GOD
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:32, archived)
# i hope he's been organically fed to fatten him up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:18, archived)
# I believe that he has eaten nothing but organs all week
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:21, archived)
# i approve of this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:24, archived)
# This can't happen soon enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:43, archived)
# He's sendin' out an SOS
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:14, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:30, archived)
# From the same category:


It's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with jews.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Haha!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:11, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Christmas isn't Christmas without Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:38, archived)
# sexlasorz: go
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:45, archived)
# *nods in agreement*
That's right!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Adolf and the red hogum caterpillar
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] :D


(I'll just chuck this here)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:40, archived)
# =))
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:46, archived)
# And a Merry Hitlerhogismas to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Rudolf-Hogis leads Adolf and the eight Hogii
From the nativity
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Oh Adolf
Bringing your showers of gold to jew children the world over.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:42, archived)
# NoSexLasorz=fake
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Is that an easter egg attached to a gas canister I see?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:48, archived)
# pull that sleigh, you anaemic christmas meatballs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:56, archived)
# i'm making meatballs later
shame it's not hogis meatballs :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:30, archived)
# terrible shame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:11, archived)
# try rohypnol in the tea #protip
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Now Daser, now Dincur, now Pantser now Viksig
On Comment, on Cupud, on Dunner, on Blitzkrig
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Naughty or nice, it makes no difference. You're all going to die!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Oh!
www.b3ta.com/board/10895879
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Haha, I'd love to see this...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:51, archived)
# \o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 18:22, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
The vote is here! The vote is here!

Your choices, this week, are:

* Opening scenes for Casualty. You know - man up a ladder chainsawing his hedge with a dog chained to a rung. A squirrel runs past… design a disaster waiting to happen.

* Patrick Moore, Astronomy, UFOs and stuff. Commemorate the B3ta favourite with a week of all things space and stuff.

* New High Street Shops - There's loads of empty shops out there. What should we use them for?

* Whatever next? Devise new stunts for North Korea to terrify/impress the rest of the world.

Vote do-hickey:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:08, archived)
# I like the casualty one
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:11, archived)
# UFOS and Moore
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Which button do I press to cancel the image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Red x in the top right
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:24, archived)
# No that only stops it for me
How do I ruin it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Bugs and feature requests: Make a button so I can ruin the Image Challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Pull out your modem and shit down the Ethernet port...
If you're on wireless injest four bottles of lactulose wait an hour then drop your pants and spin round whist forcing a fart out as hard as you can.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:29, archived)
# what a horrible idea you should stop trolling
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Sorry... What was that? I was busy calling a nurse a retard.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:59, archived)
# she died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:08, archived)
# That explains the "goodbye forever" sign off on the last email I got then.
I should check my email more often really.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:10, archived)
# it's already ruined
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:49, archived)
# I once fudged the vote and we ended up with "colour the lizard" as the result, if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:06, archived)
# and a fine compo it was too...


no it wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Sorry about that, I did mass vote for the one which was already well in the lead, the zombies one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:18, archived)
# High street shops!
That's an easy sign replacement for my limited skills!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:24, archived)
# i voted for the peanut butter kitkat
and where the fuck is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Japan.
The Nips have ALL the best KitKats.
100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:06, archived)
# that's just unfair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:13, archived)
# danger danger!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:42, archived)
#
I'm assuming there'll be a compulsory Jimmy Saville children's home gag done at least 5 times.
Does sound like a good challenge though
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:06, archived)
# no gay robots?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:15, archived)
# I like how over-compression has made this look:


Biggar? It's GOT the fucking moon!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Why is it not raining in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:05, archived)
# because moon
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:10, archived)
# I miss the rain
Hello Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:15, archived)
# MOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:16, archived)
# This is lovely


Click for bigger (135 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Ow, love this...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Nr. 4
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Chiptosis!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:16, archived)
# dr. house?
are you there?
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:19, archived)
# He died in a fire.....
Or did he? Hymmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:28, archived)
#
He was dead the whole time
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:37, archived)
# This is great!
Also a question, what is this reddit.com? Thieving sods over there that's for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:21, archived)
# It's the latest way to turn your life into a trivial waste of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:25, archived)
# what do you mean?
as far as I know it's the most popular link/image board on the internet
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:25, archived)
#
we maek the internets, then reddit promulgaets them
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:30, archived)
# I'm yet to see them give anyone credit for nicking their image
Folks get shouted at for re-posting there, but re-posting means posting something that someone else has posted which more than likely was made by someone else.
I've seen a lot of stuff from here, but a lot of it comes from tumblr, and they got it from somewhere like 4chan.
It's all re-posts of re-posts of re-posts of other peoples stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:46, archived)
# what cockweasle said
it has this system called "karma" where you you can up or downvote a post, a lot of people just repost other peoples stuff or make some contrived nonsense, being "karma whores".
i must say, it's a great site though, these days i spend most my time over there than here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:46, archived)
# It's a place where people post things they saw and hope for backpats
A nice idea for a small community but it falls apart pretty quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:49, archived)
# This is ART.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Definition of art
Anything is anything.
/Ron Swanson/
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I like this a lot...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Is this chips or is this tiny pasta art
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality
No escape from reality
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:04, archived)
# Open your Eyes, Stuff your face with Mince pies and see...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Dec 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Yay :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 17:53, archived)
# thats the life cycle of a twix is it not!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 8:26, archived)

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