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# A baby HS2 train, getting ready for it's big day in 2032 when they've built the line...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Grumpy little bugger aint he?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:46, archived)
# He's going off the rails alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Ta!
I saw the photo of the train here and decided work could go hang for a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)
# ha!
is he going to turn into an aeroplane when he matures?
(pdjpdj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Nah you're thinking of microlites.
Planes come from the eggs of other planes

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Nicely!
Also:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# He's gonna be a real big train, jus laike his paw.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Squee!
trainfloof
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# This larval stage also increases in size by inflation plus one percent.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# he is very hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:53, archived)
# But at least he eats the leaves on the line.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Genius idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# *patents*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:16, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:23, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:34, archived)
# watch out for the Very Angry Nimbypillar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Oddly, these caterpillars are rare enough that they had to divert HS2 around their breeding grounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:14, archived)
# *Sets up business to sell rare animal breeds to Nimbys*
"You can't build the line near me because I have pygmy elephants breeding in my back garden."
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:38, archived)
# I was just thinking this earlier.
Selling newts and things. Mind the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Well i've got some fellas in Borneo who are going to drug up some and ship them over
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Cheer up little fella!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:57, archived)
# He's sad because he knows he's going to be years late and well over budget.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^This
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:17, archived)
# :) Is that moi leaf!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Haha excellent!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:22, archived)
# red wine at breakfast?
white or GTFO

or is it orange juice? I don't know.

likes, clicks
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
Bloody brilliANT
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 19:43, archived)
# that is beyond cute
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:00, archived)
# Wait till you see the return price from that leaf to the leaf over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:17, archived)
# looks so cute now
if he ever grows within budget then i look forward to him twatting our village every two minutes with a futuristic 'whoooshing' type of noise.

every time he does this i will just point in his direction and tell my children 'it's the future' 'but we can't afford it, and i can't see the cunting point in it'

nimby 4 real
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:18, archived)
# perhaps they could install some wind turbines to make use of all that wooooshing?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:31, archived)
# Stopping at *wipes tears from cheeks*
*laughs loudly* *doubles over* *finally stands up* *laughs*
Toton...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Odd choice that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:53, archived)
# aw...
cutest mass transit system ever!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:12, archived)
# aaaw :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:12, archived)
# I ought to be ashamed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:38, archived)
# yes you should
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Drwg Ninj! Cael yn eich gwely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:49, archived)
# Hehehehe
:D (Yes, I used Google Translate) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Watch out for the cheese weasels. It's this type of punnage that attracts them.
I fear it may be too late...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:58, archived)
# And beware of the Perygls. They're dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:59, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:37, archived)
# FUCK YOU WEASELS!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:48, archived)
# You wonderful brainwrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:48, archived)
# would that make them...
...Cheezels?

snackbrands.com.au/index.php/products/view/cheezels
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:04, archived)
# Hahahaha this is great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 0:20, archived)
# love!!!
clickattack!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 30 Jan 2013, 1:32, archived)
# Hahaha! What??
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 22:09, archived)
# great cheese
:)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
#
(1.618..., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Townist
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
you would hope they made that joke on the sign for real.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# One would hope so!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:40, archived)
# :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:49, archived)
# hahah
I loch that!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 29 Jan 2013, 19:37, archived)
# bravo
*clapclap*

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:32, archived)
# :D
have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 21:36, archived)
# oof
that somehow inspired this:

Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Took me a while
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:36, archived)
# so good they named it twice.
*croons*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:34, archived)
# Ahhhhh
That smells gooooooooood!


EDIT: Also:




(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Darn it!
Soz chief! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:27, archived)
# As you were!
'Dave the Hat - bindun but really badly'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:29, archived)
# 'At's how we like it round ere.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha.
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:58, archived)
# *hi-sixes*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:13, archived)
# careful now
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Hai benito! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:16, archived)
# hai ninj!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Perfectly ripe
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:59, archived)
# that is one of the most horrific things i've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:00, archived)
# By "horrific" do you mean
"sexy"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:07, archived)
# and tasty.
it's one of your five a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:11, archived)
# not in the least
it actually makes me feel a bit sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:11, archived)
# By "sick" do you mean
"sexy"?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:12, archived)
# if you find copious amounts of vomit sexy, then yes, i feel sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Carry on - I'm nearly there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:25, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:32, archived)
# ... and ... finish.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:11, archived)
# no, i still see banana
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Banana is the fruit of the gods
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:21, archived)
# even more reason to be an atheist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:23, archived)
# What on earth is there to dislike about banana?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)
# plenty
but this is personal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Ireland is the world's largest exporter of bananas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:30, archived)
# they're getting rid of the bananas
just like they got rid of the snakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:33, archived)
# mmm with custard and mustard!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:27, archived)
# yum yum
*waves back*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:50, archived)
# *taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] hello

soz
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Egasuas is such a silly sausage
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:00, archived)
# he's backward that boy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:34, archived)
# innit tho
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Weiner.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Winner!
:D WOO sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Thanks man.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:16, archived)
# I done did one of them anti-immigration posters.


De-Ris for non guardian readers
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/jan/28/campaign-deter-romanian-bulgarian-immigrants-farcical
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:26, archived)
# nicely; please vote for my image challenge suggestion on this subject
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)
# I'll vote as soon as you click "I like this" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:40, archived)
# you mercenary !!! clicked
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Clicked :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:10, archived)
# Yay!
I just checked the gallery and they've used mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:44, archived)
# Well done!
Now send them an invoice...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Yay just seen it :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Hoorah for flaggy alleyway politico pixors
rp tiem

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:52, archived)
# Uh-Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:38, archived)
# *sympathy replies*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:53, archived)
# Ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# oh god that's unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:01, archived)
# It's what he's doing with his other hand...
...that's worryng me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Making YOU worry?
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:09, archived)
# how strange

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)
# that's a lovely turban
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Drillbit Taylor?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0817538/
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Nice pins, Stevie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha, hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:20, archived)
# Probably been done before and better...


Click for bigger (171 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:44, archived)
# I think it's been done, but still very nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Yep its been done,
Probably inspired directly copied from today's Savage Chickens cartoon.
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 16:03, archived)
# woob woob woob woob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Hurrah! Now zoidberg is the popular one!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] yay Zoidberg!
And you've reminded me of another sausage image I may as well stick in the challenge:


(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Those hands both give me the fear, and would be ace for having a wank with
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:15, archived)
#
They look like boxing gloves. I think it'd be quite difficult to wank with boxing gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Confirmed.
(I helped save b3ta! Karpati Footnote Never knowingly interesting, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 22:57, archived)
# Your shoppery's good and you should feel good!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Am I doing this right?
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:42, archived)
# *massive fuckin' applause*
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha, I don't know why that's making me laugh so much, but it is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Hee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Beautiful!
FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:47, archived)
# hahahahaha!
took me a while
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:59, archived)
# haha, you big silly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)
# haha
it's something about the jerky unsure movement that does it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:45, archived)
# This is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:33, archived)
#
it's the way it appears, stage right, that's so beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Ouch!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 14:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:08, archived)
# his cock reminds me of those aquafresh adverts
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:11, archived)
# its my fursona
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:13, archived)
# Like Bowie, Reznor has reinvented himself many times.
Here we see his 'furry' period.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:20, archived)
# that's funny, because those aquafresh adverts remind me of red, white and blue spunk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:22, archived)
# seeing the new furry person posting below has made me think it is time for b3ta to change
a lot of great users, who create their own original artwork are often stigmatized by older board users for employing what is called "furry" or mocked with the term "yiffer". The people who make these judgements are not allowing themselves to really see what the artist have done and cannot move paste thier own fucked up prejudices.

NNow B#ta may be inhabitated by a modicum of different artist and bastards it may be time to create a new sub-forum much like the /talk, /links and /board pages, this would be dedicated exclusivley to the sharing, constuction and critisism of furry art work and haahha i cannt keep going
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:12, archived)
# We should have a board for bronies too
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:16, archived)
# I discovered that there is a subcategory of bronies
that are looked down upon by bronies

they are called clompers


I fucking FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
# A friend of mine who's married and in his 40s recently became a brony
I shall have to ask him about this

:(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:22, archived)
# disturbing factoids are disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:23, archived)
# Actually, they're called 'cloppers'
I don't even know why I know this!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:35, archived)
# oh dear
oh my

I have had a disturbing fact corrected with a yet more disturbing fact

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:39, archived)
# :(
This thread is making me sad.

As an aside, I'm aware that there are similar people within Transformers fandom but they're really not common enough to warrant a name...in fact there's only been one major offender lately and he's called "tramp"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:47, archived)
# don't be sad - this thread is a celebration of life
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:02, archived)
# I live with one.
We really, really don't need that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:09, archived)
# personally I don't know why folk are grabbing the angry pants, twisting them, squeezing into them, and then slowly oozing fluids onto the carpet
wait this metaphor makes no sense

ultimately, I don't care what appears on this board as long as it doesn't end up causing the daily mail to be outraged and we all end up in jail, drawing cdc's on the wall.

Actually, I have no idea wtf I'm thinking right now, I'm eating tesco "scottish all butter shortbread selection".

In summary, ermm

I look forward to your images on /yiff

oh wait, you were taking the piss

oh...

Again, Dr D you have defeated me with your convoluted convolutions of convultion!

*twirls cape*

I shall snack on biscuits and await my next fiendish plan(*1) ah harr ah haaaa haaa harrrr!


(*1) The likelyhood of my making let alone performing any kind of fiendish plan is rather low due to lazyness and being too busy watching incomprehensible japanese yiff porn animations
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# lets just turn /board into the /fur's/mangas board
come on. it'll be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:36, archived)
# Go to /talk/
You just need to make all your yiffery acsii.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:40, archived)
# I seem to be one of the 3 people on here who actually like manga though..
clearly I'm doing it wrong and should read more simulated horse on chicken action or something :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:41, archived)
# i like manga, holmes
especially the guro stuff because i really don't know and i'm not f/a
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:45, archived)
# By jove! it's practically a foreign language!
Is it french?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
# i'm very tired and i though that if i typed f/a it would be obvious i meant fucking/around and yeah i'm going t oseelo
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:30, archived)
# Bad idea
/yiff would quickly become the most popular part of the board and the rest of B3ta would wither and die like cactuses in the ocean
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# This is a crude doodle of a dog with its cock out
it doesnt have that 'im trying really hard to make it look sexy, sleek and aestetically pleasing in a overly human-y' thing about it that furries have.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
# CLOSET YIFFER
GETTIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:26, archived)
# Wait no, I misread.
False alarm guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:27, archived)
# I want to live and i want to fuck
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:30, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:52, archived)
# I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:41, archived)
# You had me going for a minute there
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Stop Vivisection Now!
Edit: Also male dogs don't have nipples.
I just had to check this on my dog, I've only had him 13 years!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:12, archived)
# "having the dog"
is most likely a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
# I said years not times.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:09, archived)
# "yearing the dog"
"giving the canine it's annual epoch"

"12 monthing the bitch"

I got nothing :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:24, archived)
# ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# I, erm, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:56, archived)
# i say, what ?
disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 18:49, archived)
# Year of the dog, years of dogging.
Now we're getting somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 13:17, archived)
# I don't get dog jokes...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:14, archived)
# Is it a Caninestartrekwars thing?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
# that is a cool dog
like a really really cool looking dog, he's got a lazer sword too, so +++++++
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:24, archived)
# is this a new subliminal advertising campaign ?
because it's not work..christ I need a smoke!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Save us your dog end.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# cigarettes make your cock look huge
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:20, archived)
# this is giving me a bonre
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:26, archived)
# try tugging on it hee hee > : )
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:42, archived)
# JISME HAPND
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:53, archived)
# okay if i dont fall asleep now, i will DIE
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:25, archived)
# i bet he would look good in high hells
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:28, archived)
# abebdea, abdddbe andeded abebb a that's all folks
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:31, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo..............
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:32, archived)
# ahhh, son of a bdea bdea son of a bdea bdea son of a bdea bdea.
son of a gun!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3EuQQ_NJiM
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Please visit again soon dear Doctor,
b3ta needs your talents.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:53, archived)
# hey whats new, yo whats up, like que pasa y'all
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:07, archived)
# i don't get star wars jokes
is there a part where luke skyhopper's dad asks him to give him a blow job?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:10, archived)
# "yeah luke, use the force - TO SUCK MY DICK!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:18, archived)
# Yes Bollocks to Star Wars!!
Never seen any of them thank feck.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:31, archived)
# LOL, STAR TREK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:22, archived)
# hello vadre here is a joke
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:24, archived)
# Star Wars III: The Empire Smokes Crack
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:39, archived)
# They should give a Star Wars film to Oliver Stone
Actually, no, it would be shit. They should give it to Quentin Tarantino. It would still be shit but it would be shit with a lot of swearing and crack.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:02, archived)
# I want Herzog to direct it or my mother
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Tim Burton
I've always wanted to see Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter phone in the same tired performance in a Star Wars film.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:07, archived)
# hahah. here's a rare concept sketche of tim burton's darth vader.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
# *cue comedic, jolly, but dark and brooding danny elfman imperial march score*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:20, archived)
# This would be the best thing ever
The sequel could be done by David Lynch
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:59, archived)
# Totally Herzog (not to impugn your mother's ability)
but I'd watch it for the bit where they play some music over the fighting Jedi, and his narration goes:
"And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the Jedi that I ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the Jedi. And this blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in food. But for Anakin, this Jedi was a friend, a saviour."
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:15, archived)
# HI VADRE WY DID THE HAN LIMBO ACROSTHE ROAD BECUZ HE WAS SO LOW LOL
(i just made that one up)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:29, archived)
# WI DED ANIKEN THORT HE WUZ SEING DUBLE IN THE JAM FACTRY? CUZ HE HAD JUS SEEN A JARJAR LOL
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:33, archived)
# WY DID BOBAR LIKE HIS NEW JUMPER BCUZ IT WAS A NIEC FITT
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:41, archived)
# WAT IZ JABER'S FAVERIT RESTERONT?? PIZA HUTT LOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:46, archived)
# "LUKE I KNOW WAT UR GETTING FUR CRISSMAS". "HOW". "I WORK AT ARGOS". LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:49, archived)
# Hahaha
WY WAS TEH EMPROR PUT IN JALE???? COS HE PULPED A TEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:52, archived)
# OOOOF!
HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:54, archived)
# WY WAZ DE ANDROID INVIZIBLE? COZ HE WAZ SEE THRU PEE OH!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:41, archived)
#

last repost i'll do, but this one makes me laugh still (haha)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:33, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:59, archived)
# fnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Russell Crowe?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:12, archived)
# YES!!!!
I thought exactly the same mate :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:14, archived)
# hahahahaha, YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahah
MUCH better mate! WOOT :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:15, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Ahh, I wondered what adventures this guy has been having

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:13, archived)
# Those things are all fucking shit
except for the hat.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:16, archived)
# the hat probably has a fucking shit hole in it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:16, archived)
# Oh shit.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:19, archived)
# shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:28, archived)
# Is this a leaked storyboard
of the next Doctor Who?
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:25, archived)
# That would explain a lo...
I mean IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:26, archived)
# opinions! \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:28, archived)
# are like assholes!
full of fucking shit!

but yeah, those items in use are clearly fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:28, archived)
# This giant penis rhythmically thrusting into a pile of faeces is, oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:39, archived)
# that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Needs grumpy cat commenting it's fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:44, archived)
# It would not suit his purposes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Not that bad, really
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:56, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Haha
Shucking Fit
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:58, archived)
# that's what she...
oh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:02, archived)
# this is me ...
and it's fucking shit ...
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)
# everything is fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:14, archived)
# corpophillia isn't
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:16, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:27, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahahaahahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:20, archived)
# i will not click 'I like this!' until I can be assured that this cat is not being harmed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 12:29, archived)
# looks like
they've kept a strict dental reigime
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 6:27, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 20:14, archived)
# "I wish I hadn't sold my canoe"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:15, archived)
# he part ex'ed it for another shittier canoe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:20, archived)
# he's my favourite !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:12, archived)
# that's beautiful, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# hhahahaha
santas xmas canoe

now that's a paddlin'
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 11:21, archived)
# Does he have a canoe?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 21:21, archived)
# First Post!


And I like cats.

Literally did this in like 3 minutes with photoshop o3o
(AtreyuPoison Mutants..., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:51, archived)
# my head is so done in that I'm just laughing now
I don't know what's going on

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:52, archived)
#
It just is.. Kitties and Ciggys.
(AtreyuPoison Mutants..., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:53, archived)
# if there was some way to combine them
into a kiggar or a cittiette ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:16, archived)
# If this isn't a trolling/joke post
we have our full quota of yiffy/manga people thanks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:54, archived)
# Aww, and I was going to embark on a long running story of the adventures of mimi the kitten
and his interminable anguished need for revenge against the invading alien space cyberdogs*

* ( may be actual planned story )
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:01, archived)
#
You should do this :U
(AtreyuPoison Mutants..., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:09, archived)
# Yeah, not the first person who said I need to do this
it'll happen eventually
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:14, archived)
# I'd buy that for a dollar
ill even throw in a shiny nickel!

greetings, oddball. I am human.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:13, archived)
# Greeting Borg unit, I am also mostly human
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:14, archived)
# my cover is blown!
penistance is purile.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:18, archived)
# I'll even share some of the egg and bacon sandwich I am pondering obtaining
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:26, archived)
# wow
nice welcome toasty

you miserable bastard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:14, archived)
# just cutting to the chase and saving them from the abuse the poor fella would get from the Moggy hating crowd
Where were you for your image challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:26, archived)
# It's true though
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Young Foxworth is nearly cured. We have an opening.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:17, archived)
# Yays kittinz!
Hello new person. Draw yourself uo a kitten. You will never leave. \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:55, archived)
# Never do this again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:05, archived)
# Oh hai new person I like kitties too
but I fucking hate yiffy shitty manga do you like yiffy shitty manga?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:50, archived)
# Yiffy doodles and cats
More please - there just isnt enough on here.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:05, archived)
# fuck off, idiot
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:27, archived)
# actually i'm just kidding. come back.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] sausages and mushrooms

a little different and with sound here
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 7:51, archived)
# I yam having solligies for my breakie
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 8:36, archived)
# I made this a while ago as the first in a series, but the others didn't end up looking nearly as good
So have the good one and good morning to all

(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 5:58, archived)
# As the little chutney is currently obessed with the Octonauts
I am more aware of the squidgy damp things of the ocean,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 7:48, archived)
# That's lully
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] It was the Blessed of times, it was the wurst of times...


Fucking Trackman! Hurry up and recharge mousey!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 5:06, archived)
# Animated Hugglewugs with Brian Blessed?
I, erm . . . I mean, ah. Wait. My son is going to love this . . .
Also, Brain's mits are meaty and clearly befitting your wurst :P
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 5:51, archived)
# As you can see my shaky alcoholic thumb was having a lot of trouble with
doing the fingers. I had to resort to the magic scissors.
Shame on me. :(
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 29 Jan 2013, 6:54, archived)
# Wait, are those his actual hands?
Holy cow!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 7:03, archived)
# My attempt at Meatspin.
(Fluffster, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 3:59, archived)
# Your camera did not melt.
Your oven was not hot.
Your meat will not cook properly.
Hmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 4:51, archived)
# Slightly more erotic
in my books anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 5:52, archived)
[challenge entry] 4 score and 7 years ago,,,,
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:07, archived)
# i have a joke. i am leaving it here.
and i am not sorry
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:33, archived)
# *genu-lols*
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:37, archived)
# Aha, totally gonna use this one
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:47, archived)
# Need to work on that bedside manner there Doc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:51, archived)
# Yeah obviously I wouldn't do it with cancer but maybe something funny like haemorrhoids
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:56, archived)
# After some innocuous test, like taking their temperature, or blood pressure?
And 'roids? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND BOTTOMS?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:02, archived)
# "Expect a lot of changing nappies and waking up at 3 in the morning...
because you have irritable bowel syndrome!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:05, archived)
# I'm sure that was a Victor Lewis Smith joke several decades ago.
And the punchline was bowel cancer which kind of makes more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:06, archived)
# You utter bastard. My bowl died of cancer just before Christmas :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:08, archived)
# Did santa bring you a new one?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:10, archived)
# SANTA COULDN'T AFFORD ONE YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK!
All Santa brought was a half bag of potatos and an action man missing a leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Why does Santa spend all his money on presents for the rich boys and girls?
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:14, archived)
# It's ok, you don't have to answer. No one can ever look me in the eye when I ask that anyway :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:37, archived)
# If your parents loved you they would have paid for you to have private santa instead of that shitty state santa.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:52, archived)
# My only excuse is
I probably wasn't alive at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:17, archived)
# Q: whats LONG and BLACK and hangs off an arsehole ?
A: a stethoscope
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 2:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:54, archived)
# Stoned dog just doesn't care.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:03, archived)
# sometimes i miss
that's life

only sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:13, archived)
# I know...
A carrot that looks like it's got a cock...GENIUS!
*I can't stop pulling me pud*.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:29, archived)
# oh, dear, my comedy earmuffs have fallen
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=krgUVduKFL4#t=115s
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 3:44, archived)
# I look at this dog and hear this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgy8k_SSW8E
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:16, archived)
# if you say 'dog' backwards
the heathens nail you to a bit of wood and leave you there for the vultures.

oh, wait. no that's wrong, sorry, sorry. i meant buzzards.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 23:30, archived)
# Nice to see some 4chan creeping in here more and more.
About time /board had something mildly funny on it...
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 0:26, archived)
# Back in your ghetto!
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Tue 29 Jan 2013, 9:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 28 Jan 2013, 22:26, archived)

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