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# Have some Candy.


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She's friends with Penny - a lady i made earlier:


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Dont worry - i wont start making 6 eyed sloth girls with massive tits next.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:22, archived)
# uhhhh will candy be my girlfriend???
would you render some nudes for a fan, you can gaz them to me if they should be private, i understand ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:29, archived)
# She's a high schooler, you nonce :-P
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:31, archived)
# i notice that she's also smoking
SMOKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:31, archived)
# I dont condone teenage smoking
but she seems the type :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:32, archived)
# she seems like the type i would marry :-)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:34, archived)
# You wanted some nudes?
That is what she looks like with her clothes off.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 14:21, archived)
# COR - NIEC WIREZZZZZ
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:01, archived)
# talented fucker
i can see some tangled influence
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:35, archived)
# Tis a magnificent filum
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:39, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:46, archived)
# VERY good
Penny/Candy, I can't decide. Could you make me a Pandy?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:56, archived)
# Bindun.

www.b3ta.com/board/10900012
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Titist
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:17, archived)
# "I'm Candy."
"Of course you are."
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:47, archived)
# the scowly expressions are brilliant
film's in the post by the way
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Ta, fella
I look forward to viewing your erotic home video soon.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Beautiful.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 12:50, archived)
# bored, lazy, uninspired - so thats means: (!!!!!!!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:31, archived)
# draw an octopus fisting itself
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:43, archived)
# that's great an' all
but i was hoping it would use all 8 7 tentacles at the same time

is this possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:52, archived)
# God I do hope it is
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:56, archived)
# SHE CANNOT HOLD MUCH LONGER
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:05, archived)
# ok that's good
i'm nearly there, now force its head in.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:42, archived)
# : O
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:50, archived)
# He loves it
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:45, archived)
# aahaaaahaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:37, archived)
# a japanese schoolgirl shitting a hedgehog
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:09, archived)
# wait, is that nurse old enough to smoke?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:36, archived)
# "if they old enough to poke, they old enough to smoke"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:44, archived)
# A d d version of a Minecraft Creeper please
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:57, archived)
# you'll have to tell me what that is
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:02, archived)
# bag head plz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:17, archived)
# thank you
EDIT: my nipples are bigger though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Your attention to detail in this one is quite astonishing.
The nips made a salivate.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:39, archived)
# a japanese schoolgirl shitting a hedgehog
Deja vue:........
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:28, archived)
# FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:04, archived)
# Oh d d!!
How are you today?
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:17, archived)
# i'm good!!! i'm just a little drunk and horny, the usual.
how are you, sweetie? you where gone for a while, i missed you a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:19, archived)
# I glad to meet to you n_n
You seems jolly as always.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:25, archived)
# ( ^ - ^ )
i may be going to japan in about a year, where abouts do you live? maybe we could make a comic book together!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Nice idea :D
I want to make comic with you together sometime. :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:43, archived)
# hell yeah. send me a message sometime and we can brainstorm some ideas. what would you like to make a comic about?
i might have a few story ideas of things to add to some of yours. should be fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:57, archived)
# Please tell me your ideas. :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:19, archived)
# AAAAAAH i want to do more and do them better but i'm being told i have to go to bed, jesus CHRIST MOM
so if there are any other good ones i will do them later because i will be bored again and i love ms paint and fucking with it and pounding off till the break of dawn, all night long
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:38, archived)
# Your work is a genuine highlight for my day
keep it up
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 11:29, archived)
# dA -->
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:02, archived)
# This was a great thread apart from the vulva
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 9 Feb 2013, 22:48, archived)
# Cowe gonna Be Chopps
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:58, archived)
# you could put his face on mike tyson's head
his hair would still look girly
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:05, archived)
# faceswaps in the MS DOS age
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:18, archived)
# My 56k modem is happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:20, archived)
#
youtu.be/p8XKhCfsTts
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:43, archived)
# That was ace
Also - the top comment is great
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 0:14, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
You're right - I missed that!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:43, archived)
# i thought i was waiting for
my SCIENTOLOGY! game to load on my spectrum for a moment there
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:20, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:22, archived)
# > FUCK L RON HUBBARD
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:25, archived)
# i'm sorry but i do not understand.
may i suggest you select N or S
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:27, archived)
# > SPELLCAST: XENU
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:29, archived)
# > EQUIP: THETANS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:30, archived)
# > MAKE: MONEY
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:37, archived)
# that word is not in my dictionary
may i suggest you enter N or S
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:45, archived)
# N
9900 posts...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:52, archived)
# your quest has been successful.
would you like to play again?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:58, archived)
# Y
BEGIN LEVEL 2 AUDIT
SPEND CASH
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:59, archived)
# I will now sing the sound of this loading
please attach microphones to your spectrum unit and J(symshift)P(symbolshift)P in the usual manner

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeiafeajeiofajeoifjaeoifjaeofjaoiejaoijefioaejfioaefjoaiefjaeiofj

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFPAijfpeifjpeaifjpaeifjapeifjaepifjapeifjpaijefpaiefjpaiefjap eifjaepifjapeifjapeifjapeifja epifjaepifjaepifjapeifjapeifjapeifj apifejapiefjapeifjapeifj apeifjaipefjaepifjaeipfjejip DEEERRRRRRR DEERRRRRR NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNERRRRRRRR NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR eeojfeifjiefjoeia oeiajf aioefj aioefjiejfaieofjaef


This was funny in my head

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 0:26, archived)
# loading error
please retry

twenty FUCKING minutes wasted. WASTED. and now i have to wait for you to rewind too.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 0:47, archived)
# Time to invest in those floppy drives innit :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 0:54, archived)
# you are sir alan sugar
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 1:12, archived)
# How I spent the saturday's of my youth
Took over a year before I realised my tape deck was knackered
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 8:44, archived)
# I used to make things a bit like that sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 0:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 0:20, archived)
# that's a really cool filter!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 0:22, archived)
# ANSWER ME GODDAMBIT!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 1:01, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 1:09, archived)
# Welcore to Holl
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 1:19, archived)
#
Reeds
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 1:39, archived)
# Fucking Peter Molyneux is emailing me again
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 1:49, archived)
#
Peter Molyneux began his career in 1982 by distributing and selling floppy disks which contained video games for Atari and the Commodore 64. He believed that including games on the discs would improve sales, and later decided that the games were the main selling point, said Gary the racist giraffe.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 1:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 1:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 2:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 2:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 2:26, archived)
# He keeps emailing me with promises of fame and wealth
I told him I'd rather be a nobody than a walking joke and he just laughed. He just doesn't get it mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 2:01, archived)
#
Using money earned from the database program, Molyneux and Les Edgar founded Bullfrog Productions in 1987. Molyneux provided the original concept for Populous, the first god game for the personal computer. Released in 1989, Populous was a major success for Bullfrog and went on to sell over 4 million copies, said Hector the psychopathic octopus.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 2:09, archived)
# Wate, actually perhaps we can use this to our advantage.
Let's think of a game to pitch to him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 2:10, archived)
# Last time I sarcastically suggested a game where thousands of people hit the same cube with a hammer
He fucking went with it mofaha, he fucking did it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 2:44, archived)
# If you really want to mess with him and get him off your case
then suggest something even more ridiculous...

Ok, what about: you plant some seeds, then you have to water them, then tend the weeds, then harvest the crops... and that's pretty much all you can do. Just a completely lame gardening game... you could even go as far as suggesting that the more 'basic' the graphics, the better. Man that would completely bankrupt the guy if he tried to develop it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 3:53, archived)
# That sounds like the zen garden in plants vs zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 4:05, archived)
# Cheers Ghoti!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:41, archived)
# underlings!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:52, archived)
# They sing at night when it's quiet and still and you pretend you can't hear them.
The song of the chains, the freedom from impossible decisions, the end and the never-ending of time. They sing of the one who is all and of nothing, but always there. And of being rodgered with burning pitchforks.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:05, archived)
# o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:52, archived)
# I'm not going to be able to compete with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:07, archived)
# thank fuck
i thought my invitation said 'hull'
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:54, archived)
# Satan's not *that* cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:13, archived)
# That looks like he's being born, and those are his momma's knees behind him
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:18, archived)
# *Strokes pointy beard and adjusts rimless glasses*
Please to be sitting on ze couch. Now tell me, how iz zis reminding you of your mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:31, archived)
# Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:29, archived)
# Virgin Media run their broadband cables through there.
They're quick because in para. 294, clause 44b of your contract there's a bit that says by accepting 30 Mb* broadband, you also leach 4% of your soul per year to Satan Inc.

* 30 Mb is the average maximum rate. Actual rate depends on bandwidth of demonic summonings and may rise or fall depending on human sacrifices made in honour of the dark lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:58, archived)
# 'Welcore to Holl!'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 0:26, archived)
# Funtimes
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 10:05, archived)
# Found a Hedger at the bottom of the garden


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(mrwoggle, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:29, archived)
# Nice Badgehog!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:45, archived)
# KILL IT WITH FLAMING HAMMERS!!
Before we all get injected with TB
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:47, archived)
# Hedgers don't use syringes. They don't inject.
They explode spraying TB spores into your eyes. When you're stroking them.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:53, archived)
# just ten pounds a day
is all it takes to stop these defenceless creatures being hunted by hunters
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Heath Hedger?
WHY SO 4 EVA IN ARE HARTSERIOUSSxxx?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:19, archived)
#
It was found in my Scottish garden.It's Leith Hedger
(mrwoggle, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:21, archived)
# dig ye scurvy wretch!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:47, archived)
# And at the bottom, he shall find the sea.
Nicely again, Prodge.
I'm feeling on the verge of hummus, but can't quite put my finger on what the thing is that I want to make.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:58, archived)
# Make Merry Hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Done!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:49, archived)
# yup know that feeling
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Start with chickpeas
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Make luuuurve.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Start a new thread, ask for requests of what to draw, and then draw nothing for several days.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Please to not make the grievous suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:47, archived)
# Don't be LIE.
Go For It!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:54, archived)
# blimey, you're on a rolling roll
have some clicks
(and your turtle fp) which one of the mods granted that !!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:27, archived)
# A glorious day of turtle waving and grave digging.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:34, archived)
# lovely.
and duly enclickened.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:48, archived)
# needs more turtle
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] There are the bombing raids...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:34, archived)
# The Hedgehog From Heil?
Nice graining there!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Wasn't meant to be, I just invented a creature.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:56, archived)
#

foxtrot oscar, clear for landing
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:00, archived)
# He needs to flap harder.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:21, archived)
# he glides like a space shuttle
not challenger, though
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, we speak English, but we're not as far away...

Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:15, archived)
# 25% hoarse?
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:17, archived)
# That's sodding brilliant!
This must win!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:19, archived)
# ^^THIS
Excellent on many levels.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:49, archived)
# yup, pretty much
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:34, archived)
# altogether now
Born in the UK of A i was....
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Speaking of which...

From another recent compo. Can't remember what it was called now.

EDIT: Oh yeah, it was "The British Empire Strikes Back"
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:58, archived)
# ?
Never really 'got' the whole zombie thing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:17, archived)
# de-ris
Trevor Eve starred in a forensic cop show called Waking the Dead
The zombies are from the show The Walking Dead
they also happen to be 2 zombies who are led around by another character
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Fair enough, just not my genre really.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:32, archived)
# typical taxi rank of a friday night tbh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:34, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:34, archived)
# French Army Knife
(Zoidaroid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:53, archived)
# Needs less fucking freebase
but then I suppose it would just be an unaltered gif
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:10, archived)
# Actually, the more I look at this, the more he does look like Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Tedious as it might be to mention the French Army have one of the best records when it comes to battles won/loss of any army.
Their capitulation to the Nazis was because it was too rude even for the French to militarise their border with their Belgian allies, so they got hit in an unprotected flank by an unexpected attack moving at a completely unprecedented pace.

If the French were so cowardly, how come they spent roughly a millennia being the bane of the English? Either they're proper trouble, and the English did well for beating them, or the English who conquered the British isles then a good chunk of the world took nearly 1000 years to come to a peace with a surrender prone foe.

The long and short of it is only Americans, who aren't expected to understand history, not being born with any, have any excuse to erroneously denigrate the French military

/relurks ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:19, archived)
# You have a point.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:37, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:40, archived)
# needs more baked bean
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:41, archived)
# D-:
Poor baby Donatello. He was always the least popular one anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:49, archived)
# good shot sir
(Zoidaroid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:53, archived)
# Nice!
If I wasn't connecting through my phone, I'd mod it so it was picking up Thrust SSC.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:16, archived)
# I've just found the remains of Richard III! :O

[MOD EDIT - Click to look at an unshopped photo of some shit in a toilet
(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:08, archived)
# Lurkin Gurkin....
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:10, archived)
# Oh fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Easy there, let's not judge too harshly,
it may be the best thing he's ever managed to produce.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:14, archived)
# That's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:15, archived)
# once again, /board's high brow humour making /talk look childish
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:18, archived)
# /talk has ground to a halt so you're trolling here, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Please try to grow up at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:48, archived)
# In Soviet Leicester
remains of Richard III find YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Well,
he wont be the first person needing his face reconstructed after leaving a car park in Leicester.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 6 Feb 2013, 9:01, archived)
# The lower one is a bit anemic.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:40, archived)
# FUCK sake what's wrong with you?
My future grandchildren could have been sitting down to eat their dinner round about now while looking at this.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Xmas = ruined
YOUR GRANDCHILDREN!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:12, archived)
# Over TEN years here, >>>ratemypoo
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:45, archived)
# It this from Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy?
Is he going to say something about tweezers made of music or something like that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:59, archived)
# yay
mod edit

my work here is done.
(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 3:21, archived)
# Hello. I built you these.
Full set after the click...

Full set after the click...

Full set after the click...

There's a full set after the click.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:54, archived)
# Excellent.
All of them.

EDIT: Silk Spectre is more like Hessian Spectre with those hairy legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Hmm...
...hadn't considered that it looks like that. Fuck it, she's doing her bit for feminism. I think.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:02, archived)
# Hessian pants too! Phwoar!
Agree - top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:48, archived)
# Awesome skills :)
Plus, they can't be pushed off the wall due to their clicky feet... it's an often overlooked superpower
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:59, archived)
# Why is silk spectre covered in crud rather than shiny, shiny latex?
Nice though - surprisingly versatile, the old lego minifig.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:04, archived)
# I love these.
Fingers crossed that Traveller's Tales can produce a game from these designs.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:09, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:25, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:27, archived)
# Excellent work!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:46, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 22:57, archived)
# nicely
reminds me slight of www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDHHrt6l4w
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
bum
(1.618..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:18, archived)
# was that your intention or should we wait for something more?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:24, archived)
# 1.61803398875
That's all there is I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:26, archived)
# what more could you want?
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:39, archived)
# Personally?
You have no idea what a difficult question that is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:05, archived)
# It's the Plank constant.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:45, archived)
# I wooden bet on it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# MEE-OWWW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Bring Up My...
..... mistake?
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:26, archived)
# THIS IS LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:27, archived)
# *touches*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:40, archived)
# This... is... BUM
(sorry for posting in the same minute :( you wait ages for a new post, then...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:29, archived)
# Win
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:32, archived)
# at last....
thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:39, archived)
# THIS IS AWESOME!!!
I feel a FP isn't out of the question...
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:41, archived)
# Well I never.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:42, archived)
# you guys put /talk to shame
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:44, archived)
# I cannot believe /talk can experience shame.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:46, archived)
# prick
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# wanker
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:04, archived)
# Oh come on, at least try.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:36, archived)
# Gayshift hasn't started yet.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:45, archived)
# willy
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:47, archived)
# 2013: Kevin Shields finally gets the sound he wants for new My Bloody Valentine track 'Nothing Is'

De-RIS a bit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHlVpADx_jk
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:18, archived)
# ha!
neck sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:23, archived)
#
great grate
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:29, archived)
# The threat of a violently shattered spine
doesn't put off rdli!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:30, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:32, archived)
# Rdli mixing it up for the masses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:26, archived)
# He's into hardcore.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:30, archived)
# *fistbumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:56, archived)
# The de-ris makes me ris
Is it supposed to sound the same throughout the 3 1/2 minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:32, archived)
# I think they were running out of ideas
so they recorded an industrial vacuum cleaner as a jolly jape
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:39, archived)
# gotta pay for the chinchillas somehow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzl34XsslKg

www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/my-bloody-valentine-actually-released-a-new-album
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Haha, I didn't know that
I'd watch a reality show of Kevin and Bilinda babysitting 20 chinchillas
(I like the photo at the bottom of the rack of shoegazer CDs... Moose, pfft!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:03, archived)
# Needs a benny benassi style video of models with electrical cleaning equipment to hold my attention
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# That's my next gif
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:04, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/10922440
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:16, archived)
#
too soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Remember RDLI's passing with this superb souvenir cement mixer
Yours for 12 monthly instalments of ยฃ19.95 :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] if you do come.. at least.. head to the right area


no i carnt spell pidgeon!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Including the Republic of Ireland in that will go down well.
I see Yorkshire's getting off lightly all things considered.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Northern Ireland isn't part of GB either.
Apparently the Shetlands got away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:02, archived)
# Also, I can hear the pigeons going at it on the office roof despite it being dark.
so have a pea-roast I thought I'd never use again.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:12, archived)
# *chases*
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:16, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Good concept
but whiskey in Scotland? I think you mean whisky.
And Leicester is famous for Members of Parliament?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:35, archived)
# erm...
should've been IRN BRU... and erm... haha
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:38, archived)
# You made this back in 2009?
98
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:41, archived)
# i did.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:45, archived)
# I just cracked the same rib as I did back then :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:49, archived)
# :D
(it seemed to almost fit the compo)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:51, archived)
# and still be relevent in 2018 I suspect
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:55, archived)
# impossible..
the world ended in 2012 didn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:58, archived)
# I can't help you there
It's still Thursday isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:03, archived)
# Certainly did.
Luckily some aliens stored us all on back-up tapes and we're currently on a loop on a computer somewhere until they can finish building "Earth Park" so aliens from all over the quadrant can come and see the funny pink things that smell of pork.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:11, archived)
# What, sausages?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:15, archived)
# no ...
Beefburgers
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:20, archived)
# It's what our physical forms became.
I wonder what the religious standpoint would be - how would it go down to eat only halal food, yet be made into non-halal sausages?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Stretched skin filled with assorted chemicals, water, tissue and bone?
became are
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:32, archived)
# So, this is a pearost, in a new thread plus the cheek of compoing it!
No offence, just practising my board Nazi {;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:27, archived)
# jawohl
... :D
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Terrible board naziing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:40, archived)
# What about the gay-hating, inbred Manx?*
*Not all of them are -- I have family on the IoM, some of whom came from the mainland.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Everyone's family on the Isle of Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX8Dg4nW7lU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Sure smells of mind piss round these parts.
Youtube: "Do you want to change your name to match $_otherGoogleservice?"
Me: "No, fuck off. I just want to watch the video."
Youtube: "Gwan, gwan, gwan, deliberately vague button that sounds like the choice you want, but leads to the choice we want"
Me "FUCKOFFYOUCAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHNT"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:09, archived)
# deviants!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX8Dg4nW7lU
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:34, archived)
# Mind the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:14, archived)
# Bigot's
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:37, archived)
# I do not watch Jeremy Kyle you utter bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:37, archived)
# me neither!
but my wife does... (through her swollen eyelids)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:43, archived)
# I see...
Members of parliament being centralised so they can take part in the debauchery of the counties around them? DOESN'T SURPRISE ME.
(also which county is the MPs second homes in..?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:14, archived)
# no mention of cider in the south west?
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 6 Feb 2013, 13:12, archived)
# Sorry again.


It's all he knows.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:51, archived)
# o_O
pffh!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Hehe
I had to filename, but pfft (is there a copy-cat nearby perhaps?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:15, archived)
# Oh. Oh! Oh my.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:16, archived)
# Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Shit, it took me four hours to get that....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 21:03, archived)
# It was the most probable they could come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha "I don't think he looks like a tyrant"
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:30, archived)
# He looks nothing like Peter Sellers...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLEMncv140s
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bloody tyrants!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:43, archived)
# May god have mercy on us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Davy Jone
out of the Monkees?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha excellent!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:49, archived)
# The Black Vegetable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:59, archived)
# On Ralph the Liar's day!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:54, archived)
# hahaha now dats funny

he looks like Lord Farquaad to me
(Zoidaroid, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Very funny indeed. :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:53, archived)
# ITS HIM!
hahaa excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:33, archived)
# Fuck
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Quick and doity!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:39, archived)
#
Like, woah
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:16, archived)
# What people do during the day

Click for bigger | Prints etc.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Haha very nicely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Im getting a bit of a Richard Scarry vibe from this. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:43, archived)
# so this^
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Sorry for posting on top of you!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:43, archived)
# Is there an option to post underneath?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:39, archived)
# WELL IS THERE??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Only if you're standing upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:03, archived)
# pergola
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 18:35, archived)
# suspicious crow!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Nice.
 
Needs more earthworm.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
This is grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:14, archived)
# pergola is a lovely word
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:39, archived)
# I like the fact there's both an open window at the book depository and a suspicious-looking fellow on the grassy knoll.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:52, archived)
# needs EPIC version
with more more more . Wall poster sized neo-scarry
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 19:05, archived)
# Huh!!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:22, archived)
# God I hate that prick.
Good shoppery, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Cheers Vag!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
Norman Wisdom 2.0
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:29, archived)
# wipes head *makes squeeky noise*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:25, archived)
# I thoroughly enjoyed that film.
A really good baddy....

Top swap!
:D

Hallo Ninjypoos!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Me too!!
Cheers Moley :D 'n' hai! \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:29, archived)
# graham norton?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Hehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:39, archived)
# I knew you did this!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:37, archived)
# I knew...
...you knew ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:40, archived)
# this really is rather exceptional
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:41, archived)
# Ta Smash
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Phil Cool was ace, wasn't he?
I liked it when he did that alien impression and made his neck look like that woman in Coronation Street.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:41, archived)
# He would have improved that film no end.
What a bag of shit it was. The cast were great - no problems with anyone they had - but they were all wasted on awful, awful dialogue (where present), terrible patchy script and the fountain of wank that was the artistic direction.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 15:56, archived)
# I just thought it was the most reactionary pile of bilge I'd seen in quite a while
M as woman = security leaks agogo; M as man = hurrah! War hero!
Moneypenny as field agent = shoots the wrong man; Moneypenny as secretary = hurrah! Pretty dress.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Exactly.
Makes me want to punch Sam Mendes in the throat. Is no-one suspended on full pay after fucking a mission up these days? I mean, for fuck's sake - when Moneypenny fucked up and shot Bond, why didn't she take a second shot and at least try to salvage the mess. We know Naomi Harris is a good actress, but they made her out to be nothing more than a piece of fluff.
One thing that got me was the resemblance to The Avengers (Assemble) - when the bad guy was in the case, I just wanted M to say "Ant. Boot."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:46, archived)
# the script was terrible.
Completely humourless
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Worse. The script consisted of one-liners and poor one-liners at that.
Casino Royale had humour, but it was of a very self-deprecating sort and fitted nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:09, archived)
# wonderful shoppery!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:58, archived)
# nicely
(herman:D, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 20:32, archived)

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