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(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:56, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:02, archived)
# *signs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:04, archived)
# oh yes....
*votes* for that last one :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:42, archived)
# I totally read it to the "Stupid Deaths" theme from Horrible Histories
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:53, archived)
# they're funny coz they're true!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 1:10, archived)
# KITTENS ARE UNISEX !
Nice implied sexism there.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:54, archived)
# That's too well worded to be a pastiche of stereotypical women on the internet
It should be along the lines of

"KITTIE'S!!!!!!!!!eeryone luvs kittens lol they r 2 cute!!!!!!!!!!!! draw a kiten using ur computer plz howeva u do that........!!?!?!?!?!?!! lolxxxxx......................................."

(im not being massively condescending and sexist - its what ive pieced together from some female friends on facebook, and general ladytalk on some like pages for things that are all lady-ish)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 23:35, archived)
# have you considered
whether you might just have poor taste in friends?!?! ^-^ LOLxxxx


;')
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] but to be fair to you
light edit: i made this 'if b3ta were populated by ladies' thing in response to this www.b3ta.com/board/10935174 coz i laughed my socks off...
but it came out sounding a bit whingey even for my tastes. couldn't imagine what this place would be like without :D

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Ew, I clicked on that link.
The baby has got a point though, if he keeps sucking long enough it will work.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 0:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Ah, the old: "I'm not being sexist, but...."
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 11:20, archived)
# ah-haa!!
...but surely you would have more unread messages
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 0:45, archived)
# And?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 0:47, archived)
# YaY Kittens
(herman:D, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 1:05, archived)
# Anyone on dial-up watching this?
I have a version for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 7:23, archived)
# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 12:49, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:04, archived)
# ahah
*kcilc*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:20, archived)
# thnaky
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:50, archived)
# haha...........................................random gif tiem from yonks ago

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:11, archived)
# you are just far too good at these
cer-licks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:34, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 0:49, archived)
# That's a beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 9:41, archived)
# grate up some cheese, Bennett.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:56, archived)
# I DON'T NEED THE GRATER, JOHN
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:51, archived)
# IM GONNA GRILL YOU NOOOW!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha
most excellent
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:04, archived)
# thank you
it's mild fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(orbojunglist, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:38, archived)
# hahahaha, that's a classic
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:50, archived)
# "It's like I'm coming!"
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:15, archived)
# no reason
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:57, archived)
# postfuck-arnold
perfect reason
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 22:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 23:15, archived)
# If only Etonians were that human....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 3:32, archived)
# 'Twat' Von D LOL!!
commission for a tattoo studio wall
acrylics on canvas - 1.5m high


(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 19:19, archived)
# Did you make that with spunk and oil?
Verreh nice.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 19:27, archived)
#
2 parts spunk to one part oil. Great for glazing.
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 19:33, archived)
# Comes pre-splattered!
Awesome incredibleness, Sir. Good.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 19:29, archived)
#
'Splat' Von D LOL!!
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 19:49, archived)
# All things considered,
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 19:49, archived)
# That's ace. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 19:53, archived)
# very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 19:56, archived)
# nicely
she's a fucking ride
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:03, archived)
# her lower half has been shredded off in an industrial mincer accident
and someone has just blasted the back of her head with a shotgun.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:05, archived)
# i read that as "her lover...", until i got to the second line
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha, i initially typed it as lover, but corrected it before i postes
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:55, archived)
# oh fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:49, archived)
# This is ace....
is there a bigger version ?
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:18, archived)
#
mistermook.deviantart.com/art/Kat-Von-D-356872166
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:26, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:20, archived)
# Especially like the way her hair morphs.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:04, archived)
# i hate it
when they do that
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:28, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:37, archived)
# Candy - Drive tribute
I loves that film, I does.


Here's the proper pose pics of my Candy character:


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Sorry for lack of hummus. Its quiet, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 16:12, archived)
# I want candy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 16:21, archived)
# feel sorry for Lenny Henry
he has to listen to that demand day in day out
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 17:03, archived)
# not any more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 17:09, archived)
# haha.......not that I follow celebrity news............and won't be starting anytime soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 17:16, archived)
# me neither
but i have several female friends who feel the need to tell me this shit, no matter that i really couldn't give a fuck about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 17:20, archived)
# arf....I have a "don't tell me any news shit" teeshirt which I strut around in proudly
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 17:23, archived)
# i start talking about serial killers
they soon piss off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Sweet! Great work taters. Would Candy be jailbait, or is she legal? Just to ease my mind ;)
Do you use Maya, Max, or some other 3D package?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 16:26, archived)
# She's a teenager in high school
Make your own conclusions - i havent thought about it that much! She's not really meant to be sexy anyway - just a bit of an ass-kicker.

She's maybe a year older than her mate, Penny, anyway.


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I use 3Ds Max, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 16:33, archived)
# penny is too cheerful to live
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Haha - yeah! Hence the existence of Candy. Yin and yang.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 16:44, archived)
# candy is going to grow up
to be the madam who runs liquid silver in tank girl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 16:49, archived)
# Better than that 'Sparkle motion' woman from Donny Darko i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 17:15, archived)
# true, true
she does a passable cole porter, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Now you've lost me.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 17:45, archived)
# tank girl makes her sing "let's do it"
it's on youtube, it's one of the weirdest musical numbers in as film i've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 17:50, archived)
# I wondered what you were on about, there's no "liquid silver" in Tank Girl
then I realised you were talking about the film of the same name and not the comics which are nothing to do with the film at all in any way in fact the film doesn't exist, it never happened.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 19:00, archived)
# candy has fearsome eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 16:35, archived)
# I quite like strong eyebrows on ladies.
Check out the size of Audrey's! Phwoar!
www.celebritiesheight.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Audrey-Hepburn.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 16:46, archived)
# trained slugs
look out for the credit in Roman Holiday for Ken Fulbright, Slug Wrangler
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 16:52, archived)
# those are some massive brows
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 16:52, archived)
# I concur...
...See also Jennifer Connelly before she started thinning them out. A tragic day indeed.
(Megamoss, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 19:27, archived)
# she's a pair of sunglasses, pair of jeans and a leather jacket away from being one of the Ramones
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Lucky legs!
Lucky they don't snap.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 16:59, archived)
# they wouldn't dare
her top half scares them too much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Guh, stop being so awesome taters! D:
Fantastic work. *clicks hard*

EDIT: And Drive is one of the best films to be released in the past few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Excellent as always Mr Potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 18:25, archived)
# sweetfuck chipster
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 18:37, archived)
# Lovely
especially dig the shoes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 18:46, archived)
# Nicely :)
Wooyay
(herman:D, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 18:50, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 19:29, archived)
# lovely focal ranges and mood lighting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 19:01, archived)
# Focal ranges - pah! Good old photoshop blur!
Im no good at that technical camera DOF gubbins
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 19:28, archived)
# Needs more Penny
Once again, very nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 19:20, archived)
# "Of course you are..."
Oh, sorry wrong film. youtu.be/ilFUoUl-E5E
You, Sir, are extremely awesome at this game...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 19:35, archived)
# I dont know what that is from, but it is relevant to my interests.
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 19:44, archived)
# A little known film entitled "Highlander" from 1986.
Nobody went to see it.
I feel my nonce-senses tingling again when I look at your Candy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:10, archived)
# nicely
you need to do a freebs in this style
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:03, archived)
# People like you
make me not want to even try. But for gods sake don't stop.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Drive Candy, Drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 23:36, archived)
# There is nothing creepy about this whole thread at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 7:09, archived)
# I WANT TO FUCK TGAT PROGRAM
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Social injustice
(Polly'O, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Tap, tap, tap on the windowpane.

(She looks an awful lot like Hillary Clinton)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:16, archived)
# I could make a brooch, a hat or a pterodactyl out of her womanhood
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:18, archived)
#
Your mother has thaught you well
(Polly'O, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Needs tits
also you're missing out on all the fun of buggering your gif up the wrong'un to get it under 400k
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:21, archived)
# She sure has a purdy mouth
If I had an ounce of skill you'd be watching her nibbling gently on the end of a quivering CDC.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:25, archived)
# go for it
half ounce will do it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:29, archived)
# I'm cheap, a Henry will do for me
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:33, archived)
# she's wearing a concealed beard attractor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Is this the Swedish original that Borgen is based on?
Typisk, nothing original out of Denmark.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:37, archived)
# sounds like a bad case of eurosclerosis
..you might wanna get to the docs with that
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:49, archived)
# eurosclerosis!
so there's norway to avoid treatment then
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Nothing original out of Denmark.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Theodor_Dreyer
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Christian_Andersen
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 16:33, archived)
# I would also have accepted
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finn_Juhl
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arne_Jacobsen
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 16:49, archived)
# He certainly deserved it.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:45, archived)
# nobody deserves to have fireworks coming out of their bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:47, archived)
# See Below
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:49, archived)
# he deserved painful fiery death
anal rockets are a bit lenient
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:51, archived)
# And not just the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:19, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:22, archived)
# wow, superman -- in 4 consecutive posts
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:52, archived)
# I hope that's a 'shopped cdc...
as standards on board are high
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Shopped? Yes.
Shopped well? Not so much...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 18:54, archived)
# Somebody give the Football Focus caption writer a prize.


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(scottywrotem, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 13:38, archived)
# Previously-tweeted pictures only
Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 13:44, archived)
#
you on twitter then?
(scottywrotem, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Nobody is on twitter
only bots and carrots pretending to be gas masks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:13, archived)
# i recognise all those words
but do not understand them in that configuration
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:14, archived)
# Hence, Twitter
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:35, archived)
# i've never twittered
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:37, archived)
# I do
does this put me in the catagory of cunt? I just like making things for people to look at. Oh my God, I'm a cunt aren't I!
(scottywrotem, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:41, archived)
# I twitter, and I am a cunt
so yes, probably
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:42, archived)
# quite possibly
an internet cunt. there is a test: do you own, or have you ever been in, a shed?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:45, archived)
# No
I don't think I've ever owned my own shed. Maybe there's hope for me yet.
(scottywrotem, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:48, archived)
# do not go over to the dark shed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:52, archived)
# No I'm not, akshally
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:14, archived)
#
Does everyone on b3ta hate everyone who's on Twitter who hate everyone who's on Facebook who hate everyone who's on b3ta? It's the circle, the circle of hate.
(scottywrotem, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:16, archived)
# i love everyone
except cunts. i don't like cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:18, archived)
#
Best way to be, cunts fuck it up for the rest of us wankers.
(scottywrotem, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:19, archived)
# I thought some Merkin would have shot him by now
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 13:49, archived)
# It's not something you can teach, it's something you ARE...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 13:49, archived)
# i'd rather see piers morgan on fire
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Piers on Spanish people?
"ef ef efeefefef ef ef effeff Chris Waddle" etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:06, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:08, archived)
# Shminky-pinky
(Sorry, I just had to get it out)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Okay, now put it back in before the mods see you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha
the funny thing is, absolutely everyone hates this vile cunt.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] the first rule is 'I'm right'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Who is at the rear?
As it were...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:35, archived)
# that, according to the internet, is ed norton's mrs...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Oh
She looks very middle England... Possibly called Pippa, or Trinny.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:42, archived)
# She's the sort of girl you find in Clapham after the rugby.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Shauna
Robertson
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:52, archived)
# superman
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Not really a 'what if' scenario though
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 13:20, archived)
# Her name is Roberta Paulsdottir.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:34, archived)
# SFW - Batman is just inflating an air bed with some gentle encouragement

(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:18, archived)
# If he carries on like that he'll never walk again
Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:28, archived)
# He's gonna rip him a new bat cave
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:35, archived)
# one up the bat butt
nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:42, archived)
# Can I add my 'The Harlem Shakes' video here? I believe it is some sort of new craze.

I hear its quite addictive...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:57, archived)
# You touch your ham at night
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 13:19, archived)
# The man who broke in the Bat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 13:37, archived)
# "That's not the Bat-Pole"
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:39, archived)
# I didn't know Batman had such little T-rex type arms...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Batawrong'un
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Jon Snow as... JON SNOW


Click for bigger (347 kb)
(Jeremy Jumbles, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 9:34, archived)
# Didn't he invent cholera?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 9:46, archived)
# I thought it was James May...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:58, archived)
# James May, Brian May
Potato, tomarto.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:14, archived)
# 'lets call the whole thing off....'
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:15, archived)
# Wuzzah wuzzah wuzzah
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 8:17, archived)
# Absolutely love this x
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 8:34, archived)
# Ta dear :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 8:49, archived)
# Ha ha Nowie!
Love these, my mrs bought your A-Z film posters from Firebox before I met her. First time I went round I spotted them in the hall, she had them framed and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 8:40, archived)
# LIES
you don't have a hall
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 8:42, archived)
# Ha. Between us we have two.
Although we plan to reduce the hall count by 50% in the new future.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 8:46, archived)
# Haha! This pleases me greatly
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 8:48, archived)
# We're moving into a new house soon.
They will go up in the music room.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 2 Mar 2013, 8:51, archived)
# I love the way Jared dominates the line-up
Quite right too.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 8:41, archived)
# Of course, its his best look
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 8:48, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 8:52, archived)
# Smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 8:42, archived)
# Blouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 8:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 8:52, archived)
# Haha!

I keep getting mixed 'yipes' and 'huh?' moments every time this pops up
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 9:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:57, archived)
# BLOUSES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 13:02, archived)
# where's the 'share on fb' button?
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 2 Mar 2013, 9:40, archived)
#
and I love this
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 2 Mar 2013, 9:40, archived)
# joking aside
i think this feature would increase our userbase and should be done
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Wonderful as per sir!
Just LOVE your style :D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 9:42, archived)
# Ho ho ho, hee hee hee
I'm clicking "I like this!" and you can't catch me...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 9:47, archived)
# Hell yes!
any chance of appropriating that for a FB cover pic?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:22, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/c3438af4e70f55040164/bowie-notitle.png :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Thank you!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 2 Mar 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Fun Fact: His real name is David Jones. He took the stage name 'David Bowie' because of the other famous 'Davy Jones' out there that he couldn't hope to compete with.
The one from The Monkees.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Much more civilised !
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 7:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:15, archived)
# Too drunk to deal with this right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:21, archived)
# but it's YOUR son
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:24, archived)
# no, it's YOUR GRANDSON!
OH MY GOD! YOUR GRANDSON!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:29, archived)
# HIS GRANDSON!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 5:33, archived)
# MY GRANDSON!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 12:00, archived)
# HIS GRANDSON!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 21:51, archived)
# what in the shuddering fuck is that?
ah, it's the pancake
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:22, archived)
# ok, gayshift right now image compo suggestions.
go!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:25, archived)
# how bad can you hurt everybody's eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:28, archived)
# screwdrivers then?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:34, archived)
# HATS
EVERYONE NEEDS HATS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:32, archived)
# might work
i'm going to give it a go
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:35, archived)
# that's striking a blow for blowdom!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:40, archived)
# goddambit, ok
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:35, archived)
# that's what she said
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:40, archived)
#
it's a repost -- sorry, LOL


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:36, archived)
# REPOST, LOL

.


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:39, archived)
# NOT A repost here (fresh content, kiddies)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:43, archived)
# needs more prince ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 4:17, archived)
# That's very magenta
loosen your grip!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 7:05, archived)
# Everything seems to be in order here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 5:34, archived)
# Between that and
this, I'm trancing out.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S08Af4fqso

I'm
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 7:49, archived)
# Treating his pancake like a lady
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 8:33, archived)
[challenge entry] what better to win a war with than a battle axe?
(orbojunglist, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 23:20, archived)
# Hilda (if that's correct), you're drunk
you're drunkWinston my dear you are ugly and what's more you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Nice muriel...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 23:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 1:02, archived)
#
would
(herman:D, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 18:51, archived)
# Do eggs????????????????????????????????????????
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:10, archived)
# saw some US tv the other day

sorry if you don't know who these people are
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:51, archived)
# no, YOU don't know who these people are
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:53, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Awesomely awesome.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 2 Mar 2013, 7:16, archived)
# Uncle Deadly was the ghost of the Muppet theatre, if I remember correctly.
Not sure what theatre Bill Maher haunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:58, archived)
# i'm only familiar with him from the recent, terrible, film
where he plays a sort of henchman
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 23:02, archived)
# That THING used to give me serious nightmares after the Muppets. Proper scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 0:00, archived)
# I can't even remember who these people are.
(scottywrotem, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 23:15, archived)
# one of them is Alice Cooper
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 23:19, archived)
# The other one looks like Alice Cooper
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 23:26, archived)
#
it's Bob Diamond and Alice Cooper, (I was fibbing about not knowing who they were, I'm a naughty fibber)
(scottywrotem, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 23:55, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 2 Mar 2013, 7:17, archived)
# Somebody told me what a CDC is.
(scottywrotem, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:01, archived)
# Doesn't scan.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:24, archived)
# Looks like they withheld the three-pubes-per-ball rule from you, though.
Dashed bad show on their part.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:26, archived)
# I can see 3
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:32, archived)
#
I get the feeling there's plenty more CDC's to come.
(scottywrotem, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:33, archived)
# I see five.
EDIT: But there's actually nine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:37, archived)
#
This is turning into the DaVinci Cock.
(scottywrotem, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Would. (The female).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 0:01, archived)
# does it tile?












(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 3:29, archived)
# THERE ARE FOUR PUBES!!!!!
--- Jean-Luc Picard
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 7:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:04, archived)
# omgbbq
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:10, archived)
# sho deez bichez how 2 danz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:16, archived)
# A vagina that can suck
but also can bite
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:10, archived)
# O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:17, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:27, archived)
# It's real!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Vagina dentata! What a wonderful phrase
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:44, archived)
# It's a whole new philosophy
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 7:20, archived)
# Ain't no passing craze
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Full song here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKgBTaLKR84
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:28, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:34, archived)
#
do not click, NSFA
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:28, archived)
# GROWLER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:31, archived)
# sho iz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Fire bad!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:40, archived)
# face worse
worser
more worse
worst
worsted
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:59, archived)
# *Resists urge to tickle her tonsils*
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:41, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 23:01, archived)
# GO SOOPERBOUL
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:47, archived)
# karmasutrahappyfunhalftime
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:00, archived)
# I always knew she talked out of it
clicks also :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:02, archived)
# Wow
But can it?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:14, archived)
# Yes but we all know where she got the idea from
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:23, archived)
# you've runied everything
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:47, archived)
# what lip-synching algorithm...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Christ! I can see her snapper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:58, archived)
# hmmmm, probably still would
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Now that's what I call liposuction
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Hilary Clinton?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 23:12, archived)
# ahaha almost :D
'tis from mr copter cat
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 1:09, archived)
[challenge entry] SALE NOW ON! The FSD Shannon Cushion Holder...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:45, archived)
# Ohmigod!
*buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Fuck, I hate that.
Women's obsession with fucking cushions. Where the fuck do you expect to sleep, or fucking sit.
(gijoel, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:23, archived)
# Annoying, isn't it?
Shoes and sodding cushions. And making their female friends jealous.
Then they die.
*edit* Apologies to any female B3tans. You're probably OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:31, archived)
# but...
cushions!!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Butt cushions?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:48, archived)
# I'm game
So long as they come in burgundy or damson.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:53, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:00, archived)
# Shoes I can live with
but do you have to cover every square inch of the sofa with cushions. So that there is absolutely nowhere for me to sit, unless I snap and hurl the wretched pile of fabric on to the floor.

And then my OCD is bothered by this mound of pillows on the floor.

Besides, I don't want women to die. I just want to passively aggressively fuck up their lives like every other man.
(gijoel, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 9:44, archived)
# fucking comfy cushions on sofas are fucking lovely
cushions on beds however seem completely fucking pointless... so i don't get it either :(
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:59, archived)
# My mom's sofa is like that
If anyone wants to actually sit on it, they have to chuck all the cushions off first. Its silly.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Just sit on the cushions
If she complains just ask "Well where the fuck am I meant to SIT on these fucking things? What the fuck was the point filling the fucking sofa with fucking cushions if I'm not meant to sit on them or lean on them? For fuck's SAKE Mum, it's always like this! FUCKING HELL."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:17, archived)
# Right, Boris, GO TO YOUR ROOM IMMEDIATELY.
No pocket money for you this week, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Needed more "fuck".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Ha-ha! Comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:40, archived)
# "FECK OFF"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:51, archived)
# I do hope that's not the Green Giant's cock he's trampling there
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:56, archived)
# hahahaha
.....no, sorry
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:21, archived)
# Does look like he's holding a corn cob tho'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:50, archived)
# Why is he stepping on a green cock?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:14, archived)
# That would be an ecumenical matter.
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:28, archived)
# Right!
It's none of my business.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:39, archived)
# Unrelated but your fish finger story on QOTW
Wins the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 1 Mar 2013, 22:41, archived)
# stop with the fucking jokes, k.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:48, archived)
# newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue570/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:54, archived)
# well, that the day over with.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Heyyy! Overtime!!!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:04, archived)
# thanks, ta, cheers, nice one
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........๐Ÿซฅ, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:25, archived)
# aw bless
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Who killed b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:26, archived)
# Virginia Woolfe
Now we know why we should have been afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:35, archived)
# The Stupid Bloomsbury bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:47, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:13, archived)
# He works in a deli now?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:55, archived)

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