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# he does look a bit miserable to be fair.

he's still a cunt though.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Ha ha, he's been rather ill hasn't he?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:19, archived)
# No reason.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 6:25, archived)
# Reminds me of a nightmare
that freaked the hell out of me when I was a kid.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 6:35, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:21, archived)
# That's a tad disturbing
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:50, archived)
# ROCK ON!
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 12:30, archived)
# This is my type of humour
Woot!
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Staying Alive (for a certain value of 'alive').

CFB
At least he doesn't have to change all his monogrammed shirts.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 3:22, archived)
# ha, simple but effective :)
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 7:26, archived)
# Simple to begin with.
But patching that dance floor to erase Travolta while keeping the pattern and perspective right? Ach.
yes, I'm whining again. sorry.
but not very sorry.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 7:33, archived)
# Still easier than my original idea
of putting him in a tutu.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:51, archived)
# And while I'm mucking around with tv shows,
I might as well include this.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll Show YOU sheepish!
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 2:24, archived)
# You're doing it wrong
YOU EWE
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 2:28, archived)
[challenge entry] have an old one from me
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 3:33, archived)
[challenge entry] and another
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 3:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ompo entry #3
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 1:55, archived)
# an american sheep in the dales
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 2:35, archived)
[challenge entry] insert political commentary here
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:22, archived)
# obamalicious!

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:22, archived)
# obama is a very attractive man
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:24, archived)
# a good listener too
with those ears
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:34, archived)
# o rly?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:51, archived)
# hahaha
I miss Gordon
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
You Miss Gordon.
Me Jane.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 0:47, archived)
# we get it together yes?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:21, archived)
# I still prefer the original liquorice.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:36, archived)
# Omnishambles
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:49, archived)
#

(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 0:16, archived)
# Their hats look like teapot lids.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 0:23, archived)
# donkey vote!
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 0:41, archived)
# I understand the new guy is on his way
they'll need to get to the hangar
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:05, archived)
# This makes me want to play X Wing
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:07, archived)
# it's the high end graphics, isn't it
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:17, archived)
# Too many polygons
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:36, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:16, archived)
# Nah, he'll get in through an air vent.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:27, archived)
# Pope John Maclaine
Come to the Holy See, we'll have a few laughs
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:31, archived)
# Episode IV: a new pope
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 0:00, archived)
# COINCIDENCE?
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 1:01, archived)
# The first one is used to
make the anti-pope.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 7:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Ram it :)
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:31, archived)
# to me
to you
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Groin-flipper
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 22:23, archived)
# haha the cat looks bored
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:59, archived)
# Its seen it all before.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] haha....have a Ronnie Baaaarker
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Wait, I know this one....er
Cat sheep falling star and put it in her pocket.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 22:14, archived)
# William Gregg Wallace
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:19, archived)
# what cunt-matching algorithm...
???
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:49, archived)
# "I like this"
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Why I aorta......
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:17, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:19, archived)
# i didn't realise he was canadian
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Looks famililililiar
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Sheepers creepers!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:47, archived)
# BAAHWAAARE
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:56, archived)
# 389K
That's a lot of ram!

Nice work.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:04, archived)
# i couldn't shear any more off it :P
the slow pan in is what makes it
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:11, archived)
# Mutton's always best in a slow pan.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:32, archived)
# haha
how could miss such a massive pan pun
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 0:00, archived)
# I got a CAPTCHA and drew around it.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:33, archived)
# nice idea!
- and I like your drawing style a lot.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:34, archived)
# Happt b3taday
and thanks!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:15, archived)
# 7 today
many candles to you
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:10, archived)
# Like this and the concept
but where's his shirt gone?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:58, archived)
# Apart from the rats
everyone is appropriately shirty in both panels.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:14, archived)
# This week, the guy next to me at work got "DICK" as his captcha word
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:02, archived)
# If he didn't get DICK right
your colleague might be a robot.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:16, archived)
# u got dick
LOL
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:33, archived)
# Well as long as he's happy, that's all that counts
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:57, archived)
# I have no idea why.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:00, archived)
# too soon!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:02, archived)
# Needs more chicken
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:12, archived)
# And fishing rods.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Fuck
don't let him near gazza.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:13, archived)
# haha...
classy.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:27, archived)
# Haha! :D
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:20, archived)
# splish splash ? ou est la piscine ?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Crikey
You silly fool ;)
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:54, archived)
# gadzooks!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Yay candles!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:38, archived)
# :D
hooray for me!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:40, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:52, archived)
# http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-gZKRKNy4w
Soz, don't know how to link the link..
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:05, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:30, archived)
# Reminds me of one of my first gifs
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:25, archived)
# Parker...really?!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Lady Penelope comes come from late from a party...
Lady Penelope: "Parker, take off my coat"
Parker: "Yes m'lady"
LadyP: "Parker, take off my dress and shoes"
Parker: "Yes m'lady"
LadyP: "Parker, take off my bra and panties..."
Parker: "yes m'lady"
LadyP: " ...and don't let me EVER catch you wearing them again"
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Very good.
May I steal it?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Steal away
Of course. Was going to sub a pen and coat but may be over doing it.
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:48, archived)
# Haha, I had a similar thing in my head
Nice work, n00b. Pull up a chair, shop a kitten, welcome to b3ta you'll never leave etc.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:47, archived)
# Nice one new person and welcome.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:48, archived)
# i would actually pay money to see this
despite the fact it involves jason statham.

nicely done!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:54, archived)
# Hello.
You need to respond otherwise we will call you a spammy cunt.

Oh shit, wrong board sorry. how embarrassing
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:24, archived)
# Good start, welcome.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:26, archived)
# good stuff,
promising new person.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:28, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
Welcome
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Forton.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Go for the West Cornwall Pasty Co!
(Northbound carriageway only)
woo :)
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:24, archived)
# ah..the innocent anticipation
not knowing much about Forton Services, I found this website:
fortonservices.webs.com
It's fascinating reading.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:30, archived)
# Happy candles !!
\o/
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:37, archived)
# ta!
this new candle thing's quite dramatic, isn't it?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:40, archived)
# Merry day of candlenessmasses :)
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:42, archived)
# cheers!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:27, archived)
# Happy b3taday to you.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:50, archived)
# how kind!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:27, archived)
# Happy candles!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:28, archived)
# why, thank you
MCM...
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Merry firemas!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:21, archived)
# Happy candles
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:29, archived)
# Mmm horse pasties : D
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:37, archived)
# ^this {:-)
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:27, archived)
# Hugs
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:55, archived)
# Inspired by International Women's Day
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:07, archived)
# No way! It looks awesome!
More violins against women please
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:08, archived)
# haha - the violas are even worse...
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Celloist of the low
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:51, archived)
# I think he's on the fiddle.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:07, archived)
# Oboe he's not.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:28, archived)
# Stop it now, I've got the horn.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:09, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:01, archived)
# YES.
Vape that g-man motherfucker!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:06, archived)
# His last breath.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:12, archived)
# He just won't stay down, will he?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:55, archived)
# Too much Ready Brek
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Sponsored by Windscale.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:30, archived)
# his trenchcoat wasn't flame-retardant
as advertised - he should ask for his money back...
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Happy candles... o/
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:10, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:26, archived)
# Cool.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Hot and melty actually.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 19:11, archived)
# RIP Avan Tarklu :'(
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:40, archived)
# ........doesn't even need shopping
.....ridiculous as it is
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Could be improved by a dog wiping its arse along the length of the carpet.
But I'm not shopping that at work.

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:55, archived)
# What couldn't!?



(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:57, archived)
#
hehehehe
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:57, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Hahaha like the rear leg action.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:53, archived)
#
hahahaha love it
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Ah you've merged some Pontipines in there
You need to stare hard to see them, but good work
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:55, archived)
# ...actually.......
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:03, archived)
# TOGA TOGA TOGA
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha...
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:40, archived)
# DID WE SURRENDER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 20:02, archived)
# It’s time we discussed something rather important.
The issue at hand is, well, my presidency. The question has been raised, I know, as to just how I came to be elected to this most illustrious office. Or whether or not I had been elected at all. To that I must answer; of course. Of course I was elected, sweet America, of course. Isn’t the right to vote the very foundation of a democracy? Unfortunately, in the interest of national security, I am not at liberty to discuss the details of the election, you understand. But rest assured, I am your president because the appropriate people of this great nation decided I should be. I am your duly elected representative. Of course, when the time comes, when my term is up, America will be free to elect a new president. And that person will have our full faith and confidence, and carry our collective values forward into the future. Democracy, dear America. Democracy now, and forever.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 21:20, archived)
# No, it needs something.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:06, archived)
# right, but it would have been better if you had done something.
at least you're not leech the pick from somewhere else.

have the easter holidays started early?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:47, archived)
# Michelangelo was renowned for drawing proton beams.
Historians often note that Adam wasn't a very good shot.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Was he the first Imperial Storm Trooper?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Cowabunga!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Thou shalt not cross the streams
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:29, archived)
# This, and the original post
are both woo
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:56, archived)
# i saw that written above a urinal once
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:55, archived)
# A little help please!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:45, archived)
# so.....much......cock.......
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Oh!! So sorry!
*re-zips*
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:03, archived)
# no, no, don't apologize
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:06, archived)
# Not the first time you've uttered those words, I'll wager.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 23:57, archived)
# co.cx
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:53, archived)
# Tap, tory, shuttle, chicken?
RIS
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:53, archived)
# I know.
It's a tuff one, and no mistake.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:58, archived)
# tap cunt badminton cockerel
edit - fire breathing cockerel
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:58, archived)
# luge
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:59, archived)
#
g b
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:52, archived)
# 52
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Teeny tiny sheepsex!
That means you get my appalling notworthownthread sheep image

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Your silly
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha have my new nwot woo yay :)
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:46, archived)
# WOW thanks!
Out of all proportion to my joke
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:50, archived)
# That's great.
realises he posted in the wrong plaice.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:05, archived)
# hahaha, this is great!
WOOL YAY!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:57, archived)
# Damnit
now I'll have to remake it :D
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Now this is very good!!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:34, archived)
# Ta Mr Spazz
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:28, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Haha had to google it
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:46, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:33, archived)
# Nice woo
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Likes teh punnage.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 18:54, archived)
# DUCK
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:08, archived)
# plumbing president sport bird
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:14, archived)
#

p1. brass stop cock (15mm compression fitting type)
p2. absolute fucking nob jockey in it only for his mates needs to be punched in the fuck hard
p3. standard practice shuttlecock
p4. barnvelder cockerel by ian coleman (2004)

o_0

.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:34, archived)
# you know too much
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:50, archived)
#
nah. my head is just full of random shit.
besides, was a opportunity to disclose my rage against the fuckwit in picture 2.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:57, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure which of those images represents the most cockery.
But I'm willing to bet it's the Facebook logo in the bottom corner...
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:27, archived)
#
Four cocks?
Fork ox?
For Cox?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 17:01, archived)

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