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# knob cheese
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Facebook ------->
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:38, archived)
# facebook isn't over there,
over there is my radiator...
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:44, archived)
# no that's my radiator
get out of my house!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:47, archived)
# cripes! i've been rumbled!
[dives out window]
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:49, archived)
# That's not a window
That's my prize geraniums!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:56, archived)
# what-a-mistake-a-to-make-a!
*cue canned laughter and credits*
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:48, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:54, archived)
# What
is a shithead :D?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:56, archived)
# hahahaha!
"That was a fake n00b, right?"
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:54, archived)
# It's not as good as Tesco Finest Davisdstow Bellend.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:05, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:06, archived)
# I'm not worried about horse meat
it's dog milk you ought to be concerned about
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Dog milk has the advantage of tasting exactly the same spoiled as it does fresh
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Straight from the tap.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk...
/ac

(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:24, archived)
# When the label's been 'shopped
it doesn't really count.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:51, archived)
# *Office snort*
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:25, archived)
# oh yeah, brilliant.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:50, archived)
# There's still the Naughty Shop challenge, just compo it
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Shoggoths.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:29, archived)
# lovely :D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:38, archived)
# Nice
:)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:39, archived)
# But this is better than Monsters
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Oh very good
*click*
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:49, archived)
# I for one welcome our new Shoggothy Overlords
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Brilliant! :)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Don't worry, I have a Starstone, that old Russain sailor sold me in a pub in Lewes
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Ahh, shoggoth-a-ya-face!
Have a lunchtime *click*
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Argghhh
Hehe. Very nice :)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Ia, Ia, FTAGHN!
or something, er...
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 14:51, archived)
# I wish.
Live is otherwise fairly mundane and boring. Ahem, except for this.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 16:22, archived)
# The poor Croffodile. The laughing stock of the Serengeti
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Looks like a dog lampshade
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:58, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:59, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:18, archived)
# haha
did his mum make him wear it?,,,,,,,like mine did:(
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:01, archived)
# 'fraid so.
Keeps the sun orf his head...bless :)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Aw... he's lovely!
:D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Thanks Moley
;D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 15:58, archived)
# That's
not a flower I'd try to sniff. Woo!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:28, archived)
# Looks more like a Snapdragon!
:D
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Trying to get ahead of the likely new image compo subject...
Taken from the dramatic opening sequence of the lovingly rendered super-Widescreen edition of Saving Private Ryan.

(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Is that the North Korean army version?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Don't be ridiculous
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:24, archived)
# What doesn't?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Evidently the North Korean army.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:54, archived)
# looks like a pump -- feels like a sneaker
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Indeed.
I've applied to them for a job on the basis of my 1337 photoshop skills.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:26, archived)
# they are watching you with great interest
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:37, archived)
# What?
They're Throbbing Gristle fans? This changes everything.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:21, archived)
# *googles Throbbing Gristle*
*regrets*
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:24, archived)
# Paris, New York, Manchest, Berlin
Everybody talk about, Discipline
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:40, archived)
# *sigh*
Would.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:45, archived)
# And yet, explains quite a bit.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:54, archived)
#

(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:32, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:37, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:53, archived)
# :) :)
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Hahaha! Beautiful work.
You must have a powerful computer.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:22, archived)
# 90 MHz Pentium FTW!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:28, archived)
# Wow
Future boy!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:40, archived)
# Cor!
*jealouses*
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Under the radar..
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] less tame impala
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 5:59, archived)
# I'd impale 'er
Eh? Eh? Knowwhadimean?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 8:09, archived)
# You are Vlad III
AICMFP
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 8:12, archived)
# I'd like to have sex with her!
With my massive cock.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 8:53, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just glow
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:21, archived)
#






(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:54, archived)
# The fact you missed one out on the right hand side is making all OCD.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:34, archived)
# It's OK
each image is in two parts. The central line falls between the two middle images. Everything is symmetrical.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:53, archived)
# Click for anomalous penguin
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:40, archived)
# he was on his holidays :(
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 10:43, archived)
# swampmonsta no.74800333820093326261 (maybe someone can think of a better name for him)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:19, archived)
# Augurkje
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:22, archived)
# i like it, it sounds like a swedish dish
dish dish
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:30, archived)
# It's Dutch for gherkin
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:36, archived)
# ahh (googles) so it is, i like that word even more now.
WORD OF THE DAY!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:43, archived)
# Bertrude.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:24, archived)
# vlad the inhaler
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:27, archived)
#
NED.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:34, archived)
# Bofus.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:56, archived)
# Barf Pimpson
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 4:08, archived)
# I think he is saying his name, but it is unsayable.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 4:00, archived)
# Blechapotomus
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 4:43, archived)
# Babel the Acupuncher
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 7:00, archived)
# Our Kev.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 7:56, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Margaret Hilda
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:14, archived)
# Richard
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:21, archived)
# I like him
I think he's called Gorcush?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:27, archived)
# He should probably get that tongue looked at.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:04, archived)
#
This picture is very sexy silly.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:09, archived)
#
silly silky
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 7:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:21, archived)
# Ha ha...oh no.
End result: I love big boobs.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 4:00, archived)
# "With a biographical introduction by Peter Gay"
I mean, seriously.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 4:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 4:08, archived)
# whoa
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 4:11, archived)
# Freudian punchline: my mum.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:16, archived)
# captain freud-haddock
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:23, archived)
# Ha ha!
I have no idea why I'm still up at this time. Must be the call of the gayshift.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:24, archived)
# splish
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 2:47, archived)
# Perpetual motion, right here folks.
*plugs computer in*
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 2:49, archived)
# DO NOT
DONUT
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 0:14, archived)
# So anyway, a Superman walks into a cobblers...
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:09, archived)
# ...and ?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:21, archived)
# the cobbler says "Why the long cape?"
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:28, archived)
# ...and then?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:38, archived)
# reboot or suttin
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:53, archived)
# That old joke?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:01, archived)
# Not so fucking super, man
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:12, archived)
# Gary?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:55, archived)
# Gary Oldcobblers
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 4:03, archived)
# Oh for f....
Also, highly likely to be a coincidence, given the use of the same type of device in various parts of the world right now, but this xkcd "what if" article for the week the Boston bombing occurred was unluckily timed.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 2:48, archived)
# Along with Film4 heavily promoting 'Four Lions' amongst a comedy line up.
Maybe doing it in the run-up to the London Marathon wasn't such great timing anyway...

Still, at least good old Texan industrial negligence is around to put the terrorists in their place.
No-one kills capitalist Americans like American capitalists can.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:52, archived)
# His super nails grew and fucked up his boots.
I remember some sort of weird orange pollen on his head to escape a gorilla. Then he is forced to get a haircut. That, or his bathroom light is red sun (which neutralizes the yellow sun energy stored in his body).
These debates are going on right now on the interwebs.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 2:52, archived)
# Had to filename I'm afraid.
now where did I leave that frying pan...
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:18, archived)
# ah!
I'd gone with 'Shoerepair man'
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:31, archived)
# 10 years well spent








(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 0:10, archived)
# Totally worth it



























(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 0:11, archived)
# burning spunk-rockets!
happy candles
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 0:16, archived)
# Flaming cock of agedness!
Happy b3taday!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 0:30, archived)
# Complete with 3 pubes per ball.
Truly, you are a master.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 0:44, archived)
# the shaft was going to be longer
but I ran out of space :(
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 0:48, archived)
# Feel the heat!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:07, archived)
# Yay!
Happy b3day.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 0:19, archived)
# Happy candles
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:07, archived)
# Excellent !
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:20, archived)
# Ooh I missed my 10th 5 days ago
happy candle shizzle
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:39, archived)
# just set the clock on your PC back 5 days and post something.
...it really works!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:51, archived)
# Yay!
One of these days we'll all be 90 years old, and then what will we be posting on b3ta?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:53, archived)
# The dusty skeleton of Freebase.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 2:25, archived)
# congrats
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:54, archived)
# Happy candlez, Motel man! o/
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:02, archived)
# El candelabrero muchachos! Arriba!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 5:51, archived)
[challenge entry] :O he forced those tears!
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 23:50, archived)
# I have a question:

(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 8:29, archived)
# good
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 8:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 23:27, archived)
# AAAAAGHHHHH
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 23:34, archived)
# I see the Penelope Keith / Maggie Thatcher hybrid lived then.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 2:50, archived)
# SCARY!!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 3:19, archived)
# PISSUM
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 11:17, archived)
# BEES!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:53, archived)
# SamCam loves it
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Niiice doggy
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:39, archived)
# ohho-ho-dear-huhuh!
...that's what akshally came out of my mouth
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Vote C =D
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:22, archived)
# Hahah:D
ok
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:23, archived)
# Good man! I didn't suggest it by the way. I should of, but I didn't :)
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:25, archived)
# should HAVE for fuck's sake
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:28, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
Home chocked
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 23:10, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:29, archived)
# Haha!
He has such a happy smile
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:30, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:33, archived)
# I like to think a war with North Korea
would look like this :D
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:45, archived)
# wow! I think I just went a little (more) insane watching that :D
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 23:17, archived)
# he's such a loveable scamp!
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:44, archived)
# Lovely hahaha
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Ace X 10
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 23:08, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
I have begat the vote. Here's the detail:

* Magazines that don't exist but should, or do but could be better.

* Bankrupt hollywood: Imagine if all the big film companies now have cgi/post production done by b3ta on the cheap....well, for free.

* If North Korea really did go to war: the crap weapons. the propaganda, etc.

* Articles that are too lame for Buzzfeed even to bother with, with pictures!

Votey vote vote:




(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:08, archived)
# B please.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:09, archived)
# B please Bob
and aren't all Buzzfeed articles shit?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:10, archived)
# B please!
Bonus points for doing your own stunts.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:11, archived)
# C
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Regardless of the context of the photo, this source just makes me want to smack Cameron in his smug chubby chops.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:14, archived)
# why does this sauce look so brown?
Is it really that brown? I was wondering if that's the new thing for funerals, nah, the brown must be influencing the rest.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:30, archived)
# DPRK BNDN
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:22, archived)
# B please

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:25, archived)
# No C... I said C!
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Love the crap rocket! :-)
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:28, archived)
# Don't talk to me now!!
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:30, archived)
# Sads :(
;)
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:32, archived)
#
H T
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 23:06, archived)
# cancer
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:32, archived)
# Funniest of all the star signs
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:41, archived)
# i'm torn between A & B
I see that A is trailing, so I will vote for that
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 23:01, archived)
# I don't get why b3ta is so obsessed with movie challenges
The only way they could work is if people who posted movie posters were IP banned.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 1:54, archived)
# Fraser has a fetish for movie posters
Particularly movie posters with Freebase on them. That time that someone put Freebase onto the Terminator, he nearly creamed himself. The only reason he didn't is he'd just knocked one out to Some Like it Hot with Flanbase faceswapped onto Marilyn Monroe.

Actually if movie posters is picked I'm going to do that. Fraser deserves his little pleasures.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:00, archived)
# Is this the first time that something has achieved zero votes?
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 12:14, archived)
# I don't know why
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:37, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:39, archived)
# Nice
Has there ever been a vampire film where the vampire is killed with a pencil through the heart?
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:42, archived)
# I do remember one
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:43, archived)
# From Dusk Till Dawn.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:45, archived)
# I, that was it
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:46, archived)
# aye.. Tom Savini carks it :)
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:47, archived)
# ooh lovely!
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Nice.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:45, archived)
# I like that
Now where is that button. *click*
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:58, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Carpet munchers unite
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Tasty, tasty carpet.
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 0:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 9:56, archived)
# I'm glad they cut him out of the final version...

(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:13, archived)
# The only pain he truly feels.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:51, archived)
# =D
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:58, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
I did wonder!
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:07, archived)
# David Cameron has a very attractive wife.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:08, archived)
# Yes, but just think where she's been
:/
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:31, archived)
# And ... flaccidity ensued
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:39, archived)
# but he's probably never used the front bottom...
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Four immaculate conceptions.
Hallelujah, her Davidlessness is intact!
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Rosemary's babies...
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:54, archived)
# Glad I'm not alone in this,
down the bottom of google image search one of the suggested terms is "samantha cameron hot"
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:57, archived)
# I can't work out from this source if she's a pretty woman at an unflattering angle, or visa versa
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:18, archived)
# Hah! Brilliant!
Woo, yay, I like the
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:20, archived)
# What is it with all the missing off the last
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:51, archived)
# I was wondering the
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:59, archived)
# It's really fucking
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:00, archived)
# Cadet Mahoney! Cadet Mahoney!
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 21:53, archived)
# little bit of sick in my mouth
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:17, archived)
# haha, he seems reluctantly aroused...
cams bird appears to be in on this dity scheme.
(, Wed 17 Apr 2013, 22:19, archived)
# thats bloody awesome right there!
(, Thu 18 Apr 2013, 13:26, archived)
# Haha!
excellent!
(, Fri 19 Apr 2013, 17:53, archived)
# this is soo good.
all their reactions are great.
(, Sat 20 Apr 2013, 14:44, archived)

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