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[challenge entry] Award yourself 10 points if you get it.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:25, archived)
# mopey cunt with a mullett
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# This isn't catchphrase.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:30, archived)
# no ten points, then?
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# You may have a point. Spend it wisely.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:33, archived)
# yay!
the rest of gryffindor will be so pleased!
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# hufflepuff FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:43, archived)
# you'll go slytherin and like it, young man
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:46, archived)
# *cuts nose off*
Poooooooooooootter
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:49, archived)
# alpha roller hippie
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Shudder...Starlight Express.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 17:03, archived)
# The picture of Maureen Grey.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:57, archived)
# You're on the right track
But think in context of the image challenge and famous last words.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Bury White
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 17:18, archived)
# he's alleged to have said either the wallpaper goes or I do
but I'm still not getting the connection with funerals
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 17:41, archived)
# he's dead, man!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 17:49, archived)
# The importance of being a nest.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Ha!
(DolphinWhipperer, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Stare Master VI : just bored really
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 17:26, archived)
# You stole this image from a "business card" in a Kings Cross telephone box
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde and his Magic Roller?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 17:33, archived)
# Tenuous PR is tenuous......
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 17:47, archived)
# Change wallpaper
Achieve immortality
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:05, archived)
# Somethng about Dorian Greyscale?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Was Oscar Wilde? Was Gene Wilder?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:21, archived)
# Something, something, Theophilus P Wildebeeste.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:34, archived)
# Do you have any African in you ?
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:22, archived)
# wait for it
waaaaaait for iiiiit........

and GO!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:28, archived)
# This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has to go".
(muckluks notsureyet, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:21, archived)
# Flynn
Errol?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:07, archived)
# I once got within a few metres of him and he didn't run away screaming
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 21:55, archived)
# who, oscar wilde?
when you next do a bit of time travel can i have my hoverboard please.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 29 Apr 2013, 9:56, archived)
# twang-twang-twang-twang-twaaaaaaaang-twang -- *blumpidy-blump* -- "Sitting on a park bench"....
Technically not a PEAROAST, since it is a re-used joke, but totally fresh in content
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Oh, good grief! :-)
You deserve a spangolin for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:42, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10958429
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:53, archived)
# In that case
forget the lube.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:07, archived)
# there's nothing worse than a moist goat
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:17, archived)
# how about a slightly humid goat?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:21, archived)
# oh, they're terrible
their fur smells something dreadful when it gets clammy
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:24, archived)
# true, and it makes the shed fur stick to my pillows even more
i mean,

fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:26, archived)
# have you got a wool mattress topper too?
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# now that's just sick
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:28, archived)
# don't judge me
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Fucking goats
Is an art form
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:27, archived)
# WTH
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:29, archived)
# it's nice to see kids getting a traditional education
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:31, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 17:25, archived)
# bench bat tent tramp
tramp bench bat tent
bat bench flowers tent tramp grass
park could be Walford, mammal, oil painting, canvas abode
man winged rat wood metal
iron oxygen carbon hydrogen nitrogen trace elements...

sorry, I can't get me head around this one...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:30, archived)
# srsly?
filename will help you a lot
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:31, archived)
# ah now I see
I have to do more research...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Jethro Tull
of course it is!

everyone favourite 'perched on one leg whilst they play a flute band'

which is some compliment as they're like, thousands of them out there!!!

haha
sorry Mr Hin, woke up feeling cunty today :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:47, archived)
# i kinda knew that you knew, but i wasn't sure.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:55, archived)
# I knew only through research
Jethro was never my boy
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 28 Apr 2013, 18:29, archived)
# naughty pedro
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# ???
!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:05, archived)
# oh, not the pic
just, you know, in general
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:06, archived)
# ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:08, archived)
# ah yea
great tune
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:56, archived)
# likes
*eyes little girls with bad intent*
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:11, archived)
#
How do you know which ones have this "bad intent"?
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Oh, Aqualung!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:12, archived)
# I get this!
*digs out album*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:48, archived)
# the background took fucking ages
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:27, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:28, archived)
# why did yiu waste time on the background?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:32, archived)
# :(
EDIT: here, i made one just for you then...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha
That's really rather creepy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 13:06, archived)
# Nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:42, archived)
# Fucking hell, where is this photoshoot taking place, Siberia?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 13:24, archived)
# The Island of Nippoli
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 13:28, archived)
# dude, why did you have to photoshop her thumbs like that -- it is creeping me out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:45, archived)
# YES!
Love the background
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 13:00, archived)
# aww bless you :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 13:06, archived)
# backgrounds are a nightmare
i gave up on this halfway. mofaha gave me a hard time over it.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 13:08, archived)
# mofaha can just fuck right off!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 13:10, archived)
# yeah!
he made me cry
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Longer!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:05, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:00, archived)
# iclicked the wrong 'i like this' about five times before i realised it was just the image.
tricky you :)
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:22, archived)
# I licked the wrong button, now I have AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:24, archived)
# YAY -- AIDS wins again!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Bravo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 17:28, archived)
# we could all do with a little head from megan fox.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Oh Noes! Feminism needs your help - Unofficial Challenge
My university are running a really important Women's Union campaign to highlight the issues facing women today. They are asking people to write their responses to "I need feminism because..." on a whiteboard and pose with it for a photo. This then gets shared via the medium of Facebook.



After seeing hundreds of these bloody thought-provoking images on my news feed, I couldn't help but think that their important message is being hampered by the inefficiency of the process of pens, whiteboard, and cameras.

So, perhaps us fellow B3tards could help speed the campaign up with a bit of photoshop?

...for example


(teh_twonge, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Students lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:15, archived)
# you didn't put it on a white board and pose with it
please follow the guidelines...these are serious issues.lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 13:02, archived)
# *Gets popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Subtext: I'm at Cambridge, dontchaknow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:56, archived)
# because
....i look like a dude
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:26, archived)
# bettter?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:28, archived)
# he he he!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:31, archived)
# akshally the contrast of subject matter makes the person look more like a dude
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:31, archived)
# needs a cdc
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:32, archived)
# Turn off teh interwebs.
This wins it all.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:00, archived)
#

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Turn on teh interwebs again
www.b3ta.com/board/10958439
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:41, archived)
# nice! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:46, archived)
# You better duck down the alley way...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:53, archived)
# ahahaha
"I need to learn a bit of fucking respect for the groundskeepers"

"I need to learn that the world doesn't revolve around me no matter what mummy and daddy say"

"I need to learn what soap is"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:56, archived)
# You have my full support.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:43, archived)
# what's wrong with being sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Shouldn't she be cooking the Sunday roast?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:49, archived)
# rattle those pots
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:52, archived)
# It's such a fine line
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 13:02, archived)
# ohhhh, 'feminising'!!
i thought it was feminism -- DOH!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Needs more humanism :3
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha
this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:26, archived)
# nothing to see here, move along
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Hi, I thought I'd help out the campaign
I thought long and hard and in the end I felt that this best puts across the message.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Keep off the grass, Boris.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:56, archived)
# I'm not on the grass
I'm sticking it to the man
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:57, archived)
# but I thought YOU were 'the man'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:59, archived)
# In some contexts
I'm not entirely sure what "the man" is, actually. But whatever he is I'm sticking it to him. Or I am him and I'm sticking it to them. Whichever means I can burn stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 13:04, archived)
# indeed -- any reason to burn stuff is good enough for me!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 13:07, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:58, archived)
# and the correct answer is!!
nothing that I could come up with....

irony or sarcasm can't decide

or...

jim davidson is a misogynist




and I'd just like to state for the record that I don't agree with Jim Davidson one little bit
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 28 Apr 2013, 13:48, archived)
# ah fashion
always defied me



(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:44, archived)
# More
This is fantastic! I think we are on the brink of the first revolution in feminism this millennium!

Please, keep them coming, sisters!
(teh_twonge, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 13:59, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 14:15, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 14:31, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:03, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:02, archived)
# I'm sure students born in the late 90s love 80s references...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:20, archived)
# just...


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(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:22, archived)
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(MP3J part2, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:48, archived)
# or...
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:57, archived)
# and...


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(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Better late than never
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 17:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:41, archived)
# ...
"My university are..." is

Jeezus. I thought you had to be literate to get into that place.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 19:53, archived)
# Woteva gave yew dat idear?
(teh_twonge, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 23:09, archived)
# Okay this is getting really weird


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(Fat Roland [0.01 posts a month and going strong], Sun 28 Apr 2013, 11:23, archived)
# Looks like a load of Balls to me.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Who's Next?
(thanatos, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 4:16, archived)
# Roger Daltrey?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 7:44, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 8:00, archived)
# nicely done
:)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 9:07, archived)
# It's like a curse.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 15:27, archived)
# Fuck?
(herman:D, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 0:04, archived)
# SmugFuck
Smuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 0:09, archived)
# Fug
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 0:21, archived)
# fugitive
the one-legged cross-bred meme
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 0:34, archived)
# that is fucking brilliant shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 0:11, archived)
# Just when I was getting flaccid.
Oh well, I've got another 3 minutes to spare.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 0:20, archived)
# 3 minutes????
tommy two tugs they call me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 0:22, archived)
# phwoar
nwot, and no idea why:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 0:29, archived)
# Whoa. Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 1:41, archived)
#
training.gov.au/Training/Details/CPC30511
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 2:53, archived)
# srz bznz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 3:13, archived)
# oz and law and order svu
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 4:02, archived)
# I will not eat them will.i.am, I will not eat green eggs and ham
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:30, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:40, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 10:07, archived)
# I'll be plaque...


Stereo Vandals
(oneballbobby, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:22, archived)
# hahahaha
love it.

He can eat ice cream now without killing people
(Testicles just for you, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:33, archived)
# TEEF.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:44, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:46, archived)
# Hello Yo 'Ho.
I do not recall you enjoying my video about Teef. I find this unacceptable.

EDIT I'm more annoyed that Herman hasn't GIFed the stair bit.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:51, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:50, archived)
# this is ace :-D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 0:09, archived)
# damn you!
i can't even think of the original company name now -- ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 13:02, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd0cT7Dnpt8
(herman:D, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:11, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:14, archived)
# Sex and violins
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:24, archived)
# She looks really timid in the rest of that video when she has all her clothes on.
Yet looks really into it when in the nip.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:26, archived)
# Well. Who is that?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 1:44, archived)
# Grace Chatto from "Clean Bandit"
www.b3ta.com/links/Mozarts_House_by_Clean_Bandit
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 28 Apr 2013, 10:54, archived)
# sweet sweet music
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 3:14, archived)
# *sweats profusely*
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 28 Apr 2013, 10:50, archived)
# :D ..jams with a bit of Bach-scratchin'
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:43, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 0:07, archived)
# always loved this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 0:23, archived)
# cheers....got to wonder...what would all those classical composers make of today's rave scene?
boom boom boom...heh heh :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 0:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:10, archived)
# Whoah!
Threadrush!

Edit: The one on the right looks like Val Kilmer.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:11, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:51, archived)
# Haha:)
(herman:D, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:45, archived)
# heh heh....he didn't really flatline..(I pulled the plug while no one was watching)
sick of his horrible munching face :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:45, archived)
# I didn't lol until I seen the username.
Are you drunk? Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Some dick let his dog destroy the tulips I'd planted outside my house today
And now I'm angry

He won't like me when I'm angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 18:18, archived)
# ill dust off the old blunderbuss.
Where are my nails?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 18:24, archived)
# that should do the trick.
As an alternative, I'm thinking of erecting (fnarr) a humorous-yet-mildly-passive-aggressive sign where said flowers once stood.

Suggestions for text?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 18:26, archived)
# Keep your cunting dog under control
you antisocial motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 18:29, archived)
# that could work
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 18:35, archived)
# So, in summary of all the suggestions
"Dear antisocial person who let their dog trash my tulips,

You may be interested to know that tulips are quite toxic to dogs. Think about this while your dog vomits and empties its bowels all over your lounge floor. I very much hope that you have an expensive and absorbent carpet to soak up the fluids.

In the meantime, here is a drawing of some replacement flowers.

Regards,

Your local gardener
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 1:22, archived)
# Bury yourself where the tulips were
but leave your cock sticking out of the soil, with a plastic tulip on the tip.
When the dog comes by and eats it, jump up and shout "gotcha!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 19:27, archived)
# ...or use peanut butter to adhere the tulip petals. Then just lay back and enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 19:36, archived)
# An excellent plan... with one small drawback.
1. I don't have a cock :(
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 19:56, archived)
# oh, so you've tried this already, with disatrous results
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Yeah, but it did keep the dog fed for a day.
He didn't try eating anything else in my garden on that occasion, I tell ye!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 20:01, archived)
# did he bury his bone?



*chortles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:01, archived)
# 'giggles'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:16, archived)
# *foams*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:47, archived)
# 'quacks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:54, archived)
# I don't think you're trying hard enough.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:17, archived)
# your dog ate my tulips,
Prepare to die
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 19:27, archived)
# ^this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 19:30, archived)
# how appropriate, he chews like a cow
wait, I don't think I've got that quite right...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 20:02, archived)
# I live next to a policeman
I hope you and your dog are ready to be buggered senseless in human/diggy prison
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 19:42, archived)
# ima massive dick
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 20:08, archived)
#
dick cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 20:10, archived)
# I like red peppers, but they're disproportionately expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 19:45, archived)
# loose ones, as with most things loose, tend to be cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Print out the webpage that explains that poppies are poisonous to dogs
and put that where they used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 20:11, archived)
# And if you can't find one, fake it! Make it look legit. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 20:14, archived)
# Oh, wait,
Tulips.

Edit: Of course it is unlikely that the dog abuser will have carefully noted what the dog ate and i think poppies are far worse for dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 20:57, archived)
# Poor doggies. I don't particularly want the dog to suffer.
Perhaps I could bake a tasty tulip pie for the owner instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:03, archived)
# Well, no.
The dog ate what it ate. That doesn't mean that you can't suggest to the owner that it ate something far worse.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:06, archived)
# Yeah, this assumes the owner cares.
I've been looking into adopting a dog recently - quite a few half-arsed owners out there
*daily mail outrages*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:45, archived)
# Yup, that would be a big assumption.
They should be banned from owning a dog, or anything else; you might as well sterilise them, and the dog, then deport them before burning their house down and sowing the razed ground with salt, twice.

*foams*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:00, archived)
# And don't forget that they are responsible for ALL of society's ills.
Even rich people's tax avoidance schemes wouldn't exist if it weren't for lazy dog owners.

*jiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:04, archived)
# This board has limped along this eve, have something pointless and silly.


'absurds'

The thread went where?
What the fuck is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:22, archived)
#


www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-22308165
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Just silly


Edit: Oh dear, posts from last night are still visible on the page.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:55, archived)
# Top Marks!
Edit: But it really was not worth a new thread. (Mine, I mean)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:56, archived)
# bollocks to that
everything's worth a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:13, archived)
# These are hard times, you could say they were
threadbare.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:46, archived)
# Power Rooter

Caution: may contain pearoast.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Is that you?
Are you 9 years old?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 20:42, archived)
# I know, right? Had you all fooled!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 20:51, archived)
# A dog ate your two lips.
you dirty cunt. ;)
(Testicles just for you, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:07, archived)
# No. It licked it clean afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Plant something else there...
And spray it with chili oil.

End of dog problem.

PS. Wear gloves
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] M. C. Escher. See you. Ta-ra.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:24, archived)
# clicking this
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Cheers, Smashy. How's the arm today?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:53, archived)
# one of the kids just decided he wanted a better look at it
so he grabbed my fingers and pulled :(
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 17:07, archived)
# what?!
*takes off belt*



*puts on braces*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 17:10, archived)
# my wrist feels like it's on fire
i couldn't help but yell, scared the shit out of the poor little thing :(
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 17:15, archived)
# save his tears for me!
I use them in my squash instead if water in my ever increasingly desperate attempts to achieve immortality.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 17:22, archived)
# i need immortality more than you do
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 17:26, archived)
# oh yeah!
IMMORTALITY OFF!
*immortals*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 18:03, archived)
# I hope you can drink to ease your pain?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 18:03, archived)
# what an appaling pick up line!
*writes down*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 18:10, archived)
# Schlovely, that...
*hiccups*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:13, archived)
# we all die from this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:32, archived)
# I'd prefer to go out on a drink-fuelled high.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:54, archived)
# What the shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Sweet fuckjapes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Escher good, Escher good. He's Ebenescher good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 19:47, archived)
# got any lizards?
sorted
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 19:51, archived)
# He's the kind of geezer who must never be abused.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Pedro the person you have created exists in a dimension
She is your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:40, archived)
# shush, or i'll post an eerie nekkid version
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:43, archived)
# There is a place and an angle in this universe that shows this picture in a nebula
YOU DID THIS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Time's a wasting. Post.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:20, archived)
# She's got some neck!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:40, archived)
# Neck sounds great!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:06, archived)
# first thought here was
headless monk
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Ha Ha...Pencil Neck Geek!
also: Eat at the Y
also: nice box knee
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Damn Kaminoans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:06, archived)
# I see they have Starbucks on Kamino now
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:06, archived)
# all i said was "how about a little head"?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 17:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 18:01, archived)
# This took weeks of work and 29 hours render time
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 19:24, archived)
#
1 hour 23 minutes akshally

EDIT: you must know someone at Industrial Light & Magic

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 19:32, archived)
# Now I know what the Dubliners meant by:
"Her neck it was just like a swan's"
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 18:20, archived)
# wtf
would
(herman:D, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Quiet round these 'ere parts, innit?

EDIT: Woo! Thanks for the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:02, archived)
# too quiet....
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# well, duhhhh
he's dead
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)
# YOU THERE!

YES!

YOU!

BE QUIET BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:11, archived)
# but you just said it was too quiet , ha ha!
EDIT: Wow, i was so sure that was SmashMonkey who wrote that, that i didnt even bother looking
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:13, archived)
# No i never.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:17, archived)
# damn my schoolmarmish nature
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# nooo, celebrate it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:34, archived)
# no
people dump their kids on me!
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# Schoolmarmiteish?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:53, archived)
# yeasty goodness
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# Phrases you don't want to hear at the clinic, #1
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 17:13, archived)
# that'd explain it
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# It's usually now, the group are ambushed by bandits or goblins.
With little goblin knives.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:16, archived)
# where's a good elven blade when you need one?
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# We used to have a night-elf, but he kept trying to >FUCK GANDALF.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:26, archived)
# that gandalf is a prick-tease
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# >KILL FRODO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:31, archived)
# >KIDNAP SAM
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# >POW TAY TOW
BOIL
MASH
STICK IN STEW
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:48, archived)
# i'd stick something in somewhere
if you know what i mean
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# > EXAMINE CHEST
*Phwoar*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:27, archived)
# heheheh
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#
www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:54, archived)
# giggling like a loon at these
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# I'd sit down and sing about gold but fuck that
GOLD HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:49, archived)
# you're a gold ho
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# :D I like this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)
# My Grandad killed people for this
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:16, archived)
# My Grand Dad
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:17, archived)
# Rescued a bunch of people but also fucked a 14 year old italian girl
His diary used to be on display in the english war museum.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:18, archived)
# My Grandad copied all the numbers into his little pocket book
MY GRANDAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:19, archived)
# such a cool guy we should all be proud
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:21, archived)
# My uncle was on the Burmese front in WW2.
Said he got a Japanese soldier in a headlock.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Should've eaten a tiger amirite
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:26, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:08, archived)
# fucking tulips
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 18:20, archived)
# yeah, tulips
what's the significance of those?
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 28 Apr 2013, 20:32, archived)
# Ja ich bin gehen zu gehenna!
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:01, archived)
# epically wrong
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# Anybody got a bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Paul McCartney in drag?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:10, archived)
# He's a bit of a saucy minx, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Needs more Ilsa.
youtu.be/cZSq7-cIxSI
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:10, archived)
# mein gott!
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 0:32, archived)
# we all
need more ilsa
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 16:28, archived)
# that is the most epicly disturbing thing i think ive seen
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:50, archived)
# christ
good though but
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 28 Apr 2013, 9:06, archived)
# crap animated dyslexic remake of the internet classic 'hamstaredance'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Here come the hamstepper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:54, archived)
#
(Murderer)
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Not sure if it's the alcohol
But I can't stop bloody laughing at this
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:57, archived)
# must be the alcohol
i didn't even crack a smile when I made it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 13:02, archived)
# In any case, I'm now eating a ham sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 13:20, archived)
# 'open faced' ham sandwich, I assume
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 13:41, archived)
# it looks like he's poking out a massive tongue
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# it works though
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 14:18, archived)
# *touches*
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 14:28, archived)
# Put a wig on it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Yep, he's a hottie
Saturday night, one bottle of Strongbow later, and I'm drawing good looking biker guys. Yep...

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:24, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Thank you sir. :)
You wouldn't happen to be a good-looking biker guy, would you? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:44, archived)
# 'fraid not - this is me on a good day :-(
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:45, archived)
# nice, ummm, balls
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:51, archived)
# they do hang low don't they
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:54, archived)
# can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 13:03, archived)
# no but I can toss them over my head :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Still would ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:58, archived)
# likewise I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 13:23, archived)
# ^THis
(herman:D, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 23:49, archived)
# this
is why i don't play tennis
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 14:20, archived)
#
what episode of Wimbledon was this?
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Nicely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:45, archived)
# \o/
Thanks Fox! I suppose you're hyperventilating over the new DP album as I am... kind of like Got Lucky, but can't say it's one of my faves.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Hell yeah :D
Get Lucky's not too bad, though I think Pharrell's vocals feel a little off. If there were a lot more of the traditional Daft Punk vocoder vocals in there, I'd like it a lot more.

I mean, on the final album there's a longer cut, so fingers crossed. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 13:11, archived)
# Yes! That's it exactly!
His voice just doesn't 'fit' for me in the song.
Six luxurious minutes, apparently, so yeah, hanging out for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 13:20, archived)
# From what I've read in interviews, and journalists who were tweeting at a listening party a few days ago
a lot of the tracks on the album use those Daft Punk vocals, and a cheeky 808 drum beat here and there. If it's ANYTHING like Discovery, I'm well pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 14:15, archived)
# If Morrissey and Lux Interior had a son.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:45, archived)
# RIP Lux. Great band. Saw them live years ago
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:48, archived)
# I had a brief Psychobilly phase in my mid-teens.
The Cramps love of all things horror-related was the first thing that attracted me to the scene.
I came for the werewolves and stayed for the music.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:52, archived)
# with goo goo muck for desert
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Well, when the sun goes down...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Ha! Reverend Horton Heat is playing locally next month
Will probably get myself down to the HiFi bar and fork out an exorbitant price but at least it'll be unlikely to be full of wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 13:00, archived)
# A gig with more tattoos and spiky hair than any human could ever hope to contain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 13:12, archived)
# oooh I'd like to see him/them live
Fuck, touring Australia. oh well..
(I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 18:09, archived)
# Have you seen The Cramps live footage
they filmed in a Mental Hospital...?

Best Live set I've ever seen. It's hella awesome. :)

OOOH: it's on youtube in full :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 20:39, archived)
# A-Ha's blue period?
Very nice. I especially like the two giraffes in the bottom corner. : D.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:58, archived)
# *snort-laughs*
Giraffes :D I shall steal that. Thanks too!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Nice work
I got drunk with a bunch of bikers once in Donegal and this guy looks like the one who told the story about how he got his son a hooker for his 16th birthday. The son didn't want her, so he took the present for himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Oh man, that is the best thing!
Good on him for not 'wasting' the treat ;)

Wish someone had gotten me a gigolo for one of my formative year celebrations.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 13:18, archived)
# I once got a dirty mag for my birthday.
By dirty I mean there wasn't a bit of mud on the front.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Coool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:01, archived)
# :) He is and thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:24, archived)
# I bet I can take him in a knife fight though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] George Armstrong Custer


Click for bigger (129 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Mule skinner!
youtu.be/xWGAdzn5_KU
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Wasn't he the American eagle in the Muppets
Apart from being invisible f course
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3liqQa1w2B0
(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:53, archived)
# He looks a bit like him, but Sam was voiced by Frank Oz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Exterminate . . . dead skin cells, that is.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:12, archived)
# Scouring the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:15, archived)
# Surely it's Skaro-ing the universe
*shameful face*
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:19, archived)
# Shame is for Catholics and cartoon characters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:25, archived)
# So those people in Atomic's pictures then?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Don't 'should' on yourself.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:36, archived)
# oo-er bendy third appendage
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:17, archived)
# That's what SHE said!
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 11:19, archived)
# Looks like he's exfoliated himself right down to the maltesers
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 12:25, archived)

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