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# Dan Bull gifs go!
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:11, archived)
# and another
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:13, archived)
# don't try and stop me
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:14, archived)
# this is downright disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Fatal Deviation?
*filenames* Ah, so it is. Excellent film.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Worst Stone Roses video, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Bit early for the gayshift, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:44, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:48, archived)
# GAYSHIFT!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:48, archived)
# Yes, my all gay
Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:49, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:50, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:54, archived)
# GAY SHIFT!


Click for bigger (199 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 4 May 2013, 2:54, archived)
# No, it is not gay enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:54, archived)
# happy b3taday auld man
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:56, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 May 2013, 18:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:02, archived)
# oh well, looks like we're starting early tonight
:D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:43, archived)
#
i love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 3 May 2013, 23:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:15, archived)
# and gayshift gifs are generally smaller than 1mb
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:49, archived)
# it's a big one
980983 bytes
(herman:D, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:52, archived)
# I thought about making a gif on that gif-maker
but I couldn't think of a pointless clip to badly edit into a gif on that gif-maker

Ninja edit: shit. cuntiness fail
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:55, archived)
#
I couldn't think of a single pointless clip to badly edit into a gif on that gif-maker, so i made 3 pointless clips into badly edited gifs on gif-maker.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:58, archived)
# well done
I hope your next trick is doing a shit without shouting "Mum, I'm finished!" at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:05, archived)
# I thought dan bull looked more 'street' than that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Sorry to interrupt the troll session
This popped into my sick head..
after it appeared in my facebook feed... I hate these, so i posted it back as a response :D

(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 3 May 2013, 20:42, archived)
# is it possible I was buggered and can't remember?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:53, archived)
# If you were hit on the head by Mallets Mallet
Then YES!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 3 May 2013, 20:54, archived)
# Oh oh
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:54, archived)
# If you were buggered
then you were almost certainly raped by a celebrity. Call Crimestoppers now. Or the Pedo-finder General.
(gijoel, Sat 4 May 2013, 13:59, archived)
# As soon as I see the words Grange Hill, I hear "mwanum-mwum-mwum" and see a flying sausage on a fork.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:07, archived)
# The flying sausage RULES!
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Lol we had computers then
I had a dragon32. But I didn't fuck kids as I was one
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:45, archived)
# You were a Dragon 32? Skill!
Phantom Slayer was shit, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:35, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Whale image challenge suggestion...
The "Whaling wall" in Jerusalem.
(wizzer77, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:19, archived)
# I have another image challenge suggestion
where we all post a relevant image.

Dunno if it will take off though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:22, archived)
# What does relevant mean?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:31, archived)
# It was you call a pee
when your bladder is full to bursting.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Ah, say no more.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:48, archived)
# The classic "Manneken Wazz".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:46, archived)
# i think this should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:27, archived)
#

(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Duck Kip!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:46, archived)
# I don't remember that bit of Red Dwarf
And I've seen "The Inquisitor" several times.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 4 May 2013, 4:04, archived)
# the sheer misunderstanding here made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:24, archived)
# b3ta is slow

POST YOR SkUGosarusesess NOW! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:01, archived)
# ....ok no ones about :(
just view my profile for past SkUGosaruses....
*glums*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:07, archived)
# I'm here,
But I'm on my phone =(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:09, archived)
# *imagines a lovely picture posted*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:10, archived)
# it'll be done in paint
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:12, archived)
# best of all the photoshopydoodahs
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:17, archived)
# Happy Candles
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:09, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:10, archived)
# Suppose this justifies me coming out of lurkage.
You want a cookie?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 3 May 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Yes
THe cookie monsters first name is Sid :)
happy b3taday for you 5 days ago...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Thanks old chap.
I drank rum and complained about the yoof of today.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 3 May 2013, 20:20, archived)
# A man with a plan, and a dapper haircut will go far
rum helps too
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:23, archived)
# For the life of me I cannot remember the ingredients for this cake
I do remember the eye is a liquorice allsort and the toes and spine are spinach and I was very proud of my creation.

In other news... happy candle day, Skuggles!


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:16, archived)
# Howdy FP - Woo!
Long see no time!
huzzah!

hehe i drewed u manyamoonago

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:17, archived)
# I have changed my icon in memory :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:21, archived)
# wheres ur hat gone?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:22, archived)
# I lost my B3ta folder
Twas a very sad day. It had all my favourite images from the board since 2002.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:25, archived)
# here...
borrow mine

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:25, archived)
# Ooh ta
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:28, archived)
# Wooooooooooooo!
Also... happy fire things
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:19, archived)
# 1 SkUGosarus as requested
(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Fri 3 May 2013, 20:30, archived)
# Huzzah! I like this because it is good
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:32, archived)
# He's cold
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:35, archived)
# don't worry the head from my candles will warm him up *wafts*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:39, archived)
# Happy Candles
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Woah that is so life like
Woo!
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:46, archived)
# this is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:55, archived)
# That's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:56, archived)
# Woo! Yay! and several hooplas!
huzzah!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:00, archived)
# This is fucking awesome too!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:04, archived)
# I managed to accidently save it and loose alot of detail in the compression :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:10, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:38, archived)
# 'I like this!'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:43, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:46, archived)
# happy b3taday man
hope dem hoes iz comin aplenty playa!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:55, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:01, archived)
# comes out of hiding
Waheyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:16, archived)
# huzzah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Happy Candles :D
(herman:D, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:49, archived)
# WOo! huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Happy Candle Day Skuggins!
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Like a winch, but more curvy, Fri 3 May 2013, 23:01, archived)
# huzzah!
Thank you beautiful xxx
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 May 2013, 18:55, archived)
# better late than never, or something
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:12, archived)
# Cute = )
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 4 May 2013, 8:11, archived)
# Woo! Yay! and HOOPLA!
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 May 2013, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:23, archived)
# dip that shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Whaler, there's an orca in my soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:59, archived)
# Rrrowf! Rrrowf!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I keep telling you, it's not a Killer Whale its a...
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:16, archived)
# mmm bacon
best of all the sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:19, archived)
# hampshire?
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:00, archived)
# bollocks
that's the only breed of pig with the word 'ham' in it.

Closest I can get is [H]amworth.


fuck my friday nights. fuckemfuckemfuckem
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:12, archived)
# hampshire
hog
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Scouting location for Whale Park 4


I think it may bomb at the box office.
(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Fri 3 May 2013, 18:53, archived)
# 24mm? WRONG BLOODY FOCAL LENGTH, BOYO.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:54, archived)
# What should be the correct length or should the whale be further back?
I really know nothing about these soul catchers.
(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Fri 3 May 2013, 19:09, archived)
# 24mm
That thing's got to be at least twenty foot long
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:18, archived)
# Maybe it is a fake
It is amazing what they can do with blue screens and computers these day. Or perhaps someone may have shopped it in somehow?
(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Fri 3 May 2013, 19:24, archived)
# what is this witchcraft
of which you talk?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:06, archived)
# CANDLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:21, archived)
# happy candles
You appear to have flamed yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:27, archived)
# huzzah!
CANDLES!!! Its taken me 5 years to remember to post on my b3taday :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:40, archived)
# happy candles to you : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 3 May 2013, 18:28, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:41, archived)
# Up yours. I mean, Contrafibulations of the day, Candle-boy!
Contrafibulations of the day Candle-boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:31, archived)
# haha I like this
(phylactic, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:42, archived)
# Dirty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:44, archived)
# huzzah!
hmm I can not huzzah! 3 times in a row? I demand compensation - my huzzah! has been denied :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:44, archived)
# I recommend a stiff drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:52, archived)
# I spy with my little eye
a mediaeval bestiary.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:56, archived)
# Well, I know C is for Cockatrice..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:58, archived)
# A is for Arsecandler
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:00, archived)
# B is for BUMHOLE
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:54, archived)
# C above.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:07, archived)
# D is for dingleberry
E for for effulance
F is for funhole
G is for guff
H is for HOLE
I is for seeing
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:11, archived)
# J is what you've been smoking.
*edit* and Jackass.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:12, archived)
# I no need to smoke
I'm naturally green :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:16, archived)
# 'K.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:06, archived)
# IT BURNS!
HUZZAH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:14, archived)
# HUZZAH!
You 'Huzzah'd again. Huzzah I say, HUZZAH!!! Birthday Boings all round.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:20, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:22, archived)
# Also on this day: Slayer's guitarist has died!!!... :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:32, archived)
# people die :(
I shall raise my candle in his honour *raises*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Drinks all around... '\o/'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:50, archived)
# Round drinks are squarist!
I want a square of drinks!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:54, archived)
# We must concoct a new drink in his honour...not a snake bite.
A SPIDER BITE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:12, archived)
# the FLAMING SPIDER BITE
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:40, archived)
# The Flaming Spider Bite:
Half pint of scotch, 1/4 pint of Absinth, 1/8 pint Babysham, 1/8 pint lighter fluid.

Lick baking soda from hand, bang head on table and down in one with Reign in Blood on at full volume.

*edit* At random point ignite lighter fluid.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:53, archived)
# happy kindle moss
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:39, archived)
# hazzuh!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:28, archived)
# Ha! Ha! A classic..just like "Flytipping by Rikki-Tikki-Tavi".
Speaking of which;

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Just rolls off the tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:41, archived)
# It's a trick!
This reminds me of a Richard Scarry book I had as a nipper where all these people got on a giant whale-bus via the mouth...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:36, archived)
# I only had one of his books, and it was an introduction to French.
I remember a badger eating an ice-cream, which was called a 'creme glacee'.
The rest of it escapes me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Knowing how to ask for an ice-cream in a foreign language
is THE most important skill to have when travelling abroad :p

EDIT: Just found the pic I mentioned farm3.static.flickr.com/2465/3990735460_65512e7a43.jpg which has nothing to do with people getting on a whale-bus so I've no idea what I was getting confused with
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:49, archived)
# Chalk it up to childhood confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:39, archived)
# oh no
not again
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:05, archived)
# "That’s a good name – ground!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Wee frilly anyone?
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Period whale.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:00, archived)
# pfft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:13, archived)
# Haha, very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] filthy pea


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(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:29, archived)
# but can he dance?
(phylactic, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:32, archived)
# for inspiration?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:39, archived)
# for money?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Rudefinger
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:11, archived)
# he's the man, the man with the penis touch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Nice work, Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Cheers mate!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Beautiful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Thankee sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Schplendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 May 2013, 17:42, archived)
# you naughty bot Ninj :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Made you look, made you shtare!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:19, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Haha
Wonderful. Bet that's how he attracted the ladies (mostly with the finger willy trick out of shot)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 6 May 2013, 16:46, archived)
# get out in the sun
don't read this
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue579/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Too late
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:57, archived)
# It's midnight and it's 16 degrees
I'm considering closing a window
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:58, archived)
# wish it was that warm here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Cheers Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:05, archived)
# It's pissing fucking rain here, I'm reading this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:07, archived)
# what sun?
anyway, you're ginger, the sun will make you burst into flames
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:11, archived)
# I miss Buffy the Ginger Slayer
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:20, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:28, archived)
# It all went downhill after she killed Willow in episode 1 :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:38, archived)
# 4 EVA IN R HARTZ
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:52, archived)
# it is a little overcast here
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Yay
Cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Not Basil as well
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:21, archived)
# I think someone else had a hand in it!
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:26, archived)
# he always creeped me right the fuck out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Still covering the fact he has no legs.
A professional until the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 3 May 2013, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha great
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:27, archived)
# should have shot himself... twice
Boom Boom
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 3 May 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Boom boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Ken may be spending more time 'at the library' now...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:43, archived)
# I was considering showing the arrest of Morph and the police raid on his box
Maybe a quote from a victim - "I was like putty in his hands". But I think this pic covers the concept nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
I know it's sunny
but it's time for funny
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:22, archived)
# It's a Knock one Out time
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:23, archived)
#
It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:26, archived)
# last weekend was great
(phylactic, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:29, archived)
# No it wasnt,
It rained :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:47, archived)
# sunny in Alicante
(phylactic, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:08, archived)
# come on, o'sullivan! twat him up the table!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:31, archived)
# UKIP Special: British links only. And casual racism.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:35, archived)
#
Filled with as many lighthearted 'misunderstandings' as 1970s BBC television centre.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:38, archived)
# b3ta.com - now with added Dark Hams!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 3 May 2013, 13:39, archived)
# Happy StarWars Day eve
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:41, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ROQJ-Vvy4
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:27, archived)
# 25% of Britains not racist, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:41, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:01, archived)
# "I have no ambition" - Nigel Farage
HAHAFUCKINGHA
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:42, archived)
# Well everyone was a b3taphile in the noughties, but it was a different time then...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:46, archived)
# "And then he touched me, in his internet cunt shed"
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 3 May 2013, 13:51, archived)
# DONATE NOW - YOU NON MEMBER OBSERVER STATE BASTARDS !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Marginally more entertaining than Nigel Farage.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Neonicotinoid pesticides banned. Bad tempered bees gaining weight and gasping for a fag.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 3 May 2013, 13:53, archived)
# FUCK 'EM THEY'RE ONLY BEES
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:54, archived)
# better than wasps
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:58, archived)
# and jellyfish
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 3 May 2013, 14:00, archived)
# and big angry hornets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:03, archived)
# and snakes
and spiders
and broccoli. Bees are much nicer than broccoli. I really don't like broccoli.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 3 May 2013, 14:01, archived)
# and earwigs
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:03, archived)
# i like broccoli
but it makes me throw up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:04, archived)
# I was going to ask how you could like something that makes you throw up...
Then I remembered beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 3 May 2013, 14:05, archived)
# i don't actually like beer
but my burps currently taste of brandy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Email is NOT dead. Please tweet your friends to let them know.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 3 May 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Get in!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 3 May 2013, 14:40, archived)
# *hands torch*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 3 May 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Stuart Halls victims never saw it coming, so they had to wash it out of their hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 3 May 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Are you still there? Why haven't you skived off early for the bank holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 3 May 2013, 14:12, archived)
# has everyone forgotten kilroy?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:13, archived)
# we're trying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:14, archived)
# and that time he pissed on the window of Dixons
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q8HpCsOTGE
(phylactic, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:17, archived)
# Projected 26% of people in the UK to be outed as closet racists.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:21, archived)
# I HAVE A BEST FRIEND AND SO DOES MY WIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 May 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Oh look it's TV's Stephen Fry papped on his usual uncompromising Sunday night routine of sitting in his favourite barrel of Bovril whilst slowly releasing a deluge of Alan Davies' hair clippings onto his large head
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Excellent!
I like
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Hahaha mad
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:24, archived)
# you are an utter brainwrong
i like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Clipplings?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:33, archived)
# that's how fry says it
i assume
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Ah...
that would make sense.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:40, archived)
# So he can grow them in a flower pot later
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Awesomesauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Killer Whale (Cheap Shoe, Average Priced Trainer, Drawing Pins)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:15, archived)
# = Excellence!
Love this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Ooh very, very clever sir!!
Watch yer step though! *click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:17, archived)
# now do the whole of Free Willy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:18, archived)
# Oh that's very good
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:18, archived)
# I love this approach
Bloody marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:20, archived)
# did you hear that, dude?
that was my skull, I am so wasted!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:25, archived)
# cobblers
needed.immediate start.
(phylactic, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:31, archived)
# very good
i like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love your real object photoshops.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 3 May 2013, 16:36, archived)
# This brings me straight back to "The Yellow Submarine"
Nice.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 4 May 2013, 0:17, archived)
# Drop, drop...





Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 3 May 2013, 12:58, archived)
# Sorry but...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:08, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10959662
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Ah...
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:19, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:12, archived)
# OK now I get it.
Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:20, archived)
# Oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 May 2013, 13:22, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 3 May 2013, 18:17, archived)
# merry candles1!!1leventy
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:03, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 May 2013, 18:55, archived)

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