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[challenge entry] Quick and shit but you get the idea...
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:17, archived)
# i never had one rattle, and I've owned 3 fords.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:19, archived)
# No prizes for guessing...
...what language the engine management system software is written in...
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:25, archived)
# cobol?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Parseltongue?
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Perl?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:44, archived)
# Fordtran-6?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:52, archived)
# The international language of love
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:56, archived)
# it would crash out after a year or two
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:50, archived)
# SAM Coupe BASIC?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Well if there's no prizes why would I guess?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:25, archived)
# To give a deliberately incorrect yet witty response.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:30, archived)
# oh
Swahili?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Czech?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Adder
(Ada)
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Hisskel
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Pidgin?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:40, archived)
# ASP
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:41, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:46, archived)
# i wanna change my answer to Cobrol
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:47, archived)
#
Asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssembler.

(SonofRojBlake, Fri 10 May 2013, 13:18, archived)
# LOGO?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 May 2013, 18:58, archived)
# I preferred the Frodo Ka myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:40, archived)
# This HURTS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Ooof
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:51, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
Something pithy
Gets the stiffy
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:09, archived)
# STEAMING INTO YOUR INBOX LIKE THE CLEVELAND POLICE
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:10, archived)
# This!
How long has it been brewing in your head?
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:39, archived)
# STEAMING OUT OF YOUR DUNGBOX LIKE A DODGY CURRY
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:45, archived)
# B3ta pwoudwy pwesents the Fwergie special..FUCK SAKE WONALDOW PASS THE BAW
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:15, archived)
# Now suitable for persons aged 13 and over
(UTB, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:17, archived)
# I get this reference
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:46, archived)
# contains a handy 3d blueprint for a nuclear warhead*
*plutonum sold separately
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:18, archived)
# DUCHESS OF YORK FAREWELL SPECIAL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:24, archived)
# UKIP unmasked as long-running viral marketing strategy for new budget hotel U-Kip.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:32, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 10 May 2013, 10:52, archived)
# PLUNGING INTO THE DEPTHS OF BAD TASTE LIKE IMRAN KHAN SOMETHING SOMETHING
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Hello! You have 0 friends. B3TA: Just added you as a friend. Approve?
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:37, archived)
# Smells Like Bream Fillet
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:50, archived)
# It's Mike Reid's 'REACHAROUND'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:54, archived)
# oh yuck
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:04, archived)
# YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LAUGH AT SOMETHING A BLACK MAN HAS SAID says Internet
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 10 May 2013, 10:54, archived)
# I am going to LOL at this if you're white
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Thatcher Still Dead
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:56, archived)
# Listing lazily to the right like Nick Griffins' eyeball
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:57, archived)
# More gags than a Midwest basement
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 10 May 2013, 10:58, archived)
# ^ Win
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:59, archived)
# ha ha ha, oh fuck!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:00, archived)
# ^
this FTW
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Oh, very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:03, archived)
# hahah this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:04, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:06, archived)
# Yeah, that's the one
Was trying to come up with something on this, but that wins.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:12, archived)
# wowzers!
pints are on me : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:19, archived)
# i don't think the barkeep will honor a printed gif as payment
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:22, archived)
# I blame the bloody coalition government!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:25, archived)
# I owe you a "hahaha" too
So here it is.
(Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:24, archived)
# what Clappy said ^
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Don't be stupid, don't be popular: come and join the Nazi opera!
(Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:05, archived)
# WE'RE WATCHING RERUNS OF 'ALLO 'ALLO ON GOLD...TOGETHER
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:02, archived)
# 3D printed gun backfires - compatible inks from Tesco blamed
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:06, archived)
# did you hear about the paddy wagon that collided with the cement truck?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:18, archived)
# get*s
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:17, archived)
# Zig-a-zig-heil!
(zod, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Is this the school curriculum according to Michael Gove?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:05, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:09, archived)
# how topical
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:10, archived)
# who do you think you are kidding.... etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:47, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:25, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 10 May 2013, 14:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 13 May 2013, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] {insert funny title}
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:48, archived)
# BEAST MACHINES WAS RUBBISH
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:49, archived)
# I dunno.... IMDB gives it 7.7...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:51, archived)
# Hey woah, I'm not talking about the porn film of the same name,
in fact I've never even heard of it, I meant the kids' TV cartoon series. What?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:56, archived)
# no the imdb one was for the transformer version...
i, erm, don't know what you're talking about...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Watched it through again with the missus recently
We really quite enjoyed it - she was very sad when we ran out of episodes to watch. She was somewhat mollified by the fact that Waspinator turns up in Animated though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:58, archived)
# Mobile sack scratcher v1.1
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] somebody's poisoned the waterhole...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:16, archived)
# hahahaha
genulols
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:29, archived)
# is there nothing you can't get from aldi?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Quality products?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:37, archived)
# There wine is bostin'!!
Seriously! Grapevine Merlot £3.19, lush :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:40, archived)
# Lol, that drink is well gaye
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:28, archived)
# I NO RITE
It's the only time I, er, send someone into Aldi.

LIDL4life!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:55, archived)
#
There wine is bostin'!!
Seriously! Grapevine Merlot £3.19 ^ I am a
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:02, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:29, archived)
# That depends
do you want low or high?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:25, archived)
# arf!
now do Ferrari Tescorossa
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 10 May 2013, 2:57, archived)
# eric pickles?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 May 2013, 3:04, archived)
# also, good source of images on /links:
www.b3ta.com/links/Try_and_spot_yourself_Particularly_useful_for_talk_folk

eg:
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 May 2013, 3:07, archived)
# Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 10 May 2013, 3:09, archived)
# No. Run DMC
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 10 May 2013, 3:07, archived)
# or some shitty calvin harris club tune
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooZwmeUfuXg)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 May 2013, 3:16, archived)
# Must counteract calvin harris
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-gvIeNWAPo
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 10 May 2013, 3:25, archived)
# nice...been listening to the roots a lot lately myself
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP9nrCYoOmY
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 May 2013, 3:30, archived)
# Excellent choice!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 10 May 2013, 3:33, archived)
# Cyril Preserves?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:14, archived)
# never done a CDC before :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 May 2013, 1:32, archived)
# Hahaha
BLEND IT GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 May 2013, 1:38, archived)
# just the way jamie oliver makes chicken nuggets
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XKSoiDtdi9s#t=47s
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 May 2013, 2:06, archived)
# wooow, HA HA!!
CLICKETY
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 1:47, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 May 2013, 2:05, archived)
# Smooth
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Fri 10 May 2013, 1:55, archived)
# mechanically recovered man-meat
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 May 2013, 2:08, archived)
# Her face starts to look like a cheap blow-up doll, after a while.
'faps'

edit: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 May 2013, 2:04, archived)
# haha, i love the way her eyeballs move
:)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 May 2013, 2:05, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 May 2013, 2:25, archived)
# i've taken liberties :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 2:42, archived)
# go fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 May 2013, 3:21, archived)
# FIRECOCK: EXTINGUISH
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 May 2013, 2:44, archived)
# ^this
but where did you get the original from? good cdc though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 10 May 2013, 20:08, archived)
# bam! cock salad
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 May 2013, 2:23, archived)
# Ahhhhh. I'd like to have a swig of that.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 10 May 2013, 2:59, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!!!
Pure magenta goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:07, archived)
# PHOAR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:38, archived)
# Nop Totch!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha great!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:58, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
Do more!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Haha woo
& clicks :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 10 May 2013, 15:33, archived)
# I like the hairs
How they flail like arms in a futile quest for help.
(grobsig No longer cleaning up after others, Fri 10 May 2013, 19:24, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 May 2013, 23:20, archived)
# I like how it goes darker
toward the end
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 10 May 2013, 19:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:18, archived)
# Who Grant?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:42, archived)
# Ew a Grantipede
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 May 2013, 23:53, archived)
# :)
(herman:D, Fri 10 May 2013, 0:03, archived)
# ARTBASE: MOFAHA
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 May 2013, 0:11, archived)
# I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 May 2013, 0:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 May 2013, 0:22, archived)
# N.O.M.S.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 10 May 2013, 3:12, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 10 May 2013, 0:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 May 2013, 1:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 May 2013, 1:40, archived)
# hahaha what the fuck?!
off the wall
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 May 2013, 2:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 May 2013, 2:20, archived)
# Surreal
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 May 2013, 2:06, archived)
# Creepy fun!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 10 May 2013, 2:21, archived)
# ah....
first lol of the day
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:34, archived)
# How excellently Gilliam of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 May 2013, 20:58, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 10 May 2013, 0:27, archived)
# Grant was first word that entered my head
So ... grant it became
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 10 May 2013, 0:25, archived)
#
All that you touch
All that you see
All that you taste
All you feel.
All that you love
All that you hate
All you distrust
All you save.
All that you give
All that you deal
All that you buy,
beg, borrow or steal.
All you create
All you destroy
All that you do
All that you say.
All that you eat
And everyone you meet
All that you slight
And everyone you fight.
All that is now
All that is gone
All that’s to come
and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

“There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it’s all dark.”
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 10 May 2013, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Harness the locomotive powers of the undead!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:56, archived)
# this will haunt my dreams
fine feets

ta la
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:59, archived)
# are the inflatable ones meant to look like penises?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:03, archived)
# Are the gorilla ones supposed to look like ostriches?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:05, archived)
# How dare you, that's no gorilla, that's my wife
that's no gorilla that's my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:10, archived)
# She's got good legs
and a realistic fake ostrich
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:14, archived)
# If it looks like a penis and tastes like a penis
Then it's probably a penis
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:05, archived)
# The walking sled.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 May 2013, 23:54, archived)
# Haha - what's the MPB on this?
(miles per brain)
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:09, archived)
# too clever :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:12, archived)
# Wow!
Stunning stuff Toasty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Sapient Scarewood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:16, archived)
# jean pool
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:23, archived)
# undead
(herman:D, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:31, archived)
# Too soon, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 May 2013, 19:42, archived)
# queasy rider
off to the aces cafe :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:58, archived)
# Winnar!!!
Superbly animated!!! :) WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 May 2013, 6:39, archived)
# Love this.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 10 May 2013, 7:46, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 May 2013, 10:59, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10962390
(herman:D, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:48, archived)
# Aaaaah, normal service is resumed!
And all's well with the world
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Where is Barney?
(I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:54, archived)
# ahah you added wilma
you mad fuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:58, archived)
# WTF :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:00, archived)
# poor scooby do
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:08, archived)
# I remember this episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:17, archived)
#
this is most awesome :D

Will you be doing a Jetsons one?
(yeswehavenopasties, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:31, archived)
# ahaha stuffing of nightmares :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
That minx Betty sure knows how to make the bed rock!
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 10 May 2013, 0:39, archived)
# Please can someone gif my two person pogo stick?
(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:47, archived)
# Yep, I think that's what he had in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Gif is not a verb, gif is not a verb
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:03, archived)
# Needs moar lens flare.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:15, archived)
# That's more like it.
is it too late to enter it?
(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:19, archived)
# The thing is, it's not yours to enter
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:22, archived)
#
Don't do humour, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! catbaptist my work here is dung, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:23, archived)
# Nice wind up.
You'll do well here but we'll all hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 10 May 2013, 10:45, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:37, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:37, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:37, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:38, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:39, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:55, archived)
# ^hahaha all of the above :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 10 May 2013, 0:02, archived)
#
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Fri 10 May 2013, 0:03, archived)
# 1st rule of b3ts is, never ask someone to do something properly!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 10 May 2013, 8:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Sebulbous had a new Pod Racer...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:20, archived)
# hahaha
top bollock waddle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:29, archived)
# ^this
(herman:D, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:37, archived)
#
Well that scene (and entire film) was bollocks anyways
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Some think...
it was the Dug's bollocks :-P
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic bollock action
Though I have no idea of bollocks upward. This could be a Craiglist ad
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:40, archived)
# ha ha ha !
what the f
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:40, archived)
# this is fucked
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:01, archived)
# hahahaha
genuine stupid lol
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 May 2013, 0:02, archived)
# how
did i miss this?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 10 May 2013, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:17, archived)
# love it !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:29, archived)
# TOATS!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:31, archived)
# I heartily endorse this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:29, archived)
# one of my earliest b3ta toast posts

i have many more.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Lovely lovely lovely
Great exhaust action
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:42, archived)
# toast gotta jam
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:05, archived)
# *jams*

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:12, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:14, archived)
# awesome :D
any chance of a roller toaster?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 10 May 2013, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I give you The Hover CDC
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:15, archived)
# duly clcked
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Checks Amazon
If only
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:43, archived)
# I'll just leave this here.
(mralston Matt, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:05, archived)
# I like Naboo the monkey.
(This is not a euphemism).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Ibetshelikesaladinthere
(this is a euphemism)
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:33, archived)
# what really happened
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:53, archived)
# ha, more than likely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:59, archived)
# ahaha!! no wonder they're planning to bring an end anonymity...
but Rdli is dead, so i don't know who this is :(
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 10 May 2013, 0:08, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:19, archived)
# hahaha
something very South Park about frame 2
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 12 May 2013, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The Stretch AT AT - Ideal for Stormtroopers' Christmas Outings
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:21, archived)
# I got Battlefront 2 from Steam, it's quite good


imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:34, archived)
# eh? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:39, archived)
# star wars game on Steam with multiplayer, it's really fucking good, only done the turorial, as I mostly play Fallout: New Vegas
starwarsbattlefront.filefront.com/

imjussayin
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:42, archived)
# ah ok
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:57, archived)
# I like the way you have taken the original and stretched it as far as possible
Mr Lucas would be proud
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:39, archived)
# could've made it a lot longer but couldn't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice!...And this is for buzzing around town...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:42, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:54, archived)
# I like the little wagging tail.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:01, archived)
# Hahaha nice idea, very reliable too.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 May 2013, 22:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:16, archived)
# when does drawings become nsfw?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:18, archived)
# when Operation Yewtree phone up I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:23, archived)
# monkey surpressed balls
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:19, archived)
#
I'm expecting a wise quip from the monkey like they use to have in the Flintstones, something like " I'm not nuts about this job" etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:57, archived)
# he's busy looking for employment amidst a testical travesty
imjussayin


:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Pelican toilet: "And you thought you had a shit job!"
Wah...wahh...wahhhhh...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:08, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeDkGnyDv9o
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell, Atomic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:21, archived)
# ^this^
ha ha ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:13, archived)
# WIIIILMUUUURRRR!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:24, archived)
# yabba dabba dom!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:25, archived)
# why is scobby do in a gimp suit?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:26, archived)
# GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:30, archived)
# fuuck
that right there is a thing of wonder :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:40, archived)
# I'd go with Betty
But I'd be thinking of Wilma
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:50, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10962396
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Damn you like-llama bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:34, archived)
# haha mind the piss
:)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 10 May 2013, 0:03, archived)
# hahahaha
a thing of rare beauty
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:55, archived)
# Adventurous evening.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 May 2013, 22:18, archived)
# WTF :D
(herman:D, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Am I the only one
Who always preferred Betty?

Perhaps a little more so just now than it would be prudent to admit... but at least it's not on the internet.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:49, archived)
# who-ho-hoaa!!!
Yabba Dabba Spewwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 1:53, archived)
# i move away from the fuck to breathe___I tagged it because of piracy____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

best bennett?















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(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:05, archived)
# ALL THE VOTES!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:13, archived)
# i missed out puppet bennett
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:14, archived)
# bummed
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:21, archived)
# bummed out by bennett denial
no time for bogis

:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:22, archived)
# needs more this








jussayin
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:16, archived)
# wall of 12's
praise shendob
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:19, archived)
# GORDON BENNETT DAMMIT
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:16, archived)
# WASS RONG DYLAN, BIN PUSHIN GOOCH?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:20, archived)
# knit vest bennett...jusssayin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:17, archived)
# i like wen benet has the nife
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Vote Decided!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:28, archived)
# @murierl shentovis?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:32, archived)
# innarspays!!



(orbojunglist, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:23, archived)
# hai am dennis quaid, also try these tags: <img width="300" src="_____image__url___" height="300" /> *
also try these tags: *
* - change height and width to anything you want
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:28, archived)
# :D
always wondered how you do that
(orbojunglist, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:06, archived)
# :)
laters
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 22:57, archived)
#
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:26, archived)
# who is this guy?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Who this guy?

(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:36, archived)
# Jurgen Bentovrielk?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:43, archived)
# You Nutta I love you
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:02, archived)
# i know
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:05, archived)
# Fancy a quickie?
Usual place
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 9 May 2013, 23:12, archived)
# i didn't vote because the lack of 'let off some steam, Bennett' option
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I Cannot believe no-one's posted this yet..


Click for bigger (163 kb)

Honda Accordion.

*pop*

Bye Bye Image Challenge Cherry..
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Thu 9 May 2013, 20:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha a collaboration with the bendy bus makers

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:04, archived)
# :)
does it play a tune when you hit the brakes?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 9 May 2013, 21:20, archived)
# HEEEEEEEEEER HAAAAWWWW HEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!
XD
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:24, archived)

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