Hahahaha..."Please Mr Fergie, sir, that nasty Mr Moyez doesn't like me, like what you do, sir. he shouts at me and calls me a mercenary, sir. Not like you sir"
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 14 May 2013, 13:20,
archived)
I'll be having nightmares now
why did I make this?
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Tue 14 May 2013, 12:47,
archived)
I think they vote Labour tbh
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Tue 14 May 2013, 12:52,
archived)
awesome, and worthy of this...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwpouzNli8A
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 14 May 2013, 12:41,
archived)
haha! that's rather fab
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 14 May 2013, 12:48,
archived)
Holy flipthat really suits Ms Brady
But she's no Sarah Douglas
(But she's no Sarah Douglas
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 14 May 2013, 14:28,
archived)
hahaI prefer her with the longer locks though? - www.peolpstar.com/images/Sarah-Douglas-03.jpg
( Q4nobody,
Tue 14 May 2013, 14:36,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Invent A Vehicle"){kind=small}
Honda's new motorsickle
It's been I while since I had time to photoshop...
littlefish I like cheese,
Tue 14 May 2013, 11:18,
archived)
it's the cutting edge of motorcycle technologyetc.
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 14 May 2013, 11:18,
archived)
Goes like stinkWhen you put the hammer down.
( littlefish I like cheese,
Tue 14 May 2013, 11:24,
archived)
*something about Oscar Petorius*
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 14 May 2013, 11:22,
archived)
Needs a scythecar.:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 14 May 2013, 11:24,
archived)
some folks call it a kaiserblade, i call it a slingblade
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 14 May 2013, 11:33,
archived)
If you want to replace your wheels with sickles, So-vi-et.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 14 May 2013, 12:10,
archived)
bet that could cut you up at roundabouts
(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Tue 14 May 2013, 12:53,
archived)
you could reallycut through the traffic on that
( lord bofingham,
Tue 14 May 2013, 13:09,
archived)
stop this..or there will be reapercussions
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 14 May 2013, 13:33,
archived)
that wasn't a very sharp response PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 14 May 2013, 14:15,
archived)
I'm sickle of these crap puns
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 14 May 2013, 14:24,
archived)
Phwoar!!!RARRRRR GNARRRRR.........wibble
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 14 May 2013, 10:19,
archived)
Ha ha ha!If it was a Transit, it could be 'Chatty Van'
(
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 14 May 2013, 10:36,
archived)
Yay!It's actually well known that car designers deliberately make the front of a car look a bit like a facial expression, to suit the demographic. The Peugot 206 must have been designed with super-villains in mind.
I need a coffee.
(I need a coffee.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 14 May 2013, 11:01,
archived)
now I'm watching this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W4iGm3nbWA
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 14 May 2013, 11:21,
archived)
Hull.but it was worth it.
( Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on,
Tue 14 May 2013, 9:40,
archived)
yesDO one about Tia Sharp now
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 14 May 2013, 9:46,
archived)
for methat's one step beyond
.
It's a seriously unpleasant case
(.
It's a seriously unpleasant case
lord bofingham,
Tue 14 May 2013, 9:49,
archived)
I agreenowhere near as funny as woman has her own tits cut off to avoid cancer
EDIT: I'm also a massive fucking hypocrite
(EDIT: I'm also a massive fucking hypocrite
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 14 May 2013, 10:07,
archived)
i think it's where the joke isn't funnywhich is of course subjective
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 14 May 2013, 10:56,
archived)
better a wife with no tits, than no wife.as i said to my wife.
(,
Tue 14 May 2013, 15:37,
archived)
38 years in solitarywith the looming danger of a stairwell nonce bashing always round the corner.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 14 May 2013, 12:03,
archived)
he'll be lucky if he lasts the week
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 14 May 2013, 15:00,
archived)
Checks news comes hereand closes Photoshop
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 14 May 2013, 10:17,
archived)
when i heard the news about her i sadly knew someone would do thiswell done b3ta you never disappoint
(,
Tue 14 May 2013, 10:46,
archived)
Funny way to turn down another sequel...
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 14 May 2013, 11:46,
archived)
The local cactus was shocked to be seen in public still in her rollers.
Knew I had seen her before....out with her mates.
transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Tue 14 May 2013, 9:48,
archived)
fabulous fuckSleep tiem bye.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 14 May 2013, 4:58,
archived)
that's tonight's dream sorted then deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Tue 14 May 2013, 5:22,
archived)
That right there is my dorm room. Just add amplified sounds of toilets flushing, and Little Feat.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 14 May 2013, 5:27,
archived)
Lost on me I'm afraid,I haven't really watched TV since the 80s.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 14 May 2013, 2:28,
archived)
you missed twin peaks then and ... um ... some other stuff deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Tue 14 May 2013, 5:23,
archived)
that looks like it could actually be quite funtop works.
(
arrangedletters,
Tue 14 May 2013, 10:38,
archived)
AgreedLet's take the piss of this shit and enjoy every second!
( Q4nobody,
Tue 14 May 2013, 14:37,
archived)
Horribly artifacted image that gets better if you click on it :)(, Mon 13 May 2013, 22:40, archived)
lovelylike the left and right knee pads
(
Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Mon 13 May 2013, 22:48,
archived)
Nice :DGetting a 1990s vibe from this. In a good way, by the way.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 13 May 2013, 22:50,
archived)
what do you make of Random Access Memories then?
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 13 May 2013, 23:02,
archived)
Had a bit of a discussion down there about itbut I think it's pretty damn good.
It's not the Daft Punk I know and love, and it is a bit hit and miss
(Within and Instant Crush aren't as good as the rest of the album, I think they need to grow on me a bit) but looking forward to getting it next week.
(It's not the Daft Punk I know and love, and it is a bit hit and miss
(Within and Instant Crush aren't as good as the rest of the album, I think they need to grow on me a bit) but looking forward to getting it next week.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 13 May 2013, 23:07,
archived)
I was about to reply thinking you were Bourbon Fox!very similar. But with less yiffy overtones :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 13 May 2013, 22:59,
archived)
very nicethe style reminds me of borderlands.
(
theniwokeup has been awake since,
Mon 13 May 2013, 23:36,
archived)
very nice!...but i like only the left kneepad
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 14 May 2013, 0:23,
archived)
I think I might have misheard..what sort of vehicle my son was asking for for his birthday
(,
Mon 13 May 2013, 22:29,
archived)
ten pallets of spang for mr baggins!(delivered in a toe truck of course)
(,
Mon 13 May 2013, 22:33,
archived)
Not really....we have this book on the shelf in the kitchen "How to Eat Nigella Lawson"
It was very disappointing in a couple of different ways
(,
Mon 13 May 2013, 23:24,
archived)
It was very disappointing in a couple of different ways
HahhahaI have a new kinda spang thingy for you too!
.
.
(.
.
paranoiaman,
Mon 13 May 2013, 22:37,
archived)
Her feet are all dirtyMay have to think about it.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 13 May 2013, 23:12,
archived)
They are filthy!FFS girl, at least try.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 14 May 2013, 0:28,
archived)
Maybe she's just dirty.May have to think about it.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 14 May 2013, 0:38,
archived)
PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR SHOPPING. YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO COMPLY.
The lengths people will go to to avoid getting clamped.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 13 May 2013, 22:16,
archived)
i always preferred ed206
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 14 May 2013, 1:49,
archived)
This is rather good. Massive rush of work over on Wednesday. I can then rejoin this place...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 13 May 2013, 21:59,
archived)
o/ lovely...but who are those goons in the background??
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Mon 13 May 2013, 22:34,
archived)
SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 13 May 2013, 19:49,
archived)
Not an insult, a compliment.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 13 May 2013, 21:07,
archived)
are they guarding a grumble mag stash ? Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Mon 13 May 2013, 19:55,
archived)
Go over and have a look inside...I dare you.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 13 May 2013, 20:13,
archived)
I saw it on TV
Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Mon 13 May 2013, 21:07,
archived)
Those are real spooks, man! You can't fake that!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 13 May 2013, 21:09,
archived)
I don't think I like this new gritty reboot of Rainbow. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 13 May 2013, 20:22,
archived)
You think so? This is quality stuff.Oh and be advised everyone, Daft Punk's new album's streaming on iTunes.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 13 May 2013, 20:56,
archived)
I love Grand Designsmight have missed this episode though...
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Mon 13 May 2013, 20:55,
archived)
fucksocks mindpiss
www.b3ta.com/board/10963617
(www.b3ta.com/board/10963617
Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Mon 13 May 2013, 21:09,
archived)
I see you've been to Pennsylvania too. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 13 May 2013, 22:01,
archived)
I just remember walking past a completely empty house at dusk.Bullfrogs croaking all around. Fireflies. A single light burning above the stairs of the house, yet shining out of every window. Sheets with suspicious stains hanging on a line in the yard. A single guy stood on the porch holding a broom like it was shotgun. He watched us approach from maybe 100 yards, staring the whole while. As we drew level, he said "Y'all be safe now, y'all" and watched as we receded into the distance.
Walking past again another night when it was raining (the local shop was up the road that way), a tree fell over as we got near the place.
(Walking past again another night when it was raining (the local shop was up the road that way), a tree fell over as we got near the place.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 13 May 2013, 22:11,
archived)
Another asshat of universe destroying proportions...(
transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Mon 13 May 2013, 17:48,
archived)
Well that's that thread buggered then. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 13 May 2013, 18:43,
archived)
Hardly "universe destroying proportions"Anyway, you want /links (and probably want the Daily Mail while you're at it)
(
Ghoti Fingers,
Mon 13 May 2013, 19:37,
archived)
No, yes and er yes.Sorry got a bit carried away. Paedos and Hitler though if he had been an immigrant as well I could have sold it to the mail.
( transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Mon 13 May 2013, 20:37,
archived)
Beadle Crab having a wee fiddle.
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 13 May 2013, 17:05,
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Woo, I just popped my 'auto' cherry. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 13 May 2013, 17:34,
archived)
Yay, I just popped my 'insta' cherry. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 13 May 2013, 17:35,
archived)
Cheers, fella. Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 13 May 2013, 17:37,
archived)
Oh that's very good indeed. *clicks* Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 13 May 2013, 17:59,
archived)
Merry day of candlenessmasses Mr Jabberwoc :)
(
hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Mon 13 May 2013, 18:09,
archived)
Hell yeah! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 13 May 2013, 22:01,
archived)
And the B3ta Award For Best Use Of A Classic Meme goes to...
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Mon 13 May 2013, 17:45,
archived)
I need to know what a boba is to get this one :)
(
Elvis impersonator,
Mon 13 May 2013, 16:19,
archived)
You can get some scouts to wash it (the van) during Boba job week
Tribs š¦ ↓ dn ŹÉŹ sį“É„Ź ↓š¦,
Mon 13 May 2013, 21:09,
archived)
Reposts for compo....Hot air babboon...
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 13 May 2013, 16:25,
archived)
King and his monster ring100s & 1000s of em :D
( maggenspies mayhaps,
Mon 13 May 2013, 21:48,
archived)
Vango Fett? joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 13 May 2013, 16:27,
archived)
this needs to be made
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 13 May 2013, 16:56,
archived)
Not sure why, but Booby Fett.
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 13 May 2013, 17:40,
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