narky old cunt
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:05,
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Hahaha!Perfect!
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:55,
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'snort wrong with that Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:58,
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Ha ha ha ha ha!I imagine The Poke will have stolen this as I type...
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Smallbrainfield,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:00,
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hahaI just noticed it was on the Poke YESTERDAY already?
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Q4nobody,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:44,
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bindun several timesbut on facebook, not here
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:15,
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arf!All the ace!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:28,
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God fucking dammityou're all making me feel like a foreigner, I have no idea what this is a reference to. I don't even know what's been shopped, apart from the name on the bottle. Has the bottle been shopped? I've never seen a coke bottle like that before.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:48,
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It's a new ad camapign for Coke over herewhere they have printed the 150 most common names in the UK onto bottles of coke as a gimmick.
Also, Tulisa is judge on the x factor and got caught in a sting selling cocaine at the weekend.
/helpful blog
(Also, Tulisa is judge on the x factor and got caught in a sting selling cocaine at the weekend.
/helpful blog
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:55,
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wait, my name was on a bottle - I'm one of the 150 most common people in England?....
(,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:19,
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"dancebiscuits"?must be a regional thing
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 0:40,
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Thank heavens for your kind helpOtherwise I'd have remained blind and baffled.
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 21:00,
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You sir are a credit to your raceand to sushi everywhere.
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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Fri 7 Jun 2013, 0:50,
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Brilliant.
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:56,
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I thought the bottle wasribbed for her pleasure.
Shows how ignorant I am. :)
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Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:42,
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Shows how ignorant I am. :)
Big Ears you cunt!That's a disabled bay!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:09,
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WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!?do you have ANY IDEA how worried we were, young man? don't you EVER run off like that AGAIN!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:15,
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But he has terrible ear deformation? :)and 2 club feet
( Q4nobody,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:24,
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And a mate who is just a soppy cunt with a bell.Fuck em both I say!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:10,
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, said Noddy, his little bell jingling with consternation. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 20:34,
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Thanks and you may laugh, but.....(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:44,
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HeheheSee no evil, smell no evil, luuurve no evil
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:49,
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shut your mouth! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:02,
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Woo! This is very good, you know... :)Richard Roundtree ran round the ragged roots ruggedly
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:49,
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NWOT - one for the oldies
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:26,
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I think it is because I came back :'( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:41,
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Nah, shone that little bit brighter...with you back mate :)
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Ninj,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:44,
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Ha ha ha!!Fucking A! I particularly like Darths Lightsabre fishing rod!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:30,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Gnomes"){kind=small}
Instead of a new thread...don't get too excited by the NSFW. (
transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:46,
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Ha ha ha!Dirty gnome cunt!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:48,
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Ta fellaALL Gnomes are creepy bastards. It's the dead happy eyes.
( Q4nobody,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:06,
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Yeah gives me teh fear!
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:09,
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Here's a clicky from me: *clicky*Last pic is wonderful!
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:51,
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Poor guy... *hears Ladysmith Black Mambazo in head*Also, I won't waste a thread with this...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:39,
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Groan.A sort of "vinegar strokes" groan...
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:19,
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Awwww!Look at the sweet tramp man :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:40,
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Not bad ninj, not bad,And you?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:59,
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Aye, good to be back.I have been lurking a fair bit, just haven't got my own computer at the moment so internet access has been sporadic to say the least.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:12,
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Hello Sushi old fella!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:19,
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Hey freebs!How're things?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:23,
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Oh you know, busy busy busyI just tried to find that old "Illustrating a b3tan username" pic of you I did, then found a old thread from 2009 that had me giggling (totally unrelated)
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:25,
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Oh god!I remember that! I seem to remember We are the lemon did a cool one too.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:32,
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hahahahyour profile - WTF? :)
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:34,
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I AM THE BUS KING!Found this one by Shada: 
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:36,
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How do you post a challenge entry as NSFW? transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:14,
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You should just link to itrather than embedding it and warn people that it is NSFW.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:19,
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That's...Lord Sugar to you son.
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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:36,
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I'd love Nick Hewerto present Countdown like that
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:41,
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NeverDeal or no Deal's on soon.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 13:56,
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correct, and your not supposed to reply to a new thread for 2 hours, but the MODs will let you slide on that
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 1:54,
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dont despair. there have been times like this constantly for the last 10 yearsand then suddenly everyone decides to participate and it again becomes a roller-coaster ride of hilarity.
Here, i made this to get things rolling.
CFB (41 kb)
(,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 3:42,
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Here, i made this to get things rolling.
CFB (41 kb)
winna cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 4:34,
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feel free to 'upvote' it.it will help raise b3ta's profile and attract exciting new talent.
(,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 4:59,
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It's his own faulthe was advised not to swim there, he went right ahead
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:42,
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Ha ha.Little girls are very much like balloons. If you stab them, they die.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:13,
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Look at my MASSIVE REGINA.
Sorry, it's been a looong day. I'm now working two jobs. Arsecakes.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 20:44,
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I wish Britain's Got Talent didn't exist and Python was on every channel 24 hours a day.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 23:01,
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or every act on Britains got Talent is whacked into a canal by a fish slapping dancer
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 23:21,
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Or marched up and down the square like military fairies.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 23:33,
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Dinsdale... Dinsdale... DINSDAAAALE!!!Oh Jesus Christ!
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:54,
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hahafirst thing i thought too
( deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 23:49,
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Quick - post it on facebook and shove it down all of our throats every day! /ifuckinglovegayatheist1%ers blog
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:45,
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Shall I send it toGeorge Takei too?
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:12,
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ohh, myyyyyyyyyy
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 19:55,
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that's the best creatively wrong guess yet :) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 0:21,
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Touche pas?What a douchebag...
( sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:23,
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top tip......avoid it like the plagueworks a treat....nothingshoveddownever/blog
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:13,
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aha ha ha ha...shopped images only etc... transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:08,
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Oh my god it's Bernard Bresslaw!Uncanny :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:10,
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for some reason I got a bald Terry Scott :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:37,
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Can I swap your bald Terry ScottFor a Hairy Yul Brynner? I already have 2 of those and just need a Terry Scott to complete the set.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 20:52,
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that'll be my pleasurehave you got snaggletooth by the way?
(you might only get this reference if you're in your late 40's, otherwise feel free to ignore :)
((you might only get this reference if you're in your late 40's, otherwise feel free to ignore :)
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 6 Jun 2013, 17:52,
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hahaha, thought she would have gone for the comb over
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:11,
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This is my favourite thing you've ever done
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 19:01,
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:o)That site's taken a bit of a pasting today...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:56,
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That's gonna be one fuck of a gleaming scrotum.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 23:13,
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Maggie Thatcher not present then? transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:24,
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not been a good year for her has it?Being ill,Dying,not getting an invite etc
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:33,
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I do hope there's a Burger Van. The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:01,
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my mate's helping out at thiswhat's it all about?
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:39,
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Has she got her hands tied behind her back?Kinky (or Fritzling?)
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:30,
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this is what smurfs really look like, they were made cute for tv
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:36,
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Is that the female smurf then? No trademark happytoastcock taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:44,
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I don't believe you...he hasn't got a hat. transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:01,
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I have those living in my navel.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:30,
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why have you stopped putting little dinkussen on your critters?/misses_the_cock
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 19:57,
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Sadly I started to wonder what series of events led to this encounter...and it is just too weird.
( transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:34,
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hahaha - fuckI may well get a big bastard canvas print out to put on my lounge wall if there's no copyright or emotional issues with that mongy?
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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:30,
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that is so fucked up .......its BRILLIANT W/Y/H!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 16:43,
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so this is how they make ribena Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:15,
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hahaha
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 20:28,
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b3ta when it was good
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:25,
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I read this as "Come to Papal"And waited for a considerable amount of time for a pope reference.
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Tue 4 Jun 2013, 21:03,
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he'll get indigestion eating all those worms at once HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:00,
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WAR AGAINST THE ENVIRONMENTThat is magnificent :-D
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:31,
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Parkour flooring. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:36,
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ewww! needs less flesh colo(u)rLOL
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:00,
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Mushroom cock!Wood blewit?
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:18,
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i'm still not comfortable with the amount of gnomes that die to create their fancy headgear.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:08,
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Now THAT'S a hat!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:13,
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Hahaha! That's bloody good, that is!
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:25,
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I love this.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 4 Jun 2013, 12:28,
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